Post by Vince McMahon on Jan 10, 2017 0:18:36 GMT -5
Thy WWE Presents
SUPREMACY 2016
Live From: Air Canada Centre, Toronto, ON
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Supremacy 2016 begins as Till I Collapse by Eminem begins to play throughout the P.A system.
The fans go wild as pyros shoot from the stage and the camera pans over the whole Air Canada Centre in Toronto! Screaming fans from all ages, holding signs and cheering. The song begins to fade as the camera appears infront of Thy WWE's commentary team, Phil Latio and Don Chuckles. Both with smiles, Phil Latio begins to speak.
Phil Latio: Welcome to Supremacy! The faith of Thy WWE will be decided in our main event folks! I'm glad to be here with my commentary partner of seven years, Don Chuckles! Don, what a show we have tonight! But I think everyone is nervous for that main event!
Don Chuckles: It's great to be here Phil! Look at this crowd! And this main event may be the biggest match in Thy WWE history Phil! I really can't wait, I'm nervous for sure!
Phil Latio: We also will witness Xavier Oden taking on Robert Saints and also The Wyatts taking on Sasha Banks and Charlotte! You won't want to miss any of these matches! Talking about those matches, let's get to our first match of the night, Robert Saints will be taking on returning Xavier Oden!
Don Chuckles: This match promises to be The Killer's coming out party when he attempts to do what he does best. This won't be manslaughter. This won't be murder in the second the degree.
Suddenly Line in the Sand by Motorhead begins to play from the P.A system as the fans give off mix reactions as Robert Saints walks onto the stage.
Robert Saints stands there, taking the whole crowd in, just glancing over the arena. Saints begins to walk down the ramp.
Steve Cruise: This match is for one fall...First, residing in San Diego, California, weighing in at 250lbs...ROBERT SAINTS!!!
Robert Saints makes it to the ring and rolls into it. Saints runs and jumps onto the far end turnbuckle and throws his arms up into the air as the crowd gives him mix reactions, some cheers and some boos.
Phil Latio: This may be the biggest match of Robert's Thy WWE career Don!
Don Chuckles: I think this may be a must win for Saints, he hasn't done much lately, this is a chance for him to show management that he deserves more attention. Lately that hasn't been the case!
Robert's theme song fades as he waits for his opponent.
Suddenly, Hero by Skillet begins to blare throughout the arena from the PA system as the fans begin to boo as "The Killer" comes walking out onto the stage.
I need a hero to save me now
I need a hero (save me now)
I need a hero to save my life
A hero'll save me (just in time)
Xavier Oden looks around the arena and cocks a grin as he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent...Weighing in at 220lbs...From Seattle, Washington...XAVIER ODEN!!!
Xavier rushes to the ring springing up onto the apron, then whipping his feet before stepping through the ropes. He climbs over to the turnbuckle to cross* his arms in an 'X' form before shouting.
"I don't need you...You need me...You're welcome!'
Xavier then changes his focus towards Robert Saints as his theme song fades and he stands in is corner.
The referee checks both Oden and Saints, everything seems fine as the referee calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Both walk to the middle of the ring and they lock up, almost instantly Oden gets the upper hand and he hip tosses Saints to the mat and locks in a headlock. Saints with his quick thinking throws his legs up and wraps them around Oden’s head and he pulls him down making him release the hold. Both superstars get to their feet and Oden runs at Saints and goes for a clothesline but Saints ducks under the attack. Oden bounces off the ropes and comes back at Saints, Oden drops Saints with a shoulder block!
Phil Latio: Xavier Oden with that quickness, taking Robert down!
Oden stands above Saints and slowly pulls him up by his hair as the referee tells him to watch it. Oden ignores the referee as he smashes Saint’s chin with an elbow, sending Saints into the turnbuckle. And out of nowhere, Oden rushes at Saint’s and connects with a corner clothesline, sending Saint’s to the ground stomach first.
Don Chuckles: Oden almost took Saint’s head off with that clothesline Phil! My god!
Oden walks over to Saints, and stomps on the right leg of Saints, not once, not twice but three times and then drops down with an elbow drop on Saint’s back.
Phil Latio: Xavier Oden is just dominating this match early folks!
Don Chuckles: He’s looking to prove a point Phil!
Saints is slowly trying to get back up, on his hands and knees as Oden quickly grabs the right leg of Saints, picks it up and slams Saints’ knee into the mat! Robert Saints begins to roll around, grabbing at his knee, clearly in pain. Oden picks up Saints, who is having trouble standing on that right leg. Oden runs at the ropes, comes back at Saints and drop kicks the right leg of Saints, dropping him to the mat!
Phil Latio: Xavier’s gameplan is to clearly take out the right leg of Robert Saints and it’s obviously working!
Xavier Oden picks up Robert Saints, cocks a smirk and then BAM! Oden connects with his finishing move, the XKO, a leaping STFO! Oden hooks the legs of Saints as the referee counts!
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DING DING DING!
Steve Cruise: And the winner of the match……The Killer…..XAVIER ODEN!!!!!!
WINNER OF THE MATCH: XAVIER ODEN
Oden stands up as his theme song begins to play as he celebrates the victory! Oden rolls out of the ring and just stares down Saints who lays inside the ring, motionless. Oden is given mix reactions from the crowd as he makes his way up the ramp and into the back.
Phil Latio: There’s the match folks! Xavier Oden gets the victory is dominating fashion!
Don Chuckles: Robert Saints didn’t stand a chance! The rest of the roster better watch out!
Phil Latio: Without a doubt Don! But let’s take a quick commercial break! Don’t change the channel folks!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
SUPREMACY 2016
Live From: Air Canada Centre, Toronto, ON
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Supremacy 2016 begins as Till I Collapse by Eminem begins to play throughout the P.A system.
The fans go wild as pyros shoot from the stage and the camera pans over the whole Air Canada Centre in Toronto! Screaming fans from all ages, holding signs and cheering. The song begins to fade as the camera appears infront of Thy WWE's commentary team, Phil Latio and Don Chuckles. Both with smiles, Phil Latio begins to speak.
Phil Latio: Welcome to Supremacy! The faith of Thy WWE will be decided in our main event folks! I'm glad to be here with my commentary partner of seven years, Don Chuckles! Don, what a show we have tonight! But I think everyone is nervous for that main event!
Don Chuckles: It's great to be here Phil! Look at this crowd! And this main event may be the biggest match in Thy WWE history Phil! I really can't wait, I'm nervous for sure!
Phil Latio: We also will witness Xavier Oden taking on Robert Saints and also The Wyatts taking on Sasha Banks and Charlotte! You won't want to miss any of these matches! Talking about those matches, let's get to our first match of the night, Robert Saints will be taking on returning Xavier Oden!
Don Chuckles: This match promises to be The Killer's coming out party when he attempts to do what he does best. This won't be manslaughter. This won't be murder in the second the degree.
Suddenly Line in the Sand by Motorhead begins to play from the P.A system as the fans give off mix reactions as Robert Saints walks onto the stage.
Robert Saints stands there, taking the whole crowd in, just glancing over the arena. Saints begins to walk down the ramp.
Steve Cruise: This match is for one fall...First, residing in San Diego, California, weighing in at 250lbs...ROBERT SAINTS!!!
Robert Saints makes it to the ring and rolls into it. Saints runs and jumps onto the far end turnbuckle and throws his arms up into the air as the crowd gives him mix reactions, some cheers and some boos.
Phil Latio: This may be the biggest match of Robert's Thy WWE career Don!
Don Chuckles: I think this may be a must win for Saints, he hasn't done much lately, this is a chance for him to show management that he deserves more attention. Lately that hasn't been the case!
Robert's theme song fades as he waits for his opponent.
Suddenly, Hero by Skillet begins to blare throughout the arena from the PA system as the fans begin to boo as "The Killer" comes walking out onto the stage.
I need a hero to save me now
I need a hero (save me now)
I need a hero to save my life
A hero'll save me (just in time)
Xavier Oden looks around the arena and cocks a grin as he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent...Weighing in at 220lbs...From Seattle, Washington...XAVIER ODEN!!!
Xavier rushes to the ring springing up onto the apron, then whipping his feet before stepping through the ropes. He climbs over to the turnbuckle to cross* his arms in an 'X' form before shouting.
"I don't need you...You need me...You're welcome!'
Xavier then changes his focus towards Robert Saints as his theme song fades and he stands in is corner.
The referee checks both Oden and Saints, everything seems fine as the referee calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Both walk to the middle of the ring and they lock up, almost instantly Oden gets the upper hand and he hip tosses Saints to the mat and locks in a headlock. Saints with his quick thinking throws his legs up and wraps them around Oden’s head and he pulls him down making him release the hold. Both superstars get to their feet and Oden runs at Saints and goes for a clothesline but Saints ducks under the attack. Oden bounces off the ropes and comes back at Saints, Oden drops Saints with a shoulder block!
Phil Latio: Xavier Oden with that quickness, taking Robert down!
Oden stands above Saints and slowly pulls him up by his hair as the referee tells him to watch it. Oden ignores the referee as he smashes Saint’s chin with an elbow, sending Saints into the turnbuckle. And out of nowhere, Oden rushes at Saint’s and connects with a corner clothesline, sending Saint’s to the ground stomach first.
Don Chuckles: Oden almost took Saint’s head off with that clothesline Phil! My god!
Oden walks over to Saints, and stomps on the right leg of Saints, not once, not twice but three times and then drops down with an elbow drop on Saint’s back.
Phil Latio: Xavier Oden is just dominating this match early folks!
Don Chuckles: He’s looking to prove a point Phil!
Saints is slowly trying to get back up, on his hands and knees as Oden quickly grabs the right leg of Saints, picks it up and slams Saints’ knee into the mat! Robert Saints begins to roll around, grabbing at his knee, clearly in pain. Oden picks up Saints, who is having trouble standing on that right leg. Oden runs at the ropes, comes back at Saints and drop kicks the right leg of Saints, dropping him to the mat!
Phil Latio: Xavier’s gameplan is to clearly take out the right leg of Robert Saints and it’s obviously working!
Xavier Oden picks up Robert Saints, cocks a smirk and then BAM! Oden connects with his finishing move, the XKO, a leaping STFO! Oden hooks the legs of Saints as the referee counts!
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THREE!!!
DING DING DING!
Steve Cruise: And the winner of the match……The Killer…..XAVIER ODEN!!!!!!
WINNER OF THE MATCH: XAVIER ODEN
Oden stands up as his theme song begins to play as he celebrates the victory! Oden rolls out of the ring and just stares down Saints who lays inside the ring, motionless. Oden is given mix reactions from the crowd as he makes his way up the ramp and into the back.
Phil Latio: There’s the match folks! Xavier Oden gets the victory is dominating fashion!
Don Chuckles: Robert Saints didn’t stand a chance! The rest of the roster better watch out!
Phil Latio: Without a doubt Don! But let’s take a quick commercial break! Don’t change the channel folks!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
We go backstage to the interview area, where we see Burris Troy standing next to the determined looking pair of Sasha Banks and Charlotte.
Troy Burris: Sasha, Charlotte, tonight you both have a full plate as you face the trio of Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper and Troy Motor in a handicap survival match. How have you prepared- oh god!
Burris jumps back as Sasha and Charlotte are hit from behind by Luke Harper and Troy Motor! The two women go down as Luke and Troy begin stomping them down! We hear screams and chaos backstage as men rush in to try and calm the two cultists, but the two fight them off. Troy picks up Sasha and throws her head first into a stack of equipment crates, while Luke pulls Charlotte into an Irish whip, sending her crashing through the interview area. Security finally puts some space between them, but the damage has been done and Troy and Luke are backing off. Troy has a massive smile on his face, and he begins yelling.
Troy: This is The Way!
Troy repeats that over and over, as Luke simply looks crazed as the show goes to commercial once again.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: Troy and Luke Harper are cowards Don! Attacking Sasha and Charlotte like that!
Don Chuckles: As long as they stay away from me, I'm good.
Phil Latio: But either way, that match is next and I wouldn't think Sasha and Charlotte would be hundred percent now!
Don Chuckles: Either way, let's get to the match!
Static cuts across the screen as "Live in Fear" by Mark Crozer & The Rels begins playing.
Bray Wyatt walks out, lit by his lantern and followed by Troy Motor and Luke Harper. The three men are getting booed by seemingly everyone in the building; Bray only laughs.
Phil Latio: The actions of these men are shocking and disgusting. Earlier tonight Luke Harper and Troy Motor attacked Sasha Banks and Charlotte, potentially putting them out of commission.
Don Chuckles: It was heinous and frightening. I loved it!
Phil Latio: We should note however that we have not gotten any updates on the two women. For all we know, they could very well still be ready to fight!
The trio is in the ring now, and Bray turns off the lantern and grabs a mic. A bluish spotlight shines down on the ring.
Bray: I told you.
The crowd boos as Bray laughs.
Bray: I told you all what would happen! It is my mission to teach you all! And it is been said that Troy Motor and Luke Harper's divine mission is to guide you all to the Way! As I stand here and preach Abigail's righteous words, you all boo me, as I speak these words of truth, you all disapprove of me! You look down on us? Well I say no way, man, no way! We have done everything we said we will do, but oh, there is so much more to be done! But for now, Sasha Banks and Charlotte, I hope you are watching from your hospital beds because-
Suddenly the crowd is cheering, louder and louder, and the arena lights come on as we see Charlotte Flair and Sasha Banks walking out onto the stage!
Phil Latio: What?!
Don Chuckles: Good god! They're here! How are they here?
Both of the women look to be in pain, but they aren't letting that stop them as they run to the ring! Bray Wyatt slides out as a referee gets between Sasha and Charlotte and Troy and Luke.
The two teams step back, and the ref rings the bell!
DING DING DING
Sasha ferociously attacks Troy, back him into the corner, while Harper ducks a shot from Charlotte and throws her into a turnbuckle. Bray has taken a seat in his rocking chair at ringside.
Phil Latio: What the hell is Bray doing? This is a handicap match, he can wrestle!
Don Chuckles: Looks like he's leaving the fight to Harper and Motor.
Harper delivers some hard elbows to Charlotte, then notices Sasha beating down Troy in the opposite corner. Harper runs at Sasha...She ducks! Harper clotheslines Troy in the corner!
Phil Latio: Harper just creamed Troy with that clothesline!
Don Chuckles: It's like Sasha saw that coming from a mile away!
Sasha pulls Harper down to the ground and rolls him up! Before the ref can even count, Harper rolls out and stands, trying for a superkick. Sasha sucks the kick and hits Harper with a low blow!
Phil Latio: Oh! It's no DQ and Sasha took advantage!
Don Chuckles: That hulking monster just went down!
Troy is still dazed in the corner. Sasha yells something to Charlotte, and Sasha gets on her hands and knees in front of the corner.
Phil Latio: The hell are they planning here....?
Charlotte takes a running start and steps onto Sasha's back, lifting herself up high, Troy catches her! and a Jackknife powerbomb onto Sasha Banks!
Phil Latio: Oh my God!
Don Chuckles: Troy just caught Charlotte, flipped her, and powerbombed her straight into Sasha!
Troy stumbles over to Harper who is still in major pain. Charlotte has rolled to the outside of the ring in pain, while Sasha hasn't moved.
Phil Latio: Guys, I think Sasha might be hurt bad.
Troy walks over the Sasha- and stomps on her back!
Phil Latio: Dammit! Dammit! Is that necessary?!
Don Chuckles: He saw his chance and took it! Brutal, but that'll keep her down I guarantee you that much!
Harper has gotten up, and Troy is lifting Sasha up by her hair. Harper grabs her other arm and they whip her into the ropes, and both hit her with discus elbows! Troy notices Charlotte on the outside and walks over, reaching over the top rope and grabbing her hair. He lifts her up- and she smashes a STOP sign into his skull! Troy crumples onto the mat, and Charlotte slides into the ring. Harper runs for a clothesline, but she ducks and smashes him in the face with the STOP sign!
Phil Latio: Charlotte has just turned the momentum back in her teams favor!
Charlotte checks on Sasha, and it appears she gives her an idea. An obviously in pain Sasha stands up, and Charlotte drags Luke Harper to the corner, and with some trouble, lays him on the bottom rope in the corner. With Sasha's help, she lays Troy on the second rope in the corner. Sasha gets up onto the top rope with some difficulty, and then jumps upwards, and plants her knees into Troy's midsection! Troy folds in half and crashes into Luke!
Don Chuckles: Holy Shit! Sasha just broke both Wyatt Family members in half!
Sasha's back is clearly still hurt. Charlotte drags Luke into the center of the ring and covers him!
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KICKOUT!
The crowd can't believe Harper kicked out!
Phil Latio: How the hell is Harper functioning??
Troy has rolled to the outside of the ring, and Charlotte helps Sasha up, and both women go on the outside. They pick Troy up, each grab an arm, and Irish whip him straight into the steps! Charlotte and Sasha now begin stomping on a downed Troy! Bray still watches passively from his chair, showing no reaction.
Don Chuckles: His men are failing, but he isn't showing an ounce of emotion! That's a weird cat right there guys.
Sasha looks under the ring and pulls out a couple of chairs, throwing two in the ring, and lifting the other one up, bringing it down on Troy's back! She hits him another time! And again! And, Out of nowhere, Luke Harper wipes her out with a clothesline! Charlotte runs at Harper, but he catches her and sends her flying into the ring post! Harper picks her up and rolls her into the ring, before turning around and stripping away the Spanish announce table. Harper helps Troy up, who looks like he doesn't know who he is. Then Harper picks up Sasha, and lays her down on the announce table.
The crowd is buzzing as they catch on. Harper turns to Troy, then points at the top of the ring post!
Phil Latio: Oh goddamn no! Not this!
Don Chuckles: Anything and everything to win!
Troy climbs slowly, with obviously injured legs. He finally reaches the top turnbuckle and looks around at the roaring crowd, before making a gun gesture with his fingers and pointing it at Sasha! Troy launches himself off and drives the point of his elbow right into Sasha's chest!
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And through the announce table!
Don Chuckles: JESUS CHRIST!
Bray is laughing like a maniac! Harper doesn't even check on Troy, he just sets back to work, taking the upper part of the steps off and tossing them into the ring. Harper slides in, and picks Charlotte up, pushing her towards the ropes. He grabs the back of her head and directs it to Troy and Sasha on the ground, injured, among the ruins of the announce table.
Phil Latio: He is demented! He's getting joy from showing Charlotte her injured loved one!
Harper drops down and rolls Charlotte up, but much like Harper earlier, she rolls through- and kicks him in the skull! Harper sits there for a moment, eyes wide and unfocused, before falling down. Charlotte collapses onto him for the pin!
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KICKOUT!
Don Chuckles: They just won't die!
Phil Latio: I'm afraid Charlotte's body may just give out! Sasha Banks is out of commission, Charlotte may be next!
Charlotte is clearly frustrated. She picks up the steel steps, and just drops them onto Luke! Right into his shoulder! He screams in pain!
SMACK!
Troy smashes Charlotte in the back of the head with a steel chair! Troy looks pissed and screams like a primal animal. He picks the steps up, and standing them up on the stepping part so that the V where the ring-post fits in is facing up. He smashes Charlotte's head down into that crevice of the steps! She lays there, limp, possibly concussed.
Harper has gotten to his feet, nursing his arm where Charlotte had dropped the steps on them. Troy hands Harper a steel chair. Troy lifts his up, and smashes it down on Charlotte's head, which is trapped in the steps!
Harper does it next, and now he and Troy take turns crushing Charlotte's head into the steps with steel chairs! Troy chair is broken beyond repair, twisted and warped, so he tells Harper to stop and they toss the chairs to the outside. Charlotte is limp, and her head slides of the stairs and she crumples to the mat.
Phil Latio: Please just end this. You have nothing left to prove, dammit!
Troy wipes blood from Charlotte's forehead, and smears it onto his shirt. He drops the steps into the center of the ring, and picks Charlotte up as if he's about to give her a flapjack on the steps. He yells at Harper.
Troy: Show her the Way!
Harper runs behind Troy, and they both jump up, Harper catching Charlotte's head in a cutter. A Dudley Death Drop ontothe Steel steps!
Phil Latio: A Dudley death drop is one of the most deadliest tag team moves in wrestling, and they just wiped Charlotte out with that.
Luke pulls Sasha off of the steps and pins her.
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THREE!!!!
DING DING DING
Phil Latio: That's it folks! The match is over!
Winners Of The Match: THE WYATT FAMILY
Steve Cruise: And your winners of the match! The Wyatt Family!
The crowd boos them, but many in the audience also seem just shocked at what they've witnessed. Bray rolls into the ring, laughing hysterically, before dropping to his knees and spreading his arms out beside him. Luke stands behind him with blank eyes, while Troy is slightly hunched over, favoring his left knee.
Bray laughs.
"FOLLOW..... THE BUZZARDS!"
The show goes to commercial.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: Ladies and gentlemen, the time is now. The match that will determine the very future of Thy WWE is about to take place.
Don Chuckles: And, after tonight, Vince McMahon will never ever be seen in Thy WWE again!
Phil Latio: God forbid! The New Age has driven Thy WWE in to the gutter, and the man who we can all blame for that, is Joey the Bastard. A man who has alienated not only himself, but his team mates, and the entire Thy WWE locker room as a whole.
Don Chuckles: The Bastard only wants what is best for this company, Latio.
Phil Latio: The Bastard only wants what is best for himself. This was all just to get to the Thy WWE World Championship, and now the New Age faces their biggest threat. The Bastard is in panic mode. He's in desperation mode, and there is no more dangerous when in desperation mode than Joey the Bastard.
Don Chuckles: That's how he brought this team together, Latio. They were all desperate. Desperate to break through the restraints that McMahon had them shackled in to. The New Age was indeed desperate when they first formed. Now? They could be more so than we've ever seen before. If they could accomplish what we've seen them do while desperate before, I have no doubt in my mind that the New Age is coming out victorious tonight.
Phil Latio: But, let's take a look at Vince McMahon's Team Thy WWE. We have the former two-time Champion, Blade LaVigne. The one man who has opposed the New Age since their conception, and the one man who has never backed down from them. They have beaten him down on multiple occasions, but he kept coming back. Blade LaVigne loves this company and it's fans more than life itself, and if the New Age want to obtain absolute power once and for all, Blade LaVigne will be the toughest wall to topple.
Don Chuckles: They may have to kill him, Latio. That's how much Blade bleeds Thy WWE. I'll give him that, the guy is loyal. But, the New Age are loyal, too.
Phil Latio: From what I've been seeing, the New Age has been fractured for a long time. Bob Cena may be feeling as if The Bastard has shoved Cena down in to the shadows more so than he was before the New Age.
Don Chuckles: That's not the case, Latio. Bob Cena is the InterNational Champion, and it's all because of Joey the Bastard.
Phil Latio: Yet, the only reason JTB is World Champion is because Bob Cena helped him beat Blade LaVigne. In fact, the only reason JTB is the Owner and CEO of Thy WWE is because of Bob Cena as well! If it weren't for Bob Cena, none of this would have happened.
Don Chuckles: So, why all this hate for The Bastard? You said it yourself... it's all Bob Cena's fault! I, for one, am thankful for Bob Cena putting his ego to the side and letting the true top dawg take over. It take a lot to admit that you may only be second best.
Phil Latio: I highly doubt that that is how Bob Cena really thinks. And, what about Triana? What has Triana really done other than helping JTB with his dirty work?
Don Chuckles: Triana is supporting the one she loves, Latio. When this all ends tonight, The Bastard will help out Triana with her goals. It's give and take. Have you never been in a relationship before?
Phil Latio: Well, as far as I can see, it's been The Bastard doing most of the taking, and I pray that Triana snaps out of this mad love phase she seems to be stuck in.
Don Chuckles: Mad love? You're damn right, Latio. A phase? True love is no phase. Sounds to me like you, just like everybody else, are just jealous of what the two of them share together.
Phil Latio: Now, our broadcast colleague, Beno, will also be competing here tonight.
Don Chuckles: You may not believe this, but I actually like Beno. I think he is an excellent commentator, and I think he was an excellent performer inside the ring. But, the key word here is was... Beno can't compete with the best anymore, and I sincerely feel that when Beno accepted a spot in this match, he made a very dangerous mistake. And, after this is all over with, we may not even see Beno in the booth after the beaten he receives from the New Age.
Phil Latio: Plus, we also have the returns of Christian Knight, and Dominic Reynolds to look forward to.
Don Chuckles: Yeah, I look forward to seeing them get the living piss beaten out of them. This is the type of stuff that The Bastard wanted to get rid of. Dinosaurs coming back to life. But, if the New Age needs to be the comet to stop the second coming of the dinosaurs, I'm all for it.
Phil Latio: Some people say that the way Reynolds got in to this match was an act of cowardice, Don.
Don Chuckles: That I can disagree with. Reynolds is a certified veteran, and he knew deep down that McMahon made the wrong choice in Kendall. Reynolds took it upon himself to show Vince the error of his ways. I wish he hadn't, because Kendall would have been a non-factor in this match. Reynolds, on the other hand, is a threat. A threat that the New Age will undoubtedly overcome, but a threat nonetheless. And Christian Knight loves this place almost as much as Blade LaVigne does. I don't see Zak Shields or Beno doing anything special, but the combo of Blade, Reynolds, and Christian Knight are three guys that the New Age absolutely need to pay attention to, focus on, and possibly take out of the match early on.
Phil Latio: Well, enough talking, let's get to the match!
DING DING DING
Steve Cruise: The following contest in scheduled for one fall, and it is the WAR GAMES match!
The crowd goes crazy.
Steve Cruise: The rules of the match are as follows. One member from each team will start the match. Every 2 minutes after that, a member from each team will enter the match in alternating fashion until all five participants from each team are inside the cage. At that point, it will be one fall to a finish, and the only way to win the match is to make a member of the opposing team say the words, "I quit"
Phil Latio: Let me remind everybody that The New Age earned the advantage a few weeks ago on Thy WWE RAW, so they will enjoy multiple man advantages. Team Thy WWE better bring their working boots.
Don Chuckles: Thy WWE better bring a damn tank, or a nuclear warhead!
The extra large cage starts to lower around the two side by side rings.
Steve Cruise: Introducing first.... From Team New Age...
Steve Cruise: From Newark, New Jersey, weighing two hundred forty five pounds... KURT ORRRTON!
Orton walks out from the back patting his chest and carrying his Money in the Bank briefcase. The crowd doesn't give KO much of a response as he tries to get them to react, but these fans won't have any of it. KO shakes his head and enters the ring, holding the case above his head as the crowd goes mild.
The roof blows off the building as former General Manager and World Champion Christian Knight walks out on to the stage. He looks to be hyped up as he yells out to the crowd. Knight makes his way down to the ring while pointing at Kurt Orton.
Phil Latio: What a way to start this match off. Two Former champs, and who could forget the brutal casket match that these two had a few years ago for the Thy WWE Championship?
Don Chuckles: That was brutal, and Kurt Orton did what he does best, and that's choke. He better not choke tonight!
Knight enters the ring as Steve Cruise exits. The refs on the outside close the cage doors located on opposite side of the two ring cage. Christian Knight has a hop in his step as he bounces in place.
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The crowd erupt again as the match is officially under way. KO and Knight circle one another until KO says screw this and taunts for the crowd, who give him no reaction. KO tries it again, and nothing still. Knight has a smirk as he waves for KO to try again. KO does, frustrated, and the crowd gives him nothing. KO shrugged, defeated, and says something to Knight from across the ring.
KO: They're broken! You try!
Knight nods a little then jumps up on the second turnbuckle with a taunt of his own. This time, the crowd reacts with deafening cheers as Knight nods his head in agreement. KO charges and clubs Knight in the lumbar area of the spine as the fans immediately begin to boo loudly. KO grabs Knight by the hair and drives him down hard to mat from the second turnbuckle with a brutal neck breaker. KO takes notice to the reaction now...
KO: Oh, so now you wanna talk to me? All I had to do to get a reaction was a little of THIS -
KO rubs his boot in to the face of Knight.
KO: And THIS -
KO starts to choke Knight with his boot, then rakes his eyes as the crowd are booing loudly now. A loud "KO SUCKS!" starts up. KO stands up and holds his arms out with a smile on his face, nodding his head, finally getting the reaction that he was looking for. KO grabs Knight by the hair and pulls him up, whips him in to the corner, but runs in to a boot from Knight. KO stumbles back and Knight goes to attack, but is dropped by a hard spin kick to the lips from KO. A shot of the countdown clock shows 30 seconds until the next entrant. KO connects with a shot to the jaw. KO grabs Knight by the hair again and drops him with a German Suplex. KO goes for a cover, forgetting that their are no pinfalls in this match.
Phil Latio: I was wondering if we were going to see a mistake like that.
Don Chuckles: Kurt Orton you idiot! Stay on him!
KO, a little bit frazzled, pulls Knight back up as the crowd starts to count down...
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Phil Latio: Oh my God!
Don Chuckles: YES! Forget Kurt Orton. The Bastard will get the job done!
Phil Latio: And the two of them will have a two on advantage over Christian Knight for two whole minutes!
Don Chuckles: Time to take out Christian Knight!
Phil Latio: This isn't good, Don!
The crowd goes nuts as JTB walks out from the back with the Thy WWE Title, wearing his white Jason mask with a blood smear across the mouth in a twisted smile. Inside the ring, Christian Knight starts to mount a comeback. Firing back at KO with right and lefts. JTB approaches the cage as the ref unlocks the door. JTB shoves over a ringside worker and grabs a steel chair. Lights Out Super Kick to KO from Knight, and JTB cracks Knight across the back with the chair. Knight is down and JTB starts to rain down on him with multiple chair shots as the crowd boos immensely.
Phil Latio: This is bad, Don. Two minutes is more than enough time for JTB to incapacitate a man with a steel chair.
Don Chuckles: More than enough time to take him out for good, too!
KO starts to stir as JTB drops the chair, then drops Christian Knight on to it with a beast of a DDT. The majority of the crowd are booing, but the amount of JTB supporters is somewhat surprising. After each shot from the chair that JTB delivers to Knight, the cheers from this group get louder and louder. JTB gets down in the face of Knight. The camera gets close so we can all hear what is said...
JTB: You shoulda stayed home! I warned you not to come back! Now, I have a promise to fulfill...
JTB slides the chair over Knights head and neck, ready to stomp on it and do some intense damage.
Phil Latio: Jesus Christ! He'll break his damn neck!
Don Chuckles: Yeah, that may be crossing the line a little bit.
KO struggles to his feet, barely able to stand and stumbles right in to JTB, almost knocking him over in the process. JTB turns around, wide eyed, looking at KO, who is clearly out of it. Knight slips the chair off of his head, then takes out JTB from behind with a chop block to a loud cheer. KO groggily goes to attack, but gets dropped with a drop toe hold on to the chair from Knight. Knight can barely stand as he approaches JTB. Low blow from The Bastard, then JTB flings Knight face first in to the wall of the cage. KO is back up. JTB picks up the chair, and runs and swings it like Jose Bautista, connected to the side of KO's head as the crowd all gasp.
Phil Latio: WHAT THE HELL?
Don Chuckles: HAHAHAHA! Who needs KO anyway?
Phil Latio: The Bastard has lost his damn mind!
JTB starts to viciously stomp away at a lifeless Kurt Orton as the clocks now shows 30 seconds until the next participant. Instead of staying on Knight, JTB opens the chair, sets it down in the middle of the ring and starts to count down with the crowd.
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The crowd explodes as Blade LaVigne bursts out from the back, jacked and ready to fight.
Phil Latio: Here come The Future! And, Joey the Bastard in taking out his own partner has put himself on the negative side of a man advantage!
Don Chuckles: Christian Knight is out of it. No need to worry about him!
Blade approaches the cage as JTB has the chair and is acting like a caged animal, daring Blade to step inside.
Phil Latio: I don't know if Kurt Orton will ever get up after that chair shot. Why the hell would JTB do that? Whoa, wait a minute!
Dominic Reynolds runs out of nowhere and drives Blade face first in to the corner of the cage.
Phil Latio: What the hell is Reynolds doing?
Reynolds stomps Blade up against the barricade. Blade has no idea who his attacker is, and can't defend himself either. Reynolds pulls Blade up, then crotches him on the barricade. Reynolds up the barricade, pulls up Blade while struggling to keep balance. Both men standing on the barricade. Blade is out on his feet. Reynolds sets him up, and drops him head first with a brainbuster on to the barricade as the crowd starts to chant, "HOLY SHIT!"
Phil Latio: What a devastating brainbuster on to the barricade! But, why? Why would Reynolds do such a thing?
Reynolds looks down at Blade with a smirk as the crowd starts to boo him like crazy.
Reynolds: Don't worry, Blade. I got this. Let me show you how a REAL superstar does things!
Reynolds turns and quickly slides through the door. JTB has little time to react, swinging the chair at a ducking Reynolds. Reynolds off the ropes and connects with a flying knee to the face of JTB. Before the ref can lock the door. Reynolds grabs the chair and tosses it out of the ring.
Reynolds: We won't be needing this.
JTB back up and is met by a quick jab from Reynolds. Another followed by a left cross, another jab than a tremendous uppercut that dummies JTB in an instant. EMTs arrive to check on Blade LaVigne. KO is somehow getting back to his feet, and Reynolds grabs him, sending him flying face first in to the cage. JTB has pulled himself to the corner and is now sitting there, propped up. Reynolds grabs KO and picks him up on to his shoulder, then proceeds to chuck KO like a dart head first in to the testicles of JTB!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Phil Latio: Well, that may have been the most brutal thing we've seen all night!
Don Chuckles: OH NO! Say good bye to any future little Bastards!
Phil Latio: That may not necessarily be a bad thing...
Reynolds moves back to a corner then runs and jumps, connecting up under the jaw of JTB with a hard stalling dropkick that looks to have knocked The Bastard out. Christian Knight is up now. He and Reynolds meet eyes then stand nose to nose. Then they both go over and grab JTB. Reynolds gets JTB in a Razor's Edge then starts to spin. Knight backs up, picks his spot, then connects with a Lights Out kick, and as he does, Reynolds sends JTB spinning though the air and hard to the mat. The clock shows 30 seconds remain as Reynolds and Knight continue to stomp away on KO and JTB inside the cage. On the outside, Blade is still being checked on by EMTs. Vince McMahon starts to job out from the back to see what is going on with Blade.
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Steve Blackman runs out from the back. The EMTs have gotten Blade back to his feet, but Blackman drops him back down with a Pump Kick that sends Blade flying over the barricade to boos. Vince starts yelling at Blackman who turns and enters the ring. Blackman ducks an attack from Reynolds and drops Knight with a clothesline. Then Blackman and Reynolds have a stand off.
Phil Latio: Both Blackman and Reynolds have extensive martial arts backgrounds. Steve Blackman has achieved black belt status, and Reynolds is a former Golden Glove winner in professional boxing!
Don Chuckles: Come on, Blackman! Do your job!
Blackman puts his dukes up as does Reynolds. Reynolds starts bouncing and bobbing his head. Blackman goes for a front kick which Reynolds dodges then connects with a flurry to the body that sends Blackman on the retreat. Reynolds chases, going for a haymaker to the back of the head, but Blackman moves quickly, wrapping up Reynolds in a rear waist lock. Reynolds tries to break out, but Blackman lifts him up and plants him chest first, transitioning in to a front face lock. Blackman then drives a knee in to the shoulder of Reynolds. Reynolds tries to roll out of it, but Blackman stays latched on, rolling with the momentum. Reynolds uses all of his strength to push up and get some leverage. He shoves Blackman off, and Blackman bounces off the ropes, dropping Reynolds with a shoulder tackle. Blackman runs to the ropes. Reynolds tries to take his legs out. Blackman hops over, bounces off again. Reynolds connects with a hard jumping uppercut that stops Blackman dead in his tracks. KO is back up, only to get knocked back down by Reynolds with a quick, but deadly right hook. Blackman fights back with a double leg take town and acquires a side mount over Reynolds. That is quickly put to a stop by Christian Knight who stomps Blackman. Reynolds quickly to his feet. Knight has Blackman in a rear waist lock. Reynolds off the ropes and hits a diving European uppercut to Blackman just before Knight drops Blackman with a German Suplex. The clock now reads 30 seconds, and Blade LaVigne is crawling back over the barricade.
Phil Latio: Blade LaVigne is back up! But, does he even know where he is? Does he even know that Reynolds was the one who attacked him?
Don Chuckles: I don't think so, Latio. It all happened so fast!
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Phil Latio: Well, this must be where Dominic Reynolds was supposed to enter originally.
Don Chuckles: Blade is entering the ring!
Blade gets in the ring. Reynolds, Knight and Blade all stand in the ring looking at each other. Reynolds looks to be on the defensive, ready for a revenge attack from Blade. But, instead Blade goes right after JTB. They start to engage in a slug fest as the crowd roars.
Phil Latio: Well, there's our answer, I guess. Blade has no idea that Reynolds was the one to attack him, but when he watches the tape after this match, there's gonna be hell to pay for Dominic Reynolds!
Blackman is back up. KO is barely back up. And everybody pairs off in slug fests. JTB vs Blade. Reynolds vs Blackman, and Knight vs KO.
The lights go out.
Phil Latio: What the hell's going on now? Is this a power outage?
Don Chuckles: Somebody's getting fired for this.
Phil Latio: Well, we seem to be experiencing some technical difficulties inside the building here...
The lights come back on the entire Wyatt Family is locked inside the double cage with everybody else!
Phil Latio: How in the hell did they get inside the cage?
Don Chuckles: Who cares, Latio. I wanna know why they're even here in the first place. Who's side are they on?
Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, and Troy Motor stand in one of the rings. Troy has a blank stare on his face, and Bray Wyatt is laughing. Blade, Knight, and Reynolds stand together, ready to fight. As do JTB, Blackman, and KO. Bray turns and attacks Team Thy WWE. Bray, Troy, and Harper start to lay the boots to the three members of Team Thy WWE. Troy drops Knight with the Dropback DDT. Harper superkicks Reynolds' head in to the steel cage. Then Bray takes out Blade with the Sister Abigail. The crowd is booing like crazy, as JTB seems to be a little more relaxed now as he starts to laugh and pats Bray on the back. Sister Abigail to JTB! Dropback DDT to KO. And a hard superkick to the skull of Steve Blackman. The crowd is roaring with approval now as Bray drops to his knees with a sick smile on his face. His brothers stand behind him as the lights go out again.
The lights come back on the Wyatt's are nowhere to be seen, but the crowd is loving it.
Phil Latio: What did we just witness?
Don Chuckles: We just witnessed the Wyatt's refuse to pick a side. They are letting everybody know, that after this is over, they will be still be a family, and we will a force that nobody in their right mind will want to mess with!
All six men in the ring are down.
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The places goes crazy as Bob Cena steps out from the back holding his InterNational Championship. He has his "best in the World" hoodie on with the hood up. Cena starts to groove to his own music a little as he makes his way down to ringside. Cena goes to enter the ring, but at the last second, turns away and joins the announce table.
Cena: Sup, bitches?
Phil Latio: Just the most important match in the history of Thy WWE!
Don Chuckles: Yeah, what are you doing? You need to get in there and help your team!
Cena: Oh, shit, yeah. You're right, my bad.
Cena gets up and goes to the ref beside the door. He man handles the ref in to giving him the key to the lock, then gets inside. First thing Cena does is grab KO and throw him out of the ring, and through the door. Then Cena grabs Blackman and starts to stomp on him, stuffing him in between the two rings. Cena stomps and stomps as the crowd cheers him on until Blackman disappears from view. Then Cena casually walks back to the door, exits, and takes a seat back at the commentary table as the ref locks the door.
Don Chuckles: Are you crazy?
Cena: Whatever do you mean?
Don Chuckles: You just left Joey the Bastard, your leader, in there all alone against 3 guys!
Cena: First of all, I have no leader. I'm my own leader! And, secondly, I'm sick and tired of doing all the work for Joey the Bastard. Let's see if he can do things himself for once.
Phil Latio: Sounds good to me!
Don Chuckles: You can't do this, Cena!
Cena: Watch me.
JTB stands up only to find that is surrounded by Blade, Knight, and Reynolds. JTB looks around for his team but they are taken out.
Don Chuckles: How can you do this to your team mate, Cena? After all he's done for you?
Cena: You know, Don, at one point. JTB was my team mate. He was a good team mate. But, recently, he's shown his true colors. He doesn't give a damn about me. He doesn't give a damn about Triana. So I don't give a damn about him. It's time he gets what he deserves!
Phil Latio: I can't argue with that!
JTB starts to beg his attackers off, but they won't have it. One by one, the three men each take a shot at JTB. Knight, then Reynolds, then Blade, then Knight, then Reynolds cuts in front of Blade to take another shot. Blade tries to get his shot in, but Reynolds shoves him away. Reynolds with another shot. Blade grabs Reynolds, and spins him around...
Blade: What the hell, man?
Reynolds: Back off! He's mine!
Reynolds shoves Blade again, and Blade shoves back. Before anything further can happen, Knight gets in between the two, trying to calm it all down.
Phil Latio: This isn't good for Team Thy WWE! There is dissension in the ranks!
Don Chuckles: When you have this many egos on one team, this is bound to happen. This may be JTB's one and only chance!
Cena: Well, it's good to know that even Team Thy can't get along either.
Reynolds and Blade both shove Knight on to his rear end. JTB out of nowhere leaps off the top turnbuckle, taking out the two of them with a double dropkick to a nice pop from the crowd.
Cena: OH! A nice move of desperation from The Bastard, but he had better be quick. There's only thirty seconds until another member of Team Thy comes out, and at that point it'll be four on one!
Don Chuckles: Do something, Cena!
Cena: Maybe I will. We'll have to wait and see, won't we?
JTB leaps and connects with a forearm to the face of Knight. Then he stomps Reynolds. He stomps Blade. He stomps Knight. He piles them all on top of each other then jumps up, bounces off the ropes and connects with a split-legged moonsault on to all three!
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Zak Shields arrives to a great ovation from the crowd. JTB spots Bob Cena st the announce table.
JTB: What the *beep* are you doing over there? Get your ass in the ring! NOW!
Don Chuckles: You heard the man, Cena.
Cena: Yeah, you do you, Joey. I'll keep doing me right here.
Zak approaches the cage and gets in and immediately attacked by JTB who begins to take out his frustrations with Bob Cena on him. Vicious stomps to Zak Shields from JTB. Bob Cena just watches on from the announce table. The other are up again now and they start to attack JTB as a group. The four on one assault is too much for JTB. The crowd cheers as Triana runs out from the back.
Cena: Uh oh, peace out, boys.
Cena hops out of his chair and blocks Triana.
Triana: Get out my way!
Cena: No, Triana! He needs this! We all do!
Triana: I need to help him! GET OUTTA MY WAY!
Triana tries to blow passed Cena, but Cena grabs her by the waist, protecting his face from Triana's attacks.
Cena: This is for his own good!
Triana starts shrieking as the four on one attack on JTB continues inside the caged two rings. Then the crowd erupts once more as Beno has grown tired of waiting around. He sprints out from the back. Cena spots him and lets go of Triana, and takes off running. Beno makes chase, and Triana grabs the steel chair outside the door and enters the ring. Beno can't seem to catch Bob Cena is running like a cat from a dog. Triana starts swinging for the fences, connecting with chair shots to anything and everything inside the ring not named Joey the Bastard. Reynolds goes down. Knight goes down. Blade goes down. Zak goes down. Cena sprints up the ramp toward the entrance as Beno stops. KO tries to hit Beno from behind, but Beno shrugs it off. KO isn't out of it enough to not know when to give up. KO starts to climb the cage to get away from Beno. Beno follows. Inside the ring, Triana is hugging a downed JTB. He kisses him on the forehead, and JTB gives her a smile before nodding his head. She helps JTB up. The crowd is going nuts as Beno pursues KO to the top of the cage, and JTB and Triana are reunited in the ring, ready to do some damage. Bob Cena spots on opening while Beno is distracted, and runs down to the ring, beats up one of the refs at ringside, and steals the lock key. Cena enters the ring, and locks the door behind him.
Phil Latio: Beno is locked out of the cage as is Kurt Orton.
Don Chuckles: I don't think they care much. Beno is like Michael Myers in his chase after KO, and KO looks as if he's running from death itself. Beno is pissed!
Cena looks up to the top of the cage where Beno and KO are engaged in life or death battle. Cena then turns to see Triana and JTB glaring at him. Steve Blackman emerges from in between the two rings, and stands beside JTB. Cena starts to back away, making excuses. Blade, Zak, Reynolds, and Knight all get to their feet. The groups line up then Cena attacks Zak to start off the next battle. It's an all out brawl. People's heads being slammed in to the cage walls. People are getting busted open left, right, and center. JTB and Triana take their time working over Reynolds in the corner. While Blade and Zak gang up on Blackman. Cena hits Knight with a running powerbomb. Spike Skrewdriver to Reynolds from JTB and Triana. Wild Bomb to Blackman from Zak. JTB kicks Blade in the gut. Skrewdriver to Blade LaVigne. An L-O-L to Zak Shields from Triana, and JTB and Triana stand tall in the ring. All of a sudden...
Phil Latio: NO! DONT DO IT!
Don Chuckles: AHH!
Beno Bomb to KO on the top of the cage and the roof gives out. KO crashes head first on the mat in a pool of his own blood.
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Beno jumps down in to the ring, looking like a rabid dog. JTB and Triana jump him and start to hammer away. Beno shoves Triana back, then drops her with a big boot. JTB quickly grabs the chair and cracks Beno in the skull with it.
Phil Latio: Only one man stands in the ring now, and it's Joey the freakin' Bastard!
Don Chuckles: Yes! Finish them all!
JTB's eyes go wide, and he loses control and just starts throwing chair shots like crazy to his down opponents. Cena reaches in to his pocket and pulls out a pair of handcuffs. He jumps Blackman from behind while JTB is still going crazy with chair shots. Cena then cuffs Blackman to the side of the cage.
Don Chuckles: NO! Cena! Don't do this!
The crowd is as amped as ever as they are witnessing Bob Cena setting the wheels in motion, and JTB going ballistic on all five of his opponents with a steel chair. JTB sees Cena, and threatens to hit him with the chair. Cena points at Blade.
Cena: You got him! Finish him!
JTB looks confused for a second, then has an "Oh, shit!" moment then grabs Blade and wraps his legs up in to a sharpshooter.
Phil Latio: This is it, folks! If Blade says he quits, then this match is over!
Don Chuckles: Thank God for Cena! But, why did he handcuff Blackman to the wall?
Chair shot to the back of JTB from Bob Cena as the place explodes once more. JTB rolls off of Blade, looking up at Cena is shock.
JTB: Wha..? Why?
Cena tosses the chair aside, then helps JTB up.
Cena: This is for your own good.
F-U from Bob Cena to JTB. Blackman is trying to break free from the cuffs, but it ain't happening. Team Thy start to get to their feet and witness what is going on. Cena pulls JTB up, and tosses him toward Beno. Beno Bomb to JTB. Beno pulls JTB up and holds him for a deadly combination of punches from Dominic Reynolds. Then Reynolds pulls JTB up and shoves him right in to a Lights Out Kick from Christian Knight. Knight drags JTB up. JTB can't even stand. Wild Bomb from Zak Shields. Triana bursts in on the scene, screaming and shouting. Cena gestures for the others to hold up.
Cena: Hang on! She needs to do this!
Cena pulls JTB up, and holds him there for Triana.
Triana: NO! I won't do it!
Cena: You have to, Triana! It's for his own good!
Triana: NO!
Triana is crying now. She looks at JTB. His eyes glazed over.
Cena: YOU HAVE TO! THIS NEEDS TO END NOW! END IT! FOR YOUR OWN GOOD AND HIS!
Tears pour down Triana's face as she looks at JTB.
JTB: I.... love.... you.
Triana: I love you, too.
Triana grabs JTB, lifts him on to her shoulders, and drops him with the hardest L-O-L that she' has ever delivered to a huge pop from the crowd.She breaks down in a heap after words. Cena looks at Blade, and nods his head.
Cena: Your turn, man.
Blade grabs JTB and drops him with a sit-down powerbomb. Then Blade locks on a Figure Four. Vince McMahon has found a second key as he unlocks the door and gets in to the ring. he has a microphone and puts it to JTB's mouth.
JTB: I... I... I quit.
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Phil Latio: YES! YES! IT'S OVER! TEAM THY WWE HAS WON!
Don Chuckles: AHH! How could this happen?
Steve Cruise: Here are your winners, Team Thy WWE!
Winners of the Match: Team THY WWE
The cage starts to raise after Blackman's cuffs are opened by a ref as Bob Cena quickly exits the ring and bails through the crowd. Triana has JTB's head cradled on her lap as she's stroking his hair. Vince Mcmahon speaks in to the mic.
Vince McMahon: I'm back! Great job to my team. I'll make sure each and every one of you are rewarded accordingly. But, as for now... I have one last thing to say to Mr. Joey the Bastard...
Triana: No, please. Don't!
Vince McMahon: Joey the Bastard....
Triana: Make it me instead!
Vince McMahon: YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Triana: NO!
Vince McMahon: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Phil Latio: OH MY GOD!
Don Chuckles: AHH!
The crowd is louder than ever as Vince McMahon and the rest of his team stand tall in the ring. Reynolds never taking his eye off of Blade LaVigne.
Phil Latio: It's finally over, Don. The New Age is no more. Kurt Orton hasn't moved. He may have a broken neck. That fall was sickening!
Don Chuckles: Oh, shut the hell up, Latio! Joey the Bastard has been fired! This is terrible!
Phil Latio: Vince McMahon is back where he belongs in power, but the whole damn Thy WWE pretty much had to come together to stop that lunatic, Joey the Bastard! That should tell you something about him. And, that damn sure tells you something about Thy WWE. Even with our differences, we still came together, fought together, and won together, and we will NEVER see an image like this again, I promise you that! Thy WWE is free!
Thank you everybody, and good night!
The Thy WWE logo appears in the bottom left corner of the screen as we seen Beno, Zak Shields, Christian Knight, Dominic Reynolds, Blade LaVigne, and Vince McMahon all standing in the ring together with their arms raised. We see EMTs and Triana tending to JTB in the background as the show fades out.
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I just want to say that I really do apologize for the delay. You know, I could name off excuse after excuse but I won't. Shit happens and life gets busy sometimes. I really do appreciate all of the support and patience from everyone. Seriously, everyone on this site is second family to me and some of you have been with me from the start. I know we aren't as active as I wish we were but hey, it's a new year so you never know what will happen. I hope you enjoy the show, please leave a comment and a new RAW card will be posted in a few days! Lets start off 2017 the right way! I'm excited to see what happens this year for sure! But enough of that, I hope you guys enjoy the results! - Blade
Troy Burris: Sasha, Charlotte, tonight you both have a full plate as you face the trio of Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper and Troy Motor in a handicap survival match. How have you prepared- oh god!
Burris jumps back as Sasha and Charlotte are hit from behind by Luke Harper and Troy Motor! The two women go down as Luke and Troy begin stomping them down! We hear screams and chaos backstage as men rush in to try and calm the two cultists, but the two fight them off. Troy picks up Sasha and throws her head first into a stack of equipment crates, while Luke pulls Charlotte into an Irish whip, sending her crashing through the interview area. Security finally puts some space between them, but the damage has been done and Troy and Luke are backing off. Troy has a massive smile on his face, and he begins yelling.
Troy: This is The Way!
Troy repeats that over and over, as Luke simply looks crazed as the show goes to commercial once again.
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Phil Latio: Troy and Luke Harper are cowards Don! Attacking Sasha and Charlotte like that!
Don Chuckles: As long as they stay away from me, I'm good.
Phil Latio: But either way, that match is next and I wouldn't think Sasha and Charlotte would be hundred percent now!
Don Chuckles: Either way, let's get to the match!
Static cuts across the screen as "Live in Fear" by Mark Crozer & The Rels begins playing.
Bray Wyatt walks out, lit by his lantern and followed by Troy Motor and Luke Harper. The three men are getting booed by seemingly everyone in the building; Bray only laughs.
Phil Latio: The actions of these men are shocking and disgusting. Earlier tonight Luke Harper and Troy Motor attacked Sasha Banks and Charlotte, potentially putting them out of commission.
Don Chuckles: It was heinous and frightening. I loved it!
Phil Latio: We should note however that we have not gotten any updates on the two women. For all we know, they could very well still be ready to fight!
The trio is in the ring now, and Bray turns off the lantern and grabs a mic. A bluish spotlight shines down on the ring.
Bray: I told you.
The crowd boos as Bray laughs.
Bray: I told you all what would happen! It is my mission to teach you all! And it is been said that Troy Motor and Luke Harper's divine mission is to guide you all to the Way! As I stand here and preach Abigail's righteous words, you all boo me, as I speak these words of truth, you all disapprove of me! You look down on us? Well I say no way, man, no way! We have done everything we said we will do, but oh, there is so much more to be done! But for now, Sasha Banks and Charlotte, I hope you are watching from your hospital beds because-
Suddenly the crowd is cheering, louder and louder, and the arena lights come on as we see Charlotte Flair and Sasha Banks walking out onto the stage!
Phil Latio: What?!
Don Chuckles: Good god! They're here! How are they here?
Both of the women look to be in pain, but they aren't letting that stop them as they run to the ring! Bray Wyatt slides out as a referee gets between Sasha and Charlotte and Troy and Luke.
The two teams step back, and the ref rings the bell!
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Sasha ferociously attacks Troy, back him into the corner, while Harper ducks a shot from Charlotte and throws her into a turnbuckle. Bray has taken a seat in his rocking chair at ringside.
Phil Latio: What the hell is Bray doing? This is a handicap match, he can wrestle!
Don Chuckles: Looks like he's leaving the fight to Harper and Motor.
Harper delivers some hard elbows to Charlotte, then notices Sasha beating down Troy in the opposite corner. Harper runs at Sasha...She ducks! Harper clotheslines Troy in the corner!
Phil Latio: Harper just creamed Troy with that clothesline!
Don Chuckles: It's like Sasha saw that coming from a mile away!
Sasha pulls Harper down to the ground and rolls him up! Before the ref can even count, Harper rolls out and stands, trying for a superkick. Sasha sucks the kick and hits Harper with a low blow!
Phil Latio: Oh! It's no DQ and Sasha took advantage!
Don Chuckles: That hulking monster just went down!
Troy is still dazed in the corner. Sasha yells something to Charlotte, and Sasha gets on her hands and knees in front of the corner.
Phil Latio: The hell are they planning here....?
Charlotte takes a running start and steps onto Sasha's back, lifting herself up high, Troy catches her! and a Jackknife powerbomb onto Sasha Banks!
Phil Latio: Oh my God!
Don Chuckles: Troy just caught Charlotte, flipped her, and powerbombed her straight into Sasha!
Troy stumbles over to Harper who is still in major pain. Charlotte has rolled to the outside of the ring in pain, while Sasha hasn't moved.
Phil Latio: Guys, I think Sasha might be hurt bad.
Troy walks over the Sasha- and stomps on her back!
Phil Latio: Dammit! Dammit! Is that necessary?!
Don Chuckles: He saw his chance and took it! Brutal, but that'll keep her down I guarantee you that much!
Harper has gotten up, and Troy is lifting Sasha up by her hair. Harper grabs her other arm and they whip her into the ropes, and both hit her with discus elbows! Troy notices Charlotte on the outside and walks over, reaching over the top rope and grabbing her hair. He lifts her up- and she smashes a STOP sign into his skull! Troy crumples onto the mat, and Charlotte slides into the ring. Harper runs for a clothesline, but she ducks and smashes him in the face with the STOP sign!
Phil Latio: Charlotte has just turned the momentum back in her teams favor!
Charlotte checks on Sasha, and it appears she gives her an idea. An obviously in pain Sasha stands up, and Charlotte drags Luke Harper to the corner, and with some trouble, lays him on the bottom rope in the corner. With Sasha's help, she lays Troy on the second rope in the corner. Sasha gets up onto the top rope with some difficulty, and then jumps upwards, and plants her knees into Troy's midsection! Troy folds in half and crashes into Luke!
Don Chuckles: Holy Shit! Sasha just broke both Wyatt Family members in half!
Sasha's back is clearly still hurt. Charlotte drags Luke into the center of the ring and covers him!
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The crowd can't believe Harper kicked out!
Phil Latio: How the hell is Harper functioning??
Troy has rolled to the outside of the ring, and Charlotte helps Sasha up, and both women go on the outside. They pick Troy up, each grab an arm, and Irish whip him straight into the steps! Charlotte and Sasha now begin stomping on a downed Troy! Bray still watches passively from his chair, showing no reaction.
Don Chuckles: His men are failing, but he isn't showing an ounce of emotion! That's a weird cat right there guys.
Sasha looks under the ring and pulls out a couple of chairs, throwing two in the ring, and lifting the other one up, bringing it down on Troy's back! She hits him another time! And again! And, Out of nowhere, Luke Harper wipes her out with a clothesline! Charlotte runs at Harper, but he catches her and sends her flying into the ring post! Harper picks her up and rolls her into the ring, before turning around and stripping away the Spanish announce table. Harper helps Troy up, who looks like he doesn't know who he is. Then Harper picks up Sasha, and lays her down on the announce table.
The crowd is buzzing as they catch on. Harper turns to Troy, then points at the top of the ring post!
Phil Latio: Oh goddamn no! Not this!
Don Chuckles: Anything and everything to win!
Troy climbs slowly, with obviously injured legs. He finally reaches the top turnbuckle and looks around at the roaring crowd, before making a gun gesture with his fingers and pointing it at Sasha! Troy launches himself off and drives the point of his elbow right into Sasha's chest!
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Don Chuckles: JESUS CHRIST!
Bray is laughing like a maniac! Harper doesn't even check on Troy, he just sets back to work, taking the upper part of the steps off and tossing them into the ring. Harper slides in, and picks Charlotte up, pushing her towards the ropes. He grabs the back of her head and directs it to Troy and Sasha on the ground, injured, among the ruins of the announce table.
Phil Latio: He is demented! He's getting joy from showing Charlotte her injured loved one!
Harper drops down and rolls Charlotte up, but much like Harper earlier, she rolls through- and kicks him in the skull! Harper sits there for a moment, eyes wide and unfocused, before falling down. Charlotte collapses onto him for the pin!
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Don Chuckles: They just won't die!
Phil Latio: I'm afraid Charlotte's body may just give out! Sasha Banks is out of commission, Charlotte may be next!
Charlotte is clearly frustrated. She picks up the steel steps, and just drops them onto Luke! Right into his shoulder! He screams in pain!
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Troy smashes Charlotte in the back of the head with a steel chair! Troy looks pissed and screams like a primal animal. He picks the steps up, and standing them up on the stepping part so that the V where the ring-post fits in is facing up. He smashes Charlotte's head down into that crevice of the steps! She lays there, limp, possibly concussed.
Harper has gotten to his feet, nursing his arm where Charlotte had dropped the steps on them. Troy hands Harper a steel chair. Troy lifts his up, and smashes it down on Charlotte's head, which is trapped in the steps!
Harper does it next, and now he and Troy take turns crushing Charlotte's head into the steps with steel chairs! Troy chair is broken beyond repair, twisted and warped, so he tells Harper to stop and they toss the chairs to the outside. Charlotte is limp, and her head slides of the stairs and she crumples to the mat.
Phil Latio: Please just end this. You have nothing left to prove, dammit!
Troy wipes blood from Charlotte's forehead, and smears it onto his shirt. He drops the steps into the center of the ring, and picks Charlotte up as if he's about to give her a flapjack on the steps. He yells at Harper.
Troy: Show her the Way!
Harper runs behind Troy, and they both jump up, Harper catching Charlotte's head in a cutter. A Dudley Death Drop ontothe Steel steps!
Phil Latio: A Dudley death drop is one of the most deadliest tag team moves in wrestling, and they just wiped Charlotte out with that.
Luke pulls Sasha off of the steps and pins her.
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Phil Latio: That's it folks! The match is over!
Winners Of The Match: THE WYATT FAMILY
Steve Cruise: And your winners of the match! The Wyatt Family!
The crowd boos them, but many in the audience also seem just shocked at what they've witnessed. Bray rolls into the ring, laughing hysterically, before dropping to his knees and spreading his arms out beside him. Luke stands behind him with blank eyes, while Troy is slightly hunched over, favoring his left knee.
Bray laughs.
"FOLLOW..... THE BUZZARDS!"
The show goes to commercial.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: Ladies and gentlemen, the time is now. The match that will determine the very future of Thy WWE is about to take place.
Don Chuckles: And, after tonight, Vince McMahon will never ever be seen in Thy WWE again!
Phil Latio: God forbid! The New Age has driven Thy WWE in to the gutter, and the man who we can all blame for that, is Joey the Bastard. A man who has alienated not only himself, but his team mates, and the entire Thy WWE locker room as a whole.
Don Chuckles: The Bastard only wants what is best for this company, Latio.
Phil Latio: The Bastard only wants what is best for himself. This was all just to get to the Thy WWE World Championship, and now the New Age faces their biggest threat. The Bastard is in panic mode. He's in desperation mode, and there is no more dangerous when in desperation mode than Joey the Bastard.
Don Chuckles: That's how he brought this team together, Latio. They were all desperate. Desperate to break through the restraints that McMahon had them shackled in to. The New Age was indeed desperate when they first formed. Now? They could be more so than we've ever seen before. If they could accomplish what we've seen them do while desperate before, I have no doubt in my mind that the New Age is coming out victorious tonight.
Phil Latio: But, let's take a look at Vince McMahon's Team Thy WWE. We have the former two-time Champion, Blade LaVigne. The one man who has opposed the New Age since their conception, and the one man who has never backed down from them. They have beaten him down on multiple occasions, but he kept coming back. Blade LaVigne loves this company and it's fans more than life itself, and if the New Age want to obtain absolute power once and for all, Blade LaVigne will be the toughest wall to topple.
Don Chuckles: They may have to kill him, Latio. That's how much Blade bleeds Thy WWE. I'll give him that, the guy is loyal. But, the New Age are loyal, too.
Phil Latio: From what I've been seeing, the New Age has been fractured for a long time. Bob Cena may be feeling as if The Bastard has shoved Cena down in to the shadows more so than he was before the New Age.
Don Chuckles: That's not the case, Latio. Bob Cena is the InterNational Champion, and it's all because of Joey the Bastard.
Phil Latio: Yet, the only reason JTB is World Champion is because Bob Cena helped him beat Blade LaVigne. In fact, the only reason JTB is the Owner and CEO of Thy WWE is because of Bob Cena as well! If it weren't for Bob Cena, none of this would have happened.
Don Chuckles: So, why all this hate for The Bastard? You said it yourself... it's all Bob Cena's fault! I, for one, am thankful for Bob Cena putting his ego to the side and letting the true top dawg take over. It take a lot to admit that you may only be second best.
Phil Latio: I highly doubt that that is how Bob Cena really thinks. And, what about Triana? What has Triana really done other than helping JTB with his dirty work?
Don Chuckles: Triana is supporting the one she loves, Latio. When this all ends tonight, The Bastard will help out Triana with her goals. It's give and take. Have you never been in a relationship before?
Phil Latio: Well, as far as I can see, it's been The Bastard doing most of the taking, and I pray that Triana snaps out of this mad love phase she seems to be stuck in.
Don Chuckles: Mad love? You're damn right, Latio. A phase? True love is no phase. Sounds to me like you, just like everybody else, are just jealous of what the two of them share together.
Phil Latio: Now, our broadcast colleague, Beno, will also be competing here tonight.
Don Chuckles: You may not believe this, but I actually like Beno. I think he is an excellent commentator, and I think he was an excellent performer inside the ring. But, the key word here is was... Beno can't compete with the best anymore, and I sincerely feel that when Beno accepted a spot in this match, he made a very dangerous mistake. And, after this is all over with, we may not even see Beno in the booth after the beaten he receives from the New Age.
Phil Latio: Plus, we also have the returns of Christian Knight, and Dominic Reynolds to look forward to.
Don Chuckles: Yeah, I look forward to seeing them get the living piss beaten out of them. This is the type of stuff that The Bastard wanted to get rid of. Dinosaurs coming back to life. But, if the New Age needs to be the comet to stop the second coming of the dinosaurs, I'm all for it.
Phil Latio: Some people say that the way Reynolds got in to this match was an act of cowardice, Don.
Don Chuckles: That I can disagree with. Reynolds is a certified veteran, and he knew deep down that McMahon made the wrong choice in Kendall. Reynolds took it upon himself to show Vince the error of his ways. I wish he hadn't, because Kendall would have been a non-factor in this match. Reynolds, on the other hand, is a threat. A threat that the New Age will undoubtedly overcome, but a threat nonetheless. And Christian Knight loves this place almost as much as Blade LaVigne does. I don't see Zak Shields or Beno doing anything special, but the combo of Blade, Reynolds, and Christian Knight are three guys that the New Age absolutely need to pay attention to, focus on, and possibly take out of the match early on.
Phil Latio: Well, enough talking, let's get to the match!
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Steve Cruise: The following contest in scheduled for one fall, and it is the WAR GAMES match!
The crowd goes crazy.
Steve Cruise: The rules of the match are as follows. One member from each team will start the match. Every 2 minutes after that, a member from each team will enter the match in alternating fashion until all five participants from each team are inside the cage. At that point, it will be one fall to a finish, and the only way to win the match is to make a member of the opposing team say the words, "I quit"
Phil Latio: Let me remind everybody that The New Age earned the advantage a few weeks ago on Thy WWE RAW, so they will enjoy multiple man advantages. Team Thy WWE better bring their working boots.
Don Chuckles: Thy WWE better bring a damn tank, or a nuclear warhead!
The extra large cage starts to lower around the two side by side rings.
Steve Cruise: Introducing first.... From Team New Age...
Steve Cruise: From Newark, New Jersey, weighing two hundred forty five pounds... KURT ORRRTON!
Orton walks out from the back patting his chest and carrying his Money in the Bank briefcase. The crowd doesn't give KO much of a response as he tries to get them to react, but these fans won't have any of it. KO shakes his head and enters the ring, holding the case above his head as the crowd goes mild.
The roof blows off the building as former General Manager and World Champion Christian Knight walks out on to the stage. He looks to be hyped up as he yells out to the crowd. Knight makes his way down to the ring while pointing at Kurt Orton.
Phil Latio: What a way to start this match off. Two Former champs, and who could forget the brutal casket match that these two had a few years ago for the Thy WWE Championship?
Don Chuckles: That was brutal, and Kurt Orton did what he does best, and that's choke. He better not choke tonight!
Knight enters the ring as Steve Cruise exits. The refs on the outside close the cage doors located on opposite side of the two ring cage. Christian Knight has a hop in his step as he bounces in place.
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The crowd erupt again as the match is officially under way. KO and Knight circle one another until KO says screw this and taunts for the crowd, who give him no reaction. KO tries it again, and nothing still. Knight has a smirk as he waves for KO to try again. KO does, frustrated, and the crowd gives him nothing. KO shrugged, defeated, and says something to Knight from across the ring.
KO: They're broken! You try!
Knight nods a little then jumps up on the second turnbuckle with a taunt of his own. This time, the crowd reacts with deafening cheers as Knight nods his head in agreement. KO charges and clubs Knight in the lumbar area of the spine as the fans immediately begin to boo loudly. KO grabs Knight by the hair and drives him down hard to mat from the second turnbuckle with a brutal neck breaker. KO takes notice to the reaction now...
KO: Oh, so now you wanna talk to me? All I had to do to get a reaction was a little of THIS -
KO rubs his boot in to the face of Knight.
KO: And THIS -
KO starts to choke Knight with his boot, then rakes his eyes as the crowd are booing loudly now. A loud "KO SUCKS!" starts up. KO stands up and holds his arms out with a smile on his face, nodding his head, finally getting the reaction that he was looking for. KO grabs Knight by the hair and pulls him up, whips him in to the corner, but runs in to a boot from Knight. KO stumbles back and Knight goes to attack, but is dropped by a hard spin kick to the lips from KO. A shot of the countdown clock shows 30 seconds until the next entrant. KO connects with a shot to the jaw. KO grabs Knight by the hair again and drops him with a German Suplex. KO goes for a cover, forgetting that their are no pinfalls in this match.
Phil Latio: I was wondering if we were going to see a mistake like that.
Don Chuckles: Kurt Orton you idiot! Stay on him!
KO, a little bit frazzled, pulls Knight back up as the crowd starts to count down...
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Phil Latio: Oh my God!
Don Chuckles: YES! Forget Kurt Orton. The Bastard will get the job done!
Phil Latio: And the two of them will have a two on advantage over Christian Knight for two whole minutes!
Don Chuckles: Time to take out Christian Knight!
Phil Latio: This isn't good, Don!
The crowd goes nuts as JTB walks out from the back with the Thy WWE Title, wearing his white Jason mask with a blood smear across the mouth in a twisted smile. Inside the ring, Christian Knight starts to mount a comeback. Firing back at KO with right and lefts. JTB approaches the cage as the ref unlocks the door. JTB shoves over a ringside worker and grabs a steel chair. Lights Out Super Kick to KO from Knight, and JTB cracks Knight across the back with the chair. Knight is down and JTB starts to rain down on him with multiple chair shots as the crowd boos immensely.
Phil Latio: This is bad, Don. Two minutes is more than enough time for JTB to incapacitate a man with a steel chair.
Don Chuckles: More than enough time to take him out for good, too!
KO starts to stir as JTB drops the chair, then drops Christian Knight on to it with a beast of a DDT. The majority of the crowd are booing, but the amount of JTB supporters is somewhat surprising. After each shot from the chair that JTB delivers to Knight, the cheers from this group get louder and louder. JTB gets down in the face of Knight. The camera gets close so we can all hear what is said...
JTB: You shoulda stayed home! I warned you not to come back! Now, I have a promise to fulfill...
JTB slides the chair over Knights head and neck, ready to stomp on it and do some intense damage.
Phil Latio: Jesus Christ! He'll break his damn neck!
Don Chuckles: Yeah, that may be crossing the line a little bit.
KO struggles to his feet, barely able to stand and stumbles right in to JTB, almost knocking him over in the process. JTB turns around, wide eyed, looking at KO, who is clearly out of it. Knight slips the chair off of his head, then takes out JTB from behind with a chop block to a loud cheer. KO groggily goes to attack, but gets dropped with a drop toe hold on to the chair from Knight. Knight can barely stand as he approaches JTB. Low blow from The Bastard, then JTB flings Knight face first in to the wall of the cage. KO is back up. JTB picks up the chair, and runs and swings it like Jose Bautista, connected to the side of KO's head as the crowd all gasp.
Phil Latio: WHAT THE HELL?
Don Chuckles: HAHAHAHA! Who needs KO anyway?
Phil Latio: The Bastard has lost his damn mind!
JTB starts to viciously stomp away at a lifeless Kurt Orton as the clocks now shows 30 seconds until the next participant. Instead of staying on Knight, JTB opens the chair, sets it down in the middle of the ring and starts to count down with the crowd.
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The crowd explodes as Blade LaVigne bursts out from the back, jacked and ready to fight.
Phil Latio: Here come The Future! And, Joey the Bastard in taking out his own partner has put himself on the negative side of a man advantage!
Don Chuckles: Christian Knight is out of it. No need to worry about him!
Blade approaches the cage as JTB has the chair and is acting like a caged animal, daring Blade to step inside.
Phil Latio: I don't know if Kurt Orton will ever get up after that chair shot. Why the hell would JTB do that? Whoa, wait a minute!
Dominic Reynolds runs out of nowhere and drives Blade face first in to the corner of the cage.
Phil Latio: What the hell is Reynolds doing?
Reynolds stomps Blade up against the barricade. Blade has no idea who his attacker is, and can't defend himself either. Reynolds pulls Blade up, then crotches him on the barricade. Reynolds up the barricade, pulls up Blade while struggling to keep balance. Both men standing on the barricade. Blade is out on his feet. Reynolds sets him up, and drops him head first with a brainbuster on to the barricade as the crowd starts to chant, "HOLY SHIT!"
Phil Latio: What a devastating brainbuster on to the barricade! But, why? Why would Reynolds do such a thing?
Reynolds looks down at Blade with a smirk as the crowd starts to boo him like crazy.
Reynolds: Don't worry, Blade. I got this. Let me show you how a REAL superstar does things!
Reynolds turns and quickly slides through the door. JTB has little time to react, swinging the chair at a ducking Reynolds. Reynolds off the ropes and connects with a flying knee to the face of JTB. Before the ref can lock the door. Reynolds grabs the chair and tosses it out of the ring.
Reynolds: We won't be needing this.
JTB back up and is met by a quick jab from Reynolds. Another followed by a left cross, another jab than a tremendous uppercut that dummies JTB in an instant. EMTs arrive to check on Blade LaVigne. KO is somehow getting back to his feet, and Reynolds grabs him, sending him flying face first in to the cage. JTB has pulled himself to the corner and is now sitting there, propped up. Reynolds grabs KO and picks him up on to his shoulder, then proceeds to chuck KO like a dart head first in to the testicles of JTB!
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Phil Latio: Well, that may have been the most brutal thing we've seen all night!
Don Chuckles: OH NO! Say good bye to any future little Bastards!
Phil Latio: That may not necessarily be a bad thing...
Reynolds moves back to a corner then runs and jumps, connecting up under the jaw of JTB with a hard stalling dropkick that looks to have knocked The Bastard out. Christian Knight is up now. He and Reynolds meet eyes then stand nose to nose. Then they both go over and grab JTB. Reynolds gets JTB in a Razor's Edge then starts to spin. Knight backs up, picks his spot, then connects with a Lights Out kick, and as he does, Reynolds sends JTB spinning though the air and hard to the mat. The clock shows 30 seconds remain as Reynolds and Knight continue to stomp away on KO and JTB inside the cage. On the outside, Blade is still being checked on by EMTs. Vince McMahon starts to job out from the back to see what is going on with Blade.
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Steve Blackman runs out from the back. The EMTs have gotten Blade back to his feet, but Blackman drops him back down with a Pump Kick that sends Blade flying over the barricade to boos. Vince starts yelling at Blackman who turns and enters the ring. Blackman ducks an attack from Reynolds and drops Knight with a clothesline. Then Blackman and Reynolds have a stand off.
Phil Latio: Both Blackman and Reynolds have extensive martial arts backgrounds. Steve Blackman has achieved black belt status, and Reynolds is a former Golden Glove winner in professional boxing!
Don Chuckles: Come on, Blackman! Do your job!
Blackman puts his dukes up as does Reynolds. Reynolds starts bouncing and bobbing his head. Blackman goes for a front kick which Reynolds dodges then connects with a flurry to the body that sends Blackman on the retreat. Reynolds chases, going for a haymaker to the back of the head, but Blackman moves quickly, wrapping up Reynolds in a rear waist lock. Reynolds tries to break out, but Blackman lifts him up and plants him chest first, transitioning in to a front face lock. Blackman then drives a knee in to the shoulder of Reynolds. Reynolds tries to roll out of it, but Blackman stays latched on, rolling with the momentum. Reynolds uses all of his strength to push up and get some leverage. He shoves Blackman off, and Blackman bounces off the ropes, dropping Reynolds with a shoulder tackle. Blackman runs to the ropes. Reynolds tries to take his legs out. Blackman hops over, bounces off again. Reynolds connects with a hard jumping uppercut that stops Blackman dead in his tracks. KO is back up, only to get knocked back down by Reynolds with a quick, but deadly right hook. Blackman fights back with a double leg take town and acquires a side mount over Reynolds. That is quickly put to a stop by Christian Knight who stomps Blackman. Reynolds quickly to his feet. Knight has Blackman in a rear waist lock. Reynolds off the ropes and hits a diving European uppercut to Blackman just before Knight drops Blackman with a German Suplex. The clock now reads 30 seconds, and Blade LaVigne is crawling back over the barricade.
Phil Latio: Blade LaVigne is back up! But, does he even know where he is? Does he even know that Reynolds was the one who attacked him?
Don Chuckles: I don't think so, Latio. It all happened so fast!
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Phil Latio: Well, this must be where Dominic Reynolds was supposed to enter originally.
Don Chuckles: Blade is entering the ring!
Blade gets in the ring. Reynolds, Knight and Blade all stand in the ring looking at each other. Reynolds looks to be on the defensive, ready for a revenge attack from Blade. But, instead Blade goes right after JTB. They start to engage in a slug fest as the crowd roars.
Phil Latio: Well, there's our answer, I guess. Blade has no idea that Reynolds was the one to attack him, but when he watches the tape after this match, there's gonna be hell to pay for Dominic Reynolds!
Blackman is back up. KO is barely back up. And everybody pairs off in slug fests. JTB vs Blade. Reynolds vs Blackman, and Knight vs KO.
The lights go out.
Phil Latio: What the hell's going on now? Is this a power outage?
Don Chuckles: Somebody's getting fired for this.
Phil Latio: Well, we seem to be experiencing some technical difficulties inside the building here...
The lights come back on the entire Wyatt Family is locked inside the double cage with everybody else!
Phil Latio: How in the hell did they get inside the cage?
Don Chuckles: Who cares, Latio. I wanna know why they're even here in the first place. Who's side are they on?
Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, and Troy Motor stand in one of the rings. Troy has a blank stare on his face, and Bray Wyatt is laughing. Blade, Knight, and Reynolds stand together, ready to fight. As do JTB, Blackman, and KO. Bray turns and attacks Team Thy WWE. Bray, Troy, and Harper start to lay the boots to the three members of Team Thy WWE. Troy drops Knight with the Dropback DDT. Harper superkicks Reynolds' head in to the steel cage. Then Bray takes out Blade with the Sister Abigail. The crowd is booing like crazy, as JTB seems to be a little more relaxed now as he starts to laugh and pats Bray on the back. Sister Abigail to JTB! Dropback DDT to KO. And a hard superkick to the skull of Steve Blackman. The crowd is roaring with approval now as Bray drops to his knees with a sick smile on his face. His brothers stand behind him as the lights go out again.
The lights come back on the Wyatt's are nowhere to be seen, but the crowd is loving it.
Phil Latio: What did we just witness?
Don Chuckles: We just witnessed the Wyatt's refuse to pick a side. They are letting everybody know, that after this is over, they will be still be a family, and we will a force that nobody in their right mind will want to mess with!
All six men in the ring are down.
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The places goes crazy as Bob Cena steps out from the back holding his InterNational Championship. He has his "best in the World" hoodie on with the hood up. Cena starts to groove to his own music a little as he makes his way down to ringside. Cena goes to enter the ring, but at the last second, turns away and joins the announce table.
Cena: Sup, bitches?
Phil Latio: Just the most important match in the history of Thy WWE!
Don Chuckles: Yeah, what are you doing? You need to get in there and help your team!
Cena: Oh, shit, yeah. You're right, my bad.
Cena gets up and goes to the ref beside the door. He man handles the ref in to giving him the key to the lock, then gets inside. First thing Cena does is grab KO and throw him out of the ring, and through the door. Then Cena grabs Blackman and starts to stomp on him, stuffing him in between the two rings. Cena stomps and stomps as the crowd cheers him on until Blackman disappears from view. Then Cena casually walks back to the door, exits, and takes a seat back at the commentary table as the ref locks the door.
Don Chuckles: Are you crazy?
Cena: Whatever do you mean?
Don Chuckles: You just left Joey the Bastard, your leader, in there all alone against 3 guys!
Cena: First of all, I have no leader. I'm my own leader! And, secondly, I'm sick and tired of doing all the work for Joey the Bastard. Let's see if he can do things himself for once.
Phil Latio: Sounds good to me!
Don Chuckles: You can't do this, Cena!
Cena: Watch me.
JTB stands up only to find that is surrounded by Blade, Knight, and Reynolds. JTB looks around for his team but they are taken out.
Don Chuckles: How can you do this to your team mate, Cena? After all he's done for you?
Cena: You know, Don, at one point. JTB was my team mate. He was a good team mate. But, recently, he's shown his true colors. He doesn't give a damn about me. He doesn't give a damn about Triana. So I don't give a damn about him. It's time he gets what he deserves!
Phil Latio: I can't argue with that!
JTB starts to beg his attackers off, but they won't have it. One by one, the three men each take a shot at JTB. Knight, then Reynolds, then Blade, then Knight, then Reynolds cuts in front of Blade to take another shot. Blade tries to get his shot in, but Reynolds shoves him away. Reynolds with another shot. Blade grabs Reynolds, and spins him around...
Blade: What the hell, man?
Reynolds: Back off! He's mine!
Reynolds shoves Blade again, and Blade shoves back. Before anything further can happen, Knight gets in between the two, trying to calm it all down.
Phil Latio: This isn't good for Team Thy WWE! There is dissension in the ranks!
Don Chuckles: When you have this many egos on one team, this is bound to happen. This may be JTB's one and only chance!
Cena: Well, it's good to know that even Team Thy can't get along either.
Reynolds and Blade both shove Knight on to his rear end. JTB out of nowhere leaps off the top turnbuckle, taking out the two of them with a double dropkick to a nice pop from the crowd.
Cena: OH! A nice move of desperation from The Bastard, but he had better be quick. There's only thirty seconds until another member of Team Thy comes out, and at that point it'll be four on one!
Don Chuckles: Do something, Cena!
Cena: Maybe I will. We'll have to wait and see, won't we?
JTB leaps and connects with a forearm to the face of Knight. Then he stomps Reynolds. He stomps Blade. He stomps Knight. He piles them all on top of each other then jumps up, bounces off the ropes and connects with a split-legged moonsault on to all three!
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Zak Shields arrives to a great ovation from the crowd. JTB spots Bob Cena st the announce table.
JTB: What the *beep* are you doing over there? Get your ass in the ring! NOW!
Don Chuckles: You heard the man, Cena.
Cena: Yeah, you do you, Joey. I'll keep doing me right here.
Zak approaches the cage and gets in and immediately attacked by JTB who begins to take out his frustrations with Bob Cena on him. Vicious stomps to Zak Shields from JTB. Bob Cena just watches on from the announce table. The other are up again now and they start to attack JTB as a group. The four on one assault is too much for JTB. The crowd cheers as Triana runs out from the back.
Cena: Uh oh, peace out, boys.
Cena hops out of his chair and blocks Triana.
Triana: Get out my way!
Cena: No, Triana! He needs this! We all do!
Triana: I need to help him! GET OUTTA MY WAY!
Triana tries to blow passed Cena, but Cena grabs her by the waist, protecting his face from Triana's attacks.
Cena: This is for his own good!
Triana starts shrieking as the four on one attack on JTB continues inside the caged two rings. Then the crowd erupts once more as Beno has grown tired of waiting around. He sprints out from the back. Cena spots him and lets go of Triana, and takes off running. Beno makes chase, and Triana grabs the steel chair outside the door and enters the ring. Beno can't seem to catch Bob Cena is running like a cat from a dog. Triana starts swinging for the fences, connecting with chair shots to anything and everything inside the ring not named Joey the Bastard. Reynolds goes down. Knight goes down. Blade goes down. Zak goes down. Cena sprints up the ramp toward the entrance as Beno stops. KO tries to hit Beno from behind, but Beno shrugs it off. KO isn't out of it enough to not know when to give up. KO starts to climb the cage to get away from Beno. Beno follows. Inside the ring, Triana is hugging a downed JTB. He kisses him on the forehead, and JTB gives her a smile before nodding his head. She helps JTB up. The crowd is going nuts as Beno pursues KO to the top of the cage, and JTB and Triana are reunited in the ring, ready to do some damage. Bob Cena spots on opening while Beno is distracted, and runs down to the ring, beats up one of the refs at ringside, and steals the lock key. Cena enters the ring, and locks the door behind him.
Phil Latio: Beno is locked out of the cage as is Kurt Orton.
Don Chuckles: I don't think they care much. Beno is like Michael Myers in his chase after KO, and KO looks as if he's running from death itself. Beno is pissed!
Cena looks up to the top of the cage where Beno and KO are engaged in life or death battle. Cena then turns to see Triana and JTB glaring at him. Steve Blackman emerges from in between the two rings, and stands beside JTB. Cena starts to back away, making excuses. Blade, Zak, Reynolds, and Knight all get to their feet. The groups line up then Cena attacks Zak to start off the next battle. It's an all out brawl. People's heads being slammed in to the cage walls. People are getting busted open left, right, and center. JTB and Triana take their time working over Reynolds in the corner. While Blade and Zak gang up on Blackman. Cena hits Knight with a running powerbomb. Spike Skrewdriver to Reynolds from JTB and Triana. Wild Bomb to Blackman from Zak. JTB kicks Blade in the gut. Skrewdriver to Blade LaVigne. An L-O-L to Zak Shields from Triana, and JTB and Triana stand tall in the ring. All of a sudden...
Phil Latio: NO! DONT DO IT!
Don Chuckles: AHH!
Beno Bomb to KO on the top of the cage and the roof gives out. KO crashes head first on the mat in a pool of his own blood.
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Beno jumps down in to the ring, looking like a rabid dog. JTB and Triana jump him and start to hammer away. Beno shoves Triana back, then drops her with a big boot. JTB quickly grabs the chair and cracks Beno in the skull with it.
Phil Latio: Only one man stands in the ring now, and it's Joey the freakin' Bastard!
Don Chuckles: Yes! Finish them all!
JTB's eyes go wide, and he loses control and just starts throwing chair shots like crazy to his down opponents. Cena reaches in to his pocket and pulls out a pair of handcuffs. He jumps Blackman from behind while JTB is still going crazy with chair shots. Cena then cuffs Blackman to the side of the cage.
Don Chuckles: NO! Cena! Don't do this!
The crowd is as amped as ever as they are witnessing Bob Cena setting the wheels in motion, and JTB going ballistic on all five of his opponents with a steel chair. JTB sees Cena, and threatens to hit him with the chair. Cena points at Blade.
Cena: You got him! Finish him!
JTB looks confused for a second, then has an "Oh, shit!" moment then grabs Blade and wraps his legs up in to a sharpshooter.
Phil Latio: This is it, folks! If Blade says he quits, then this match is over!
Don Chuckles: Thank God for Cena! But, why did he handcuff Blackman to the wall?
Chair shot to the back of JTB from Bob Cena as the place explodes once more. JTB rolls off of Blade, looking up at Cena is shock.
JTB: Wha..? Why?
Cena tosses the chair aside, then helps JTB up.
Cena: This is for your own good.
F-U from Bob Cena to JTB. Blackman is trying to break free from the cuffs, but it ain't happening. Team Thy start to get to their feet and witness what is going on. Cena pulls JTB up, and tosses him toward Beno. Beno Bomb to JTB. Beno pulls JTB up and holds him for a deadly combination of punches from Dominic Reynolds. Then Reynolds pulls JTB up and shoves him right in to a Lights Out Kick from Christian Knight. Knight drags JTB up. JTB can't even stand. Wild Bomb from Zak Shields. Triana bursts in on the scene, screaming and shouting. Cena gestures for the others to hold up.
Cena: Hang on! She needs to do this!
Cena pulls JTB up, and holds him there for Triana.
Triana: NO! I won't do it!
Cena: You have to, Triana! It's for his own good!
Triana: NO!
Triana is crying now. She looks at JTB. His eyes glazed over.
Cena: YOU HAVE TO! THIS NEEDS TO END NOW! END IT! FOR YOUR OWN GOOD AND HIS!
Tears pour down Triana's face as she looks at JTB.
JTB: I.... love.... you.
Triana: I love you, too.
Triana grabs JTB, lifts him on to her shoulders, and drops him with the hardest L-O-L that she' has ever delivered to a huge pop from the crowd.She breaks down in a heap after words. Cena looks at Blade, and nods his head.
Cena: Your turn, man.
Blade grabs JTB and drops him with a sit-down powerbomb. Then Blade locks on a Figure Four. Vince McMahon has found a second key as he unlocks the door and gets in to the ring. he has a microphone and puts it to JTB's mouth.
JTB: I... I... I quit.
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Phil Latio: YES! YES! IT'S OVER! TEAM THY WWE HAS WON!
Don Chuckles: AHH! How could this happen?
Steve Cruise: Here are your winners, Team Thy WWE!
Winners of the Match: Team THY WWE
The cage starts to raise after Blackman's cuffs are opened by a ref as Bob Cena quickly exits the ring and bails through the crowd. Triana has JTB's head cradled on her lap as she's stroking his hair. Vince Mcmahon speaks in to the mic.
Vince McMahon: I'm back! Great job to my team. I'll make sure each and every one of you are rewarded accordingly. But, as for now... I have one last thing to say to Mr. Joey the Bastard...
Triana: No, please. Don't!
Vince McMahon: Joey the Bastard....
Triana: Make it me instead!
Vince McMahon: YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Triana: NO!
Vince McMahon: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Phil Latio: OH MY GOD!
Don Chuckles: AHH!
The crowd is louder than ever as Vince McMahon and the rest of his team stand tall in the ring. Reynolds never taking his eye off of Blade LaVigne.
Phil Latio: It's finally over, Don. The New Age is no more. Kurt Orton hasn't moved. He may have a broken neck. That fall was sickening!
Don Chuckles: Oh, shut the hell up, Latio! Joey the Bastard has been fired! This is terrible!
Phil Latio: Vince McMahon is back where he belongs in power, but the whole damn Thy WWE pretty much had to come together to stop that lunatic, Joey the Bastard! That should tell you something about him. And, that damn sure tells you something about Thy WWE. Even with our differences, we still came together, fought together, and won together, and we will NEVER see an image like this again, I promise you that! Thy WWE is free!
Thank you everybody, and good night!
The Thy WWE logo appears in the bottom left corner of the screen as we seen Beno, Zak Shields, Christian Knight, Dominic Reynolds, Blade LaVigne, and Vince McMahon all standing in the ring together with their arms raised. We see EMTs and Triana tending to JTB in the background as the show fades out.
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I just want to say that I really do apologize for the delay. You know, I could name off excuse after excuse but I won't. Shit happens and life gets busy sometimes. I really do appreciate all of the support and patience from everyone. Seriously, everyone on this site is second family to me and some of you have been with me from the start. I know we aren't as active as I wish we were but hey, it's a new year so you never know what will happen. I hope you enjoy the show, please leave a comment and a new RAW card will be posted in a few days! Lets start off 2017 the right way! I'm excited to see what happens this year for sure! But enough of that, I hope you guys enjoy the results! - Blade
