Post by Joey The Bastard on Sept 1, 2015 16:31:05 GMT -5
The scene opens up inside the New Age locker room just moments after Thy WWE went off the air. The room is buzzing. The Bastard had just assaulted Vince McMahon on national television and he is still shaking from the adrenaline. JTB is pacing while Troy Motor is standing close by, talking to him.
Troy: Dude, that was sick! Joey the Bastard... YOOOOOUUUUUU'RRRREEEEE - BOP! Mic to the face!
JTB: I lost it. I just fuckin' lost it. That fossil stuck his face right up close to mine like he was tryin' to scare me or some shit. I just had to knock him the fuck out.
Troy: No, man, it was awesome. A lot of us have been wanting to do that for a long time.
Triana approaches and rubs JTB's shoulders a little.
Triana: You're crazy, Jay. And just think about it, senile old Vince just sentenced his son-in-law to death! I have no doubt in my mind that you'll be twice as crazy when you rid this company of Triple H once and for all.
JTB: Oh, for sure! What is McMahon thinking? Throwing another dinosaur in our path? Does he want Triple to get knocked off?
Troy: Another one bites the dust!
Bob Cena had been brewing in the corner of the room. Now, he breaks his silence...
Cena: Are you guys blind? JTB, you may have crossed a line that we may never be able to go back on. First the Hall of Fame and now this? I admit, ruining the Hall of Fame ceremony was great, but you were gonna paint his ass! The most powerful man in this business and you were gonna check his ass right off the list just like the others.
JTB: Bobby, you of all people know that in order to make a change, sacrifices need to be made. Somebody needs to make the hard decisions, and we all know that Vince McMahon is the last one standing in our way. You really think Zak Shields is a threat to our cause? What about Blade LaVigne? The guy lost to fucking Kurt Orton! He had to pull a rabbit out of his ass just to walk out of Mania with the damn belt!
Cena: I'm just saying... attacking a man who is beloved across the globe is gonna make us public enemy number one to a lot of people.
JTB: Better to be hated than ignored as I always say. Let them form their pathetic little army. See if I give a fuck! Do you guys give a fuck?
Troy: Hell no.
Triana: Not a chance.
JTB: There ya go, Bob-O! We're not worried. Are you?
Bob Cena thinks for a few seconds, and then responds.
Bob: Nah, I ain't worried. This company is gonna burn, and Vince McMahon is gonna burn with it!
JTB: That's my boy, Bobby-C! Now guys, this match may be a gift instead of a curse. I have a plan. Listen to this...
The scene fades out as JTB begins to explain his plan.
***
"So, Triple H, you wanna make some sort of big return to Thy WWE, do ya? Like your the hero that Thy WWE needs? Big mistake, because you're just like every other dinosaur that we've buried six feet under. Just like all the others, you left. You left and when you see that the world has forgotten about you, you decide to come back. Nobody remembers anything that you did back in the day. I sure as hell don't, and I don't care to know. Because I've done more than you ever did, and I've meant more to this company than you EVER did. And I always will.
When will be the day where people stop taking their balls and running home instead of sticking it through through the hard times?It makes me sick to my stomach to think about how selfish all of our so-called legends are. I don't need to name names, but if any of you are watching this right now, I'm talking to YOU. YOU all turned your back on this company. YOU all left this company high and dry and now the roster is at it's absolute worst in terms of talent and drawing power. Well, other than the New Age of course. Yet, nobody is given a chance. Why is that? Is Blade LaVigne really all that unbeatable? I guess not when he's facing the likes of Kurt Orton, and being backed by the owner of the freakin' company, Vince McMahon.
You see, Trips, if Vince McMahon were out of the picture, Blade LaVigne wouldn't stand a chance at keeping that title. The table would be wiped clean and everybody would be considered equals. No more Boy's Club. No more former SCW has-beens fighting for the top spot. And, pity for you, no more Triple H. Hunter, you got involved in something you had no business getting involved in. You were gone! Why can't you all just stay dead? The world has moved on. We don't need any of you any more, and we don't need Vince McMahon either.
Hey, Vince, you wanna fire me? Good luck. I think you'll be a little preoccupied tending for your son-in-law while he's on life support, don't you? No holds barred, horrible decision. I know Triple H is gonna try and take me out, but while he fights for vengeance, and to defend his family... I fight for something greater! I fight for my comrades. I fight for the future of this business. I fight... for a New Age! And if you want to risk it all by standing in my way, Triple H, then so be it, because in order to get rid of Vince McMahon, I need to get rid of you first. And, trust me... After RAW this week, thy WWE will be rid of the H's once and for all. And, Vince, you're not gonna fire me. Because the official legal representative of the New Age will be on hand to make sure of it. It truly is the beginning of the end, Vince, and you have no chance of stopping it. You have no chance of firing me, either...
No chance...
...in Hell."
Troy: Dude, that was sick! Joey the Bastard... YOOOOOUUUUUU'RRRREEEEE - BOP! Mic to the face!
JTB: I lost it. I just fuckin' lost it. That fossil stuck his face right up close to mine like he was tryin' to scare me or some shit. I just had to knock him the fuck out.
Troy: No, man, it was awesome. A lot of us have been wanting to do that for a long time.
Triana approaches and rubs JTB's shoulders a little.
Triana: You're crazy, Jay. And just think about it, senile old Vince just sentenced his son-in-law to death! I have no doubt in my mind that you'll be twice as crazy when you rid this company of Triple H once and for all.
JTB: Oh, for sure! What is McMahon thinking? Throwing another dinosaur in our path? Does he want Triple to get knocked off?
Troy: Another one bites the dust!
Bob Cena had been brewing in the corner of the room. Now, he breaks his silence...
Cena: Are you guys blind? JTB, you may have crossed a line that we may never be able to go back on. First the Hall of Fame and now this? I admit, ruining the Hall of Fame ceremony was great, but you were gonna paint his ass! The most powerful man in this business and you were gonna check his ass right off the list just like the others.
JTB: Bobby, you of all people know that in order to make a change, sacrifices need to be made. Somebody needs to make the hard decisions, and we all know that Vince McMahon is the last one standing in our way. You really think Zak Shields is a threat to our cause? What about Blade LaVigne? The guy lost to fucking Kurt Orton! He had to pull a rabbit out of his ass just to walk out of Mania with the damn belt!
Cena: I'm just saying... attacking a man who is beloved across the globe is gonna make us public enemy number one to a lot of people.
JTB: Better to be hated than ignored as I always say. Let them form their pathetic little army. See if I give a fuck! Do you guys give a fuck?
Troy: Hell no.
Triana: Not a chance.
JTB: There ya go, Bob-O! We're not worried. Are you?
Bob Cena thinks for a few seconds, and then responds.
Bob: Nah, I ain't worried. This company is gonna burn, and Vince McMahon is gonna burn with it!
JTB: That's my boy, Bobby-C! Now guys, this match may be a gift instead of a curse. I have a plan. Listen to this...
The scene fades out as JTB begins to explain his plan.
***
"So, Triple H, you wanna make some sort of big return to Thy WWE, do ya? Like your the hero that Thy WWE needs? Big mistake, because you're just like every other dinosaur that we've buried six feet under. Just like all the others, you left. You left and when you see that the world has forgotten about you, you decide to come back. Nobody remembers anything that you did back in the day. I sure as hell don't, and I don't care to know. Because I've done more than you ever did, and I've meant more to this company than you EVER did. And I always will.
When will be the day where people stop taking their balls and running home instead of sticking it through through the hard times?It makes me sick to my stomach to think about how selfish all of our so-called legends are. I don't need to name names, but if any of you are watching this right now, I'm talking to YOU. YOU all turned your back on this company. YOU all left this company high and dry and now the roster is at it's absolute worst in terms of talent and drawing power. Well, other than the New Age of course. Yet, nobody is given a chance. Why is that? Is Blade LaVigne really all that unbeatable? I guess not when he's facing the likes of Kurt Orton, and being backed by the owner of the freakin' company, Vince McMahon.
You see, Trips, if Vince McMahon were out of the picture, Blade LaVigne wouldn't stand a chance at keeping that title. The table would be wiped clean and everybody would be considered equals. No more Boy's Club. No more former SCW has-beens fighting for the top spot. And, pity for you, no more Triple H. Hunter, you got involved in something you had no business getting involved in. You were gone! Why can't you all just stay dead? The world has moved on. We don't need any of you any more, and we don't need Vince McMahon either.
Hey, Vince, you wanna fire me? Good luck. I think you'll be a little preoccupied tending for your son-in-law while he's on life support, don't you? No holds barred, horrible decision. I know Triple H is gonna try and take me out, but while he fights for vengeance, and to defend his family... I fight for something greater! I fight for my comrades. I fight for the future of this business. I fight... for a New Age! And if you want to risk it all by standing in my way, Triple H, then so be it, because in order to get rid of Vince McMahon, I need to get rid of you first. And, trust me... After RAW this week, thy WWE will be rid of the H's once and for all. And, Vince, you're not gonna fire me. Because the official legal representative of the New Age will be on hand to make sure of it. It truly is the beginning of the end, Vince, and you have no chance of stopping it. You have no chance of firing me, either...
No chance...
...in Hell."
