Post by "Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman on Jul 3, 2017 1:09:34 GMT -5
ThyWWE.com Exclusive:
We cut to the Gorilla Position right after Xavier Oden has just defeated the newcomer, Captain Rump. Vince McMahon is sitting at a monitor with a couple of agents and producers. They watch as Rump begins to dance, and the crowd starts to eat it up. Vince smiles, and leans back in his chair.
Vince McMahon:
Great way to bounce back from a loss. This Rump guy gets it! Oden did great, too, but Captain Rump is going to be a star! When I look at Rump, I see dollar signs. Wait. What the hell!? Blackman! What the hell does he think he's doing?
Vince watches on as Steve Blackman is seen assaulting Captain Rump inside the ring, his anger growing more and more as each second passes.
Vince McMahon:
Get out there, dammit, and put a stop to this!
A handful of agents and referees jump at Vince McMahon's order and head out toward the ring. Vince McMahon stays at the monitor, watching like a hawk.
Vince McMahon:
I swear to God, you son of a bitch, if he's hurt, I'll tear your damn heart out myself!
Vince McMahon watches as Steve Blackman ends his attack, and starts to head to the back. Vince jumps to his feet, and stands by the curtain, fuming. After a few seconds, Steve Blackman walks through the curtain, and Vince McMahon grabs him, shoving him up against a wall.
Vince McMahon:
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, BLACKMAN? You think that you can just do whatever you want and get away with it?
Steve Blackman looks right in to Vince McMahon's eyes, seemingly unfazed by Vince's rage.
"Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman:
You know exactly what it was. I saw an opening to take out a man who I despise, and I took it. Plain and simple.
Vince releases his grip on Steve Blackman, but his anger level hasn't changed a bit.
Vince McMahon:
Give me one good reason as to why I shouldn't fire your ass right here on the spot!
"Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman:
Because, he doesn't belong here, Vince! You know that just as much as I do! He's a disgrace to this company, and a disgrace to this whole damn industry. He's a clown! He disrespects everything about us, Vince. I know you see that. And, if my constant attacks won't scare that piece of shit away, then I'm just going to have to severely injure him. You can fire me right now if you want to, but know this: I'm not the only guy in the back who feels this way. If not me, it'll be somebody else who takes him out.
Vince McMahon:
Oh, so you wanna take him out, do ya? You think you know what's best for MY company, do ya? Well, next week, you'll get your chance! But, don't come crying back to me after Rump embarrasses you yet again. Cause that's all this is really about, isn't it? Captain Rump embarrassed you in his debut, and it put doubts in your head. You can't go like you used to, and it's finally starting to sink in, isn't it? Or, is it jealousy? You saw the reaction he got from the fans. I have never in my life heard them go that crazy for you, Blackman. Even when you were a clown yourself. Yeah, we haven't forgotten about your time with Al Snow. Wearing cheese on your head like a complete idiot!
"Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman:
Don't you ever bring that up again!
Vince McMahon:
*Laughs* Ah, brought up some bad memories, eh? Well, save that fire for your match with Rump next week. You're gonna need it, Blackman! Now, get the hell outta my sight! I have a show to run.
Vince McMahon turns away from Blackman and takes his spot back at the monitor. Now it is Steve Blackman who is seething with anger as he stares at Vince McMahon for a few seconds. Out in the arena, Blackman can hear the fans all chanting Rump's name. Steve Blackman then let's out a roar as he kicks a drink off of a container before storming off in a huff as the ThyWWE.com Exclusive fades to black.
***
The scene opens up in the backstage area of the latest edition of Thy WWE: RAW. Steve Blackman is seen standing in the interview area. He looks in to the camera and speaks.
"Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman:
Tonight, it will be the last time any of you see Captain Rump inside a Thy WWE ring. The man is a disgrace to wrestling, and a complete fraud, and I will expose him tonight, and send him off running with his tail tucked in between his legs. Captain Rump represents everything that is wrong with wrestling today. He's a no-talent hack who is fully content on getting by off of his popularity. He walks out there, hits people with his fat ass, dances around like the fat sack of crap that he is, and all you idiots cheer. It sickens me. What ever happened to the days where the stars were stars, and the jabronis were jabronis? Cause, that's all Captain Rump is to me. In fact, he's worse than that. He's just a fan, who put on a mask - like a coward, I might add - and decided that he would try and do what a professional can do. Well, I got news for you, Rump. You can't do what we do. We train every day of the week. We travel from town to town, country to country, three hundred days a year. You don't have what it takes to be a professional wrestler, and it's better to figure that out early before you get seriously hurt.
But, it's a little too late for that, isn't it? Look, I know you're pissed off. It's not easy being told the things that you don't want to be told. But, in this case, these are the things that you need to hear. You're mad because I jumped you. I would be too! But, if I were the man that you are, and God forbid that were ever the case, I would know that my days were numbered. You're just too fat and stupid to understand that I am not your equal. I am your superior in every single aspect you can think of. I am smarter than you. I am faster than you. I stronger than you. I can talk better than you. And, I can damn sure wrestle better than you.
You know, Vince Mcmahon pissed me off last week, but he was right! I was a clown at one point. Just like you, Rump, I was a clown. Pandering to the crowd, wearing cheese on my head, acting like a complete jackass. But, you know what happened? I started to care about what they thought of me. I started to try and impress them. I started putting my body on the line, and diving off of stages, and falling off of TitanTrons, and taking chair shots to the head. And, what did I get in return? NOTHING! The second I started to take more of a backseat to the others, the reactions got less and less impressive until I started to get no reaction at all! After all I did to entertain them, they just turned their backs on me for the next guy. You're that next guy now, Captain Rump. And, this time, I'm gonna what I should have done years ago, and force them to respect me!
They seem to have forgotten just how lethal I can be, and you, Rump... you haven't seen anything yet. I am a lethal weapon of mass destruction, and tonight, you're Hiroshima.
Party time...
IS OVER!
With that, "Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman walks out of the shot, and we cut to a commercial for Thy WWE Justice 4 Some.
We cut to the Gorilla Position right after Xavier Oden has just defeated the newcomer, Captain Rump. Vince McMahon is sitting at a monitor with a couple of agents and producers. They watch as Rump begins to dance, and the crowd starts to eat it up. Vince smiles, and leans back in his chair.
Vince McMahon:
Great way to bounce back from a loss. This Rump guy gets it! Oden did great, too, but Captain Rump is going to be a star! When I look at Rump, I see dollar signs. Wait. What the hell!? Blackman! What the hell does he think he's doing?
Vince watches on as Steve Blackman is seen assaulting Captain Rump inside the ring, his anger growing more and more as each second passes.
Vince McMahon:
Get out there, dammit, and put a stop to this!
A handful of agents and referees jump at Vince McMahon's order and head out toward the ring. Vince McMahon stays at the monitor, watching like a hawk.
Vince McMahon:
I swear to God, you son of a bitch, if he's hurt, I'll tear your damn heart out myself!
Vince McMahon watches as Steve Blackman ends his attack, and starts to head to the back. Vince jumps to his feet, and stands by the curtain, fuming. After a few seconds, Steve Blackman walks through the curtain, and Vince McMahon grabs him, shoving him up against a wall.
Vince McMahon:
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, BLACKMAN? You think that you can just do whatever you want and get away with it?
Steve Blackman looks right in to Vince McMahon's eyes, seemingly unfazed by Vince's rage.
"Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman:
You know exactly what it was. I saw an opening to take out a man who I despise, and I took it. Plain and simple.
Vince releases his grip on Steve Blackman, but his anger level hasn't changed a bit.
Vince McMahon:
Give me one good reason as to why I shouldn't fire your ass right here on the spot!
"Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman:
Because, he doesn't belong here, Vince! You know that just as much as I do! He's a disgrace to this company, and a disgrace to this whole damn industry. He's a clown! He disrespects everything about us, Vince. I know you see that. And, if my constant attacks won't scare that piece of shit away, then I'm just going to have to severely injure him. You can fire me right now if you want to, but know this: I'm not the only guy in the back who feels this way. If not me, it'll be somebody else who takes him out.
Vince McMahon:
Oh, so you wanna take him out, do ya? You think you know what's best for MY company, do ya? Well, next week, you'll get your chance! But, don't come crying back to me after Rump embarrasses you yet again. Cause that's all this is really about, isn't it? Captain Rump embarrassed you in his debut, and it put doubts in your head. You can't go like you used to, and it's finally starting to sink in, isn't it? Or, is it jealousy? You saw the reaction he got from the fans. I have never in my life heard them go that crazy for you, Blackman. Even when you were a clown yourself. Yeah, we haven't forgotten about your time with Al Snow. Wearing cheese on your head like a complete idiot!
"Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman:
Don't you ever bring that up again!
Vince McMahon:
*Laughs* Ah, brought up some bad memories, eh? Well, save that fire for your match with Rump next week. You're gonna need it, Blackman! Now, get the hell outta my sight! I have a show to run.
Vince McMahon turns away from Blackman and takes his spot back at the monitor. Now it is Steve Blackman who is seething with anger as he stares at Vince McMahon for a few seconds. Out in the arena, Blackman can hear the fans all chanting Rump's name. Steve Blackman then let's out a roar as he kicks a drink off of a container before storming off in a huff as the ThyWWE.com Exclusive fades to black.
***
The scene opens up in the backstage area of the latest edition of Thy WWE: RAW. Steve Blackman is seen standing in the interview area. He looks in to the camera and speaks.
"Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman:
Tonight, it will be the last time any of you see Captain Rump inside a Thy WWE ring. The man is a disgrace to wrestling, and a complete fraud, and I will expose him tonight, and send him off running with his tail tucked in between his legs. Captain Rump represents everything that is wrong with wrestling today. He's a no-talent hack who is fully content on getting by off of his popularity. He walks out there, hits people with his fat ass, dances around like the fat sack of crap that he is, and all you idiots cheer. It sickens me. What ever happened to the days where the stars were stars, and the jabronis were jabronis? Cause, that's all Captain Rump is to me. In fact, he's worse than that. He's just a fan, who put on a mask - like a coward, I might add - and decided that he would try and do what a professional can do. Well, I got news for you, Rump. You can't do what we do. We train every day of the week. We travel from town to town, country to country, three hundred days a year. You don't have what it takes to be a professional wrestler, and it's better to figure that out early before you get seriously hurt.
But, it's a little too late for that, isn't it? Look, I know you're pissed off. It's not easy being told the things that you don't want to be told. But, in this case, these are the things that you need to hear. You're mad because I jumped you. I would be too! But, if I were the man that you are, and God forbid that were ever the case, I would know that my days were numbered. You're just too fat and stupid to understand that I am not your equal. I am your superior in every single aspect you can think of. I am smarter than you. I am faster than you. I stronger than you. I can talk better than you. And, I can damn sure wrestle better than you.
You know, Vince Mcmahon pissed me off last week, but he was right! I was a clown at one point. Just like you, Rump, I was a clown. Pandering to the crowd, wearing cheese on my head, acting like a complete jackass. But, you know what happened? I started to care about what they thought of me. I started to try and impress them. I started putting my body on the line, and diving off of stages, and falling off of TitanTrons, and taking chair shots to the head. And, what did I get in return? NOTHING! The second I started to take more of a backseat to the others, the reactions got less and less impressive until I started to get no reaction at all! After all I did to entertain them, they just turned their backs on me for the next guy. You're that next guy now, Captain Rump. And, this time, I'm gonna what I should have done years ago, and force them to respect me!
They seem to have forgotten just how lethal I can be, and you, Rump... you haven't seen anything yet. I am a lethal weapon of mass destruction, and tonight, you're Hiroshima.
Party time...
IS OVER!
With that, "Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman walks out of the shot, and we cut to a commercial for Thy WWE Justice 4 Some.
