Post by Vince McMahon on Sept 7, 2015 20:39:26 GMT -5
Thy WWE Presents
RAW 149
Live from American Airlines Arena Miami, FL
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Dark Match: Matt Sydal vs Jon Moxley
The match didn't last long, we saw Matt Sydal try and use his speed against the more, experienced Jon Moxley but it wasn't enough as Moxley pulled away with the victory after hitting his finisher and ending the match within 4 minutes and 47 seconds!
Winner: Jon Moxley
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Match One: Troy Motor and Bob Cena vs Demmie Mae and Zak Shields
Unorthodox' by Wretch 32 feat. Example blasts around the arena as the fans erupt with boos for PoT.
Bob Cena emerges from behind the curtain with his arms held out and his back turned to the fans, who are lobbing obscenities at him. Cena is wearing a red zipped up hoodie with "Cena" on the back of it, along with a pair of camo shorts.
Beside him walks his friend Crack, who is wearing a black Operation Fuck Up shirt with a pair of grey Canterbury sweats. Cena high fives Crack and turns around to face the fans in attendance, as the booing increases.
Steve Cruise:
Introducing from Belfast, Ireland. Weighing in at 230 pounds, the Intercontinental Champion, the 'Professor of Thuganomics'.............BOB.........CEEEEEEEEENNNNNNAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
The duo walk down the ramp as the fans throw things at them. Cena stops at the bottom of the ramp and looks around at the fans in attendance, dropping to his knees. He looks to the ground and smiles before looking up and shouting out "BEST IN THE WORLD!" Cena gets to his feet, takes off hoodie and throws it towards Crack.
Following this, he runs and slides under the bottom rope into the ring. His theme song fades. Crack stands at ringside as Cena walks to his corner, awaiting his opponents arrival.
Rule Britannia blares over the arena and the fans go wild.
Zak steps out into the arena with the InterNational Championship over his shoulder and Sophie right behind him. The fans scream louder. He goes to each side of the ramp and holds his arms up to the fans. He walks to the middle of the ramp and he points to the ring.
Steve Cruise - "Ladies and Gentlemen, Being accompanied to the ring by Sophie Dumas, introducing from Leeds, England. Zak Shields!"
With that Zak walks to the ring with Sophie on his free arm. They get to the ring and Zak slides under the bottom rope and he runs to the far corner and he jumps onto the middle rope and he takes the IN title above his head he then jumps down and he hands the title to the Ref. Sophie climbs onto the outside and they share a kiss as the music dies down.
As the fans a quiet music is heard as Deal With Me by Jessi Jae Joplin And The Ruckus comes over the PA system cutting out all sound as a video begins to play.
At which point in the annoyance of the fans Ms Mae steps out from behind the curtain smirking, her eyes as devilish as ever and her smirk as sinister as possible. Demmie walks down the ramp stopping at the bottom before turning her nose up at the crowd. Upon entering the ring she poses on the far right hand top turnbuckle before jumping down. As the announcer brings the mic to his lips it is snatched by Demmie and she introduces herself.
Ms Mae:
Anunciado desde Rusia, la actual reina de la oscuridad! La perra más malo de tu! Con un peso de ciento once libras, ella es la mujer más visto en la televisión! señoritaaaaaaaaa Demmie Mae!
(Billed from Russia, the reigning queen of darkness! The baddest bitch of thy! Weighing in at one hundred and eleven pounds, she is the most watched woman on television! Miss Demmie Mae)
Demmie then drops the mic and waits for the match to begin.
"Flesh into Gear" by CKY echoes throughout the arena, and boos are rained down upon the superstar.
Troy walks from the back, his face stretched with a cocky smile.
He walks down the ramp, occasionally interacting with the fans. He gets to the ring, and stands at the apron for a second to look around the arena. He slides in, stands up, and hits the turnbuckle, doing a pose and flipping off some fans. He gets back down, and awaits his opponent.
Ding Ding Ding!
The match begins with all 4 competitors staring each other down & trash talking insults back and forth, Troy being the hothead that he is just fires the first punch to Zak which causes Demmi & Bob to head over to their corner while the two men brawl with each other in the center.
Phil Latio: After doing battle last week over the Thy WWE IN Title, Zak Shields and Demmie Mae must put there differences aside to face the common threat of the New Age.
Zak nails Troy in the gut repeatedly with a lot of anger building behind the hits, Troy rakes him in the eyes and whips him into the corner before hitting straight jabs into the gut of Zak with power, Troy tags in Cena and takes over the job by hitting a few snap suplexes back to back.
Don Chuckles: Bob Cena has stated that he wants Zak's InterNational Championship, and Troy Motor has been tearing it up in recent weeks Phil!
Cena throws up the finger to Demmi as she tries to hold all her anger in, he follows up on his attack by hitting a dropkick to the jaw of Shields. Cena taunts for a second before hitting a shoulder block that sends Zak back to the ground.
Bob drags Zak back to Troy but it's blocked by Zak's sheer desire not to quit, he hits Bob with a big boot into his own corner long enough to tag in Demmi Mae.
Don Chuckles: Also, can Troy keep his winning streak going, and can Bob Cena bounce back after a loss last week by cementing himself in to the title picture? Questions to think about during this match Phil!
Phil Latio: The result of this match could have a huge impact on the IN Title landscape, but can Zak and Demmie work together? Or is the gold too big of a wedge between the two?
Demmi comes in blazing with sidekicks to the ribs of Troy Motor who got tagged in after being stunned by Zak's boot to the jaw, Demmi throws Troy out of the ring and follows up with a very devastating suicide dive which causes both combatants to be knocked out for a minute, Bob hits an FU on the outside to Demmi Mae following her move, he throws Troy back into the ring to save time and space.
Demmi crawls back into the ring. Troy covers Demmie.
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KICKOUT!
Phil Latio: That was a close one!
Troy gets to his feet and begins to catch his breath, Demmie begins to crawl towards Zak and before Troy can stop her, she tags in Zak who comes firing with big boots to the skull of Troy Motor repeatedly, however behind the eyes of the referee's back aided with the distraction of Bob Cena, The Mercenary hits a low blow to the International Champion before going for the cover!
Don Chuckles: What a dirty move by New Age!
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Phil Latio: Troy won the match for Cena and himself!
Bob Cena enters the ring, looking disappointed but excited for Troy, has he grabs Troy's arm and raises both Troy's and his own arm as the crowd begins to boo.
Don Chuckles: I wonder if Bob Cena wanted to be the one to pin Shields! This sure does look good for Troy Motor!
Winners of the Match: Troy Motor & Bob Cena
The show goes to commercial break.
COMMERCIAL BREAK!
Phil Latio: And we are back! I know Troy and Cena won with a low blow but it's nice to see Troy Motor pile up some wins!
Don Chuckles: It won't last long Phil! Trust me on that. Troy hasn't done much yet! Still has a lot to prove.
Phil Latio: Oh I know but he's creating himself a nice resume so far!
RAW 149
Live from American Airlines Arena Miami, FL
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Dark Match: Matt Sydal vs Jon Moxley
The match didn't last long, we saw Matt Sydal try and use his speed against the more, experienced Jon Moxley but it wasn't enough as Moxley pulled away with the victory after hitting his finisher and ending the match within 4 minutes and 47 seconds!
Winner: Jon Moxley
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Match One: Troy Motor and Bob Cena vs Demmie Mae and Zak Shields
Unorthodox' by Wretch 32 feat. Example blasts around the arena as the fans erupt with boos for PoT.
Bob Cena emerges from behind the curtain with his arms held out and his back turned to the fans, who are lobbing obscenities at him. Cena is wearing a red zipped up hoodie with "Cena" on the back of it, along with a pair of camo shorts.
Beside him walks his friend Crack, who is wearing a black Operation Fuck Up shirt with a pair of grey Canterbury sweats. Cena high fives Crack and turns around to face the fans in attendance, as the booing increases.
Steve Cruise:
Introducing from Belfast, Ireland. Weighing in at 230 pounds, the Intercontinental Champion, the 'Professor of Thuganomics'.............BOB.........CEEEEEEEEENNNNNNAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
The duo walk down the ramp as the fans throw things at them. Cena stops at the bottom of the ramp and looks around at the fans in attendance, dropping to his knees. He looks to the ground and smiles before looking up and shouting out "BEST IN THE WORLD!" Cena gets to his feet, takes off hoodie and throws it towards Crack.
Following this, he runs and slides under the bottom rope into the ring. His theme song fades. Crack stands at ringside as Cena walks to his corner, awaiting his opponents arrival.
Rule Britannia blares over the arena and the fans go wild.
Zak steps out into the arena with the InterNational Championship over his shoulder and Sophie right behind him. The fans scream louder. He goes to each side of the ramp and holds his arms up to the fans. He walks to the middle of the ramp and he points to the ring.
Steve Cruise - "Ladies and Gentlemen, Being accompanied to the ring by Sophie Dumas, introducing from Leeds, England. Zak Shields!"
With that Zak walks to the ring with Sophie on his free arm. They get to the ring and Zak slides under the bottom rope and he runs to the far corner and he jumps onto the middle rope and he takes the IN title above his head he then jumps down and he hands the title to the Ref. Sophie climbs onto the outside and they share a kiss as the music dies down.
As the fans a quiet music is heard as Deal With Me by Jessi Jae Joplin And The Ruckus comes over the PA system cutting out all sound as a video begins to play.
At which point in the annoyance of the fans Ms Mae steps out from behind the curtain smirking, her eyes as devilish as ever and her smirk as sinister as possible. Demmie walks down the ramp stopping at the bottom before turning her nose up at the crowd. Upon entering the ring she poses on the far right hand top turnbuckle before jumping down. As the announcer brings the mic to his lips it is snatched by Demmie and she introduces herself.
Ms Mae:
Anunciado desde Rusia, la actual reina de la oscuridad! La perra más malo de tu! Con un peso de ciento once libras, ella es la mujer más visto en la televisión! señoritaaaaaaaaa Demmie Mae!
(Billed from Russia, the reigning queen of darkness! The baddest bitch of thy! Weighing in at one hundred and eleven pounds, she is the most watched woman on television! Miss Demmie Mae)
Demmie then drops the mic and waits for the match to begin.
"Flesh into Gear" by CKY echoes throughout the arena, and boos are rained down upon the superstar.
Troy walks from the back, his face stretched with a cocky smile.
He walks down the ramp, occasionally interacting with the fans. He gets to the ring, and stands at the apron for a second to look around the arena. He slides in, stands up, and hits the turnbuckle, doing a pose and flipping off some fans. He gets back down, and awaits his opponent.
Ding Ding Ding!
The match begins with all 4 competitors staring each other down & trash talking insults back and forth, Troy being the hothead that he is just fires the first punch to Zak which causes Demmi & Bob to head over to their corner while the two men brawl with each other in the center.
Phil Latio: After doing battle last week over the Thy WWE IN Title, Zak Shields and Demmie Mae must put there differences aside to face the common threat of the New Age.
Zak nails Troy in the gut repeatedly with a lot of anger building behind the hits, Troy rakes him in the eyes and whips him into the corner before hitting straight jabs into the gut of Zak with power, Troy tags in Cena and takes over the job by hitting a few snap suplexes back to back.
Don Chuckles: Bob Cena has stated that he wants Zak's InterNational Championship, and Troy Motor has been tearing it up in recent weeks Phil!
Cena throws up the finger to Demmi as she tries to hold all her anger in, he follows up on his attack by hitting a dropkick to the jaw of Shields. Cena taunts for a second before hitting a shoulder block that sends Zak back to the ground.
Bob drags Zak back to Troy but it's blocked by Zak's sheer desire not to quit, he hits Bob with a big boot into his own corner long enough to tag in Demmi Mae.
Don Chuckles: Also, can Troy keep his winning streak going, and can Bob Cena bounce back after a loss last week by cementing himself in to the title picture? Questions to think about during this match Phil!
Phil Latio: The result of this match could have a huge impact on the IN Title landscape, but can Zak and Demmie work together? Or is the gold too big of a wedge between the two?
Demmi comes in blazing with sidekicks to the ribs of Troy Motor who got tagged in after being stunned by Zak's boot to the jaw, Demmi throws Troy out of the ring and follows up with a very devastating suicide dive which causes both combatants to be knocked out for a minute, Bob hits an FU on the outside to Demmi Mae following her move, he throws Troy back into the ring to save time and space.
Demmi crawls back into the ring. Troy covers Demmie.
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KICKOUT!
Phil Latio: That was a close one!
Troy gets to his feet and begins to catch his breath, Demmie begins to crawl towards Zak and before Troy can stop her, she tags in Zak who comes firing with big boots to the skull of Troy Motor repeatedly, however behind the eyes of the referee's back aided with the distraction of Bob Cena, The Mercenary hits a low blow to the International Champion before going for the cover!
Don Chuckles: What a dirty move by New Age!
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Phil Latio: Troy won the match for Cena and himself!
Bob Cena enters the ring, looking disappointed but excited for Troy, has he grabs Troy's arm and raises both Troy's and his own arm as the crowd begins to boo.
Don Chuckles: I wonder if Bob Cena wanted to be the one to pin Shields! This sure does look good for Troy Motor!
Winners of the Match: Troy Motor & Bob Cena
The show goes to commercial break.
COMMERCIAL BREAK!
Phil Latio: And we are back! I know Troy and Cena won with a low blow but it's nice to see Troy Motor pile up some wins!
Don Chuckles: It won't last long Phil! Trust me on that. Troy hasn't done much yet! Still has a lot to prove.
Phil Latio: Oh I know but he's creating himself a nice resume so far!
Match Two: HardKore Comley vs Robert Garrett
Hardcore Rules
Hardcore Rules
Phil Latio: Up next we have some hardcore action when HardKore Comley tries to finally get his hands on The Natural One Robert Garrett.
Don Chuckles: You mean The Star gets his hands on Hardcore Comley, don't you, Latio?
Phil Latio: Well, Robert Garrett as been fleeing the scene so to speak every time Comley shows up.
Don Chuckles: Robert Garrett is just picking his spot, Latio. He said it himself. He's not scared of Hardcore Comley in the slightest. The Natural One is great at everything he does. Sure, he has never been in this type of fight, because let's be honest, this won't be a wrestling match. This is going to be a fight. But, Robert Garrett will rise to the occasion. Everybody says that he's the underdog, but whoever said that is an idiot. The Star is going to shock the world and not only will he prove me right, he'll prove to himself what he knew all a long.
Phil Latio: If HardKore Comley gets a hold of Garrett, this match is as good as over. Comley has the advantage in almost every category. He's got the strength advantage. He's got the height, and the reach advantage. HardKore Comley thrives in this type of atmosphere being a Hardcore Match. That's Comley's match, Don!
Don Chuckles: He doesn't have the quickness advantage, Latio. If there is any percentage of the odds that favor Robert Garrett, he will come out on top any night of the week. Hell, even if the guy has zero odds of winning, he'd still come out on top. That's just how natural The Natural One is!
The crowd in Miami, Florida greet Comley with a loud but mixed reaction. Comley walks out from the back holding his "best friend", LUCKY! the chair which is wrapped in barbed wire and razor wire, and is covered in broken shards of glass.
Phil Latio: There's that weapon of mass destruction Comley calls LUCKY! That tool designed for pain and suffering!
Don Chuckles: Robert Garrett needs to stay far, far away from that thing. Hardkore Comley is a HardKore Freak, and is willing to do any and everything to not only win the match, but to hurt his opponent. the man is a sick and twisted monster, and I feel that he has no business in Thy WWE. With a man like that on the roster, your other employees are going to suffer a lot of injuries. Your top guys are going to be out of action more than usual! But, don't worry! The Natural One is a top guy, and he'll put a stop to HardKore Comley's quest for ultimate pain and suffering right here tonight!
Comley starts to make his way down the ramp, when all of a sudden, a fraction of the crowd start to cheer as Robert Garrett runs out from the back carrying a metal garbage can full of weapons. Garrett isn't wearing his usual attire. He dressed for the occasion wearing a Natural One sleeveless t-shirt, cut off jean shorts, and pair of boots. Garrett runs and smashes the garbage can over the back of Comley, sending the various weapons flying out of the can.
Phil Latio: A sneak attack from Garrett to start the match off! This may be the best strategy!
Don Chuckles: But he has to stay on top of Comley!
Garrett also receives a loud, but loud reaction as he slams the can across the back of Comley again. Comley turns, looking angry and Garrett dents the can over Comley's skull. Inside the ring, the ref calls for the bell...
*DING DING DING*
Garrett with another can shot to the head and Comley goes down on one knee at the bottom of the ramp. Garrett winds up big time and destroys Comley with another shot to the head from the metal garbage can. Comley keels over on to his back. Garrett turns and grabs a kendo stick from the area where the rest of the weapons were strewn about and turns around. Comley sits up like The Undertaker and Garrett cracks him in the chest with the kendo stick. Comley winces in pain but smiles a little bit. Garrett cracks him in the chest again and Comley winces, smiling again. Garrett then cracks Comley across the forehead with the cane, splintering it in the process and to OOOHHHHs from the crowd. Comley goes back down. But he sits right back up! Garrett runs to flat foot Comley in the face, but Comley catches his foot.
Phil Latio: Uh oh! Well, that's the end of that, folks!
Don Chuckles: Get out of there, Garrett!
Comley Has hold of Garrett's foot while laughing like a mad man, but Garrett doesn't panic. Instead he connects with an enziguri to a sitting Comley with a loud SMACK! Comley back down. Garrett walks over and grabs a hockey stick with a Florida Panthers flag on it which gets a pop from the crowd. Comley sits back up, and quickly gets to his feet while he has a chance. He stumbles a little and Garrett drives the butt end of the stick in to Comley's throat. Comley clutches his throat as he turns away and falls to his knees. Garrett raies the stick above his head then snaps it over the back of Comley's neck and shoulders. Garrett still has the half of the stick that has the flag on it. He looks at the flag than spits on it sending the crowd in a frenzy of boos before tossing the busted hockey stick aside. Garrett picks up Comley and rolls him in to the ring. Then Garrett grabs the dented garbage can and tosses it in to the ring. Garrett also grabs a few cookie sheets from the strewn about clutter on the ramp and tosses them inside as well. Garrett is about to roll in to the ring when he spots LUCKY! Garrett looks at it, shrugs and grabs it as the crowd start to chant "YOU SUCK!" at Garrett.
Phil Latio: He had the crowd on his side, Don, but you just don't mess with a home team.
Don Chuckles: These fans are idiots, Latio! Robert Garrett has Comley on the ropes. It's only a matter of time before the Star puts this one to bed. With ease I might add.
Garrett slides LUCKY! inside the ring then enters the ring himself while jaw-jacking with the crowd. Garrett grabs a cookie sheet and readies himself, poised to strike. Comley sits up and Garrett cracks him in the face with the cookie sheet. Garrett readies himself again, and Comley sits up, met by another hard cookie sheet to the face from Garrett. Garrett looks at the damage done to the cookie sheet and tosses it out of the ring. He grabs the other cookie sheet and readies himself. Comley sits up and Garrett with another hard crack to the face from a cookie sheet. Garrett tosses the sheet out and goes for a cover...
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Phil Latio: After all those shots to the skull, Comley kicks out at one!?
Don Chuckles: That's messed up, Latio.
Garrett shakes his head in disbelief. The fans are starting to get behind Comley a little bit now. Garrett sets up in the corner, gesturing for Comley to get up. Comley does, and Garrett charges, connecting with a spear that he calls the Arcane Arrow. But, Garrett isn't done. He pulls Comley back up, hooks his arms, and drops Comley head first on to the garbage can with a double underhook DDT.
Phil Latio: True Beauty from Robert Garrett!
Don Chuckles: There's the cover!
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The crowd gasps and Garrett is in shock as he looks down at Comley who laughs in his face.
Phil Latio: He barely even got a two-count after that brutal DDT on to the trash can!
Don Chuckles: Change of plans, Natural One. Just get the hell out of there!
Garrett argues with the ref for a second.
Phil Latio: Robert Garrett doesn't know what to do to keep Comley down!
Don Chuckles: Hold on, now... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Garrett looks down almost in a trance at LUCKY! the hardcore chair. He reaches down and picks it up.
Don Chuckles: YES! You are thinking what I'm thinking! Brilliant!
Phil Latio: Garrett is looking to give HardKore Comley a taste of his own medicine with that chair sent straight up from the depths of Hell!
Don Chuckles: Holy crap, Latio. Over-dramatic much?
The look of trance on Garrett soon morphs in to a look of rage as he slams the chair down on the mat, almost like a batter waiting for the perfect pitch to knock out of the park.
Don Chuckles: Can you imagine what it would do to Comley's sick and twisted psyche if Robert Garrett finished him off with his own tool of terror?
Phil Latio: We're about to find out, Don! OH NO!
Garrett swins the chair, but at the least second, Comley gets a boot up in to the chair which sends the chair back in to the face of Robert Garrett. Garrett drops the chair and stumbles back. Comley picks up the chair as the crowd roar. Garrett turns and Comley hits him in the head a brutal chair shot with the chair wrapped in barbed wire, razor wire, and covered with shards of broken glass.
Phil Latio: Oh my God, that's sickening!
Don Chuckles: AHH! Natural One, no!
The crowd roar at the chair shot and Garrett's face is instantly covered in a crimson mask.
Phil Latio: Robert Garrett is busted wide open after that wicked chair shot, and Comley's not done!
Don Chuckles: His face! Garrett's face! He'll ruin it! Somebody get out here and stop this!
Comley looks down at Garrett. Comley starts to laugh again as he gives LUCKY! a kiss then places it over an out of it Garrett's face. Comley bounces off the ropes and then drops a huge leg drop on to the chair which is on Garrett's face. Garrett rolls around the ring in tremendous pain.
Phil Latio: This just got real, ladies and gentlemen. You may want to put the kids to bed right now!
Comley grabs Garrett by the throat and drags him up. Blood is pouring out of multiple wounds on Garrett's face. Comley lifts Garrett up and chokeslams him right on to the deadly steel chair. Garrett's back contorts as we see the chair is to his back. Comley covers...
Phil Latio: Thank God, it's over! What a devastatingly painful move!
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The crowd gasp again. Garrett is crumpled on the mat as Comley looks down at him, confused.
Phil Latio: How in the hell did Garrett kick out after that?
Don Chuckles: I don't know what he's thinking. He's just prolonging the pain, Latio!
Comley gets to his feet and pulls Garrett up with the chair still stuck in his back. Comley lifts Garrett up and drops him with a sidewalk slam on to the chair and covers.
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Phil Latio: I can't believe what I'm seeing!
Don Chuckles: This is only going to make matters worse! HardKore Comley looks pissed right off!
Indeed, Comley is pissed off! He starts choking Garrett and screaming in his face, "STAY DOWN!" The ref tries to make him stop, but there's nothing he can really do. Comley stands up and signals for the Tombstone piledriver.
Phil Latio: Well, if this doesn't end it, nothing will!
Don Chuckles: Good bye, Robert Garrett. It was fun while it lasted.
Comley picks up Garrett and hoists him up on to his shoulders. Garrett starts to wiggle his body like crazy, causing Comley to stumble back a bit. Comley stumbles to the ropes and Garrett slides off behind Comley and on to the apron and in one fluid motion pulls Comley by the head, draping him backwards across the top rope. Garrett slides back in the ring and Comley is dazed. Garrett grabs him from behind, lifts him up for a back suplex, and transitions it in to a reverse diamond cutter.
Phil Latio: Natural Selection from The Natural One!
Don Chuckles: Cover him, Garrett! Cover him now!
But Garrett used up too much of what little energy he had left. Both men lay motionless in the ring.
Phil Latio: Neither one of these men will stay down! Robert Garrett is a bloody mess, and HardKore Comley is like Jason Vorhees in pursuit of his next victim!
Don Chuckles: Garrett wants to show the world that he can get as hardcore as the best of them!
Phil Latio: But just moments ago you were saying "goodbye, Garrett".
Don Chuckles: What? I never said that! Get your ears checked, Latio!
All of a sudden, Robert Garrett kips up! The crowd roars as Garrett is getting hyped up. Garrett grabs the trash can and starts to shake it, trying to get something out. But the can is too dented, so he has to hammer out the sides from inside. After a few hits, the Money in the Bank briefcase falls out on to the mat.
Phil Latio: It's covered with barbed wire! The Money in the Bank briefcase is wrapped in barbed wire!
Don Chuckles: NICE! Finish him, Natural One!
The crowd is buzzing as Garrett waits for Comley to get up. he does, and Garrett flies full speed at Comley, knocking him square in the temple with the briefcase as the crowd OHHHs. But Comley immediately sits up! His face is also now covered with blood. Garrett shakes is head in denial as Comley sits there, staring up him covered with blood and laughing. Garrett smacks Comley in the face with the case again and starts to unwrap the barbed wire from around the case.
Phil Latio: What the hell is he doing? He's making that weapon weaker by removing that wire!
Don Chuckles: he knows what he's doing, Latio. Shut your mouth and take notes!
Garrett circles Comley and Comley sits up again. As soon as Comley sits up, Garrett starts to wrap the barbed wire around Comley's neck.
Phil Latio: Oh no! This is sick!
Don Chuckles: You have to be sick to beat a man like HardKore Comley! You have to go places where you never thought you could, and Robert Garrett is doing that right before our very eyes!
Garrett continues to wrap the wire around Comley's neck as Comley starts to panic. Garrett then grabs Comley and locks him in to the Star Power guillotine choke-hold. Comley's arms are flailing about as the barbs dig in to his neck and throat. Blood gushing from each and every puncture wound. Garrett squeezes and starts to bellow like a barbarian as Comley's movements start to get slower. Garrett starts to wrench on it and a little blood squirts on to the mat and the crowd groans about that. Comley stops moving. The ref checks on him and decides to call for the bell.
*DING DING DING*
Don Chuckles: WHAT?
Steve Cruise: Here is your winner... The Natural One... Robert GAAAARRRRRRRETT!
Garrett's music hits as he tries to get to his feet and falls. The ref grabs his hand and raises it, letting the world know that Robert Garrett has done the unthinkable.
WINNER OF THE MATCH: Robert Garrett
WINNER OF THE MATCH: Robert Garrett
Phil Latio: What a sickening display we just witnessed. I never would have told you that Robert Garrett would have his hand raised in victory tonight. Both men are a complete mess. The mat is soaked in blood. Robert Garrett had to choke the life out of Comley with barbed wire to get the victory. It wasn't a pinfall, and Comley never tapped out, but the referee made the right decision in stopping this match.
Don Chuckles: A win is a win, Latio. And Robert Garrett beat HardKore Comley at his own game tonight! It just comes naturally to The Natural One!
Robert Garrett is up now, holding himself up with the ropes. A lot of the crowd have started to cheer him after what he went through, but most of them boo. They boo even louder as Garrett grabs the Money in the Bank briefcase and holds it high above his head. Then he opens it up? Garrett pulls out a head shot of himself from inside the case. he walks over to Comley who is still out. Robert Garrett then wipes some blood from his face the smears it on the head shot before dropping it on HardKore Comley's chest. Garrett then gets up on the second rope, taunting the crowd with a scowl on his face as the show cuts to commercial.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Match Three: Blade LaVigne (c) vs FEAR
Non Title
"Bleed for Me" by Saliva plays from the PA system. The Thy WWE Champion, Blade LaVigne hesitates for a moment before walking into view.
He cocks a smirk and walks onto the stage. With his hands on his hips, Blade scans the arena, taking it all in. Blade makes his way down the ramp, high fiving the fans on his down. He reaches the bottom of the ramp and looks up at the ring, gearing himself up for the historical match that is about to take place.
Steve Cruise: This next match is for one fall......First coming down to the ring, weighing in at 220lbs.........He is the current, Thy WWE Champion............BLAAAAAAAAAAAADE LAAAAAAAAVIGNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Suddenly, Zak Shields runs up behind Blade and cracks him with a steel chair directly to the upper back.
Phil Latio: Ah!!! what the hell is this!?!
Blade stumbles. shock running through his body after having the wind knocked out of him. He hits the ground with his hand outstretched, the championship belt flying off his shoulder and onto the concrete.
Zak comes in with a second strike, hard and fast into Blade's side, before finishing with a third heavy shot to an overwhelmed Blade.
Don Chuckles: This is uncalled for Phil! Blade has a match to compete in! Zak Shields will regret attacking the champion!
Mission Statement by Stone Sour begins to play off of the PA system as the crowd pops in excitement to see how FEAR will react to this situation.
It takes a second or two but FEAR comes running down the ramp, a long, rusty pipe in his right hand. He sprints until just out of reach of Zak's swing.
Phil Latio: FEAR, Blade's opponent tonight has come to the rescue!?
Zak Shields laughs at FEAR and shrugs him off, warning him "Step any closer and I'll have you too". The masked FEAR allows his stance to appear non-aggressive. He points at himself, then at the pipe and lastly at Blade. The crowd begin to boo, slowly understanding that this is a very unfortunate situation for the Thy WWE champion.
Don Chuckles: Come on Zak! What is this proving? You already hold the InterNational championship!
Zak takes a moment to consider FEAR's gestures, he stares at the masked man, unsure of his expression, unable to read his body language effectively. FEAR points at Blade and then at the ring and in unison Zak and FEAR lift Blade into the ring, FEAR grabbing the Thy WWE championship belt, he slides into the ring with it and tosses it at the unmoving Blade.
Don Chuckle: What now? I thought FEAR was out here to help Blade and not Zak! This is bullshit!
Zak gestures toward Blade, allowing FEAR to pick the scraps from his prey.
It takes a second for anyone else to realize but FEAR is gripping the pipe tightly in his hand, Zak having now dropped his chair to help lift the heavy Blade into the ring, was a completely open and easy target. Seconds pass before FEAR strikes, smashing the iron pipe directly into the ribs, feeling bone and flesh crush under metal.
Phil Latio: Survival of the fittest I guess Don! But this is really unnecessary!
He strikes again this time at shoulder, a large crack sounding across the arena and lastly toward the face. He drops the pipe, looking down at the broken Zak.
The crowd is in shock, disgust or awe. It is hard to tell through the silence. FEAR looks down at Zak, now more relaxed. He seems pleased with the situation, he gestures at Zak, turns to the camera and waves, pointing at himself, flexing his muscles, mocking Zak.
He turns around and looks down at Blade, for a second he seems unsure of what to do but quickly he gets down next to Blade and tries his best to pull him up. Blade grabs hold of the ring ropes and with the help of FEAR is lifted to his feet. FEAR gestures for a microphone, before the time keeper throws one into his hand from a far. He takes a step back from Blade.
FEAR
"Blade, this week you said a lot about how I don't understand or appericate this business. Maybe you were right, maybe I don't believe in it as much as you. Maybe I'm more focused on the end game, rather then the journey."
He points toward the locker room
FEAR
"But unlike everyone back there, I won't sour my victories by having scum like Zak ruining my competition. I refuse our match this week."
He points at the crowd.
FEAR
"They deserve better then that and I want to prove to you, just how much I respect you, this ring and this federation. Whether Vince wants to throw me in at the deep end or whether he just wants me to suffer. I will work to prove to you, I am here for two very important reasons."
Phil Latio: At-least he has the respect to allow Blade to heal from those chair shots and we can have this match on a future date!
FEAR extends his hand and cautiously Blade takes it, they shake, stare for a second and then break. FEAR picks up the Thy WWE championship, he takes a few seconds to look down from it, the mic still in his hand. He passes the championship to Blade, who takes it quickly and holds it by his side, watching FEAR's every move.
Blade LaVigne
You are something else FEAR.
Anyone else would have taken the opportunity right then and there to take me out and perhaps tried ending my career. But you didn't and I thank you for that. As Thy WWE champion, there's always a target on my back and everyone in the back are hungry for a chance to beat me and take this title away from me.
Blade lifts the Thy WWE title into the air as the crowd cheers.
Blade LaVigne
Everything I do, is for the best of this company and as champion, I promise nothing less than one hundred percent. And FEAR, whenever we get the chance to face off, I hope you're ready for the fight of a life time. And I want you to know that, just like everyone that fell to me in the past...
You'll Thank Me In The End.
FEAR places his hand around Blades other wrist and throws it into the air, Blade cheers, FEAR cheers, the crowd cheers. Blade raises the championship into the air, a new found respect for both wrestlers.
Phil Latio: Well, we will be right back after this commercial break....
And then...
FEAR spins his left leg around, roundhouse kicking Blade directly in his gut. He stumbles back but manages to catch his balance, he lowers the championship onto his shoulder and charges at FEAR. The Largest plate smashes into FEAR's face and he drops. He hits the match but springs back up, he throws a stiff right, Blade throws one of his own. They trade blows.
This isn't a match,
This isn't a fight,
This is a test of strength.
Blade hits the upper cut to FEAR and he stumbles backward, Blade running in with a hard clothesline, dropping him to the mat before getting a few hard stomps to the chest of FEAR. Each harder then the last.
Blade picks up FEAR off the mat and kick him in the stomach, Blade Irish whips FEAR into the turnbuckle, Blade runs at FEAR and clotheslines him, the impact brings FEAR to the ground. Blade begins to stomp of FEAR who sits in the corner. Each time Blade's foot connects with FEAR's body, the crowd reacts.
Don Chuckles: This is getting out of control! Blade should just leave now!
Blade picks up FEAR and clicks him in the stomach once again. Blade picks FEAR up with over his head and drops him down with his finishing, Sit-Down Powerbomb!
Blade rolls back onto his feet as the crowd begins to cheer. Blade reaches down for his Thy WWE title. Blade turns his back as the crowd gets loud again.
Phil Latio: Look at FEAR! He's still fighting, trying to get up onto his feet!
Blade drops the title and turns around to notice FEAR. Blade walks up to FEAR, grabs him by the head and places him in-between his legs. Blade yells out, "One more time!"
Don Chuckle: FEAR has a smile on his face?!
Blade lifts FEAR up for another Sit-Down Power bomb but with one swift movement, FEAR brings his arm forward and smashes Blade in the skull with the same pipe he used on Zak Shields earlier! Both men drop, FEAR lands on his back, same with Blade.
Phil Latio: This isn't even a match! FEAR really wants to prove that he can be the best in Thy WWE!
The fans begin to cheer for Blade and FEAR respectfully, one side cheers for Blade as the other cheers for FEAR. Slowly but surely, FEAR makes his way to one knee as Blade begins to crawl towards the ropes and begins to pull himself up by the ropes. FEAR makes it to his feet, same with Blade.
Don Chuckles: This men can't go much longer!
Blade stares at the masked man, who seems very unstable on his feet. Both men using each other to support themselves slightly. FEAR, gestures for the mic, pushing himself back slightly from the groggy Blade. They look at each other, unsure of who could actually best who. Would Blade's experienced, powerful style win over FEAR's high impact, high flying moveset? Or would it be FEAR who proved himself, main event material.
FEAR lifts the mic to his lips.
FEAR: "One thing you forget about me Blade, we're the same. We never give up. So heed my warning."
He points at Blade.
FEAR: "The two reasons I'm here. To beat the best."
He points at the title and then gesture at his waist.
FEAR: "And to be the best."
He spins Blade around, lifts him up and then drops him directly onto both of his knees. FEAR debuting his new finisher "Medication!".
The lights go out and a message appears on the titan tron "FEEL THE FEAR"
When the lights come back however, FEAR is gone. Zak is now slumped outside the ring and Blade is spread out in the centre of the ring, his championship drapped over his body like flowers at a funeral.
The purge starts here.
The show goes to commercial as the screen fades to black.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
As the show comes back from commercial break, United Divided by Voodoo Johnson hits the PA System as Kurt Orton walks out on the ramp to a very still yet calm reaction from the crowd, he paces the stage for a minute before speaking while the music dies down.
{The Prodigy} Kurt Orton
I can't explain to any of you how much it hurts me deep down inside just coming off of the biggest pay per view of my career.
Kurt Orton vs Blade Lavigne will be one of the most talked about matches in the history of Thy WWE ... until you get to the travesty that occurred after the match when that slimy weasel that we call a world champ chose to throw his balls out of a window just to retain a belt that I won fair square!The show cuts to the back where we see a shot of Vince McMahon's office door. The door opens and out walks Triple H followed by Vince McMahon. Stephanie McMahon is also there and stands in the doorway.
Now while it wasn't my place nor my say to call it a screwjob... I will say that our champion is a sleazeball who has no respect for the business! the internet darlings can say what they want when this promo is over but I will not be denied when I say that I want my damn rematch!
Orton reaches the end of the ramp after addressing his grievances, his voice begins to get deeper as he sits on the steel steps.
People say they wanna be heroes for all that back them up but the problem is... Blade Lavigne isn't saving you from anything! How he's trying to manipulate all of your minds into thinking that he's a man of faith and justice! What matters in this day age on September 7th 2015 is that Kurt Orton is fighting for each and every single person in this arena who believes from the guy in the stands wearing the Eminem T-shirt all the way to the little guy in the back row wearing a Kurt Orton T-shirt actually believing every single word coming out of my mouth!
This is the real truth everyone wants to hear, the world Blade is living in isn't what we all wanna see.. the realization is that when he speaks about all of the guys he beat, sure he did beat me but everyone knows that if i go down, its gonna be in a blaze of glory!
All of us standing here and watching at home know I need to be world champion I'll do whatever the hell it takes to get there no matter who stands in my damn way
Orton gets in the ring and looks around the arena to see the fans clapping cheering after all the hard work he's put in since his return one year ago, fireworks go off and a banner is seen from above reading the hashtag #KOForChamp.
You all can cheer for me or cheer blade for his bravery at Wrestlemania... but remember this... Every night I walk through these halls and hear the tussle and bussle of this crowd patting the barricade and chanting my name gives me joy! Call me the John Cena of this place I'll accept it but at the end of the day this banner will be up here until that belt is on my shoulder!
Lavigne, anytime... anyplace, anywhere... no wait... matter fact! next week live on Raw Kurt Orton vs Blade Lavigne for the Thy WWE World Title! the world will decide your fate and when I win! I won't be doing it for myself... but I'll be doing it for the entire reality of this earth! I don't care who rules the match official but I do know that I'll be in my gear next week ready for a fight and I don't care how or when it happens!
Orton begins to calm down as the fans cheer louder for him, the signs that they are holding begin to transcend into his own as he finishes up.
I am the face that runs this place and come my rematch, not only will Blade be thanking me in the end for what I do to him, he'll be wishing he never cashed in that briefcase on me!
Cause that's... How I Roll!
United Divided hits the PA System again as The Prodigy exits the ring, looking into the camera with more determination and passion then he did at Wrestlemania, the camera pans over to the announce table as he walks to the back in confidence.
Phil Latio: Will Vince McMahon grant Kurt Orton's wishes and give him a rematch next week on RAW or will he have to earn another shot at the Thy WWE title? We'll have to wait and see...
Don Chuckles: He better not, Latio. Nobody wants to see Kurt Orton get another shot!
The show goes to a quick commercial break.Phil Latio: Will Vince McMahon grant Kurt Orton's wishes and give him a rematch next week on RAW or will he have to earn another shot at the Thy WWE title? We'll have to wait and see...
Don Chuckles: He better not, Latio. Nobody wants to see Kurt Orton get another shot!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The show cuts to the back where we see a shot of Vince McMahon's office door. The door opens and out walks Triple H followed by Vince McMahon.
Stephanie McMahon is also there and stands in the doorway.
Stephanie McMahon: You don't have to do this. Dad can just fire him and be done with it.
Triple H: Steph, listen... He put his hands on the man who made this all possible. He hurt our family. He hurt our dad. If it weren't for Vince, none of us would even be here.
Stephanie McMahon: I know, but you've been out of the ring for so long, and Joey the Bastard is sick in the head. You never know what you're going to get with him. Dad, can't you just fire him instead?
Vince McMahon: I want to more than anything, Steph. But I made a promise to Paul. And I really want to see that son of a bitch put in his place. And don't you worry about Joey the Bastard. Paul will have back up tonight...
Vince leans back in the door and grabs a sledgehammer and hands it to Triple H. Triple H holds it up to his face and stares at the head of the hammer.
Triple H: You stay in the back, Steph. Same goes for you, Dad.
Vince McMahon: What? Are you kidding me? I wouldn't miss this for the world. Let's do this!
Vince pushes passed Triple H and starts to walk down the hall towards the arena entrance. Triple H shakes his head and looks at Steph. She smiles a little.
Stephanie McMahon: Always a stubborn old fool. Be careful out there.
Triple H: I will. Make sure you watch on monitor. As far as Joey the Bastard is concerned... it's game over.
Triple H leans in and gives Steph a kiss before he balances the sledge on his shoulder and walks away in the direction of Vince McMahon. Steph watches him go for a second then turns and goes back in to the room, closing the door behind her. before we cut back to ringside, we see Triana walk up and lean against the wall beside the door with a smirk.
Main Event: Triple H vs Joey the Bastard
No Holds Barred
Phil Latio: Wait a second! Triana was lurking around Mr. McMahon's office!
Don Chuckles: Yeah, so? it's a free country, Latio. Triana can go where ever so damn well pleases!
Phil Latio: Vince! Triple H! if you're in gorilla and can hear me, Stephanie is in danger! get back to your office!
Don Chuckles: Oh, crap. You're right. they might be able to hear us! Quick Mr. McMahon! get back to your office!
The Bastard's music hits, and to the surprise of many, a lot of the fans in attendance pop big time. JTB walks out from the holding his own sledgehammer. A guy who is obviously a lawyer walks out behind him holding a briefcase, and last but not least, The Bastard's personal bodyguard, the Lethal Weapon Steve Blackman walks out with his usual stone faced look. he has his black duffel-bag as usual and watches has JTB starts to talk smack to a few fans at ringside.
Phil Latio: Joey the Bastard is a man who thrives on chaos! A man who is willing to commit unspeakable acts to get what he wants. He's manipulative. He's ruthless. He's a damn, dirty bastard! And, of course, he has to have that hired goon, Steve Blackman, with him out here tonight!
Don Chuckles: Blackman just wants a front row seat, Latio. Nothing wrong with that!
Phil Latio: If you think Steve Blackman is out here only to spectate, you need to have your head examined.
Don Chuckles: Okay, fine. Joey the Bastard is the most hated man in the locker room! But Joey the Bastard pays him more in one month than Vince McMahon pays him in a year!
Phil Latio: And who the hell is the suit?
Don Chuckles: That must be the New Age legal representative that JTB mentioned earlier.
Phil Latio: I don't see the point in that. Triple H is going to beat that bastard's ass, and Vince is going to rid us all of him once and for all when this match is over!
The Bastard approaches the ring and makes his way up the steps as a lot of the crowd start to chant "J-T-B".
Phil Latio: I feel like I'm in wonderland here! Most of these fans seem to behind The Bastard!
Don Chuckles: Well, the smart ones know that Thy WWE is indeed in need of a drastic change. Joey the Bastard has promised them that!
Phil Latio: They must all be as sick as he is! To cheer a man who has done the disgusting things that Joey the Bastard has done...
JTB enters the ring followed by the suit, and Steve Blackman, and grabs the mic from Steve Cruise. JTB threatens him and Cruise quickly exits the ring. The majority of the crowd are cheering.
Phil Latio: This is insane, Don.
Don Chuckles: We all want change, Latio.
Phil Latio: You're right about that, Don. I want Joey the Bastard the hell out of Thy WWE for good!
JTB smirks at the reaction, then begins to speak.
JTB: Now, before we get to my *quotation hand gesture* last match ever in Thy WWE...
JTB laughs and slaps Blackman on the chest who just stares forward. A lot of the crowd boo the idea of this being JTB's last match as well.
JTB: We have a little business to take care of. So, Vince, Triple H, come on out and let's get this over with!
Triple H is met with a lot of boos as he walks out on to the ramp with Vince McMahon at his side.
Don Chuckles: I guess they didn't get the message about Stephanie!
Phil Latio: Dammit!
Vince McMahon has his hands out to the crowd asking "What the hell's the matter with you?" Triple H stands at the top of the ramp then explodes down the ramp like a man on a mission. He holds the sledgehammer. HHH stops at the bottom of the ramp looking in to the crowd with a look of disgust. He turns and takes a swig of his water and tosses the bottle in to the crowd. HHH then gets up on to the apron and sprays water from mouth as the crowd react with boos. Don't get me wrong, there are still plenty of fans who are firmly behind HHH, but it seems as though, the Bastard's fans are more vocal. HHH enters the ring and points at JTB with the sledgehammer. JTB chuckles and wiggles his fingers at HHH. The music dies down and the lights come back up. Vince McMahon is yelling from ringside. JTB yells something to Steve Blackman and Blackman goes into his black duffel-bag and pulls out a sledgehammer and slides it to JTB.
Phil Latio: Oh no! Dueling sledgehammers?
Don Chuckles: The Bastard came prepared tonight!
HHH and JTB stare at each other. JTB with a sinister smile and HHH looking pissed off. They both look in to the crowd and listen to the reaction. JTB laughs and starts smack-talking HHH. Then JTB points up to the entrance way with the sledgehammer. The crowd roars as Triana appears dragging Stephanie McMahon by the hair. HHH's eyes widen and Vince McMahon is in shock.
Phil Latio: I knew it! Son of a bitch, I knew it!
Don Chuckles: The Billion Dollar Princess!
Triana shoves Steph down and she falls on the ramp. HHH focuses his attention by going to the ropes and yelling at Triana.
Phil Latio: Look out!
The JTB fans roar as JTB runs and slams the sledgehammer in to the back of HHH's head. Vince McMahon is running to get to his daughter and Steve Blackman meets him with a hard pump that takes Vince out.
Phil Latio: It was a trap, Don!
Don Chuckles: Come on, guys. No need to hurt Stephanie McMahon here. She's innocent in all this.
Blackman goes in to his bag again and pulls out a pair of handcuffs and tosses them to JTB.
Phil Latio: We've seen this type of scenario before! Somebody stop this!
Don Chuckles: I agree! There's no need for this! Come on, Joey, you're better than this!
The crowd has gone silent in almost a state of shock as JTB hand cuffs HHH to the turnbuckle and starts to stomp him in the chest. Blackman drags Vince to the ringpost and slams him face first in to it.
Phil Latio: He just turned seventy years old, dammit!
Blackman has two pairs of handcuffs and cuffs one of Vince's hands to the rope, and the other hand to the ropes on the other side of the ring post. Kind of like Jesus on the cross.
Don Chuckles: This is bad, Latio.
Phil Latio: Yeah! No shit! these fans should be ashamed of themselves!
Don Chuckles: Well, to their credit, they aren't cheering anymore. I think they may be genuinely worried. They all know what JTB is capable of!
Triana drags Steph and slides her in to the ring at JTB's feet. The crowd actual yells out "NOOOO" as JTB laughs and stares down at Stephanie McMahon.
Phil Latio: Don't you do it you sick son of a bitch!
JTB still has a microphone and holds it to his mouth.
JTB: So, how bout that firing, Vince? You still wanna go through it?
Vince is frothing at the mouth, barely able to stand after the attack from Blackman. He tries to break out of the cuffs but it's no use. HHH is kicking his feet at JTB and trying to grab at him with his free arm. Triana grabs a mic and walks over to Vince McMahon.
Triana: What do you say, Vinny Mac?
Vince: I'll kill you! I'll kill you you son of a bitch!
Triana: Now that's not nice, is it?
Triana slaps Vince McMahon in the face hard as JTB jokingly gasps from inside the ring.
Vince: Don't you touch me, you bitch!
JTB: Now, now, Vince. that's no way to talk to the most important female wrestler in the history of this business! I think we need to teach your senile old ass a lesson in respect!
Triana slides in to the ring. JTB pulls Steph up and picks her up on to her shoulders. Vince screams "NO!" as does HHH, and Triana drops Steph with an LOL! Vince is almost in tears as Triana exits the ring. The crowd is booing like crazy now.
JTB: Now, Vince... i think we all know what this is about, don't we? This can all be over right now. All you have to do is agree to face me in a match at Anarchy!
Triana holds the mic up to Vince. Vince is desperate now.
Vince: I can't. You know I can't. I'm seventy years old, dammit!
JTB: Alright, well... Looks like poor little Steph is gonna have to pay the price then.
JTB grabs Steph as the crowd rain down on him with boos. JTB lifts up Steph for a Skrewdriver...
Vince: I ACCEPT!
Triana: I'm sorry what was that?
Vince: I accept the match, dammit! Just leave Stephanie alone! You have your match, you son of a bitch!
JTB doesn't drop Stephanie with the Skrewdriver. Instead he lays her down gently with a chuckle. He then invites the legal rep inside the ring. JTB hands the mic to the legal rep.
Rep: And you are willing to confirm this is a legally binding verbal contract?
Vince: Yes, dammit! YES!
HHH is losing his mind trying to break free.
Rep: Than it's official. the contract is binding, and there are thousands of witnesses on hand.
Vince: But, listen up, you son of a bitch! I'll fight you at Anarchy, but you're gonna have to put your career on the line!
JTB starts to laugh like crazy. He grabs the rep's hand and pulls the mic to his mouth.
JTB: No problem! You got it! Make that shit official!
Rep: It is in fact now official.
The crowd roar.
JTB: But, Vince, this is all I have in life, and if I'm going to have to put everything I have on the line, you're going to have to do the same.
Vince: What the hell are you talking about? You got what you wanted, now let her go!
JTB: Ah, but you see Vince... That's not all I want. I want you gone! And the only way to get rid of you, is take this company from you. To take everything! Put your company on the line and I promise you that no more harm will come to your precious daughter.
Vince: Are you crazy? I'm not going to do that!
JTB: Well, that's a shame. It really is. Hunter, you can thank your father-in-law for this...
JTB grabs the sledgehammer again and walks over to Stephanie. He stands over her.
JTB: I have nothing else in life but this! I am willing to sacrifice my freedom! Are you willing to sacrifice everything to save your daughter's life? I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF I GO TO JAIL FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! IF I DON'T HAVE THIS, I HAVE NOTHING! Now... last chance, Vince.
JTB drops the mic and puts two hands on the sledgehammer. HHH is going ballistic. The crowd is screaming for JTB to stop. JTB lifts the sledgehammer above is head in perfect aim for a head shot to a laid out Stephanie McMahon.
Vince: I ACCEPT! I ACCEPT!
JTB looks at the legal rep, and the two share a look of confirmation. They nod at each other and JTB drops the sledgehammer. All of a sudden, the crowd explodes as Blade LaVigne, Kurt orton and Demmie Mae all sprint out from the back. JTB bails to the outside and Triana runs to his side. Steve Blackman tries to get in the way but Blade LaVigne takes out with a hard shot. Blade, KO, and Demmie slide in to the ring as Steve Blackman regroups with JTB and Triana. JTB looks as if he's looking for somebody to come out.
JTB: Where the hell are they?
Blade pulls out a key from his pocket and uncuffs HHH. HHH burts up and charges out of the ring at JTB. JTB shoves at HHH and he and Triana hop the barricade and flee through the crowd. HHH catches Blackman with a hard spinebuster on the outside. Meanwhile, Blade uncuffs Vince McMahon who collapses on the outside. HHH grabs Blackman and throws him on to the announce table. Latio and Chuckles flee the scene as HHH proceeds to Pedigree Steve Blackman through the announce table. HHH gets back in to the ring and his livid. We see a shot of JTB and Triana in the crowd laughing.
Phil Latio: Jesus, that was close.
Don Chuckles: The legal rep!
The legal rep has cowered in the corner. HHH grabs him and Pedigrees him in the middle of the ring. HHH then grabs the sledgehammer and is about to crush the legal rep's skull but Blade, KO, and Demmie tackle him. Vince rolls in to the ring and starts to hug Stephanie, staring daggers at JTB and Triana.
Don Chuckles: Vince McMahon just made the biggest mistake of his life!
Phil Latio: He had no choice, Don! JTB could have killed her in the middle of that ring! HHH is being restrained by Blade LaVigne and KO. Demmie is tending to Vince and Stephanie. Thank God they showed up!
Don Chuckles: Too little too late. The damage has already been done, and now Vince McMahon must face Joey the Bastard in a match at Anarchy for control of the company! And where the hell are Bob Cena and Troy Motor? It seemed like JTB was expecting them.
Phil Latio: Who the hell cares? All that matters is that Stephanie McMahon seems to be okay!
We see Steph sitting up and hugging her father. HHH has cooled down a little. He walks over and hugs her then stands up and starts yelling at JTB and Triana while holding the sledgehammer.
Phil Latio: Folks, we're out time!
The show ends with a shot of JTB and Triana waving at the ring laughing as the THY WWE logo appears in the bottom left corner of the screen. HHH is bellowing like a viking warrior.
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RECAP
Troy/Cena over Zak/Demmie
Garrett over Comley
Blade/Fear/Zak Segment
Kurt Orton Promo
Main Event Segment
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If I missed anything, please let me know ASAP!
New card in a day or two!
