Post by Vince McMahon on Jun 12, 2017 2:35:35 GMT -5
THY WWE PRESENTS
RAW 164 RESULTS
Live From: Zénith Arena de Lille, Lille, France
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SHOW BEGINS
RAW 164 opens up with it's theme song and pyros shooting from the stage.
The crowd is loud in the Zénith Arena de Lille, as Thy WWE finds itself in Lille, France for the 164th episode of RAW! The camera pans around the arena as Thy WWE's theme song fades and we see the commentating team of Phil Latio, Don Chuckles, and former Thy WWE Champion, Beno! Phil Latio is the first to speak!
Phil Latio: Welcome to RAW 164 on a Thursday night! I'm Phil Latio and next to me is none other than Don Chuckles and Beno! And we have a fun show for all of you here and watching around the world! The card for this show is stacked for sure!
Beno: For sure Phil! From two new comers, to two time Thy WWE Champion in Blade LaVigne and to our main event where we will see a great tag team match for sure! Troy Motor and Luke Harper will take on Triana and current Thy WWE champion, Joey Bastard! But enough about that, let's get to our first match!
Phil Latio: Dominic Reynolds will be in action against newcomer, Kensuke Marifuji Jr! Hopefully I said that correctly!
Don Chuckles: Oh let's shut up and get to the action already!
Suddenly, Bleed for Me by Saliva begins to play as the crowd gives off a huge pop!
Blade "The Future" LaVigne runs out onto the stage with a smile on his face!
Phil Latio: Look at who it is! It's Blade LaVigne!
Don Chuckles: What is he doing out here?
Blade makes his way down the ramp, Blade is wearing blue jeans and a black Thy WWE t-shirt. Blade makes it to the ring but inside of entering, he walks towards the commentating table.
Don Chuckles: He better not join us!
Phil Latio: It looks like that might be the case Don!
Blade's theme song fades as he gets to the table, and sits down next to Phil. So the table is in the order, Blade, Phil, Don, and then Beno. Blade with a smile on his face, Don shaking his head and Beno is just Beno. His expression hasn't changed.
Phil Latio: Ladies and gentlem-
Don Chuckles: Of cut the ass kissing Phil, everyone knows who he is!
Blade LaVigne: Nice to see you Don! If you don't mind, I'm just going to be out here to watch this opening match.
Beno: Don't mind Chuckles Blade, nice to see ya.
Blade LaVigne: You too Beno. But I'm just out here as a spectator. So you three can just continue doing what you need to do.
Match One: Dominic Reynolds vs Kensuke Marifuji Jr
Suddenly pitch blackness covers the arena as the lights go out.
The opening guitar strokes of Rising Sun fill the arena with an electricity as the crowd eagerly waits for Marifuji.
Strobe lights filled with green and white lighting pepper the stage and fans with their luminescent beauty. After a couple seconds MARIFUJI slowly fades into the titantron in green lettering. Suddenly the strobe lights stop, a spotlight hits the stage, illuminating a kneeling Marifuji. Kensuke, hand pressed against fist, slowly moves his arms out to his side, rising into the air. Kensuke is wearing a hooded coat, jet black, a green belt tied at the waist with Marijuji glittering in the light of the spotlight on the back.
Steve Cruise: This opening match is for one fall...Coming down to the ring, first, in his debut match...Weighing 211lbs, from Asahi, Japan...The Master of the Kick.....KENSUUUUUKE MAAARIFUJI JR!!!!!!!!
He is wearing green kickpads with black vale tudo shorts, prodigy in white rimmed with green trim across the back. He rises ok to his feet, scanning the crowd in attendance. Slowly he makes his way to the ring, high fiving fans along the railing before he jumps on the apron of the ring. Kneeling on one knee Marifuji lowers his head in a sort of prayer. He flips over the top rope in to the ring, falling to one knee in the center he rips down the hood revealing his blonde hair. Kensuke raises his hands as if praising the gods in the sky.
Kensuke gets up and waits for his opponent in the corner, disrobing the coat.
Phil Latio: What an entrance by the new comer, Kensuke Marifuji!
Don Chuckles: What are we reviewing entrances now?
Beno: No, but we got to see how he reacts in front of a Thy WWE crowd. That's important. He looks confident, let's see if his confidence can translate to the ring.
Suddenly, "Bleed It Out" by Linkin Park begins to play from the P.A system. The fans give off mix reactions as Dominic Reynolds comes walking onto the stage.
Reynolds' eyes are locked on his opponent but he also realized that Blade is at ringside and that gets him mouthing some words. He clearly doesn't like the situation.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent...From New York, New York...Weighing in at 225lbs...DOOOOOMINIC REYYYYNNOLDS!!!
Shaking his head, Reynolds gets to the ring and rolls into it. We see Blade who's eyes are glued on Reynolds. Blade still looks calm though. Just watching.
Phil Latio: I can feel some tension already Don!
Don Chuckle: That might've been my fart, sorry.
Beno can be seen covering his nose, with a look of disgust on his face as Don gives off a small chuckle.
Reynolds is across from Kensuke as his theme song fades. Still at times glancing over at Blade. The referee calls for the bell to start the match.
DING DING DING
Kensuke quickly runs at Reynolds but Dominic drops and rolls out of the ring. The fans begin to boo. Reynolds mouths the words, "On my time." With a smirk on his face, he begins to walk around the ring. Reynolds looks over at Blade for just a split second.
Suddenly, Kensuke runs out of the ring and nails Reynolds with a clothesline.
The fans cheer.
Phil Latio: That's more like it, here we go!
Kensuke picks up Reynolds and quickly throws him back into the ring. Kensuke goes to slide into the ring but Reynolds gets up and begins to stop on the back of Kensuke! Reynolds drops down with an elbow onto Kensuke and rolls back onto his feet. Reynolds picks up the newcomer but Kensuke pushes him off and into the ropes, Reynolds bounces off and comes back towards Kensuke but Kensuke connects with a single leg dropkick!
This doesn't knock Reynolds down but Reynolds falls back into the ropes. Reynolds comes back and Kensuke kicks him in the mid-section and connects with a quick but impactful fisherman suplex! Kensuke bridges and goes for the pin.
The referee begins to count.
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Phil Latio: I don't think Dominic expected this from the newcomer!
Don Chuckles: No one did, we knew and still know very little about him!
Beno: Not going to lie, so far I'm impressed! Going to take more to keep Reynolds down though.
Kensuke picks Reynolds up by his hair. And SMACK! Kensuke with a strong style chop right across the chest of Reynolds!
Phil Latio: That one hurt me Don!
Don Chuckles: Don't lie.
SMACK! A second strong style chop. Reynolds reacts by grabs at his chest. Kensuke goes for a third chop but nope, Reynolds grabs the arm of Kensuke and then BAM! Hits Kensuke with a headbutt. Kensuke backs off and Reynolds tries to catch his breath. He doesn't have long as Kensuke runs at him but Reynolds throws a knee into the stomach of Kensuke and hits a quick DDT! Reynolds rolls Kensuke over and goes for the cover.
The referee begins to count!
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Phil Latio: A close one right there!
Beno: Sometimes you can catch an opponent off guard with a quick cover like that! Smart thinking by Reynolds.
Reynolds is upset. Smacks the mat with his hand. He begins to argue with the referee that it was a three count as he gets back to his feet. Reynolds looks at Blade and Blade just shakes his head and puts up two fingers as a friendly taunt. Reynolds begins to walk around the ring as he waits for Kensuke. Still from time to time, glancing over at Blade but trying hard to keep his focus on the match.
Phil Latio: Blade, you being here is really throwing Reynolds off it seems.
Blade doesn't respond. Just continues to watch.
Reynolds finally picks up Kensuke by his hair, turns him around and grabs him from behind, looking for a German but nope, Kensuke throws an elbow and connects to the head of Reynolds. Reynolds releases the hold and out of nowhere, Marifuji jumps and connects with a enziguri! Reynolds stumbles backwards. Reynolds hits the ropes and comes back towards Kensuke. Kensuke goes for a clothesline but Reynolds ducks under and connects with a neckbreaker!
Don Chuckles: What a sequence of events!
Phil Latio: It went from a German suplex attempt, to a jumping enziguri, to a missed clothesline into a neckbreaker!
Beno: Both of these superstars want this win for sure!
Reynolds jumps onto Kensuke for the cover!
The referee begins to count!
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KICKOUT!
Phil Latio: Whoa! I thought it was over for sure!
Beno: This Kensuke Marifuji character is opening up eyes for sure!
Reynolds can not believe it! He smacks the mat once again. This time gets in the face of the referee! Reynolds is swearing that it was a three count. Yelling at the referee to count faster. That he should be fired! Even calling the referee stupid!
This is when we see Blade get up from his chair.
Blade LaVigne: I have to get ready for my match guys. Have fun.
Blade drops the headset on the table. This gets Reynolds attention. Reynolds walks up to the ropes. Yelling at Blade.
Dominic Reynolds: What do you think you are doing?
Blade just ignores him and continues to walk around the ring. Reynolds is falling but still inside the ring. Blade makes it to the ramp and Reynolds continues to watch Blade. Reynolds turns around and out of nowhere BAM! Kensuke with a Superkick! Reynolds hits the ropes, come back and gets kicked in the mid-section. Marifuji picks up Reynolds and comes crashing down with his finishing move, Marifuji's Prophecy! A Styles Clash type move!
Kensuke with the cover! The referee counts!
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Don Chuckles: Come on, kick out!
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Phil Latio: It's over!
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THREE!!!!
DING DING DING
Phil Latio: My gosh! He did it! Kensuke Marifuji gets the victory!
Don Chuckles: Not fair Phil! Blade distracted Reynolds the whole time!
Beno: Oh shut up Don! Blade didn't do anything! Reynolds just couldn't stay focus and take advantage of the situation!
WINNER OF THE MATCH: KENSUKE MARIFUJI!
Steve Cruise: Aaaand your winner....by pinfall.....KENSUUUUUUKEE MAAAARIFUUUJII!!!!!!!!!
Kensuke rolls out of the ring as his theme song begins to play and the crowd begins to cheer for the newcomer! Winning his debut match here in Thy WWE! Reynolds can't believe it. In the ring, on his knees, holding the back of his head, Reynolds is furious. He's so pissed. Smacking the mat! Reynolds just stares towards the stage as Kensuke is outside the ring celebrating!
Phil Latio: What an impressive showing by both superstars but definitely for Kensuke Marifuji, winning his debut match here on Thy WWE! Over a well known veteran!
Beno: It's time for a commercial break though! We will be right back! Don't change the channel!
RAW goes to a commercial break.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
RAW comes back from the commercial break as small chant starts to form at ringside...
RUMP! RUMP! RUMP! RUMP!
Match Two: Captain Rump vs Xavier Oden
"Ass Man" fills the arena as Captain Rump's titantron appears on the stage. Rump makes his way out from the backstage area and into the arena.
Don Chuckles: Oh no! Not this guy again!
Various clips appear across the stage showing some of Rump's previous matches as well as various climbs of Rump delivering his signature Dreaded Stinkface to various competitors. Captain Rump stands proudly at the entrance wearing his usual attire. Rump's cape wraps around his neck and hangs down a few inches away from the floor.
Steve Cruise: This match is for one fall! First, weighing in at 385lbs...From Venice Beach, California...CAPTAAAAIN RUUUUMP!!!!
Captain Rump takes a quick second to turn himself around and shake his massive rump to the fans for a few seconds. Rump soaks in the crowd's energy as he makes his way down to the ring. The masked wrestler slides into the ring and walks directly toward the center. He removes his cape and drapes it over the nearby corner turnbuckle. Rump waits for his opponent.
Don Chuckles: He's so disgusting! Just look at him! I can't believe Vince decided to keep him!
Phil Latio: Well, he did win his debut match! In impressive fashion I must add!
Suddenly, Hero by Skillet begins to blare throughout the arena from the PA system as the fans begin to boo as "The Killer" comes walking out onto the stage.
I need a hero to save me now
I need a hero (save me now)
I need a hero to save my life
A hero'll save me (just in time)
Xavier Oden looks around the arena and cocks a grin as he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent...Weighing in at 220lbs...From Seattle, Washington...XAVIER ODEN!!!
Xavier rushes to the ring springing up onto the apron, then whipping his feet before stepping through the ropes. He climbs over to the turnbuckle to cross* his arms in an 'X' form before shouting.
"I don't need you...You need me...You're welcome!'
Oden’s theme song fades as he turns his focus onto Captain Rump. The referee calls for the bell to start the match.
DING DING DING
Phil Latio: This ought to be an... interesting battle.
Don Chuckles: What has wrestling come too....
Beno: I won't lie, I'm actually interested to see this bout. I can't imagine Oden would put up with any of Rump's BS.
Xavier and Rump begin walking in a circle, across from each other; Oden looks focused and angry, Rump's face is unreadable under his mask. Oden slowly raises his hand toward Rump, who reciprocates.
Beno: Smart of Oden to go for a test of strength here-
Just as their hands are about to touch, Rump retracts his hand and starts dancing. Xavier swears audibly as the crowd laughs at Rump. Xavier spits on the mat, and bounces off of the ropes, smashing Rump in the back of the head with a forearm.
Don Chuckles: Doing the Lord's work, Xavier.
Phil Latio: Xavier clearly doesn't have any time for Rump's antics!
Oden flips off the crowd as they boo him, and he starts stomping on Rump, who can only attempt to crawl away. Xavier grabs Rump's right leg, picks it up and drives it into the mat- and then he stomps right on Rump's leg!
Don Chuckles: HAHAHAHA! He won't be dancing much now!
Xavier leaps into the air and stomps on Rump's right leg again for good measure. Rump screams in pain and manages to crawl to the bottom rope. The ref steps in, causing separation between the two. Xavier smiles and fakes a limp, mocking Rump. The crowd boos. Rump is struggling to his foot, his right leg clearly causing him some trouble.
Xavier comes out of nowhere with a punt kick, kicking Rump's right leg out from under him and dropping him to the ground! Rump writhes on the mat in pain as Xavier laughs.
Phil Latio: The Killer continues to mock his victim!
Xavier lifts Rump up, bringing him to his feet, and kicks him in the gut- Oden lifts him up and drops him down with a piledriver!
Xavier covers the eccentric superstar!
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KICKOUT!
Rump gets the shoulder up!!
Xavier looks shocked, arguing with the ref loudly. He runs his hand through his hair, thinking of his next move. Sneering, Oden lifts Rump up a little, backing up into the corner. Rump stirs slightly- and Oden takes a run at him! Rump notices in the final second, and in a totally surprising reversal, ducks the knee, and catches Oden's leg! Oden falls to the ground stomach first, and Rump stands triumphant, locking in an ankle lock! The crowd explodes with cheers!
Don Chuckles: WHAT?!?!?
Beno: An ankle lock! Rump has that locked in tight! Can you imagine if Xavier taps out?
Oden reaches for the rope, but Rump walks backwards, dragging Oden to the center of the ring! The crowd is chanting loudly!
RUMP!
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RUMP!
RUMP!
Oden screams as Rump puts on more pressure! The ref is asking Oden if he wants to give up, but Oden refuses, every ounce of energy in his body devoted to staving off the pain!
Phil Latio: Xavier might tap out!
Xavier is about to tap, his arm raising up...Xavier tucks and rolls, picking Rump's injured right out from under him! Rump falls forward, Xavier locking in a kneebar! Now Rump is screaming in agony, his leg almost giving in to the pressure. Rump stretches to get to the rope, stretching as far as he can. Rump clenches his teeth, digging his hands into the mat and managing to drag himself and Oden forward just one inch- but it's enough-
RUMP GRABS THE ROPE!
Xavier is forced to break the hold, and he punches the mat in frustration, yelling obscenities.
Beno: Oden might be at his wit's end- Rump just won't go down!
Oden lifts Rump up- but Rump yells, stretching his fist back- and punching Oden right in the mouth! Oden stumbles back, surprised, and gets another punch to the face! Rump backs him up into the corner, raining down punches on him!
Phil Latio: Oden isn't expecting this fury, this rage!
Oden drops down into a seated position on the mat! Rump backs up- and points at the seated and dazed Oden! The crowd catches on, and Rump runs at Oden, smashing him in the face with his huge ass! Then he proceeds to give Oden the dreaded Stinkface! When Rump is done humiliating Xavier, Rump drags him flat on the mat, then climbs the turnbuckles. Rump bounces on the turnbuckle for a second, before jumping off-
Xavier moves!
Beno: The ASSault failed!
Rump is in pain, and Xavier bounces off of the ropes, smashing Rump with a running knee strike! Xavier goes for a pin!
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THREE!!!
DING DING DING
Don Chuckles: Good shit! No one needed another Rump victory! Ugh!
Phil Latio: Fun match never the less!
WINNER OF THE MATCH: XAVIER ODEN!
Steve Cruise: And the winner of the match...XAAAAVIEERRR OOOODEN!!!!!
Xavier Oden doesn't even celebrate, just rolls out of the ring, swearing and trying to wipe god knows what off of his face.
Rump slowly gets up, and as the boos for Oden subside, the crowd begins clapping and cheering for Captain Rump. He looks around the at the crowd, visibly appreciative of the audience's appreciation. His theme comes on, and he begins dancing, the crowd cheering even louder for him!
Someone slides in the ring behind him, and Steve Blackman comes up, whacking him in the head with a kendo stick!
Phil Latio: What in the world?!
Don Chuckles: Steve Blackman to the rescue!
The crowd erupts in boos and Rump goes down!
Blackman begins beating him over and over with the kendo stick! It breaks, and Blackman tosses it out of the ring. He grabs Rump's head, locking in a dragon sleeper! Rump can be heard screaming in pain! Refs and agents run down to the ring, yelling at Blackman to stop and trying to physically break the hold, but Blackman's grip is strong, he's fueled by pure hatred!
Blackman finally lets go of Rump, who lays on the mat, unmoving. Blackman spits on Rump's unconscious body, screaming.
"YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS RING!"
Blackman screams as he exits the ring, while refs and agents attempt to help Rump up. RAW goes to commercial break!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
RAW 164 RESULTS
Live From: Zénith Arena de Lille, Lille, France
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SHOW BEGINS
RAW 164 opens up with it's theme song and pyros shooting from the stage.
The crowd is loud in the Zénith Arena de Lille, as Thy WWE finds itself in Lille, France for the 164th episode of RAW! The camera pans around the arena as Thy WWE's theme song fades and we see the commentating team of Phil Latio, Don Chuckles, and former Thy WWE Champion, Beno! Phil Latio is the first to speak!
Phil Latio: Welcome to RAW 164 on a Thursday night! I'm Phil Latio and next to me is none other than Don Chuckles and Beno! And we have a fun show for all of you here and watching around the world! The card for this show is stacked for sure!
Beno: For sure Phil! From two new comers, to two time Thy WWE Champion in Blade LaVigne and to our main event where we will see a great tag team match for sure! Troy Motor and Luke Harper will take on Triana and current Thy WWE champion, Joey Bastard! But enough about that, let's get to our first match!
Phil Latio: Dominic Reynolds will be in action against newcomer, Kensuke Marifuji Jr! Hopefully I said that correctly!
Don Chuckles: Oh let's shut up and get to the action already!
Suddenly, Bleed for Me by Saliva begins to play as the crowd gives off a huge pop!
Blade "The Future" LaVigne runs out onto the stage with a smile on his face!
Phil Latio: Look at who it is! It's Blade LaVigne!
Don Chuckles: What is he doing out here?
Blade makes his way down the ramp, Blade is wearing blue jeans and a black Thy WWE t-shirt. Blade makes it to the ring but inside of entering, he walks towards the commentating table.
Don Chuckles: He better not join us!
Phil Latio: It looks like that might be the case Don!
Blade's theme song fades as he gets to the table, and sits down next to Phil. So the table is in the order, Blade, Phil, Don, and then Beno. Blade with a smile on his face, Don shaking his head and Beno is just Beno. His expression hasn't changed.
Phil Latio: Ladies and gentlem-
Don Chuckles: Of cut the ass kissing Phil, everyone knows who he is!
Blade LaVigne: Nice to see you Don! If you don't mind, I'm just going to be out here to watch this opening match.
Beno: Don't mind Chuckles Blade, nice to see ya.
Blade LaVigne: You too Beno. But I'm just out here as a spectator. So you three can just continue doing what you need to do.
Match One: Dominic Reynolds vs Kensuke Marifuji Jr
Suddenly pitch blackness covers the arena as the lights go out.
The opening guitar strokes of Rising Sun fill the arena with an electricity as the crowd eagerly waits for Marifuji.
Strobe lights filled with green and white lighting pepper the stage and fans with their luminescent beauty. After a couple seconds MARIFUJI slowly fades into the titantron in green lettering. Suddenly the strobe lights stop, a spotlight hits the stage, illuminating a kneeling Marifuji. Kensuke, hand pressed against fist, slowly moves his arms out to his side, rising into the air. Kensuke is wearing a hooded coat, jet black, a green belt tied at the waist with Marijuji glittering in the light of the spotlight on the back.
Steve Cruise: This opening match is for one fall...Coming down to the ring, first, in his debut match...Weighing 211lbs, from Asahi, Japan...The Master of the Kick.....KENSUUUUUKE MAAARIFUJI JR!!!!!!!!
He is wearing green kickpads with black vale tudo shorts, prodigy in white rimmed with green trim across the back. He rises ok to his feet, scanning the crowd in attendance. Slowly he makes his way to the ring, high fiving fans along the railing before he jumps on the apron of the ring. Kneeling on one knee Marifuji lowers his head in a sort of prayer. He flips over the top rope in to the ring, falling to one knee in the center he rips down the hood revealing his blonde hair. Kensuke raises his hands as if praising the gods in the sky.
Kensuke gets up and waits for his opponent in the corner, disrobing the coat.
Phil Latio: What an entrance by the new comer, Kensuke Marifuji!
Don Chuckles: What are we reviewing entrances now?
Beno: No, but we got to see how he reacts in front of a Thy WWE crowd. That's important. He looks confident, let's see if his confidence can translate to the ring.
Suddenly, "Bleed It Out" by Linkin Park begins to play from the P.A system. The fans give off mix reactions as Dominic Reynolds comes walking onto the stage.
Reynolds' eyes are locked on his opponent but he also realized that Blade is at ringside and that gets him mouthing some words. He clearly doesn't like the situation.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent...From New York, New York...Weighing in at 225lbs...DOOOOOMINIC REYYYYNNOLDS!!!
Shaking his head, Reynolds gets to the ring and rolls into it. We see Blade who's eyes are glued on Reynolds. Blade still looks calm though. Just watching.
Phil Latio: I can feel some tension already Don!
Don Chuckle: That might've been my fart, sorry.
Beno can be seen covering his nose, with a look of disgust on his face as Don gives off a small chuckle.
Reynolds is across from Kensuke as his theme song fades. Still at times glancing over at Blade. The referee calls for the bell to start the match.
DING DING DING
Kensuke quickly runs at Reynolds but Dominic drops and rolls out of the ring. The fans begin to boo. Reynolds mouths the words, "On my time." With a smirk on his face, he begins to walk around the ring. Reynolds looks over at Blade for just a split second.
Suddenly, Kensuke runs out of the ring and nails Reynolds with a clothesline.
The fans cheer.
Phil Latio: That's more like it, here we go!
Kensuke picks up Reynolds and quickly throws him back into the ring. Kensuke goes to slide into the ring but Reynolds gets up and begins to stop on the back of Kensuke! Reynolds drops down with an elbow onto Kensuke and rolls back onto his feet. Reynolds picks up the newcomer but Kensuke pushes him off and into the ropes, Reynolds bounces off and comes back towards Kensuke but Kensuke connects with a single leg dropkick!
This doesn't knock Reynolds down but Reynolds falls back into the ropes. Reynolds comes back and Kensuke kicks him in the mid-section and connects with a quick but impactful fisherman suplex! Kensuke bridges and goes for the pin.
The referee begins to count.
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Phil Latio: I don't think Dominic expected this from the newcomer!
Don Chuckles: No one did, we knew and still know very little about him!
Beno: Not going to lie, so far I'm impressed! Going to take more to keep Reynolds down though.
Kensuke picks Reynolds up by his hair. And SMACK! Kensuke with a strong style chop right across the chest of Reynolds!
Phil Latio: That one hurt me Don!
Don Chuckles: Don't lie.
SMACK! A second strong style chop. Reynolds reacts by grabs at his chest. Kensuke goes for a third chop but nope, Reynolds grabs the arm of Kensuke and then BAM! Hits Kensuke with a headbutt. Kensuke backs off and Reynolds tries to catch his breath. He doesn't have long as Kensuke runs at him but Reynolds throws a knee into the stomach of Kensuke and hits a quick DDT! Reynolds rolls Kensuke over and goes for the cover.
The referee begins to count!
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Phil Latio: A close one right there!
Beno: Sometimes you can catch an opponent off guard with a quick cover like that! Smart thinking by Reynolds.
Reynolds is upset. Smacks the mat with his hand. He begins to argue with the referee that it was a three count as he gets back to his feet. Reynolds looks at Blade and Blade just shakes his head and puts up two fingers as a friendly taunt. Reynolds begins to walk around the ring as he waits for Kensuke. Still from time to time, glancing over at Blade but trying hard to keep his focus on the match.
Phil Latio: Blade, you being here is really throwing Reynolds off it seems.
Blade doesn't respond. Just continues to watch.
Reynolds finally picks up Kensuke by his hair, turns him around and grabs him from behind, looking for a German but nope, Kensuke throws an elbow and connects to the head of Reynolds. Reynolds releases the hold and out of nowhere, Marifuji jumps and connects with a enziguri! Reynolds stumbles backwards. Reynolds hits the ropes and comes back towards Kensuke. Kensuke goes for a clothesline but Reynolds ducks under and connects with a neckbreaker!
Don Chuckles: What a sequence of events!
Phil Latio: It went from a German suplex attempt, to a jumping enziguri, to a missed clothesline into a neckbreaker!
Beno: Both of these superstars want this win for sure!
Reynolds jumps onto Kensuke for the cover!
The referee begins to count!
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KICKOUT!
Phil Latio: Whoa! I thought it was over for sure!
Beno: This Kensuke Marifuji character is opening up eyes for sure!
Reynolds can not believe it! He smacks the mat once again. This time gets in the face of the referee! Reynolds is swearing that it was a three count. Yelling at the referee to count faster. That he should be fired! Even calling the referee stupid!
This is when we see Blade get up from his chair.
Blade LaVigne: I have to get ready for my match guys. Have fun.
Blade drops the headset on the table. This gets Reynolds attention. Reynolds walks up to the ropes. Yelling at Blade.
Dominic Reynolds: What do you think you are doing?
Blade just ignores him and continues to walk around the ring. Reynolds is falling but still inside the ring. Blade makes it to the ramp and Reynolds continues to watch Blade. Reynolds turns around and out of nowhere BAM! Kensuke with a Superkick! Reynolds hits the ropes, come back and gets kicked in the mid-section. Marifuji picks up Reynolds and comes crashing down with his finishing move, Marifuji's Prophecy! A Styles Clash type move!
Kensuke with the cover! The referee counts!
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Don Chuckles: Come on, kick out!
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Phil Latio: It's over!
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THREE!!!!
DING DING DING
Phil Latio: My gosh! He did it! Kensuke Marifuji gets the victory!
Don Chuckles: Not fair Phil! Blade distracted Reynolds the whole time!
Beno: Oh shut up Don! Blade didn't do anything! Reynolds just couldn't stay focus and take advantage of the situation!
WINNER OF THE MATCH: KENSUKE MARIFUJI!
Steve Cruise: Aaaand your winner....by pinfall.....KENSUUUUUUKEE MAAAARIFUUUJII!!!!!!!!!
Kensuke rolls out of the ring as his theme song begins to play and the crowd begins to cheer for the newcomer! Winning his debut match here in Thy WWE! Reynolds can't believe it. In the ring, on his knees, holding the back of his head, Reynolds is furious. He's so pissed. Smacking the mat! Reynolds just stares towards the stage as Kensuke is outside the ring celebrating!
Phil Latio: What an impressive showing by both superstars but definitely for Kensuke Marifuji, winning his debut match here on Thy WWE! Over a well known veteran!
Beno: It's time for a commercial break though! We will be right back! Don't change the channel!
RAW goes to a commercial break.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
RAW comes back from the commercial break as small chant starts to form at ringside...
RUMP! RUMP! RUMP! RUMP!
Match Two: Captain Rump vs Xavier Oden
"Ass Man" fills the arena as Captain Rump's titantron appears on the stage. Rump makes his way out from the backstage area and into the arena.
Don Chuckles: Oh no! Not this guy again!
Various clips appear across the stage showing some of Rump's previous matches as well as various climbs of Rump delivering his signature Dreaded Stinkface to various competitors. Captain Rump stands proudly at the entrance wearing his usual attire. Rump's cape wraps around his neck and hangs down a few inches away from the floor.
Steve Cruise: This match is for one fall! First, weighing in at 385lbs...From Venice Beach, California...CAPTAAAAIN RUUUUMP!!!!
Captain Rump takes a quick second to turn himself around and shake his massive rump to the fans for a few seconds. Rump soaks in the crowd's energy as he makes his way down to the ring. The masked wrestler slides into the ring and walks directly toward the center. He removes his cape and drapes it over the nearby corner turnbuckle. Rump waits for his opponent.
Don Chuckles: He's so disgusting! Just look at him! I can't believe Vince decided to keep him!
Phil Latio: Well, he did win his debut match! In impressive fashion I must add!
Suddenly, Hero by Skillet begins to blare throughout the arena from the PA system as the fans begin to boo as "The Killer" comes walking out onto the stage.
I need a hero to save me now
I need a hero (save me now)
I need a hero to save my life
A hero'll save me (just in time)
Xavier Oden looks around the arena and cocks a grin as he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent...Weighing in at 220lbs...From Seattle, Washington...XAVIER ODEN!!!
Xavier rushes to the ring springing up onto the apron, then whipping his feet before stepping through the ropes. He climbs over to the turnbuckle to cross* his arms in an 'X' form before shouting.
"I don't need you...You need me...You're welcome!'
Oden’s theme song fades as he turns his focus onto Captain Rump. The referee calls for the bell to start the match.
DING DING DING
Phil Latio: This ought to be an... interesting battle.
Don Chuckles: What has wrestling come too....
Beno: I won't lie, I'm actually interested to see this bout. I can't imagine Oden would put up with any of Rump's BS.
Xavier and Rump begin walking in a circle, across from each other; Oden looks focused and angry, Rump's face is unreadable under his mask. Oden slowly raises his hand toward Rump, who reciprocates.
Beno: Smart of Oden to go for a test of strength here-
Just as their hands are about to touch, Rump retracts his hand and starts dancing. Xavier swears audibly as the crowd laughs at Rump. Xavier spits on the mat, and bounces off of the ropes, smashing Rump in the back of the head with a forearm.
Don Chuckles: Doing the Lord's work, Xavier.
Phil Latio: Xavier clearly doesn't have any time for Rump's antics!
Oden flips off the crowd as they boo him, and he starts stomping on Rump, who can only attempt to crawl away. Xavier grabs Rump's right leg, picks it up and drives it into the mat- and then he stomps right on Rump's leg!
Don Chuckles: HAHAHAHA! He won't be dancing much now!
Xavier leaps into the air and stomps on Rump's right leg again for good measure. Rump screams in pain and manages to crawl to the bottom rope. The ref steps in, causing separation between the two. Xavier smiles and fakes a limp, mocking Rump. The crowd boos. Rump is struggling to his foot, his right leg clearly causing him some trouble.
Xavier comes out of nowhere with a punt kick, kicking Rump's right leg out from under him and dropping him to the ground! Rump writhes on the mat in pain as Xavier laughs.
Phil Latio: The Killer continues to mock his victim!
Xavier lifts Rump up, bringing him to his feet, and kicks him in the gut- Oden lifts him up and drops him down with a piledriver!
Xavier covers the eccentric superstar!
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KICKOUT!
Rump gets the shoulder up!!
Xavier looks shocked, arguing with the ref loudly. He runs his hand through his hair, thinking of his next move. Sneering, Oden lifts Rump up a little, backing up into the corner. Rump stirs slightly- and Oden takes a run at him! Rump notices in the final second, and in a totally surprising reversal, ducks the knee, and catches Oden's leg! Oden falls to the ground stomach first, and Rump stands triumphant, locking in an ankle lock! The crowd explodes with cheers!
Don Chuckles: WHAT?!?!?
Beno: An ankle lock! Rump has that locked in tight! Can you imagine if Xavier taps out?
Oden reaches for the rope, but Rump walks backwards, dragging Oden to the center of the ring! The crowd is chanting loudly!
RUMP!
RUMP!
RUMP!
RUMP!
Oden screams as Rump puts on more pressure! The ref is asking Oden if he wants to give up, but Oden refuses, every ounce of energy in his body devoted to staving off the pain!
Phil Latio: Xavier might tap out!
Xavier is about to tap, his arm raising up...Xavier tucks and rolls, picking Rump's injured right out from under him! Rump falls forward, Xavier locking in a kneebar! Now Rump is screaming in agony, his leg almost giving in to the pressure. Rump stretches to get to the rope, stretching as far as he can. Rump clenches his teeth, digging his hands into the mat and managing to drag himself and Oden forward just one inch- but it's enough-
RUMP GRABS THE ROPE!
Xavier is forced to break the hold, and he punches the mat in frustration, yelling obscenities.
Beno: Oden might be at his wit's end- Rump just won't go down!
Oden lifts Rump up- but Rump yells, stretching his fist back- and punching Oden right in the mouth! Oden stumbles back, surprised, and gets another punch to the face! Rump backs him up into the corner, raining down punches on him!
Phil Latio: Oden isn't expecting this fury, this rage!
Oden drops down into a seated position on the mat! Rump backs up- and points at the seated and dazed Oden! The crowd catches on, and Rump runs at Oden, smashing him in the face with his huge ass! Then he proceeds to give Oden the dreaded Stinkface! When Rump is done humiliating Xavier, Rump drags him flat on the mat, then climbs the turnbuckles. Rump bounces on the turnbuckle for a second, before jumping off-
Xavier moves!
Beno: The ASSault failed!
Rump is in pain, and Xavier bounces off of the ropes, smashing Rump with a running knee strike! Xavier goes for a pin!
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THREE!!!
DING DING DING
Don Chuckles: Good shit! No one needed another Rump victory! Ugh!
Phil Latio: Fun match never the less!
WINNER OF THE MATCH: XAVIER ODEN!
Steve Cruise: And the winner of the match...XAAAAVIEERRR OOOODEN!!!!!
Xavier Oden doesn't even celebrate, just rolls out of the ring, swearing and trying to wipe god knows what off of his face.
Rump slowly gets up, and as the boos for Oden subside, the crowd begins clapping and cheering for Captain Rump. He looks around the at the crowd, visibly appreciative of the audience's appreciation. His theme comes on, and he begins dancing, the crowd cheering even louder for him!
Someone slides in the ring behind him, and Steve Blackman comes up, whacking him in the head with a kendo stick!
Phil Latio: What in the world?!
Don Chuckles: Steve Blackman to the rescue!
The crowd erupts in boos and Rump goes down!
Blackman begins beating him over and over with the kendo stick! It breaks, and Blackman tosses it out of the ring. He grabs Rump's head, locking in a dragon sleeper! Rump can be heard screaming in pain! Refs and agents run down to the ring, yelling at Blackman to stop and trying to physically break the hold, but Blackman's grip is strong, he's fueled by pure hatred!
Blackman finally lets go of Rump, who lays on the mat, unmoving. Blackman spits on Rump's unconscious body, screaming.
"YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS RING!"
Blackman screams as he exits the ring, while refs and agents attempt to help Rump up. RAW goes to commercial break!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: Welcome back everyone! Up next we have another new comer of Matt Sydal and he's going to take on none other than former 2-time Thy WWE Champion, Blade LaVigne!
Beno: If Sydal can somehow win and beat Blade tonight, that'd be huge! You can't get a bigger opportunity in your debut match!
Don Chuckles: As much as I dislike Blade, I have to agree with you guys here. Sydal has a golden opportunity here tonight! Better make it count.
Match Three: Blade "The Future" LaVigne vs Matt Sydal
"Bleed for Me" by Saliva begins to play from the PA System. Blade hesitates for a moment before walking into view.
Blade cocks a smirk and walks onto the stage. He stands on the stage, taking it all in as the fans begin to cheer for the former champion.
Blade cocks a smirk and walks onto the stage. He stands on the stage, taking it all in as the fans begin to cheer for the former champion.
Steve Cruise: And his partner, weighing in at 255lbs....From Gladstone, Michigan.....THE FUTURE.......BLAAAADDDEEEE LAAAAAVVVVIIIGGGGGGNNNNEEE!!!!
Blade makes his way down the ramp, high fiving the fans on his down. Blade makes it to the ring and slides in. Blade walks right past Matt Sydal, Blade walks to the turnbuckle and hops onto it. Blade throws his arms up into the air as the fans begin to cheer!
Blade's theme song fades as he drops down and walks to the opposite corner. The referee calls for the bell to start the match.
DING DING DING
Out of nowhere, Sydal rushes Blade but BOOM, Blade drops him with a clothesline from hell. Blade standing over Sydal. Blade picks him up with irish whips him to the ropes. Sydal hits the ropes, runs back at Blade and Blade catches him with standing drop kick. Sydal hits the mat as Blade hops back up as the crowd gives off a small pop as they haven't seen Blade hit a dropkick like that in a long time.
Phil Latio: Blade is sneaky athletic folks! Don't let his 6'6 frame fool ya!
Blade jumps to his feet, and picks Sydal up. Blade throws a knee into the stomach of Sydal and then quickly hits a snap suplex! Sydal grabs at his back as Blade gets to his feet once again. Sydal is on his knees down and hands. Blade allows Sydal to get to his feet on his own this time. But Blade notices that Sydal is just stumbling and can barely stay on his feet. Like all the wind was knocked out of him from that suplex.
Don Chuckles: Ugh, as much as I dislike Blade, just finish this damn match already!
Shaking his head, Blade just walks up to Sydal. Kicks him in the midsection, setting him up for a Sit-Down Powerbomb as the fans begin to get loud as suddenly, Dominic Reynolds' theme song begins to play as the crowd begin to get louder. But with boos more than cheers.
Phil Latio: That's Reynolds music! This can't end well!
Don Chuckles: Finally something worth my time! Here we go! Time for Reynolds to get his payback from early!
All heads are focused on the stage, Blade's also. But nothing. No Dominic Reynolds. Inside the ring, Blade ignores it, shakes his head and chuckles. Blade picks Sydal up over his head and BAM! Crashes down with his finishing Sit-Down Powerbomb!
Blade hooks the legs of Sydal as Reynolds theme song fades and the referee begins to count!
Blade hooks the legs of Sydal as Reynolds theme song fades and the referee begins to count!
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THREE!
DING DING DING!
Steve Cruise: And the winner of the match.....THE FUTURE.....BLADE LAVIGNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blade rolls up onto his feet as Bleed For Me by Saliva starts to play again as Blade hits his chest and raises his arms up into the air. Blade then leaves the ring and begins to walk up the ramp! Blade gets to the stage and exits begin the curtain.
Winner of the Match: Blade LaVigne
Phil Latio: Well there we go! Blade gets the victory. Reynold's mind games didn't work this time!
Don Chuckles: Yeah yeah yeah, let's go to the commercial break!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: What a wild night we've had so far, folks. But, now it's time for our main event!
Don Chuckles: Joey the Bastard and Triana are reunited at last!
Beno: Yeah, but Joseph hasn't been the same since he was destroyed at Supremacy. Something is missing from him. He's not the same Bastard that I know. Now, he seems like he's just Joey the Man. The Bastard seems to gone.
Phil Latio: I can see what you're saying Beno. And, the Wyatts seem to stronger than ever. Triana may have bitten off more than she can chew by accepting The Bastard as her partner tonight.
Don Chuckles: Triana doesn't even need a partner to take down Luke Harper and Troy Motor tonight. But, with Bray Wyatt sure to be at ringside, it's nice to have an insurance policy like The Bastard watching your back.
Beno: It's a mistake, Chuckles. I'm telling you. Joseph is a broken man. Fractured, if you will. The way I see it, The Bastard is missing in action. And, with that huge Title match coming up at Justice 4 Some?
Phil Latio: Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves, guys. We still need to get through tonight!
Main Event: Triana and Joey the Bastard vs Troy Motor and Luke Harper
The crowd goes in to an eerie silence as Bray Wyatt and his followers emerge from the back. The arena fills with the lights of cell phones as Bray leads Troy Motor and Luke Harper down the ramp with his lantern guiding the path through the darkness. Bray enters the ring while Troy and Harper slide in. Bray holds the lantern to his face then blows it out as the lights come back on. The crowd, seemingly out of their trance, begin to boo the three men as Bray laughs with a grin on his face. Harper looks around the arena, wide-eyed, as Troy Motor stares at Bray Wyatt with a look of complete obedience.
Phil Latio: Troy Motor looks as if he's awaiting instructions from Bray Wyatt.
Beno: What the hell happened to you, Troy?
Don Chuckles: I'll tell you what happened, Troy Motor is a reject. That's what happened to him! Every group he's been in, they booted him out, and now he's with this band of total rejects. Luke Harper is a damn freak, and him and Troy Motor are lapping up Wyatt's Kool-Aid just looking for a place to belong!
Beno: I can't say that I disagree, Chuckles. For once.
Phil Latio: I don't know what Bray Wyatt has over Troy Motor, but if Troy could just snap out of it, and move out on his own, he has the potential to be a humongous star here in Thy WWE.
The crowd erupts as the opening drum line of "U + Ur Hand" hits. Triana bursts out on to the scene wearing her "Little Monster" letter-man jacket, and waving her bat in the air. She skips to the bottom of the ramp, then stops, and point her bat toward the three men inside the ring with a playful cock of her head.
Phil Latio: Listen to that ovation! The Thy WWE fans have really rallied behind Triana in recent months.
Don Chuckles: And so they should! Triana is better than most of the guys in the locker room!
Beno: You may be right, Chuckles. But, the key to your phrase was... most of. You're sitting next to one of the exceptions to your statement.
Triana stands at the bottom of the ramp as Bray Wyatt dares her to enter the ring. Then Triana points to the top of the ramp...
The place goes crazy again as the opening base beats hit through out the arena. As soon as the chorus hits JTB busts out from the back like a mad man. He's wearing his own "JTB" letter-man jacket, complete with his Jason Vorhees hockey mask with a red smear across the mouth. JTB bounces to his music as he flips off the three men in the ring. He gets to the bottom of the ramp and joins Triana. They high five, JTB takes off his mask, and holds the Thy WWE World Title up to the sky. Tehn to the two of them storm the ring, and the crowd goes wild. Bray Wyatt quickly exits the ring as JTB and Triana start to hammer away on Troy Motor and Luke Harper.
Phil Latio: I haven't heard an ovation like that for Joey the Bastard in a long time! Do these fans actually buy what he's selling?
Don Chuckles: What's there to buy, Latio? He owned up to his mistakes. Are you that cold-hearted and unforgiving?
Phil Latio: Well, for starters, the guy almost broke my damn neck, and secondly, we've seen this before from him. Then the second he sees his spot to strike, he does something unthinkable!
Beno: That's not Joey the Bastard. That's just Joey. I know Joey the Bastard when I see him. I've gone to war with Joey the Bastard! Joey the Bastard is not in that ring.
Don Chuckles: What the hell are you talking about, Beno? He's right there!
Beno: Trust me, just watch the damn match!
Triana and JTB throw Harper and Troy over the top rope and to the floor to a roar from the crowd. The regroup with Wyatt who his holding their heads, giving instructions. JTB and Triana then run and bounce off the ropes and then dive through the ropes with stereo suicide dives as the crowd eats it up. All three Wyatts are taken out at ringside. Triana and JTB are pumped up now as Triana rolls Harper back inside the ring. JTB slams Troy in to the barricade, then takes his place on the apron.
The ref calls for the bell to start the match...
DING DING DING
Triana drops a knee to the downed Luke Harper. The fans are chanting her name. Harper retreats to a neutral corner and Triana stays on top of him with a few hard knife edge chops. Harper tries to go for a tag to a groggy Troy Motor who has just taken his place on the apron, but Triana grabs him by the head and drives the back of his skull in to her knee. Triana covers...
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Triana quickly wraps her legs around a downed Harper. Then she starts to hammer away his forehead. Triana gets up, then drags Harper to her corner and tags in JTB to a cheer. JTB in quick, and starts to stomp a mudhole through Luke Harper to the crowds delight. JTB pulls Harper up, and whips him in to the ropes. Blind tag by Troy Motor. Beautiful Drop kick from JTB to Harper. Troy tries to sneak attack JTB but JTB ducks under. Codebreaker from JTB to Troy Motor. JTB tags Triana back in. Bray Wyatt up on the apron, and Triana drops him with a spin kick to the chops. Shot to the gut from Troy as Triana turns back. Troy with the whip in to the ropes. Triana bounces back, ducks a clothesline. Off the ropes again, ducks a back elbow. Triana off the ropes then jumps up, wrapping her legs around Troy's head and spinning him around, flipping him on to his back with a spinning head scissors. Troy retreats to a neutral corner, and Triana runs full speed, driving both of her knees in to Troy Motor's face. Triana drags Troy to the middle of the ring, and covers...
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Triana then grabs Troy an tosses him over the top rope right on to Bray Wyatt. Triana looks to signal for another suicide dive type move. Bray and Troy struggle to their feet. Triana runs and bounces off the ropes, but Luke Harper pulls the top rope down. Triana tumbles out of the ring as Harper hops down off the apron. Triana back up, and eats a huge super kick from Harper. Triana is down as the crowd begin to boo. JTB has seen enough as he enters the ring, and goes for a plancha from inside the ring to Harper. But, Harper catches him out of the air outside the ring, then drives him spine first in to the ring post.
Phil Latio: The tide seems to have turned in this match as both JTB and Triana are down on the outside of the ring!
Harper walks over to where Troy and Wyatt are laying, grabs Troy and rolls him in to the ring. He drags Troy to their corner, exits to the apron, then tags himself in. Troy rolls to the apron, and Harper jumps down to the outside. He grabs JTB and flings him head over heels with a beil toss right in to the barricade. JTB hits hard with lower back and screams out in pain. Then Harper grabs Triana and rolls her in to the ring. Harper follows, and Triana pulls her self up. Superkick from Harper! He covers...
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Harper grabs Triana by the head and roughly puts her in a chinlock. then he starts to whip her head around violently as Bray Wyatt watches on, nodding his head, yelling "YES!" The crowd starts to rally behind Triana. She starts to fight back, getting her feet. Elbow to the gut from Triana. She pushes Harper back to the ropes and he bounces off. Triana is ready to strike as he rebounds, but Harper is too fast, grabbing her and dropping her with a spinning neck breaker. Troy is up again now. Harper covers...
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Harper has Triana up, European uppercut, then Harper lifts her up on his shoulders. Harper then plants Triana with a driver, then hooks the leg in a pinning predicament...
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Harper then pulls Triana to his corner, grapevines the leg, then reaches up for a tag from Troy Motor. Troy leap frogs over the ropes and drops a knee to Triana's face. He pulls Triana up, then hits a few chops of his own. This seems to enrage Triana a little bit as she slaps Troy right in the face. Troy stumbles, then charges back. Triana drops him with a drop toe hold, then crawls to tag in JTB. But JTB is still on the outside, nursing his back from the bump to the barricade. Triana desperately looks around to see if she went for the wrong corner, and Troy sledges her in the small of the back. JTB starts to get to his feet on the outside, and gingerly moves to take his place on the apron. Troy grabs Triana by the legs, and lifts her up, transitioning in to a wheel barrow neck breaker. Cover from Troy...
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Troy then grabs Triana and starts to work a neck crank on her.
Beno: Trow is obviously softening up Triana's neck for the Dropback DDT.
Phil Latio: Triana is in serious trouble. She needs to tag out!
JTB has now taken his place, and holds the rope string. He reaches out, telling Triana he's there. Triana reaches out but it must seem like miles away. Troy drives an elbow in to where the shoulder meets the neck, then drives a knee in between Triana's shoulder blades. He then applies a surfboard type hold while keeping his knee firmly applied to Triana's spinal column.
: Joey! Oh, JOOOOOEY!
Phil Latio: What the hell?
Don Chuckles: Oh, snap! It's Christian Knight!
Phil Latio: What the hell does he want? He has no business being out here during this match!
Christian Knight: Joey, I have some huuuge news about our match at Justice 4 Some!
JTB looks up the ramp, and there he sees Christian Knight with a microphone along with the rest of us. Triana is still struggling to get of Troy's hold inside the ring.
Christian Knight: Now, I just got off the phone with Vince McMahon, and get this... Justice 4 Some is going to held in your home town of Vancouver! Isn't that exciting!?
JTB jumps down from the apron, looking pissed off, yelling at Knight to come down and fight.
Christian Knight: Hey, now, calm down, Joey. It's not you I want. And, you're damn right it's exciting! Because, in Vancouver, I will end you where you were created. I will destroy you in front of your hometown fans, and finish you where you started. But, like I said, Joey, I don't want you... I want him!
Phil Latio: What does he mean by that?
Beno: I told you!
JTB looks confused, but after a few seconds, he seems to clue in. He shakes his head, and turns to get back to the match. Triana is starting to get to her feet now.
Christian Knight: I don't want you, Joey. That would too easy. That would be borderline pathetic. I want The Bastard!
JTB stops and looks back, saying, "No... you don't."
Christian Knight: What has Joey done? NOTHING! It was The Bastard who damn near destroyed this company. It was The Bastard who won that World Championship! And, it will be The Bastard who I lock inside a casket at Justice 4 Some, ending his career forever! And, if you won't let him out, Joey, I'll have to break him out myself. Because, I've done some digging, my friend. I know that there is one man who can bring The Bastard back, and I think you know him quite well, too.
JTB is more pissed off than ever now. "Don't you fucking dare! Just leave it be!"
Triana is up, jumps and flips, driving her heels up under the jaw of Troy Motor. Troy is out light a light. Triana rolls out of the ring, and shoves JTB, asking "What the hell?" Then she slaps him in the face, screaming "SNAP OUT OF IT!" She rolls back in the ring, and JTB gets up on the apron. Triana slaps him hard for a tag, demanding that he, "get in there!". JTB takes one step...
Christian Knight: Let me introduce you all to... Joey the Bastard's father!
A picture of an old man appears on the TitanTron, and JTB stops dead in his tracks. He tries not to look, but the urge is true strong. He struggles but he can't hold back any more. Joey looks up at the screen and in to the eyes of his piece of shit father. His face seems to curl and twist, as hatred fills his eyes.
Beno: Annnnnd, there he is!
Don Chuckles: What is going on here!?
Triana is down on the apron, recovering. Troy Motor grabs The bastard from behind... Dropback DDT!
Troy covers, and Christian Knight laughs, and leaves to the back from the stage. Troy covers, Triana tries to crawl to make the save.
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The crowd is audibly upset as a loud "BULLSHIT" chant starts up. Troy rolls out of the ring and regroups with Bray and Harper.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: TROY MOTOR AND LUKE HARPER
Phil Latio: What did we just witness, guys?
Beno: I told you guys, and I'm rarely wrong. You better start listening to me often!
Phil Latio: Troy Motor has just pinned the World Champion!
Don Chuckles: Is JTB okay?
Triana crawls in to the ring, checking on JTB with a look of concern. JTB just lies there with a sick grin on his face. Triana starts to shake him, but JTB seems to be catatonic. She starts slapping him, but nothing.
Phil Latio: Wait a minute, look out!
Bray Wyatt in to the ring like a bullet. He grabs Triana, then kisses her on the top of the head then drops her with the Sister Abigail.
He then drapes Triana's lifeless body over JTB's, gets down on his knees, and yells...
"This is what you asked for, Triana! This is what happens!
FOLLOW THE BUZZARDS!"
...and holds his arms out, while staring up at the lights with a smile. The ThyWWE logo appears on the screen as Bray kneels above the fallen JTB and Triana. Triana is out, lying on top of JTB in the middle of the ring, and JTB is just staring. Smiling, and staring. We see JTB's stomach start to bounce a little bit, a chuckle.
END OF SHOW
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Phil Latio: What a wild night we've had so far, folks. But, now it's time for our main event!
Don Chuckles: Joey the Bastard and Triana are reunited at last!
Beno: Yeah, but Joseph hasn't been the same since he was destroyed at Supremacy. Something is missing from him. He's not the same Bastard that I know. Now, he seems like he's just Joey the Man. The Bastard seems to gone.
Phil Latio: I can see what you're saying Beno. And, the Wyatts seem to stronger than ever. Triana may have bitten off more than she can chew by accepting The Bastard as her partner tonight.
Don Chuckles: Triana doesn't even need a partner to take down Luke Harper and Troy Motor tonight. But, with Bray Wyatt sure to be at ringside, it's nice to have an insurance policy like The Bastard watching your back.
Beno: It's a mistake, Chuckles. I'm telling you. Joseph is a broken man. Fractured, if you will. The way I see it, The Bastard is missing in action. And, with that huge Title match coming up at Justice 4 Some?
Phil Latio: Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves, guys. We still need to get through tonight!
Main Event: Triana and Joey the Bastard vs Troy Motor and Luke Harper
The crowd goes in to an eerie silence as Bray Wyatt and his followers emerge from the back. The arena fills with the lights of cell phones as Bray leads Troy Motor and Luke Harper down the ramp with his lantern guiding the path through the darkness. Bray enters the ring while Troy and Harper slide in. Bray holds the lantern to his face then blows it out as the lights come back on. The crowd, seemingly out of their trance, begin to boo the three men as Bray laughs with a grin on his face. Harper looks around the arena, wide-eyed, as Troy Motor stares at Bray Wyatt with a look of complete obedience.
Phil Latio: Troy Motor looks as if he's awaiting instructions from Bray Wyatt.
Beno: What the hell happened to you, Troy?
Don Chuckles: I'll tell you what happened, Troy Motor is a reject. That's what happened to him! Every group he's been in, they booted him out, and now he's with this band of total rejects. Luke Harper is a damn freak, and him and Troy Motor are lapping up Wyatt's Kool-Aid just looking for a place to belong!
Beno: I can't say that I disagree, Chuckles. For once.
Phil Latio: I don't know what Bray Wyatt has over Troy Motor, but if Troy could just snap out of it, and move out on his own, he has the potential to be a humongous star here in Thy WWE.
The crowd erupts as the opening drum line of "U + Ur Hand" hits. Triana bursts out on to the scene wearing her "Little Monster" letter-man jacket, and waving her bat in the air. She skips to the bottom of the ramp, then stops, and point her bat toward the three men inside the ring with a playful cock of her head.
Phil Latio: Listen to that ovation! The Thy WWE fans have really rallied behind Triana in recent months.
Don Chuckles: And so they should! Triana is better than most of the guys in the locker room!
Beno: You may be right, Chuckles. But, the key to your phrase was... most of. You're sitting next to one of the exceptions to your statement.
Triana stands at the bottom of the ramp as Bray Wyatt dares her to enter the ring. Then Triana points to the top of the ramp...
The place goes crazy again as the opening base beats hit through out the arena. As soon as the chorus hits JTB busts out from the back like a mad man. He's wearing his own "JTB" letter-man jacket, complete with his Jason Vorhees hockey mask with a red smear across the mouth. JTB bounces to his music as he flips off the three men in the ring. He gets to the bottom of the ramp and joins Triana. They high five, JTB takes off his mask, and holds the Thy WWE World Title up to the sky. Tehn to the two of them storm the ring, and the crowd goes wild. Bray Wyatt quickly exits the ring as JTB and Triana start to hammer away on Troy Motor and Luke Harper.
Phil Latio: I haven't heard an ovation like that for Joey the Bastard in a long time! Do these fans actually buy what he's selling?
Don Chuckles: What's there to buy, Latio? He owned up to his mistakes. Are you that cold-hearted and unforgiving?
Phil Latio: Well, for starters, the guy almost broke my damn neck, and secondly, we've seen this before from him. Then the second he sees his spot to strike, he does something unthinkable!
Beno: That's not Joey the Bastard. That's just Joey. I know Joey the Bastard when I see him. I've gone to war with Joey the Bastard! Joey the Bastard is not in that ring.
Don Chuckles: What the hell are you talking about, Beno? He's right there!
Beno: Trust me, just watch the damn match!
Triana and JTB throw Harper and Troy over the top rope and to the floor to a roar from the crowd. The regroup with Wyatt who his holding their heads, giving instructions. JTB and Triana then run and bounce off the ropes and then dive through the ropes with stereo suicide dives as the crowd eats it up. All three Wyatts are taken out at ringside. Triana and JTB are pumped up now as Triana rolls Harper back inside the ring. JTB slams Troy in to the barricade, then takes his place on the apron.
The ref calls for the bell to start the match...
DING DING DING
Triana drops a knee to the downed Luke Harper. The fans are chanting her name. Harper retreats to a neutral corner and Triana stays on top of him with a few hard knife edge chops. Harper tries to go for a tag to a groggy Troy Motor who has just taken his place on the apron, but Triana grabs him by the head and drives the back of his skull in to her knee. Triana covers...
1...
2...
Kickout!
Triana quickly wraps her legs around a downed Harper. Then she starts to hammer away his forehead. Triana gets up, then drags Harper to her corner and tags in JTB to a cheer. JTB in quick, and starts to stomp a mudhole through Luke Harper to the crowds delight. JTB pulls Harper up, and whips him in to the ropes. Blind tag by Troy Motor. Beautiful Drop kick from JTB to Harper. Troy tries to sneak attack JTB but JTB ducks under. Codebreaker from JTB to Troy Motor. JTB tags Triana back in. Bray Wyatt up on the apron, and Triana drops him with a spin kick to the chops. Shot to the gut from Troy as Triana turns back. Troy with the whip in to the ropes. Triana bounces back, ducks a clothesline. Off the ropes again, ducks a back elbow. Triana off the ropes then jumps up, wrapping her legs around Troy's head and spinning him around, flipping him on to his back with a spinning head scissors. Troy retreats to a neutral corner, and Triana runs full speed, driving both of her knees in to Troy Motor's face. Triana drags Troy to the middle of the ring, and covers...
1...
2...
Kickout!
Triana then grabs Troy an tosses him over the top rope right on to Bray Wyatt. Triana looks to signal for another suicide dive type move. Bray and Troy struggle to their feet. Triana runs and bounces off the ropes, but Luke Harper pulls the top rope down. Triana tumbles out of the ring as Harper hops down off the apron. Triana back up, and eats a huge super kick from Harper. Triana is down as the crowd begin to boo. JTB has seen enough as he enters the ring, and goes for a plancha from inside the ring to Harper. But, Harper catches him out of the air outside the ring, then drives him spine first in to the ring post.
Phil Latio: The tide seems to have turned in this match as both JTB and Triana are down on the outside of the ring!
Harper walks over to where Troy and Wyatt are laying, grabs Troy and rolls him in to the ring. He drags Troy to their corner, exits to the apron, then tags himself in. Troy rolls to the apron, and Harper jumps down to the outside. He grabs JTB and flings him head over heels with a beil toss right in to the barricade. JTB hits hard with lower back and screams out in pain. Then Harper grabs Triana and rolls her in to the ring. Harper follows, and Triana pulls her self up. Superkick from Harper! He covers...
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
Harper grabs Triana by the head and roughly puts her in a chinlock. then he starts to whip her head around violently as Bray Wyatt watches on, nodding his head, yelling "YES!" The crowd starts to rally behind Triana. She starts to fight back, getting her feet. Elbow to the gut from Triana. She pushes Harper back to the ropes and he bounces off. Triana is ready to strike as he rebounds, but Harper is too fast, grabbing her and dropping her with a spinning neck breaker. Troy is up again now. Harper covers...
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
Harper has Triana up, European uppercut, then Harper lifts her up on his shoulders. Harper then plants Triana with a driver, then hooks the leg in a pinning predicament...
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
Harper then pulls Triana to his corner, grapevines the leg, then reaches up for a tag from Troy Motor. Troy leap frogs over the ropes and drops a knee to Triana's face. He pulls Triana up, then hits a few chops of his own. This seems to enrage Triana a little bit as she slaps Troy right in the face. Troy stumbles, then charges back. Triana drops him with a drop toe hold, then crawls to tag in JTB. But JTB is still on the outside, nursing his back from the bump to the barricade. Triana desperately looks around to see if she went for the wrong corner, and Troy sledges her in the small of the back. JTB starts to get to his feet on the outside, and gingerly moves to take his place on the apron. Troy grabs Triana by the legs, and lifts her up, transitioning in to a wheel barrow neck breaker. Cover from Troy...
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
Troy then grabs Triana and starts to work a neck crank on her.
Beno: Trow is obviously softening up Triana's neck for the Dropback DDT.
Phil Latio: Triana is in serious trouble. She needs to tag out!
JTB has now taken his place, and holds the rope string. He reaches out, telling Triana he's there. Triana reaches out but it must seem like miles away. Troy drives an elbow in to where the shoulder meets the neck, then drives a knee in between Triana's shoulder blades. He then applies a surfboard type hold while keeping his knee firmly applied to Triana's spinal column.
: Joey! Oh, JOOOOOEY!
Phil Latio: What the hell?
Don Chuckles: Oh, snap! It's Christian Knight!
Phil Latio: What the hell does he want? He has no business being out here during this match!
Christian Knight: Joey, I have some huuuge news about our match at Justice 4 Some!
JTB looks up the ramp, and there he sees Christian Knight with a microphone along with the rest of us. Triana is still struggling to get of Troy's hold inside the ring.
Christian Knight: Now, I just got off the phone with Vince McMahon, and get this... Justice 4 Some is going to held in your home town of Vancouver! Isn't that exciting!?
JTB jumps down from the apron, looking pissed off, yelling at Knight to come down and fight.
Christian Knight: Hey, now, calm down, Joey. It's not you I want. And, you're damn right it's exciting! Because, in Vancouver, I will end you where you were created. I will destroy you in front of your hometown fans, and finish you where you started. But, like I said, Joey, I don't want you... I want him!
Phil Latio: What does he mean by that?
Beno: I told you!
JTB looks confused, but after a few seconds, he seems to clue in. He shakes his head, and turns to get back to the match. Triana is starting to get to her feet now.
Christian Knight: I don't want you, Joey. That would too easy. That would be borderline pathetic. I want The Bastard!
JTB stops and looks back, saying, "No... you don't."
Christian Knight: What has Joey done? NOTHING! It was The Bastard who damn near destroyed this company. It was The Bastard who won that World Championship! And, it will be The Bastard who I lock inside a casket at Justice 4 Some, ending his career forever! And, if you won't let him out, Joey, I'll have to break him out myself. Because, I've done some digging, my friend. I know that there is one man who can bring The Bastard back, and I think you know him quite well, too.
JTB is more pissed off than ever now. "Don't you fucking dare! Just leave it be!"
Triana is up, jumps and flips, driving her heels up under the jaw of Troy Motor. Troy is out light a light. Triana rolls out of the ring, and shoves JTB, asking "What the hell?" Then she slaps him in the face, screaming "SNAP OUT OF IT!" She rolls back in the ring, and JTB gets up on the apron. Triana slaps him hard for a tag, demanding that he, "get in there!". JTB takes one step...
Christian Knight: Let me introduce you all to... Joey the Bastard's father!
A picture of an old man appears on the TitanTron, and JTB stops dead in his tracks. He tries not to look, but the urge is true strong. He struggles but he can't hold back any more. Joey looks up at the screen and in to the eyes of his piece of shit father. His face seems to curl and twist, as hatred fills his eyes.
Beno: Annnnnd, there he is!
Don Chuckles: What is going on here!?
Triana is down on the apron, recovering. Troy Motor grabs The bastard from behind... Dropback DDT!
Troy covers, and Christian Knight laughs, and leaves to the back from the stage. Troy covers, Triana tries to crawl to make the save.
1...
2...
3!
DING DING DING
The crowd is audibly upset as a loud "BULLSHIT" chant starts up. Troy rolls out of the ring and regroups with Bray and Harper.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: TROY MOTOR AND LUKE HARPER
Phil Latio: What did we just witness, guys?
Beno: I told you guys, and I'm rarely wrong. You better start listening to me often!
Phil Latio: Troy Motor has just pinned the World Champion!
Don Chuckles: Is JTB okay?
Triana crawls in to the ring, checking on JTB with a look of concern. JTB just lies there with a sick grin on his face. Triana starts to shake him, but JTB seems to be catatonic. She starts slapping him, but nothing.
Phil Latio: Wait a minute, look out!
Bray Wyatt in to the ring like a bullet. He grabs Triana, then kisses her on the top of the head then drops her with the Sister Abigail.
He then drapes Triana's lifeless body over JTB's, gets down on his knees, and yells...
"This is what you asked for, Triana! This is what happens!
FOLLOW THE BUZZARDS!"
...and holds his arms out, while staring up at the lights with a smile. The ThyWWE logo appears on the screen as Bray kneels above the fallen JTB and Triana. Triana is out, lying on top of JTB in the middle of the ring, and JTB is just staring. Smiling, and staring. We see JTB's stomach start to bounce a little bit, a chuckle.
END OF SHOW
==========================
First, sorry for the delay. Real life and personal stuff happened.
I know, no excuses but life does happen. So, I appreciate you guys staying patient with me! Good job this show everyone!
I hope you enjoy the show! Please leave your comments/feedback! It helps us writers out for sure!
I want to give everyone enough time to read and comment before the next card!
Expect a Thy WWE News post soon and also a poll related to future results.