Post by Sasha Banks on Sept 28, 2016 10:23:49 GMT -5
Scene 1: Braces, Glasses and Weirdos
Sasha and Charlotte are seen, walking their neighborhood, in Charlotte. Sasha had moved to live with Charlotte and the two were getting along fantastically. Both girls were dressed in short shorts, Charlotte Hornets jerseys, as well as glasses and braces. They had suspenders attached to their shorts and were holding hands as they walked the streets.
Charlotte: So my Sasha and myself have been undefeated since we started, in both tag and singles action. This week, we have what will prove to be the best form of competition they have thrown. But that does not mean we are going to lose this match. I have said again and again that I am the queen, but Sasha is my princess. Sasha and I have that bond that no one else here has, of being everywhere together, and hell, we’re even married, legally.
The sun shone brightly as the two walked down, barefoot. It was clear, 63 degree day in Charlotte. As they walk along, several buildings are passed, one being Spectrum Center, home to their hometown Hornets. As they walk in, Charlotte smiles, showing her braces, as Sasha takes over.
Sasha: You claim you’re family. But we ARE family, by marriage. So while youre posing as family, we are what we claim we are. But the thing is, while you’re speaking in riddle that no one can understand, we are in plain english. Char and I do not need gimmicks. We are who we are. We are attractive nerds that can wrestle and talk. Yes, we’re nerds and proud of it. But heres the thing about all of you.
Inside, the floor was converted to a basketball arena, as the Hornets were getting ready to take on the Mavericks. The arena for now, was empty, but would soon seat about 15000 people. But for now, it was the home to this promo, as they’d had permission from the city and team, to film there for now and any time they wanted, as Charlotte was beloved here, as was her dad. This was why Charlotte and Sasha could use the arena whenever they needed to for promos. As they walk the steps, Charlotte speaks.
Charlotte: You don’t have the same name. Luke Harper. Erick Rowan. Bray Wyatt. What are you, adopted inbreds? That’s what it seems like. But here’s the thing. While you claim youre a family in this business, I come from wrestling royalty. My father is the only two time hall of famer in WWE history and I am on course for greatness and won’t stop until I reach that goal, and I’m already on top of Thy, being undefeated. That will stay intact for good, as there is not a soul around that can beat me or Sasha.
As Sasha prepared to take over, she adjusted her glasses and suspenders as she takes Charlotte’s hand again. As she looks into the camera, she smiles, arrogantly, as she continues on with her side of the promo. As they continue to climb, Sasha speaks again.
Sasha: We are both former Women’s champions, and the funny thing is, at one time, we were killing each other over the belt, and year or so later, we’re married. But the thing is, you can’t say you have the same chemistry we do. But Char here has some advice for you.
Charlotte smirks, showing her own arrogance, as she had what she was going to say next. She wanted to eviscerate their gimmick as that was something she’d seen Dustin Rhodes do under the Seven gimmick, and wanted to try it herself.[/b]
Charlotte: Actually talk in English instead of being as cryptic as a Zelda game. Actually let Harper and Rowan think for themselves and talk instead of brainwashing them to agree to your bullshit brainwashings. Let them use what little brains they have and actually say something on their own behalfs. But we have more advice for them and Sasha here will deliver it.
Sasha smirks arrogantly, showing her beloved braces, as Charlotte took off her glasses, to clean them. Once she has them back on, she and Sasha took over again as she relished insulting people as it was the who the heel Sasha and heel Charlotte were and were to continue being.
Sasha: And that advice is take a bath and shave. Change your clothes. You guys are more disgusting looking than Yokozuna without a shirt on. You’re more disgusting looking than Mick Foley and all of the people in this arena now. Like them, you’re ugly and in severe need a makeover. We just have one mission. Charlotte, tell em about it.
As the promo rounded out, Sasha puts her arm around her wife. As Charlotte took over, she would then antagonize anyone that would see this promo. She loved antagonizing people and was going to get it going here.
Charlotte: In short, so you can understand it. We are here to give the fed a makeover as its crawling with ugly people. And we are going to do one thing about it and that is we’re going to cleanse the world, one ugly person at a time. But for now, we got better things to do than talk to ugly pessants that don’t deserve our company.
The scene then fades as the two share their traditional kiss. But they would then enter the press box and start making out, as the scene ended but before they could get up, their braces were caught together! It would take security to get them apart as the scene fades.[/b]
Sasha and Charlotte are seen, walking their neighborhood, in Charlotte. Sasha had moved to live with Charlotte and the two were getting along fantastically. Both girls were dressed in short shorts, Charlotte Hornets jerseys, as well as glasses and braces. They had suspenders attached to their shorts and were holding hands as they walked the streets.
Charlotte: So my Sasha and myself have been undefeated since we started, in both tag and singles action. This week, we have what will prove to be the best form of competition they have thrown. But that does not mean we are going to lose this match. I have said again and again that I am the queen, but Sasha is my princess. Sasha and I have that bond that no one else here has, of being everywhere together, and hell, we’re even married, legally.
The sun shone brightly as the two walked down, barefoot. It was clear, 63 degree day in Charlotte. As they walk along, several buildings are passed, one being Spectrum Center, home to their hometown Hornets. As they walk in, Charlotte smiles, showing her braces, as Sasha takes over.
Sasha: You claim you’re family. But we ARE family, by marriage. So while youre posing as family, we are what we claim we are. But the thing is, while you’re speaking in riddle that no one can understand, we are in plain english. Char and I do not need gimmicks. We are who we are. We are attractive nerds that can wrestle and talk. Yes, we’re nerds and proud of it. But heres the thing about all of you.
Inside, the floor was converted to a basketball arena, as the Hornets were getting ready to take on the Mavericks. The arena for now, was empty, but would soon seat about 15000 people. But for now, it was the home to this promo, as they’d had permission from the city and team, to film there for now and any time they wanted, as Charlotte was beloved here, as was her dad. This was why Charlotte and Sasha could use the arena whenever they needed to for promos. As they walk the steps, Charlotte speaks.
Charlotte: You don’t have the same name. Luke Harper. Erick Rowan. Bray Wyatt. What are you, adopted inbreds? That’s what it seems like. But here’s the thing. While you claim youre a family in this business, I come from wrestling royalty. My father is the only two time hall of famer in WWE history and I am on course for greatness and won’t stop until I reach that goal, and I’m already on top of Thy, being undefeated. That will stay intact for good, as there is not a soul around that can beat me or Sasha.
As Sasha prepared to take over, she adjusted her glasses and suspenders as she takes Charlotte’s hand again. As she looks into the camera, she smiles, arrogantly, as she continues on with her side of the promo. As they continue to climb, Sasha speaks again.
Sasha: We are both former Women’s champions, and the funny thing is, at one time, we were killing each other over the belt, and year or so later, we’re married. But the thing is, you can’t say you have the same chemistry we do. But Char here has some advice for you.
Charlotte smirks, showing her own arrogance, as she had what she was going to say next. She wanted to eviscerate their gimmick as that was something she’d seen Dustin Rhodes do under the Seven gimmick, and wanted to try it herself.[/b]
Charlotte: Actually talk in English instead of being as cryptic as a Zelda game. Actually let Harper and Rowan think for themselves and talk instead of brainwashing them to agree to your bullshit brainwashings. Let them use what little brains they have and actually say something on their own behalfs. But we have more advice for them and Sasha here will deliver it.
Sasha smirks arrogantly, showing her beloved braces, as Charlotte took off her glasses, to clean them. Once she has them back on, she and Sasha took over again as she relished insulting people as it was the who the heel Sasha and heel Charlotte were and were to continue being.
Sasha: And that advice is take a bath and shave. Change your clothes. You guys are more disgusting looking than Yokozuna without a shirt on. You’re more disgusting looking than Mick Foley and all of the people in this arena now. Like them, you’re ugly and in severe need a makeover. We just have one mission. Charlotte, tell em about it.
As the promo rounded out, Sasha puts her arm around her wife. As Charlotte took over, she would then antagonize anyone that would see this promo. She loved antagonizing people and was going to get it going here.
Charlotte: In short, so you can understand it. We are here to give the fed a makeover as its crawling with ugly people. And we are going to do one thing about it and that is we’re going to cleanse the world, one ugly person at a time. But for now, we got better things to do than talk to ugly pessants that don’t deserve our company.
The scene then fades as the two share their traditional kiss. But they would then enter the press box and start making out, as the scene ended but before they could get up, their braces were caught together! It would take security to get them apart as the scene fades.[/b]
