Post by j92 on May 23, 2010 18:03:53 GMT -5
After a long and drawn out commercial break featuring the Prince of Persia, Get Him to the Greek and Axe Hair, we FINALLY fade back in to Thy WWE Monday Night RAW! The fans in attendance are cheering enthusiastically. Suddenly, we shift scenes as we see none other than "The Pedagogue of Pain" Mike Knox sitting down in his locker room with a blank stare on his face. He looks down at the rug.
The Pedagogue of Pain
MIKE KNOX
[/u]The Pedagogue of Pain
MIKE KNOX
"Right there..."[/color]
He raises his eyes up a bit, as if he were looking at someone who wasn't there.
The Pedagogue of Pain
MIKE KNOX[/u]
"She stood right there..."[/color]
After another few seconds, a smile slowly creeps onto his face, revealing some emotion.
The Pedagogue of Pain
MIKE KNOX[/u]
"Symmetrical bliss from head to toe; a smorgasbord for the retina."[/color]
The camera slowly zooms up to the not-so-inviting face of Mike Knox. He seems to have a bit of joy. A few seconds elapse, and that joy slowly disappears. He continues to stare at the wall. He seems to be getting angry.
He can't take it anymore; he stands up and takes the steel chair and throws it against the wall.
The Pedagogue of Pain
MIKE KNOX[/u]
"SIMPLY IMPERVIOUS!!"[/color]
Knox lets out a primal yell, before he begins to calm himself down. He breathes deeply, as he looks at the steel chair he just threw. He roughly brushes his hair back. He then looks to his locker room door, which was just opened, by none other than RAW interviewer Todd Grisham. Knox bugs his eyes out, as Grisham is immediately taken back by the expression on the face of Knox.
The Pedagogue of Pain
MIKE KNOX[/u]
"What... Do you want?"[/color]
Knox says, trying to remain calm. Grisham flinches a bit.
Raw Backstage Interviewer
TODD GRISHAM[/u]
"Umm, I just wanted to get your thoughts on your match tonight with Randy Orton; you know, the tournament match... if that's alright with you."[/color]
Knox shakes his head.
The Pedagogue of Pain
MIKE KNOX[/u]
"Randy Orton. RANDY ORTON! I will destroy Randy Orton, Todd Grisham. The games are over. My emotions have been a little out of whack, and I'm not... I'm not that stable, to be honest. It's... It's unfortunate for Randy Orton, because he'll find himself on the receiving end of a Professional Dissection courtesy of Mike Knox. Tonight will be the night where Randy Orton is wiped off of the RAW roster. I understand that this is a tournament for the WWE Championship; that's all well and good, but the more momentous event tonight will be the untimely euthanasia of Randy Orton, do you understand what I'm saying?"[/color]
Grisham hesitantly nods, as Knox glares at him. No words are spoken for about five seconds.
Raw Backstage Interviewer
TODD GRISHAM[/u]
"Yes, I believe I do. Now, as you did mention, this is a match in the WWE Championship tournament to crown the next WWE Champion. I know we touched on this briefly last week, but how would you feel if you became WWE Champion?"[/color]
The Pedagogue of Pain
MIKE KNOX[/u]
"I know anatomy, Todd Grisham; your brain is not working properly. You see, I told you last week that it would make no difference if I was the WWE Champion, or if I was the guy who went on first every Monday night. I'm not here for status; I'm here to please myself by harming others. I've always been like that. When my best friend got hurt as a child, I enjoyed it. I found pleasure in it. I haven't changed much. Tonight, when Orton is screaming in pain... I'll enjoy that, too. Now, leave my locker room."[/color]
Grisham looks confused at the abrupt order.
Raw Backstage Interviewer
TODD GRISHAM[/u]
"What?"[/color]
Knox puts his head down and takes a deep breath.
The Pedagogue of Pain
MIKE KNOX[/u]
"Leave my locker room. LEAVE IT!"[/color]
Knox charges at Todd, who quickly runs out of the locker room and shuts the door behind him. Knox stops and stares at the door, before looking behind him. He then snarls, as the segment comes to an end.[/center]
