Post by Vince McMahon on May 18, 2010 21:23:05 GMT -5
MONDAY NIGHT RAW
Jim Ross: Welcome to Monday Night RAW! I am Jim Ross and I am here with my partner Jerry "The King" Lawler!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Thanks for that JR, man it feels wonderful to be here tonight. We have a great show for you all watching at home and everyone here in the arena.
Jim Ross: You are totally correct my friend. From the opening match to the main event.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: And everything in between! Now, what about last week JR...CM Punk put The Undertaker into that casket. That was exciting but will the deadman be here tonight? I hope...
Jim Ross: The Undertaker is no rookie to the casket, I am sure he got out and he is the world champion, he will be here.
Jerry "The King Lawler: Well, lets hope so because I heard about the rumor where The Undertaker has not been seen or heard from since.
Jim Ross: Rumors are rumors King. I do not go with rumors, a rumor can start small and turn into something huge.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: True, very true but I had times where a rumor turned out to be true.
Jim Ross: Well, lets stop this talking and lets get to the action shall we. First match we have Kaz going up against the United State champion Chris Jericho.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Last week Jericho lost his match, lets see if we can do something here tonight.
Jim Ross: Before we say anymore, lets take a commercial break.
Commerial Break
JR: Hello and welcome back from a quick commercial break.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: That's right people you are not seeing things both Kaz and Jericho have entered the ring.
Match One
Chris Jericho vs Kaz
The bell rang and the two men locked up. A test of strength then occurred with Kaz taking the upper hand. The two moved to the ropes and rolled along them until Jericho ending up against it. Jericho managed to slide out of the ring and land on his feet and Kaz stretched over and gripped his hair he pulled him up onto the edge of the ring. Jericho grabbed Kaz's head and jumped down off of the edge of the ring. Kaz's face rammed off of the top rope and he staggered to the middle of the ring facing away from Jericho. As Kaz turned Jericho entered the ring and kaz was greeted with a strong code breaker. As Kaz lay motionless on the mat Jericho ran to the ropes jumped onto the second rope and flipped backwards and landed hard on Kaz's stomach. He then covered him as the ref attempted to make a three count. 1...2...3!!!!
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner Y2J CHRIS JERICHO !!!!!!
JR: There you have it King Jericho is the winner.
Jerry "The King" Lowlier: That's right JR and doesn't this crowd know about it.
Back in the ring Jericho was taunting to the crowd as they booed him. He left the ring and walked backwards up the ramp looking down at the ref checking on Kaz
King: What a first match King. Chris Jericho looked good but can do way better.
Jim Ross: I agree JR. He is the US champion remember that.
Jerry "The King" Lawler: Next up we will see former Intercontinental Champion Brian Gunn take on one of RAW's newest superstars, Mike Knox.
JR: That's right King Mike Knox is in fact one of Thy WWE's newest superstars.
At that Worlds Greatest by R Kelly began to Play as Brian Gunn made his way out to a hoard of boo's. Brian showed not expression or emotion on his face as he walked down to the ring. He slid under the bottom rope and walked to the center of the ring. He then stood there as he waited for his opponent to come down to face him.
As Worlds Greatest faded out Mike Knox appeared on the ramp as he walked down the ramp not tagging any fans or looking at the crowd his eye's were fixed on Brian Gunn. Brian looked back at him as Knox walked up the steel steps and entered the ring.
The bell rang and Brian offered Knox a lock up. Knox grabbed Brian's hand sent it down to his thigh and picked him up. Knox then circled the perimeter of the ring from the inside and eventually smashed Gunn into the turnbuckle. Knox then went to the opposite turnbuckle and began to run towards Gunn who was across at the other side leaning against the other turnbuckle. At the last minute Gunn jumped to the side and Knox went crashing into the turnbuckle and fell to the ground. Gunn went for the pin. 1....2...Knox then power lifted Gunn up and threw him back. Knox got to his feet and so did Gunn who began to run as fast as he could towards Knox. Out of the blue Knox lifted up his boot as high as he could and Gunn's face ran straight into it. The power that was applied to the raising of the boot and the speed that Gunn was running made Gunn do a backwards flip as he crashed to the mat.
Knox: Get up !
Knox waited for Gunn to get to his feet and ran at him again this time Knox sprung off of his feet and made his body spread out as he crashed into Gunn and almost crushed him as he landed on him when they hit the floor. Knox then lifted up Gunn's leg. 1...2...KICK OUT!!!
Knox couldn't believe it he got to his feet turned around and kicked the bottom rope in frustration. As he turned round Gunn had rolled out the ring and was walking up the ramp.
Brian: Stuff this man....I'm out of here
Knox chased up after him. As Knox approached him he turned him round by grabbing his right arm and pulling it around. Gunn then fired his left fist as Knox's face as it connected hard.. Gunn then grabbed a hold of Knox's hair with one hand and the top of his pants with another and ran back down to the ring and rolled him in. Gunn then slid in after him and mounted him and began to punch him in the face. He then began to choke Knox with his hands.
Ref: One...Two...Three...Four..
Gunn let go and got to his feet and he had a smile on his face as he raised his hands high the crowd began to boo him like mad. Knox by this time was on his feet. He stood right behind Gunn who only noticed he was there when he felt him breath on the back of his head. As Gunn quickly turned round he was greeted with a kick to his stomach. Knox then wrapped his arm around his neck and made him turn his body around so he was facing the ceiling of the arena. Knox then gave out a loud masculine scream as he turned his body around whilst falling pulling Gunn with him. Gunn's face smashed off of the mat. The force was so big it knocked him out cold. Knox then rolled him over and went for the cover 1....2....3!!!!!!!
Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner MIKE KNOX !!!!!!
JR: What an impressive showing from the mysterious Mike Knox
Jerry "The King" Lawler: It was impressive JR but....Boy he freaks me out.
Suddenly
Jillian was walking backstage to go to the ring when Stacy came up to her. Jillian laughed as she began to speak.
Jillian: Stacy....You know what's funny....YOU. The fact that you couldn't even beat someone as easy as Layla I mean you nearly had her and you messed up. Pathetic.
Stacy: Oh really Jillian. I'm pathetic. That's ritch coming from a tone deaf *BEEP*!!
Jillian: I'm not even going to dignify that with a responce. Why are you here in Thy WWE. What can you actually accomplish...Thats right you can't think. You messed up you're chance at winning the gold and now it's my turn.
Stacy: I think you're forgetting that this is a non-title match honey.
Jillian: It is but if I beat Layla. It won't be the next time that we meet in the ring and....When I'm done with her. I'm going to come back for you and then...You're career will be....OVER!!
Jillian then shoved past Stacy as the camera zoomed in on Stacy who looked very annoyed.
The camera goes back to Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler.
The King: That was something different hey?
JR: Oh yeah. But Jillian just talked the talk and next...she must walk the walk.
Non title match
Jillian Hall vs Layla El (c)
Lillians music begin as she comes out onto the stage. The blond smiles and gives a taunt the crowd. She is boo'd. Lillian walks down the ramp and she enters the ring. The Dark Queen Layla's music begins to play. She walks onto the stage and the fans boo the woman champion. She raises the belt and cocks a grin. She walks down the ramp and enters the ring. The match begins with the ref calling for the bell.
Jim Ross: And we are on your way
Jerry Lawler: I love seeing divas wrestle! Puppies!
Both locks up and Jillian places Layla in a headlock. Layla over powers his opponent and comes crashing down backwards connecting with a backdop.Layla goes for a quick pin for Lillian kicks out after a weak 1.Layla pulls Hall by the hair and picks her up. The ref warns Layla about hair pulling but she just ignores him.
Layla kicks Hall in the stomach and she chops her. He chops her all the way from the center of the ring to the turnbuckle. Layla walks to the opposite turnbuckle and charges at Jillian. Jillian moves out of the way and Layla runs into the turnbuckle chest first. Hall puts Layla in a school boy and goes for the win. 1..........................2, The champion kicks out at 2.
Jim Ross: That was close hey.
Jerry Lawler: Jillian almost won that match right there and then.
Jillian picks up Layla and hits Layla with a elbow to the head. Jillian looks good at this point and she irish whips Layla and Layla hits the ropes and comes flying back, Jillian swings, Layla ducks and Layla hits a neckbreaker on Jillian. Layla climbs the turnbuckle and Jillian gets to one knee, Layla jumps off and goes for a double ax handle Jillian kicks Layla in the gut and connets with a Scoop slam. The fans begin to cheer as Lillian backs up and does a cartwheel coming down on Layla with a elbow. Hall goes for the pin.1............2...........3!
JR: She did, Jillian Hall has beaten the womans champion.
Jerry Lawler: Not going to lie, that was a good match!
JR: Now it is time for our main event though and this match shall be a great one.
Lawler: Lets hope.
Furious boos fill the arena as the signature screech of CM Punk’s theme pierces the ears of the crowd and Punk appears from the back, declaring what time it is; Clobbering time! The huge contrast in the opinion of the crowd is painfully evident as thunderous cheers greet Triple H from the back, who has the Intercontinental Title slung over his shoulder. It’s already starting to look familiar there, even though Triple H only recently regained the title.
As the bell sounds Triple H is tackled over and brutally attacked before the bell sounds. As Punk pummels the grounded King of Kings, the bell sounds to officially start the contest which has already turned ferocious. The referee pulls the frenzied Punk from Triple H and restarts the contest. The Game shows he has better striking ability as the two superstars swing left and rights at each other, with Triple H dominating, but as Punk stumbles backwards he pulls out one of his deadliest weapons, the roundhouse kick, which connects with furious impact right in the jaw of Triple H, who slumps to the canvas in a heap with his hair covering his face which is contorted with pain. Punk goes for the pin while pressing his palm over the face of Triple H, blocking the airways, depriving the muscles of oxygen, only making mustering a kickout even harder. The referees hand slaps the canvas twice and the audience’s hearts are in their mouths as Triple H thrusts his shoulder into the air just as the referees hand was about to make it a three count. As the crowds spirits are lifted they, it seems to lift Triple H who is fighting back against CM Punk, who has found himself leaning on the rope as he tries to endure the beating.
Triple H ignores the referees requests for him to release Punk and instead irish whips him to the far ropes. Triple H then charges forward, but Punk is expecting it and has his left arm ready to catch Triple H in a clothesline, but the crowd are shown how Triple H earned himself the title the Cerebral Assassin as he reads Punk and ducks beneath the clothesline of Punk and hits him with his trademark facebuster. As CM Punk clambers to his feet Triple H whips him into the ropes he lands another signature move, the spinebuster. The Game flexes his muscles as he jumps to his feet and hooks the arms of CM Punk, ready to hit the Pedigree. But unfortunately for Triple H, the referee didn’t see Punk headbutt Triple H in the groin, causing the King of Kings to keel over on to the mat. While Triple H lies there Punk slaps on the Anaconda Vise. Triple H screams in agony, but is obstinate in his pursuit of a victory, refusing to tap out to CM Punk. As Triple H’s endurance looks to run out, his right hand falls on to the bottom rope, forcing CM Punk to break the hold. Punk is furious at the referee, but decides to pin Triple H rather than waste his time: 1…………………2………………………………….3. The crowd begin to boo as CM Punk celebrates, but the referee waves his arms and points to Triple H’s foot, which is resting on the bottom rope. CM Punk gets in the referees face and screams at him but the referee backs away. As Punk turns back around he is caught by Triple H, who connects with a thunderous Pedigree! The referee gets down and begins the count: 1……………………2………………………………….3!!!!!!!!!
JR: Yes, Triple H did it, he beat Punk! Wait, what’s that? Mr McMahon’s music, now what is he doing here?
Vince appears at the top of the stage with a swagger, grasping a World Wrestling Empire microphone.
McMahon: Hello everyone, Triple H and Punk. I’m sure you’re all aware that The Undertaker has disappeared after the handiwork of our friend CM Punk here and because of that I’ve had to vacate the title. Now I’m a business man and I know how a vacated title isn’t good for business, so I’ve organised a tournament to crown a new WWE Champion!
The crowd can’t help but cheer for Vince, as they are excited at the prospect.
McMahon: You Triple H and CM Punk will certainly feature in the tournament, which I think will crown the most deserving champion to the best brand in the company! Expect more about the tournament in the coming days.
As Vince disappears backstage, Triple H seems thoughtful in the ring as CM Punk begins to come to and the WWE logo and the brand theme are playing. The screen then fades into a WWE logo, marking the end of the show.
Thanks goes out to Taker and Jillian Hall. Money and such will be added and updated tomorrow. So will the power 5. Read the show and look for the next card
