Post by Vince McMahon on May 11, 2010 16:12:32 GMT -5
RAW opens up with it's usual opening video.
The show begins with the camera taking a trip around the arena and zooming into the announcers table. We see Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler sitting there, smiling and JR begins to speak.
JR: Welcome to this edition of Monday Night RAW. I am Jim Ross and I am here with my partner and good friend Jerry Lawler!
Jerry Lawler: Thanks King, I am excited to be here as much as everyone else is! We are live and we are all hyped up! We have a great show for you all tonight!
JR: You are totally correct King. Like the world champion The Undertaker will go one on one with the man who has been having a interesting career; D-Lo Brown.
Jerry Lawler: He is said to be in the lockeroom and talking with everyone but when it comes to his matches...it is like D-Lo doesn't even try.
JR: Well that is enough talking, lets get into the action.
Serena vs Hanna Beth
Serena comes down to the stage and down the ramp. Serena is in the ring. She is talking to the ref as Starstrukk blasts through the P.A. Hannah Beth walks down to the ring tagging her fans on each side of the ramp. She then slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckle. She then raises her hands to the crowd.
Ref: OK ladies clean fight.
As the bell rings Serena runs at Hannah but Hannah moves to the side and Serena bangs into the turnbuckle. As she staggers back Hannah goes down to her hands and knees and Serena falls over her. Hannah then leaned on Serena’s legs 1...2...3!!!
Winner: Hanna Beth
JR: WHAT!!!
Jerry Lawler: I’m just getting conformation that Hannah Beth has just set a record here in Thy WWE. She has just won the shortest match EVER to take place in Thy WWE.
JR: I can't believe this.
Commerical
*Raw come back live with Dan Hellman standing in the ring with the microphone in his hand, he was standing looking at the crowd and then he pulled up the microphone up to his mouth and he begun to talk*
Dan Hellman-Now, right before I was about to break every bone in Kaz's body I noticed something right their. I noticed that some certain people were yelling the words boo at the top of their lungs and that got my attention and that bustard Kaz took advantage of it and got the victory. But I am not here to talk about that right now. I am here to make a very important announcement, and announcement that could run Thy WWE to the ground!
*Dan Hellman paused for a few seconds and look as the crowd booed him a little and then he continued to talk*
Dan Hellman-After thinking about it after my match I have decided something very important. So to let my decision be know to the public I have asked Vince McMahon for some Air time of Raw so now I am here to tell all of something that you might want to repeat!
*Dan Hellman looked at the crowd as they gave a little reaction to Dan Hellman*
Dan Hellman-I have decided that I am going to leave Thy WWE forever!
*Dan Hellman pulls the microphone down to listen to the loud screams of the live crowd and then he pulls his microphone back up to his mouth*
Dan Hellman-Now, I have a very logical reason to why I have came to such decision! While I was sitting backstage I realized that no matter how hard I try I always end up getting booed by you people! And instead all of you cheer for all the non-talent losers like The Rock! And that is the only that I never ever understood! I won matches for all of you, I tried to say the words all of you want to hear and heck I am even loosing matches for all of you! But all of you still boo me!
*Dan Hellman looks at the crowd and then he continues to talk*
Dan Hellman-Now, after I leave Thy WWE all of will realize how important I am! And after that all of will come crawling back to me!
And If I am generous enough I will come back to Thy WWE and I will become a World Champion and all of you will be under my wings!
*After that Dan Hellman dropped his microphone on the ring and he started to walk towards backstage and right before he left the ring and turned around and looked at the crowd and gave a little laugh and then he headed towards backstage*
JR: Dan Hellman will be back folks!
Jerry Lawler: Well the next match better be way better! Time for more puppies!
JR: Next up we will see four divas in action, when Maryse and Jillian take on Christy Hemme and Velvet Sky.
Jerry “The King” Lawler: That’s right JR I can’t wait! Four beautiful divas in action I can’ wait.
At that Top Spin blared out of the speakers as the crowd began to severely boo as Jillian and Maryse made their way out onto the stage. They walked down the entrance ramp taunting at all the fans as they walked down to the ring. As they entered the ring Jillian went to the centre of the ring and ruffled her hands through her hair and then pointed up to the sky as Maryse was at the ropes flicking her hair back. The two then looked up the ramp awaiting Christy and Velvet to come down to the ring
Top Spin drowned out and was replaced by Wasting Away. The camera changed to the front of the entrance ramp as Christy ran onto the stage jumping up and down. Velvet followed behind her. They smiled at each other and walked down o the ramp tagging the fans on each side of the ramp. Christy slid into the ring as Velvet entered the ring in between the middle and bottom ropes. Both teams then stared each other down.
Ref: Velvet and Jillian you start off first.
As the bell rang Jillian and Velvet locked up with Sky taking the advantage. She moved Jillian into a head lock and flipped her round and onto the mat. Velvet then got to her feet and waited for Jillian to get back up. When she did Velvet ran at her raising her arm out and smashing it against her chest. Jillian fell down to the mat and got back up fast. Velvet did the same thing about three times before Jillian too raised her arm out and smashed it against Velvet’s chest at the same time. They both fell to the mat and lay there for about seven seconds before they were both up to their feet. As Velvet went to attack Jillian she was greeted with a boot to her stomach. Jillian then grabbed Velvet’s hair. She then walked around 360 degrees with her very fast before lifting her up and smashing her face off of the mat. Jillian then raised her hands out to taunt to the crowd only to be tagged by Maryse. Jillian left the ring and Maryse entered.
JR: Here we go Maryse is officially making her in ring debut.
Maryse got face to face with Velvet and shoved her head back with her hand. She turned to Jillian and laughed. When Maryse turned to face Velvet she was met with a harsh slap to the race. Maryse turned around to face Jillian. Velvet grabbed Maryse’s hair and pulled it back fast as she fell to the mat. Velvet dragged her back to the corner and tagged in Christy. Christy climbed to the top rope and raised her leg above her head straight and jumped off of the turnbuckle and her leg landed on Maryse’s chest. She went for the cover only for Maryse to kick out of it at 2. Christy picked her up and bashed her head off of the top turnbuckle. She then turned her to face her and ran at her. She jumped onto her knees grabbed her hair and fell back and sent Maryse flying over her. Maryse landed square on her bum as she let out a cry. Maryse was now sitting up straight as Christy ran at her. She flipped over her grabbing her hair on the way as Maryse’s face bashed her face off of the mat in between her legs. Christy got up and ran to her turnbuckle and tagged in Velvet. Velvet ran over to Jillian and slapped her on the face. Jillian then fell off of the side of the ring. This stopped Maryse from making a tag. Velvet started to send punches to Maryse’s face. Suddenly Maryse reversed one punch by grabbing her hand. She then grabbed Sky’s hair and went to the side of her. She then tripped her up by shoving her hair forward and putting one of her legs in front of both of her feet.
JR: What a nice move by Maryse. She needs to either tag in Jillian or keep her momentum going after taking a big beating.
Jillian held out her hand and Maryse tagged her in. Jillian walked over to Velvet who was lying on her back. She stood on her hair and grabbed her hands and pulled them up
Jillian and the ref: 1...2...3...4...
Jillian then let go of her hands and laughed as the ref told her off. Jillian then picked up Maryse and threw her to the turnbuckle. She then walked all of the way back to the opposite turnbuckle then screamed as the crowd booed she then stepped forward and started to perform handsprings up until she got to Velvet when she turned around and smashed her elbow off of Velvet’s face. As Jillian was about to go for the cover Christy ran at her grabbed onto Jillian’s hair jumped off of her feet made Jillian turn 180 degrees and smashed her face into the mat. As Christy got up off her knees she was kicked in the stomach by Maryse. Maryse the wrapped her arm around Christy’s head bent forward flicked her hair back. She then fell back fast sending Christy’s head to the mat, making her roll over. Christy then rolled out of the ring and fell to the ground. Maryse stood up and flipped her hair back and laughed. Her taunting was short lived as Velvet jumped up digging her knee’s into Maryse’s back. They both fell back as Velvet hit the mat her knees rammed off of Maryse’s back. Maryse then fell to the mat after she semi stood back up after bashing off of Velvet’s knees. Velvet then kicked Maryse in the side as Maryse fell out of the ring in between the middle and bottom ropes. As Velvet turned around Jillian had gotten back to her feet and was behind her. Jillian kicked her as hard as she could in her stomach. The sound could be heard throughout the arena. Jillian then grabbed onto Velvet’s hair and jumped up and landed on her bum. Velvet too jumped up and her body landed in between Jillian’s legs. Jillian then rolled her over and covered her for a pin attempt 1...2...3!!
Top Spin blared throughout the arena again as Maryse rolled back into the ring and hugged Jillian then raised her hand high. The two then left the ring as Christy rolled back into the ring to check on Velvet who still was not moving
Jerry “The King” Lawler: Maryse and Jillian were victorious tonight JR. Maryse won her debut match
JR: Well King Jillian helped her win the match...
Maryse and Jillian were shown at the top of the ramp. Jillian was taunting to the crowd whilst Maryse had her mouth covered with one hand laughing. The other hand was pointing down at Christy who was still checking on Velvet.
Jerry Lawler: Well that wasn't that bad!
JR: Not at all..that match was pretty decent!
Jerry Lawler: Well now it is time for Triple H to go one on one with his rival Brian Gunn.
JR: Could tonight be the night when HHH whens back his IC title?
Jerry Lawler: We will see!
Interconintal championship
Brian Gunn (c) Triple H
The Game by Motorhead begins to play as the lights fade and turn green. Triple H walks onto the stage and pours water from the water bottle in his hand over his head and begins to walk down the ramp.
He walks to the side of the ring and gets upan it. He takes a drink of the water and throws the bottle into the crowd. Triple H, looks left, looks right and then lends back spitting the water into the air.
The fans cheer and scream as the Game enters the ring. The lights go back to normal and Triple H waits for his opponent.
World Greatest begins to play as the IC champion walks onto the stage and is cheered and bood. Gunn walks down the ramp and rolls into the ring. Gunn shows off his belt and hands it to the ref. Triple H doesnt take his eyes off of Gunn as the Ref calls for the bell and the match begins.
They grapple up and Triple H places the young Gunn in a headlock. Gunn out powers HHH and gets out by pushing Triple H off of him, Triple H runs towards the rops and turns around just to get taking down with a spear. Brian Gunn goes for the win and only gets a one count.
Gunn picks up HHH by his hair and the ref warns Brian about hair pulling. Brian Gunn hits with a fast swinging neck breaker and goes for the win once again. Triple H once again kicks out after a strong one. The smile that Gunn had walking into this match has now gone away. Gunn begins to stomp on HHH and climbs onto the turnbuckle. He sets himself right and jumps over going for a moonsult. HHH MOVES OUT OF THE WAY and Brian Gunn lands on his stomach.
Triple H, he picks up Brian and irish whips him into the ropes, Gunn comes flying back and it knocked down from a jump knee from HHH. Triple H picks up Gunn and Gunn out of the blue kicks HHH in the stomach and picks him up and connects with the Batistabomb. Brian goes for the pin. 1..............................2.............2 Triple H kicks out. Gunn is shocked. He picks up HHH, Gunn runs at the ropes and comes back being kicked in the stomach by HHH and HHH hits the Pedigree! Gunn is motionless! Triple H rolls Gunn and pins him...1..........................2..............................3!
Winner and New IC Champion!...Triple H!
JR: HE DID IT! HE DID IT! Triple H has recaptured that belt!
The show goes to commerical.
King: What a match that was! We have a new IC champion!
JR: Now it is time for Layla El to defend her belt against Stacy!
JR: Next Up we will see two of the most beautiful divas go one on one.
Jerry “The King” Lawler: That’s right JR Stacy will take on Thy WWE Women’s champion Layla too see if she can dethrone her from the top of the diva’s division.
JR: Well King it looked like we were going to see this happen at the draft but Omega interfered and the Women’s Championship was halted. But thanks to Vince McMahon the one on one re-match was moved to TONIGHT!
Jerry “The King” Lawler: That’s right JR I’m SOOO excited for this match....What could be better than two sexy divas fight it out?
JR: I think I could think of a few things King....
Layla El (c) vs Stacy Keibler
At that Nasty Girl blared through the P.A System as the crowd began to boo. Layla appeared on the entrance ramp with Brian Gunn. Before they could begin to walk down to the ring Brian was told to go to the back or Layla would lose the match and her title. He left after putting up a verbal fight for a couple of minutes. Layla then walked down to the ring holding the title with one hand above her head. She reached ringside and walked around the ring and sprung onto the apron. She then entered the ring and sat on the top rope and moved her right hand down the rope and lay on the top rope for less than a second. She then began to stretch off as she awaited Stacy’s arrival.
Nasty Girl was drowned out by She’s Got Legs by Kid Rock. The crowd went wild as Stacy appeared at the top of the ramp she waved to the fans that were waving and taking pictures of her. She then walked at a fast pace tagging a lot of fans that were at each side of the ramp. As she walked up the steps onto the apron she gave the fans a cheeky grin as if she was teasing what she was about to do.
Jerry “The King” Lawler: COME ON STACY!!!
JR: I would say that now this diva has a title shot she could the top face diva in Thy WWE’s division.
As Stacy slowly put one leg into the ring in between the top and middle rope the fans again went wild. She was now bent forward as the fans were cheering as the most they had the entire event so far. Out of the blue Layla ran towards Stacy jumping up and smashing her in the side with her feet. Stacy fell off of the ring and landed on her hip as she fell to the ground. Layla craft fully slid out of the ring in between the middle and bottom rope. She grabbed Stacy’s hair and rammed her knee into her stomach. She then sent four harsh hits to Stacy’s back with the use of her elbow. She then rolled Stacy into the ring. She pounced on Stacy and hooked the leg 1....2....Stacy kicked out as Layla was sitting on her knees now with her hands mixed in amongst her hair.
Layla: WHAT....ARE YOU SERIOUS??
Layla grabbed Stacy by the hair and pulled her to her feet as Layla began to yell in Stacy’s face Stacy shoved her back. Layla began to walk back to Stacy only to be slapped hard across the face. The fans gave off a cheer as many were not Layla fans. Stacy grabbed hold of Layla’s hair and Layla grabbed onto hers. Stacy walked forwards and bashed Layla into the turnbuckle. She then kicked her in the stomach. Stacy raised her hands to the fans and they went crazy. She then raised her foot and rammed it into Layla’s neck and kept it there until the ref counted to four. She then ran towards Layla who was on her hands and knees and kicked her in the ribs. Stacy waved to her fans and they went crazy for her.
Jerry “The King” Lawler: Oh NO Stacy behind you!!
As Stacy was taunting to the fans Layla managed to get to her feet. She ran to Stacy and joined her fists together and bashed them off the back of Stacy’s head. Stacy fell forward and banged against the middle rope and grabbed her neck after she landed on the mat. The ref told Layla to go back as he checked on her. Layla shoved the ref out of the way and kicked her in the side. Stacy fell out of the ring and landed on her front on the ground. Layla followed her out and got on top of her and grabbed her hair and began to smack it off of the floor. Layla got up and rolled Stacy into the ring and then slid into the ring behind her. She jumped on her and raised her leg
1.....2.....KICK OUT. Layla went mental she began to hit the mat with her fists and began to scream.
Layla: If you don’t start counting fast I swear I will hunt you down!!!
As Layla got up she began to turn around. As she did this Stacy was running at her. She stopped in front of her and turned around. Whilst doing this she raised her leg and hit it off of Layla’s chest. She then she went for the cover 1.....2.....To Stacy’s amazement Layla had her foot on the rope. Stacy picked her up and sent her to the turnbuckle. Stacy ran at her but Layla moved out of the way and Stacy ran right into the turnbuckle. As she staggered back she turned to face Layla. Layla then turned a full 360 degrees and raised her foot and smashed it off of Stacy’s temple. Stacy fell flat out of the floor. Layla then covered Stacy 1.....2....3!!!!
Winner Still Champion! Layla El
Nasty Girl began to play as Layla left the ring, collected her title and ran up the entrance ramp before the announcer could even say she had won the match.
JR: There we have it folks Layla El is still Thy WWE Women’s champion.
The camera goes backstage where we see Hanna Beth, sitting down on a desk. Pencil in one hand and piece a paper in the other. The paper reads. "I am sorry RAW, I can not continue to wrestler here.....anymore.
Back at the ring.
King: What a show we are having so far!
JR: It just keeps getting better!
King: Next we have Kaz vs Dan Hellman!
Kaz Vs Dan Hellman
With Hellman leaving Kaz wins by forfiet.
Winner: Kaz!
JR: Now it is time for the other guy to be drafted brands Chris Jericho goes up against John Sturking.
King: You have to love John Sturking, he gives it his all each week.
John Sturking Vs Chris Jericho
Basically this match was won by Jericho being is self centered self and trying to taunt John Sturking like he do all his opponents. Jericho attempts to hit the Lionsault but only hits the mat itself! John Sturking picks up Jericho and hits his finisher!
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Winner: John Sturking
Sturking beats Jericho! Sturking beat Jericho! Well of course Sturking win's I mean come on Jericho didn't even bother to RP!
JR: Well this show as been interesting but now it is time for our main event!
Jerry Lawler: This should has JR and now our world champion The Undertaker will take on D-Lo Brown.
Main Event
Taker vs D-Lo
Both men take a good minute, to walk onto the the stage, down the ramp and one by one each man enters the ring. D-Lo looks scared more than ever. The Undertaker stands in the corner is D-Lo runs at Taker. Taker hits a hard punch to D-Lo's chin and D-Lo falls. D-Lo grabs his noise as the ref checks D-Lo, Taker walks up to D-Lo and the ref gets up and pushes Taker back...asking him to stay back so he can check out D-Lo. While the ref has his back turned D-LO slips a pair of brass knuckles on. D-lo gets to a knee, the Deadman walks up to D-Lo and D-lo pops Taker in the face, the ref notices the weapon and calls for the bell. Taker falls. Ding Ding.
Winner by DQ: The Undertaker.
D-Lo smiles and leaves the ring and walks up the ramp and into the back. Out of no show, Luke Gallows walks down the ramp with a casket. CM Punk comes from the crowd and is behind. Taker on his feet hits CM Punk with a clotheline and Punk falls. From behind Luke hits Taker with a spear. CM Punk tells Luke to open the casket as CM Punk picks up the deadman and connects with the G2Sleep. Punk rolls Taker into the casket and Punk takes a last look at The Undertaker before Luke slams the casket shut and locks it. Punk takes the world title and raises it over his head. He places the title over the casket. The Thy WWE logo goes across the screen as the show ends!
Thanks to Jillian Hall and to Triple H. Money will be updated soon.
