Post by Xavier Oden on Jul 3, 2017 17:10:34 GMT -5
::The scene opens live in Arizona at what appears to be a convention of fantasy/scifi and other television entertainment. Fans spotted heading into the large armory. People dressed up in all sorts of outfits. A few blue hair pointed eared women can be seen passing the camera and waving. A few fans were even dressed up as wrestlers with knock off lucha masks, and replica THY titles. The fans are being gathered into a room, fold out chairs of roughly a hundred is set in front of a stage with a large table with a banner across saying “Elite athletes”. A man wearing a THY WWE T shirt with a mic stands front and center as everyone takes their seats.::
Marvin Reed: Hello everyone, the name is Marvin Reed, I am your host for this evening. We are gathered here on this fantastic day or FanF-arizona to celebrate all things nerd and Hobby alike. Whether you're a fan of fire spells against an army of orcs, fiery blitz plays on the grid iron or people being put through tables in a pro wrestling ring, we are all here to enjoy the hottest place to be right here in Arizona and celebrate what we love.
Everyone claps, a few in the back can be heard hooting and hollering. A large athletic blonde youngster steps up wearing a Arizona tech wolverines college sweatshirt taking his seat. A young woman with fire red hair and a light tan takes a seat next to him wearing a Arizona thunderducks softball tshirt and matching softball cap.
MR: Ok ladies and gentlemen we have for you today two great athletic prospects Starting with this pale fellow here. He's got 260 pounds of solid muscle, rushing you on the football field and making his pro debut this year as starting Linebacker right here in Arizona Bart Williams the fourth. Next to him we have Jessica Porish, a three time golden bat in the woman's college softball league!
The crowd claps and continues to hoot and holler. A large screen is rolled out behind the two athletes and highlights of both begin to play. You see Jessica nail a game winning grand slam, watching the ball fly over the wall and is carried by her team mates. Bart on the last play of the golden hog bowl nabbing an interception ending the game as he cheers ripping his helmet off and spiking it into the turf. The highlights start to slow down start to blacken. The three green letters “XKO” Appear across the front. 'Hero' by Skillet plays, Xavier Oden walks out from behind the screen, staff looking rather confused. Oden is in his casual XKO hoodie and jeans, carrying a large folded up banner and a megaphone. The killer tosses his banner over the “Elite Athletes” Sign revealing a banner matching the screen above with the same three green initials. Marvin walks up to Oden still holding the microphone.
MR: Uh...excuse me i'm sorry but we have this boo-REEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAA
Oden raises the megaphone up setting it on siren mode, everyone covering their ears from the loud annoying noise while Oden laughed at them all. He swapped the setting back to just raise the volume of his voice.
XKO: I'm here because THY WWE doesn't know how to advertise or market their talent. I don't need your fancy technology, I brought my own. Have no fear ladies and gentlemen I'm here now. I'm here to promote THY's latest show right here in the good ol state of Arizona, where clearly the heat has gotten to all of you. I'm going to be talking about some jokes today. I mean not nearly as funny pretending that Bart or any other Arizona college graduate can read a children's book let alone a pro contract. You all are such caring folks acting like anyone cares about women's softball.
Xavier laughs loudly into the megaphone to the shower of boos. Jessica scoots back creating space between her and the killer. Bart gets up out of his chair mouthing “Enough!”. He gains the blonde demons attention. Walking around the table to stand toe to toe with the big man. He puts the megaphone up to his face.
XKO:You touch me, I'll sue you with all the powers and resources THY WWE doesn't want me to have. This is my show now, my manager has occupied this time slot for me.
Xavier pops open his cell phone hitting a few buttons and then puts it up to his ear to listen. He hears the familiar voice of his manager then hands the phone to a confused Marvin. The host puts down his mic and talks into the cellphone, mostly nodding and taking in the information on the other line before bringing the mic back to his lips.
MR: Well everyone I uh...I guess thrilled to say this has all been approved and yes, Mr. XKO, The Killer Xavier Oden is joining us today, so feel free to ask him questions as well.
Oden smiles at the crowd who are still booing, then looking back at the large athlete. Much like a jackal mocking a lion, the killer yanks the football players chair away and sits on it. The daring smirk of arrogance is plastered across Oden's face knowing the pro couldn't lay a hand on him. He sat back waiting to hear the first question while a staffer gave Bart another chair. The first fan came up to the in front of the stage to a presented mic.
Don: Hey Don here my first question is for Jessica, what's it lik-RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRR
He is interrupted by the blaring noise of the killer's megaphone.
XKO:Sorry playing with the settings. To answer your assumed question Don, No THY WWE should be treating me better. To be honest as their brightest star I can only wonder what the company is thinking once again having the main attraction on the opening match of the card. It's comical when you think about.
Don: But my question was to Je-
XKO:Just get to the point? You got it Don. I like your style, minus the fact that you don't look like you bathe and you probably will never get a girlfriend. I'll be blunt, I should be used better. For example, the match above me? Rump the nacho libre of THY...
Gets a huge pop from the audience.
XKO: Oh did you all get excited because I said nachos? I wish most of you were that happy about salads. I'm looking at someone of you and you're raising my cholesterol. Do you think walking is an extreme sport? Yeah he's facing Steve Blackman a guy I beat in a RECORD 7 SECONDS! To put that in perspective it's about the amount of time people average watching a women's softball game.
Another wave of boos echo in the former Japanese wrestling champions direction. He leans on the table holding the megaphone forward.
XKO:Next question.
Timothy: Hello, I actually do have a question for Xavier Oden. So you're on a winning streak but from what we are seeing here it seems like you're not taking this contest that seriously and with Robert saints focused and a great wrestler in Kensuke Marifuki Jr. I mean he beat Domi-
XKO: Shut...your mouth. You want serious?
Xavier puts down the megaphone and grabs the hosts mic. Now on his feet he walks around the table to close a bit of distance between him and the fan.
XKO: I beat Reynolds on the grandest stage of them all, you can youtube it. He's never beaten me, he will never beat me. I have beaten the best, I have faced the very best so don't talk to me like i'm not taking these guys seriously. Yeah it's great the tattooed psycho Robert is finally focused. Last time we've tangled I BEAT HIM. Did you forget that? A lot of people have short term memories lately. I don't fear either of my opponents because I'm prepared. Robert is a bad guy, he's willing to get in and hit a cheap shot when need be, he's athletic and he is bound to this business. The guy is a fourth generation wrestler, which means wrestling is in his blood and getting a job wasn't too hard because papa,grandpa or great gran papa was ready to hold that door wide open for him. You know what the difference between him and I? Besides the prison tats, I fought and trained in my craft with no guarantee of landing a job, also he's been higher up on the card then I have...is that right? Is it right that I have to put my streak on the line because these guys gotta feed their families and for some reason can't find a better worker then me? I have worked with Robert, I know how that mind works, I'm simply prepared.
He sat up on the table, bringing the mic back to his lips.
XKO: This new guy...he's skilled. He's really skilled. He's like an ancient warrior I heard about in Japan. The story of the young warrior who defended his village from a mighty dragon, and the dragon and destroyed the village so many times and had beaten the warrior so many times the last thing he could do was offer his heart to leave the village alone. I am the dragon. I will take Kensuke's heart, I will break him and he will sacrifice everything to win, I'm counting on that. I hope he puts everything on the line just so i'll leave his lower card alone and move on and destroy somewhere else. Hero's in all of these stories die...he's going to be the hero of this tale, he's going to lose and it's going to be all your fault. Each and every one of you do this to these guys. You build them up, they come at me and I have to do exactly what it is I do.
Xavier began to rough his hands through his hair thinking about the match. Now standing back to his feet and pacing. Jessica and Bart got up and walked behind the stage no longer interested in what was going on and not wanting to get involved.
XKO: You the fans are just like THY. You don't get it. You ask these guys to get in the ring with me, and you know how dangerous I am. I ended HBK, I almost ended Reynolds and shoot I've earned the title of THY WWE most dangerous man...and STILL you don't respect me. I get not wanting me in the main event, cause you don't want your precious Bob Cena or Blade or Beno getting broken and put on the shelf but ladies and gentlemen like it or not, once again i'm going to put my flag at the top of the mountain and I will reassure you that I AM THE BEST WRESTLER IN THIS COMPANY. My resume is only getting better, I have the longest winning streak on the roster currently and you're putting me into a match that favors my skills, because if you think for one moment that if Robert or Kensuke are hanging off that top rope and that i'm not willing to pile drive one of them onto the cold hard floor on the outside, possibly paralyzing them, possibly taking away everything they hoped and dreamed.... just for a win...you don't know Xavier Oden.
Marvin hands Xavier his phone back, the killer answers it. Nodding along with the call. He puts the phone back into his pocket and raises the mic back up to speak.
XKO: I have just been advised by my manager to stop speaking, for legal purposes it's best I not continue my explanation of why you are all so terrible and how this weekend I prove everyone wrong once again.
Xavier drops the mic and walks out.
Marvin Reed: Hello everyone, the name is Marvin Reed, I am your host for this evening. We are gathered here on this fantastic day or FanF-arizona to celebrate all things nerd and Hobby alike. Whether you're a fan of fire spells against an army of orcs, fiery blitz plays on the grid iron or people being put through tables in a pro wrestling ring, we are all here to enjoy the hottest place to be right here in Arizona and celebrate what we love.
Everyone claps, a few in the back can be heard hooting and hollering. A large athletic blonde youngster steps up wearing a Arizona tech wolverines college sweatshirt taking his seat. A young woman with fire red hair and a light tan takes a seat next to him wearing a Arizona thunderducks softball tshirt and matching softball cap.
MR: Ok ladies and gentlemen we have for you today two great athletic prospects Starting with this pale fellow here. He's got 260 pounds of solid muscle, rushing you on the football field and making his pro debut this year as starting Linebacker right here in Arizona Bart Williams the fourth. Next to him we have Jessica Porish, a three time golden bat in the woman's college softball league!
The crowd claps and continues to hoot and holler. A large screen is rolled out behind the two athletes and highlights of both begin to play. You see Jessica nail a game winning grand slam, watching the ball fly over the wall and is carried by her team mates. Bart on the last play of the golden hog bowl nabbing an interception ending the game as he cheers ripping his helmet off and spiking it into the turf. The highlights start to slow down start to blacken. The three green letters “XKO” Appear across the front. 'Hero' by Skillet plays, Xavier Oden walks out from behind the screen, staff looking rather confused. Oden is in his casual XKO hoodie and jeans, carrying a large folded up banner and a megaphone. The killer tosses his banner over the “Elite Athletes” Sign revealing a banner matching the screen above with the same three green initials. Marvin walks up to Oden still holding the microphone.
MR: Uh...excuse me i'm sorry but we have this boo-REEEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAA
Oden raises the megaphone up setting it on siren mode, everyone covering their ears from the loud annoying noise while Oden laughed at them all. He swapped the setting back to just raise the volume of his voice.
XKO: I'm here because THY WWE doesn't know how to advertise or market their talent. I don't need your fancy technology, I brought my own. Have no fear ladies and gentlemen I'm here now. I'm here to promote THY's latest show right here in the good ol state of Arizona, where clearly the heat has gotten to all of you. I'm going to be talking about some jokes today. I mean not nearly as funny pretending that Bart or any other Arizona college graduate can read a children's book let alone a pro contract. You all are such caring folks acting like anyone cares about women's softball.
Xavier laughs loudly into the megaphone to the shower of boos. Jessica scoots back creating space between her and the killer. Bart gets up out of his chair mouthing “Enough!”. He gains the blonde demons attention. Walking around the table to stand toe to toe with the big man. He puts the megaphone up to his face.
XKO:You touch me, I'll sue you with all the powers and resources THY WWE doesn't want me to have. This is my show now, my manager has occupied this time slot for me.
Xavier pops open his cell phone hitting a few buttons and then puts it up to his ear to listen. He hears the familiar voice of his manager then hands the phone to a confused Marvin. The host puts down his mic and talks into the cellphone, mostly nodding and taking in the information on the other line before bringing the mic back to his lips.
MR: Well everyone I uh...I guess thrilled to say this has all been approved and yes, Mr. XKO, The Killer Xavier Oden is joining us today, so feel free to ask him questions as well.
Oden smiles at the crowd who are still booing, then looking back at the large athlete. Much like a jackal mocking a lion, the killer yanks the football players chair away and sits on it. The daring smirk of arrogance is plastered across Oden's face knowing the pro couldn't lay a hand on him. He sat back waiting to hear the first question while a staffer gave Bart another chair. The first fan came up to the in front of the stage to a presented mic.
Don: Hey Don here my first question is for Jessica, what's it lik-RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRR
He is interrupted by the blaring noise of the killer's megaphone.
XKO:Sorry playing with the settings. To answer your assumed question Don, No THY WWE should be treating me better. To be honest as their brightest star I can only wonder what the company is thinking once again having the main attraction on the opening match of the card. It's comical when you think about.
Don: But my question was to Je-
XKO:Just get to the point? You got it Don. I like your style, minus the fact that you don't look like you bathe and you probably will never get a girlfriend. I'll be blunt, I should be used better. For example, the match above me? Rump the nacho libre of THY...
Gets a huge pop from the audience.
XKO: Oh did you all get excited because I said nachos? I wish most of you were that happy about salads. I'm looking at someone of you and you're raising my cholesterol. Do you think walking is an extreme sport? Yeah he's facing Steve Blackman a guy I beat in a RECORD 7 SECONDS! To put that in perspective it's about the amount of time people average watching a women's softball game.
Another wave of boos echo in the former Japanese wrestling champions direction. He leans on the table holding the megaphone forward.
XKO:Next question.
Timothy: Hello, I actually do have a question for Xavier Oden. So you're on a winning streak but from what we are seeing here it seems like you're not taking this contest that seriously and with Robert saints focused and a great wrestler in Kensuke Marifuki Jr. I mean he beat Domi-
XKO: Shut...your mouth. You want serious?
Xavier puts down the megaphone and grabs the hosts mic. Now on his feet he walks around the table to close a bit of distance between him and the fan.
XKO: I beat Reynolds on the grandest stage of them all, you can youtube it. He's never beaten me, he will never beat me. I have beaten the best, I have faced the very best so don't talk to me like i'm not taking these guys seriously. Yeah it's great the tattooed psycho Robert is finally focused. Last time we've tangled I BEAT HIM. Did you forget that? A lot of people have short term memories lately. I don't fear either of my opponents because I'm prepared. Robert is a bad guy, he's willing to get in and hit a cheap shot when need be, he's athletic and he is bound to this business. The guy is a fourth generation wrestler, which means wrestling is in his blood and getting a job wasn't too hard because papa,grandpa or great gran papa was ready to hold that door wide open for him. You know what the difference between him and I? Besides the prison tats, I fought and trained in my craft with no guarantee of landing a job, also he's been higher up on the card then I have...is that right? Is it right that I have to put my streak on the line because these guys gotta feed their families and for some reason can't find a better worker then me? I have worked with Robert, I know how that mind works, I'm simply prepared.
He sat up on the table, bringing the mic back to his lips.
XKO: This new guy...he's skilled. He's really skilled. He's like an ancient warrior I heard about in Japan. The story of the young warrior who defended his village from a mighty dragon, and the dragon and destroyed the village so many times and had beaten the warrior so many times the last thing he could do was offer his heart to leave the village alone. I am the dragon. I will take Kensuke's heart, I will break him and he will sacrifice everything to win, I'm counting on that. I hope he puts everything on the line just so i'll leave his lower card alone and move on and destroy somewhere else. Hero's in all of these stories die...he's going to be the hero of this tale, he's going to lose and it's going to be all your fault. Each and every one of you do this to these guys. You build them up, they come at me and I have to do exactly what it is I do.
Xavier began to rough his hands through his hair thinking about the match. Now standing back to his feet and pacing. Jessica and Bart got up and walked behind the stage no longer interested in what was going on and not wanting to get involved.
XKO: You the fans are just like THY. You don't get it. You ask these guys to get in the ring with me, and you know how dangerous I am. I ended HBK, I almost ended Reynolds and shoot I've earned the title of THY WWE most dangerous man...and STILL you don't respect me. I get not wanting me in the main event, cause you don't want your precious Bob Cena or Blade or Beno getting broken and put on the shelf but ladies and gentlemen like it or not, once again i'm going to put my flag at the top of the mountain and I will reassure you that I AM THE BEST WRESTLER IN THIS COMPANY. My resume is only getting better, I have the longest winning streak on the roster currently and you're putting me into a match that favors my skills, because if you think for one moment that if Robert or Kensuke are hanging off that top rope and that i'm not willing to pile drive one of them onto the cold hard floor on the outside, possibly paralyzing them, possibly taking away everything they hoped and dreamed.... just for a win...you don't know Xavier Oden.
Marvin hands Xavier his phone back, the killer answers it. Nodding along with the call. He puts the phone back into his pocket and raises the mic back up to speak.
XKO: I have just been advised by my manager to stop speaking, for legal purposes it's best I not continue my explanation of why you are all so terrible and how this weekend I prove everyone wrong once again.
Xavier drops the mic and walks out.
