Post by kramer22 on May 16, 2010 8:27:29 GMT -5
Tazz: Oh we have heard from almost everybody in the Elimination Chamber match, but we havent heard from this guy!
(Mankind makes his way out waving to the fans as he walks down to the ramp, he stops to see a kid holding a sign that says "I'm here for Foley" He slaps the kids hand and rolls into the ring, getting up on one knee and putting his fist up, he is handed a mic and make a little circle in the ring as the Foley chants flood the arena)
Mankind: Alright people, I have to tell you now that I am all busniess tonight. I came into this company saying that it will be a large and long path in till I get to hold the World Heavy Weight belt....um I guess I took a bit of a fast track, its like when I am playing Candy Land and I get double blues. I am sitting in front of that candy castle right now!
(Mankind looks above him to not really see a candy castle, but the hellish structure known as the Chamber, he points up)
Ok, maybe that is not the candy castle, and maybe those are not candy canes, but a lot of steel, and I have never been in a match like this. I have been in some crazy matches, thumb tacks, explosions, tables, chairs, you name it....I have had my head on it. When Thy WWE decided to have this match, I never thought I would the one going in to it. Now, I know I am a bit past my prime but hey, if I am not the first guy in that chamber I guess I got a little bit time to relax, but I am a little nervous to be sitting in that closed space, I hope the got the stink of Big Show burrito farts out of it....because that is super uncool!
(A large laugh comes out from the crowd as Mankind gives a little laugh and puts his hand on his head)
But I have seen every elmination chamber match and I have to say they have a been a little....eeh, tame. I think tonight we show one of the best elimantion chamber matches! Tonight we show the entire WWE that we are not messing around! Oh no not by a long shot, now I know what is one the line. The title, and trust me I am not going to take this match lightly, I mean do you see who is this match? If I did'nt start with this guy first, oh boy would it be a huge show of disrespect. This guy....I can't even tell you how much I like this guy, he is one of the best in this busniess and you say what you want about him. I really do not care because he is one of my best friends, he is one of the best wrestlers I have ever seen, he is a big figment in my life....
(The crowd starts with Rocky chants...)
That's right.....MAVEN!!!!!
(The crowd starts to boo, Foley gives a light laugh)
I mean...this guy was trained by.......AL SNOW!!!! It sends chills down my spine when I say that name. I wish I could have been so lucky and been trained by Al Snow! This guy waited in line for lets see maybe three hours to try out for the WWE, he then gets in, gets to live in a house and have to do these crazy competions, get yelled at by Tazz! I mean.....I don't even want to think about it! It sounds awful, I mean its not sleeping in your car, its no freezing your ass off, its not thinking about how you are going to eat or pay for gas because you have no money being an indy wrestler, such a myself....but hey.....we all take differnt paths! Maven...I slaute you, you truely are a man that I would love to be. A man that deserves this title tonight! I really think your chances are sky high bud! Keep reaching for that rainbow! I know you will get it!
(The crowd is split on Foleys sarcasm, Mankind moves on to who is next)
Now, I have to talk about two guys that I really do not know much about...and hey I can't no everybody. I mean I am getting up in years but Alexander Kendall, oh boy are we going to have some fun tonight! And Rick Rude....I mean Austin Aries.....man do I like your style. You are a force to be reckon with and tonight I am really hoping it is me and you going in that chamber together, because I love seeing up and comers get a shot at what they deserve, I mean its not like it took them ten years to get a title shot.....we all cant be that lucky!
(The crowd is loving Mankinds sarcastic rant, chants of You are Awesome start as Mankind loves every second of it)
Now we are looking at one of the best daredevils I have ever laid my eyes on and that is a one Mr. Jeff Hardy. Jeff, I will never forget the day you walked in to WWE, the look on your face when you had your first match, I mean I wish I had a picture of it because I would keep it in my wallet. You have that look every time you go out to that ring, you have this desire and will to push yourself every time and I have the absoulte honor to see that tonight. I can only imagine what you are going to do in this ring tonight. I just hope I am not on the reciveing end of it, because getting a swantom bomb from that height....oh boy will that sting, and now moving on to the last and final guy...
(The crowd lets out some Rock and Sock chants)
Oh, I have not heard them in a while....yes...I am talking about you Dwayne-o! He said I could call him that! Anyway, Rock, you and I have been through hell and back, we have had some great matches, we have had some crap matches....yeah I think we all know I am talking about that empty arena match.....that was a great idea Vince! Eh, they all can't be winners. But Rocky, I am telling you right now that tonight the last two guys in that ring will be me and you, I will be on one side, making my fingers do a little dance walking back and forth, you will be doing the same and we will just come crashing in and tear this house down! This will be a match that I talk to every one about the next day, Rock, you and I will go back stage and no matter what the outcome is I am going to be the first one to come up to you and I am going to shake your hand. I am so looking forward to this match because you are in it. Tonight as my buddy Jerry Garcia once said, "What a long strange trip its been" And trust me Rocky, its is going to be quite a trip tonight! So there we have it, it will be one of the most amazing match this place has ever seen....but, you know I can not come empty handed, I have to bring somebody with me....I mean it is a big special occasion and it is prom season...I have to bring me a date!
(Mankind slides out of the ring and lifts the flap up as he is looking for something, he pulls out a 2 by 4 wrapped in barbed wire as the crowd lets out a roar of approval,)
This is my date...Barbie! Come on Barb, I think my hot pocket is done! HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
(Mankind makes his way back to the curtain as his music plays and Foley chants circle the arena as we fade to black)
