Post by Triana on Feb 1, 2016 4:18:34 GMT -5
[ I Like Being a Bad Girl! 
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] A little burnt down house in the middle of nowhere is where I was. Inside a room where there was no roof and a tarnished ashy bed holding a little doll in my hands. With a picture of Robert Garrett's face upon it. I move the doll in my hands around as I make it speak.
“Oooh look at me I am Robert Garrett! I am a big bad Hollywood man! I am gonna beat Triana, then wine and dine her because Joey doesn't have a penis!”
I take a minute and gasp putting my hand over my mouth before I would then set the doll on the bed. I wagged my finger at him.
“Now that isn't very nice Mr. Garrett. Joey is a very impressive man he took over a company and all you do is make little movies that cause places to go bankrupt. Now while you try to play Mistah Hollywood...well we all know your as fake and plastic all around like a Ken Doll so you can't be speaking mean like that about my Joey!”
I grab the doll again making him shake his little hand at me.
“No you listen here Triana, little miss sugar booty. You will know your place once I beat you tonight because I know other people are ducking me. See I am the next big thing. I am going to be a champion. I am going to be the Thy WWE Champion at some...”
At that very moment I pull a switch blade out from my cleavage and spin it around. Then I let the blade come out after a few moves and stab the doll right through the face pinning him to the ashy bed.
“You shouldn't have said that, an ego is still an ego and oh boy do you have an ego! You don't get claim to be good here and you don't get to talk down to me like your going to take me out or handle me better than Joey would. See Joey respects me far be it for your pathetic ass to believe. See while you sit back and talk about being natural the truth is the matter is your a rambling false jackass with a nice set of shades. That is all you have. You talk about earning shots and how your not FEAR. You know why I beat FEAR? I am not some dainty girl. I am a former Television and first time ever Intercontinental Champion here. You don't have the talent I have and I can beat pretty much any man in this place. You think that Joey is nothing? You think you could have beaten Vince even if it were a thing. The truth of the matter is that you couldn't have done that because you are a joke Garrett. You go by a washed up nickname as The Natural One. I mean really honey think on that. The Natural Jackass, The Natural Loser, The Natural B Rated Actor, The Natural One could mean any one of those.”
I grab the doll and make him shake as if his mouth is muffled I make noises and I just nod in understand as I lean down.
“Well yes I could lop off you head and end your suffering but to make you suffer that is oh my that is just the greatest feeling in the world for me because I like to make you suffer. You are to me as you will be in our match just something I play with until I get bored and throw it in the trash compacter to watch each and every little bit of you get broken. Something that will be squished into nothingness. That is exactly what I feel about you. Now the truth may be heart my little friend but think of the positive. You will lose to the sexiest diva that you have ever been around. There is so many women that came in and out of this company but none of them like little ol me!”
I would get up off the ashy bed as I skipped right out the burnt door entry way. I stopped there and looked back at the doll smiling and did a soft little Elmer Fudd feminine voice.
“Be vewy vewy quiet I am hunt Garretts!”
With that I left skipping from the building happy with what I had said there. I stopped outside where I was standing before a tombstone that looked fresh with the name Robert Garrett and digging the grave was a few men. I stopped and clapped while jumping up and down.
“Yay you are all digging the grave! Little Garrett the Hollywood Hack of the company has decided to come visit me on Raw. He wants to wrestle with me, he wants to try to beat me. But we know better right boys? We know that I am going to destroy him so bad he will just straight up die! And that grave is perfect for him to sleep in for eternity. Don't even need a coffin it makes it easier for all the buggies to eat at him helping him decompose!”
I let the smile and positivity of my humor fade for a minute as I became serious.
“That is just it Robert you think that you are going to get an easy match, you think that you are going to get some free easy ride to just exterminate another competitor. See your thinking is wrong. You are as people see it the cool downer of the group. You are cool by looks but the moment you open your mouth your the guy everyone wants to hit hence the cool downer. I know where you stand on this matter too, you want to prove yourself to everyone that little Garrett can still stand at attention while getting the job done. See that was funny while I am being serious because it holds true to the fact that you are not good enough. You are a babbling boy who thinks that the world should owe you something. What this world owes you and several other males on this roster deserve is a good kick swift ass kicking from reality. I am something that they all need a modern woman that is taking this company by storm. I have beaten the likes of many great men who claimed that they didn't like to hit a girl or they don't want to wrestle a woman because it isn't right. Well it is the age of equality and unlike idiots such as yourself Robert...well Joey knew this. Joey didn't pick me out of the fact I was hot that is just a bonus. I took Joey's offer on being part of the New Age because he knows that I can deliver having seen the road of my past. For awhile this beauty didn't want anything to do with the company but now my doors are opening up once again because I took initiative. I am not sitting back after the people I have beaten. I took my time I helped Joey yes I am still by his side and people bought the ploy that is the best thing of all. I'm a bitch and I am a very naughty Bitch!”
I moved as I would go to sit at the hole that was dug the guys that had done it stopped walking away as I let my feet dangle there like a little girl who would kick her feet in the water.
“This hole will be your home because let us face it no one will care where you wind up. No one already cares that you have just come back looking to find a win to some how seek redemption. You are not the guy that everyone wants. This company needs a leading female role not some second rate movie man like you. That girl is me, you see Mistah Garrett. You run your mouth like every other wannabe that wanders through the doors. Another male ego of I am this much of a bad ass, I got my shades on, you can't beat me, and I am gonna get the ladies bull shit attitude. You want the real skinny? The DL so to speak? You are last year's news, you are a second rate player in a first rate game of The New Age. I can't wait to lay you to rest you can retire and I can help with that I promise you will be nice and cozy with all the buggies that are gonna feast on you. You know you want title shots but what have you really done? Your a fabricated falsehood trying to stand in the way of femininity. I am a woman on a mission because I can beat the guys. I can play with you boys and come out looking all the better. The truth hurts and you for one need to hear it. My guy Joey is in charge regardless of what you think. You aren't in some protected circle where Vinny Mac will give you an increase in pay for taking out a New Age member. Nope you are stuck here but you are always welcome to follow Grandpa, The Nose, and Boob Job Bimbo out of the company. I mean they would be willing to have you. You could make a group somewhere else called the four forgotten freaks. You shouldn't even be worrying about everyone else because I can clearly promise you that I will handle you. I will make sure that you are left to this very spot when all is done. But look at the bright side if your little adventure of beating me doesn't take you can be buried alive if I can't legally kill you in the ring. I mean the dirt in your mouth clogging your passage ways it sounds like something that would entice me for happiness. You know I think I am getting bored with things to say to you….”
I placed my finger on my chin as I rolled my eyes up tilting my head back and forth in a childish manner before a smile came across my face.
“Oooh yeah I also was thinking back to what you said about taking me out. See that is a problem because I don't date outside of my species and you were a real pig in the way you spoke. Now while maybe the old me might have considered it the new me wants to get a bear trap and just drop it onto your privates while you are sleeping. Not just for me but for all of humanity to spare us the problem of ever giving birth to dumb asses like yourself. You are the triple threat of what women don't want that being fake, failure, and forgettable. A woman likes to be real, succeed, and remembered. That is all the things that we expect in a guy as well. I will expect whatever you call your best when we get into that ring but just know you are dealing with crazy. Crazy is as crazy does and I love being crazy. I will even bring a bat with me just in case you like it rough!”
With that I gave a wink as my feet dangled over the grave that had Robert's name on the tombstone. I was very well satisfied with myself. I pulled out another doll from a black purse I had carried. I took out another doll that had Robert's face on it. I dropped it in the hole and started laughing because I was ready and there was nothing that could ruin my mood. I was going through things again in my head knowing full well at that moment whom I was going to dismantle. A lady like me loves a chance to commit violence and I promise that to any man whom thinks they can keep a good woman down.
