Post by Stone Cold Steve Austin on Oct 14, 2015 13:06:43 GMT -5
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_____We are backstage in the dressing room of one "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, he is sitting on a random chair minding his own. When the Thy WWE boss, Mr McMahon walks in____
Vince McMahon:
Thank you, I want to thank you for helping me out with my occuring problem with the new age. Without you, it could have been all different... Without the texas rattlesnake coming down and doing what he does best, then maybe something else could have happened.
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin:
Cut the crap Vince, you know as well as everyone else that I didn't do it for you nor Triple H nor your family. I done it because I can, I done it because I could and I done it because I am Stone Cold Steve Austin and I do what I want, when I want. I couldn't give a rat's ass about this whole New Age crap, I seen it and done it...
Vince McMahon:
I am giving you the thank you after all these years, this is how you repay me. Dammit Austin, you will never change.
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin:
Do ya really think Stone Cold is gon change for someone like you, ya dumb sum'bitch. I not gon change for no one, I am still gon go round doing the hell I want... Remember, DTA. Don't Trust Anyone, heck Ol'Stone Cold could go one better and say Don't Trust Austin...
_____Vince raises an eyebrow, with a disdain look. What could Austin mean____
Vince McMahon:
What are you saying, are you saying that you could be with the New Age. Are you saying you are going to be with Thy WWE, tell me dammit...
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin:
What I'm saying ya dumb bastard, is that ya gon have to watch every move I make. Cause ya never know when I'm gon strike
_____Vince is looking quite shocked, as to why Stone Cold is all of a sudden being like this. Especially after helping him out with The New Age____
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin:
What'cha staring at, don't think Ol'Stone Cold is gon go all soft. We all know I do what I can for me, I guess certain people were in the way ya know. Ya can look all shocked as much as you want, I not gon shake ya hand and be all nice with ya...
_____Vince is almost open jawed, he is not certain as to why this is all happening____
Vince McMahon:
Well, lets see what happens when I book you in a match on your return against Troy Motor. Remember Austin, he is apart of the New Age... So he will probably want revenge, don't come crawling to me after when you realise no one came out and helped you.
_____Stone Cold laughs, he really does have that belly laugh from deep inside. He looks at Vince after a few minutes all serious___
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin:
You are booking Ol'Stone Cold in a match against sum meely mouthed sum'bitch called Troy Motor, someone who you pretty much hate just cause he is team New Age. Seriously son, ya clutching at straws here aint'cha... Don't worry, Ol'Stone Cold will accept.
_____Vince smiles___
Vince McMahon:
You have no choice in accepting, the match is booked and made. Good luck, Stone Cold Steve Austin... You could potentially need it
_____Vince then exits the dressing room, just as Stone Cold is bout to relac again. Considering he didn't actually leave his chair, Borris Troy walks in___
Borris Troy:
'Stone Cold' can I have a few words please
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin:
Just when I got rid of one sum'bitch, another walks right in. Is there like a damn factory line of these somewhere, they pop up like there is no tomorrow... Fine son, what'cha got say.
Borris Troy:
Stone Cold, I just need to ask what that was about with Mr McMahon. Everyone heard it
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin:
Dont'cha worry son, me and Vinny go back ya know. He gets on my nerves, I whoop his sorry lil ass... As for what'cha heard, yeah Ol'Stone Cold came here to do what he wants and when he wants. No sorry sum'bitch is gon stop me, get it... Remember, my name is 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin and I can do what I want, when I want. I was sat at home, watching this crap with this New Age and Thy WWE thing going on... And Stone Cold got to thinking, why not come back and whoop everyone's ass and walk them dry. Do what Stone Cold does best and that's raise hell, then drink beer... Just Cause Stone Cold hasn't been here for a damn while, don't mean I not been watching. EH! EH! Stone Cold been watching every damn thing that been going on...
Borris Troy:
So, why come back and help Vince out. Why help Thy WWE out against The New Age, what made you decide to help Vince out...
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin:
Why did I help Vince out, well because I wanted to come out and whoop someone's ass. Just to let'cha know son, even if it was Triple H in the damn way... I would have cracked the damned chair over his head, without hesitation. I couldn't give a damn if any Thy WWE member was there in the way, if I swing that chair and it connects with someone's skull... It not gon be Ol'Stone Cold's fault now is it. when he gets in that zone, he is gon swing no matter what. So ya see, I didn't really help Vince out... I just came back because Stone Cold was bored sitting at home drinking beer's, so i'm here now and ready to get back to whooping ass.
Borris Troy:
Talking about "whooping ass" You are facing "The Mercenary" Troy Motor, in your return match since the battle royal.
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin:
"The Mercenary" The hell is wrong with people these damn days, heck son; I am more of a mercenary than Troy Motor is, are people trying to sound as tough as they can be lil'nicknames. Yeah, they call me "Stone Cold" But that is because I am "Stone Cold" I am gon whoop any sorry lil'ass who steps in my damn way... Which starts with you Troy, do ya think ya clever in being with The New Age? Do ya think ya better than Stone Cold? Do ya think ya more of a wrestler than Ol'Stone Cold? Do ya think ya gon beat Stone Cold come Raw? EH! EH! It ain't gon happen son, if ya like it or not... Stone Cold is gon go to that damned ring and he is gon open all cans of whoop ass on ya and then proceed to walk it dry, Stone Cold is back and raring to go. It time to start causing all kinds of hell raising, ya just should be lucky it wasn't you on the end of the chair...
Borris Troy:
If I could just cut in quickly, are you not afraid of The New Age?
_____Austin looks at Borris with a serious look on his face, a look to say "Did you really just interrupt me___
'Stone Cold' Steve Austin:
Number One, dont'cha ever interrupt Stone Cold when he is talking and in full swing. Ya dumb sum'bitch and second, do ya really think I'm afraid of this whole New Age crap... Ya dumber then I thought, I couldn't give a rats ass if he brings them all down to the ring; Heck, he could bring a damn swat team. There isn't anything and anyone that is gon stop Ol'Stone Cold from whooping his sorry lil ass all over the damn ring, I'm gon be stomping mudholes left, right and damn center and walking them dry... So ya see, I am not afraid of The New Age. Heck, I beg him to bring them with him... He be regretting it, when I lay them all out with a Stunner here and a Stunner there. I'm gon put this whole New Age and Thy wwe feud to bed, by myself... Even if I have to whoop Thy's superstars asses too, because we are gon get passed this knowing that Stone Cold single handedly whooped the entire Thy's superstars asses. Heck, I even invite Vince himself down to the ring to watch it all unfold...
Ya see Troy, it doesn't matter if ya good or not. Because Stone Cold is better, ya think ya clever dont'cha? Bet'cha think ya more smarter than Ol'Stone Cold? Dont'cha, with ya lil back up. I bet'cha gon plan an ambush on Stone Cold? Do ya think i'm afraid? Do ya think i'm worried? Do ya think I'm gon back out? EH! EH! Ol'Stone Cold is spoiling for a damn fight son and I am gon make sure ya remember the return of Stone Cold Steve Austin inside that damned squared circle, bet'cha laughing! Thinking I am passed it! Think ya gon have a walk in the park? Dont'cha! Well son, ya gon get proved wrong when I come at'cha and stun ya ass not once, not twice, heck not even three times; But i'm gon stun ya four times, that's a damn promise son. So, come Raw and when ya look across the ring and looking in to my beedy lil eyes. I am gon come go all guns blazing, as soon as that bell rings it's gon be over, as quick as that... So, to settle this once and for all. Stone Cold Steve Austin is gon go to that damned ring, whoop his sorry lil ass and walk that sum'bitch dry... Proceed to stun him four times and then after the bell tolls i'm gon whoop the New Ages ass, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE WHY? Cause Stone Cold said so....
_____With that being said, Austin walks out his own dressing room leaving Borris there standing alone. As Austin heads to the ring, the scene fades out___
