Post by jillian on Apr 28, 2010 15:36:56 GMT -5
JR: Now last week Thy WWE was hit with the draft which was jam packed with nonstop action and a killer main event. But one match that sticks out in my mind was the Diva’s battle royal for the covenanted Women’s Title.
Jerry “The King” Lawler: I know JR. I didn’t know what way it was going to go. I was on the edge of my seat.
At that a video package was shown on the events that occurred in the Diva Battle Royal. It showed the eliminations in the order that they occurred and then it showed the final four divas Jillian, Christy Hemme, Layla El and Stacy Keibler. It then struck the events of how the match came to a halt when Omega interfered and the match was stopped due to a DQ.
JR: That was an eventful match. But it was ruined by Omega.
Jerry “The King” Lawler: Not only that but the word around the locker room Is that it’s not just Stacy who is annoyed at her loss.
JR: Yes King that is true. Jillian who was one of the four final divas in the match has also been very vocal about her loss.
Jerry “The King” Lawler: Yes she has be-
Before Jerry had time to finish his sentence an unfamiliar song could be heard on the P.A System. It was Top Spin.
JR: Hang On isn’t that Jillian’s former entrance music.
JR was right. It was Jillian’s former theme music. But it was now her current entrance music. As the camera angle changed to the top of the entrance ramp, Jillian and Maryse appeared as they both taunted to the crowd they began to walk down to the ring giving narrowed eyed glares to the people sitting on each side of the ramp. As they reached the apron Jillian and Maryse parted ways as Maryse went round one side of the ring and Jillian went towards the announcer’s desk to collect two microphones. As the camera angle yet again changed to where Maryse was the viewing audience could see her do her trademark hair flip. As Maryse walked to the centre of the ring she was met by Jillian who handed her a microphone.
Jerry “The King” Lawler: What happened to Sliced Bread? Hey not that I’m complaining about it being gone.
Jillian: First off I want to say that I have finally realised......That I have been kidding myself for the past couple of years. I’m not in this business to prove I can sing.......I’m here to prove that I can wrestle!!!
The crowd gave a cheer as it seemed that Jillian was turning from her jealous and heel ways.
Jillian: But don’t even think for a second that I want your support as I’m here to kick ass and trample on people....NOT for your support.
Maryse gave a clap as the rest of the fans booed.
Jillian: Oh that reminds me people......I would like to introduce you to an old friend of mine......MARYSE!!!
The crowd booed as Maryse did her trademark hand signal to the crowd.
Jerry “The King” Lawler: I don’t care what the crowd or fans think.....Monday nights just got ALOT hotter.
JR: That goes without saying it king.
Jillian: What Maryse and I are going to accomplish on Monday Night is going to go without saying....It will be the easiest victory that either of us will gain in this company. I mean come on Christy Hemme? SERIOUSLY VINCE!!! She is not competition for us....She is just another washed up....prissy playboy good for nothing tart!!
Maryse covered her mouth as she joined Jillian in laughing as the crowd began a chant of
Jillian: Next you have Velvet Sky. I mean talk about a cross dresser in disguise.
JR: Now come on that was un-called for.
Jillian: You see there is a thing called air-brushing people! We’ve all heard of it. I mean just look at Sarah Jessica Parker. What you see on TV is COMPLELTLY different from what we see.....Let’s start off with Christy Hemme.....
The crowd began to Boo as the picture appeared on the titantron. Jillian and Maryse just laughed.
Jillian: Then you have Velvet Sky......
Maryse: Talk about a fat person in spandex......
Jillian laughed along with Maryse as the crowd were severely booing them now.
Jillian: Second of all......
The crowd were still booing them and Jillian was starting to get pissed off.
Jillian (yelling): SECOND OF ALL!!!!
The crowd died down although some were still booing them.
Jillian: I’m not out here to just talk about her great we are.....I’m here to talk about Stacy Keibler...The crowd began to cheer at the mention of Stacy’s name....Now this.....BITCH!! She is the reason that I am not Thy WWE’s Women’s Champion....And we had a deal.....WE HAD A FRICKING DEAL!!! That we were going to wait until we were the final two before we tried to eliminate each other.....She did not stick to her side of the bargain...and somewhere down the line she WILL pay for making me lose MY TITLE !!
Jerry “The King” Lawler: It never was hers in the first place though?
JR: I know King. But Jillian felt going into the match that she would win and now that she doesn’t have the title around her waist she needs to have someone to blame, that person being Stacy Keibler.
Jerry “The King” Lawler: Right Now I’m with you JR.
Jillian: But anyway back to the issue at hand here....This Monday on RAW Maryse and I will be triumphant. We will then take out the trash and drop them off where they will NEVER be able to compete in Thy WWE again as Jillian Hall plus Maryse equals the most dominant diva team in Thy WWE even if it is for one week only.
Jillian and Maryse then dropped their microphones which made a loud noise on the speakers as they were still connected to the audio system. They laughed as some fans covered their ears as the noise was quiet loud and high pitched. Jillian and Maryse left the ring at went to the back.
LATER ON THAT NIGHT:::
Jillian was by the drinks machine when she was approached by Todd Grisham. As he tapped on the shoulder she turned round
Jillian: Oh. It’s you what do you want?
Todd: I just wanted to ask you a few questions if that’s ok?
Jillian: Sure. Go for it.
Todd: What the Thy WWE Universe wants to know is what your problem with Stacy Keibler is?
Jillian: What’s my problem with her? Don’t be so stupid Todd you should know..
Todd: Well that’s the thing Jillian....I don’t.
Jillian: Well then Todd....Let me enlighten you. I don’t like Divas who make a name for themselves just because she can’t wrestle but s well liked by the fans. I also don’t like Divas who make a name for themselves in the business just because they look “sexy” to the male audience. It’s pathetic and trashy.
Todd: Well some other people in the back are saying it’s because you’re jealous of Stacy. Is that true?
Jillian didn’t even answer the last question she turned round and slapped Todd across the face with force then grabbed him and threw him into the soda machine. As the camera looked at Jillian she walked away and then it zoomed into an unconscious Todd who was lying there with his glasses beside him broken.
EORP
Jerry “The King” Lawler: I know JR. I didn’t know what way it was going to go. I was on the edge of my seat.
At that a video package was shown on the events that occurred in the Diva Battle Royal. It showed the eliminations in the order that they occurred and then it showed the final four divas Jillian, Christy Hemme, Layla El and Stacy Keibler. It then struck the events of how the match came to a halt when Omega interfered and the match was stopped due to a DQ.
JR: That was an eventful match. But it was ruined by Omega.
Jerry “The King” Lawler: Not only that but the word around the locker room Is that it’s not just Stacy who is annoyed at her loss.
JR: Yes King that is true. Jillian who was one of the four final divas in the match has also been very vocal about her loss.
Jerry “The King” Lawler: Yes she has be-
Before Jerry had time to finish his sentence an unfamiliar song could be heard on the P.A System. It was Top Spin.
JR: Hang On isn’t that Jillian’s former entrance music.
JR was right. It was Jillian’s former theme music. But it was now her current entrance music. As the camera angle changed to the top of the entrance ramp, Jillian and Maryse appeared as they both taunted to the crowd they began to walk down to the ring giving narrowed eyed glares to the people sitting on each side of the ramp. As they reached the apron Jillian and Maryse parted ways as Maryse went round one side of the ring and Jillian went towards the announcer’s desk to collect two microphones. As the camera angle yet again changed to where Maryse was the viewing audience could see her do her trademark hair flip. As Maryse walked to the centre of the ring she was met by Jillian who handed her a microphone.
Jerry “The King” Lawler: What happened to Sliced Bread? Hey not that I’m complaining about it being gone.
Jillian: First off I want to say that I have finally realised......That I have been kidding myself for the past couple of years. I’m not in this business to prove I can sing.......I’m here to prove that I can wrestle!!!
The crowd gave a cheer as it seemed that Jillian was turning from her jealous and heel ways.
Jillian: But don’t even think for a second that I want your support as I’m here to kick ass and trample on people....NOT for your support.
Maryse gave a clap as the rest of the fans booed.
Jillian: Oh that reminds me people......I would like to introduce you to an old friend of mine......MARYSE!!!
The crowd booed as Maryse did her trademark hand signal to the crowd.
Jerry “The King” Lawler: I don’t care what the crowd or fans think.....Monday nights just got ALOT hotter.
JR: That goes without saying it king.
Jillian: What Maryse and I are going to accomplish on Monday Night is going to go without saying....It will be the easiest victory that either of us will gain in this company. I mean come on Christy Hemme? SERIOUSLY VINCE!!! She is not competition for us....She is just another washed up....prissy playboy good for nothing tart!!
Maryse covered her mouth as she joined Jillian in laughing as the crowd began a chant of
Jillian: Next you have Velvet Sky. I mean talk about a cross dresser in disguise.
JR: Now come on that was un-called for.
Jillian: You see there is a thing called air-brushing people! We’ve all heard of it. I mean just look at Sarah Jessica Parker. What you see on TV is COMPLELTLY different from what we see.....Let’s start off with Christy Hemme.....
The crowd began to Boo as the picture appeared on the titantron. Jillian and Maryse just laughed.
Jillian: Then you have Velvet Sky......
Maryse: Talk about a fat person in spandex......
Jillian laughed along with Maryse as the crowd were severely booing them now.
Jillian: Second of all......
The crowd were still booing them and Jillian was starting to get pissed off.
Jillian (yelling): SECOND OF ALL!!!!
The crowd died down although some were still booing them.
Jillian: I’m not out here to just talk about her great we are.....I’m here to talk about Stacy Keibler...The crowd began to cheer at the mention of Stacy’s name....Now this.....BITCH!! She is the reason that I am not Thy WWE’s Women’s Champion....And we had a deal.....WE HAD A FRICKING DEAL!!! That we were going to wait until we were the final two before we tried to eliminate each other.....She did not stick to her side of the bargain...and somewhere down the line she WILL pay for making me lose MY TITLE !!
Jerry “The King” Lawler: It never was hers in the first place though?
JR: I know King. But Jillian felt going into the match that she would win and now that she doesn’t have the title around her waist she needs to have someone to blame, that person being Stacy Keibler.
Jerry “The King” Lawler: Right Now I’m with you JR.
Jillian: But anyway back to the issue at hand here....This Monday on RAW Maryse and I will be triumphant. We will then take out the trash and drop them off where they will NEVER be able to compete in Thy WWE again as Jillian Hall plus Maryse equals the most dominant diva team in Thy WWE even if it is for one week only.
Jillian and Maryse then dropped their microphones which made a loud noise on the speakers as they were still connected to the audio system. They laughed as some fans covered their ears as the noise was quiet loud and high pitched. Jillian and Maryse left the ring at went to the back.
LATER ON THAT NIGHT:::
Jillian was by the drinks machine when she was approached by Todd Grisham. As he tapped on the shoulder she turned round
Jillian: Oh. It’s you what do you want?
Todd: I just wanted to ask you a few questions if that’s ok?
Jillian: Sure. Go for it.
Todd: What the Thy WWE Universe wants to know is what your problem with Stacy Keibler is?
Jillian: What’s my problem with her? Don’t be so stupid Todd you should know..
Todd: Well that’s the thing Jillian....I don’t.
Jillian: Well then Todd....Let me enlighten you. I don’t like Divas who make a name for themselves just because she can’t wrestle but s well liked by the fans. I also don’t like Divas who make a name for themselves in the business just because they look “sexy” to the male audience. It’s pathetic and trashy.
Todd: Well some other people in the back are saying it’s because you’re jealous of Stacy. Is that true?
Jillian didn’t even answer the last question she turned round and slapped Todd across the face with force then grabbed him and threw him into the soda machine. As the camera looked at Jillian she walked away and then it zoomed into an unconscious Todd who was lying there with his glasses beside him broken.
EORP
