Post by Triana on Nov 10, 2015 4:21:29 GMT -5
A video sits on a lone computer monitor in a dark room, pitch black. The play symbol upon a video gets clicked as the video on the screen starts to play. It looks as if a letter is being written in cursive then a voice plays over the video. The voice sounds very familiar it is none other than Triana.
“Dear Thy wwe you have been a place of cursed talent from the return of that smug Triple H, that lack luster champion Blade, the nickel and dime prostitute Demmie Mae, The talentless hack Kurt Orton, and of course my upcoming opponent Stone Cold Steve Austin. Now I know the history of Stone Cold mister stomp a mudhole and walk it dry. Miste What? What? What? Mister that's the bottom line cause Stone Cold Said So! It is the same old constant boring yack yack from him and it is the same old routine it doesn't matter how many years pass still a beer swilling redneck whom needs a tick tack for his bad breath and an opponent to revitalize his career. I guess we were supposed to have a Triple Threat but let's face it the real last time I saw Kurt Orton I kicked his ass and I don't have time for little boys who think they are still worth something when they are just trying to prove their career means something. This match if Kurt would have still been in it and pinned Stone Cold it would've been like career Viagra where he went I beat Ariana! I did it! But at the same time we all know that the one on one battles matter so here I am fighting an old dying snake that wants to prove that he can still throw down with the best the New Age has to offer. I guess I should be grateful I am fighting someone older whose tits are starting to sag and has wrinkles. In that regard I pretty much thought I would be fighting Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. But truth be told this works out just as well if I need to beat sense into Stone Cold who better than the first woman to ever hold the Intercontental Championship. Or maybe the only woman who has worn two male championship belts in this company? Now I know a lot of you were wondering why was Triana not competing? Why did she not step up and face the challenges that were given to her at times?”
With that the letter stop and we see Triana in the video smiling she seems to have her hair done up in two pig tails and a crazy look in her eyes with a little bit of makeup on.
“The reason you didn't see me is because I was not finding the company worth my time. How do you go from the top of the heap to be over looked and placed in nothingness matches. But Vince being the almighty jack ass that he is decided I know I will make one of my new enemies fight one of my old enemies and Tada we have a match. Truth be told darlings I lost interest in the company because I saw that it was fleeting when I am on the caliber of the people competing for the championship. The one belt that I haven't held yet and I don't even care about the tag team championship belts that don’t really exist anymore. But the end result is that my man at the time was going after it but now I am not seeing him in title contention instead I've been helping him go after little Vinny Mac and his lack luster roster. It is kind of sad when you own a company and realize the best talent you have is sitting in a group together that wants nothing to do with you. I mean it came to a point where they brought in someone like Triple H who is just another relic lost in time like Stone Cold Steve Austin. Don't get me wrong Stevey wevey! I know your sitting there drinking a beer and watching your Spanish soap operas wondering when little Triana is going to talk about you some more as if your relevant in this era. Now let me put it this way you are OLD you are OUTDATED you are NOTHING in this company. You are FORGOTTEN a RELIC a SHAM a JOKE and so much more. You think it means something to bob your head back and forth like your bolts aren’t in right? You think it is a think to shout STONE COLD DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE! STONE COLD IS ABOUT TO OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOOP ASS!”
In the video Triana was bobbing her head back and forth and then she just laughed maniacally for a bit. She brought out a sucker and placed it in her mouth. She pulled it out looking at it smiling.
“You are a SUCKER to have signed a contract. Everything you did in your past career means nothing this is THY WWE your past is as irrelevant. The harsh truth is that you are not the big fish now, you aren't someone people respect that person is me I've worn gold, I've kicked asses and plenty of them have been male that is how this work. Size and attitude don't mean jack shit if you can't back it up. Now you can bob your little head and go all 3:16 but the end result is that Triana 1.0 says I will make you go out like a punk bitch. I am the present, you are forgotten. This is my company a place where you don't fit in, a place where your just another name on the card. The underdog isn't me Austin, the rookie isn't me Austin, the truth is I am the known, I am a former champion, I am a woman who overcame the chains that were placed upon me. You can dream of a place where you are something that matters. Stone Cold your nothing but a drunk, you are the prime example of what America shouldn't be and I will make sure this night is one where you understand what the New Age is about and why your in way over your head. Just remember Rattlesnake you aren’t threatening here I will stab my heal through your head until you rattle no more!”
The video stops after Triana puts the sucker back in her mouth and smiles kissing the camera, then waving bye while smirking in confidence.
“Dear Thy wwe you have been a place of cursed talent from the return of that smug Triple H, that lack luster champion Blade, the nickel and dime prostitute Demmie Mae, The talentless hack Kurt Orton, and of course my upcoming opponent Stone Cold Steve Austin. Now I know the history of Stone Cold mister stomp a mudhole and walk it dry. Miste What? What? What? Mister that's the bottom line cause Stone Cold Said So! It is the same old constant boring yack yack from him and it is the same old routine it doesn't matter how many years pass still a beer swilling redneck whom needs a tick tack for his bad breath and an opponent to revitalize his career. I guess we were supposed to have a Triple Threat but let's face it the real last time I saw Kurt Orton I kicked his ass and I don't have time for little boys who think they are still worth something when they are just trying to prove their career means something. This match if Kurt would have still been in it and pinned Stone Cold it would've been like career Viagra where he went I beat Ariana! I did it! But at the same time we all know that the one on one battles matter so here I am fighting an old dying snake that wants to prove that he can still throw down with the best the New Age has to offer. I guess I should be grateful I am fighting someone older whose tits are starting to sag and has wrinkles. In that regard I pretty much thought I would be fighting Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley. But truth be told this works out just as well if I need to beat sense into Stone Cold who better than the first woman to ever hold the Intercontental Championship. Or maybe the only woman who has worn two male championship belts in this company? Now I know a lot of you were wondering why was Triana not competing? Why did she not step up and face the challenges that were given to her at times?”
With that the letter stop and we see Triana in the video smiling she seems to have her hair done up in two pig tails and a crazy look in her eyes with a little bit of makeup on.
“The reason you didn't see me is because I was not finding the company worth my time. How do you go from the top of the heap to be over looked and placed in nothingness matches. But Vince being the almighty jack ass that he is decided I know I will make one of my new enemies fight one of my old enemies and Tada we have a match. Truth be told darlings I lost interest in the company because I saw that it was fleeting when I am on the caliber of the people competing for the championship. The one belt that I haven't held yet and I don't even care about the tag team championship belts that don’t really exist anymore. But the end result is that my man at the time was going after it but now I am not seeing him in title contention instead I've been helping him go after little Vinny Mac and his lack luster roster. It is kind of sad when you own a company and realize the best talent you have is sitting in a group together that wants nothing to do with you. I mean it came to a point where they brought in someone like Triple H who is just another relic lost in time like Stone Cold Steve Austin. Don't get me wrong Stevey wevey! I know your sitting there drinking a beer and watching your Spanish soap operas wondering when little Triana is going to talk about you some more as if your relevant in this era. Now let me put it this way you are OLD you are OUTDATED you are NOTHING in this company. You are FORGOTTEN a RELIC a SHAM a JOKE and so much more. You think it means something to bob your head back and forth like your bolts aren’t in right? You think it is a think to shout STONE COLD DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE! STONE COLD IS ABOUT TO OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOOP ASS!”
In the video Triana was bobbing her head back and forth and then she just laughed maniacally for a bit. She brought out a sucker and placed it in her mouth. She pulled it out looking at it smiling.
“You are a SUCKER to have signed a contract. Everything you did in your past career means nothing this is THY WWE your past is as irrelevant. The harsh truth is that you are not the big fish now, you aren't someone people respect that person is me I've worn gold, I've kicked asses and plenty of them have been male that is how this work. Size and attitude don't mean jack shit if you can't back it up. Now you can bob your little head and go all 3:16 but the end result is that Triana 1.0 says I will make you go out like a punk bitch. I am the present, you are forgotten. This is my company a place where you don't fit in, a place where your just another name on the card. The underdog isn't me Austin, the rookie isn't me Austin, the truth is I am the known, I am a former champion, I am a woman who overcame the chains that were placed upon me. You can dream of a place where you are something that matters. Stone Cold your nothing but a drunk, you are the prime example of what America shouldn't be and I will make sure this night is one where you understand what the New Age is about and why your in way over your head. Just remember Rattlesnake you aren’t threatening here I will stab my heal through your head until you rattle no more!”
The video stops after Triana puts the sucker back in her mouth and smiles kissing the camera, then waving bye while smirking in confidence.
