Post by Vince McMahon on May 12, 2016 0:10:01 GMT -5
Thy WWE Presents
Live From: Barclays Center, Brooklyn, NY
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Phil Latio: My name is Phil Latio, next to me is Don Chuckles and joining us for tonight is former Thy WWE Champion, Beno!
Don Chuckles: Can I go home now? Nah, just kidding. Thanks Phil! Glad to be here in Brooklyn, New York!
Beno: Hey guys! I hope you don't mind me hanging out with you two for the night. It's great to finally be here at Oppression.
Phil Latio: It's our pleasure Beno! Glad to have you aboard! Now, you have a match later tonight. You excited for that?
Beno: Of course. Returning to the ring at a Pay Per View. I'm hungry Phil and my climb up the ladder once again, starts tonight!
Phil Latio: But never the less, let's get to our first match! A Prove Yourself Battle Royal!
Match One: Skye Dawkins vs Latoya vs Mandrews vs
Dean Ambrose vs Sasha Banks
Prove Yourself Battle Royal
Oppression opens with Skye Dawkins, Latoya, Mandrews, Dean Ambrose and Sasha Banks all circling the ring. The ref looks to the time keeper and and points to Steve Cruise on the outside of the ring.
Steve Cruise - “Ladies and Gentlemen this is the opening match of the evening and is a Prove Yourself Battle Royal. The rules are simple. Throw our opponent over the top rope and both feet must touch the floor to eliminate them. The final two contestants will then continue the fight until a pin fall or submission is called.”
Steve takes his seat and the ref checks all the contestants and he exits the ring with two other referee's to aid him. The bell chimes and the match gets under way.
Phil Latio - “I love these matches, always great to watch.”
Beno - “Really cos no one in that ring looks great to me.”
Instantly Sasha goes on the attack and clotheslines Dean Ambrose. Dean drops to the mat and jumps back up only to be hit from behind by Mandrews. Latoya and Skye are on the opposite side of the ring exchanging blows. Sasha picks up Dean and her and Mandrews Irish whip him to the rope and as he bounces back they both clothesline him at the same time. Mandrews goes to High Five Sasha but she kicks him in the gut and launched him over the nearby top rope and he crashes to the ground below.
----- Mandrews Eliminated -----
Beno - “Well Mandrews didn't last long.”
Don Chuckles - “Just goes to show you cant trust anyone Beno”
Latoya gets the upper hand on Skye and she hip tosses her to the mat but in a split second she gets drop kicked by a charging Sasha Banks. Dean is now
back up and he picks up Sasha for a backdrop but she flips herself over his shoulder and lands on her feet. She pushes Dean into Skye and Latoya crushing them all into the corner. Sasha then backs off and runs at her heaped opponents and she slams into them all. First Dean drops then Skye and finally Latoya falls on top of them both. Sasha rolls Latoya off and picks up Skye. She gives Skye a fore arm smash and leads into a quick suplex. Sasha picks her back up and throws her over the top
rope.
----- Skye Dawkins Eliminated -----
Dean and Latoya are now going toe to toe in the corner as Sasha happily looks on waiting for her moment to strike. Latoya pushes Dean to the ropes and
she slaps his bare chest. Sasha runs up and lands a slap on Deans chest too. Dean drops to the mat and both women dig their boots into his torso. Dean rolls out of the ring, not eliminating himself and he catches his breathe as the two girls start to turn on one another. Sasha kicks Latoya in the gut and gives her a DDT for good measure. Dean by now has rolled back into the ring and he charges at Sasha. But he ducks and grabs the top rope and Dean flies over and hits the floor with a
massive thud.
----- Dean Ambrose Eliminated -----
Phil Latio - “Sasha Banks has eliminated all opponents so far.”
Don Chuckles - “Latoya better keep her wits about her if she is going to win this.”
Beno - “Remember there is only two superstars left. It now comes down to a pin fall win.”
One of the referee's climbs into the ring and the two woman circle one another and they lock up. Sasha gets the upper hand and headlock hip tosses Latoya and locks in he headlock. Latoya gets her floor onto a bottom rope nearby and the ref calls for the hold to be released. Both girls get to their feet, Latoya runs at Sasha and tries to deliver a spear but Sasha moves out of the way and Latoya goes shoulder first into the ring post. Sasha keeps on the offensive and she drags Latoya to the center of the ring and body slams on top of Latoya. Sasha jumps up and runs to the ropes and she bounces off and dives on top of Latoya again. Sasha gets to her feet and she picks up Latoya and throws her to the ropes and as she bounces back Sasha clotheslines Latoya. Latoya gets to her feet and tries to gain some momentum by running and crossbody dives at Sasha. But Sasha drops to the floor and Latoya flies over her. Latoya rolls out of the ring and Sasha runs to her side of the ring and dives
over the top rope and takes out the unsuspecting Latoya. The crowd goes nuts with the high flying antics in the ring.
Don Chuckles - “WHAO! Did you see that!”
Phil Latio - “She flew over the top rope and down onto her opponent. What courage and determination to win this match!”
Beno - "I must say, Sasha has been impressive."
Sasha holds onto the apron as she pulls herself up to her feet. She turns and looks at the lifeless body of Latoya on the floor. She picks her up and rolls her into the ring. Latoya stops with her back on the mat in the middle of the ring as Sasha climbs onto the apron and walks to the turnbuckle. She climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and she raises one arm to the fans as they go wild for her. She jumps and flies through the air and she lands square on top of Latoya and she grabs her leg for the cover.
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THREE!!!!
The Bell rings as Sasha gets to her feet with the aid of the ref. The Ref raises Sasha's arm in the air.
Steve Cruise - “Here is your winner, Sasha Banks!”
WINNER OF THE MATCH: SASHA BANKS
Phil Latio: What a match Don! Sasha Banks in her debut match wins this battle royal!
Don Chuckles: Nice opener for the Pay Per View for sure Don!
Beno: You guys enjoy yourselves, I need to go and get ready for my match coming up! I'll be back though.
The show goes to commercial break as Sasha Banks continues to celebrate as her theme song plays off of the PA system.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The screen is obscured by a now familiar static. Once again, we hear Bray Wyatt singing slowly, softly.
"And the mercy seat is waiting...
And I think my head is smoking....
And in a way I'm yearning to be done with all this weighing of the truth;
An eye for an eye
A tooth for a tooth..."
He steps in front of the camera, with his usual wide smile.
"Today, I have answers."
In the background, a voice whispers "Where's Troy?" Bray giggles.
"Where is Troy? Where has the former Mercenary gone? Whatever has happened to the diamond in the rough? Oh, he's safe and on sure feet. A victory upon the Grandest Stage of Them All could not lift his broken soul, so I reached into his mind and made some adjustments. Troy can't wait to see everyone. Troy can't wait to meet his former friends."
Bray turns his back to the camera. A very large man, with long hair and a beard much like Bray's own, walks into frame. He has wild, crazy eyes that stare still at the camera.
"Luke Harper, introduce yourself to the universe."
Bray walks around Luke Harper, before putting his palm against Luke's forehead. Luke inhales deeply and closes his eyes, and Bray laughs.
"The Wyatt Family is here."
Another random jumble of images, and we're back to the arena.
Don Chuckles: My god, there's more of them?
Phil Latio: Why are you focusing on that, Don? Troy is yet again being held prisoner, except this time it seems like he's been conditioned!
Don Chuckles: Ah, who cares about that. Who'd Troy ever beat?
Phil Latio: Well folks, it looks like we'll be seeing this Wyatt Family and Troy very soon. But for now, let's get on to our next match after this quick commercial break!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: Welcome back folks! Up next we have an interesting match up for sure. The One and Only Beno is back in Thy WWE and makes his return to Pay Per View! And his opponent is Robert Saints.
Don Chuckles: Yeah, Saints was the only one who really put up a fight last week against Beno in a handicap match! Robert proved that he has potential to be a star in Thy WWE. And he'll get a chance to prove it again tonight!
Phil Latio: Can Robert Saints continue to impress us? Or, will Beno completely and outright destroy him? Don, Robert Saints will have to put on the performance of his career if he wants a chance to win tonight.
Match Two: Beno vs Robert Saints
Line in the Sand by Motorhead begins to play off of the P.A system as the fans give Robert Saints mix reactions as he walks onto the stage. Saints smiles at the crowd and begins to walk down the ramp.
Steve Cruise: This match is for one fall...first weighing in at 250lbs...From San Diego, California....The VIPER.....ROBERT SAINTS!!!!!
Robert reaches the ring and slides into it. Saints runs to the turnbuckle, jumps up onto the second rope and throws his arms up into the air as the crowd continues to boo and cheer for the young superstar. Saints drops from the turnbuckle and waits for his opponent.
Hail to the King by Avenged Sevenfold erupts from the speakers throughout the arena. Lights flicker on and off for a few moments before smoke consumes the stage. The audience erupts with a mixture of cheers and jeers as Beno steps through the curtains and amid the smoke. he's dressed in a pair of Affliction jeans, a heavy leather vest covers his shirtless torso. On his feet are tan Survivor steel toe boots. A heavy gold chain hangs around his neck. On the chain, a number of gem encrusted rings. A larger more extravagant ring sits upon his right index finger. A pair of shades cover his eyes. The lights return to normal as the smoke begins to clear. A smirk creeps across Beno's face.
Steve Cruise: Introducing his opponent, he hails from the Kingdom of Camelot. He is six foot six inches tall. He weighs in at 262 pounds. He is the former Thy WWE Tag Team and Thy WWE champion. He is BENOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Pyros shoot off from both sides of the stage and ramp as Beno makes his way down to the ring. He pauses at the steps, taking in all of the crowds reactions. He slaps the bottom step before leisurely walking up them. He steps through the ropes and heads towards the far corner of the ring. Beno then jumps up to the second rope and demands that the fans bow to him, and some of them actually do! Beno removes his shades and hands them over to ringside.
He also removes his rings and gold chain, handing them over to the ringside attendant as well. He looks at Robert Saints as he theme song fades. The referee begins the match as he calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Beno and Saints both head towards the center of the ring and they begin to circle each other. Beno goes in for a grapple but Saints backs away from the grapple attempt. Robert then goes for a grapple but Beno manages to side step Saints. Beno comes up from the side now and grabs Saints and successfully places him in a side headlock. Beno throws a fist into the skull of Saints then squeezes the headlock even tighter.
Phil Latio: Beno's been around the block and back, Robert finds himself in a terrible situation.
Beno lets go of the hold and kicks Saints in the mid-section. Beno then slaps the back of Saints head as the crowd boos the former champion.
Phil Latio: Such disrespect Don!
Don Chuckles: I love it Phil! Beno is the King of Camelot! He can do whatever he wants!
Suddenly Saints begins to throw punches at Beno. As the fans start to cheer for Saints. Beno silents them as he knees Saints in ths gut and taking him down with a Snap Suplex. Beno rolls up onto his feet as Saints grabs at his back. Beno grabs Saints by his hair and picks him up. Beno wrenches Robert's arm and then pulls it down hard, Saint falls to his knees, reaching at his shoulder.
Phil Latio: Beno tried ripping Saint's shoulder right out of it's socket!
Beno suddenly drops down and places Saints in a Fujiwara Armbar. Saints begins to scream out in pain as Beno is pulling Saint's arm back. Beno chuckles as the referee is watching the submission closely.
Phil Latio: Beno is enjoying this Don!
Don Chuckles: Looks like he's having fun! I can't say the same for Saints though!
After a good minute, Beno just releases the hold and rolls back onto his feet. Beno then suddenly stomps on the same arm of Saints! Saint grabs his arm and rolls onto his back. Beno drops down onto Saints for the cover as the referee begins to count.
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KICKOUT!
Beno shakes his head as he picks up Saints by his hair.
Beno kicks him in the stomach and then irish whips him into the ropes. Robert bounces off of the ropes and runs back at Beno. Beno throws Saints into the air and connects with a Samoan Drop.
Phil Latio: Beno continues to dominate this match up Don!
Don Chuckles: When I first saw the card I knew it wouldn't be an even fight Phil! Beno is huge! He has done everything here in Thy WWE!
Beno then gets back to his feet and hovers over Saints. He drags Saints back to his feet and connects him this time with an Arm Breaker that has him stumbling back down to the canvas. Beno picks up Saints once again, Beno gets Saints into position and he then slams Saints down with a Full Nelson Slam! Saints hits the mat and a Thud can be heard around the arena. Beno walks around to Robert's legs and begins to drag him into the center of the ring. Beno looks around the arena and cocks a smirk and he places Saints into a Single Leg Boston Crab!
Beno sits all the way down and back!
Phil Latio: Saints is in trouble Don! No where to go!
Don Chuckles: He's facing Beno, of course he's in trouble!
Saints squirms in pain from the submission maneuver and starts power crawling towards the ropes. Beno clinches in the submission even more ans Saints balls his fist and opens it back up as he hovers his hand over the mat. But he doesn't give into the temptation to give up.
Don Chuckles: Tap damn it!
Phil Latio: He still has some gas left in the tank Don!
Saints continues to power crawl towards the ropes. He manages to crawl just inches away from the ropes as the crowd begins to get loud and cheer for Saints. Saints with all his might, reaches out and grabs the bottom ropes!
Beno reluctantly releases the submission. Beno walks off as Saints begins to use the ropes to get up and for support so he doesn't fall over. Saints gets to his feet. Saint is using the top rope for support as suddenly Beno charges at Saints. Beno goes for a Big Boot but no, Saints rolls out of the way and Beno gets his leg caught on the ropes.
Phil Latio: Look at this Don! This may be Saint's only opportunity to do something!
Beno turns around and Saints comes flying in with a elbow to the face! Saints grabs the waist of Beno and connects with a Belly to Belly Suplex! Saints quickly gets to his feet, same as Beno. Beno runs at Saints as Saints drops him with a Running Clothesline.
Don Chuckles: How is this happening! Come on Beno!
Phil Latio: Give Saints some credit!
Beno bounces off the ground and runs at Robert. Robert goes for a second clothesline but Beno ducks under it. Beno then picks him up for a Pumple Handle Slam but no, Saint slides down Beno's back and connects with a school boy pin! The referee counts!
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KICKOUT!
Phil Latio: My god! Saints almost shocked us all! He can't believe it, look at Beno, Beno can't believe it! How did Beno allow Saints back into the match?
Don Chuckles: I have no idea Phil but this is ridiculous! This should've been over awhile ago!
Saints gets to his feet and grabs the legs of Beno.
Phil Latio: Saints is looking for the Sharpshooter!
Saints looks around the arena as the fans begin to cheer, but no, Beno pushes Saints off of him, Saints falls right into the referee! Taking the referee out of it!! The referee lays on the mat. Saints is trying to wake the referee up,
Don Chuckles: Turn around young man!
Saints turns around and Beno comes flying in with his signature move, Hit N' Run, a high impact spear. Saints rolls onto his stomach, clearly in pain.
Phil Latio: Beno just broke Saints into two!
Beno looks around the ring, the referee is down, his opponent his down. Beno drops down and rolls out of the ring. Beno lifting the ring curtains as he walks around the ring. Suddenly he stops and smiles. Beno reaches under the ring and pulls out a shovel.
Phil Latio: A shovel Don! This could get ugly!
Don Chuckles: This match started ugly Phil! I knew Saints wouldn't stand a chance.
Beno enters the ring with the shovel as the fans react with boos and some cheers surprisingly. Beno then waits for Saints to get to his feet.
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Phil Latio: Come on Beno! Don't do this.
Don Chuckles: Oh shut up! What are you going to do?
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Saints uses the ropes to get to his feet, as he turns around CRACK!
Beno smacks Saints in the head with the shovel! Beno throws the shovel out of the ring, Saints falls foward and Beno kicks him in the stomach. Beno then lifts Saints up into the air and slams him down with his finisher, the Beno Bomb! A Standing Dominator!
Don Chuckles: It's over! It's over!
Beno then notices the referee waking up as Beno covers Saints and the referee slowly begins to count.
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THREE!!!!!
Steve Cruise: And the winner of the match......BEEEEEEEENNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beno's theme song begins to play from the P.A System as he gets to his feet. Beno throws his arms up into the air as the fans give him mix reaction. Beno looks down at Saints and cocks a smirk. Beno shakes his head and exits the ring.
Winner of the Match: Beno
Beno begins to walk up the ramp as his theme song continues to play.
Live From: Barclays Center, Brooklyn, NY
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Phil Latio: My name is Phil Latio, next to me is Don Chuckles and joining us for tonight is former Thy WWE Champion, Beno!
Don Chuckles: Can I go home now? Nah, just kidding. Thanks Phil! Glad to be here in Brooklyn, New York!
Beno: Hey guys! I hope you don't mind me hanging out with you two for the night. It's great to finally be here at Oppression.
Phil Latio: It's our pleasure Beno! Glad to have you aboard! Now, you have a match later tonight. You excited for that?
Beno: Of course. Returning to the ring at a Pay Per View. I'm hungry Phil and my climb up the ladder once again, starts tonight!
Phil Latio: But never the less, let's get to our first match! A Prove Yourself Battle Royal!
Match One: Skye Dawkins vs Latoya vs Mandrews vs
Dean Ambrose vs Sasha Banks
Prove Yourself Battle Royal
Oppression opens with Skye Dawkins, Latoya, Mandrews, Dean Ambrose and Sasha Banks all circling the ring. The ref looks to the time keeper and and points to Steve Cruise on the outside of the ring.
Steve Cruise - “Ladies and Gentlemen this is the opening match of the evening and is a Prove Yourself Battle Royal. The rules are simple. Throw our opponent over the top rope and both feet must touch the floor to eliminate them. The final two contestants will then continue the fight until a pin fall or submission is called.”
Steve takes his seat and the ref checks all the contestants and he exits the ring with two other referee's to aid him. The bell chimes and the match gets under way.
Phil Latio - “I love these matches, always great to watch.”
Beno - “Really cos no one in that ring looks great to me.”
Instantly Sasha goes on the attack and clotheslines Dean Ambrose. Dean drops to the mat and jumps back up only to be hit from behind by Mandrews. Latoya and Skye are on the opposite side of the ring exchanging blows. Sasha picks up Dean and her and Mandrews Irish whip him to the rope and as he bounces back they both clothesline him at the same time. Mandrews goes to High Five Sasha but she kicks him in the gut and launched him over the nearby top rope and he crashes to the ground below.
----- Mandrews Eliminated -----
Beno - “Well Mandrews didn't last long.”
Don Chuckles - “Just goes to show you cant trust anyone Beno”
Latoya gets the upper hand on Skye and she hip tosses her to the mat but in a split second she gets drop kicked by a charging Sasha Banks. Dean is now
back up and he picks up Sasha for a backdrop but she flips herself over his shoulder and lands on her feet. She pushes Dean into Skye and Latoya crushing them all into the corner. Sasha then backs off and runs at her heaped opponents and she slams into them all. First Dean drops then Skye and finally Latoya falls on top of them both. Sasha rolls Latoya off and picks up Skye. She gives Skye a fore arm smash and leads into a quick suplex. Sasha picks her back up and throws her over the top
rope.
----- Skye Dawkins Eliminated -----
Dean and Latoya are now going toe to toe in the corner as Sasha happily looks on waiting for her moment to strike. Latoya pushes Dean to the ropes and
she slaps his bare chest. Sasha runs up and lands a slap on Deans chest too. Dean drops to the mat and both women dig their boots into his torso. Dean rolls out of the ring, not eliminating himself and he catches his breathe as the two girls start to turn on one another. Sasha kicks Latoya in the gut and gives her a DDT for good measure. Dean by now has rolled back into the ring and he charges at Sasha. But he ducks and grabs the top rope and Dean flies over and hits the floor with a
massive thud.
----- Dean Ambrose Eliminated -----
Phil Latio - “Sasha Banks has eliminated all opponents so far.”
Don Chuckles - “Latoya better keep her wits about her if she is going to win this.”
Beno - “Remember there is only two superstars left. It now comes down to a pin fall win.”
One of the referee's climbs into the ring and the two woman circle one another and they lock up. Sasha gets the upper hand and headlock hip tosses Latoya and locks in he headlock. Latoya gets her floor onto a bottom rope nearby and the ref calls for the hold to be released. Both girls get to their feet, Latoya runs at Sasha and tries to deliver a spear but Sasha moves out of the way and Latoya goes shoulder first into the ring post. Sasha keeps on the offensive and she drags Latoya to the center of the ring and body slams on top of Latoya. Sasha jumps up and runs to the ropes and she bounces off and dives on top of Latoya again. Sasha gets to her feet and she picks up Latoya and throws her to the ropes and as she bounces back Sasha clotheslines Latoya. Latoya gets to her feet and tries to gain some momentum by running and crossbody dives at Sasha. But Sasha drops to the floor and Latoya flies over her. Latoya rolls out of the ring and Sasha runs to her side of the ring and dives
over the top rope and takes out the unsuspecting Latoya. The crowd goes nuts with the high flying antics in the ring.
Don Chuckles - “WHAO! Did you see that!”
Phil Latio - “She flew over the top rope and down onto her opponent. What courage and determination to win this match!”
Beno - "I must say, Sasha has been impressive."
Sasha holds onto the apron as she pulls herself up to her feet. She turns and looks at the lifeless body of Latoya on the floor. She picks her up and rolls her into the ring. Latoya stops with her back on the mat in the middle of the ring as Sasha climbs onto the apron and walks to the turnbuckle. She climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and she raises one arm to the fans as they go wild for her. She jumps and flies through the air and she lands square on top of Latoya and she grabs her leg for the cover.
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The Bell rings as Sasha gets to her feet with the aid of the ref. The Ref raises Sasha's arm in the air.
Steve Cruise - “Here is your winner, Sasha Banks!”
WINNER OF THE MATCH: SASHA BANKS
Phil Latio: What a match Don! Sasha Banks in her debut match wins this battle royal!
Don Chuckles: Nice opener for the Pay Per View for sure Don!
Beno: You guys enjoy yourselves, I need to go and get ready for my match coming up! I'll be back though.
The show goes to commercial break as Sasha Banks continues to celebrate as her theme song plays off of the PA system.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The screen is obscured by a now familiar static. Once again, we hear Bray Wyatt singing slowly, softly.
"And the mercy seat is waiting...
And I think my head is smoking....
And in a way I'm yearning to be done with all this weighing of the truth;
An eye for an eye
A tooth for a tooth..."
He steps in front of the camera, with his usual wide smile.
"Today, I have answers."
In the background, a voice whispers "Where's Troy?" Bray giggles.
"Where is Troy? Where has the former Mercenary gone? Whatever has happened to the diamond in the rough? Oh, he's safe and on sure feet. A victory upon the Grandest Stage of Them All could not lift his broken soul, so I reached into his mind and made some adjustments. Troy can't wait to see everyone. Troy can't wait to meet his former friends."
Bray turns his back to the camera. A very large man, with long hair and a beard much like Bray's own, walks into frame. He has wild, crazy eyes that stare still at the camera.
"Luke Harper, introduce yourself to the universe."
Bray walks around Luke Harper, before putting his palm against Luke's forehead. Luke inhales deeply and closes his eyes, and Bray laughs.
"The Wyatt Family is here."
Another random jumble of images, and we're back to the arena.
Don Chuckles: My god, there's more of them?
Phil Latio: Why are you focusing on that, Don? Troy is yet again being held prisoner, except this time it seems like he's been conditioned!
Don Chuckles: Ah, who cares about that. Who'd Troy ever beat?
Phil Latio: Well folks, it looks like we'll be seeing this Wyatt Family and Troy very soon. But for now, let's get on to our next match after this quick commercial break!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: Welcome back folks! Up next we have an interesting match up for sure. The One and Only Beno is back in Thy WWE and makes his return to Pay Per View! And his opponent is Robert Saints.
Don Chuckles: Yeah, Saints was the only one who really put up a fight last week against Beno in a handicap match! Robert proved that he has potential to be a star in Thy WWE. And he'll get a chance to prove it again tonight!
Phil Latio: Can Robert Saints continue to impress us? Or, will Beno completely and outright destroy him? Don, Robert Saints will have to put on the performance of his career if he wants a chance to win tonight.
Match Two: Beno vs Robert Saints
Line in the Sand by Motorhead begins to play off of the P.A system as the fans give Robert Saints mix reactions as he walks onto the stage. Saints smiles at the crowd and begins to walk down the ramp.
Steve Cruise: This match is for one fall...first weighing in at 250lbs...From San Diego, California....The VIPER.....ROBERT SAINTS!!!!!
Robert reaches the ring and slides into it. Saints runs to the turnbuckle, jumps up onto the second rope and throws his arms up into the air as the crowd continues to boo and cheer for the young superstar. Saints drops from the turnbuckle and waits for his opponent.
Hail to the King by Avenged Sevenfold erupts from the speakers throughout the arena. Lights flicker on and off for a few moments before smoke consumes the stage. The audience erupts with a mixture of cheers and jeers as Beno steps through the curtains and amid the smoke. he's dressed in a pair of Affliction jeans, a heavy leather vest covers his shirtless torso. On his feet are tan Survivor steel toe boots. A heavy gold chain hangs around his neck. On the chain, a number of gem encrusted rings. A larger more extravagant ring sits upon his right index finger. A pair of shades cover his eyes. The lights return to normal as the smoke begins to clear. A smirk creeps across Beno's face.
Steve Cruise: Introducing his opponent, he hails from the Kingdom of Camelot. He is six foot six inches tall. He weighs in at 262 pounds. He is the former Thy WWE Tag Team and Thy WWE champion. He is BENOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Pyros shoot off from both sides of the stage and ramp as Beno makes his way down to the ring. He pauses at the steps, taking in all of the crowds reactions. He slaps the bottom step before leisurely walking up them. He steps through the ropes and heads towards the far corner of the ring. Beno then jumps up to the second rope and demands that the fans bow to him, and some of them actually do! Beno removes his shades and hands them over to ringside.
He also removes his rings and gold chain, handing them over to the ringside attendant as well. He looks at Robert Saints as he theme song fades. The referee begins the match as he calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Beno and Saints both head towards the center of the ring and they begin to circle each other. Beno goes in for a grapple but Saints backs away from the grapple attempt. Robert then goes for a grapple but Beno manages to side step Saints. Beno comes up from the side now and grabs Saints and successfully places him in a side headlock. Beno throws a fist into the skull of Saints then squeezes the headlock even tighter.
Phil Latio: Beno's been around the block and back, Robert finds himself in a terrible situation.
Beno lets go of the hold and kicks Saints in the mid-section. Beno then slaps the back of Saints head as the crowd boos the former champion.
Phil Latio: Such disrespect Don!
Don Chuckles: I love it Phil! Beno is the King of Camelot! He can do whatever he wants!
Suddenly Saints begins to throw punches at Beno. As the fans start to cheer for Saints. Beno silents them as he knees Saints in ths gut and taking him down with a Snap Suplex. Beno rolls up onto his feet as Saints grabs at his back. Beno grabs Saints by his hair and picks him up. Beno wrenches Robert's arm and then pulls it down hard, Saint falls to his knees, reaching at his shoulder.
Phil Latio: Beno tried ripping Saint's shoulder right out of it's socket!
Beno suddenly drops down and places Saints in a Fujiwara Armbar. Saints begins to scream out in pain as Beno is pulling Saint's arm back. Beno chuckles as the referee is watching the submission closely.
Phil Latio: Beno is enjoying this Don!
Don Chuckles: Looks like he's having fun! I can't say the same for Saints though!
After a good minute, Beno just releases the hold and rolls back onto his feet. Beno then suddenly stomps on the same arm of Saints! Saint grabs his arm and rolls onto his back. Beno drops down onto Saints for the cover as the referee begins to count.
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Beno shakes his head as he picks up Saints by his hair.
Beno kicks him in the stomach and then irish whips him into the ropes. Robert bounces off of the ropes and runs back at Beno. Beno throws Saints into the air and connects with a Samoan Drop.
Phil Latio: Beno continues to dominate this match up Don!
Don Chuckles: When I first saw the card I knew it wouldn't be an even fight Phil! Beno is huge! He has done everything here in Thy WWE!
Beno then gets back to his feet and hovers over Saints. He drags Saints back to his feet and connects him this time with an Arm Breaker that has him stumbling back down to the canvas. Beno picks up Saints once again, Beno gets Saints into position and he then slams Saints down with a Full Nelson Slam! Saints hits the mat and a Thud can be heard around the arena. Beno walks around to Robert's legs and begins to drag him into the center of the ring. Beno looks around the arena and cocks a smirk and he places Saints into a Single Leg Boston Crab!
Beno sits all the way down and back!
Phil Latio: Saints is in trouble Don! No where to go!
Don Chuckles: He's facing Beno, of course he's in trouble!
Saints squirms in pain from the submission maneuver and starts power crawling towards the ropes. Beno clinches in the submission even more ans Saints balls his fist and opens it back up as he hovers his hand over the mat. But he doesn't give into the temptation to give up.
Don Chuckles: Tap damn it!
Phil Latio: He still has some gas left in the tank Don!
Saints continues to power crawl towards the ropes. He manages to crawl just inches away from the ropes as the crowd begins to get loud and cheer for Saints. Saints with all his might, reaches out and grabs the bottom ropes!
Beno reluctantly releases the submission. Beno walks off as Saints begins to use the ropes to get up and for support so he doesn't fall over. Saints gets to his feet. Saint is using the top rope for support as suddenly Beno charges at Saints. Beno goes for a Big Boot but no, Saints rolls out of the way and Beno gets his leg caught on the ropes.
Phil Latio: Look at this Don! This may be Saint's only opportunity to do something!
Beno turns around and Saints comes flying in with a elbow to the face! Saints grabs the waist of Beno and connects with a Belly to Belly Suplex! Saints quickly gets to his feet, same as Beno. Beno runs at Saints as Saints drops him with a Running Clothesline.
Don Chuckles: How is this happening! Come on Beno!
Phil Latio: Give Saints some credit!
Beno bounces off the ground and runs at Robert. Robert goes for a second clothesline but Beno ducks under it. Beno then picks him up for a Pumple Handle Slam but no, Saint slides down Beno's back and connects with a school boy pin! The referee counts!
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Phil Latio: My god! Saints almost shocked us all! He can't believe it, look at Beno, Beno can't believe it! How did Beno allow Saints back into the match?
Don Chuckles: I have no idea Phil but this is ridiculous! This should've been over awhile ago!
Saints gets to his feet and grabs the legs of Beno.
Phil Latio: Saints is looking for the Sharpshooter!
Saints looks around the arena as the fans begin to cheer, but no, Beno pushes Saints off of him, Saints falls right into the referee! Taking the referee out of it!! The referee lays on the mat. Saints is trying to wake the referee up,
Don Chuckles: Turn around young man!
Saints turns around and Beno comes flying in with his signature move, Hit N' Run, a high impact spear. Saints rolls onto his stomach, clearly in pain.
Phil Latio: Beno just broke Saints into two!
Beno looks around the ring, the referee is down, his opponent his down. Beno drops down and rolls out of the ring. Beno lifting the ring curtains as he walks around the ring. Suddenly he stops and smiles. Beno reaches under the ring and pulls out a shovel.
Phil Latio: A shovel Don! This could get ugly!
Don Chuckles: This match started ugly Phil! I knew Saints wouldn't stand a chance.
Beno enters the ring with the shovel as the fans react with boos and some cheers surprisingly. Beno then waits for Saints to get to his feet.
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Phil Latio: Come on Beno! Don't do this.
Don Chuckles: Oh shut up! What are you going to do?
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Saints uses the ropes to get to his feet, as he turns around CRACK!
Beno smacks Saints in the head with the shovel! Beno throws the shovel out of the ring, Saints falls foward and Beno kicks him in the stomach. Beno then lifts Saints up into the air and slams him down with his finisher, the Beno Bomb! A Standing Dominator!
Don Chuckles: It's over! It's over!
Beno then notices the referee waking up as Beno covers Saints and the referee slowly begins to count.
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THREE!!!!!
Steve Cruise: And the winner of the match......BEEEEEEEENNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beno's theme song begins to play from the P.A System as he gets to his feet. Beno throws his arms up into the air as the fans give him mix reaction. Beno looks down at Saints and cocks a smirk. Beno shakes his head and exits the ring.
Winner of the Match: Beno
Beno begins to walk up the ramp as his theme song continues to play.
Phil Latio: Well folks! That will do it for that match! Saints put up a fight but Beno came out with the victory. Why the shovel Don?
Don Chuckles: Beno just saw opportunity to use a weapon and it worked in his advantage! I told you, Beno had this one in the bag!
Don Chuckles: Beno just saw opportunity to use a weapon and it worked in his advantage! I told you, Beno had this one in the bag!
Phil Latio: I just know that we have to sit next to him for the rest of the show, I hope he takes a shower! But next the less, it's time for a commercial break! Don't leave your sits!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
We go backstage ahead of our next match up to see a meeting between the New Age. Joey The Bastard has his arm around Triana, who's match is up next, and is barking orders.
Joey The Bastard:
"Kurt you're gonna go out there, and you're gonna do as you're told, you understand me?"
Kurt Orton:
"I'm not lying down for anybod-..."
Joey The Bastard:
"It wasn't a fucking question, it was a command you stupid fuck!"
Bob Cena:
"Woah, woah, Joe..I got this....You go cool off, prepare for your match tonight. I'll handle this."
JTB shakes his head but ultimately backs off, giving Orton an icy cold glare as he walks away.
Bob Cena:
"She better fucking win this match. I already don't like you, but God help you if you dont listen to me!"
Cena walks away as the camera focuses on the troubled expression that is spread across the face of the former two time ThyWWE World Heavyweight Champion. The camera changes and we see Phil, Don and Beno. As Phil begins to speak.
Phil Latio: So, did I hear that right? Kurt Orton is going to let Triana win?
Beno: Kurt is just allowing New Age to take advantage of him, it's pathetic.
Don Chuckles: It's the best for business! Kurt knows his place!
Beno: Don, I'm best for business.
Phil Latio: Well, never the less, let's see what happens!
Match Three: Kurt Orton vs Triana
HIT!
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SWITCH!
Steve Cruise: Ladies & Gentlemen this next contest is scheduled for one fall... introducing first, representing the New Age, from Newark, NJ weighing in at 245 pounds... This is "The Prodigy" Kurt Orton!!!
"United Divided" by Voodoo Johnson blasts across the PA System as Kurt Orton walks out after the guitar rift, Kurt keeps on walking down the ramp similar to how his father would walk until he reaches the stairs.. he looks around the arena to all of his fans and pats his chest three times before entering the ring with a smile on his face, he pats his chest three more times and does the lookout taunt after that. Orton now sits in the corner while he waits patiently on his opponent in absolute focus while his smile turns into a scowl.
Triana comes out from the back as her music hits, she makes her way down the ramp and stops at the ring. She heaves hesrself up and rolls under the bottom rope. After getting into the ring, Triana walks towards Kurt Orton who pulls himself up using the ropes for leverage and the two stand face to face in the middle of the ring.
DING DING DING
Triana begins mouthing off to the veteran, making his long awaited return to ThyWWE after a brief hiatus, and begins telling him to lie down on the mat. Orton doesn't move, he merely stares right at Triana, not with a look of anger, but a look of confusion, almost as if he is wondering what he's gonna do.
"Lie down!...Didn't you hear me? Lie the fuck down!....I'm sure AJ and Kayden will be so thrilled when their daddy gets fired, lie down for me!"
Orton's ears perk up when Triana brings up his family and he does not look happy that she just made it personal. the confused feelings, now masked by a pissed off stare as Triana starts laughing in his face. She lets loose a vicious slap which stings the face of Kurt, and he looks back at her with a smile. Triana fires another, and another and another, and she takes Kurt down with a double leg takedown and begins getting laid into the New Age's newest member. The referee trails Triana off of Orton as he checks his mouth for blood.
Beno:
"This is a coward move by the New Age. I may not like Kurt Orton, but you do not tell a man to lie down on the mat and hand victory over like it's nothing."
Phil Latio:
"I agree Beno, Joey The Bastard and his group of coward thugs have ruined this great industry!"
Triana yells at Orton to get up and he does, only to get taken out by a roundhouse kick to the jaw, dropping Kurt right back down to the canvass. She continues the relentless beatdown on Orton with rights and lefts aimed at his head, before singling out the right arm of the veteran. She drops knee after knee on the arm, before pulling down Orton's elbow pad and dropping another. Triana grabs the arm and locks in a Cross Armbreaker as Kurt writhes in agony, trying to stretch every limb of his body to reach the bottom rope. Triana has it locked in as we go backstage to see the New Age watching the match on a monitor and smiling at what they see. Orton eventually makes it to the ropes, forcing the referee to step in and break the hold, and Triana reluctantly agrees upon the count of 4, narrowly avoiding a disqualification. Orton crawls into the corner, clutching his damaged arm, as Triana gloats to the fans, and bathes in their hatred for her, before turning her attention back to Orton in the corner.
"You are nothing! Do you understand me?! You're nothing!"
Triana kicks Orton in the shoulder and dares him to fight back, before reminding him that if he touches her, he could lose his job, which forces Orton to just suck it up and take the punishment. Orton tries to get back to a vertical basis, but before he can, he is brought back down as Triana almost pulls his arm out of it's socket with an arm drag, before transitioning into an Anaconda Vice, pulling on the arm and the neck of Orton.
Don Chuckles:
"This is sickening to watch! I used to be one of Triana's biggest fans but that plague Joey The Bastard infected that lovely young lady!"
Beno:
"I know Joey The Bastard very well and I can tell you that he is a sick, sick son of a bitch, but let's not pretend Triana's innocent in all of this. She had this monster and Joey just helped her let it loose."
Triana pulls on the arm as Orton howls out in pain, trying to drag both himself and Triana to the bottom rope to break the hold....ANDDDDD HE DOES! Orton falls under the bottom rope to the floor, trying to recooperate after Triana's onslaught of his right arm in the opening 5 minutes of this contest. A small "Let's Go K.O!" chant breaks out and begins to get louder as Triana mocks the crowd for chanting for what she deems, a loser. Triana goes to the outside and continues her beat down of Orton, bouncing his head off of the side of the ring, and off of the barricade, before throwing him shoulder first into the steel steps. She then walks up the steps and begins her own "LET'S GO K.O!" Chant as the crowd look on in misery, seeing Orton get picked apart here. She picks Orton up and slams his arm into the ring post, again and again and again, before holding it in place using the steps and dropkicking the steps! Sandwiching Orton's forearm between the steel post and the steel steps! Orton writhes around in pain on the outside as Triana slides into the ring and back out to break the 10 count. She picks up Orton by the hair and throws him back into the ring, before ordering him to stay down as she pins him.
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Orton kicks out and the expression on Triana's face says it all: She. Is. Pissed. She tries to pin Kurt again but he breaks out before she flips out and starts raining down punches on the former World Champion and the referee again has to step in, while Orton crawls to the safety of the corner of the ring. Triana allows him to get back to his feet as she hurls insults at him
"YOU ARE WORTHLESS! YOU MEAN NOTHING TO THIS INDUSTRY! YOU MEAN NOTHING TO THESE PEOPLE! AND YOU MEAN NOTHING TO YOUR FAMILY!"
Suddenly in a fit of rage, Orton unleashes spit, which lands smack bang in the middle of Triana's face and the crowd erupts!
Phil Latio:
"That...That was not a smart move!"
Triana sees red and runs at Orton, leaping at him but he dodges and she goes head first into the turnbuckle and Orton begins teeing off! Orton fires off left and rights as the jam packed arena rallies behind him! Orton throws Triana across the ring and follows up quickly with a vicious spear into the corner! But it looks like he hurt his own arm in the process! He falls on top of Triana for the cover, unable to hook the leg however.
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Orton is the one disappointed this time, and goes right back into the corner, teeing up Triana, and when she gets back to a knee he almost takes her head off with a vicious Shining Wizard. Orton again goes right back to his own arm however, hitting it to both try to bring some life back into it, but also to rally the crowd behind him. Kurt picks up Triana using her hair and tries to set her up for the Killswitch! However Triana rolls out, grabs the arm and leaps into the air bringing the damaged arm crashing down into her knees! She goes for the cover
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THR-KICKOUT!
Phil Latio:
"You have to admire the heart, the determination on show here from Kurt Orton!"
Beno:
"Is it heart or is it mere stupidity Phil, Triana could break Kurt Orton's arm here tonight and then what? It's about survival of the fittest, Kurt may win the battle but he'll be feeling the effects on that arm for months!"
Triana is beginning to get frustrated and screams at the referee, she is adamant that it should have been three and that he counted slow. She grabs Orton's limp body and drags him towards the corner, slowly ascending to the top. When suddenly! Kurt Orton leaps from the mat to the turnbuckle and throws Triana across the ring with a powerful Belly to Belly Suplex!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Don Chuckles:
"Oh my God what agiity from Kurt Orton!"
Phil Latio:
"Wait look at the top of the ramp!"
Beno:
"Aw not this little runt again..."
Orton is hitting his arm, trying to find some life in it, but we see the InterNational Champion, Bob Cena, appear at the top of the ramp, seemingly out here to take a closer look. Orton smirks at the concerned Champion at the top of the ramp and goes back to Triana who rolls him up in a small package!
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KICKOUT!
The New Age distraction almost cost Orton but he managed to get his shoulder up just in the nick of time! Bob begins walking to the ring, as Bob looks like he's detailing a game plan, and the fans booing reaches a near deafening level. He reaches the bottom of the ramp, when suddenly Beno stands up from the commentary booth to a huge ovation, which completely changes the expression on Bob's face.
Phil Latio:
"KILLSWITCH! KILL SWITCH! KILL SWITCH!"
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TRIANA GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Orton is stunned in the ring after he caught Triana off guard with the Kill Switch, he turns to the referee for assurance that it was definitely not a 3 count and he assures him it was 2. Beno has now stepped away from the commentary booth and is standing at ringside, ensuring New Age don't find a way to interfere in this one and ruin yet another match. Triana and Orton both get back to their knees and start firing punches back and forth at each other
BOO! YAY! BOO! YAY! BOO! YAY! BOOYAYBOOYAYBOOYAYYAYAY
Orton overpowers Triana and begins firing away shots at her. He lifts her up for the Quick Impact DDT, when a man in a hoodie jumps the barricade and distracts Kurt. He pulls his hoodie down, to reveal himself to be Steve Blackman, but he is sent crashing to the floor with a vicious Beno Bomb, spine first on to the ground with a sickening thud. Orton watches in the ring, however, "The Prodigy" turns right around in to the clutches of the waiting, Triana, who lifts Orton on her shoulders and sends him crashing to the mat with a powerful LOL!
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Winner of the Match: TRIANA
Steve Cruise: The winner of the match....TRRRRRRIIIIAANNNNA!!!!!!!
Triana and New Age all quickly exit the ring and begin walking up the ramp, Kurt Orton rolls onto his stomach, holding the back of his head. Steve Blackman lays on the ground, motionless as Beno stands there looking at New Age.
Phil Latio: Folks, we will be right back after this commercial break! Stay tune!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: Welcome back! Our next match is for the InterNational Championship!
Don Chuckles: Yeah, after a huge miscommunication on Thy RAW last week, Bob Cena fell to the Thy WWE World Champion, Blade LaVigne, Joey Bastard decided to punish Bob Cena by giving "The Natural One" Robert Garrett the rematch which was originally stripped of him over a month ago at the hands of the New Age.
Beno: I see potential in this Garrett kid, he just has to be more consistent. If he does that, he'll have a great future here in Thy WWE.
Phil Latio: Robert Garrett has the chance that he's been fighting for, and he'd be a fool to just let it slip away like last time. Second chances don't come around too often in professional wrestling, and "The Star" is looking to capitalize, and become a two-time Thy WWE InterNational Champion.
Don Chuckles: But, Bob Cena is one of the most dominating superstars that Thy WWE has ever seen, and the chip on his shoulder is larger than ever before. Don't expect a traditional wrestling match, because these are two seriously pissed off individuals looking for a fight.
Phil Latio: Let's go to the ring!
Match Four: Bob Cena (c) vs Robert Garrett
Inter-National Championship
Steve Cruise: Our next match is schedueled for one fall and is for the Thy WWE InterNational championship!
Suddenly, "Unorthodox" by Wretch 32 feat. Example hits the PA system.
Cena walks out from the back with his back turned to the fans and his arms out to his sides. Cena is wearing his red zip-up hoodie that simple reads, "Cena" on the back. Cena then turns around to reveal his custom Thy WWE InterNational Championship as the booing from the crowd in attendance increases.
Cena makes his way down, throwing as many obscenities at the crowd as they throw at him. Then, Cena stops at the bottom of the ramp and gets down on his knees with his arms out again, looking up to the rafters.
Cena shouts out, "BEST IN THE FUCKING WORLD!" as the crowd boos even louder. Cena jumps back up to his feet and unzips his hoodie while walking around the ring to the announce table. Cena then removes his hoodie and tosses it at the time keeper's face. Cena chuckles a little bit.
Steve Cruise: First.. From Belfast, Ireland, and weighing in tonight at two hundred, thirty pounds... He is the Thy WWE InterNational Champion... He is BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB... CEEEEENA!
Bob Cena then slides in to the ring under the ropes while unsnapping his IN Title. Cena gets to his feet then holds his new Championship above his head. He hands the title to the ringside staff and awaits hos opponent.
Phil Latios: Bob Cena is one of the most decorated superstars we have here Don. He's a triple crown champion and a legend in his own right. But he has a big challenge ahead of him tonight in the form of Robert Garrett.
Don Chuckles: That he does Phil. Robert is hungry and looking to become InterNational champion. But Cena is no pushover. What are your thoughts on Cena Beno?
Beno: I can tell you from experience that Bob here can handle himself in a fight. Yet for the past few years he's been clinging to other guys around here. Personally, I think he's lost his edge. Now he needs the New Age to back him up.
"My Way" by Limp Bizkit hits and the fans greet Garrett with a mostly negative reaction. He strolls out from the back wearing an expensive looking sport coat with no shirt on underneath. His hair is slicked back and he is sporting a pair of Bentley Platinum sunglasses. He walks down the ramp while carrying some head shots of himself. The camera zooms in to see that they are all autographed head shots of "The Natural One" himself.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent...On his way to the ring, fighting out of Los Angeles, California. He is the Natural One, ROBERT GARRETTTTTTT
Garrett makes his way up the steps and stops. he turns and tosses the head shots up in the air and in to the crowd. The crowd boos and a lot of them rip them up, or throw them back. Garrett looks annoyed and yells, "Hey! Those are priceless!" He then smirks and enters the ring, heads to the corner and poses while looking over his shades at the crowd.
Beno: I'll be the first to tell you that I don't know a damn thing about this Garrett fellow. From what I can tell, he's one of the newer guys on the roster. Certainly wasn't here when I was running this place.
Don Chuckles: Well Beno you haven't been around for quite some time. Just to fill you in a bit, Robert Garrett is a former InterNational champion.
Phil Latios: He may be a former champion Don, but his reign wasn't impressive at all. It reminds me a bit of when Kurt Orton wore the Thy WWE championship.
Just as the official is about to signal for the bell, Rule Britannia blares throughout the arena. Both superstars look to the entrance ramp as Zak Shields tron appears.
Don Chuckles: Is that.... is that Zak Shields?
Phil Latios: That's certainly his music Don. But where is he? We haven't seen Zak in what seems like months.
Beno: Do the two of you honestly think Zak is here? This is an old mind trick. He's not going to come out here just yet. He's a smart man. He's biding his time and waiting for the right moment.
Cena takes this opportunity and levels Garrett with a running Lariat. Garrett hits the mat hard as the official signals for the bell. Cena mounts Garrett and lays into him with precise closed right fists. The fans aren't shy with showing their disdain for Bob as they boo from the top of their lungs.
Don Chuckles: What a cheap shot from Cena! It's no wonder the fans don't like him.
Phil Latios: He doesn't care what the fans think Don. Otherwise he'd be fighting against the New Age.
Beno: Bob is doing what's best for him. If that means hiding behind JTB, then so be it. Besides this match is for the championship. You need to be willing to do whatever it takes to win.
Cena dismounts Garrett and pulls him up to a vertical base. Cena irish whips Garrett into the corner and charges him. Garrett manages to get a boot up and Cena runs face first into it, staggering him. Garrett explodes with a super kick, but Cena grabs his foot and pushes him back into the corner. Cena charges and Garrett side steps him, rolling him up from behind.
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Phil Latios: Garrett looking for the quick victory here.
Cena rolls out of the ring and paces for a few moments. Garrett backs away from the ropes and beckons Cena to get back in the ring. Cena slowly hops on the apron and re-enters the ring. The two men meet in the center of the ring and lock up. The two men struggle to gain the upper hand until Cena breaks the hold and viciously slaps Garrett across the face, staggering him. Cena wastes no time and delivers a spinning heel kick that catches Garrett in the jaw, dropping him. Cena rolls out of the ring and pulls Garrett out with him. He takes hold of Garrett and slams him face first into the steel steps.
Don Chuckles: This looks like it's about to get messy out here.
Beno: Bob is playing it smart right now. He knows that he can't lose the title in a count out. All he has to do is keep Garrett on the outside and he retains the InterNational championship. Though it doesn't seem like the official is going to begin the count anytime soon.
Cena drags Garrett over to the announcers table and tries to slam his head into it. However, Garrett elbows Cena in the midsection and slams him head first. Garrett throws a close quarters forearm and catches Cena, sending him leaning against the announce table. Cena pushes Garrett away only to be struck with a superkick that sends him over the table and onto Beno, Phil and Dons laps! Phil and Don scamper to their feet as Beno pushes Cena off of him, seething. Beno shouts something inaudible at Garrett as Garrett drags Cena away and into the ring. Garrett rolls Cena into the ring and rolls in himself and makes the cover.
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KICKOUT
Garrett singles for the end as he pulls Cena to his feet and clutches both of his arms in an underhook. Cena tries to fight out but Garrett drills him in the shoulder with hard knees before dropping him with True Beauty! He makes the cover.
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At the last second Cena kicks out!
Garrett looks at the official in disbelief as he can't believe Cena kicked out. Cena rolls half his under the bottom rope to try and escape, but Garrett it right on him trying to pull him back in. Cena hangs on to the bottom rope for dear life as the official tries to remove Garrett. In all the confusion, Cena kicks Garrett below the belt, dropping him. The official apparently didn't see a thing. Cena pulls himself up and brings Garrett to his feet. He brings him up and drops him down hard with a Joy Ride! Cena makes the cover.
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Cena smacks the mat and slowly gets to his feet. He steps between the ropes and ascends to the top turnbuckle. As Cena flies off looking for the Word Up, Garrett hits him with the Arcane Arrow! Both men lay otionless on the mat. Moments pass as both men slowly make their way back to a vertical base. Cena strikes Garrett with a hard right hand. Garrett retaliates with a left. They exchange blows until Garrett releases a barrage of strikes to Cena. Garrett hits him with a haymaker, staggering Cena. Garrett sees his opportunity and charges to the ropes and rebounds off of them.
Out of nowhere, Cena hits him with the Legend Killa! Garrett drops and Cena makes the cover.
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THREE!!!!
Winner of the Match and Still InterNational Champion: Bob Cena
Steve Cruise: And here is your winner... and STILL THY WWE InterNational champion.... Bob Cena!
Cena's hand is raised in victory as the referee hands him his InterNational Championship, which he rudely snatches out of his hand and raises it high above his head. Cena looks at Garrett, before taking a microphone and addressing his win.
Bob Cena:
"What you just saw is the decimation of a Hollywood reject who thought he could just walk in to Bob Cena's territory and take what is rightfully is. So before I get rid of this piece of trash, I have one thing I would like to say to him...."
Cena picks up Garrett's limp arm and shakes it before dropping it on the mat.
Bob Cena:
"Good job Robert, I'm the best in the world for a reason, now get him the fuck out of my ring, out of my company, Robert, get the hell out of my life, I'm sick of you."
Cena kicks Garrett across the ring and ultimately under the bottom rope and to the floor as the referee checks on him, and he turns his focus towards the commentary table.
Bob Cena:
"There truly is nobody in ThyWWE that can compete with me, not one man, not one woman can even come close to me, best in the world isn't a gimmick, I actually am as good as everybody else pretends to be. But there is one man who doesnt seem to be able to stay away..."
Bob looks right at Beno at the commentary table.
Bob Cena:
"You barely beat me when my partner, Barton, took his ball and went home and left me 2-on-1, you needed Bret Hart to turn on me to win your World Heavyweight Championship. You can just manhandle jobbers and wallow in your past glory, but what you will never be able to overcome is the fact that the last time you and I were in a ring together, I eliminated you from the Anarchy Elimination Chamber, I pinned you to the mat, 1, 2, 3, and that is something that I know just eats away at your insides. You can lounge around in your kingdom, and you can sit right there and you can watch me become better and better each and every day, but what will never change is the fact that I am on another level. That I know every ace up your sleeve, that I know every trick in your book.
Beno, enjoy fighting bums because it's the highest level you will ever reach again in ThyWWE, take a good look at me right now, drink this moment in, because this is the closest that you will ever come to redeeming yourself after I embarrassed you last year at Anarchy."
Cena throws the microphone out of the ring towards Beno at the table and the former World Champion leaps out of his seat and runs in to the ring, however the InterNational Champion slides out in the nick of time. Beno paces back and forth in the ring as Cena kisses his championship before holding it aloft on the ramp.
Phil Latio: Like they say, keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. But folks, one more commercial break and we will be at our main event! Don't leave your couches! We will be right back!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: Well, what a night it's been so far. We've seen great action from top to bottom, but now it's time for our main event!
Steve Cruise: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it for the Thy WWE World Heavyweight Championship!
Don Chuckles: Here we go, boys! The entire future of Thy WWE lies in the hands of the outcome of this match!
Beno: You know, I can't remember there being a match with so much on the line. JTB gets his first ever one on one match for the World Title, and Blade LaVigne is trying to defend the company he claims that he loves so much.
Phil Latio: And if Joey the Bastard is victorious tonight, he will no doubt be the most powerful man in the wrestling world!
Don Chuckles: Here's hoping!
Main Event: Blade "The Future" LaVigne (c) vs Joey the Bastard
Thy WWE World Championship
The crowd lets out a huge roar as the opening beats of D-12's "Fight Music" bump through out the arena.
Beno: Blade LaVigne has never faced anybody quite like Joey the Bastard. Blade is 1 and 2 in singles matches with JTB, and the two times they fought and a title was on the line, The Bastard walked away with the Title. But, that was the Intercontinental Championship. Joseph pulled out all the stops to retain that Title, and now - with the World Title on the line - I don't know if there is any way to stop Joey the Bastard.
Don Chuckles: So, what your saying is that Blade LaVigne's record breaking reign is about to come to and end right here tonight?
Beno: Now, I didn't say that. But, the probability of that happening is much greater than of it not happening. Joseph has the New Age. Blade LaVigne has no body to back him up tonight. The odds are completely stacked in JTB's favor.
Phil Latio: Right you are, Beno.
The Bastard bursts out from the back to another huge roar from the crowd. He is wearing his usual ring attire. Black pants with red blood splatters, his boots have "JTB" scratched on the sides with blood red lettering. JTB starts to make his way down the ramp with his arms out to the crowd.
Phil Latio: I am surprised by this welcoming response, guys.
Don Chuckles: Why, though? Everybody is sick and tried of Blade LaVigne!
Beno: Bunch of smarks if you ask me.
JTB enters the ring and pulls back his Jason mask to reveal a wide-eyed mad man on a mission.
Phil Latio: Look at the eyes, Don. Is this guy even human anymore?
Don Chuckles: That's the look of a soon to be World Champion, Latio.
Beno: That's not The Bastard that I went toe to toe with at WrestleMania. He has changed so drastically since then, and not for the better. Back then, you might have been able to reason with the guy, but there's no reasoning with him anymore. The only thing that hasn't changed about him, is his hunger for power. Joseph will never be content in playing second fiddle, or being the runner up for anything. It's all or nothing with this man, and that's an extremely dangerous opponent to have.
JTB's music stops and the crowd starts to chant for JTB. JTB puts his hand to his ear, then flips the whole crowd off, but they eat that up and cheer even louder.
The crowd goes equally nuts for Blade LaVigne as Saliva's "Bleed For Me" starts to play. He emerges from the back with the Title on his shoulder to a huge reaction from the crowd.
Phil Latio: Here comes the Champion! Blade LaVigne!
Don Chuckles: Not for long, Latio.
Beno: Blade LaVigne needs to have at least eighteen eyes on the back of his head tonight! There is no way the New Age won't get involved in this match, and if I have to, I'll put a stop to it myself. I'm sick of watching those wannabe Knights come out here and act like they're God's gift to Thy WWE.
Don Chuckles: Oh, what? You're something special?
Beno: You had better begin to watch what you say to me, Don. You've been kissing the New Age's ass since day one, and I'll be more than willing to lay out their horn blower. You get me?
Don Chuckles: Uh... Yeah, man, I get you.
Beno: Good, now shut the hell up and soak in this atmosphere. The building is split in half.
Phil Latio: That's right, it's fifty-fifty in who these fans are rooting for.
Beno: The smarks want Joseph, and the ones who I feel are true wrestling fans, are firmly behind Blade LaVigne.
Blade holds up the World Title as he makes his way down the ramp.
Beno: Blade needs to not let the emotions emitted from this crowd to get the best of him. Don't focus on the fans, Blade. Focus on your opponent.
JTB is in the ring, pacing back and forth looking like a rabid dog. But, when Blade enters the ring, JTB quickly exits. Blade walks to the corner and gets up on the turnbuckle, holding the Championship high. Blade jumps down as his music dies down.
Phil Latio: Blade LaVigne has made a career out of over coming the odds. He's used to it, guys. I mean, if the odds weren't stacked against him, I dunno how Blade LaVigne would react. It's just second nature for him now, and he's about to attempt to do it again.
Don Chuckles: Can I say something?
Beno: No. You can't. You're absolutely right, Latio. But, when will it become too much? When will the fight inside Blade LaVigne just roll over and die?
Phil Latio: Well, for all of our sakes, hopefully not tonight.
Blade hands the Title over to the referee who holds it above his head to signify that the Title is on the line. JTB enters the ring now and demands that the ref keep Blade in his corner. Steve Cruise is standing by for the introductions.
Steve Cruise: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, this is your main event!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Steve Cruise: Introducing first, the challenger...
Yaaaaaaaaaa...
Steve Cruise: ...from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada...
...aaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Steve Cruise: Weighing in at two hundred twenty-seven pounds... He is the owner and CEO of Thy WWE!
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Steve Cruise: He is... JOOOOOOOEY THEEEEEEEEE BAAAAAASTAAAARRRRD!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Phil Latio: Listen to these fans! It's deafening in here!
Beno: Just another case of fans trying to be cool by cheering the bad guys. JTB doesn't give a damn about any of them, or any of us for that matter.
Don Chuckles: They paid there hard earned money, Beno. If they wanna cheer for The Bastard, they can!
Beno: That doesn't make it right, Chuckles.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent...
Yaaaaaaaa...
Steve Cruise: From Gladstone, Michigan... weighing at two hundred fifty-five pounds...
...aaaaaaaaaaaa...
Steve Cruise: He is the Thy WWE World Heavyweight Champion...
...AAAAAAAAAAA...
Steve Cruise: THE FUTURRRE BLAAAADE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAVIGNE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Blade grabs the Title back from the referee and holds it above his head as the crowd roars. The crowd starts a dueling "Let's go LaVigne! J-T-B!" chant. Blade then goes back to his corner and has what could be his last moment with the Title in his hands, and goes to kiss the Championship. JTB has waited long enough, and as the ref calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
...JTB attacks Blade from behind to boos and cheers. JTB clubs Blade in the back then starts to stomp Blade in the corner.
Phil Latio: Oh, come on! What a cowardly way to go about things.
Beno: Let's get one thing perfectly clear, Latio. Joseph is no coward. Honor and pride and all that don't apply to JTB. He will come at you head on, or he will take you out from behind. It doesn't matter. If he sees an opportunity, he'll take it.
Don Chuckles: Plus, Blade was stupid enough to turn his back on The Bastard to begin with!
Beno: I agree. You can never turn your back on a man like that. Never.
Phil Latio: And now Blade LaVigne is paying for it with this vicious attack from Joey the Bastard.
JTB stomps Blade down in the corner then turns his attention to the World Title. JTB picks it up, and holds it like he's going to hit Blade when he stands up. The ref is like "Oh, hell no." and warns JTB not to use the belt as a weapon. JTB laughs it off as Blade is getting to his feet. The ref grabs the Championship and JTB and ref start a mini-tug-o-war. JTB yanks the belt free and the ref is getting in his face. Then JTB clocks the ref in the face with the belt to a roar from the crowd. Blade is up, and JTB smashes him in the face with the Title.
Phil Latio: OH MY GOD! Things just took a turn for the worse!
Beno: It sure as hell did, Latio. Without an official out here, these two can do whatever they want to each other!
Don Chuckles: That ref had it coming. The Bastard owns all of this. If he wants to hit somebody with HIS World Title, he can.
Then the place erupts as Steve Blackman is shown running down the ramp with a new referee. He shoves the ref in to the ring as JTB drags Blade out from the corner to the center of the ring. JTB places a boot on top of Blade's chest and the ref counts...
1...
Phil Latio: NO! YOU CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS!
2...
Don Chuckles: YES! THE BASTARD HAS DONE IT!
3!
Beno: NOT YET HE HASN'T! BLADE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!
Don Chuckles: Dammit to hell! Just die, damn you!
Phil Latio: How Blade managed to kick out is beyond me, but one thing is for sure, Joey the Bastard is not happy!
JTB pulls Blade up by the hair, but Blade explodes out of it with a flurry of shots to the face and gut of JTB. Blackman up on the apron and Blade socks him in the face. Blade turns back and boots JTB in the gut, lifts him up, then drops him with a Sit-down Powerbomb to a huge reaction from the crowd. Blade covers, hooking the leg...
1...
Phil Latio: There's no way that The Bastard can kick out of that!
2...
Beno: This match is over!
Don Chuckles: NO!
Steve Blackman pulls the ref out of thering by the foot before he can count the three. Blackman and the ref start to argue on the outside until Blade LaVigne flies over the top rope, taking both of them out with a suicide dive. Blade then grabs Blackman's signature duffle-bag and pulls out a pair of handcuffs. Blade grabs Blackman and props him up against the steps and proceeds to handcuff Steve Blackman to the ringpost.
Phil Latio: Two refs are down! Blade LaVigne had the match won!
Don Chuckles: I didn't see the referee's hand hit the match for a third time, Latio.
Beno: But, now, look at the smarts in Blade LaVigne. He's using the New Age's hired gun's tools against him!
Blade walks away from Blackman only to grab a steel chair and head back over.
Phil Latio: Wait a minute! He's not thinking what I think he's thinking, is he?
Don Chuckles: I think he is thinking what you think he's thinking, Latio!
Phil Latio: Don't do it, Blade! DON'T DO IT!
Beno: DO IT! It's the only way you can take down The Bastard! You need to unleash the...
CRACK! Blade smashes Steve Blackman square in the face with an unprotected chair shot to the skull as the crowd goes absolutely batshit crazy. Blood starts to pour out of an open wound on Blackman's forehead and he hangs there handcuffed and out cold.
Phil Latio: DAMMIT! That was sick!
Don Chuckles: You wanna talk about cowardly? Blackman had no way to defend himself, and now he's wearing a crimson mask thanks to Blade LaVigne.
Beno: It had to be done. Steve Blackman will not play a role in the outcome of this match. I applaud Blade LaVigne for finally being able to cross* that line. And, now that he knows he can cross* that line, The Bastard is in for a serious beatdown. But, Blade needs to stay focused.
Blade stares down at Blackman just hanging there by his hands. Blade turns back and JTB lays him out with a hard running boot to the face from the apron. JTB grabs the chair now.
Phil Latio: Well, that's the end of it. Blade is finished. That sick son of a bitch, JTB has the damn chair now. It's over.
Don Chuckles: And here comes another ref just in time!
The ref runs down and starts yelling at JTB. The ref enters the ring with JTB pleading his case. The crowd senses what is about to happen. They all starts to chant...
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
The refs turns his back to call for the DQ, but before he can, JTB cracks him across the back with the chair. JTB tosses the ref out of the ring then yells at Steve Cruise.
JTB: It's no DQ now! Tell 'em! NO DQ!
Steve Cruise: Ladies and gentlemen, as per order from Thy WWE owner and CEO, Joey the Bastard, this match will continue on as a No Disqualification Match!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Blade crawls back in to the ring and JTB wacks him on the back with the chair. Then JTB puts the chair down and pulls Blade up. JTB lifts Blade in to a vertical suplex, stalls for a second then drops Blade spine first on the chair with a vertical suplex. JTB then slides out of the ring and starts looking under the ring for something.
Phil Latio: What sort of sick, demented plan does The Bastard have now? This match should have ended twice now, and Blade LaVigne should have won both times! A blatant asuive of power from Joey the Bastard!
Beno: Well, he does have the power. It's better that than a big time match like this ending in a DQ.
Phil Latio: But at what cost?
Beno: There needs to be a winner. The world needs to know who the better man is. Both of these guys need to know who the better man is!
Don Chuckles: And, if you hold the power in your hands, why not use it?
JTB pulls out a table from under the ring to excitement from the crowd. Then he goes back under and pulls out another table. JTB then sets up one table. Then he sets up the second table and stacks it on top of the other one. JTB enters the ring and picks up the chair. He smacks Blade across the back once more. Then whips Blade in to the corner. JTB turns Blade around then lifts him up on to the top turnbuckle so Blade is facing the crowd. Then JTB starts to club Blade in the back to keep him from fighting back. JTB climbs up beside Blade, grabs his head in a bulldog and dives off, driving Blade face first through not one, but two tables!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Phil Latio: This is barbaric! Blade LaVigne could be dead!
Don Chuckles: New Improved Stage Dive through the tables, Latio! I love it!
Beno: But Joseph may have dealt just as much damage to himself as he did to Blade!
Both men lie motionless in the rubble that was once two tables. JTB starts to crawl out. He start to drag Blade out with him. JTB then tries to lift Blade up to roll him in to the ring, but Blade is out. Blade is just dead weight now, and JTB can't muster up the strength to get Blade back in to the ring. JTB says screw this and drops Blade back on the floor. Then he yells something at Steve Cruise while motioning for somebody in the back.
Steve Cruise: Ladies and gentlemen, as per order of the owner and CEO of Thy WWE, this match will now be contested as a Falls Count Anywhere Match!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Phil Latio: What? You gotta be kidding me! This isn't fair!
Don Chuckles: Here comes Kurt Orton with a new referee!
KO comes running down to boos from the crowd dragging a ref by the collar. JTB covers Blade on the floor. The ref counts...
1...
Phil Latio: THIS ISN'T FAIR!
2...
Beno: Come on, Blade! Don't let it end like this!
Don Chuckles: YES!
KICKOUT!
Don Chuckles: NO!
The crowd explodes as Blade kicks out. Both Blade and JTB aren't moving. So, KO takes it upon himself to grab a third table from under the ring. KO sets up closer to one of the corners and grabs Blade LaVigne and lays him on top of it. Then KO grabs JTB and smacks him back to life before rolling him in to the ring, shouting instructions. JTB nods his head like he understands and heads up to the top rope. He jumps and bounces off the ropes with a Split-legged Moonsault off the top to the table, but Blade rolls off at the last second causing JTB to crash and burn through the table, shattering it in to pieces. KO is in shock, as he runs to check on JTB. KO turns around and gets his head damn near kicked clean off from a running big boot from Blade. Blade grabs KO and drags him over to the announce table. Blade lifts KO on to his shoulders, and spins KO through the air, and right there the announce table with a thuderous F-5! Then Blade walks back to the table debris and drags it over and tosses it on top of KO. Blade then flips the Spanish announce table on top of KO, trapping him in a table sandwich.
Phil Latio: Is everybody okay?
Don Chuckles: I'm fine, Latio!
Beno: But, Kurt Orton sure as hell isn't okay. Blade LaVigne took him the eff out!
Blade stumbles back to where JTB was lying on a broken table, and JTB is gone.
Phil Latio: Where the hell did he go?
Blade starts to look around ringside, but JTB is nowhere to be found. He starts to question the ref, but ref doesn't know anything. So, Blade starts to look under the ring. No JTB on the first side, so he moves on to the next. No JTB under that side, either. On the third side, Blade lifts up the apron and is met with a fire extinguisher cloud to the face. Blade is temporarily blinded as JTB runs and clocks Blade in the head with the extinguisher.
Blade is down and JTB covers...
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
JTB starts to flip out as he grabs the ref and starts shouting in his face. This causes some of the fans to boo. JTB doesn't care as he shoves the ref down.
Phil Latio: Come on, Joey! The man is just trying to do his job! We don't need a third referee taken out!
Don Chuckles: Yeah, well, this ref is failing miserable at trying to do his job!
Beno: Blade LaVigne just won't stay down! I got a whole new level of respect for him.
Don Chuckles: Oh, and not The Bastard? If I remember correctly, if was JTB who beat you at WrestleMania in an outright war!
Beno: You don't need to remind me, Chuckles. I was there! I respect JTB. At one point, we were brothers. I would love to him become World Champion, and while I don't fully agree with the way he goes about things, he will be the Champ one day. Whether or not that happens tonight remains to be seen, but Blade LaVigne is putting up one hell of a fight. If Joey the Bastard can't take that title away from Blade LaVigne tonight, then there's not a man or woman on this earth who can do it.
Phil Latio: Speaking of women, here comes Triana!
Don Chuckles: And she's got a table!
Triana rushes down the ramp, carrying a table as the crowd seems to have started to lean toward Blade LaVigne now. JTB is getting in to it with fans at ringside. Blade LaVigne is still out. Triana meets up with JTB at ringside and the two of them start to go over a plan. Triana leans the table up against the barricade closer to the time keepers table. JTB has started to root through Blackman's duffle-bag as EMTs finally arrive to start checking on the two fallen refs, KO, and Steve Blackman. JTB stands up holding something.
Phil Latio: What the hell is that? Is it? Oh, God no...
Don Chuckles: LIGHTER FLUID!
Beno: Well, this is essentially a Hardcore Match now anyway.
JTB starts to douse the top of the table with the lighter fluid as Triana screams at near by fans and ringside workers to move. Crowd security moves in to move fans away as Triana lights a book of matches and drops it on the table, causing the gas to ignite.
Phil Latio: NO! NO! NO! They can't do this! Blade LaVigne has a family!
Don Chuckles: And, they're about to watch him burn, Latio!
Phil Latio: YOU'RE SICK! YOU'RE A DESPICABLE HUMAN BEING! JUST LIKE THAT BASTARD!
Beno: Guys, look at this!
As Triana and JTB admire the flames for a second. Blade is up. He charges. Triana pushes JTB out of the way and eats a wicked Spear from Blade through the flaming table, and top of that, they break through the barricade as well!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Ringside workers are quick to react and spray Blade and Triana down with extinguishers while the two of them write around in pain.
Phil Latio: I have never seen anything like that in my damn life!
Beno: You and me both, Latio!
Don Chuckles: Poor Triana!
Phil Latio: Aw, listen to you! Poor Triana! Poor Triana! Get your nose out of the New Age's asses, Don!
Don Chuckles: Excuse me? How... DARE you.
Beno: If you guys want to put a rest to your married couple's squabble we can all watch JTB's reaction to what just happened! Phil, calm the hell down. And, Don, shut the hell up!
JTB looks down at Triana and sadness fills his eyes. But, that sadness quickly turns to rage as he grabs Blade and drags him out of the wreckage. He starts to pound away on Blade, busting him open. Blood trickles down the bridge of Blade's nose as JTB relentlessly hammers away on Blade, who is in a sitting position with JTB raining down the blows from behind. JTB then throws Blade back in to the ring, and grabs a chair from ringside. JTB then places the chair under Blade's head and grabs the second chair which was already in the ring. JTB walks up to Blade and stares down at him. The crowd is booing now. JTB holds the chair up above his head.
Beno: This is how The Bastard beat me! There is no way Blade can survive if he hits this. Blade, you have to move!
Phil Latio: I can't watch this.
CRACK! One man Con-chair-to to Blade from JTB. JTB covers and the ref reluctantly counts.
1...
Beno: Well, there you have it. A new World Champion is crowned!
2...
Phil Latio: Blade LaVigne tried his damndest, but it wasn't enough! Kudos to you, Blade, for an outstanding reign as Champion!
KICKOUT!
Phil Latio, Don Chuckles, Beno: WHAT!
The crowd explodes in ear-splitting fashion as JTB can't believe it. He stands up, staring down at Blade.
"DIE DAMN YOU!" he says as he brings the chair down again.
CRACK! OHHHH!
CRACK! OHHHH!
CRACK! OHHHH!
Phil Latio: This needs to stop! Stop the damn match! You win, dammit!
Beno: Blade LaVigne would die before he let the match end like that!
Don Chuckles: Well, he's gonna die if he doesn't just stay down! It's not worth it, Blade! STAY DOWN!
JTB covers Blade again.
1...
Phil Latio: You gotta stay down, Blade. Do it for your family!
2...
Phil Latio: IT'S JUST A CHAMPIONSHIP! YOU CAN WIN IT AGAIN LATER! STAY DOWN!
KICKOUT!
Phil Latio: DAMMIT, MAN!
JTB starts to punch himself in the face in anger. Then he leaves the ring to find the duffle-bag, and pulls out a bag. He rolls back in to the ring and starts to empty the contents of the bag on to the mat. Thumb tacks! The crowd groans as JTB starts to laugh. He tries to pull Blade up to finish him off, but Blade is dead weight once more. Until, Blade connects with a low blow and the crowd pops big time. Blade grabs JTB and hoists him up, dropping him with a Sit-down Powerbomb on to the tacks! JTB screams out in pain. He can't even move, only scream. Blade starts to crawl. He can barely move himself. He crawls, and crawls, and finally drapes an arm across JTB's chest.
1...
Phil Latio: Blade has done it!
2...
Beno: I knew he had it in him!
KICKOUT!
The fans are rabid now, and start to chant "FIGHT FOREVER!" JTB rolls out of the ring and we see the damage done. His back looks to have hundreds of tacks in it, and his back is covered with blood. The ref goes to check on JTB, JTB is telling him something that the ref doesn't like. JTB grabs him and screams, "DO IT!" The ref shakes his head, but does what he's told. He walks up to Steve Cruise, relaying a message.
Steve Cruise: Ladies and gentlemen, as per order from the CEO and owner of Thy WWE, this match will now fall under Last Man Standing rules!
Phil Latio: He's got a death wish!
Don Chuckles: Why JTB?
Beno: The self-destructive nature of The Bastard may be getting the better of him tonight. Always wanting to up the ante, always wanting to find new lines to cross, and I'm telling you that this is a serious misplay from Joseph!
JTB starts to crawl up the ramp to safety as Blade rolls and flops out of the ring. JTB makes it to the top of the ramp. Blade follows, and they meet at the top of the ramp. JTB with a kneeling punch to the face. Then Blade counters with a kneeling punch of his own, and before we now it, it's a full blown kneeling slugfest as the crowd goes wild. They both start to peter out, though. And they both fall back, and the ref starts the ten count.
1...
2...
3...
4...
Blade starts to move!
5...
6...
Blade rolls on to his stomach, fighting, scratching, clawing to get to his feet. JTB hasn't moved.
7...
Blade is up. The ref acknowledges.
8...
JTB still hasn't moved. Bob Cena runs out on to the stage!
9...
Bob Cena grabs JTB under the arms and pulls him up to his feet, breaking the count. But, Bob then drops JTB and boots Blade in the face.
JTB struggles to stand up looking like a bloodied drunken hobo. Cena grabs Blade and lifts him up on to his shoulders. JTB yells at Cena, "FINISH HIM!" And Cena carries Blade to the edge of the stage, and drops him through a bunch of tables below with an F-U.
OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The ref starts the count.
1...
2...
3...
4...
JTB struggles to remain standing but props himself up against Cena as the two of them stare down at Blade. Blade starts to move...
5...
6...
JTB and Cena stare down in disbelief as Blade starts to pull himself out of the wreckage. The crowd is willing Blade on.
7...
8...
Blade has now pulled himself free and is struggling to get up.
9...
JTB screams "NO!" down at Blade. Blade is almost up! He falls back down!
10!
DING DING DING
Steve Cruise: Here is your winner, and... NEW Thy WWE World Heavyweight Champion.... JOEEEEEY THE BAAAAAAAASTARRRRRRD!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Winner of the Match and NEW Thy WWE Champion: Joey the Bastard
As soon as the call is made, Cena walks away, causing JTB to lose his balance and to fall down at the top of the ramp. The ref runs over with the Title, and Cena snatches it. He stands over JTB, showing JTB what he has, then drapes it on top of JTB, saying "You're welcome!" then doing a title gesture on his own waist while JTB watches on confused. Cena leaves and the ref helps JTB up as his music plays and the crowd boos. JTB smiles in a way we haven't seen him do before. He looks genuinely happy.
Phil Latio: This is a dark day in Thy WWE history!
Don Chuckles: Are you nuts? This is the best day of that man's life!
Beno: That was one hell of a match, and one the likes I have never seen before in my life. Blade tried, and tried, but the New Age proved to be too much. He fought them all off, but the damage was just too much! Both of these guys deserve a pat on the back after this amazing effort, and I'll be the first one in Gorilla to dish them out. Blade LaVigne had one hell of a run, and I don't think we'll ever see it topped, but it's The Bastard's time now, and as much as I hate to admit it, the New Age has finally arrived for real in Thy WWE!
JTB holds the title up above his head as he seems to be looking over his shoulder for some one or something that only he can see. The Bastard seems to not see what he was looking for and his smile grows wider in to a grin. The Thy WWE logo appears on the screen as the closes out with a shot of Blade LaVigne being checked on by EMTs, with JTB standing above him on top of the ramp, holding the World Title above his head for the very first time.
The cameras fade to black as the show ends.
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::Recap::
Match One: Sasha Banks Wins
Bray Wyatt/Troy Segment
Match Two: Beno over Robert Saints
JTB/KO/Cena Segment
Match Three: Triana over Kurt Orton
Match Four: Bob Cena over Garrett
Bob Cena Aftermatch Promo
Main Event: Joey the Bastard over Blade LaVigne
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