Post by Joey The Bastard on May 3, 2015 21:14:02 GMT -5
The scene opens in the backstage area of Thy WWE RAW. Joey the Bastard is seen standing along side The Lethal Weapon Steve Blackman. The Bastard has a mic in his hand.
JTB: Ladies and gentlemen, you about to witness history tonight! Because, I, Joey the Bastard, am set to step foot inside the squared circle with none other than the so-called best of the best when it comes to legends here in Thy WWE. That's right! It's the Legends Gauntlet. I'm ready to run down each and every last one of our so-called legends. Now I dunno who's gonna be out there, but it doesn't matter. Undertaker, Sheamus, Kendall, Barton, Brian Gunn, Austin Starr, the list goes on. If they show up, they get beat! I sent out invites to every man and woman that you all consider to be legends, and two things are for sure. One, you never know who's gonna show up. It will be a night of surprises, and it's all thanks to me! Nobody else in the back is brave enough to face these men and women. These legends have done it all! They've beat everybody but the man to beat himself, Joey the Bastard! And tonight, they're gonna try and do the one thing that they couldn't do. But, that leads me to the second for sure thing on the agenda for tonight. These legends will come out and try their damndest to beat me, but they will all fall short. I will beat them all! See, nobody is good enough to pull off the feat that about about to accomplish. I enter first, and I have run through who knows how many washed up dinosaurs. I'm in store for a long night with match after match. My strength will be tested. My endurance will reach it's breaking point, but will I give up? No. Because I am the only true legend that Thy WWE has ever seen. Vince McMahon can try to appease me with Hall of Fame rings all he wants, but that won't change a damn thing. These legends will fall to the absolute best, and after it's all said and done, the world will know what a true legend looks like.
Speaking of Vince McMahon, it seems as if he's finally woken up and has started to try and defend his company. It's no use, Vince. Your company is on borrowed time, and believe me when I tell you... Thy WWE will die at the hands of the New Age. He's trying to cause internal issues by booking us against each other tonight when Triana and Zak have to go one on one. Well, it's not gonna work Vin-Man, because we're professionals. The world is in for the match of the year in this weeks main event. And, no, Blade LaVigne isn't in the match. Kurt Orton isn't in the match. It's a New Age main event which proves that we are on the verge of total victory. Trying to save your main event, Vince? Costing me a victory over the lowly Kurt Orton, Vince? That's crossing the line, and after I take out your precious band of the elite, and after I end Christian Knight's career, I'm coming for you Vince McMahon, and I don't give a damn if you fire me or not. New Age will live on, and will continue to live on until Thy WWE is nothing but dead and buried! You're in for a rough time, Vince, and you're gonna get hurt. Bad!
That brings me to you, Christian Knight. We can beat around the bush all we want but let's not insult people's intelligence any longer. they've all heard the rumors and they've all read the dirt sheets. We know it. They know it. Joey the Bastard versus Christian Knight WILL happen at WrestleMania, and win or lose, it's gonna be your last match. But, not because you're deciding to hang up your boots. Not because it's your choice. But, because I'm gonna be the one to make it happen. You're hearing it now from the man himself! At WrestleMania V, I will end Christian Knight's career or die trying!
But, let's not get to far ahead of ourselves here. The Legend Gauntlet still stands in my way. My toughest test to date, and after I pass that test with glowing colors, the world will know just how ready I am to take on Christian Knight at WrestleMania. Tonight, the careers of countless Thy WWE legends will all come to their ends, and if there's any of you clowns out there who don't like it... BITE IT!
JTB hands the mic over to Steve Blackman.
Blackman: Beno, I hope your ready for a fight tonight. I know you're used to being able to take the easy way out; sitting back and watching it all unfold. Not even having to lift a finger. That chapter of your life is over, and we're closing in on the conclusion. This is the beginning of the end for you, Beno. You've already lost your mind. That's clear as you're still lost in your little land of make belief where you're the King of some storybook country. And we all see that you've also lost your skills. You used to be on of the best that this company had to offer. Never as good as my boss here, but still, you could hold your own inside that ring. But, not anymore. You're a sliver of your former self, and I know deep down inside there is still one small sliver of a will to compete. Beno, after tonight when I beat you, that small sliver that you have left of will to compete will be lost as well. Now, I don't wrestle in this company very often. Kind of like you, Beno. The difference between us is that no matter what, no matter who I have to face, I try my hardest to succeed. You've lost your will to succeed. Beno, and tonight will be no different when I remain undefeated in Thy WWE competition. The One and Only? Maybe at one point there was nobody else like you, but today, guy's like you are a dime a dozen. Shells. Empty vessels that just need to be crushed. Pieces of used up broken tools that need to thrown away. I'm the garbage-man tonight, Beno, and it's time to take out the trash. It's party time!
Blackman drops the mic. JTB slaps him on the back while saying, "Nice one, Blackie." The two of them walk off down the hall to get ready for their respective matches.
JTB: Ladies and gentlemen, you about to witness history tonight! Because, I, Joey the Bastard, am set to step foot inside the squared circle with none other than the so-called best of the best when it comes to legends here in Thy WWE. That's right! It's the Legends Gauntlet. I'm ready to run down each and every last one of our so-called legends. Now I dunno who's gonna be out there, but it doesn't matter. Undertaker, Sheamus, Kendall, Barton, Brian Gunn, Austin Starr, the list goes on. If they show up, they get beat! I sent out invites to every man and woman that you all consider to be legends, and two things are for sure. One, you never know who's gonna show up. It will be a night of surprises, and it's all thanks to me! Nobody else in the back is brave enough to face these men and women. These legends have done it all! They've beat everybody but the man to beat himself, Joey the Bastard! And tonight, they're gonna try and do the one thing that they couldn't do. But, that leads me to the second for sure thing on the agenda for tonight. These legends will come out and try their damndest to beat me, but they will all fall short. I will beat them all! See, nobody is good enough to pull off the feat that about about to accomplish. I enter first, and I have run through who knows how many washed up dinosaurs. I'm in store for a long night with match after match. My strength will be tested. My endurance will reach it's breaking point, but will I give up? No. Because I am the only true legend that Thy WWE has ever seen. Vince McMahon can try to appease me with Hall of Fame rings all he wants, but that won't change a damn thing. These legends will fall to the absolute best, and after it's all said and done, the world will know what a true legend looks like.
Speaking of Vince McMahon, it seems as if he's finally woken up and has started to try and defend his company. It's no use, Vince. Your company is on borrowed time, and believe me when I tell you... Thy WWE will die at the hands of the New Age. He's trying to cause internal issues by booking us against each other tonight when Triana and Zak have to go one on one. Well, it's not gonna work Vin-Man, because we're professionals. The world is in for the match of the year in this weeks main event. And, no, Blade LaVigne isn't in the match. Kurt Orton isn't in the match. It's a New Age main event which proves that we are on the verge of total victory. Trying to save your main event, Vince? Costing me a victory over the lowly Kurt Orton, Vince? That's crossing the line, and after I take out your precious band of the elite, and after I end Christian Knight's career, I'm coming for you Vince McMahon, and I don't give a damn if you fire me or not. New Age will live on, and will continue to live on until Thy WWE is nothing but dead and buried! You're in for a rough time, Vince, and you're gonna get hurt. Bad!
That brings me to you, Christian Knight. We can beat around the bush all we want but let's not insult people's intelligence any longer. they've all heard the rumors and they've all read the dirt sheets. We know it. They know it. Joey the Bastard versus Christian Knight WILL happen at WrestleMania, and win or lose, it's gonna be your last match. But, not because you're deciding to hang up your boots. Not because it's your choice. But, because I'm gonna be the one to make it happen. You're hearing it now from the man himself! At WrestleMania V, I will end Christian Knight's career or die trying!
But, let's not get to far ahead of ourselves here. The Legend Gauntlet still stands in my way. My toughest test to date, and after I pass that test with glowing colors, the world will know just how ready I am to take on Christian Knight at WrestleMania. Tonight, the careers of countless Thy WWE legends will all come to their ends, and if there's any of you clowns out there who don't like it... BITE IT!
JTB hands the mic over to Steve Blackman.
Blackman: Beno, I hope your ready for a fight tonight. I know you're used to being able to take the easy way out; sitting back and watching it all unfold. Not even having to lift a finger. That chapter of your life is over, and we're closing in on the conclusion. This is the beginning of the end for you, Beno. You've already lost your mind. That's clear as you're still lost in your little land of make belief where you're the King of some storybook country. And we all see that you've also lost your skills. You used to be on of the best that this company had to offer. Never as good as my boss here, but still, you could hold your own inside that ring. But, not anymore. You're a sliver of your former self, and I know deep down inside there is still one small sliver of a will to compete. Beno, after tonight when I beat you, that small sliver that you have left of will to compete will be lost as well. Now, I don't wrestle in this company very often. Kind of like you, Beno. The difference between us is that no matter what, no matter who I have to face, I try my hardest to succeed. You've lost your will to succeed. Beno, and tonight will be no different when I remain undefeated in Thy WWE competition. The One and Only? Maybe at one point there was nobody else like you, but today, guy's like you are a dime a dozen. Shells. Empty vessels that just need to be crushed. Pieces of used up broken tools that need to thrown away. I'm the garbage-man tonight, Beno, and it's time to take out the trash. It's party time!
Blackman drops the mic. JTB slaps him on the back while saying, "Nice one, Blackie." The two of them walk off down the hall to get ready for their respective matches.
