Post by Vince McMahon on Feb 1, 2010 20:39:20 GMT -5
The Show begins with the normal video.
The camera fades to a Diva Search Logo, before fading again into the stage, where 3 Divas are stood next to The Miz, who is beaming with excitement, an emotion shared by many of the fans around the arena. The Divas are all wearing luxurious ropes tied tightly around the waist. The Miz smiles at the fans around the arena and begins to speak.
The Miz: Welcome to the concluding segment of Thy WWE’s Diva Search. Tonight a new RAW contract will be awarded and one things sure, you fans’ll have an amazing time! First up, we have a personal favourite of all warm-blooded males out there... A BIKINI CONTEST!
The fans erupt with excitement and the Divas smile excitedly.
Lawler: Hell Yes! I love this new Miz! We should have a Diva Search every week!
The Miz: Can we get some music please!
Beth Phoenix steps forward and drops her robe, revealing an electric blue bikini. She steps forward and flicks her head, before posing, accentuating her well-formed muscles. She steps back and Natalya steps forward, revealing an even smaller red bikini. Natalya continues to walk forward towards some fans in the front row, and she gives each of them a kiss on the cheek, to the rapturous applause of every male fan in attendance. Jealous males push themselves forward and glare enviously at those selected for Natalya’s gift. Natalya then steps back into line and allows Angelina Love her chance. Angelina steps forward and teases the fans, before dropping her robe to reveal a conservative leotard, which covers far too much skin for the fans liking. They begin to boo as Angelina pouts, but she then raises her arms to her shoulders and removes the straps, before tearing the leotard off. This reveals a small yellow bikini, which the fans like marginally more, but they still want more, and begin cat-calling. Angelina smiles seductively once more and then tears her bikini top off, revealing her breasts to the world. She is quickly covered up by The Miz, due to children in the audience, and the fans boo him venomously. He then ushers her backwards into line and speaks again.
The Miz: So... that was... enlightening. What did you guys think of that?
The fans cheer once more.
Lawler: I LOVED IT!
JR: I personally can’t wait till these segments end... They make King unbearable!
The Miz: Unfortunately, we have to let one of these lovely Divas go from the competition. Who goes? You decide! Cheer if you want to save Beth Phoenix.
The arena is silent immediately following this, apart from Lawler at the announce table.
Lawler: I DO! I DO! I DO!
The Miz: OK, cheer to save Natalya!
The arena is filled with a cheers and cat-calls as Natalya smiles.
Lawler: I DO! I DO! I DO!
The Miz: And finally... cheer to save Angelina Love!
The arena erupts into noise as every fan in the arena begins to express their approval towards Angelina. She jumps up and down for joy and winks towards the camera. One fan even jumps the barrier and sprint towards Angelina, managing to steal a quick kiss before security roughly drag him away. The camera shows Lawler jumping up and down excitedly, about to speak.
JR: Let me guess King: YOU DO! YOU DO! YOU DO!
The Miz: I’m sorry Beth, but you’re eliminated.
Beth scowls, as security escort her backstage. The Miz then tells the women to go backstage and they do as told, before The Miz walks to ringside. He grabs a chair and sits with the announcers at the announce table. He smiles towards Lawler.
The Miz: Enjoying the Diva Search?
JR: Don’t ask him that!
The Miz: O..k.. Nevermind. The final round is a one on one match between the two final contestants. Whoever wins becomes the winner of the Diva Search and earns this RAW contract right here!
The Miz raises a contract above his head and shakes it in the air, making sure the Diva’s understand their prize. The fans cheer as the screen fades to advertisements.
The show returns a few minutes later with both women in the ring. They are wearing their usual wrestling outfits and looking ready for action. The referee signals to ring the bell, and the two women begin to circle each other. They lock up, and Angelina forces Natalya to the mat, before turning around and smiling at The Miz, flicking her hair and flirting.
Lawler: Angelina seems a bit infatuated with you Miz.
The Miz stands up and signals for Angelina to come out of the ring. She ducks out and The Miz embraces her. The referee begins to count her out. 1...2...3...4...5...6... Angelina tries to back away from The Miz, but he keeps her embraced. The referee fails to notice this and continues to count. 7...8... The fans cheer as they realise what The Miz is doing, and they cheer even louder as the count is concluded, and Natalya is announced as the winner. The Miz leaps into the ring, leaving Angelina standing in disbelief. The fans cheer as The Miz presents Natalya with her RAW contract. They embrace in the ring, and The Miz signals for a microphone.
The Miz: Please welcome RAW’s newest Diva, and my new valet... NATALYA!
The fans erupt into cheers as Natalya smiles and hugs The Miz, who is beaming with excitement.
JR: The Miz has done well out of this! Even with the questionable ending!
Lawler: It’s over!? I can’t live without the Diva Search!
The scene fades to another commercial as The Miz and Natalya celebrate in the ring.
The show comes back on.
King: I love the Miz now!
JR: Well lets get to our next match.
The cameras circle the arena as the show returns from a commercial break. After the crowd settles down, the camera focuses on the Ring Announcer...
{::Ring Announcer::}{::Lilian Garcia::}
"This next contest is a Special Referee match and it is scheduled for one fall..."
The crowd lets out a pop, that is until the opening lyric of Chibi's "Hurt You" is heard throughout the entire arena, almost causing the crowd in the arena to boo instantly as the arena grows dark and white smoke begins to fill the arena as the entire arena's lighting turns, including the stage change to blue and purple. The booing only grows louder as Katie Lea walks out onto the stage wearing the Women's Championship around her waist. She unfastens the belt and removes it from her waist prior to raising it up into the air triumphantly while the fire shoots up through the stage. After looking around at all of the fans, Katie lowers her arm and places her belt on her shoulder before she begins to make her way down the entrance ramp.
{::Ring Announcer::}{::Lilian Garcia::}
"Introducing first...From London, England...She is the WWE Women's Champion...Please welcome the Special Referee...KATIE LEA!!!"
The crowd's booing continues as Katie arrogant makes her way to ringside with her championship resting on her shoulder. At ringside, Katie looks around at the fans prior to making her way to the steel steps and entering the ring. In the ring, Katie kneels and holds up her championship similar to the Undertaker's signature pose as the light is brought back into the arena. The intro of the WWE produced "Pourquoi" hits the PA system and the crowd's booing grows louder than before as Maryse makes her entrance.
{::Ring Announcer::}{::Lilian Garcia::}
"Introducing the competitors...first from Montreal, Quebec, Canada...MARYSE!!!"
Maryse makes a quick entrance and right when she enters the ring, she gets into an argument with Champion Katie Lea over Katie's victory from last week. While this argument is going on, Zebrahead's "With Legs Like That" hits the PA System as the crowd gives a stirring ovation to WWE Diva Maria.
{::Ring Announcer::}{::Lilian Garcia::}
"Her opponent, from Chicago, Illinois...MARIA!!!"
While Maria is making her entrance, Katie Lea and Maryse continue their argument and once Maria enters the ring, Maryse pushes Katie and Katie retaliates with pushing Maryse to which Maria capitalizes by rolling Maryse up with Katie counting a fast fall. Zebrahead's "With Legs Like That" hits the PA system again as the bell rings and Lilian declares the winner.
{::Ring Announcer::}{::Lilian Garcia::}
"Here is your winner...MARIA!!!"
While Maria is celebrating her victory, Maryse is looking on with nothing more than a shocked look on her face and Katie leaves the ring. When Maria turns around, she comes face to face with the person she just defeated in record time and they begin to argue while Katie is on the outside looking under the ring for a weapon. Maryse then physically attacks Maria while Katie pulls a sledgehammer out from under the ring. She re-enters the ring while Maryse and Maria are having their catfight and slugs Maryse in the back of the head with the sledgehammer. Maria gets up and gets hit in the face with the same sledgehammer. She then tells Lilian Garcia to hand her the Women's Championship belt. Lilian obliges by grabbing Katie's Championship belt and handing it to her. After surveying the damage that she has caused, Katie triumphantly raises her belt and sledgehammer while Chibi's "Hurt You" hits the PA System as the crowd boos her and the show goes to a commercial break.
Rob Van Dam vs Shawn Michaels
RVD's theme music begins as the fans begin to boo. RVD walks onto the stage, down the ramp and into the ring. He gives his RVD taunts and waits for Shawn.
Sexy Boy begins to play as some fans cheer but many boo as HBK walks onto the stage. Pyros shoot off as Shawn makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring.
The ref calls for the bell starting the match.
Ding
Ding
Ding
JR: Here we go King!
King: This should be fun to watch.
It wasn't, this match was no good. Both men didn't seem to try.
It was back and fourth until RVD was tired enough that Shawn hit a scoop slam.
Shawn let RVD get back to his feet, RVD turned around and was hit with a Sweet Chin Music. Shawn pins RVD.
1...
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...2....3..
Winner: Shawn Michaels...Both no showed so I don't know..One more week Shawn and RVD.
JR's mouth is opened wide.
JR: That was lame?!
The show goes to commerical.
King: Next we have Maven vs Sam Dibiase
JR: Maven gets another chance to prove himself..
Maven vs Sam Dibiase
Sam Dibiase already in the ring as suddenly Maven's theme music begins to play off of the p.a.
Maven walks onto the stage with a swagger as he gives the camera a smile and heads down the ramp and slides into the ring. He climbs onto the turnbuckle as he continues to stare down Dibiase.
The bell rings and this one is underway. Maven is able to get offence early on as he dodges everything Sam has to throw at him and always following up with a series of quick strikes or fast flowing throws. A few dropkicks and one or two hurricanranas later and Dibiase starts to lose all momentum and Sam gains control of the match. Maven is able to hit Dibiase with a variety of more impactful moves, slamming his opponent in to the canvas with big time suplexes.
Maven goes for a quick pin. 1...2.....Dibiase kicks out.
JR: That was a close one!
King: Yeah it was..But look at Maven!
JR: Yeah, he is on fire!
King: He might be able to win this week!
JR: Maybe..
Maven picks up Sam and connect with a dropkick, Dibiase loses his balance and Maven hits another Drop Kick this time it is enough to knock the big man down. Maven goes for the pin once again..
1
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.2.....Kick out by Dibiase!
King: Another close call JR..
Maven picks up Dibiase and Dibiase is able to irish whip Maven..Sam goes for a big boot but Maven ducks and connects with a neckbreaker. Mavens goes for the pin.
1.2..........................................................................3
Winner: Maven! (No show from Sam Dibiase)
“I Came To Play” by Downstait hits and The Miz walks to the ring, to a mixture of cheers and boos. He ducks into the ring and noticeably jumps as the Undertaker’s music hits, and the Deadman makes his signature entrance. The Miz paces the ring excitedly as Undertaker climbs the ring steps, accompanied by the rapturous boos of the fans. Taker then steps through the ropes and rolls his eyes into the back of his head, before removing his hat. Taker then suddenly throws his hat at The Miz and follows it up by pounding on The Miz, raining down fierce left and rights to the face. Undertaker is backed away by the ref, and the bell rings just as The Miz gets to his feet.
The Undertaker charges The Miz again, and hits him with more hard punches, before bending him over with a rough knee to the stomach. Taker then clubs Miz’s back, sending him sprawling to the canvas. Taker mounts the back of Miz and lands some big punches to the side of the head, before standing and taunting the crowd. The fans begin to chant for The Miz, as Taker picks him up and scoop slams him, before covering for a 1 count. Taker lays some stomps into The Miz, then picks him up and throws him into the corner, laying some firm rights into his face and midriff, before backing up to the opposite corner. He raises one arm in the air and charges at his opponent to the soundtrack of thousands of angry fans. The Miz crumples to the mat after the hard clothesline, and gets covered for a quick 2 count. Taker looks slightly frustrated, and picks Miz up, but he fights back with a few rights, before Taker quickly regains control with an eye rake. The Deadman then throws Miz off the ropes and bends to deliver a backbody drop. The Miz reads the move and hits a fast DDT instead, allowing the Miz to get his breath. Both men struggle to their feet and The Miz hits Taker in the stomach, bouncing off the ropes and hitting a swinging Neckbreaker on Taker for a 1 count. Miz then climbs to the second rope and tries a crossbody, but Taker catches him. Taker walks over to the corner and slams Miz face first onto the top turnbuckle, and then bounces off the ropes, hitting a Big Boot to the face for another 2 count. Taker tries another cover, balling Miz up tight, but it again only gets a two count. The Undertaker begins to get frustrated and pulls Miz to his feet, hitting a few more hard punches, before twisting his arm, and going for an Old School. As The Undertaker walks along the top rope, The Miz hits a high dropkick, sending Taker to the outside, smashing into the barricade. The ref begins his count.
1...
2...
3...
4... Undertaker begins to stir
5...
6...
7...
8... Undertaker sits straight up and dashes into the ring.
The Miz is instantly on Taker, hitting some stomps and then following it up with a low drop kick to the head. He covers, but Taker it too powerful and the pin only gets a two count. Miz hits a few punches, and then a tornado punch, before hitting a kick to the Undertaker’s knee, and hitting a Jawbreaker. Taker stumbles back into the corner, and this allows Miz to hit his signature corner clothesline. Pin. 1..2... Taker kicked out at 2. Miz climbs to the second rope, and this time hits a splash on the prone Undertaker, getting another long two count. Miz then seems to be trying to lock in a submission hold, but Taker grabs The Miz by the throat and stands up, lifting Miz high above his head for a thundering Chokeslam. Taker covers, and gets a long two count, but it’s not enough to put The Miz away. Taker then stands up, and set Miz up for a Tombstone, but Miz fights out and gets a backslide for a two count. As Taker stands up, Miz hits a quick clothesline, and then lands a few quick knees to Taker’s face. Miz stands Taker up and hits the Mizard of Oz. 1..2.. Taker manages to kick out yet again, and fights his way back to his feet. The fans are electric for the match now as the men start exchanging sluggish punches in the centre of the ring.
Undertaker lands a quick kick to Miz’s cut and runs the ropes, but Miz hits a low knee and flips Taker into a sitting position, before hitting a running crossbody to the sitting Phenom. This gets a quick two count, but Taker kicks out and rolls out of the ring. He climbs onto the apron as the two men recover, and Miz charges at him, but Taker ducks and hits a shoulder to Miz’s midsection, before kneeing The Miz in the face and climbing back into the ring. However Miz recovers, and managed to hit an enzuguiri. Taker wobbles and Miz tries a Bulldog, but Taker reverses it into a back suplex for another two count. Taker tries for another Chokeslam, but Miz fights out and hits a European Uppercut followed into Butterfly Hold. Miz then lifts Taker into the air and brings him down face-first for a Butterfly DDT. However, The Miz isn’t done there, and he locks his arms and wraps him legs around Taker’s waist, pulling on Taker’s arms with the Butterfly Hold. Taker lasts a short while but eventually taps out from the pain.
WINNER – The Miz
The Miz jumps up excited, and stands on the turnbuckle, parading himself to the crowd, who are loving every minute and cheering avidly for The Miz. Miz continues to soak in the fans adoration, going to each turnbuckle in turn.
JR: The Miz isn’t going to let this opportunity go by, he’s beaten the Undertaker, that’s quite an accomplishment!
The crowd gasps as Undertaker’s hand grips around the throat of The Miz, and Taker chokeslams The Miz from the second rope, as the fans erupt into venomous boos. Taker slides out of the ring and throws a steel chair into the ring. Taker climbs in and sets The Miz up for another Chokeslam, even harder than the first. Taker then sets the Steel Chair up, standing, as if someone is about to sit on it. However, Taker then picks The Miz up for another chokeslam, and throws him down back-first onto the upright back of the chair, brutally mangling the steel.
King: Oh My God! The Miz must have broken his back! That could have killed him!
Taker stands in the ring with a disturbing, sadistic grin pasted onto his face, as Katie Lea ducks into the ring and stands alongside the destructive Phenom as the show fades to commercial
The show goes back on and we see Vince McMahon standing inside of the Thy WWE RAW ring, holding a microphone he waits for the crowd to quiet.
Vince: So..you enjoying the show?
The fans boo.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Vince: What?! Well..I guess I'll have to make our main event worth something.
Fans: What!
Vince: Tonights main event will now be for thy WWE championship!
Suddenly Maven walks out onto the stage holding a microphone, Vince looks confused.
Maven: Vince, you gotta be stupid..I deserve that world title! I won my match! I am___
Suddenly Mr. Keynedu walks onto the stage.
The Miz: Maven, Maven Maven...seriously? You beat a jobber...I beat Shawn Michaels Last week!! I should get a world title shot..
Vince: Stop it...Now!
Vince smiles..
How about this... Next week it will be Mr. Kennedy vs D-Lo Brown vs Maven vs The Undertaker vs The Miz!
The show ends right there.
The camera fades to a Diva Search Logo, before fading again into the stage, where 3 Divas are stood next to The Miz, who is beaming with excitement, an emotion shared by many of the fans around the arena. The Divas are all wearing luxurious ropes tied tightly around the waist. The Miz smiles at the fans around the arena and begins to speak.
The Miz: Welcome to the concluding segment of Thy WWE’s Diva Search. Tonight a new RAW contract will be awarded and one things sure, you fans’ll have an amazing time! First up, we have a personal favourite of all warm-blooded males out there... A BIKINI CONTEST!
The fans erupt with excitement and the Divas smile excitedly.
Lawler: Hell Yes! I love this new Miz! We should have a Diva Search every week!
The Miz: Can we get some music please!
Beth Phoenix steps forward and drops her robe, revealing an electric blue bikini. She steps forward and flicks her head, before posing, accentuating her well-formed muscles. She steps back and Natalya steps forward, revealing an even smaller red bikini. Natalya continues to walk forward towards some fans in the front row, and she gives each of them a kiss on the cheek, to the rapturous applause of every male fan in attendance. Jealous males push themselves forward and glare enviously at those selected for Natalya’s gift. Natalya then steps back into line and allows Angelina Love her chance. Angelina steps forward and teases the fans, before dropping her robe to reveal a conservative leotard, which covers far too much skin for the fans liking. They begin to boo as Angelina pouts, but she then raises her arms to her shoulders and removes the straps, before tearing the leotard off. This reveals a small yellow bikini, which the fans like marginally more, but they still want more, and begin cat-calling. Angelina smiles seductively once more and then tears her bikini top off, revealing her breasts to the world. She is quickly covered up by The Miz, due to children in the audience, and the fans boo him venomously. He then ushers her backwards into line and speaks again.
The Miz: So... that was... enlightening. What did you guys think of that?
The fans cheer once more.
Lawler: I LOVED IT!
JR: I personally can’t wait till these segments end... They make King unbearable!
The Miz: Unfortunately, we have to let one of these lovely Divas go from the competition. Who goes? You decide! Cheer if you want to save Beth Phoenix.
The arena is silent immediately following this, apart from Lawler at the announce table.
Lawler: I DO! I DO! I DO!
The Miz: OK, cheer to save Natalya!
The arena is filled with a cheers and cat-calls as Natalya smiles.
Lawler: I DO! I DO! I DO!
The Miz: And finally... cheer to save Angelina Love!
The arena erupts into noise as every fan in the arena begins to express their approval towards Angelina. She jumps up and down for joy and winks towards the camera. One fan even jumps the barrier and sprint towards Angelina, managing to steal a quick kiss before security roughly drag him away. The camera shows Lawler jumping up and down excitedly, about to speak.
JR: Let me guess King: YOU DO! YOU DO! YOU DO!
The Miz: I’m sorry Beth, but you’re eliminated.
Beth scowls, as security escort her backstage. The Miz then tells the women to go backstage and they do as told, before The Miz walks to ringside. He grabs a chair and sits with the announcers at the announce table. He smiles towards Lawler.
The Miz: Enjoying the Diva Search?
JR: Don’t ask him that!
The Miz: O..k.. Nevermind. The final round is a one on one match between the two final contestants. Whoever wins becomes the winner of the Diva Search and earns this RAW contract right here!
The Miz raises a contract above his head and shakes it in the air, making sure the Diva’s understand their prize. The fans cheer as the screen fades to advertisements.
The show returns a few minutes later with both women in the ring. They are wearing their usual wrestling outfits and looking ready for action. The referee signals to ring the bell, and the two women begin to circle each other. They lock up, and Angelina forces Natalya to the mat, before turning around and smiling at The Miz, flicking her hair and flirting.
Lawler: Angelina seems a bit infatuated with you Miz.
The Miz stands up and signals for Angelina to come out of the ring. She ducks out and The Miz embraces her. The referee begins to count her out. 1...2...3...4...5...6... Angelina tries to back away from The Miz, but he keeps her embraced. The referee fails to notice this and continues to count. 7...8... The fans cheer as they realise what The Miz is doing, and they cheer even louder as the count is concluded, and Natalya is announced as the winner. The Miz leaps into the ring, leaving Angelina standing in disbelief. The fans cheer as The Miz presents Natalya with her RAW contract. They embrace in the ring, and The Miz signals for a microphone.
The Miz: Please welcome RAW’s newest Diva, and my new valet... NATALYA!
The fans erupt into cheers as Natalya smiles and hugs The Miz, who is beaming with excitement.
JR: The Miz has done well out of this! Even with the questionable ending!
Lawler: It’s over!? I can’t live without the Diva Search!
The scene fades to another commercial as The Miz and Natalya celebrate in the ring.
The show comes back on.
King: I love the Miz now!
JR: Well lets get to our next match.
The cameras circle the arena as the show returns from a commercial break. After the crowd settles down, the camera focuses on the Ring Announcer...
{::Ring Announcer::}{::Lilian Garcia::}
"This next contest is a Special Referee match and it is scheduled for one fall..."
The crowd lets out a pop, that is until the opening lyric of Chibi's "Hurt You" is heard throughout the entire arena, almost causing the crowd in the arena to boo instantly as the arena grows dark and white smoke begins to fill the arena as the entire arena's lighting turns, including the stage change to blue and purple. The booing only grows louder as Katie Lea walks out onto the stage wearing the Women's Championship around her waist. She unfastens the belt and removes it from her waist prior to raising it up into the air triumphantly while the fire shoots up through the stage. After looking around at all of the fans, Katie lowers her arm and places her belt on her shoulder before she begins to make her way down the entrance ramp.
{::Ring Announcer::}{::Lilian Garcia::}
"Introducing first...From London, England...She is the WWE Women's Champion...Please welcome the Special Referee...KATIE LEA!!!"
The crowd's booing continues as Katie arrogant makes her way to ringside with her championship resting on her shoulder. At ringside, Katie looks around at the fans prior to making her way to the steel steps and entering the ring. In the ring, Katie kneels and holds up her championship similar to the Undertaker's signature pose as the light is brought back into the arena. The intro of the WWE produced "Pourquoi" hits the PA system and the crowd's booing grows louder than before as Maryse makes her entrance.
{::Ring Announcer::}{::Lilian Garcia::}
"Introducing the competitors...first from Montreal, Quebec, Canada...MARYSE!!!"
Maryse makes a quick entrance and right when she enters the ring, she gets into an argument with Champion Katie Lea over Katie's victory from last week. While this argument is going on, Zebrahead's "With Legs Like That" hits the PA System as the crowd gives a stirring ovation to WWE Diva Maria.
{::Ring Announcer::}{::Lilian Garcia::}
"Her opponent, from Chicago, Illinois...MARIA!!!"
While Maria is making her entrance, Katie Lea and Maryse continue their argument and once Maria enters the ring, Maryse pushes Katie and Katie retaliates with pushing Maryse to which Maria capitalizes by rolling Maryse up with Katie counting a fast fall. Zebrahead's "With Legs Like That" hits the PA system again as the bell rings and Lilian declares the winner.
{::Ring Announcer::}{::Lilian Garcia::}
"Here is your winner...MARIA!!!"
While Maria is celebrating her victory, Maryse is looking on with nothing more than a shocked look on her face and Katie leaves the ring. When Maria turns around, she comes face to face with the person she just defeated in record time and they begin to argue while Katie is on the outside looking under the ring for a weapon. Maryse then physically attacks Maria while Katie pulls a sledgehammer out from under the ring. She re-enters the ring while Maryse and Maria are having their catfight and slugs Maryse in the back of the head with the sledgehammer. Maria gets up and gets hit in the face with the same sledgehammer. She then tells Lilian Garcia to hand her the Women's Championship belt. Lilian obliges by grabbing Katie's Championship belt and handing it to her. After surveying the damage that she has caused, Katie triumphantly raises her belt and sledgehammer while Chibi's "Hurt You" hits the PA System as the crowd boos her and the show goes to a commercial break.
Jericho's "Break the Walls Down!" theme hits and the crowd cheer loudly as Jericho walks on stage and stands there, staring at the cheering crowd. He eventually makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring, still absorbing the applause from the crowd. Then finally he holds the mic up and begins to speak.
Chris Jericho: I stand before all of you for the first time in this new age of the WWE. I, Chris Jericho, will soon show all of you mindless robotic fanatics why I am currently the best at what I do.
The fans start to boo loudly as Jericho insults them and reveals his arrogance.
Chris Jericho: Right now, I just want to give all the other superstars here in the WWE a formal warning. Y2J is here and he is taking over the company by force! Don't believe me? Well then, you'll just have to wait and see for yourselves how quickly and easily I am going to become the face of this company. Soon, there will be no-one around who will be able to stop me... and, shall I say, my partner in crime.
Jericho develops a large grin on his face as the crowd continues to boo him.
Chris Jericho: What's about to happen, none of you can be prepared for... Get ready... there's a storm coming!
Jericho's theme starts as he drops the mic on the mat, gets out of the ring and walks up the ramp and out of sight of the crowd.
Chris Jericho: I stand before all of you for the first time in this new age of the WWE. I, Chris Jericho, will soon show all of you mindless robotic fanatics why I am currently the best at what I do.
The fans start to boo loudly as Jericho insults them and reveals his arrogance.
Chris Jericho: Right now, I just want to give all the other superstars here in the WWE a formal warning. Y2J is here and he is taking over the company by force! Don't believe me? Well then, you'll just have to wait and see for yourselves how quickly and easily I am going to become the face of this company. Soon, there will be no-one around who will be able to stop me... and, shall I say, my partner in crime.
Jericho develops a large grin on his face as the crowd continues to boo him.
Chris Jericho: What's about to happen, none of you can be prepared for... Get ready... there's a storm coming!
Jericho's theme starts as he drops the mic on the mat, gets out of the ring and walks up the ramp and out of sight of the crowd.
Rob Van Dam vs Shawn Michaels
RVD's theme music begins as the fans begin to boo. RVD walks onto the stage, down the ramp and into the ring. He gives his RVD taunts and waits for Shawn.
Sexy Boy begins to play as some fans cheer but many boo as HBK walks onto the stage. Pyros shoot off as Shawn makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring.
The ref calls for the bell starting the match.
Ding
Ding
Ding
JR: Here we go King!
King: This should be fun to watch.
It wasn't, this match was no good. Both men didn't seem to try.
It was back and fourth until RVD was tired enough that Shawn hit a scoop slam.
Shawn let RVD get back to his feet, RVD turned around and was hit with a Sweet Chin Music. Shawn pins RVD.
1...
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...2....3..
Winner: Shawn Michaels...Both no showed so I don't know..One more week Shawn and RVD.
JR's mouth is opened wide.
JR: That was lame?!
The show goes to commerical.
King: Next we have Maven vs Sam Dibiase
JR: Maven gets another chance to prove himself..
Maven vs Sam Dibiase
Sam Dibiase already in the ring as suddenly Maven's theme music begins to play off of the p.a.
Maven walks onto the stage with a swagger as he gives the camera a smile and heads down the ramp and slides into the ring. He climbs onto the turnbuckle as he continues to stare down Dibiase.
The bell rings and this one is underway. Maven is able to get offence early on as he dodges everything Sam has to throw at him and always following up with a series of quick strikes or fast flowing throws. A few dropkicks and one or two hurricanranas later and Dibiase starts to lose all momentum and Sam gains control of the match. Maven is able to hit Dibiase with a variety of more impactful moves, slamming his opponent in to the canvas with big time suplexes.
Maven goes for a quick pin. 1...2.....Dibiase kicks out.
JR: That was a close one!
King: Yeah it was..But look at Maven!
JR: Yeah, he is on fire!
King: He might be able to win this week!
JR: Maybe..
Maven picks up Sam and connect with a dropkick, Dibiase loses his balance and Maven hits another Drop Kick this time it is enough to knock the big man down. Maven goes for the pin once again..
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.2.....Kick out by Dibiase!
King: Another close call JR..
Maven picks up Dibiase and Dibiase is able to irish whip Maven..Sam goes for a big boot but Maven ducks and connects with a neckbreaker. Mavens goes for the pin.
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Winner: Maven! (No show from Sam Dibiase)
“I Came To Play” by Downstait hits and The Miz walks to the ring, to a mixture of cheers and boos. He ducks into the ring and noticeably jumps as the Undertaker’s music hits, and the Deadman makes his signature entrance. The Miz paces the ring excitedly as Undertaker climbs the ring steps, accompanied by the rapturous boos of the fans. Taker then steps through the ropes and rolls his eyes into the back of his head, before removing his hat. Taker then suddenly throws his hat at The Miz and follows it up by pounding on The Miz, raining down fierce left and rights to the face. Undertaker is backed away by the ref, and the bell rings just as The Miz gets to his feet.
The Undertaker charges The Miz again, and hits him with more hard punches, before bending him over with a rough knee to the stomach. Taker then clubs Miz’s back, sending him sprawling to the canvas. Taker mounts the back of Miz and lands some big punches to the side of the head, before standing and taunting the crowd. The fans begin to chant for The Miz, as Taker picks him up and scoop slams him, before covering for a 1 count. Taker lays some stomps into The Miz, then picks him up and throws him into the corner, laying some firm rights into his face and midriff, before backing up to the opposite corner. He raises one arm in the air and charges at his opponent to the soundtrack of thousands of angry fans. The Miz crumples to the mat after the hard clothesline, and gets covered for a quick 2 count. Taker looks slightly frustrated, and picks Miz up, but he fights back with a few rights, before Taker quickly regains control with an eye rake. The Deadman then throws Miz off the ropes and bends to deliver a backbody drop. The Miz reads the move and hits a fast DDT instead, allowing the Miz to get his breath. Both men struggle to their feet and The Miz hits Taker in the stomach, bouncing off the ropes and hitting a swinging Neckbreaker on Taker for a 1 count. Miz then climbs to the second rope and tries a crossbody, but Taker catches him. Taker walks over to the corner and slams Miz face first onto the top turnbuckle, and then bounces off the ropes, hitting a Big Boot to the face for another 2 count. Taker tries another cover, balling Miz up tight, but it again only gets a two count. The Undertaker begins to get frustrated and pulls Miz to his feet, hitting a few more hard punches, before twisting his arm, and going for an Old School. As The Undertaker walks along the top rope, The Miz hits a high dropkick, sending Taker to the outside, smashing into the barricade. The ref begins his count.
1...
2...
3...
4... Undertaker begins to stir
5...
6...
7...
8... Undertaker sits straight up and dashes into the ring.
The Miz is instantly on Taker, hitting some stomps and then following it up with a low drop kick to the head. He covers, but Taker it too powerful and the pin only gets a two count. Miz hits a few punches, and then a tornado punch, before hitting a kick to the Undertaker’s knee, and hitting a Jawbreaker. Taker stumbles back into the corner, and this allows Miz to hit his signature corner clothesline. Pin. 1..2... Taker kicked out at 2. Miz climbs to the second rope, and this time hits a splash on the prone Undertaker, getting another long two count. Miz then seems to be trying to lock in a submission hold, but Taker grabs The Miz by the throat and stands up, lifting Miz high above his head for a thundering Chokeslam. Taker covers, and gets a long two count, but it’s not enough to put The Miz away. Taker then stands up, and set Miz up for a Tombstone, but Miz fights out and gets a backslide for a two count. As Taker stands up, Miz hits a quick clothesline, and then lands a few quick knees to Taker’s face. Miz stands Taker up and hits the Mizard of Oz. 1..2.. Taker manages to kick out yet again, and fights his way back to his feet. The fans are electric for the match now as the men start exchanging sluggish punches in the centre of the ring.
Undertaker lands a quick kick to Miz’s cut and runs the ropes, but Miz hits a low knee and flips Taker into a sitting position, before hitting a running crossbody to the sitting Phenom. This gets a quick two count, but Taker kicks out and rolls out of the ring. He climbs onto the apron as the two men recover, and Miz charges at him, but Taker ducks and hits a shoulder to Miz’s midsection, before kneeing The Miz in the face and climbing back into the ring. However Miz recovers, and managed to hit an enzuguiri. Taker wobbles and Miz tries a Bulldog, but Taker reverses it into a back suplex for another two count. Taker tries for another Chokeslam, but Miz fights out and hits a European Uppercut followed into Butterfly Hold. Miz then lifts Taker into the air and brings him down face-first for a Butterfly DDT. However, The Miz isn’t done there, and he locks his arms and wraps him legs around Taker’s waist, pulling on Taker’s arms with the Butterfly Hold. Taker lasts a short while but eventually taps out from the pain.
WINNER – The Miz
The Miz jumps up excited, and stands on the turnbuckle, parading himself to the crowd, who are loving every minute and cheering avidly for The Miz. Miz continues to soak in the fans adoration, going to each turnbuckle in turn.
JR: The Miz isn’t going to let this opportunity go by, he’s beaten the Undertaker, that’s quite an accomplishment!
The crowd gasps as Undertaker’s hand grips around the throat of The Miz, and Taker chokeslams The Miz from the second rope, as the fans erupt into venomous boos. Taker slides out of the ring and throws a steel chair into the ring. Taker climbs in and sets The Miz up for another Chokeslam, even harder than the first. Taker then sets the Steel Chair up, standing, as if someone is about to sit on it. However, Taker then picks The Miz up for another chokeslam, and throws him down back-first onto the upright back of the chair, brutally mangling the steel.
King: Oh My God! The Miz must have broken his back! That could have killed him!
Taker stands in the ring with a disturbing, sadistic grin pasted onto his face, as Katie Lea ducks into the ring and stands alongside the destructive Phenom as the show fades to commercial
The show goes back on and we see Vince McMahon standing inside of the Thy WWE RAW ring, holding a microphone he waits for the crowd to quiet.
Vince: So..you enjoying the show?
The fans boo.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Vince: What?! Well..I guess I'll have to make our main event worth something.
Fans: What!
Vince: Tonights main event will now be for thy WWE championship!
Suddenly Maven walks out onto the stage holding a microphone, Vince looks confused.
Maven: Vince, you gotta be stupid..I deserve that world title! I won my match! I am___
Suddenly Mr. Keynedu walks onto the stage.
The Miz: Maven, Maven Maven...seriously? You beat a jobber...I beat Shawn Michaels Last week!! I should get a world title shot..
Vince: Stop it...Now!
Vince smiles..
How about this... Next week it will be Mr. Kennedy vs D-Lo Brown vs Maven vs The Undertaker vs The Miz!
The show ends right there.
