Post by Vince McMahon on Jul 5, 2016 1:57:06 GMT -5
Thy WWE Presents
RAW 158 Results
Live from: Bridgestone Arena, Nashville, TN
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The opening video package for Thy WWE: RAW airs, and then we cut to the arena for an amazing fireworks display as the crowd is going nuts. Various fan signs are shown such as "JTB FEARS BLADE", "KO SUX", and "Thy King, Beno".
We cut to ringside to see our announce team.
Phil Latio: Welcome to Thy WWE: RAW! We are LIVE from the sold out Bridgestone Arena in beautiful Nashville, Tennessee! I'm Phil Latio, along side Don Chuckles, and "The One and Only" Beno, ready to call all the action! How are you liking things so far in the booth, Beno?
Beno: Oh, it's great to have a front row seat to witness all the action. And, if anybody steps out of line, I'm the first on the scene to put them in their place.
Phil Latio: So, you're like an enforcer out here, so to speak.
Beno: Yeah, you could say that.
Phil Latio: Well, you will have a chance to do that very thing later on tonight when you go one on one with the Lethal Weapon Steve Blackman.
Beno: That's right. If Blackman has a problem with me laying him out at Oppression then that's just too damn bad, because I will lay out whoever the hell I want. I am in no way done inside that squared circle.
Don Chuckles: After tonight we will be, Beno. Cause, the Lethal Weapon is going to wipe the floor with you tonight!
Beno: You best be careful what you say, otherwise I'll wipe the floor with you.
Phil Latio: Also, Triana will make her return after getting speared through that flaming table at Oppression thanks to Blade LaVigne. She'll be taking on CM Punk!
Don Chuckles: Triana sacrificed herself at Oppression to save Joey the Bastard from being put through that flaming table by that maniac Blade LaVigne. If that's not true love, I dunno what is, Latio!
Phil Latio: Well, it remains to be seen if either of them will be at one hundred percent tonight, because as we all saw last week, CM Punk took a beaten from Troy Motor and The Wyatts.
Beno: It seems as though Troy and his gang are trying to make a name for themselves, and CM Punk may have been chosen. Punk is a confident man, and there's nothing wrong with that, but he can't underestimate The Wyatts, and he especially can't underestimate Troy Motor.
Don Chuckles: Yeah, you know all about that, don't you, Beno?
Beno: Watch it, Chuckles. I'm tellin' you. Just because we're colleagues now doesn't mean I won't kick your ass!
Phil Latio: Plus, we have a huge main event when Thy WWE InterNational Champion, Bob Cena takes on Kurt Orton inside a twenty foot high steel cage!
Don Chuckles: The New Age seems to falling apart. Why can't they all just stand by their fearless leader, JTB? He wants what is best for them!
Phil Latio: The Bastard was the guy who that match, don't forget about that, Don. But, nevertheless, it should be a brutal encounter. But, before that, we have our opening contest. It's the in-ring debut of Charlotte and she takes on Robert Saints!
Match One: Charlotte w/ Sasha Banks vs Robert Saints
Line in the Sand by Motorhead begins to play off of the P.A system as the fans give Robert Saints mix reactions as he walks onto the stage.
Saints smiles at the crowd and begins to walk down the ramp.
Steve Cruise: This match is for one fall...first weighing in at 250lbs...From San Diego, California....The VIPER.....ROBERT SAINTS!!!!!
Robert reaches the ring and slides into it. Saints runs to the turnbuckle, jumps up onto the second rope and throws his arms up into the air as the crowd continues to boo and cheer for the young superstar. Saints drops from the turnbuckle and waits for his opponent.
Suddenly, "Recognition" by CFO$ begins to play from the PA system as the fans begins to give off mix reactions as Charlotte walks out onto the stage with her girlfriend, Sasha Banks.
Charlotte lifts her arms into the air as the crowd continues to give mix reactions.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent.....weighing in at 130lbs, from The Queen City.......CHAAAAARRLOTTTEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charlotte and Sasha begins to walk down the ramp as they make their way to the ring. Sasha stays on the outside as Charlotte walks up the steps and enters the ring. She gets into her corner as her theme song fades.
The referee calls for the bell to start the match.
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Saints goes for a quick Running Clothesline, but Charlotte hitting a split, dodges the clothesline. Charlotte gets up quick and sends a quick and powerful kick to the gut of Saints. Saints bends over as you can see that he is in pain. Charlotte grabs Saints and irish whips him towards the turnbuckle. As Saints is coming back from the turnbuckles, Charlotte lands a harsh drop kick on Saints, Saints falls hard onto his back as Charlotte goes for the cover early.
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KICKOUT!
Phil Latio: Charlotte needs to understand that it's going to take more than a drop kick to keep down Robert Saints!
Don Chuckles: You never know Phil! I've seen many fast counts in my time!
Beno: Saints is a fighter, he's not going down without a fight!
Charlotte stands up and picks Robert up onto his two feet. Charlotte goes for another irish whip! Saints hits the ropes and comes back at Charlotte, who is bent over, looking to flip Saints but Saints stops, kicks Charlotte in the face and then drops her with a Facebuster Knee Smash, which sends Charlotte onto her back!
Saints picks up Charlotte right away and drags her to the corner. Saints throws an elbow to the side of Charlotte's neck as the referee begins to warn Saints that he can't keep her in the corner. Saints backs away for a split second but then rushes at Charlotte and hits a Corner Clothesline! Charlotte drops to ground and rolls onto her stomach.
Saints drags Charlotte into the center of the ring and covers her. The referee begins to count.
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KICKOUT!
Phil Latio: Charlotte kicked out! I'm surprised!
Don Chuckles: Well you shouldn't be! She's the daughter of legendary Ric Flair!
Saints lifts Charlotte off of the mat but she suddenly racks Saints eyes! Causing him to let her go and bend down, covering his face. Charlotte takes the advantage as she kicks Saints in the mid-section and then takes him down with a Snap Suplex!
Phil Latio: What strength! Robert is twice her size!
Beno: Was that her Flair blood giving her the strength Don?
Don Chuckles: Make jokes all you want! I'm telling you, she's going to be a star!
Charlotte stands up as the crowd gives her boos. Charlotte waves them off as she grabs Saint's by the hair and throws his face back down to the mat. Then Charlotte jumps up and comes crashing down on the back of Saints with an elbow drop!
Phil Latio: The crowd really doesn't like Charlotte nor Sasha Banks!
Charlotte picks up Saint by his hair and kicks him in the stomach as she goes for another suplex but no, Saints locks his leg with Charlottes' preventing the move. Saints throws a punch to the stomach of Charlotte as she releases the hold. Saints begins to kick and punch Charlotte into a corner. Saints with a a Corner Clothesline! The fans seem to be giving cheers to Saints for change. Saints picks Charlotte up and places her on the top rope.
Saints turns his back and walks a few steps. Saints turns around and sprints at Charlotte, but no, Charlotte throws a boot into his face, knocking him backwards! Saint tries to walk towards Charlotte again but, Charlotte leaps from the turnbuckle and connects with a Jumping Swinging DDT!
Don Chuckles: It has to be over now!
Charlotte goes for the cover and the referee begins to count.
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DING DING DING
Charlotte's theme music begins to play as she stands up and the referee throws her arm up into the air!
Steve Cruise: And your winner by pinfall......CHARLOTTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINNER OF THE MATCH: Charlotte!
Beno: Tough loss for Robert Saints, he can't even catch a break!
Don Chuckles: Forget that, Charlotte won her debut here in Thy WWE!
Sasha Banks gets into the ring holding a microphone.
Phil Latio: What does Sasha have to say?
Don Chuckles: I don't know, but shut up and let's listen!
Charlotte's theme song fades as Sasha gives Charlotte a hug. We see Saints walking up the ramp and into the back. The camera focused on inside the ring as Sasha begins to speak.
Sasha Banks: Excuse me everyone. I have something important to talk about. First, I would like to say, congratulations Charlotte on winning your first match here in Thy WWE. You really did great out there! Charlotte...
Sasha, with her free hand, grabs Charlotte's hand.
Sasha Banks: Charlotte..We have been together for a long time. We share so many great memories together. Memories that I...that we will never forget. And, honestly, I couldn't imagine living life apart. I've been waiting for the perfect moment to ask you something Charlotte....
You can see the excitement on both of their faces as Sasha continues.
Sasha Banks: Charlotte Flair...I want to spend the rest of my life with you...so I need to ask...
The crowd gets loud as Sasha drops to one knee. Charlotte in shock, tears form in her eyes.
Sasha Banks: Will you take my hand in marriage?
Charlotte with no hesitation bends down and speaks into the microphone.
Charlotte: Yes! Yes I will Sasha!
The two hug.
Phil Latio: And with that, we will be right back after this commercial break.
The show fades to black and goes to commercial.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: Well, folks, it's time for our colleague, Beno to step back inside the ring to take on Steve Blackman. Beno left during the break to head to the back and get ready, but this match should be a doozy. Two conflicting styles, and Steve Blackman is hellbent on revenge.
Don Chuckles: Beno's a real jerk, Latio. You heard him out here trying to bully me earlier. He tried to bully Blackman at Oppression, but the Lethal Weapon is somebody who you don't want to piss off!
Match Two: Beno vs Steve Blackman
Steve Blackman walks out from the back to not much of a reaction at all, and starts to make his way to the ring like an ice cold killer.
Phil Latio: Steve Blackman stated that he didn't want any of the New Age to interfere in this match. He wants to do this himself, and I commend him for that.
Don Chuckles: He doesn't need any help to beat a wash-up like Beno!
Steve Cruise: Introducing first, from Annville, Pennsylvania, weighing in at two hundred, forty six pounds... The Lethal Weapon, Steeeve Blackman!
Blackman enters the ring, and starts shadow boxing in his corner.
Beno's theme hits and the crowd jump to their feet as Beno walks out from the back as the lights dim. Beno poses at the top of the ramp as some pyro shoots off, then Beno cocks a smirk as he looks toward the ring and then starts to make his way down the ramp.
Steve Cruise: And, his opponent, from Gwinn, Michigan, now residing in Venice Beach, California, weighing in at two hundred , sixty four pounds, he is "The One... annnnd Only" BEEEEEEEENOOO!
Steve Blackman stares daggers at Beno walks up the steps with a smirk on his face. Beno goes to enter the ring through the ropes and Blackman attacks. Clubbing blows to the back and the ref reluctantly calls for the bell to start the match.
DING DING DING
Blackman has Beno reeling now as the crowd boos the illegal attack before the bell. Stiff jabs to the gut from Blackman. Middle leg kicks to the hamstring of Beno. Beno tries to retreat to the corner, but Blackman attacks with a flurry of rights and lefts to the body, and finishes the combo off with a hard over head chop to the chest. Beno walks out of the corner in pain, holding his chest, and Blackman connects with another chop to the chest of Beno. Beno stumbles to other corner, and Blackman with a loud knife edge chop.
Phil Latio: Those chops are vicious, Don!
Don Chuckles: Blackman is trying to chop Beno's nipples clean off like Inoki!
Blackman sets Beno up and whips him in to the corner. Blackman looks to follow up but eats the flat of Beno's boot in his approach. Blackman stumbles back and beno makes his move, but is tossed over by Blackman and a deep arm drag. Beno back up, and Blackman arm drags him again. Beno back up, and dropped back down with a hip toss. Beno back up and Blackman takes him down with a third arm drag, but holds on to Beno's arm, locking it in an arm hold. Blackman shouts, "You wanna put your hands on me?" then starts to drive elbows in to the side of Beno's face. This only seems to anger Beno as the crowd start to rally. Beno starts to fight back. He gets to his feet while Blackman tries to hold up his arm. Beno reaches up, grabs Blackman's wrist, and counters in to a hammerlock. Blackman tries to elbow Beno in the head, but Beno avoids it. Beno presses in on the back of Blackman's knee, causing Blackman to drop to one knee. Then Beno quickly grabs Blackman's head and reverse suplexes him to the mat. Blackman rolls out of the ring to regroup himself. The crowd cheers as Beno starts to bounce on his feet, gesturing for Blackman to get back in to the ring. Blackman slides back in to the ring with caution, then the two lock up elbow and collar style. Blackman grabs Beno's hand, and twists it in to a wrist lock. He wrenches hard, sending waves of pain shooting up through the arm of Beno. Blackman twists it again, then turns his back, bringing Beno's arm down on to Blackman's shoulder. Blackman twists it back then jerks it down. Beno then puts his hand on Blackman's face and pushes him to the ropes. The ref demands a clean break, and Beno slaps Blackman in the face as the crowd cheers while laughing at Blackman. Blackman charges Beno, and Beno flips him, dropping him across the knee spine first with a beauty of a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Beno follows up with a cover...
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Kickout!
Beno up and drops an elbow to the chest of Blackman. Then he drops a knee to the head. Beno pulls Blackman up by the head and whips him in to the ropes. Blackman ducks a clothesline, bounces off, and ducks a back elbow. Bounces off again is met with a sharp knee to the midsection from Beno. Beno sets Blackman up in a pump handle, then lifts him up on his shoulder. But, Blackman squirms free over the back of Beno. Beno turns around in a two handed throat thrust from Blackman. Blackman grabs Beno and drops him with a quick snap suplex. Then Blackman grabs Beno by the arms and locks them with a double underhook. Beno tries to get free but Blackman keeps the hold on tight.
Phil Latio: Some great chain wrestling from these two in the early going. Both men seem to equally matched in their abilities.
Don Chuckles: Blackman is just toying with Beno. The Lethal Weapon could end this anytime he wants to.
Phil Latio: If Beno can hit one of his power moves, this match is as good as done. Blackman does have the speed advantage, and his strikes are lightning quick. But, Beno is a powerhouse!
Blackman pulls Beno up while still having him locked in a double underhook, then hits the suplex, and floats over for the pin...
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Kickout!
Blackman up and drops a forearm to the throat of Beno. Blackman signals for the end then waits for Beno to get up. Beno up, and Blackman charges with the Pump Kick, but Beno side steps. Blackman off the ropes right in to a beast of a spinebuster. Beno hooks the leg.
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Kickout!
Beno is fired up now. He pulls Blackman up, then lifts him up on his shoulders, then drops him with a TKO cutter.
The crowd is hopping. Beno signals for the end...
The crowd begins to boo as Bob Cena appears at the top of the ramp with his InterNational Championship and a mic in his hand.
BOB CENA: Yo, Beno! Hey! I thought I told you to stick to the booth!
Beno turns his attention to Bob Cena who is now approaching the ring.
BOB CENA: You had your chance, and you fizzled out! There's no place for you in that ring anymore.
Beno starts to jaw-jack at Cena. Steve Blackman is up. Runs at Beno, and delivers the Pump Kick... to the referee! Beno saw himcoming in the corner of his eye, and side stepped at the last second. The ref wasn't so lucky as he rolls out of the ring. Cena drops the mic and slides in to the ring, dropping Beno with a chop block to the leg while Beno was focused on Blackman.
Blackman asks Cena "What the hell are you doing?" as Cena starts to stomp away at Beno. Cena tells Blackman to "shut up" as Blackman stands there watching with his hands on his hips and shaking his head.
Cena then waits for Beno to stand then cracks him in the head with the InterNational Championship. Cena then leaves the ring, grabs the ref, and shoves him back in to the ring. Cena yells at Blackman, "There ya go! Pin his ass!" Blackman is still shaking his head in disappointment, then says "no" and leaves the ring. Cena is like "WTF?" as Blackman proceeds to leave ringside, walk up the ramp, and leave to the back. The entire time, shaking his head, saying "Not like that." Cena's like "Pffft" then he gets back in the ring to inflict more damage. Cena pulls Beno up, but Beno explodes with rights and lefts to Cena who reels to the ropes. Beno clotheslines Cena out of the ring as the crowd roars. Beno is in rage mode as Cena crawls on his rear end backward up the ramp with fear in his eyes.
Cena says "screw this" as beno challenges him to come back in to the ring and leaves.
WINNER: No Contest
The crowd are now chanting for Beno as he watches Cena leave in disgust. EMTs come out to check on the downed referee as Beno gingerly exits the ring, and takes his place at the announce table.
Phil Latio: That damn Bob Cena ruined what was turning out to be a great match!
Don Chuckles: Well, I...
BENO: Cena! You started a God damn war tonight! You don't EVER stick your filthy nose in my business! You want to try and take me out? Tonight, I'm takin' you out, boy!
Phil Latio: Now, Beno, let's not do anything too rash.
BENO No. That little punk doesn't understand the mistake he just made. Bob Cena's ass is mine! Let's get to next damn match!
The show cuts to commercial with Phil and Don left speechless, and an extremely pissed off Beno breathing heavily.
BENO: Come on! Next match, let's go!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: We're back! Before the break we were witnessing a great match up between Beno, and Steve Blackman, but Bob Cena had to come out and ruin it. Beno was about ready to finish Blackman off, too! But, Steve Blackman refused to take advantage. Beno, what are your thoughts on that?
Beno: I couldn't give a damn about that. All that matters is that they had a chance to take me out for good, and the didn't do it, and now there's going to be hell to pay! Steve Blackman is guilty by association, and if he wants to beat me like a man, that's fine. But, there's no way he will ever beat me with out help. And Cena? Well, let's see how well he fares in that Cage Match later tonight.
Phil Latio: Well, you're still angry. Understandable. But, let's move on to our next ma...
Phil Latio: Oh, great. This is all we need right now!
Don Chuckles: Yes! Here we go, Latio!
Beno: This isn't a place where he wants to be right now.
The crowd greet the Owner and CEO of Thy WWE with tremendous hatred as he walks out from the back with his arms stretched out, seemingly looking for a hug from the crowd. Joey the Bastard stands at the top of the ramp wearing his black suit, and blood-red tie, and "NA" flat-brimmed baseball cap, cocked a little to the side. He has the Thy WWE World Championship on his shoulder. Then he starts to make his way down the ramp, jiving to his own music which makes the crowd boo even more. JTB then enters the ring and takes the mic from Steve Cruise.
The crowd start to chant "YOU SUCK!" as JTB chuckles a little.
JTB: Yeah, I hate you, too!
BOOOOOO!
JTB: Now, shut your mouths for a second, because the boss is here! And he has something very important to talk about. So, last week, Blade LaVigne got his rematch. You see? I'm not that bad of a guy, am I? I gave him the rematch, and he failed to regain the Title. I don't see what's so hard to understand. Did he deserve the rematch? Oh, hell nah, but I graciously gave it to him out of the kindness of my heart. And, guess what. That's the last time Blde LaVigne will EVER compete for this World Title! Blade LaVigne is done! The story is over, and it actually turned out to be a happy ending after all. Because, now you all have a World Champion that you can be proud of!
BOOOOOO!
JTB: A Champion who is better than Blade LaVigne. Better than Christian Knight. Better than Bob Cena. A hell of a lot better than Kurt Orton. Better than Alex freaking Kendall. And, better than my old buddy at the announce table, B-man himself. Beno!
Beno stands up, ready to fight as the crowd cheers.
JTB: Relax, B-man. I'm not looking to beat the shit outta you tonight. So sit your ass down!
Beno takes his headset off.
JTB: Seriously, sit down. You're a good commentator, but if you don't sit down right now, I will fire your ass on the spot! Is that how you want your legacy to be defined?
Beno doesn't sit down.
JTB: You wanna test me? Sit the *beep* down!
Beno smirks and calls JTB a "punk ass" before sitting back down at the booth.
JTB: Jeez. Talk about uptight. there's nothing worse than a guy who out stays their welcome. Kinda like Vince McMahon actually. I thought we were rid of this guy, but no... he's back!
YAAAAAAAAAY!
JTB: Okay, guys... just cut it out, okay? Stop interrupting me. You all get your time to cheer and boo, but right now it's JTB time. I'm more important than anybody in this whole arena, so do me a favor and pipe down.
BOOOOOOOOO!
JTB: Now, so Vince wants to use up his lifeline. That's cool. He's gathering a team, that's cool. I already have a team! A team that - while we may disagree on some certain issues - we are stronger than any team that Vince McMahon could even dream of conjuring up. This is my company! This is MY WORLD! And, if you wanna gonna to war with the New Age again, that's fine! You wanna get two rings side by side, and surround them with a steel cage? Yeah man, sounds good. That's right up my alley! I am the most hardcore sonavabitch that this industry has ever *beep*ing seen. You think I'm scared of a little jagged steel and a bunch of hacks that you want as your team? I damn near kill every single opponent I face, and the only reason why I don't kill them dead, is cause I wanna be able to do it all over again! I skin mofos alive with my teeth! I take aim at baby carriages when I'm drivin' drunk through the city streets. I don't give a *beep*! It's fun to me. I'm the anybody killer. I'd kill my own mother just to use her as a step to get to the cookie jar. And Vince McMahon... Blade LaVigne...
YAAAAAAAAY!
JTB: SHUT THE HELL UP! I warned about that shit!
BOOOOOOOO!
JTB: You people are so freakin' stupid! This isn't about you! You don't have a say! This has always been about me! Forget the Sheamus's and the Senn's and the Robin's and Starr's. They were just a precursor to the main event. The era of Joey the Bastard! And, if any of you whiners in the back have a problem with that... well you can get the *beep* out! Bite me!
JTB drops the mic as his music hits again and the crowd start chanting "Asshole!". JTB then leaves the ring, and starts threatening fans at ringside.
Phil Latio: I can't believe that this man is the face our company. I don't even want to think about the investor meetings!
Don Chuckles: I'm sure that they're a blast! The Bastard knows how to party, Latio.
Beno: He also knows how to run his mouth. I can wait. His time will come.
Phil Latio: Hmm... Cryptic. Anyway, after the break, Triana takes on CM Punk!
Don Chuckles: Awesome! I love crazy chicks!'
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The show comes back from commercial and CM Punk and Triana are already in the ring, ready to go.
Match Three: CM Punk vs Triana
The bell rings, and they both circle each other, sizing each other up. CM Punk knows Triana is a formidable threat, and Triana knows Punk comes from an accomplished background.
Phil Latio: Sizing each other up right now.
Beno: Punk is looking to make a mark and he'll make a damn big one if he defeats a New Age member in his second match.
Don Chuckles: Yeah then they'll mark him!
They both lock up, and Punk gets the first headlock. However, Triana pushes him off into the ropes, and he bounces back. She ducks his clothesline, and she throws a superkick. Punk dodges that, rebounds off the ropes, but is caught when Triana hits a clothesline.
Phil Latio: Great sequence right there!
Beno: Now Triana has the upper hand, but only for a few moments.
He goes down, and Triana kicks him in the gut, talking trash.
Phil Latio: Now she's just antagonizing CM Punk.
Don Chuckles: Yeah, you tell him Triana!!
He is quick to get up, and Triana backs him into the turnbuckle with punches, and then backs off as he gets dazed.
Phil Latio: Triana has that crucial control of the momentum early into this bout.
Beno: She's a smart wrestler- she had the upper hand and is taking advantage of it.
She backs up to the opposite turnbuckles, and runs at Punk. She hits a clothesline in the corner, then catches Punk in a headlock as he slumps over and drops him with a DDT.
Phil Latio: Great move! She caught Punk!
Don Chuckles: Ballgame baby! It's over within moments!
Triana goes for an early pin attempt.
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KICKOUT!
Don Chuckles: Damn. Close but no cigar!
Punk manages to kick out just at two, and Triana shakes her head. She kicks Punk a few times while he's down, and lifts him up. Punk moves quickly and manages to roll her up into a pin.
Phil Latio: Punk rolls her up! He might get it!
Triana kicks out! Punk leaps to his feet before he can stand, and delivers a kick to Triana's head that puts her back down to the mat.
Beno: Now we have a momentum shift, and we all know Punk won't hold back!
Don Chuckles: What a bunch of brown nosers.
Punk puts his hands against his head in the signature taunt that signals the GTS. He hoists her up onto his shoulders, but she twists off into a neck breaker!
Beno: This is why Triana is one of the brightest in ThyWWE!
Triana has a renewed energy, and she lifts Punk up and irish whips him into the turnbuckle. Punk walks forward after hitting, and Triana kicks him in the gut. He falls to his knees, and she hits him with a superkick!
Phil Latio: Triana just rocked him!
Don Chuckles: Woooooooo boy did you hear that one!?
Instead of going for the pin, Triana climbs the turnbuckle.
Phil Latio: What is she doing?
Beno: Bad choice, she needs to go for the pin while she has him down!
Don Chuckles: Oh, she's just showing off now! What a warrior!
She leaps off, going for the First Impression but Punk moves out of the way!
Phil Latio: She took a gamble!
Beno: She should've pinned him'
Triana lands on the mat, and before she can react, he hoists her up into the GTS!
Phil Latio: Punk has her up for the second time!
Beno: He exploited her mistake!
He connects it with the Go To Sleep! Punk covers Triana!
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KICKOUT!!!
Don Chuckles: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Beno: Triana isn't out yet!
Punk argues with the ref in his frustration. He lifts Triana up by her hair, and backs her up into the turnbuckle. He climbs to the top and brings her up with him, and gets into position for a Pepsi Plunge!
Beno: A rarely used move by Punk- but it's a damn deadly one!
Phil Latio: Triana has already made a similar mistake- but will Punk's gamble work out?
He's about to hook her arms behind her back, but she flips him over and he lands on the mat below.
Don Chuckles: Look at this! The fierce defiance of a true warrior!
Slightly dazed, Triana looks around before seeing that he's down and out. She regains her footing on the turnbuckle, and hits the First Impressions! Triana falls on top of Punk for the cover! The referee begins to count!
Beno: This just may be it!
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KICKOUT!
Don Chuckles: The hell was that slow count by the ref!?
Punk manages to get his shoulder up just in time. Triana lifts him up, and positions him for the LOL and connects with the finishing move!
Punk is laying motionless on the mat. Triana covers him again.
Phil Latio: It's gotta be over!
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WINNER OF THE MATCH: TRIANA
Steve Cruise: And the winner, of the match, Triana!
Don Chuckles: What a match!
Beno: Tough loss for CM Punk though!
Phil Latio: But when it comes down to it, tonight, Triana just had more gas in the tank.
As Triana celebrates her victory, the lights flicker slightly. They flicker once more, this time fully casting the arena in darkness for a few moments.
Don Chuckles: The hell is going on now?
CM Punk is standing up unsteadily in the corner of the ring, looking confused. The lights flicker again, but they stay off this time as a video behind playing.
It's the signature of the Wyatt Family; jumbled clips and odd noises, and we hear Bray's voice-over.
"Found you. We have found you. We have found you. We have found you."
Over and over again the sound clip plays over increasingly disturbing footage, until finally stopping on Bray holding a lit lantern up.
"We're here." He says simply, then blowing out the flame.
The lights stay off. When they switch back on, Troy, Bray and Luke Harper are standing on the apron. As soon as Triana notices, she rolls out of the ring, but keeps her attention on the ring.
Beno: You gotta believe Bray has his sights set on his first victim from last week!
Bray doesn't even appear to notice Triana; his eyes are set on Troy, who has removed the sheep mask and is staring at CM Punk. Troy and Luke get into the ring, and Punk walks to the center, telling them to bring it.
Phil Latio: Oh no, Punk might be poking a bear!
Troy gets right up into Punk's face, and Punk starts trash talking. Troy starts laughing like a maniac, and Punk slaps him hard. The crowd goes "ooooh!" at the sudden and loud slap. Luke and Troy go berserk, and Punk tries to fight back- but he's too exhausted after his match with Triana, and he can't hold on for long against these two.
Beno: These psychotic bastards are trying to make an example out of him!
Bray rolls into the ring, walking back and forth in an almost agitated way. Troy lifts Punk up, and Harper hits Punk with the superkick. Troy catches Punk, and he and Luke hold CM Punk up by his arms. The lights in the arena darken as Bray laughs loudly.
The leader of the Wyatt Family gets close to Punk's face, leaning down.
"You have been chosen, CM Punk! You are the effigy that will serve as Troy Motor's Redeemer! You will fall, as they all will fall!"
Bray's maniacal rambling disintegrated into wild laughing.
Bray gets back into Punk's face, but Punk, still defiant, spits right in Bray's face. Wyatt stands up straight and roars, wiping the spit off. He kicks Punk in the gut, and Punk falls to his hands and knees. Troy backs into the ropes, and he makes a gun gesture at CM Punk- before taking off, and hitting Punk with a curb stomp!
Bray laughs and stands in front of Troy.
Phil Latio: Did you hear Wyatt? He just told Troy to give Punk "Peace of Mind"! And this is Troy's attempt!
Triana, who had been watching the whole thing, gets back into the ring. She's staring at Troy, her former teammate. Bray turns to her and laughs, and once more his voice is amplified. "Join your former brother. Join us." Bray whispers. Triana is staring at Bray oddly, and the moment is odd, drawn out.
Beno: Don't do it Triana.
Suddenly, Triana just shakes her head, laughs, and hops out of the ring. Bray watches as she leaves, before dropping to his knees next to CM Punk unconscious body, his head face upwards and his arms outstretched to his sides.
"Follow The Buzzards!" He roars, as the sudden eruption of static and images signals the Wyatt Family's exit.
The show goes to another commercial break!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: It's time for the main event!
The cage starts to lower as the crowd start to rumble in anticipation.
The lights go dark, then a spotlight appears at the top of the ramp. Kurt Orton walks in to the spotlight with no music playing.
Phil Latio: What happened to his music?
Don Chuckles: Kurt Orton doesn't need it, Latio. All he needs is that briefcase he has with him, and his family. He doesn't need you, or me, or any of these fans. In fact, when he catered to these fans, what did it get him?
Phil Latio: Uhh... two World Titles?
Don Chuckles: Nothing, Latio. It got him nothing. Now, what you see is what you get. No fancy bells and whistles. He's not The Prodigy any more. He's simply... Kurt Orton.
The crowd begins to boo as Bob Cena makes his return to the arena with the IN Title held high. He walks down the ramp backwards with his arms out as Kurt Orton has entered the cage. Cena doesn't head to the door though, he makes a B-line to the announce table.
He stands in front of Beno and shouts "BEST IN THE FUCKING WORLD!"
Phil Latio: Now, Beno, let's remember that your job right now is call this match!
Beno leap out of his chair and tackles Bob Cena as the crowd cheers and Kurt Orton watches on.
Phil Latio: Dammit.
Don Chuckles: Beno, what the hell are you doing, man?
Beno unleashes all of his frustration on Cena. Slamming him in the barricade, then bouncing his head off the steel steps over and over again. Beno grabs a steel chair and cracks Cena across the back. Then he cracks Cena in the skull with it.
Phil Latio: Oh my God! Beno has been unleashed!
Don Chuckles: He'll kill him!
Beno then pulls Cena up, sets him up...
Phil Latio: NO! DON'T DO IT BENO!
Don Chuckles: Don't crap in your own backyard! AHH!
The announcers flee as Beno Beno Bombs Bob Cena right through the announce table.
Then he stands over Cena's lifeless body, raises his arms and the crowd cheers. Then Beno turns and starts to leave as the ref demands that the cage be lifted. He starts to check on Bob Cena, and then calls the match off.
Phil Latio: I apologize, folks, but this match can't happen. Bob Cena cannot compete after that brutal attack from Beno.
Kurt Orton is in the ring still holding the Money in the Bank briefcase. He looks down at Cena. He looks at the case. the crowd start to cheer, egging him on. KO looks down at Cena. Then back at the briefcase. Then KO nods his head as the crowd erupts.
Phil Latio: Kurt Orton is going to cash in!
Don Chuckles: NO!
KO leaves the ring and grabs Cena and rolls him in to the ring. KO demands that the ref follow him. Beno is watching on from the ramp. He shakes his head then sprints back to the ring. KO is handing the case to the ref, saying that he wants to cash in. He turns and is turned inside out by a running big boot from Beno before the ref can start the match. The crowd roars as Beno hits a Beno Bomb on KO. Beno shouts down at KO "He's mine!" JTB appears at the top of the ramp to boos. He walks down the ramp asking Beno what he thinks that he's doing. "You ruined it!, he shouts. When all of a sudden...
The crowd goes apeshit as Vince McMahon's music hits, and he appears on the BastardTron. JTB looks up in shock as Vince has a smile on his face.
Vince McMahon: I've been watching at home, and I must say, bad luck with that main event, Joey. But, the main event of Supremacy will not suffer the same fate as your cage match tonight. Because, it just got a whole lot bigger... a whole lot stronger... and a whole lot more - what do the kids say these days? - bad ass! Let me introduce you to the second member of team Thy WWE.... The One...
JTB: No.
Vince McMahon: The Only...
JTB: NO! NO! NO!
Vince McMahon: BENO!
JTB starts to freak out as the crowd pops louder than they have all night. Beno nods his approval while rubbing his hands together, figuratively licking his chops.
Vince McMahon: Good luck next week, Joey!
Vince McMahon starts chuckling, as JTB starts screaming up at the BastardTron.
JTB: I HATE YOU SO MUCH! DIE DAMN YOU! DIE!
The Thy WWE logo appears in the corner of the screen as we see Vince McMahon laughing at JTB, Beno standing tall in the ring over Bob Cena and Kurt Orton, and JTB shaking his head with a saddened look on his face.
Joey The Bastard: I hate you.
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RECAP
Match One: Charlotte over Robert Saints
Match Two: Beno vs Steve Blackman - No Content
Joey the Bastard Segment
Match Three: Triana over CM Punk
Main Event Segment
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RAW 158 Results
Live from: Bridgestone Arena, Nashville, TN
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The opening video package for Thy WWE: RAW airs, and then we cut to the arena for an amazing fireworks display as the crowd is going nuts. Various fan signs are shown such as "JTB FEARS BLADE", "KO SUX", and "Thy King, Beno".
We cut to ringside to see our announce team.
Phil Latio: Welcome to Thy WWE: RAW! We are LIVE from the sold out Bridgestone Arena in beautiful Nashville, Tennessee! I'm Phil Latio, along side Don Chuckles, and "The One and Only" Beno, ready to call all the action! How are you liking things so far in the booth, Beno?
Beno: Oh, it's great to have a front row seat to witness all the action. And, if anybody steps out of line, I'm the first on the scene to put them in their place.
Phil Latio: So, you're like an enforcer out here, so to speak.
Beno: Yeah, you could say that.
Phil Latio: Well, you will have a chance to do that very thing later on tonight when you go one on one with the Lethal Weapon Steve Blackman.
Beno: That's right. If Blackman has a problem with me laying him out at Oppression then that's just too damn bad, because I will lay out whoever the hell I want. I am in no way done inside that squared circle.
Don Chuckles: After tonight we will be, Beno. Cause, the Lethal Weapon is going to wipe the floor with you tonight!
Beno: You best be careful what you say, otherwise I'll wipe the floor with you.
Phil Latio: Also, Triana will make her return after getting speared through that flaming table at Oppression thanks to Blade LaVigne. She'll be taking on CM Punk!
Don Chuckles: Triana sacrificed herself at Oppression to save Joey the Bastard from being put through that flaming table by that maniac Blade LaVigne. If that's not true love, I dunno what is, Latio!
Phil Latio: Well, it remains to be seen if either of them will be at one hundred percent tonight, because as we all saw last week, CM Punk took a beaten from Troy Motor and The Wyatts.
Beno: It seems as though Troy and his gang are trying to make a name for themselves, and CM Punk may have been chosen. Punk is a confident man, and there's nothing wrong with that, but he can't underestimate The Wyatts, and he especially can't underestimate Troy Motor.
Don Chuckles: Yeah, you know all about that, don't you, Beno?
Beno: Watch it, Chuckles. I'm tellin' you. Just because we're colleagues now doesn't mean I won't kick your ass!
Phil Latio: Plus, we have a huge main event when Thy WWE InterNational Champion, Bob Cena takes on Kurt Orton inside a twenty foot high steel cage!
Don Chuckles: The New Age seems to falling apart. Why can't they all just stand by their fearless leader, JTB? He wants what is best for them!
Phil Latio: The Bastard was the guy who that match, don't forget about that, Don. But, nevertheless, it should be a brutal encounter. But, before that, we have our opening contest. It's the in-ring debut of Charlotte and she takes on Robert Saints!
Match One: Charlotte w/ Sasha Banks vs Robert Saints
Line in the Sand by Motorhead begins to play off of the P.A system as the fans give Robert Saints mix reactions as he walks onto the stage.
Saints smiles at the crowd and begins to walk down the ramp.
Steve Cruise: This match is for one fall...first weighing in at 250lbs...From San Diego, California....The VIPER.....ROBERT SAINTS!!!!!
Robert reaches the ring and slides into it. Saints runs to the turnbuckle, jumps up onto the second rope and throws his arms up into the air as the crowd continues to boo and cheer for the young superstar. Saints drops from the turnbuckle and waits for his opponent.
Suddenly, "Recognition" by CFO$ begins to play from the PA system as the fans begins to give off mix reactions as Charlotte walks out onto the stage with her girlfriend, Sasha Banks.
Charlotte lifts her arms into the air as the crowd continues to give mix reactions.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent.....weighing in at 130lbs, from The Queen City.......CHAAAAARRLOTTTEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charlotte and Sasha begins to walk down the ramp as they make their way to the ring. Sasha stays on the outside as Charlotte walks up the steps and enters the ring. She gets into her corner as her theme song fades.
The referee calls for the bell to start the match.
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Saints goes for a quick Running Clothesline, but Charlotte hitting a split, dodges the clothesline. Charlotte gets up quick and sends a quick and powerful kick to the gut of Saints. Saints bends over as you can see that he is in pain. Charlotte grabs Saints and irish whips him towards the turnbuckle. As Saints is coming back from the turnbuckles, Charlotte lands a harsh drop kick on Saints, Saints falls hard onto his back as Charlotte goes for the cover early.
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Phil Latio: Charlotte needs to understand that it's going to take more than a drop kick to keep down Robert Saints!
Don Chuckles: You never know Phil! I've seen many fast counts in my time!
Beno: Saints is a fighter, he's not going down without a fight!
Charlotte stands up and picks Robert up onto his two feet. Charlotte goes for another irish whip! Saints hits the ropes and comes back at Charlotte, who is bent over, looking to flip Saints but Saints stops, kicks Charlotte in the face and then drops her with a Facebuster Knee Smash, which sends Charlotte onto her back!
Saints picks up Charlotte right away and drags her to the corner. Saints throws an elbow to the side of Charlotte's neck as the referee begins to warn Saints that he can't keep her in the corner. Saints backs away for a split second but then rushes at Charlotte and hits a Corner Clothesline! Charlotte drops to ground and rolls onto her stomach.
Saints drags Charlotte into the center of the ring and covers her. The referee begins to count.
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Phil Latio: Charlotte kicked out! I'm surprised!
Don Chuckles: Well you shouldn't be! She's the daughter of legendary Ric Flair!
Saints lifts Charlotte off of the mat but she suddenly racks Saints eyes! Causing him to let her go and bend down, covering his face. Charlotte takes the advantage as she kicks Saints in the mid-section and then takes him down with a Snap Suplex!
Phil Latio: What strength! Robert is twice her size!
Beno: Was that her Flair blood giving her the strength Don?
Don Chuckles: Make jokes all you want! I'm telling you, she's going to be a star!
Charlotte stands up as the crowd gives her boos. Charlotte waves them off as she grabs Saint's by the hair and throws his face back down to the mat. Then Charlotte jumps up and comes crashing down on the back of Saints with an elbow drop!
Phil Latio: The crowd really doesn't like Charlotte nor Sasha Banks!
Charlotte picks up Saint by his hair and kicks him in the stomach as she goes for another suplex but no, Saints locks his leg with Charlottes' preventing the move. Saints throws a punch to the stomach of Charlotte as she releases the hold. Saints begins to kick and punch Charlotte into a corner. Saints with a a Corner Clothesline! The fans seem to be giving cheers to Saints for change. Saints picks Charlotte up and places her on the top rope.
Saints turns his back and walks a few steps. Saints turns around and sprints at Charlotte, but no, Charlotte throws a boot into his face, knocking him backwards! Saint tries to walk towards Charlotte again but, Charlotte leaps from the turnbuckle and connects with a Jumping Swinging DDT!
Don Chuckles: It has to be over now!
Charlotte goes for the cover and the referee begins to count.
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Charlotte's theme music begins to play as she stands up and the referee throws her arm up into the air!
Steve Cruise: And your winner by pinfall......CHARLOTTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINNER OF THE MATCH: Charlotte!
Beno: Tough loss for Robert Saints, he can't even catch a break!
Don Chuckles: Forget that, Charlotte won her debut here in Thy WWE!
Sasha Banks gets into the ring holding a microphone.
Phil Latio: What does Sasha have to say?
Don Chuckles: I don't know, but shut up and let's listen!
Charlotte's theme song fades as Sasha gives Charlotte a hug. We see Saints walking up the ramp and into the back. The camera focused on inside the ring as Sasha begins to speak.
Sasha Banks: Excuse me everyone. I have something important to talk about. First, I would like to say, congratulations Charlotte on winning your first match here in Thy WWE. You really did great out there! Charlotte...
Sasha, with her free hand, grabs Charlotte's hand.
Sasha Banks: Charlotte..We have been together for a long time. We share so many great memories together. Memories that I...that we will never forget. And, honestly, I couldn't imagine living life apart. I've been waiting for the perfect moment to ask you something Charlotte....
You can see the excitement on both of their faces as Sasha continues.
Sasha Banks: Charlotte Flair...I want to spend the rest of my life with you...so I need to ask...
The crowd gets loud as Sasha drops to one knee. Charlotte in shock, tears form in her eyes.
Sasha Banks: Will you take my hand in marriage?
Charlotte with no hesitation bends down and speaks into the microphone.
Charlotte: Yes! Yes I will Sasha!
The two hug.
Phil Latio: And with that, we will be right back after this commercial break.
The show fades to black and goes to commercial.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: Well, folks, it's time for our colleague, Beno to step back inside the ring to take on Steve Blackman. Beno left during the break to head to the back and get ready, but this match should be a doozy. Two conflicting styles, and Steve Blackman is hellbent on revenge.
Don Chuckles: Beno's a real jerk, Latio. You heard him out here trying to bully me earlier. He tried to bully Blackman at Oppression, but the Lethal Weapon is somebody who you don't want to piss off!
Match Two: Beno vs Steve Blackman
Steve Blackman walks out from the back to not much of a reaction at all, and starts to make his way to the ring like an ice cold killer.
Phil Latio: Steve Blackman stated that he didn't want any of the New Age to interfere in this match. He wants to do this himself, and I commend him for that.
Don Chuckles: He doesn't need any help to beat a wash-up like Beno!
Steve Cruise: Introducing first, from Annville, Pennsylvania, weighing in at two hundred, forty six pounds... The Lethal Weapon, Steeeve Blackman!
Blackman enters the ring, and starts shadow boxing in his corner.
Beno's theme hits and the crowd jump to their feet as Beno walks out from the back as the lights dim. Beno poses at the top of the ramp as some pyro shoots off, then Beno cocks a smirk as he looks toward the ring and then starts to make his way down the ramp.
Steve Cruise: And, his opponent, from Gwinn, Michigan, now residing in Venice Beach, California, weighing in at two hundred , sixty four pounds, he is "The One... annnnd Only" BEEEEEEEENOOO!
Steve Blackman stares daggers at Beno walks up the steps with a smirk on his face. Beno goes to enter the ring through the ropes and Blackman attacks. Clubbing blows to the back and the ref reluctantly calls for the bell to start the match.
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Blackman has Beno reeling now as the crowd boos the illegal attack before the bell. Stiff jabs to the gut from Blackman. Middle leg kicks to the hamstring of Beno. Beno tries to retreat to the corner, but Blackman attacks with a flurry of rights and lefts to the body, and finishes the combo off with a hard over head chop to the chest. Beno walks out of the corner in pain, holding his chest, and Blackman connects with another chop to the chest of Beno. Beno stumbles to other corner, and Blackman with a loud knife edge chop.
Phil Latio: Those chops are vicious, Don!
Don Chuckles: Blackman is trying to chop Beno's nipples clean off like Inoki!
Blackman sets Beno up and whips him in to the corner. Blackman looks to follow up but eats the flat of Beno's boot in his approach. Blackman stumbles back and beno makes his move, but is tossed over by Blackman and a deep arm drag. Beno back up, and Blackman arm drags him again. Beno back up, and dropped back down with a hip toss. Beno back up and Blackman takes him down with a third arm drag, but holds on to Beno's arm, locking it in an arm hold. Blackman shouts, "You wanna put your hands on me?" then starts to drive elbows in to the side of Beno's face. This only seems to anger Beno as the crowd start to rally. Beno starts to fight back. He gets to his feet while Blackman tries to hold up his arm. Beno reaches up, grabs Blackman's wrist, and counters in to a hammerlock. Blackman tries to elbow Beno in the head, but Beno avoids it. Beno presses in on the back of Blackman's knee, causing Blackman to drop to one knee. Then Beno quickly grabs Blackman's head and reverse suplexes him to the mat. Blackman rolls out of the ring to regroup himself. The crowd cheers as Beno starts to bounce on his feet, gesturing for Blackman to get back in to the ring. Blackman slides back in to the ring with caution, then the two lock up elbow and collar style. Blackman grabs Beno's hand, and twists it in to a wrist lock. He wrenches hard, sending waves of pain shooting up through the arm of Beno. Blackman twists it again, then turns his back, bringing Beno's arm down on to Blackman's shoulder. Blackman twists it back then jerks it down. Beno then puts his hand on Blackman's face and pushes him to the ropes. The ref demands a clean break, and Beno slaps Blackman in the face as the crowd cheers while laughing at Blackman. Blackman charges Beno, and Beno flips him, dropping him across the knee spine first with a beauty of a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Beno follows up with a cover...
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Beno up and drops an elbow to the chest of Blackman. Then he drops a knee to the head. Beno pulls Blackman up by the head and whips him in to the ropes. Blackman ducks a clothesline, bounces off, and ducks a back elbow. Bounces off again is met with a sharp knee to the midsection from Beno. Beno sets Blackman up in a pump handle, then lifts him up on his shoulder. But, Blackman squirms free over the back of Beno. Beno turns around in a two handed throat thrust from Blackman. Blackman grabs Beno and drops him with a quick snap suplex. Then Blackman grabs Beno by the arms and locks them with a double underhook. Beno tries to get free but Blackman keeps the hold on tight.
Phil Latio: Some great chain wrestling from these two in the early going. Both men seem to equally matched in their abilities.
Don Chuckles: Blackman is just toying with Beno. The Lethal Weapon could end this anytime he wants to.
Phil Latio: If Beno can hit one of his power moves, this match is as good as done. Blackman does have the speed advantage, and his strikes are lightning quick. But, Beno is a powerhouse!
Blackman pulls Beno up while still having him locked in a double underhook, then hits the suplex, and floats over for the pin...
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Blackman up and drops a forearm to the throat of Beno. Blackman signals for the end then waits for Beno to get up. Beno up, and Blackman charges with the Pump Kick, but Beno side steps. Blackman off the ropes right in to a beast of a spinebuster. Beno hooks the leg.
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Beno is fired up now. He pulls Blackman up, then lifts him up on his shoulders, then drops him with a TKO cutter.
The crowd is hopping. Beno signals for the end...
The crowd begins to boo as Bob Cena appears at the top of the ramp with his InterNational Championship and a mic in his hand.
BOB CENA: Yo, Beno! Hey! I thought I told you to stick to the booth!
Beno turns his attention to Bob Cena who is now approaching the ring.
BOB CENA: You had your chance, and you fizzled out! There's no place for you in that ring anymore.
Beno starts to jaw-jack at Cena. Steve Blackman is up. Runs at Beno, and delivers the Pump Kick... to the referee! Beno saw himcoming in the corner of his eye, and side stepped at the last second. The ref wasn't so lucky as he rolls out of the ring. Cena drops the mic and slides in to the ring, dropping Beno with a chop block to the leg while Beno was focused on Blackman.
Blackman asks Cena "What the hell are you doing?" as Cena starts to stomp away at Beno. Cena tells Blackman to "shut up" as Blackman stands there watching with his hands on his hips and shaking his head.
Cena then waits for Beno to stand then cracks him in the head with the InterNational Championship. Cena then leaves the ring, grabs the ref, and shoves him back in to the ring. Cena yells at Blackman, "There ya go! Pin his ass!" Blackman is still shaking his head in disappointment, then says "no" and leaves the ring. Cena is like "WTF?" as Blackman proceeds to leave ringside, walk up the ramp, and leave to the back. The entire time, shaking his head, saying "Not like that." Cena's like "Pffft" then he gets back in the ring to inflict more damage. Cena pulls Beno up, but Beno explodes with rights and lefts to Cena who reels to the ropes. Beno clotheslines Cena out of the ring as the crowd roars. Beno is in rage mode as Cena crawls on his rear end backward up the ramp with fear in his eyes.
Cena says "screw this" as beno challenges him to come back in to the ring and leaves.
WINNER: No Contest
The crowd are now chanting for Beno as he watches Cena leave in disgust. EMTs come out to check on the downed referee as Beno gingerly exits the ring, and takes his place at the announce table.
Phil Latio: That damn Bob Cena ruined what was turning out to be a great match!
Don Chuckles: Well, I...
BENO: Cena! You started a God damn war tonight! You don't EVER stick your filthy nose in my business! You want to try and take me out? Tonight, I'm takin' you out, boy!
Phil Latio: Now, Beno, let's not do anything too rash.
BENO No. That little punk doesn't understand the mistake he just made. Bob Cena's ass is mine! Let's get to next damn match!
The show cuts to commercial with Phil and Don left speechless, and an extremely pissed off Beno breathing heavily.
BENO: Come on! Next match, let's go!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: We're back! Before the break we were witnessing a great match up between Beno, and Steve Blackman, but Bob Cena had to come out and ruin it. Beno was about ready to finish Blackman off, too! But, Steve Blackman refused to take advantage. Beno, what are your thoughts on that?
Beno: I couldn't give a damn about that. All that matters is that they had a chance to take me out for good, and the didn't do it, and now there's going to be hell to pay! Steve Blackman is guilty by association, and if he wants to beat me like a man, that's fine. But, there's no way he will ever beat me with out help. And Cena? Well, let's see how well he fares in that Cage Match later tonight.
Phil Latio: Well, you're still angry. Understandable. But, let's move on to our next ma...
Phil Latio: Oh, great. This is all we need right now!
Don Chuckles: Yes! Here we go, Latio!
Beno: This isn't a place where he wants to be right now.
The crowd greet the Owner and CEO of Thy WWE with tremendous hatred as he walks out from the back with his arms stretched out, seemingly looking for a hug from the crowd. Joey the Bastard stands at the top of the ramp wearing his black suit, and blood-red tie, and "NA" flat-brimmed baseball cap, cocked a little to the side. He has the Thy WWE World Championship on his shoulder. Then he starts to make his way down the ramp, jiving to his own music which makes the crowd boo even more. JTB then enters the ring and takes the mic from Steve Cruise.
The crowd start to chant "YOU SUCK!" as JTB chuckles a little.
JTB: Yeah, I hate you, too!
BOOOOOO!
JTB: Now, shut your mouths for a second, because the boss is here! And he has something very important to talk about. So, last week, Blade LaVigne got his rematch. You see? I'm not that bad of a guy, am I? I gave him the rematch, and he failed to regain the Title. I don't see what's so hard to understand. Did he deserve the rematch? Oh, hell nah, but I graciously gave it to him out of the kindness of my heart. And, guess what. That's the last time Blde LaVigne will EVER compete for this World Title! Blade LaVigne is done! The story is over, and it actually turned out to be a happy ending after all. Because, now you all have a World Champion that you can be proud of!
BOOOOOO!
JTB: A Champion who is better than Blade LaVigne. Better than Christian Knight. Better than Bob Cena. A hell of a lot better than Kurt Orton. Better than Alex freaking Kendall. And, better than my old buddy at the announce table, B-man himself. Beno!
Beno stands up, ready to fight as the crowd cheers.
JTB: Relax, B-man. I'm not looking to beat the shit outta you tonight. So sit your ass down!
Beno takes his headset off.
JTB: Seriously, sit down. You're a good commentator, but if you don't sit down right now, I will fire your ass on the spot! Is that how you want your legacy to be defined?
Beno doesn't sit down.
JTB: You wanna test me? Sit the *beep* down!
Beno smirks and calls JTB a "punk ass" before sitting back down at the booth.
JTB: Jeez. Talk about uptight. there's nothing worse than a guy who out stays their welcome. Kinda like Vince McMahon actually. I thought we were rid of this guy, but no... he's back!
YAAAAAAAAAY!
JTB: Okay, guys... just cut it out, okay? Stop interrupting me. You all get your time to cheer and boo, but right now it's JTB time. I'm more important than anybody in this whole arena, so do me a favor and pipe down.
BOOOOOOOOO!
JTB: Now, so Vince wants to use up his lifeline. That's cool. He's gathering a team, that's cool. I already have a team! A team that - while we may disagree on some certain issues - we are stronger than any team that Vince McMahon could even dream of conjuring up. This is my company! This is MY WORLD! And, if you wanna gonna to war with the New Age again, that's fine! You wanna get two rings side by side, and surround them with a steel cage? Yeah man, sounds good. That's right up my alley! I am the most hardcore sonavabitch that this industry has ever *beep*ing seen. You think I'm scared of a little jagged steel and a bunch of hacks that you want as your team? I damn near kill every single opponent I face, and the only reason why I don't kill them dead, is cause I wanna be able to do it all over again! I skin mofos alive with my teeth! I take aim at baby carriages when I'm drivin' drunk through the city streets. I don't give a *beep*! It's fun to me. I'm the anybody killer. I'd kill my own mother just to use her as a step to get to the cookie jar. And Vince McMahon... Blade LaVigne...
YAAAAAAAAY!
JTB: SHUT THE HELL UP! I warned about that shit!
BOOOOOOOO!
JTB: You people are so freakin' stupid! This isn't about you! You don't have a say! This has always been about me! Forget the Sheamus's and the Senn's and the Robin's and Starr's. They were just a precursor to the main event. The era of Joey the Bastard! And, if any of you whiners in the back have a problem with that... well you can get the *beep* out! Bite me!
JTB drops the mic as his music hits again and the crowd start chanting "Asshole!". JTB then leaves the ring, and starts threatening fans at ringside.
Phil Latio: I can't believe that this man is the face our company. I don't even want to think about the investor meetings!
Don Chuckles: I'm sure that they're a blast! The Bastard knows how to party, Latio.
Beno: He also knows how to run his mouth. I can wait. His time will come.
Phil Latio: Hmm... Cryptic. Anyway, after the break, Triana takes on CM Punk!
Don Chuckles: Awesome! I love crazy chicks!'
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The show comes back from commercial and CM Punk and Triana are already in the ring, ready to go.
Match Three: CM Punk vs Triana
The bell rings, and they both circle each other, sizing each other up. CM Punk knows Triana is a formidable threat, and Triana knows Punk comes from an accomplished background.
Phil Latio: Sizing each other up right now.
Beno: Punk is looking to make a mark and he'll make a damn big one if he defeats a New Age member in his second match.
Don Chuckles: Yeah then they'll mark him!
They both lock up, and Punk gets the first headlock. However, Triana pushes him off into the ropes, and he bounces back. She ducks his clothesline, and she throws a superkick. Punk dodges that, rebounds off the ropes, but is caught when Triana hits a clothesline.
Phil Latio: Great sequence right there!
Beno: Now Triana has the upper hand, but only for a few moments.
He goes down, and Triana kicks him in the gut, talking trash.
Phil Latio: Now she's just antagonizing CM Punk.
Don Chuckles: Yeah, you tell him Triana!!
He is quick to get up, and Triana backs him into the turnbuckle with punches, and then backs off as he gets dazed.
Phil Latio: Triana has that crucial control of the momentum early into this bout.
Beno: She's a smart wrestler- she had the upper hand and is taking advantage of it.
She backs up to the opposite turnbuckles, and runs at Punk. She hits a clothesline in the corner, then catches Punk in a headlock as he slumps over and drops him with a DDT.
Phil Latio: Great move! She caught Punk!
Don Chuckles: Ballgame baby! It's over within moments!
Triana goes for an early pin attempt.
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Don Chuckles: Damn. Close but no cigar!
Punk manages to kick out just at two, and Triana shakes her head. She kicks Punk a few times while he's down, and lifts him up. Punk moves quickly and manages to roll her up into a pin.
Phil Latio: Punk rolls her up! He might get it!
Triana kicks out! Punk leaps to his feet before he can stand, and delivers a kick to Triana's head that puts her back down to the mat.
Beno: Now we have a momentum shift, and we all know Punk won't hold back!
Don Chuckles: What a bunch of brown nosers.
Punk puts his hands against his head in the signature taunt that signals the GTS. He hoists her up onto his shoulders, but she twists off into a neck breaker!
Beno: This is why Triana is one of the brightest in ThyWWE!
Triana has a renewed energy, and she lifts Punk up and irish whips him into the turnbuckle. Punk walks forward after hitting, and Triana kicks him in the gut. He falls to his knees, and she hits him with a superkick!
Phil Latio: Triana just rocked him!
Don Chuckles: Woooooooo boy did you hear that one!?
Instead of going for the pin, Triana climbs the turnbuckle.
Phil Latio: What is she doing?
Beno: Bad choice, she needs to go for the pin while she has him down!
Don Chuckles: Oh, she's just showing off now! What a warrior!
She leaps off, going for the First Impression but Punk moves out of the way!
Phil Latio: She took a gamble!
Beno: She should've pinned him'
Triana lands on the mat, and before she can react, he hoists her up into the GTS!
Phil Latio: Punk has her up for the second time!
Beno: He exploited her mistake!
He connects it with the Go To Sleep! Punk covers Triana!
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Don Chuckles: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Beno: Triana isn't out yet!
Punk argues with the ref in his frustration. He lifts Triana up by her hair, and backs her up into the turnbuckle. He climbs to the top and brings her up with him, and gets into position for a Pepsi Plunge!
Beno: A rarely used move by Punk- but it's a damn deadly one!
Phil Latio: Triana has already made a similar mistake- but will Punk's gamble work out?
He's about to hook her arms behind her back, but she flips him over and he lands on the mat below.
Don Chuckles: Look at this! The fierce defiance of a true warrior!
Slightly dazed, Triana looks around before seeing that he's down and out. She regains her footing on the turnbuckle, and hits the First Impressions! Triana falls on top of Punk for the cover! The referee begins to count!
Beno: This just may be it!
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Don Chuckles: The hell was that slow count by the ref!?
Punk manages to get his shoulder up just in time. Triana lifts him up, and positions him for the LOL and connects with the finishing move!
Punk is laying motionless on the mat. Triana covers him again.
Phil Latio: It's gotta be over!
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WINNER OF THE MATCH: TRIANA
Steve Cruise: And the winner, of the match, Triana!
Don Chuckles: What a match!
Beno: Tough loss for CM Punk though!
Phil Latio: But when it comes down to it, tonight, Triana just had more gas in the tank.
As Triana celebrates her victory, the lights flicker slightly. They flicker once more, this time fully casting the arena in darkness for a few moments.
Don Chuckles: The hell is going on now?
CM Punk is standing up unsteadily in the corner of the ring, looking confused. The lights flicker again, but they stay off this time as a video behind playing.
It's the signature of the Wyatt Family; jumbled clips and odd noises, and we hear Bray's voice-over.
"Found you. We have found you. We have found you. We have found you."
Over and over again the sound clip plays over increasingly disturbing footage, until finally stopping on Bray holding a lit lantern up.
"We're here." He says simply, then blowing out the flame.
The lights stay off. When they switch back on, Troy, Bray and Luke Harper are standing on the apron. As soon as Triana notices, she rolls out of the ring, but keeps her attention on the ring.
Beno: You gotta believe Bray has his sights set on his first victim from last week!
Bray doesn't even appear to notice Triana; his eyes are set on Troy, who has removed the sheep mask and is staring at CM Punk. Troy and Luke get into the ring, and Punk walks to the center, telling them to bring it.
Phil Latio: Oh no, Punk might be poking a bear!
Troy gets right up into Punk's face, and Punk starts trash talking. Troy starts laughing like a maniac, and Punk slaps him hard. The crowd goes "ooooh!" at the sudden and loud slap. Luke and Troy go berserk, and Punk tries to fight back- but he's too exhausted after his match with Triana, and he can't hold on for long against these two.
Beno: These psychotic bastards are trying to make an example out of him!
Bray rolls into the ring, walking back and forth in an almost agitated way. Troy lifts Punk up, and Harper hits Punk with the superkick. Troy catches Punk, and he and Luke hold CM Punk up by his arms. The lights in the arena darken as Bray laughs loudly.
The leader of the Wyatt Family gets close to Punk's face, leaning down.
"You have been chosen, CM Punk! You are the effigy that will serve as Troy Motor's Redeemer! You will fall, as they all will fall!"
Bray's maniacal rambling disintegrated into wild laughing.
Bray gets back into Punk's face, but Punk, still defiant, spits right in Bray's face. Wyatt stands up straight and roars, wiping the spit off. He kicks Punk in the gut, and Punk falls to his hands and knees. Troy backs into the ropes, and he makes a gun gesture at CM Punk- before taking off, and hitting Punk with a curb stomp!
Bray laughs and stands in front of Troy.
Phil Latio: Did you hear Wyatt? He just told Troy to give Punk "Peace of Mind"! And this is Troy's attempt!
Triana, who had been watching the whole thing, gets back into the ring. She's staring at Troy, her former teammate. Bray turns to her and laughs, and once more his voice is amplified. "Join your former brother. Join us." Bray whispers. Triana is staring at Bray oddly, and the moment is odd, drawn out.
Beno: Don't do it Triana.
Suddenly, Triana just shakes her head, laughs, and hops out of the ring. Bray watches as she leaves, before dropping to his knees next to CM Punk unconscious body, his head face upwards and his arms outstretched to his sides.
"Follow The Buzzards!" He roars, as the sudden eruption of static and images signals the Wyatt Family's exit.
The show goes to another commercial break!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: It's time for the main event!
The cage starts to lower as the crowd start to rumble in anticipation.
The lights go dark, then a spotlight appears at the top of the ramp. Kurt Orton walks in to the spotlight with no music playing.
Phil Latio: What happened to his music?
Don Chuckles: Kurt Orton doesn't need it, Latio. All he needs is that briefcase he has with him, and his family. He doesn't need you, or me, or any of these fans. In fact, when he catered to these fans, what did it get him?
Phil Latio: Uhh... two World Titles?
Don Chuckles: Nothing, Latio. It got him nothing. Now, what you see is what you get. No fancy bells and whistles. He's not The Prodigy any more. He's simply... Kurt Orton.
The crowd begins to boo as Bob Cena makes his return to the arena with the IN Title held high. He walks down the ramp backwards with his arms out as Kurt Orton has entered the cage. Cena doesn't head to the door though, he makes a B-line to the announce table.
He stands in front of Beno and shouts "BEST IN THE FUCKING WORLD!"
Phil Latio: Now, Beno, let's remember that your job right now is call this match!
Beno leap out of his chair and tackles Bob Cena as the crowd cheers and Kurt Orton watches on.
Phil Latio: Dammit.
Don Chuckles: Beno, what the hell are you doing, man?
Beno unleashes all of his frustration on Cena. Slamming him in the barricade, then bouncing his head off the steel steps over and over again. Beno grabs a steel chair and cracks Cena across the back. Then he cracks Cena in the skull with it.
Phil Latio: Oh my God! Beno has been unleashed!
Don Chuckles: He'll kill him!
Beno then pulls Cena up, sets him up...
Phil Latio: NO! DON'T DO IT BENO!
Don Chuckles: Don't crap in your own backyard! AHH!
The announcers flee as Beno Beno Bombs Bob Cena right through the announce table.
Then he stands over Cena's lifeless body, raises his arms and the crowd cheers. Then Beno turns and starts to leave as the ref demands that the cage be lifted. He starts to check on Bob Cena, and then calls the match off.
Phil Latio: I apologize, folks, but this match can't happen. Bob Cena cannot compete after that brutal attack from Beno.
Kurt Orton is in the ring still holding the Money in the Bank briefcase. He looks down at Cena. He looks at the case. the crowd start to cheer, egging him on. KO looks down at Cena. Then back at the briefcase. Then KO nods his head as the crowd erupts.
Phil Latio: Kurt Orton is going to cash in!
Don Chuckles: NO!
KO leaves the ring and grabs Cena and rolls him in to the ring. KO demands that the ref follow him. Beno is watching on from the ramp. He shakes his head then sprints back to the ring. KO is handing the case to the ref, saying that he wants to cash in. He turns and is turned inside out by a running big boot from Beno before the ref can start the match. The crowd roars as Beno hits a Beno Bomb on KO. Beno shouts down at KO "He's mine!" JTB appears at the top of the ramp to boos. He walks down the ramp asking Beno what he thinks that he's doing. "You ruined it!, he shouts. When all of a sudden...
The crowd goes apeshit as Vince McMahon's music hits, and he appears on the BastardTron. JTB looks up in shock as Vince has a smile on his face.
Vince McMahon: I've been watching at home, and I must say, bad luck with that main event, Joey. But, the main event of Supremacy will not suffer the same fate as your cage match tonight. Because, it just got a whole lot bigger... a whole lot stronger... and a whole lot more - what do the kids say these days? - bad ass! Let me introduce you to the second member of team Thy WWE.... The One...
JTB: No.
Vince McMahon: The Only...
JTB: NO! NO! NO!
Vince McMahon: BENO!
JTB starts to freak out as the crowd pops louder than they have all night. Beno nods his approval while rubbing his hands together, figuratively licking his chops.
Vince McMahon: Good luck next week, Joey!
Vince McMahon starts chuckling, as JTB starts screaming up at the BastardTron.
JTB: I HATE YOU SO MUCH! DIE DAMN YOU! DIE!
The Thy WWE logo appears in the corner of the screen as we see Vince McMahon laughing at JTB, Beno standing tall in the ring over Bob Cena and Kurt Orton, and JTB shaking his head with a saddened look on his face.
Joey The Bastard: I hate you.
End of Show
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RECAP
Match One: Charlotte over Robert Saints
Match Two: Beno vs Steve Blackman - No Content
Joey the Bastard Segment
Match Three: Triana over CM Punk
Main Event Segment
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