Post by Vince McMahon on Apr 1, 2018 23:06:20 GMT -5
Thy WWE Presents
RAW 167 RESULTS
Live From: ALLSTATE ARENA, CHICAGO, IL
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DARK MATCH: Kensuke Marifuji vs Captain Rump vs Latoya Hixx
Roleplay or You'll Be Fired!
This triple threat dark match was nothing to write home about. This match was going on while most of the fans were still finding their seats. This match saw no offense from Latoya Hixx nor Kensuke Marifuji, but the once fan favorite, Rump showed some life as he took control of the match early and never gave it up. Rump took the victory after rolling up Hixx and getting a three count. While Rump was inside the ring, celebrating his victory. Vince McMahon’s theme song hit as he came onto the stage. This surprise appearance brought life to the crowd as Vince was given cheers! On the microphone…
Vince McMahon: Kensuke and Latoya, due to the lack of motivation, I can no longer keep you two around, I’d say I’m sorry but you did this to yourselves...…Kensuke….Latoya….You’rrrrrreee FIIIIIIIIIIIREEEE!
Captain Rump, you have one more chance, next week! Don’t disappoint me!
WINNER OF THE MATCH: Captain Rump
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RAW 167 begins like any other RAW; pyros, the fans going crazy, and the commentating team doing their thing. Suddenly “No Chance In Hell” began to play from the P.A system and the fans were greeted by the CEO of Thy WWE, Vince McMahon! McMahon made his way to the ring and got on a microphone. He gave a speech which consisted of;
Vince McMahon: Welcome Chicago to the first RAW of 2018! I’m excited to say that this is the 167th episode and to me, that’s unbelievable. I created this company back in December of 2009. This December will be 10 years of Thy WWE. Did you hear me? 10 years of this!
That’s incredible and we couldn’t have done it without you fans and Thy WWE wouldn’t be a thing without the superstars. Those men and women who have put hours into this place.
From The Understaker, Sheamus, Ken Walker, Maven, Joey the Bastard, Bob Cena, Zak Shields, Blade LaVigne, Troy Motor, Adian Future, Beno, Xavier Oden… I could go on and on and on. So many names, so many great individuals and I’m proud to actually got a chance to know all. No matter who comes and goes, Thy WWE will always be here.
And 2018, that doesn’t change. 2018 is a new year, a new opportunity for all of us to do things we’ve never done better and let me tell you, I have big plans for this year. Just you wait! So, I just wanted to say, enjoy the show and I appreciate your patients. 2018 is our year! Let’s do this thing!
Have a fun show everybody!
MATCH ONE: Robert Saints VS Travis Deacon Hall
The opening match of RAW was between Saints and Hall. Two low card competitors trying to find their place in Thy WWE! Both looking for a solid win to add to their resume! Both superstars came out to a mix of boos and cheers like you’d expect. This match was decent. Not bad, not good but decent. Deacon Hall got the advantage early, hitting one of his Elevated DDTs and also a Belly to Belly Suplex! Which lead to the first pinfall, Saints kicked out after the one count. Hall continued the attack with different punches and kicks until Saints out of nowhere got a burst of energy, connected with a snap suplex, a spinning neck breaker, and various other moves that he is known for! Saints went for a cover and received a two count! Saints tried to keep up the dominance but Hall reversed a powerbomb with a crazy looking Tornado DDT! The match didn’t last much longer, Deacon Hall finished Saints off with his Last Call superkick and a three count! Good match between two superstars looking to prove themselves!
WINNER OF THE MATCH: Travis Deacon Hall
The show went on a commercial break after the opening match between Hall and Saints.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
RAW 167 comes back from the commercial and the next match took place right after it!
The show went on a commercial break after the opening match between Hall and Saints.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
RAW 167 comes back from the commercial and the next match took place right after it!
MATCH TWO: Adian Future vs Troy Motor
This second match was a fun one. Both superstars involved are potentially future champions for sure! The potential is there, along with the talent! The fans boo'd Troy Motor has he came out with Bray Wyatt. Wyatt was at ringside for this match which added another thing for Adain Future to worry about. Adian came out to mostly cheers but there were some boos in there. This match started off, both superstars circled the ring, staring which other down. After a little back and forth, Troy took control early! Troy connected with a strong Spinebuster but only got a one count! Troy placed Future in a camel clutch and held the hold for a good minute but Adian was able to get out of it and get some good offense in. Adian hit a Suplex and showed his athleticism with kicking up onto his feet from the ground. Which got a small pop from the crowd. On a bigger stage and more time, these two could bring down the house I'm sure. The match was well balanced. Adian found himself connecting with 10 straight down punches in the corner, the crowd got involved with counting to 10, and Adian then went for a Running Bulldog but Troy got in a school boy pin, grabbed the tights but only got a two count, almost stealing the victory! Troy thought he had the match won when was able to hit his finishing, Dropback, an invented DDT! It was so close to three but Adian got his shoulder up just at the very last second. The match continues to be close between Adian and Troy! Both going for their big spots. The match gets a good amount of time and the fans are into it for the whole time but suddenly, Troy decided to exit the ring and walk up the ramp. After Adian kicked out of Troy's finishing move. Troy just seemed done with the match, yelled out to Adian, "This isn't worth my time." Adian stood in the ring, shaking his head as the referee counted to 10. Troy was counted out and Adian got the victory. Adian didn't look to happy with Troy and just shook his head at Motor while the show went to commercial.
WINNER OF THE MATCH: ADIAN FUTURE
COMMERCIAL BREAK
WINNER OF THE MATCH: ADIAN FUTURE
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The show comes back with our main event of RAW 167!
MAIN EVENT: Xavier Oden (c) vs Beno
INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP REMATCH
The crowd is pumped for this match, two superstars who have proven themselves (Beno perhaps to a higher degree.) Beno arrived to the ring looking focused and ready, while Xavier Oden looks confident and even a little bit cocky. The match began with a lock up, with Xavier gaining the upper hand; however Beno stomped on Xavier’s toes, taking his advantage. Beno proceeded to dominate, trying to end this match early. Beno tried to hit an early Beno Bomb, but Xavier wiggles his way out, trying to gain an upper hand, but Beno quickly overwhelmed him, pressing his advantage further. Much of his assault dealt with Oden’s back, softening him up for the Beno Bomb. He stomped on Oden’s back, dropped him on his knee, and locked in a camel clutch, bending that back severely upwards. However, Oden would not give into Beno’s assault, weathering the storm with every ounce of strength in his body. Oden managed to gain the upper hand a few times, but Beno continued to shut him down with force. Beno locked in yet another camel clutch, cranking it hard as Oden roared in pain but refused to give up; finally Beno let go, picking Oden up for the Beno Bomb, But Oden somehow found the strength to break out, attacking Beno with strong strikes. Oden kicks Beno in the gut, backs up and hits a devastating running pile driver! Oden got into the corner, hyping himself up, the crowd slog with him- and hit Beno with a huge running knee! Oden covers Beno.
WINNER OF THE MATCH AND STILL IN CHAMPION: XAVIER ODEN
The crowd is pumped for this match, two superstars who have proven themselves (Beno perhaps to a higher degree.) Beno arrived to the ring looking focused and ready, while Xavier Oden looks confident and even a little bit cocky. The match began with a lock up, with Xavier gaining the upper hand; however Beno stomped on Xavier’s toes, taking his advantage. Beno proceeded to dominate, trying to end this match early. Beno tried to hit an early Beno Bomb, but Xavier wiggles his way out, trying to gain an upper hand, but Beno quickly overwhelmed him, pressing his advantage further. Much of his assault dealt with Oden’s back, softening him up for the Beno Bomb. He stomped on Oden’s back, dropped him on his knee, and locked in a camel clutch, bending that back severely upwards. However, Oden would not give into Beno’s assault, weathering the storm with every ounce of strength in his body. Oden managed to gain the upper hand a few times, but Beno continued to shut him down with force. Beno locked in yet another camel clutch, cranking it hard as Oden roared in pain but refused to give up; finally Beno let go, picking Oden up for the Beno Bomb, But Oden somehow found the strength to break out, attacking Beno with strong strikes. Oden kicks Beno in the gut, backs up and hits a devastating running pile driver! Oden got into the corner, hyping himself up, the crowd slog with him- and hit Beno with a huge running knee! Oden covers Beno.
WINNER OF THE MATCH AND STILL IN CHAMPION: XAVIER ODEN
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Okay. I know this show is super late. I apologize. This size of a show should never be late, especially four months into the year. That doesn't settle well with me nor is it a good look for the site. We will get better with results, I promise. But I'm finally posting this now because I figured we all needed some time away from RPing and from the site altogether, just to refresh ourselves. I hope you all are doing well and are ready to continue making memories, because I know I am! We clearly have a writing staff issue, lack of writers is a thing so if you are willing to help write any, please let me know. The next card will be in a handful of days, please leave some feedback on this show. Let's start having fun and let's make the rest of 2018 a year we remember! I appreciate you all.
