Post by jeffjarrett on May 15, 2010 22:56:47 GMT -5
The fans are entering the arena getting ready for the Elimination Chamber PPV when the big screen lights up and you see Jeff Jarrett walk into Vince McMahons office
Vince:Dont you know how to knock
JJ:Vince shut up and listen for a change.This tag match is a damn joke and you know it.You stick me with Mysterio as a replacement for Brian thats crazy and you know it Vince.Look I know there's a damn conspiracy to keep titles away from me and I'll be damned if it's gonna go down like that
Vince:Jeff the thing is
JJ:The thing is nothing Vince I talk you listen this aint no Aint I Great crap anymore this is Planet Jarrett and I'm The King Of The Mountain.Tonight Vince I'm gonna show you what I'm capable of when I carry Rey to victory and even this up at 1 each
Jarrett storms out of Vince's office and walks right into Michael Cole
JJ:Dammit Cole you better watch where you're walking next time
Cole:Jeff could I possibly get a word with you about the match
JJ:Yea Cole stand there and act like a dumbass what you do best
Cole:What are your thoughts for this match tonight
JJ:My thoughts Cole my thoughts are like I just told Vince there's a conspiracy theory here but it aint happening like that.Tonight Seymour and Vengeance are gonna see what I'm all about and Rey Mysterio needs to just sit back and watch
Cole:Vintage Jeff Jarrett
All of a sudden Jarrett nails Cole with a guitar
JJ:Now thats vintage Jarrett you jackass
Jarrett starts walking towards the curtain and you hear My World start playing as he walks out with a mic
JJ:Somebody needs to get Michael Cole some help I think he hit his head on something
Jarrett laughs and starts to taunt people in the crowd
JJ:Vengeance and Seymour right here in this very ring tonight you are both gonna find out what I am all about when I carry Mysterio and beat both of you single handedly.Rey all you need to do is stand in the corner and make yourself look usefull while I do all the work
The fans boo as Jarrett just smiles and laughs at them
JJ:Boys your tag team titles are gonna be coming to me cause after this match when it's tied 1 each all I have to do is beat you again and win the gold
The fans chant Jarrett sucks
JJ:Speak up I cant hear you
They chant louder and Jarrett laughs at all of them
JJ:You need to just shut up and deal with it cause I aint going anywhere anytime soon.From this moment right now I'm gonna lay out an open challenge to anyone that wants to accept it.I dont care who it is either hell it could be Vince or Shane or even Stephanie and Linda bring the whole damn McMahon family or anybody in that Smackdown locker room that has the guts to walk out here.The challenge is out right now so come on out here
Jarrett stands there waiting but nobody comes out
JJ:I get it now Vince you dont want any of your boys facing me so that I cant embarass them but tonight thats gonna happen when your tag champs fall to the king of the mountain and come 1 match closer to losing those titles.It's like this Seymour and Vengeance neither of you are on my level and you never will be so here in a little while I'm gonna show you just that when I beat both of you in this very ring and there aint nothing you can do to stop me boys
Jarrett looks out into the crowd then does a strut across the ring laughing the whole time
JJ:You people need to freaking chill out and just learn to deal with what everyone else has to deal with this is planet jarrett and I am the king of the mountain.The tag champs find that out tonight and Rey if you know whats good for you punk you wont cross me cause I will lay your ass out right along with both of them
Jarrett goes to the turnbuckles and starts showboating and the
fans boo louder
JJ:Ha ha ha keep it up get louder I dont give a damn.Fact is you people are just as much a part of the conspiracy going on here so I'm gonna do everything I can to stick it right in your faces and there's no better way than to defeat the tag team champions right here tonight and force match 3 even if my partner is Rey Mysterio.Until tonight I leave you with some words of wisdom to live by....This is Planet Jarrett and I Am The King Of The Mountain so choke on that....Vince
Jarrett drops the mic and walks off laughing at the fans
Vince:Dont you know how to knock
JJ:Vince shut up and listen for a change.This tag match is a damn joke and you know it.You stick me with Mysterio as a replacement for Brian thats crazy and you know it Vince.Look I know there's a damn conspiracy to keep titles away from me and I'll be damned if it's gonna go down like that
Vince:Jeff the thing is
JJ:The thing is nothing Vince I talk you listen this aint no Aint I Great crap anymore this is Planet Jarrett and I'm The King Of The Mountain.Tonight Vince I'm gonna show you what I'm capable of when I carry Rey to victory and even this up at 1 each
Jarrett storms out of Vince's office and walks right into Michael Cole
JJ:Dammit Cole you better watch where you're walking next time
Cole:Jeff could I possibly get a word with you about the match
JJ:Yea Cole stand there and act like a dumbass what you do best
Cole:What are your thoughts for this match tonight
JJ:My thoughts Cole my thoughts are like I just told Vince there's a conspiracy theory here but it aint happening like that.Tonight Seymour and Vengeance are gonna see what I'm all about and Rey Mysterio needs to just sit back and watch
Cole:Vintage Jeff Jarrett
All of a sudden Jarrett nails Cole with a guitar
JJ:Now thats vintage Jarrett you jackass
Jarrett starts walking towards the curtain and you hear My World start playing as he walks out with a mic
JJ:Somebody needs to get Michael Cole some help I think he hit his head on something
Jarrett laughs and starts to taunt people in the crowd
JJ:Vengeance and Seymour right here in this very ring tonight you are both gonna find out what I am all about when I carry Mysterio and beat both of you single handedly.Rey all you need to do is stand in the corner and make yourself look usefull while I do all the work
The fans boo as Jarrett just smiles and laughs at them
JJ:Boys your tag team titles are gonna be coming to me cause after this match when it's tied 1 each all I have to do is beat you again and win the gold
The fans chant Jarrett sucks
JJ:Speak up I cant hear you
They chant louder and Jarrett laughs at all of them
JJ:You need to just shut up and deal with it cause I aint going anywhere anytime soon.From this moment right now I'm gonna lay out an open challenge to anyone that wants to accept it.I dont care who it is either hell it could be Vince or Shane or even Stephanie and Linda bring the whole damn McMahon family or anybody in that Smackdown locker room that has the guts to walk out here.The challenge is out right now so come on out here
Jarrett stands there waiting but nobody comes out
JJ:I get it now Vince you dont want any of your boys facing me so that I cant embarass them but tonight thats gonna happen when your tag champs fall to the king of the mountain and come 1 match closer to losing those titles.It's like this Seymour and Vengeance neither of you are on my level and you never will be so here in a little while I'm gonna show you just that when I beat both of you in this very ring and there aint nothing you can do to stop me boys
Jarrett looks out into the crowd then does a strut across the ring laughing the whole time
JJ:You people need to freaking chill out and just learn to deal with what everyone else has to deal with this is planet jarrett and I am the king of the mountain.The tag champs find that out tonight and Rey if you know whats good for you punk you wont cross me cause I will lay your ass out right along with both of them
Jarrett goes to the turnbuckles and starts showboating and the
fans boo louder
JJ:Ha ha ha keep it up get louder I dont give a damn.Fact is you people are just as much a part of the conspiracy going on here so I'm gonna do everything I can to stick it right in your faces and there's no better way than to defeat the tag team champions right here tonight and force match 3 even if my partner is Rey Mysterio.Until tonight I leave you with some words of wisdom to live by....This is Planet Jarrett and I Am The King Of The Mountain so choke on that....Vince
Jarrett drops the mic and walks off laughing at the fans
