Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2016 11:41:50 GMT -5
As the scene clicked in CM Punk was seen sitting in black and white. Sitting in yet another remote Thy WWE Studio for his first Thy WWE.com Video in as many weeks.
CM Punk: So here we are again. Well here I am... You are watching me at home on your TV, Or on your computer. And isn't it fitting you see me here in black and white? Isn't everything in thy WWE Universe just so black and white, Good guys and Bad guys, There is no gray area anymore is there, Its good or bad and only good or bad. So Good or Bad is today's lesson its a bit of a convoluted one about good and bad so pay attention. Last week I caused quite a stir... My words made it all throughout the dirt sheets. And even more interesting caused quite a ruckus with the boys backstage.
A small chuckle from CM Punk as he began to switch gears.
CM Punk: But why? Well there is no why. Everyones mad at me for different reasons. Some my fault, some not. But in the end... I don't care, I am still going to be me... I am still going to be CM Punk and quite frankly if you don't like it... Here's a tip for you at the top right corner of your computer screen is a little x. Let me help you out a little X looks something like this.
CM Punk: You click on that little tiny X and all my bad words, all my opinions go away, Just like that... Bye Bye... Let me pause for a brief moment while those searching for that little X find it.
Punk then remained silent and blankly stared into the camera for a few moments before he began to speak again.
CM Punk: Now lets back track to Raw during my triple threat match with Troy Motor and that nobody. That big smelly dumbass Luke Harper, stuck his big nose in my business causing me to lose my return match and fine whatever I get that. You're career is washed up, No one cares about you anymore so you try to piggy back of my success and get that little OMG Moment costing me my , Bravo Harper you got my attention. I have my eyes set on bigger prizes.
CM Punk: But I would be re missed if I didn't talk about something that's on my mind. Oh dear CM Punk speaking his mind, set the tivo, They’ll probably be broadcast on Raw... so that joke will be relevant Monday. But lets talk for a second about thy WWE Policy. We thy WWE Superstars have a job... a specific job, Where once a week, sometimes twice we show up at some random arena in a randomly selected part of the world and fight and beat each other up make little comedy segments, beat em ups backstage and give long winded uninteresting rants in the ring and we do this all for ratings.
CM Punk: But on the other 6 to 7 days of the week, We go home and talk about our uninteresting lives, with our uninteresting boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, wives, court dates, vampire clan meetings and whatever exciting things we do from week to week... But ask the cameras to follow you and document you on your travels through day to day life... That causes controversy, that causes a stir... Maybe i'd have a better chance at a push when I beat Trina on Raw, Because after all controversy creates cash. But there seems to be a stigma against promoting yourself during none business hours.
CM Punk: I find it hilarious about how concerned people are with how I spend my day to day life. What does it matter to you how I live and how I live my week away from the wrestling ring. You do your thing, I'll do my thing. I mean its not if I showed up at some random house show and walked out to the ring in front of 100 people and said.
CM Punk then began speaking in a very mocking tone trying to sound as goofy and doofy as he could while doing it.
CM Punk: My name is CM Punk, I be straight edge superstar, I got match Monday, I gonna win, Cuz I am best ever! Good bye, Have nice show.
CM Punk then gave a big thumbs up to the camera and a very cheesy smile to follow it.
CM Punk: No I presented myself in a unique, interesting manor and quite frankly nearly the entire world took notice of what I did... that's not to say I am going to automatically get Cena-Super-Strength and beat everyone up because of what I do in my time off. But damn... Who cares. I know I sure as hell don't, I don't concern myself what management thinks of me, I don't care what the fans think about me, I don't care what the fans think of me. I have a mission. I am here to be the savior of thy WWE.
CM Punk: Well, the one he has left that is. But I asked the cameras to join me again this week... and let me put out the disclaimer once again as you saw at the top of the video, “Thy WWE or its management, takes no responsibility for the content of this message. The thoughts, opinions and statements made by CM Punk are not affluent by anyone else and are the sole responsibility of CM Punk himself.” I am not out here making a personal attack, Pissing in your cheerios and kicking puppies. No I am just simply continuing my crusade to make thy WWE a better place. A safer place for us all. Love me, Hate me, Masturbate to me. My mission is clear... Without order, nothing exists. Without chaos, nothing evolves. Trina, come Raw you will Go To Sleep.
With those words the camera cut and the scenes faded out to black as Punk wrapped up a controversial self promotion video on Thy WWE.Com.
