Post by Sasha Banks on Jul 20, 2016 0:37:46 GMT -5
Scene 1: Braces, Glasses and More Ripoffs
As the camera fades in on our subject, she stood in her promo room, with her wife, Sasha. Sasha looked more adorkable than normal. She was sporting her normal glasses and braces, but also was wearing suspenders and had her purple hair in pigtails. On the other hand, the major change to Charlotte was her hair, as she was no longer blonde. Earlier this week, she had dyed her hair brown, to stand out from everyone else even further.
Charlotte: It’s been a busy last few months. I got married, and both me and my wife are unbeaten around here, knocking off ripoffs left and right, and this time out, it seems like another. We have another Orton. But this one thinks he’s Christian Cage. But let me let him in on one thing.
As she began to smirk, Charlotte’s braces would shimmer in the light. She would then get even more arrogant as her promo carried on as she knew she was better than this wanna be and was about to prove it in words, as her record clearly proved it. She had already beaten the best that her old company had to offer and had come here for further competition, and so far, she and her wife had not gotten it and did not see that happening right now.
Charlotte: So you won money in the bank. Whoop dee doo. What have you done since then? Not a damn thing. You’ve lost your last four in a row and it’s about to be five. On the other side, I’ve yet to lose a match since my last match in WWE, way back at Money in the Bank, against Becky Lynch, when I clearly proved I was the best on that roster, and I’m about to again.
And now, to knock this thing out of the park. Charlotte knew she had to say something to get under his skin, as she was really good at that, with people that she had to face, which she had shown recently and wanted to keep it going here, because well...she was really great at getting people pissed off, and this was going to be a walk in the park for her.
Charlotte: I have said this over and over again. I am genetically superior to anyone I face, whether its that never was and never will be, Alicia Hixx, or the repeated times I trashed Robert Saints, who is a poor man’s Randy Orton and it will be proven against you. I am more superior to anyone in this company and I will continue to prove it when I destroy another career. Oh wait...your career is already there. But here’s my problem. Why don’t you just retire? We all know you can’t win anymore. It’s time for the old hags like you and CM Sucks to retire and let us young guns show what it’s really all about. Evolution, and I am the evolution of this company. Wooooooo!
Charlotte would then wrap it up by smirking widely, to let her braces show. As she is handed her glasses, she puts them on, and the cameras finally fade to black.
As the camera fades in on our subject, she stood in her promo room, with her wife, Sasha. Sasha looked more adorkable than normal. She was sporting her normal glasses and braces, but also was wearing suspenders and had her purple hair in pigtails. On the other hand, the major change to Charlotte was her hair, as she was no longer blonde. Earlier this week, she had dyed her hair brown, to stand out from everyone else even further.
Charlotte: It’s been a busy last few months. I got married, and both me and my wife are unbeaten around here, knocking off ripoffs left and right, and this time out, it seems like another. We have another Orton. But this one thinks he’s Christian Cage. But let me let him in on one thing.
As she began to smirk, Charlotte’s braces would shimmer in the light. She would then get even more arrogant as her promo carried on as she knew she was better than this wanna be and was about to prove it in words, as her record clearly proved it. She had already beaten the best that her old company had to offer and had come here for further competition, and so far, she and her wife had not gotten it and did not see that happening right now.
Charlotte: So you won money in the bank. Whoop dee doo. What have you done since then? Not a damn thing. You’ve lost your last four in a row and it’s about to be five. On the other side, I’ve yet to lose a match since my last match in WWE, way back at Money in the Bank, against Becky Lynch, when I clearly proved I was the best on that roster, and I’m about to again.
And now, to knock this thing out of the park. Charlotte knew she had to say something to get under his skin, as she was really good at that, with people that she had to face, which she had shown recently and wanted to keep it going here, because well...she was really great at getting people pissed off, and this was going to be a walk in the park for her.
Charlotte: I have said this over and over again. I am genetically superior to anyone I face, whether its that never was and never will be, Alicia Hixx, or the repeated times I trashed Robert Saints, who is a poor man’s Randy Orton and it will be proven against you. I am more superior to anyone in this company and I will continue to prove it when I destroy another career. Oh wait...your career is already there. But here’s my problem. Why don’t you just retire? We all know you can’t win anymore. It’s time for the old hags like you and CM Sucks to retire and let us young guns show what it’s really all about. Evolution, and I am the evolution of this company. Wooooooo!
Charlotte would then wrap it up by smirking widely, to let her braces show. As she is handed her glasses, she puts them on, and the cameras finally fade to black.
