Post by Vince McMahon on Aug 1, 2016 23:02:05 GMT -5
THY WWE Presents
RAW 159 Results
Live from: Joe Louis Arena, Detroit, Michigan
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The opening video for Thy WWE RAW flashes across the screen, and we are sent to the sold out Joe Louis Arena in Detroit. The arena is bumping as we see shots of the fans going crazy. We see various fan signs such as, "This is LaVigne Country", "The Boss has Flair", "Troy Stole My Gimmick", and "Where's Garrett?". The music continues as we cut to the announce table where Phil Latio, Don Chuckles, and Beno are standing by.
Phil Latio: Welcome everyone to Thy WWE: RAW 159! We are live from the beautiful and historic Joe Louis Arena, in Detroit, Michigan, and from the looks of things, this is LaVigne country!
Beno: You may be right, but this is also Beno country. These fans gave me a thunderous ovation before we went on air!
Don Chuckles: Any city that is proud of having a hometown boy like Blade LaVigne are a bunch of idiots if you ask me.
Beno: You better what what you say about my home state, Chuckles. I'm sure these people would love to see me put the boots to you tonight.
Phil Latio: Folks, we have a fantastic night of action scheduled for tonight. First off, Troy Motor and Luke Harper will tag with Bray Wyatt in their corner against CM Punk and a partner of his choosing.
Don Chuckles: CM Punk can "choose" whoever he likes. That doesn't mean that they'll even want to tag with him. That, and Bray Wyatt is a complete nutcase. Nobody in their right mind would want to face the Wyatts.
Beno: Well, I hate to agree with you, Chuckles, but CM Punk isn't the most likable guy in the locker room. He's a loner, and he's proud of that. He'd rather make an enemy over a friend, and that may be his downfall tonight. I predict that CM Punk is going to have to go it alone tonight.
Phil Latio: Then we have a rematch from last week when you, Beno, take on "Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman.
Don Chuckles: And, the New Age has promised not to get involved, so we get to watch Steve Blackman beat you, Beno, all by himself!
Beno: If Steve Blackman was such a lethal weapon as he claims to be, he would have gotten the job done last week. The fact that he didn't... is the ultimate sign of disrespect, and tonight Steve Blackman is gonna get his ass beat!
Phil Latio: And then, in our main event, Sasha Banks is scheduled to go one on one with the former "Prodigy" Kurt Orton.
Don Chuckles: Well, I spoke with Sasha Banks earlier today, and she said that she is outraged by having to face a loser like Kurt Orton. She even said that Joey the Bastard should just give her the Money in the Bank briefcase instead of Kurt Orton!
Beno: She does have a point there. Kurt Orton has done nothing since he made his return. He's enjoying a free ride if you ask me.
Phil Latio: Kurt Orton is a former two-time World Champion who stands as much as a chance as anybody to come out on top on any given night.
Don Chuckles: I wasn't done yet! Sasha also said that she doesn't even want to face KO tonight as it would be a waste of her talent. Charlotte said that she would beat KO in the middle of that ring as a tribute to her brand new wife! So, we'll see what happens there. Either way, count this one as yet another loss for Kurt Orton! Haha!
Phil Latio: Well, it's time to get things under way with our opening contest...
Phil Latio: Wait a minute now.
Don Chuckles: Yes! It wouldn't be Thy WWE: RAW without your boss, and mine, Joey the Bastard!
Beno: Unfortunately.
Blade Lavigne and Beno's home state fans greet Joey the Bastard with more hatred than The Bastard has ever received before. And, The Bastard loves it. He walks out from the back with his arms out, gleefully soaking in the reaction as if it gives him more power. He is wearing his usual black suit and blood red tie completed with his black flat-brimmed "NA" baseball cap titled a little to the side. Triana walks out with him laughing at the crowd's reaction.
Steve Cruise: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Owner and CEO of Thy WWE and his main squeeze, Triana... Joey the BASTARD!
More boos reign down on The Bastard and Triana as they make their way down the ramp. The bastard stomps of the steps with intensity then holds the ropes open for Triana as she enters the ring. Then Triana returns the favor by holding the ropes open for JTB. JTB waists no time as he takes the mic from Steve Cruise. JTB and Triana stand in the middle of the ring for a few seconds, joking to each other as the fans don't let up in the hatred. JTB then begins to speak...
JTB: DETROIT, MICHIGAN! This is Blade LaVigne Country!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
JTB: And, let's not forget about the B-man himself... BENO!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
JTB: Well, let me tell you all something about your beloved heroes, Blade LaVigne and Beno. At Supremacy, the two of them along with whoever else Old Man McMahon throws our way are going to get completely destroyed!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
JTB: Oh, yeah. It's gonna happen. Every other city in this country understands this, but you idiots are still still stupid to face the facts. But, what can one expect from the state that brought us Blade LaVigne?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
JTB: You people are worse than Blade LaVigne! At least Blade LaVigne made things happen. You people just live vicariously through the guy, and that's the saddest thing of all.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
JTB: But, don't worry. Now, you have a Champion that you can be proud of!
JTB takes the Thy WWE World Title from his shoulder and holds it high as the crowd boo loudly. He puts it back on his shoulder and Triana starts to shine it up.
JTB: This city is worse than any slum I've ever slept it, and the thing is... It's like that everywhere! Stop worrying about your false idols and worry about your damn selves! Give up! Blade LaVigne will never become World Champion again. His time has passed, and Thy WWE's time as a whole has passed. Quit holding your breath in hopes that a hero will come and save Thy WWE, because Thy WWE has already been saved. And, at Supremacy, you're all going to find out to people who try to be a hero. Because there are no heroes in this day and age. There is only Joey... the... Bastard!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
JTB: But, enough about me, let's talk about the apple of my eye, Triana.
The crowd boos as Triana bashfully holds her hands behind her while swaying back and forth.
JTB: Triana, you are my everything. And, you've given so much to The Cause, and there is nothing that I could ever do to show you how much you mean to me.
Triana reaches out and holds the microphone.
Triana: Well, Joey, there is one...
JTB takes the mic back, cutting Triana off as she looks a little confused.
JTB: So, to show you just a small amount of gratitude, I am given you the night off with double the pay!
Triana doesn't seem to thrilled, but she seems to settle with it and gives JTB a smile.
JTB: Now, lay one on me right there.
JTB points to his cheek as he leans in to Triana. Triana gives him a peck on the cheek and JTB pretends like he faints in the middle of the ring as Triana starts to skip around him in a circle. Triana then starts to pretend to give JTB CPR. JTB sits up like The Undertaker in shock. He gets up.
JTB: It... it was only a dream, and Triana... you were there! And, you jabronis at ring side... you were there! And, all these pieces of shit in Detroit were there, too! Oh no! It wasn't a dream! It was a nightmare! And, it's become a reality because I'm stuck here in the asshole of the United States of America, Detroit, Michigan!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Triana starts to giggle as JTB gets more intense.
JTB: Take a good long look, because you will never have what I have. Triana is mine!
Triana's expression switches to one of "excuse me?"
JTB: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Triana and I, we belong to each other, and you people will NEVER experience the love that we share!
Triana smiles again as he hugs JTB at his side with one heel up in the air. A beer flies out from the crowd and splashes JTB in the face as the crowd erupts with delight. Triana is shocked, and JTB looks down at his black suit. Rage boils up and quickly boils over.
JTB: This suit... THIS SUIT! This suit cost me ten thousand dollars! IT WAS CUSTOM MADE! Which one of you sons of bitches through that?
JTB jumps out of the ring as goes to ringside where the beer came come.
JTB: WHO WAS IT? TELL ME WHO IT WAS!
JTB starts to shove at fans at ringside, and they start to shove back. Security moves in to get involved as does Triana to back JTB up.
JTB: I'LL FIGHT ALL OF YOU! WAS IT YOU? COME HERE!
JTB grabs a fan and drags him over the barricade. JTB stomps him a few times then throws him in to the ring.
JTB: You think that was funny? You think it was a big joke? WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING NOW?
JTB gets in the ring as the fan cowers in the corner.
JTB: HAHAHA! SO FUNNY! Let's ruin his ten thousand dollar suit! WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING?
The fan starts to beg as Triana holds of security trying to rescue this young fan.
The fans explode as the hown town hero, Blade LaVigne, sprints out from the back with a steel chair. JTB has the fan by the throat, but ducks out just in time as Blade LaVigne swings the chair aiming for JTB's face. Triana narrowly escapes as well, as she jumps out of the ring. The crowd is going nuts as Beno rips off his headset and jumps in the ring as well. JTB and Triana are livid, shouting obscenities at Blade and Beno. Blade and Beno both have chairs, daring JTB and Triana to get back in to the ring. Blade picks up the microphone and Beno checks o the fan.
Blade LaVigne: Joey, you have got to be the biggest coward I've ever met! You wussed out in our rematch, and now you want to put hands on a fan? That's disgusting! You don't deserve to hold that belt! And, I wouldn't be surprised if you refused to defend it again!
JTB is wide-eyed and demands a mic.
JTB: YOU THINK SO? I'll defend this Title against anybody! ANYTIME! Except you! But, I will defend this Title, and I'll defend it tonight! But, Blade... Beno... remember that whatever happens to my opponent tonight will be blood on YOUR HANDS. Not mine! And, if you two think of interfering in my match tonight... SOMEBODY'S GETTING FIRED!
JTB slams the mic down and starts to storm off as Triana does the same. Blade watches on, shaking his head then begins to help Beno with the fan.
Phil Latio: Joey the Bastard should be expecting a lawsuit after assaulting that fan!
Don Chuckles: That fan shouldn't have thrown beer at The Bastard! He got off easy. JTB was gonna kill him!
Phil Latio: Luckily Blade LaVigne and Beno saved the day, but we have just witnessed a huge announcement. Joey the Bastard will defend the Thy WWE World Title here tonight!
Don Chuckles: But, who's he going to face, Latio?
Phil Latio: We'll have to wait and see, Don, but one thing is for sure, The Bastard is in an extremely foul mood now, and this doesn't bode well for his opponent - whoever that may be - tonight! We'll be back!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
We come back from commercial break and see CM Punk already in the ring, music playing.
He's sitting legs crossed in the center of the ring.
Match One
Phil Latio: Welcome back folks! Up next is our first match of the night! It was confirmed earlier today that Punk couldn't find a partner tonight!
Don Chuckles: He's in this alone. And that's the dumbass damned decision I've ever seen.
Beno: This is going to be interesting for sure.
Static overtakes the screen. The arena is in complete darkness, before an image of an eye suddenly appears on the titantron, accompanied by the theme "Swamp Gas" by Jim Johnston.
Spotlights shine down on the stage, revealing Troy Motor and Luke Harper on the stage. They begin walking.
Phil Latio: The eeriness that has settled into the room Don.... it's indescribable.
Don Chuckles: I've got hair standing up on the back of my neck!
They get into the ring, and stand still, staring at Punk even as the theme stops and the arena lights return. Troy removes his sheep mask, and stares wild-eyed at Punk. CM Punk stands up, defiantly. Troy tilts his head and laughs, and then he and Luke Harper attack Punk!
Phil Latio: What the hell? It's a damn ambush!
The Voice of the Voiceless tries to put up a fight but is quickly put down. The referee attempts to get Harper and Motor away, but Luke pushes the ref away and hits him with a superkick!
Phil Latio: My god, they'll take out anyone that's in their way!
Harper and Troy continue their vicious beat down of Punk. Troy lifts Punk up, and pushes him. He stumbles forward, straight into a Superkick from Harper!
Beno: Did you hear that smack! Boot straight to face!
Harper prods a stirring Punk in the side as Troy backs up, like a predator awaiting its prey. Punk is on his hands and knees, and Troy runs forward, leaping up into the air and planting Punk's head into the mat! Harper and Troy both drag Punk's limp body up, holding his upper body up by his arms while his lower half stays limp on the mat; the lights flicker and turn off suddenly.
Don Chuckles: Not the lights!
A lantern suddenly shines brightly in the center of the ring, brightly illuminating Harper and Troy holding up Punk's unconscious body; a plume of smoke shoots up from the mat behind the lantern, and some sort of light shines in the center, human like in shape but not quite clear- All light turns off once again. The arena lights snap back on, revealing Bray Wyatt standing in the center of the ring, holding the lantern in his hands. He laughs like a maniac.
Troy and Luke lift Punk up; Wyatt takes Punk's body from them and behind slow dancing with Punk's limp body, Wyatt's arm around his back being the only thing holding him up. Bray then rests Punk's back on his knee, before flipping him around and smashing him face first into the mat!
Phil Latio: God, they've destroyed Punk!
Wyatt slides out the ring, followed by Troy Motor and Luke Harper; Luke grabs Punk's legs while Troy grabs his shoulders, and they hoist Punk up, and follow Wyatt up the ramp and through the stage.
Phil Latio: Latio: Wow, um- We'll uh- we'll be right back after this commercial break.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
We return from a commercial break to see Bob Cena standing backstage alongside fellow New Age members Steve Blackman, Triana and Kurt Orton, with their leader, Joey The Bastard, noticeably missing. Cena is holding his ThyWWE InterNational Championship and begins speaking.
Bob Cena:
"What I hold in my hands, I hold my dear to my heart than most men hold their families. This is my life's work and for the last 7 months I have proven that I am the man. But 7 months is just a fraction of the time it took for me to get to this point. I have worked my entire life to attain this, the most prestigious title that ThyWWE has to offer and I will not allow anybody to take this from me. Not Steve Blackman, not Triana, and damn sure not Kurt Orton."
Cena eyeballs every member of the New Age, but stops and stares directly at Orton for a few extra seconds.
Bob Cena:
"Not one man, not one women, and certainly not a hasbeen colour commentator trying to relive his glory days. Beno is here to scratch and claw to remain relevant, to do anything to stay on the fan's good side because the minute they are finished with him, he's gone, he's fired, he'll never be back! Beno is here to commentate, Beno is here to watch the Best be the Best, Beno is here to make quips to Don Chuckles and Phil Latio. I am here to hurt people and be the number one guy in the industry. This title is why I am here. This title is important, because I made it important! It's prestigious because I made it prestigious! This is what I care about. What Beno cares about is his Kingdom, his people, the respect and adulation from the people of Camelot. He wants to be a leader, he wants to be a warrior, he wants to be the top guy in their eyes. God! The Messiah! The Saviour! Well that's fine because he can focus on his people, while I focus on being a champion!"
Cena places his championship over his shoulder and continues talking.
Bob Cena:
"I know exactly why Beno deems it necessary to repeatedly try to assault me from behind when I'm not even looking, like some sort of coward. I've been in the ring with that man, I've looked deep into his eyes and down to his soul, and I know....it's because he knows he can never be this......You can call him King, you can call him a Hall of Famer, you can call him a legend, but you cannot and what you will not ever call him is Champ....This...this belongs to me! This you earn by putting your body on the line! This you earn with blood! With sweat! With tears! And for the last 7 months, I have earned this, I have earned the right to be called champion. I have earned the right to be called the Best!....Look into these eyes Beno because this is what you are on a collison course with! Please by all means, enjoy your final days in Camelot, please enjoy these people chanting your name and cheering while you attack people from behind like a coward.
Read every supportive sign, high five every hand, sign every autograph, take every single selfie with your sheeplike fans. Look at you Beno, you were this monster, you could not be touched, you could not be beaten! And now you crave their acceptance, the second you accepted these people, was the second you're career went from brute to joke. Please....drink it all in, because something that I learned a longggg time ago....they can give you love, they can give you respect....but the one thing they cannot and will never give you.....is this."
Cena holds the title out to the camera as we head back to ringside for our next match.
Phil Latio: Our InterNational Champion, Bob Cena with a message for Beno! I wonder how Beno will respond! As you all can see Beno is not with us right now because he has a match next! Against Steve Blackman!
Don Chuckles: Thank god, he gets on my nerves sometimes. I hope Steve can take the victory tonight, then maybe Beno will stay quiet for awhile.
Phil Latio: Tensions have been building between Beno and the New Age over the last few weeks. With Beno being announced as a part of Vince McMahon's Team THY at Supremacy, the tension is stronger than ever.
Don Chuckles: These two went toe to toe last week, but the match ended in a no contest after Thy WWE InterNational Champion, Bob Cena got involved to help Steve Blackman. Being a man of honor, Blackman refused to capitalize on this and walked out on the match instead.
Phil Latio: Steve Blackman wants to do this on his own, and has stated that if any member of the New Age gets involved, he will walk out of the company and never return. Let's get to the match!
MATCH TWO
"Drums In The Night" blasts over the PA systems and Steve Blackman comes out onto the stage. Steve poses with his kendo stick and does a martial arts move set to display in front of the crowd.
Steve Cruise: Introducing first, from Annville, Pennsylvania, weighing in at two hundred, forty six pounds... The Lethal Weapon, Steeeve Blackman!!!!
Steve begins to walks down the ramp and then rolls into the ring and poses for the crowd. His theme song fades as Steve begins to wait for his opponent.
Beno's theme hits and the crowd jump to their feet as Beno walks out from the back as the lights dim. Beno poses at the top of the ramp as some pyro shoots off, then Beno cocks a smirk as he looks toward the ring and then starts to make his way down the ramp.
Steve Cruise: And, his opponent, from Gwinn, Michigan, now residing in Venice Beach, California, weighing in at two hundred , sixty four pounds, he is "The One... annnnd Only" BEEEEEEEENOOO!
Steve Blackman stares daggers at Beno walks up the steps with a smirk on his face. Beno goes to enter the ring through the ropes and Blackman attacks. Clubbing blows to the back and the ref reluctantly calls for the bell to start the match.
DING DING DING
Steve and Beno get in the center of the ring and then start to exchange words with each other. Beno then nails a right hand in Steve's face. Steve shakes it off and then rubs his face, Then nails a punishing Crane Kick to the side of Beno's head, Steve then starts pounding on Beno. Eventually Beno turns the tables and then starts pounding on Steve. Beno pulls Steve up to his feet and then tries to go for a scoop slam. But Beno wiggles out and pushes Blackman into the ropes he comes bouncing backwards and is clubbed to the back of the head. Steve pulls Beno to his feet and then nails a Thunderous Clothesline before going for a quick cover and then the referee counts.
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KICKOUT!
Blackman starts pandering to the crowd then suddenly Beno kips up and then nails a picture perfect Neckbreaker on Blackman, Beno then bounces off the ropes and nails a leg drop. Beno then goes for the top ropes and then waits for Blackman to get up, When he does Beno nails a missile dropkick and then slowly goes over for the cover and the referee counts.
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KICKOUT!
Phil Latio: What a match so far.
Don Chuckles: That is true both men showing high offenses thus far.
Beno pulls Blackman to his feet and then Blackman starts pounding on Beno's Face, Blackman then nails a thunderous Roundhouse Kick to Beno. Blackman taunts the fans and then goes for the cover but Beno gets and inside cradle and the referee counts.
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KICKOUT!
Beno taunts the fans, Blackman then gets up and Beno and Blackman start fighting and nailing each other with lefts and rights Blackman then goes for a clothesline but Beno ducks and then quickly goes for a Lights Out and nails it and hit cleanly.
Blackman looks like he is out cold.
Phil Latio: Lights Out! That has to be it Don! Look at Blackman, he's not moving!
Don Chuckles: God damnit!
The referee begins to count!
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THREE!!!
DING DING DING
Steve Cruise: And your winner of the match....BENO!
WINNER OF THE MATCH: BENO
Inside the ring, Steve is back on his feet. Beno stares at him as suddenly Steve puts out his hand towards Beno.
Don Chuckles: What's this Blackman is offering his hand out ot Beno.
Beno accepts the offer and handshakes Steve. But then suddenly, Beno cocks a grin, pulls Steve in towards himself, and knocks Steve down with a huge Clothesline. Beno quickly picks up Steve, kicks him in the mid-section, and with one quick motion, Beno connects with his famous, Beno Bomb!
Phil Latio: Oh come on Beno! That wasn't called for!
Don Chuckles: Beno's a coward Phil! Steve was offering his hand in respect!
Suddenly out of nowhere, POT comes out of the crowd as Beno is celebrating inside the ring, Beno is met with a harsh clothesline to the back of the head!
Phil Latio: It's POT! My god! Look at this Don!
Don Chuckles: Here we go! Finally some payback from last week!
POT then throws Beno over the top rope and onto the outside. POT slides underneath the ring apron and then waits for Beno to get up. POT then stares at the second announcers table that Phil and Don aren't sitting behind.
Phil Latio: What is Bob Cena thinking!?
Cena grabs Beno by the head, drags him close to the announcer table. Cena kicks Beno in the stomach, places him onto his shoulders and without hesitation, FU's Beno through the announcers table as the crowd reacts with a huge pop!
Phil Latio: My god! Bob Cena just put Beno through the announcers table with an FU!
Don Chuckles: This just made my night Phil! Beno deserved that one!
POT looks over at Beno as his theme song blasts over the PA systems. Cena cocks a grin.
Phil Latio: POT came out for retribution.
Don Chuckles: Karma is a bitch Beno!
Phil Latio: But never the less, let's take a commercial break!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
RAW comes back from commercial break and we are with the commentary team, minus Beno, he's been taken to the back for treatment. So for the rest of the show, it'll be Phil Latio and Don Chuckles.
Phil Latio: Welcome back everyone! We are told that Beno will not be joining Don and myself the rest of tonight, but never the less, let's get to the next match! It's going to be a good one! Sasha Banks will be taking on Kurt Orton! Sasha Banks is undefeated in Thy WWE and she is looking for a big victory tonight!
Don Chuckles: Kurt Orton is a former two time world champion Phil, I'm sure he'll have no problem winning this match!
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SWITCH!
Steve Cruise: Ladies and Gentlemen, this next contest is scheduled for one fall... It will be out main event!...Introducing first, from Newark, NJ weighing in at 245 pounds... This is "The Prodigy" Kurt Orton!!!
"United Divided" by Voodoo Johnson blasts across the PA System as Kurt Orton walks out after the guitar rift.
Kurt keeps on walking down the ramp similar to how his father would walk until he reaches the stairs.. Orton looks around the arena to all of his fans and pats his chest three times before entering the ring with a smile on his face, he pats his chest three more times and does the lookout taunt after that. Orton's theme song fades as he waits for his opponent.
Suddenly Sasha Bank's theme song begins to play from the PA system as the crowd gives mix reactions as Sasha and Charlotte walk out onto the stage.
Sasha and Charlotte take the arena in and the begin to walk down the ramp towards the ring. They both take the steps and enter the ring. Sasha grabs the microphone as her theme music fades. Kurt Orton looks confused.
Sasha Banks: If I can have all of your attention for one minute. Now, Kurt, I would love to wrestle you and add another win to my undefeated streak but for reasons I can't say, I am not going to be wrestling tonight.
The fans react with boos, assuming they aren't getting a main event.
Sasha Banks: But no worries, like they say, the show must go on. And you see, Charlotte and I talked about it earlier tonight and we agreed that she will be taking my place! With that said, Orton, best of luck!
Phil Latio: Wow, didn't expect this! Our main event will now be Charlotte taking on Kurt Orton!
Don Chuckles: And like I said before, Kurt Orton should have no problem winning this match!
MATCH THREE
Sasha hands the microphone to Steve Cruise and exits the ring.
Steve Cruise: And his new opponent.....weighing in at 130lbs, from The Queen City.......CHAAAAARRLOTTTEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The referee calls for the bell!
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Orton goes for a quick Running Clothesline, but Charlotte ducks under the attack as they both spin around, Charlotte sends a quick but powerful kick to the mid-section of Orton. Orton bends over as you can see that he is in pain. Charlotte grabs Orton's arm and irish whips him towards the turnbuckle. As Kurt is coming back from the turnbuckle, Charlotte lands a hard drop kick on Orton. Orton stumbles backwards and into the ropes.
Orton bounces off the ropes and walks towards Charlotte. Charlotte goes for another kick to the stomach but this time Orton catches her foot, throws her foot to the ground and drops her with a mean looking clothesline. Orton looks surprised as he shakes his head.
Phil Latio: I don't think Kurt Orton expected this from Charlotte in her second match here in Thy WWE!
Don: Kurt Orton isn't a bright dude. Plus Charlotte has a chance for a big victory here, she's going to give her all for sure!
Orton picks up Charlotte right away and drags her to the closes corner. Orton throws and elbow to the side of Charlotte's neck as the referee begins to warn Orton that he can't keep her in the corner for much longer. Orton slowly backs away for a split second but then rushes at Charlotte and goes for a jumping Superman Punch, but no Charlotte ducks under it and moves out of the way. Then Charlotte goes on the attack with Orton in the turnbuckle. Charlotte begins to throw punches and kicks at Orton, until the referee begins to count, 1............2........
Charlotte pulls Orton away from the corner turnbuckle and irish whips Kurt into the ropes. Orton runs back at Charlotte and Charlotte drops Orton with cross* body, hooking the legs and covering him as the referee begins to count.
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KICKOUT!
Phil Latio: Only a one count but Charlotte is on fire right now Don!
Don Chuckles: On fire? Dodging a Superman Punch and hitting a cross* body is on fire?
Phil Latio: She has control of the match and that's what matters.
Charlotte lifts Kurt off the mat and she then racks Orton's eyes! Charlotte takes advantage as she kicks Orton in the mid-section and then takes him down with a Snap Suplex!
Phil Latio: What strength! Orton is twice her size!
Charlotte stands up as the crowd gives her boos. Charlotte waves them off as she grabs Orton's by the hair and throws his face back down to the mat. Then Charlotte jumps up and comes crashing down on the back of Orton with an elbow drop!
Phil Latio: The crowd really doesn't like Charlotte nor Sasha Banks!
Don Chuckles: I don't think they care Phil!
Charlotte picks up Orton by his hair again, and kicks him in the stomach. Charlotte goes for another suplex but no, this time Orton locks his legs with Charlottes' preventing the move. Orton throws a punch to the stomach of Charlotte as she releases the hold. Orton begins to kick and punch Charlotte into a corner. Orton with a Corner Clothesline! Orton picks Charlotte up and places her on the top rope.
Don Chuckles: Kurt Orton is turning things around!
Orton turns his back and walks a few steps, Orton turns around and sprints at Charlotte, but no, Charlotte throws a boot into the face of Orton, knowing him backwards! Orton tries to walk towards Charlotte again but, Charlotte leaps from the turnbuckle and connects with a Jumping DDT!
Phil Latio: That has to be it! What a move by Charlotte!
Charlotte goes for the cover and the referee begins to count.
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THREE!
DING DING DING
Sasha enters the ring as Charlotte's theme music begins to play! The two hug and then the referee throws Charlotte's arm up into the air, declaring her the winner! Orton lays on the mat, not moving.
Steve Cruise: And your winner, by pinfall......Charlotte!!!!!
WINNER OF THE MATCH: Charlotte
Phil Latio: These last few weeks, Sasha and Charlotte have looked impressive!
Don Chuckles: Pfft, Kurt Orton didn't need this win anyways!
Phil Latio: Alright folks, one more commercial break until our main event!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: We're back, and it's time for our impromptu main event! Joey the Bastard defends the Thy WWE World Title against an unnamed opponent!
Don Chuckles: Who's it gonna be, Latio?
JTB storms out from the back holding the Title wearing his wrestling gear to a chorus of boos from the crowd. He stomps up the steps and enters the ring, holding the title up and yelling at the crowd to, SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Phil Latio: The Bastard is in a volatile state of mind, Don. I pray for his opponent tonight.
Don Chuckles: You should pray for his opponent any night, Latio. The Bastard goes in to any match as if his life depends on it! And, remember what The Bastard said... if Beno or Blade interfere, somebody's getting fired tonight!
Phil Latio: Well, I don't think JTB will need to worry about Beno getting involved after Bob Cena destroyed our table with Beno's body earlier tonight.
Steve Cruise: The following contest is a no disqualification match, and is for the Thy WWE World Championship! Introducing first, the Thy WWE World Champion.... Joey theeee BASTARD!
JTB stands in the middle of the ring after chucking the belt at the referee.
Phil Latio: No disqualification? This isn't good, guys.
Don Chuckles: Shut up, Latio! We're about to find out who the challenger is!
Steve Cruise: And, the challenger, from San Diego, California... ROBERRRRRT SAINTS!
Phil Latio: Robert Saints!? Oh no! He's not ready for a match like this!
Don Chuckles: What are you talking about, Latio? Of course he's ready! What about the opportunity that The Bastard has granted him?
Phil Latio: This isn't an opportunity! This is an execution! Don't get in that ring, Robert!
MAIN EVENT: Thy WWE World Championship
Robert Saints walks out eagerly. He knows that this is the shot he's been waiting for. JTB watches on with a scowl mixed with a smirk. Robert Saints gets in the ring to nice ovation, but the crowd know what's up as well. Saints poses in the corner.
Phil Latio: Don't turn your back on him!
JTB attacks from behind with a stomp to the back of the leg.
Phil Latio: Damn it!
The ref has no choice but to call for the bell to start the match.
DING DING DING
JTB stomps away at the knee of Robert Saints as the crowd boo. Then JTB mounts Saints and starts to hammer away on his head. JTB gets off, and Saints recoils to the corner. JTB doesn't waist any time and starts to stomp Saints in the gut. Then he stomps Saints in the knee again. Saints goes down in the corner and JTB pushes his knee in Saints face. Then he starts to choke Saints out with his boot. Saints is out of it, and JTB starts to stomp a mudhole on a downed Saints in the corner.
Phil Latio: Robert Saints is being ripped apart by that deranged psychopath, Joey the Bastard!
Don Chuckles: He should have brought his A-game, Latio.
Phil Latio: How in the hell do you expect him to do that? He had no notice about this match. In order to face a man like Joey the Bastard, you need ample time to prepare both physically and mentally. Saints was just informed at the last minute!
JTB backs up then run at Saints, driving the flat of his boot in to the side of Saints face who is still sitting in the corner. JTB runs and bounces off the ropes and does it again.
Phil Latio: My God, what a disgusting blow.
Don Chuckles: Saints needs to light a fire under his ass if he wants to stand a chance against The Bastard!
Phil Latio: That's the thing, though. He doesn't stand a chance.
JTB drags Saints out from the corner then drops an elbow to the inside of Saints knee. Then he starts to stomp at it before dropping another elbow. Saints desperately tries to fight back with kicks from his good leg, but JTB stomps him in the gut then starts to punch him in the head once again.
Phil Latio: JTB is relentless! He wants to make Saints suffer. He wants to make an example of him!
Don Chuckles: Well, Saints can thank Blade LaVigne and Beno, after JTB cripples him after those two got involved in his business!
JTB then drags Saints the corner and exits the ring. JTB pulls Saints groin first in to the ringpost then applies the ringpost aided figure four leglock. Saints screams out in pain trying to break free. JTB's eyes scream madness as he froths from the mouth with a smile on his face at the damage he is inflicting. JTB let's go off the hold then gets back in to the ring. He waits for Saints to get up. Saints can barely stand as JTB watches on, chuckling. Saints hops on one leg, swinging wildly at JTB, but JTB jukes and jives, avoiding the strikes. JTB then shoves Saints down on his rear end and starts to laugh again. Saints starts to punch himself in the knee attempting to bring back feeling in his leg. JTB turns to the crowd and taunts them. He starts going back and forth with fans at ringside. Saints starts crawl...
Phil Latio: School boy by Robert Saints!
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
JTB up and kicks Saints in the face then he pulls Saints up and drops him with a DDT. JTB covers...
1...
2...
JTB lifts Saints shoulder off the mat with a grin.
Phil Latio: Oh, come on! He doesn't deserve this! He's just a young kid!
Don Chuckles: JTB wants to inflict more damage, and I don't blame him!
JTB rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. He rolls back in and waits for Saints to get up. Saints pulls himself up and JTB holds the chair above his head, ready to connect with the finishing blow...
Phil Latio: SAINTS ROW! SAINTS ROW FROM ROBERT SAINTS!
Saints connects with the Saints Row superkick and JTB recoils bouncing off the ropes.
Don Chuckles: But, Saints used that bad wheel to connect with it! He didn't inflict nearly as much damage as he intended!
As JTB bounces, Saints boots him in the gut, then sets him up, and drops him with a Pedigree.
Phil Latio: Straight to Hell from Robert Saints! Cover him, Robert!
Robert Saints tends to his knee after the Pedigree, then covers JTB, hooking the leg...
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
Phil Latio: Damn it!
Don Chuckles: Saints wasted too much time checking on his severely damaged knee!
JTB starts to pull himself up in shock using the ropes. Saints hobbles up to him and chops him in the corner. Saints whips JTB hard in to the corner, and JTB stumbles out in to a back body drop from Saints.
Phil Latio: You can really tell from the look on Robert Saints' face, after every move he connects with, the amount of pain he is in!
JTB back up and swings at Saints. Saints ducks, grabs JTB, and drop him across the back with an inverted backbreaker. The crowd is going nuts, and rallying behind Saints now. Short-arm clothesline from Robert Saints, and then he calls for the Viper Cutter. Saints is coiled and ready to strike. JTB up, and Saints with the Viper Cutter! But, JTB shoves him off, and when Saints turns to attack again, JTB takes him out by the knee with a forward should block. Saints is writhing in agony, and JTB is pissed off now. He picks up the chair, and starts to drive the tip in to Saints knee joint. Then he starts to choke Saints out with the chair. JTB then starts to crack Saints over and over again with the chair. Then he tosses it aside and covers...
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
Phil Latio: How in the blue hell?
Don Chuckles: Robert Saints better just stay down. He doesn't want to anger The Bastard any more than he already has!
JTB looks down at Saints in shock. Then he points to the corner and starts to climb gingerly up to the top. But, somehow, Saints musters the energy to take out JTB's legs, causing JTB to fall groin first on to the top turnbuckle. Saints climbs up as well, and hooks JTB and flips him off the top rope with a thunderous Super-plex! Robert Saints crawls then covers...
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
Saints up slowly, and pulls JTB up. Whip in to the corner and Saints follows it up with a hard clothesline. Then Saints lifts JTB up so that JTB is sitting on the top turnbuckle. The chair is right below. Saints pulls JTB by the head, and JTB's feet are still on the top turnbuckle. Top rope hung DDT from Saints to JTB on to the chair to a huge pop from the crowd, and JTB is busted wide open! Saints is fired up now as the crowd is fully behind him.
Phil Latio: Robert Saints is actually going to pull this off!
Don Chuckles: Watch out, Joey!
JTB pulls himself up, and he's out of it, showing off his latest crimson mask. He turns right in Saints who connects with a Viper Cutter out of nowhere!
Phil Latio: Viper Cutter! It's over! Cover him!
Don Chuckles: AHH! NO!
Saints covers quickly. And crowd counts along...
1...
Phil Latio: Robert Saints has done the unthinkable!
2...
Don Chuckles: This can't be!
3!!!
Phil Latio: NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION! ROBERT SAINTS IS THE NEW CHAMPION!
Don Chuckles: JTB GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!
Phil Latio: What? NO!
The ref is adamant that JTB did in fact get his foot on the ropes to break the count, but Saints thinks he's the new Champion. The crowd is yelling "NO!" in attempts to let him know. The ref tells Saints that the match isn't over, and Saints is in disbelief. He goes to pull JTB up, and JTB pulls Saints by the trunks face first in to the bottom turnbuckle. Both men can barely stand, but JTB picks Saints up and drops him with a Skrewdriver. But, instead of covering, JTB falls down. Both men are down.
Don Chuckles: Come on, Joey! Just cover him! It's over!
JTB starts to crawl, then drapes one arm over the chest of Robert Saints.
1...
Phil Latio: Well, it was a fantastic effort from Robert Saints.
2...
Don Chuckles: here is your winner, and STILL Thy WWE World Champion...
KICKOUT!
Don Chuckles: AHH!
Phil Latio: I can't believe my eyes, Don! The intestinal fortitude shown by Robert Saints is undeniable!
Both men start to get up, but meet on their knees, and it's a full blown slugfest. They get to their feet, slugfest still in high gear. JTB starts to get the upper hand then bounces off the ropes, and is met with a huge Double A Spinebuster from Robert Saints. Saints kips up, then grabs JTB by the legs, and locks in the Sharpshooter! Right in the center of the ring!
Phil Latio: JTB has nowhere to go!
Don Chuckles: Don't tap, Joey! DON'T TAP!
The crowd starts to chant "TAP!" as JTB tries to reach the ropes but they are miles away. Saints leans back on the hold and JTB screams out in pain with blood pouring from his head. JTB lifts his hand, about to tap...
Phil Latio: The Bastard is gonna tap! The Bastard is gonna tap!
Triana slides in and cracks Saints across the back with a chair.
Phil Latio: NO! Damn her! I didn't even see her come out! DAMN IT!
Triana pulls Saints up, then drops him with an L-O-L, then drags JTB on top of Saints. The ref counts...
1...
2...
3!!!
DING DING DING
Steve Cruise: Here is your winner, and STILL Thy WWE World Champion.... Joeyyyyyy THE Bastard!
Winner of the Match and Still Thy WWE Champion: Joey the Bastard
The crowd begins to boo like crazy and littering the ring with garbage. Triana pushes Saints out of the ring and tends to JTB as his music plays. She helps JTB up, and he is bleeding like a stuck pig. Triana gives JTB the World Title. JTB holds it up, then falls backward on his back.
Phil Latio: That low-down, dirty son of a bitch just narrowly escaped with the World Title. If it wasn't for Triana, Robert Saints would be the Champion! He had JTB beat! JTB was seconds away from tapping out! This is BULLSHIT!
Don Chuckles: Watch your mouth, Latio! Yeah, Robert Saints put up one hell of a fight, and The Bastard may have taken the worst of that one, but the only thing that matters is who is holding that Thy WWE Championship, and that's the most hardcore sonovabitch if wrestling, Joey the Bastard!
Triana is holding JTB up while his music plays, and then...
The roof blows off the arena as Vince McMahon appears on the BastardTron.
Vince McMahon: Congratulations, Joey, on your successful, albeit narrow, Championship defense. Supremacy is getting closer by the minute, so with out further ado, I present to you, the third member of Team Thy...
The crowd goes wild as Sweet Child O Mine hits the arena. Zak walks out to an amazing welcome. He is wearing his cargo shorts and his normal black 'British Brawler' hoodie. In his right hand is a mic and with his free arm he raises it high in the air as the crowd goes wild. Joey in the ring looks up in amazement. He cant believe Zak has returned, and neither can Triana.
Phil Latio - “We havent seen or heard from Zak in months! He just disappeared from the company without any word to anyone and now The British Brawler is back!”
Zak stands at the top of the ramp as the music dies down and the crowd begin to silent. Zak raises the mic to his lips as the crowd begin to chant his name. Zak cracks a smile as he looks down to the ring.
Zak Shields - “Well by the look on your face you were not expecting me here tonight!”
The crowd goes nuts again but this time Zak just continues to talk.
Zak Shields - “Sorry to burst your bubble Joey but ever since you kicked me out of the New Age I just couldnt let it lie. Now with the opportunity to end this reign I couldnt pass it up so easily. The New Age's days are numbered and im the one counting them. Make no mistake Joey this is my vow. I am reborn like the pheonix from the ashes and I am better, faster and stronger, and once im done with your merry band, I'm coming for that shiny belt you oh so love!”
Zak drops the mic on the floor and the crowd goes wild one more time. The shows ends with a shot of a bloodied Joey the Bastard being propped up by Triana with JTB almost whimpering...
JTB: No, not him... not him. Any one but him...
The Thy WWE logo appears in the bottom corner of the screen as the shows fades out with the crowd chanting Zak's name.
END OF SHOW
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RECAP
New Age/Blade Segment
Match One: Troy and Luke Harper over CM Punk
Match Two: Beno over Steve Blackman
Match Three: Charlotte over Kurt Orton
Main Event: Joey The Bastard over Robert Saints
Vince Announces Zak Shield Segment
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RAW 159 Results
Live from: Joe Louis Arena, Detroit, Michigan
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The opening video for Thy WWE RAW flashes across the screen, and we are sent to the sold out Joe Louis Arena in Detroit. The arena is bumping as we see shots of the fans going crazy. We see various fan signs such as, "This is LaVigne Country", "The Boss has Flair", "Troy Stole My Gimmick", and "Where's Garrett?". The music continues as we cut to the announce table where Phil Latio, Don Chuckles, and Beno are standing by.
Phil Latio: Welcome everyone to Thy WWE: RAW 159! We are live from the beautiful and historic Joe Louis Arena, in Detroit, Michigan, and from the looks of things, this is LaVigne country!
Beno: You may be right, but this is also Beno country. These fans gave me a thunderous ovation before we went on air!
Don Chuckles: Any city that is proud of having a hometown boy like Blade LaVigne are a bunch of idiots if you ask me.
Beno: You better what what you say about my home state, Chuckles. I'm sure these people would love to see me put the boots to you tonight.
Phil Latio: Folks, we have a fantastic night of action scheduled for tonight. First off, Troy Motor and Luke Harper will tag with Bray Wyatt in their corner against CM Punk and a partner of his choosing.
Don Chuckles: CM Punk can "choose" whoever he likes. That doesn't mean that they'll even want to tag with him. That, and Bray Wyatt is a complete nutcase. Nobody in their right mind would want to face the Wyatts.
Beno: Well, I hate to agree with you, Chuckles, but CM Punk isn't the most likable guy in the locker room. He's a loner, and he's proud of that. He'd rather make an enemy over a friend, and that may be his downfall tonight. I predict that CM Punk is going to have to go it alone tonight.
Phil Latio: Then we have a rematch from last week when you, Beno, take on "Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman.
Don Chuckles: And, the New Age has promised not to get involved, so we get to watch Steve Blackman beat you, Beno, all by himself!
Beno: If Steve Blackman was such a lethal weapon as he claims to be, he would have gotten the job done last week. The fact that he didn't... is the ultimate sign of disrespect, and tonight Steve Blackman is gonna get his ass beat!
Phil Latio: And then, in our main event, Sasha Banks is scheduled to go one on one with the former "Prodigy" Kurt Orton.
Don Chuckles: Well, I spoke with Sasha Banks earlier today, and she said that she is outraged by having to face a loser like Kurt Orton. She even said that Joey the Bastard should just give her the Money in the Bank briefcase instead of Kurt Orton!
Beno: She does have a point there. Kurt Orton has done nothing since he made his return. He's enjoying a free ride if you ask me.
Phil Latio: Kurt Orton is a former two-time World Champion who stands as much as a chance as anybody to come out on top on any given night.
Don Chuckles: I wasn't done yet! Sasha also said that she doesn't even want to face KO tonight as it would be a waste of her talent. Charlotte said that she would beat KO in the middle of that ring as a tribute to her brand new wife! So, we'll see what happens there. Either way, count this one as yet another loss for Kurt Orton! Haha!
Phil Latio: Well, it's time to get things under way with our opening contest...
Phil Latio: Wait a minute now.
Don Chuckles: Yes! It wouldn't be Thy WWE: RAW without your boss, and mine, Joey the Bastard!
Beno: Unfortunately.
Blade Lavigne and Beno's home state fans greet Joey the Bastard with more hatred than The Bastard has ever received before. And, The Bastard loves it. He walks out from the back with his arms out, gleefully soaking in the reaction as if it gives him more power. He is wearing his usual black suit and blood red tie completed with his black flat-brimmed "NA" baseball cap titled a little to the side. Triana walks out with him laughing at the crowd's reaction.
Steve Cruise: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Owner and CEO of Thy WWE and his main squeeze, Triana... Joey the BASTARD!
More boos reign down on The Bastard and Triana as they make their way down the ramp. The bastard stomps of the steps with intensity then holds the ropes open for Triana as she enters the ring. Then Triana returns the favor by holding the ropes open for JTB. JTB waists no time as he takes the mic from Steve Cruise. JTB and Triana stand in the middle of the ring for a few seconds, joking to each other as the fans don't let up in the hatred. JTB then begins to speak...
JTB: DETROIT, MICHIGAN! This is Blade LaVigne Country!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
JTB: And, let's not forget about the B-man himself... BENO!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
JTB: Well, let me tell you all something about your beloved heroes, Blade LaVigne and Beno. At Supremacy, the two of them along with whoever else Old Man McMahon throws our way are going to get completely destroyed!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
JTB: Oh, yeah. It's gonna happen. Every other city in this country understands this, but you idiots are still still stupid to face the facts. But, what can one expect from the state that brought us Blade LaVigne?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
JTB: You people are worse than Blade LaVigne! At least Blade LaVigne made things happen. You people just live vicariously through the guy, and that's the saddest thing of all.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
JTB: But, don't worry. Now, you have a Champion that you can be proud of!
JTB takes the Thy WWE World Title from his shoulder and holds it high as the crowd boo loudly. He puts it back on his shoulder and Triana starts to shine it up.
JTB: This city is worse than any slum I've ever slept it, and the thing is... It's like that everywhere! Stop worrying about your false idols and worry about your damn selves! Give up! Blade LaVigne will never become World Champion again. His time has passed, and Thy WWE's time as a whole has passed. Quit holding your breath in hopes that a hero will come and save Thy WWE, because Thy WWE has already been saved. And, at Supremacy, you're all going to find out to people who try to be a hero. Because there are no heroes in this day and age. There is only Joey... the... Bastard!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
JTB: But, enough about me, let's talk about the apple of my eye, Triana.
The crowd boos as Triana bashfully holds her hands behind her while swaying back and forth.
JTB: Triana, you are my everything. And, you've given so much to The Cause, and there is nothing that I could ever do to show you how much you mean to me.
Triana reaches out and holds the microphone.
Triana: Well, Joey, there is one...
JTB takes the mic back, cutting Triana off as she looks a little confused.
JTB: So, to show you just a small amount of gratitude, I am given you the night off with double the pay!
Triana doesn't seem to thrilled, but she seems to settle with it and gives JTB a smile.
JTB: Now, lay one on me right there.
JTB points to his cheek as he leans in to Triana. Triana gives him a peck on the cheek and JTB pretends like he faints in the middle of the ring as Triana starts to skip around him in a circle. Triana then starts to pretend to give JTB CPR. JTB sits up like The Undertaker in shock. He gets up.
JTB: It... it was only a dream, and Triana... you were there! And, you jabronis at ring side... you were there! And, all these pieces of shit in Detroit were there, too! Oh no! It wasn't a dream! It was a nightmare! And, it's become a reality because I'm stuck here in the asshole of the United States of America, Detroit, Michigan!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Triana starts to giggle as JTB gets more intense.
JTB: Take a good long look, because you will never have what I have. Triana is mine!
Triana's expression switches to one of "excuse me?"
JTB: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Triana and I, we belong to each other, and you people will NEVER experience the love that we share!
Triana smiles again as he hugs JTB at his side with one heel up in the air. A beer flies out from the crowd and splashes JTB in the face as the crowd erupts with delight. Triana is shocked, and JTB looks down at his black suit. Rage boils up and quickly boils over.
JTB: This suit... THIS SUIT! This suit cost me ten thousand dollars! IT WAS CUSTOM MADE! Which one of you sons of bitches through that?
JTB jumps out of the ring as goes to ringside where the beer came come.
JTB: WHO WAS IT? TELL ME WHO IT WAS!
JTB starts to shove at fans at ringside, and they start to shove back. Security moves in to get involved as does Triana to back JTB up.
JTB: I'LL FIGHT ALL OF YOU! WAS IT YOU? COME HERE!
JTB grabs a fan and drags him over the barricade. JTB stomps him a few times then throws him in to the ring.
JTB: You think that was funny? You think it was a big joke? WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING NOW?
JTB gets in the ring as the fan cowers in the corner.
JTB: HAHAHA! SO FUNNY! Let's ruin his ten thousand dollar suit! WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING?
The fan starts to beg as Triana holds of security trying to rescue this young fan.
The fans explode as the hown town hero, Blade LaVigne, sprints out from the back with a steel chair. JTB has the fan by the throat, but ducks out just in time as Blade LaVigne swings the chair aiming for JTB's face. Triana narrowly escapes as well, as she jumps out of the ring. The crowd is going nuts as Beno rips off his headset and jumps in the ring as well. JTB and Triana are livid, shouting obscenities at Blade and Beno. Blade and Beno both have chairs, daring JTB and Triana to get back in to the ring. Blade picks up the microphone and Beno checks o the fan.
Blade LaVigne: Joey, you have got to be the biggest coward I've ever met! You wussed out in our rematch, and now you want to put hands on a fan? That's disgusting! You don't deserve to hold that belt! And, I wouldn't be surprised if you refused to defend it again!
JTB is wide-eyed and demands a mic.
JTB: YOU THINK SO? I'll defend this Title against anybody! ANYTIME! Except you! But, I will defend this Title, and I'll defend it tonight! But, Blade... Beno... remember that whatever happens to my opponent tonight will be blood on YOUR HANDS. Not mine! And, if you two think of interfering in my match tonight... SOMEBODY'S GETTING FIRED!
JTB slams the mic down and starts to storm off as Triana does the same. Blade watches on, shaking his head then begins to help Beno with the fan.
Phil Latio: Joey the Bastard should be expecting a lawsuit after assaulting that fan!
Don Chuckles: That fan shouldn't have thrown beer at The Bastard! He got off easy. JTB was gonna kill him!
Phil Latio: Luckily Blade LaVigne and Beno saved the day, but we have just witnessed a huge announcement. Joey the Bastard will defend the Thy WWE World Title here tonight!
Don Chuckles: But, who's he going to face, Latio?
Phil Latio: We'll have to wait and see, Don, but one thing is for sure, The Bastard is in an extremely foul mood now, and this doesn't bode well for his opponent - whoever that may be - tonight! We'll be back!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
We come back from commercial break and see CM Punk already in the ring, music playing.
He's sitting legs crossed in the center of the ring.
Match One
Phil Latio: Welcome back folks! Up next is our first match of the night! It was confirmed earlier today that Punk couldn't find a partner tonight!
Don Chuckles: He's in this alone. And that's the dumbass damned decision I've ever seen.
Beno: This is going to be interesting for sure.
Static overtakes the screen. The arena is in complete darkness, before an image of an eye suddenly appears on the titantron, accompanied by the theme "Swamp Gas" by Jim Johnston.
Spotlights shine down on the stage, revealing Troy Motor and Luke Harper on the stage. They begin walking.
Phil Latio: The eeriness that has settled into the room Don.... it's indescribable.
Don Chuckles: I've got hair standing up on the back of my neck!
They get into the ring, and stand still, staring at Punk even as the theme stops and the arena lights return. Troy removes his sheep mask, and stares wild-eyed at Punk. CM Punk stands up, defiantly. Troy tilts his head and laughs, and then he and Luke Harper attack Punk!
Phil Latio: What the hell? It's a damn ambush!
The Voice of the Voiceless tries to put up a fight but is quickly put down. The referee attempts to get Harper and Motor away, but Luke pushes the ref away and hits him with a superkick!
Phil Latio: My god, they'll take out anyone that's in their way!
Harper and Troy continue their vicious beat down of Punk. Troy lifts Punk up, and pushes him. He stumbles forward, straight into a Superkick from Harper!
Beno: Did you hear that smack! Boot straight to face!
Harper prods a stirring Punk in the side as Troy backs up, like a predator awaiting its prey. Punk is on his hands and knees, and Troy runs forward, leaping up into the air and planting Punk's head into the mat! Harper and Troy both drag Punk's limp body up, holding his upper body up by his arms while his lower half stays limp on the mat; the lights flicker and turn off suddenly.
Don Chuckles: Not the lights!
A lantern suddenly shines brightly in the center of the ring, brightly illuminating Harper and Troy holding up Punk's unconscious body; a plume of smoke shoots up from the mat behind the lantern, and some sort of light shines in the center, human like in shape but not quite clear- All light turns off once again. The arena lights snap back on, revealing Bray Wyatt standing in the center of the ring, holding the lantern in his hands. He laughs like a maniac.
Troy and Luke lift Punk up; Wyatt takes Punk's body from them and behind slow dancing with Punk's limp body, Wyatt's arm around his back being the only thing holding him up. Bray then rests Punk's back on his knee, before flipping him around and smashing him face first into the mat!
Phil Latio: God, they've destroyed Punk!
Wyatt slides out the ring, followed by Troy Motor and Luke Harper; Luke grabs Punk's legs while Troy grabs his shoulders, and they hoist Punk up, and follow Wyatt up the ramp and through the stage.
Phil Latio: Latio: Wow, um- We'll uh- we'll be right back after this commercial break.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
We return from a commercial break to see Bob Cena standing backstage alongside fellow New Age members Steve Blackman, Triana and Kurt Orton, with their leader, Joey The Bastard, noticeably missing. Cena is holding his ThyWWE InterNational Championship and begins speaking.
Bob Cena:
"What I hold in my hands, I hold my dear to my heart than most men hold their families. This is my life's work and for the last 7 months I have proven that I am the man. But 7 months is just a fraction of the time it took for me to get to this point. I have worked my entire life to attain this, the most prestigious title that ThyWWE has to offer and I will not allow anybody to take this from me. Not Steve Blackman, not Triana, and damn sure not Kurt Orton."
Cena eyeballs every member of the New Age, but stops and stares directly at Orton for a few extra seconds.
Bob Cena:
"Not one man, not one women, and certainly not a hasbeen colour commentator trying to relive his glory days. Beno is here to scratch and claw to remain relevant, to do anything to stay on the fan's good side because the minute they are finished with him, he's gone, he's fired, he'll never be back! Beno is here to commentate, Beno is here to watch the Best be the Best, Beno is here to make quips to Don Chuckles and Phil Latio. I am here to hurt people and be the number one guy in the industry. This title is why I am here. This title is important, because I made it important! It's prestigious because I made it prestigious! This is what I care about. What Beno cares about is his Kingdom, his people, the respect and adulation from the people of Camelot. He wants to be a leader, he wants to be a warrior, he wants to be the top guy in their eyes. God! The Messiah! The Saviour! Well that's fine because he can focus on his people, while I focus on being a champion!"
Cena places his championship over his shoulder and continues talking.
Bob Cena:
"I know exactly why Beno deems it necessary to repeatedly try to assault me from behind when I'm not even looking, like some sort of coward. I've been in the ring with that man, I've looked deep into his eyes and down to his soul, and I know....it's because he knows he can never be this......You can call him King, you can call him a Hall of Famer, you can call him a legend, but you cannot and what you will not ever call him is Champ....This...this belongs to me! This you earn by putting your body on the line! This you earn with blood! With sweat! With tears! And for the last 7 months, I have earned this, I have earned the right to be called champion. I have earned the right to be called the Best!....Look into these eyes Beno because this is what you are on a collison course with! Please by all means, enjoy your final days in Camelot, please enjoy these people chanting your name and cheering while you attack people from behind like a coward.
Read every supportive sign, high five every hand, sign every autograph, take every single selfie with your sheeplike fans. Look at you Beno, you were this monster, you could not be touched, you could not be beaten! And now you crave their acceptance, the second you accepted these people, was the second you're career went from brute to joke. Please....drink it all in, because something that I learned a longggg time ago....they can give you love, they can give you respect....but the one thing they cannot and will never give you.....is this."
Cena holds the title out to the camera as we head back to ringside for our next match.
Phil Latio: Our InterNational Champion, Bob Cena with a message for Beno! I wonder how Beno will respond! As you all can see Beno is not with us right now because he has a match next! Against Steve Blackman!
Don Chuckles: Thank god, he gets on my nerves sometimes. I hope Steve can take the victory tonight, then maybe Beno will stay quiet for awhile.
Phil Latio: Tensions have been building between Beno and the New Age over the last few weeks. With Beno being announced as a part of Vince McMahon's Team THY at Supremacy, the tension is stronger than ever.
Don Chuckles: These two went toe to toe last week, but the match ended in a no contest after Thy WWE InterNational Champion, Bob Cena got involved to help Steve Blackman. Being a man of honor, Blackman refused to capitalize on this and walked out on the match instead.
Phil Latio: Steve Blackman wants to do this on his own, and has stated that if any member of the New Age gets involved, he will walk out of the company and never return. Let's get to the match!
MATCH TWO
"Drums In The Night" blasts over the PA systems and Steve Blackman comes out onto the stage. Steve poses with his kendo stick and does a martial arts move set to display in front of the crowd.
Steve Cruise: Introducing first, from Annville, Pennsylvania, weighing in at two hundred, forty six pounds... The Lethal Weapon, Steeeve Blackman!!!!
Steve begins to walks down the ramp and then rolls into the ring and poses for the crowd. His theme song fades as Steve begins to wait for his opponent.
Beno's theme hits and the crowd jump to their feet as Beno walks out from the back as the lights dim. Beno poses at the top of the ramp as some pyro shoots off, then Beno cocks a smirk as he looks toward the ring and then starts to make his way down the ramp.
Steve Cruise: And, his opponent, from Gwinn, Michigan, now residing in Venice Beach, California, weighing in at two hundred , sixty four pounds, he is "The One... annnnd Only" BEEEEEEEENOOO!
Steve Blackman stares daggers at Beno walks up the steps with a smirk on his face. Beno goes to enter the ring through the ropes and Blackman attacks. Clubbing blows to the back and the ref reluctantly calls for the bell to start the match.
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Steve and Beno get in the center of the ring and then start to exchange words with each other. Beno then nails a right hand in Steve's face. Steve shakes it off and then rubs his face, Then nails a punishing Crane Kick to the side of Beno's head, Steve then starts pounding on Beno. Eventually Beno turns the tables and then starts pounding on Steve. Beno pulls Steve up to his feet and then tries to go for a scoop slam. But Beno wiggles out and pushes Blackman into the ropes he comes bouncing backwards and is clubbed to the back of the head. Steve pulls Beno to his feet and then nails a Thunderous Clothesline before going for a quick cover and then the referee counts.
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Blackman starts pandering to the crowd then suddenly Beno kips up and then nails a picture perfect Neckbreaker on Blackman, Beno then bounces off the ropes and nails a leg drop. Beno then goes for the top ropes and then waits for Blackman to get up, When he does Beno nails a missile dropkick and then slowly goes over for the cover and the referee counts.
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Phil Latio: What a match so far.
Don Chuckles: That is true both men showing high offenses thus far.
Beno pulls Blackman to his feet and then Blackman starts pounding on Beno's Face, Blackman then nails a thunderous Roundhouse Kick to Beno. Blackman taunts the fans and then goes for the cover but Beno gets and inside cradle and the referee counts.
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Beno taunts the fans, Blackman then gets up and Beno and Blackman start fighting and nailing each other with lefts and rights Blackman then goes for a clothesline but Beno ducks and then quickly goes for a Lights Out and nails it and hit cleanly.
Blackman looks like he is out cold.
Phil Latio: Lights Out! That has to be it Don! Look at Blackman, he's not moving!
Don Chuckles: God damnit!
The referee begins to count!
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Steve Cruise: And your winner of the match....BENO!
WINNER OF THE MATCH: BENO
Inside the ring, Steve is back on his feet. Beno stares at him as suddenly Steve puts out his hand towards Beno.
Don Chuckles: What's this Blackman is offering his hand out ot Beno.
Beno accepts the offer and handshakes Steve. But then suddenly, Beno cocks a grin, pulls Steve in towards himself, and knocks Steve down with a huge Clothesline. Beno quickly picks up Steve, kicks him in the mid-section, and with one quick motion, Beno connects with his famous, Beno Bomb!
Phil Latio: Oh come on Beno! That wasn't called for!
Don Chuckles: Beno's a coward Phil! Steve was offering his hand in respect!
Suddenly out of nowhere, POT comes out of the crowd as Beno is celebrating inside the ring, Beno is met with a harsh clothesline to the back of the head!
Phil Latio: It's POT! My god! Look at this Don!
Don Chuckles: Here we go! Finally some payback from last week!
POT then throws Beno over the top rope and onto the outside. POT slides underneath the ring apron and then waits for Beno to get up. POT then stares at the second announcers table that Phil and Don aren't sitting behind.
Phil Latio: What is Bob Cena thinking!?
Cena grabs Beno by the head, drags him close to the announcer table. Cena kicks Beno in the stomach, places him onto his shoulders and without hesitation, FU's Beno through the announcers table as the crowd reacts with a huge pop!
Phil Latio: My god! Bob Cena just put Beno through the announcers table with an FU!
Don Chuckles: This just made my night Phil! Beno deserved that one!
POT looks over at Beno as his theme song blasts over the PA systems. Cena cocks a grin.
Phil Latio: POT came out for retribution.
Don Chuckles: Karma is a bitch Beno!
Phil Latio: But never the less, let's take a commercial break!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
RAW comes back from commercial break and we are with the commentary team, minus Beno, he's been taken to the back for treatment. So for the rest of the show, it'll be Phil Latio and Don Chuckles.
Phil Latio: Welcome back everyone! We are told that Beno will not be joining Don and myself the rest of tonight, but never the less, let's get to the next match! It's going to be a good one! Sasha Banks will be taking on Kurt Orton! Sasha Banks is undefeated in Thy WWE and she is looking for a big victory tonight!
Don Chuckles: Kurt Orton is a former two time world champion Phil, I'm sure he'll have no problem winning this match!
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Steve Cruise: Ladies and Gentlemen, this next contest is scheduled for one fall... It will be out main event!...Introducing first, from Newark, NJ weighing in at 245 pounds... This is "The Prodigy" Kurt Orton!!!
"United Divided" by Voodoo Johnson blasts across the PA System as Kurt Orton walks out after the guitar rift.
Kurt keeps on walking down the ramp similar to how his father would walk until he reaches the stairs.. Orton looks around the arena to all of his fans and pats his chest three times before entering the ring with a smile on his face, he pats his chest three more times and does the lookout taunt after that. Orton's theme song fades as he waits for his opponent.
Suddenly Sasha Bank's theme song begins to play from the PA system as the crowd gives mix reactions as Sasha and Charlotte walk out onto the stage.
Sasha and Charlotte take the arena in and the begin to walk down the ramp towards the ring. They both take the steps and enter the ring. Sasha grabs the microphone as her theme music fades. Kurt Orton looks confused.
Sasha Banks: If I can have all of your attention for one minute. Now, Kurt, I would love to wrestle you and add another win to my undefeated streak but for reasons I can't say, I am not going to be wrestling tonight.
The fans react with boos, assuming they aren't getting a main event.
Sasha Banks: But no worries, like they say, the show must go on. And you see, Charlotte and I talked about it earlier tonight and we agreed that she will be taking my place! With that said, Orton, best of luck!
Phil Latio: Wow, didn't expect this! Our main event will now be Charlotte taking on Kurt Orton!
Don Chuckles: And like I said before, Kurt Orton should have no problem winning this match!
MATCH THREE
Sasha hands the microphone to Steve Cruise and exits the ring.
Steve Cruise: And his new opponent.....weighing in at 130lbs, from The Queen City.......CHAAAAARRLOTTTEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The referee calls for the bell!
DING DING DING
Orton goes for a quick Running Clothesline, but Charlotte ducks under the attack as they both spin around, Charlotte sends a quick but powerful kick to the mid-section of Orton. Orton bends over as you can see that he is in pain. Charlotte grabs Orton's arm and irish whips him towards the turnbuckle. As Kurt is coming back from the turnbuckle, Charlotte lands a hard drop kick on Orton. Orton stumbles backwards and into the ropes.
Orton bounces off the ropes and walks towards Charlotte. Charlotte goes for another kick to the stomach but this time Orton catches her foot, throws her foot to the ground and drops her with a mean looking clothesline. Orton looks surprised as he shakes his head.
Phil Latio: I don't think Kurt Orton expected this from Charlotte in her second match here in Thy WWE!
Don: Kurt Orton isn't a bright dude. Plus Charlotte has a chance for a big victory here, she's going to give her all for sure!
Orton picks up Charlotte right away and drags her to the closes corner. Orton throws and elbow to the side of Charlotte's neck as the referee begins to warn Orton that he can't keep her in the corner for much longer. Orton slowly backs away for a split second but then rushes at Charlotte and goes for a jumping Superman Punch, but no Charlotte ducks under it and moves out of the way. Then Charlotte goes on the attack with Orton in the turnbuckle. Charlotte begins to throw punches and kicks at Orton, until the referee begins to count, 1............2........
Charlotte pulls Orton away from the corner turnbuckle and irish whips Kurt into the ropes. Orton runs back at Charlotte and Charlotte drops Orton with cross* body, hooking the legs and covering him as the referee begins to count.
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Phil Latio: Only a one count but Charlotte is on fire right now Don!
Don Chuckles: On fire? Dodging a Superman Punch and hitting a cross* body is on fire?
Phil Latio: She has control of the match and that's what matters.
Charlotte lifts Kurt off the mat and she then racks Orton's eyes! Charlotte takes advantage as she kicks Orton in the mid-section and then takes him down with a Snap Suplex!
Phil Latio: What strength! Orton is twice her size!
Charlotte stands up as the crowd gives her boos. Charlotte waves them off as she grabs Orton's by the hair and throws his face back down to the mat. Then Charlotte jumps up and comes crashing down on the back of Orton with an elbow drop!
Phil Latio: The crowd really doesn't like Charlotte nor Sasha Banks!
Don Chuckles: I don't think they care Phil!
Charlotte picks up Orton by his hair again, and kicks him in the stomach. Charlotte goes for another suplex but no, this time Orton locks his legs with Charlottes' preventing the move. Orton throws a punch to the stomach of Charlotte as she releases the hold. Orton begins to kick and punch Charlotte into a corner. Orton with a Corner Clothesline! Orton picks Charlotte up and places her on the top rope.
Don Chuckles: Kurt Orton is turning things around!
Orton turns his back and walks a few steps, Orton turns around and sprints at Charlotte, but no, Charlotte throws a boot into the face of Orton, knowing him backwards! Orton tries to walk towards Charlotte again but, Charlotte leaps from the turnbuckle and connects with a Jumping DDT!
Phil Latio: That has to be it! What a move by Charlotte!
Charlotte goes for the cover and the referee begins to count.
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Sasha enters the ring as Charlotte's theme music begins to play! The two hug and then the referee throws Charlotte's arm up into the air, declaring her the winner! Orton lays on the mat, not moving.
Steve Cruise: And your winner, by pinfall......Charlotte!!!!!
WINNER OF THE MATCH: Charlotte
Phil Latio: These last few weeks, Sasha and Charlotte have looked impressive!
Don Chuckles: Pfft, Kurt Orton didn't need this win anyways!
Phil Latio: Alright folks, one more commercial break until our main event!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: We're back, and it's time for our impromptu main event! Joey the Bastard defends the Thy WWE World Title against an unnamed opponent!
Don Chuckles: Who's it gonna be, Latio?
JTB storms out from the back holding the Title wearing his wrestling gear to a chorus of boos from the crowd. He stomps up the steps and enters the ring, holding the title up and yelling at the crowd to, SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Phil Latio: The Bastard is in a volatile state of mind, Don. I pray for his opponent tonight.
Don Chuckles: You should pray for his opponent any night, Latio. The Bastard goes in to any match as if his life depends on it! And, remember what The Bastard said... if Beno or Blade interfere, somebody's getting fired tonight!
Phil Latio: Well, I don't think JTB will need to worry about Beno getting involved after Bob Cena destroyed our table with Beno's body earlier tonight.
Steve Cruise: The following contest is a no disqualification match, and is for the Thy WWE World Championship! Introducing first, the Thy WWE World Champion.... Joey theeee BASTARD!
JTB stands in the middle of the ring after chucking the belt at the referee.
Phil Latio: No disqualification? This isn't good, guys.
Don Chuckles: Shut up, Latio! We're about to find out who the challenger is!
Steve Cruise: And, the challenger, from San Diego, California... ROBERRRRRT SAINTS!
Phil Latio: Robert Saints!? Oh no! He's not ready for a match like this!
Don Chuckles: What are you talking about, Latio? Of course he's ready! What about the opportunity that The Bastard has granted him?
Phil Latio: This isn't an opportunity! This is an execution! Don't get in that ring, Robert!
MAIN EVENT: Thy WWE World Championship
Robert Saints walks out eagerly. He knows that this is the shot he's been waiting for. JTB watches on with a scowl mixed with a smirk. Robert Saints gets in the ring to nice ovation, but the crowd know what's up as well. Saints poses in the corner.
Phil Latio: Don't turn your back on him!
JTB attacks from behind with a stomp to the back of the leg.
Phil Latio: Damn it!
The ref has no choice but to call for the bell to start the match.
DING DING DING
JTB stomps away at the knee of Robert Saints as the crowd boo. Then JTB mounts Saints and starts to hammer away on his head. JTB gets off, and Saints recoils to the corner. JTB doesn't waist any time and starts to stomp Saints in the gut. Then he stomps Saints in the knee again. Saints goes down in the corner and JTB pushes his knee in Saints face. Then he starts to choke Saints out with his boot. Saints is out of it, and JTB starts to stomp a mudhole on a downed Saints in the corner.
Phil Latio: Robert Saints is being ripped apart by that deranged psychopath, Joey the Bastard!
Don Chuckles: He should have brought his A-game, Latio.
Phil Latio: How in the hell do you expect him to do that? He had no notice about this match. In order to face a man like Joey the Bastard, you need ample time to prepare both physically and mentally. Saints was just informed at the last minute!
JTB backs up then run at Saints, driving the flat of his boot in to the side of Saints face who is still sitting in the corner. JTB runs and bounces off the ropes and does it again.
Phil Latio: My God, what a disgusting blow.
Don Chuckles: Saints needs to light a fire under his ass if he wants to stand a chance against The Bastard!
Phil Latio: That's the thing, though. He doesn't stand a chance.
JTB drags Saints out from the corner then drops an elbow to the inside of Saints knee. Then he starts to stomp at it before dropping another elbow. Saints desperately tries to fight back with kicks from his good leg, but JTB stomps him in the gut then starts to punch him in the head once again.
Phil Latio: JTB is relentless! He wants to make Saints suffer. He wants to make an example of him!
Don Chuckles: Well, Saints can thank Blade LaVigne and Beno, after JTB cripples him after those two got involved in his business!
JTB then drags Saints the corner and exits the ring. JTB pulls Saints groin first in to the ringpost then applies the ringpost aided figure four leglock. Saints screams out in pain trying to break free. JTB's eyes scream madness as he froths from the mouth with a smile on his face at the damage he is inflicting. JTB let's go off the hold then gets back in to the ring. He waits for Saints to get up. Saints can barely stand as JTB watches on, chuckling. Saints hops on one leg, swinging wildly at JTB, but JTB jukes and jives, avoiding the strikes. JTB then shoves Saints down on his rear end and starts to laugh again. Saints starts to punch himself in the knee attempting to bring back feeling in his leg. JTB turns to the crowd and taunts them. He starts going back and forth with fans at ringside. Saints starts crawl...
Phil Latio: School boy by Robert Saints!
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JTB up and kicks Saints in the face then he pulls Saints up and drops him with a DDT. JTB covers...
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JTB lifts Saints shoulder off the mat with a grin.
Phil Latio: Oh, come on! He doesn't deserve this! He's just a young kid!
Don Chuckles: JTB wants to inflict more damage, and I don't blame him!
JTB rolls out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. He rolls back in and waits for Saints to get up. Saints pulls himself up and JTB holds the chair above his head, ready to connect with the finishing blow...
Phil Latio: SAINTS ROW! SAINTS ROW FROM ROBERT SAINTS!
Saints connects with the Saints Row superkick and JTB recoils bouncing off the ropes.
Don Chuckles: But, Saints used that bad wheel to connect with it! He didn't inflict nearly as much damage as he intended!
As JTB bounces, Saints boots him in the gut, then sets him up, and drops him with a Pedigree.
Phil Latio: Straight to Hell from Robert Saints! Cover him, Robert!
Robert Saints tends to his knee after the Pedigree, then covers JTB, hooking the leg...
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Phil Latio: Damn it!
Don Chuckles: Saints wasted too much time checking on his severely damaged knee!
JTB starts to pull himself up in shock using the ropes. Saints hobbles up to him and chops him in the corner. Saints whips JTB hard in to the corner, and JTB stumbles out in to a back body drop from Saints.
Phil Latio: You can really tell from the look on Robert Saints' face, after every move he connects with, the amount of pain he is in!
JTB back up and swings at Saints. Saints ducks, grabs JTB, and drop him across the back with an inverted backbreaker. The crowd is going nuts, and rallying behind Saints now. Short-arm clothesline from Robert Saints, and then he calls for the Viper Cutter. Saints is coiled and ready to strike. JTB up, and Saints with the Viper Cutter! But, JTB shoves him off, and when Saints turns to attack again, JTB takes him out by the knee with a forward should block. Saints is writhing in agony, and JTB is pissed off now. He picks up the chair, and starts to drive the tip in to Saints knee joint. Then he starts to choke Saints out with the chair. JTB then starts to crack Saints over and over again with the chair. Then he tosses it aside and covers...
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Phil Latio: How in the blue hell?
Don Chuckles: Robert Saints better just stay down. He doesn't want to anger The Bastard any more than he already has!
JTB looks down at Saints in shock. Then he points to the corner and starts to climb gingerly up to the top. But, somehow, Saints musters the energy to take out JTB's legs, causing JTB to fall groin first on to the top turnbuckle. Saints climbs up as well, and hooks JTB and flips him off the top rope with a thunderous Super-plex! Robert Saints crawls then covers...
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Saints up slowly, and pulls JTB up. Whip in to the corner and Saints follows it up with a hard clothesline. Then Saints lifts JTB up so that JTB is sitting on the top turnbuckle. The chair is right below. Saints pulls JTB by the head, and JTB's feet are still on the top turnbuckle. Top rope hung DDT from Saints to JTB on to the chair to a huge pop from the crowd, and JTB is busted wide open! Saints is fired up now as the crowd is fully behind him.
Phil Latio: Robert Saints is actually going to pull this off!
Don Chuckles: Watch out, Joey!
JTB pulls himself up, and he's out of it, showing off his latest crimson mask. He turns right in Saints who connects with a Viper Cutter out of nowhere!
Phil Latio: Viper Cutter! It's over! Cover him!
Don Chuckles: AHH! NO!
Saints covers quickly. And crowd counts along...
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Phil Latio: Robert Saints has done the unthinkable!
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Don Chuckles: This can't be!
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Phil Latio: NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION! ROBERT SAINTS IS THE NEW CHAMPION!
Don Chuckles: JTB GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!
Phil Latio: What? NO!
The ref is adamant that JTB did in fact get his foot on the ropes to break the count, but Saints thinks he's the new Champion. The crowd is yelling "NO!" in attempts to let him know. The ref tells Saints that the match isn't over, and Saints is in disbelief. He goes to pull JTB up, and JTB pulls Saints by the trunks face first in to the bottom turnbuckle. Both men can barely stand, but JTB picks Saints up and drops him with a Skrewdriver. But, instead of covering, JTB falls down. Both men are down.
Don Chuckles: Come on, Joey! Just cover him! It's over!
JTB starts to crawl, then drapes one arm over the chest of Robert Saints.
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Phil Latio: Well, it was a fantastic effort from Robert Saints.
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Don Chuckles: here is your winner, and STILL Thy WWE World Champion...
KICKOUT!
Don Chuckles: AHH!
Phil Latio: I can't believe my eyes, Don! The intestinal fortitude shown by Robert Saints is undeniable!
Both men start to get up, but meet on their knees, and it's a full blown slugfest. They get to their feet, slugfest still in high gear. JTB starts to get the upper hand then bounces off the ropes, and is met with a huge Double A Spinebuster from Robert Saints. Saints kips up, then grabs JTB by the legs, and locks in the Sharpshooter! Right in the center of the ring!
Phil Latio: JTB has nowhere to go!
Don Chuckles: Don't tap, Joey! DON'T TAP!
The crowd starts to chant "TAP!" as JTB tries to reach the ropes but they are miles away. Saints leans back on the hold and JTB screams out in pain with blood pouring from his head. JTB lifts his hand, about to tap...
Phil Latio: The Bastard is gonna tap! The Bastard is gonna tap!
Triana slides in and cracks Saints across the back with a chair.
Phil Latio: NO! Damn her! I didn't even see her come out! DAMN IT!
Triana pulls Saints up, then drops him with an L-O-L, then drags JTB on top of Saints. The ref counts...
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DING DING DING
Steve Cruise: Here is your winner, and STILL Thy WWE World Champion.... Joeyyyyyy THE Bastard!
Winner of the Match and Still Thy WWE Champion: Joey the Bastard
The crowd begins to boo like crazy and littering the ring with garbage. Triana pushes Saints out of the ring and tends to JTB as his music plays. She helps JTB up, and he is bleeding like a stuck pig. Triana gives JTB the World Title. JTB holds it up, then falls backward on his back.
Phil Latio: That low-down, dirty son of a bitch just narrowly escaped with the World Title. If it wasn't for Triana, Robert Saints would be the Champion! He had JTB beat! JTB was seconds away from tapping out! This is BULLSHIT!
Don Chuckles: Watch your mouth, Latio! Yeah, Robert Saints put up one hell of a fight, and The Bastard may have taken the worst of that one, but the only thing that matters is who is holding that Thy WWE Championship, and that's the most hardcore sonovabitch if wrestling, Joey the Bastard!
Triana is holding JTB up while his music plays, and then...
The roof blows off the arena as Vince McMahon appears on the BastardTron.
Vince McMahon: Congratulations, Joey, on your successful, albeit narrow, Championship defense. Supremacy is getting closer by the minute, so with out further ado, I present to you, the third member of Team Thy...
The crowd goes wild as Sweet Child O Mine hits the arena. Zak walks out to an amazing welcome. He is wearing his cargo shorts and his normal black 'British Brawler' hoodie. In his right hand is a mic and with his free arm he raises it high in the air as the crowd goes wild. Joey in the ring looks up in amazement. He cant believe Zak has returned, and neither can Triana.
Phil Latio - “We havent seen or heard from Zak in months! He just disappeared from the company without any word to anyone and now The British Brawler is back!”
Zak stands at the top of the ramp as the music dies down and the crowd begin to silent. Zak raises the mic to his lips as the crowd begin to chant his name. Zak cracks a smile as he looks down to the ring.
Zak Shields - “Well by the look on your face you were not expecting me here tonight!”
The crowd goes nuts again but this time Zak just continues to talk.
Zak Shields - “Sorry to burst your bubble Joey but ever since you kicked me out of the New Age I just couldnt let it lie. Now with the opportunity to end this reign I couldnt pass it up so easily. The New Age's days are numbered and im the one counting them. Make no mistake Joey this is my vow. I am reborn like the pheonix from the ashes and I am better, faster and stronger, and once im done with your merry band, I'm coming for that shiny belt you oh so love!”
Zak drops the mic on the floor and the crowd goes wild one more time. The shows ends with a shot of a bloodied Joey the Bastard being propped up by Triana with JTB almost whimpering...
JTB: No, not him... not him. Any one but him...
The Thy WWE logo appears in the bottom corner of the screen as the shows fades out with the crowd chanting Zak's name.
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RECAP
New Age/Blade Segment
Match One: Troy and Luke Harper over CM Punk
Match Two: Beno over Steve Blackman
Match Three: Charlotte over Kurt Orton
Main Event: Joey The Bastard over Robert Saints
Vince Announces Zak Shield Segment
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