Post by mvp on Jun 15, 2010 10:34:48 GMT -5
World Cup soccer is shown on a TV screen. A couple of voices are heard yelling at the muted TV in the background, but nothing else. The camera begins to zoom away from the TV and reveal black leather couches and a mini bar. A couple of people are siting in this luxurious place as this turns out to be MVP's personal VIP lounge with his lovely sports agent Trish Stratus by his side. MVP takes a sip of champagne and begins to comment about the World Cup.
MVP: You know this has got to be the most boring sport there is. How it's a legitimate sports I don't know. Not to mention they actually call it football. In American real football is the NFL. It's a shame for these cheese heads that Brett Farve had to leave and eventually see the light and move on to much bigger and better things.
The fans boo as they are seeing this for the first time on the big screen. Back in the VIP lounge, MVP and Trish notices the camera and are ready to address the crowd in Green Bay Wisconsin, as if they haven't had already.
MVP: Why hello everyone and welcome to my own personal VIP lounge. I'm the hostess with the mostess and of course I am along side the greatest agent in sports today the lovely Trish Stratus. Last week my opponent D-lo Brown wasn't much of a contest for Raw's most valuable player MVP. Now I'm suppose to be one of the highest paid athletes here at World Wrestling Empire. However the level of competition hasn't been to my liking. Which bring me to tonight's matchup. I'm suppose to be facing some sort of Celtic Warrior named Sheamus. Sheamus I heard what you had to say about me and you know what? You don't know greatness when you see it. Sheamus also brought up my past of how I got arrested and thrown in jail. I got news for you Sheamus that was the past. In fact all Sheamus can focus on is the past. Take a good look Sheamus of where you are and where I am now. I have a phat new contract and one of the up and coming superstars wrestling has to offer. Look around you Sheamus while you are locking yourself in a dungeon, I'm living the high life while you are living in the medieval time period. Beautiful women, sweet champagne and all of the finer things in life. Things that you will never achieve in your entire life.
Trish: Sheamus you dare call me a whore, apparently you don't know who you are dealing with. You are dealing with one of the best athletes known to man or women today. A total athlete! More real than a real deal and a little word of advice babe get some sun because your skin is so blinding me.
MVP: Personally I think he is either an Irish version of Frankenstein, a walking jar of milk probably 2%, or maybe this guy is a vampire. I wouldn't want you to go outside because once to ray hit your pale skin, you just might go up in smoke. I think that after all you talked about my is past and your past and your ancestors past and you shown me nothing by beating Mike Knox and you want to be champion? The only shot you have as champions Sheamus is no shot. So Sheamus it's not about what kind of trouble that I've gotten into. It's not about your ancient ancestors, It's about tonight and Sheamus you can go ahead and live in the past, but I'll be beating you in the future.
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MVP: You know this has got to be the most boring sport there is. How it's a legitimate sports I don't know. Not to mention they actually call it football. In American real football is the NFL. It's a shame for these cheese heads that Brett Farve had to leave and eventually see the light and move on to much bigger and better things.
The fans boo as they are seeing this for the first time on the big screen. Back in the VIP lounge, MVP and Trish notices the camera and are ready to address the crowd in Green Bay Wisconsin, as if they haven't had already.
MVP: Why hello everyone and welcome to my own personal VIP lounge. I'm the hostess with the mostess and of course I am along side the greatest agent in sports today the lovely Trish Stratus. Last week my opponent D-lo Brown wasn't much of a contest for Raw's most valuable player MVP. Now I'm suppose to be one of the highest paid athletes here at World Wrestling Empire. However the level of competition hasn't been to my liking. Which bring me to tonight's matchup. I'm suppose to be facing some sort of Celtic Warrior named Sheamus. Sheamus I heard what you had to say about me and you know what? You don't know greatness when you see it. Sheamus also brought up my past of how I got arrested and thrown in jail. I got news for you Sheamus that was the past. In fact all Sheamus can focus on is the past. Take a good look Sheamus of where you are and where I am now. I have a phat new contract and one of the up and coming superstars wrestling has to offer. Look around you Sheamus while you are locking yourself in a dungeon, I'm living the high life while you are living in the medieval time period. Beautiful women, sweet champagne and all of the finer things in life. Things that you will never achieve in your entire life.
Trish: Sheamus you dare call me a whore, apparently you don't know who you are dealing with. You are dealing with one of the best athletes known to man or women today. A total athlete! More real than a real deal and a little word of advice babe get some sun because your skin is so blinding me.
MVP: Personally I think he is either an Irish version of Frankenstein, a walking jar of milk probably 2%, or maybe this guy is a vampire. I wouldn't want you to go outside because once to ray hit your pale skin, you just might go up in smoke. I think that after all you talked about my is past and your past and your ancestors past and you shown me nothing by beating Mike Knox and you want to be champion? The only shot you have as champions Sheamus is no shot. So Sheamus it's not about what kind of trouble that I've gotten into. It's not about your ancient ancestors, It's about tonight and Sheamus you can go ahead and live in the past, but I'll be beating you in the future.
commerical
