Post by Vince McMahon on Feb 14, 2015 22:03:56 GMT -5
Thy WWE Presents
RAW 142
Live from Maverik Center - Salt Lake City, UT
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Phil Latio: Welcome to RAW! I am Phil Latio and I am here with my long time partner, Don Chuckles!
Don Chuckles: Phil, we are LIVE at the Maverik Center in Salt Lake City, Utah!
Phil Latio: And it's Valentine's Day Don! What did you get me?
Don Chuckles: Oh..... Sorry Phil, I totally forgot to buy you something.
Phil Latio: No worries Don, I didn't buy you anything as well! But let's get to our first match! A triple threat between Troy Motor, newcomer Lilith and returning Jax Sykes!
Match One: Lilith vs Troy Motor vs Jax Sykes
Steve Cruise: Thy WWE management has just informed me that this match has been changed to a singles match due to Troy Motors being in no condition to compete tonight.
The lights dim as 'What have you done' begins. The soft lyrics echo through the arena as anticipation builds and the fans get excited.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW!"
Steve Cruise: Introducing first, she hails from Las Vegas, Nevada, she is The Goddess, Lilith!
Hits the PA as the lights begin to strobe. Lilith rushes from the back. Pausing to look around the arena, a smirk crawls across her face like a Cheshire Cat before she runs the ramp and glides in under the bottom rope. Sitting up on her knees she whips her hair back, looking around the arena as she raises to her feet.
Heading for a post to taunt as the lights fade back to normal.
Life lessons learned the hard way by a day to remember begins to blare.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent, he hails from Yorkshire, England, weighing in at one hundred and ninety three pounds, Jax Sykes!
Jax Sykes comes out from the back he makes his way down the ramp and stops at the ring. He heaves himself up and rolls under the bottom rope. After getting into the ring he makes his way towards his respective turnbuckle.
As the official signals for the bell.
DING DING DING
Both competitors stare each other down for a moment. Both trying to size one another up. Jax is the first to make a move as he wraps Lilith up in a side headlock. He puts his weight down as he applies more pressure to the hold. Moments later Lilith shoves Jax into the ropes. Jax comes rebounding from the ropes and goes for a closeline, but Lilith ducks underneath it. Lilith rebounds off of the ropes and as Jax turns around, catches him with with a head scissors takedown. Lilith rushes to her feet as Jax gets to his and throws a hard elbow at his direction, but Jax blocks it. Lilith begins to throw punches, but Jax deflects them with his forearms and backs away, retreating into the ropes. The official steps infront of Lilith and makes her back away as Jax brings his body back into the ring. Jax and Lilith circle one another for a moment before Lilith lunges at Jax and takes him down with a leg sweep take down. Lilith quickly goes for the cover.
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Jax throws Lilith off of him before the official can count to two.
Jax rises to his feet and quickly downs Lilith with a drop kick. As Lilith gets to her feet, Jax hits her with another drop kick. Jax pulls Lilith up by her hair and downs her with a scoop slam.
Jax faces away and attempts a standing moonsault, but Lilith rolls out of the way as Jax crashes onto his stomach. Lilith dives at at Jax and drops a flying elbow drop onto the lower back of Jax. Lilith pummels Jax in the lower back with sharp knees before grinding her kneecaps at a standing position into his back causing him to writhe in pain.
Lilith continues her torture by driving Jax down hard with a simple yet effective back suplex and following the move up with a few more shades of the late Eddie Guerrero.
Lilith backs up into a corner and yells at Jax to get up with all his strength before hitting Oracle twice into Jax's skull for a three count.
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Winner of the Match: Lilith via Oracle
Phil Latio: Great win for Lilith!
Don Chuckles: Too bad for Jax but never the less, a pretty successful debut for Lilith.
Phil Latio: Let's go to our first commercial break.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The lights in the arena cut out.
The titantron erupts in static; the static fades out, revealing a man wearing a child-like mask in the shape of a sheep. He began whistling.
"It's coming." The voice echoes over the whistling.
"She came to me. She told me, told me ALL the secrets you so desire to hear......"
"We're coming."
The footage ends with a sudden cut to the sheep mask, before all of the lights in the arena come back on.
A lantern sits in the middle of the ring.
Phil Latio: What in the world? This is the 3rd time something like this has happened over the last few weeks.
Don Chuckle: It better be worth it, I hate when the lights go out, just annoying.
Phil Latio: You scared of the dark Don? He-he
Don Chuckles: Ah shut up! Someone better take that lantern out of the ring before this next match!
Match Two: Nero vs Demmie Mae
(Changed to Singles due to Shawn Michaels no showing)
As the referee rings the bell, the two wrestlers circle around each other and into persuasion plus boredom, Demmi pecks a kiss onto Nero before kicking her in the gut and dropping her down with a snap suplex.
She smoothens her momentum with a few quick elbow drops to the heart area of Nero before yelling to the crowd with a hellacious scream.
Nero uppercuts her in the mouth on the way back over to her and rises with fury in her eyes showing that she won't be defeated in her debut.
Nero kicks Demmie in to mid-section and connects with a quick DDT! Nero picks up Demmie by her hair and sets her up for a suplex, she tries to lift up but Demmie reacts and suddenly brings Nero down with a inside cradle pin!
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KICKOUT!
Demmie picks up Nero and irish whips her into the ropes. Nero runs back at Demmie, Demmie goes for a clothesline but Nero ducks under it. Nero connects with a neck breaker.
Nero now on her feet, decides to climb the nearest turnbuckle. The fans begin to get louder as Nero goes for the Frog Splash!
BUT NO!
Demmie lifts her knees up just in time, Nero falls back onto her back.
Demmie quickly connects with the Mantenga Sueño del Dragón, her version of a Dragon Sleeper Hold!
She locks it in with all her strength.
Phil Latio: This could be it Don! Nero may tap out!
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The referee is asking Nero if he wants to continue ...
Nero tells the referee that she wants to continue.
With all her strength, Nero rolls, being able to grab the bottom rope. The referee tells Demmie she has to let go of the hold.
Demmie stands up and brings Nero to her feet.
Demmie kicks Nero in the stomach and irish whips her to the turnbuckle. She begins to throw punches and kicks at Nero.
Demmie picks up Nero and places her on the top rope.
Don Chuckles: This won't end well!
Demmie backs up a few feet before running at Nero, who sits on the top rope. Suddenly, Nero throws an elbow at Demmie, stopping her in her tracks.
Nero goes airborne and connects with a spinning Broken Wings!
Phil Latio: That was a 720 DDT Don! My god!
Nero covers Demmie!
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Winner: Nero via Broken Wings
Phil Latio: What a debut for Nero! Great win over Demmie!
Don Chuckle: Demmie really showed rust for sure.
Nero exits the ring and walks into the back. Demmie slowly makes it to her feet.. Suddenly, Unknown Soldier hits the PA system as Kurt Orton walks down the ramp in his gear with a smile on his face as the fans repeatedly chant "Rumble Winner" he shakes a few hands before having a brief staredown with Demmie Mae... soon after they hug and Orton whispers in her ear to keep her head up.
Demmie smiles as he climbs up the steps and looks out to the crowd, they start a "Thank you KO" chant while a tear rolls down his eye... he grabs a mic and leans over the ropes staring at the Wrestlemania sign.
{The Prodigy} Kurt Orton
Let's all give a big round of applause to miss Demmi Mae for a valiant effort because just like me she has a dream to once again become a champion just like I do... last night we all saw this mug win the rumble and sure the haters might disagree but deep down in my heart! I scratched, clawed and kicked plus punched my way through 39 other guys to make it this damn far in my career!
but you see Blade is someone I respect and yes in the past my ego got the best of me and in a series of matches... I felt inferior and weak to the point where I needed to take time off... as much to your chagrin though my people when LaVigne won the damn title. I too was shocked... it changed me and made me a different person... look at the attire, the new haircut ... shit I feel brand fucking new!
Orton spins around and stares at the middle camera that is directed to all the TV's at home, he laughs and continues to speak.
This moment right here live on Monday Night Raw with all of you is simply the greatest moment of my career and AJ my Queen I vow to you and our darling little boy Jaden that I will walk out of Wrestlemania 5 as the new Thy WWE Heavyweight Champion of the world with a clean decisive pinfall.
Ladies & Gentlemen as the saying goes.... and if ya don't know... Now ya know!!!
Because that's How I Roll!!!
Kurt winks at the camera and exits the ring while the fans chant "Let's Go KO" repeatedly as he walks back up the ramp and the show goes to commercial.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
They say that when someone dies, they see their life flash before their eyes in an instant of pure clarity that lasts but one second yet is stretched out for an eternity. Following this explosive burst of endless self-reflection, you are overcome with a bright white light that carries you off into the great unknown, the vastness of the universe, where you become one with the infinite.
This was not how Christian Knight Felt.
No flash of life, no white light, no infinite. It was jus the cold hard bitter truth, and the reality that overcame him with the fact that he lost.
He Lost. How could he loose.
After every punch, he kept coming back. I kept throwing out the punishment but he was relentless. He was determined. He was too much.
I Lost.
Knight repeated those words.
Those words were overpowering, it occupied ever minute that passed on the clock that hung above him. He swung wildly, his fists connecting with the locker; blood flowed out from his fist from the impact of the blow. He smashed his fist in it again, and then again for a third time. He kept banging his hand against the locker room with repeated strikes, and blood flowed more freely from his hand as he began losing consciousness as the pain turned to numbness.
And the numbness turned to nothing.
And the nothing turned to nothing.
And the nothing turned to nothing.
And the nothing turned to …
Suddenly there was a knock on this locker room door. Knight snapped back to reality; wondering whom it could be. The door opened and from behind the door came the image of a man the slowly came into focus.
Joey The Bastard
What was he doing here? Was he here to taunt me?
Well look at you. I thought I heard something from out there in the hallway I wondered what all the commotion was all about. Turns out your just beating a defenseless locker.
How could this man understand what I was going threw. But atlas perhaps he could after all he suffered as much of a loss at Ascension as I did. Coming so close to winning the Ascension Rumble only to come up short. Only one man away from attaining glory and Main Eventing WrestleMania to go on to face Blade for the World Title. But atlas his victory much like mine was snatched away. I let him have it. I let my voice be known to him.
Who are you to talk? The man who couldn’t get it done. The man who had his moment he’s been waiting for; only for it to be snatched away from him by one man. By Kurt Orton to say the least. Unlike…
He interrupted me
Unlike you I was able to outlast 39 other men. Count them thirty-nine other man. I may have lost to one man in the end Knight, but you weren’t even able to outlast one. No you...
How dare he interrupt me.
I stood up and I got in his face and I stared him dead in his eyes.
I think you should leave before something bad happens to you Joey.
Joey just stood there and looked me dead in my eyes.
Then Perhaps I should stay.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: Welcome back! Up next we have two new comers taking on two members of the New Age, Zak Shields and Joey the Bastard!
Don Chuckles: Don't be surprise if there is some tension between Zak and Joey.
Phil Latio: Don't be surprised if the New Age get an easy victory!
Don Chuckles: What? No faith in the newcomers?
Match Three: Sin and Bishop vs Zak Shields and Joey the Bastard
Phil: Folks, it's time for a little tag team action!
Don: That's right, Latio, the New Age will be in action! This'll be great!
Phil: Zak Shields and Joey the Bastard will be looking for a bounce back victory after falling short in the Ascension Rumble. But, that won't be such an easy task, because they're taking on the brand new tag team of The Pentecostals. Not much is known about these two men, Sin and Bishop, but the wrestling world is buzzing for their debut tonight.
Don: Yeah, the fans are excited about their debut, but those fans are gonna be disappointed with the outcome.
The instrumental begins like a carnival, the house lights dimming and brightening to match the tempo.
"One shot heard around the world."
Bishop and Sin emerge from the back, a mixed fan reaction as each Pentecostal member makes his way to the ring. Sin is dressed in his normal attire, sunglasses and trench coat where Bishop is already ring ready.
Once to the ring, Sin slides in under the bottom rope as Bishop climbs to the top rope, taking his hand and touching the black cross on his face before making a cross gesture with his hand over his torso, forehead, and shoulders.
He enters the ring and walks over to Sin who has gotten to his feet, matching the gesture Bishop had just performed before removing his glasses and coat. Both men exchanging glances before getting down to business.
Phil: While we don't know too much about Sin and Bishop, I will tell you this... They damn sure are dangerous. They say that the purge has begun here in Thy WWE, and that they're going to fire fire with fire. And if that requires extreme violence, then they say so be it.
Don: Any other night, they would stand a chance in their debut, Latio. You wanna talk about dangerous men? How about the New Age? They're pissed off! Remember when they beat down all the ringside workers? Yourself included?
Phil: That's a night that I would love to forget, Don, but I know that's never going to happen as long as I live.
Don: And they literally destroyed Bret Hart weeks ago, taking him out of Thy WWE for good.
Phil: A dark day in the history of Thy WWE for sure.
Don: And just a few weeks ago, the world watched as Kurt Orton was handcuffed while he was forced to watch his wife AJ Orton have her neck broken by the hands of Joey the Bastard and Triana.
Phil: There's no denying that the New Age are dangerous. I get sick to my stomach when I think of the things that they've done in recent weeks. Especially that Bastard. He's sick in the head. He's mentally unstable! He's damn near psychotic!
Don: He's the most hardcore son of a bitch in the industry, Latio! Zak Shields is one of the best brawling, hard-hitters in the game today! And,sure, The Pentecostals have had their fair share of fame in the indys, but this is Thy WWE. The top of the mountain, and if those two men think that they can ride their previous fame, the New Age is gonna set them straight tonight. Speaking of which...
Rule Britannia blares over the arena and the fans go wild. Zak steps out into the arena with the Television Title around his waist, the Intercontinental Title over his shoulder and Sophie right behind him. The fans scream louder. He goes to each side of the ramp and holds his arms up to the fans. He walks to the middle of the ramp and he points to the ring.
Steve Cruise - "Ladies and Gentlemen, Being accompanied to the ring by Sophie Dumas, introducing from Leeds, England. Zak Shields!"
With that, Zak walks to the ring with Sophie on his free arm. They get to the ring and Zak slides under the bottom rope and he runs to the far corner and jumps onto the middle rope and takes the TV Title from round his waist and the Intercontinental Title from his shoulder and he raises them above his head. He then jumps down and he hands the titles to the Ref. Sophie climbs onto the outside and they share a kiss as the music dies down.
Don: I'm a little surprised by the reaction Zak is getting here... I mean, sure the New Age have their fans, but this was a big reaction for the Thy WWE TV-IC Champion.
Phil: Well, I respect this man for the challenges that he has faced in his life, and in his career. Nobody thought that he could become a dual champion, and here he is. He's gone through wars in Thy WWE and he never gave up. I think the fans have taken notice, and while he may hang with some rotten individuals, I've always seen Zak Shields as a real class act.
Don: Plus, it helps a little when you have Sophie by your side!
Phil: As for Joey the Bastard, I have no respect for that man. He has no respect for anything or anybody for that matter. He is rotten to the core, and here he comes...
"Fight Music" by D-12 starts out with the opening intro. The die hard New Age fans start to cheer, mostly dudes over twenty years old. But, they slowly start to get drowned out by the majority who welcome JTB with a negative response. The music kicks in to the chorus, the usual point where JTB bursts through the curtain. It switches to the first verse, and JTB hasn't come out yet. The song plays a little longer with Zak looking confused in the ring. Sin and Bishop are going over strategy in their corner. Then the music stops, JTB is nowhere to be found.
Phil: What's going on here? Where the hell is Joey the Bastard?
Don: Is he okay? Somebody get to the back and check and see if he's okay!
Zak looks bewildered as the ref starts talking to him. They start to argue a little before the ref eventually rings the bell...
*DING DING DING*
Don: What!?
Phil: Well, I have no idea where Joey the Bastard is, and from the looks of it, neither does Zak Shields! And the ref has forced this match to begin with or without The Bastard!
Don: A handicap match!?
Phil: It looks that way, Don, and Zak Shields is in for another battle tonight!
Zak looks up the ramp one more time with his arms out, being like "What the hell, man?" Sin takes the opening to attack Zak from behind, clubbing him hard across the back and knocking him off his feet. The crowd begins to not only boo the sneak attack, but also boo the fact that Joey the Bastard is missing in action. Sin continues the attack on Zak with hard axe handle clubs to the spine. Zak crawls to the corner and Sin starts to stomp him hard in the chest. Sin starts to choke Zak under the bottom rope with his boot. The ref moves in to start the five count...
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Sin removes his boot from Zak's throat. He takes a step back then runs at Zak, delivering a leaping stomp to Zak's chest.
Phil: A vicious assault from Sin in the early stages of this match!
Don: Come on, Zak, you can do this!
Zak gasps for air as Sin pulls him up by the hair. Ref's like "Hey!" and Sin drops Zak down to the mat with a hard closed fist punch square in the jaw. Zak gets to his feet and Sin grabs him, slamming him face first in to The Pentecostals corner. Sin tags in Bishop and Bishop heads up to the second rope. Sin heaves Zak up and drops his spine across the knee for a backbreaker. Sin holds Zak in that position and Bishop jumps off the second rope, driving his forearm in to Zak's face with a diving forearm from the second rope. Sin exits and Bishop takes control of the match, locking in a quick chin lock in a lay down position.
Phil: Impressive showing by Sin to start this match, and now it's Bishop's turn. Some consider Bishop to be the brains of the two, while Sin is more of the brawn. Bishop has been called calculated in his approach, while Sin is seen as a man of action as we already saw.
Don: I wanna know what happened to Joey the Bastard! Who cares about Sin and Bishop?
Phil: Well, Zak does because Sin and Bishop are dominating this match!
Don: Come on Zak!
Sophie starts to slap the mat in encouragement for Zak. The fans start to clap along. Zak gets to one knee while Bishop keeps the chin locked. Zak up to his feet now and the crowd is buzzing. Zak with an elbow to the gut. Then another. Then he pushes Bishop in to the ropes and sends him off. Bishop off the ropes, and Zak goes for a clothesline. Bishop ducks and keeps going. Off the ropes and Zak with a leap frog. Bishop stops dead in his tracks, turns around and grabs Zak in a waist lock, then heaves him over with a German suplex, complete with bridge. The ref down to make the count...
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Both men back up and Zak goes for another clothesline. Bishop ducks it again and wraps up Zak then drops him with a Russian legsweep. Zak back up as is Bishop. Bishop with a European uppercut, then drops Zak with a quick back suplex. Bishop reaches out and tags in Sin.
Phil: Zak Shields is in a bad predicament here. Where the hell is Joey the Bastard?
Don: Wait! Is that him?
The crowd begins to boo louder as Joey the Bastard steps out from the back. In the ring, Sin drops a leg across the chest of Zak. He covers...
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JTB stops at the top of the ramp with an intrigued look on his face as he watches what's going on in the ring. Sin pulls Zak up and sets him up in a powerbomb. Sin lifts Zak up and looks to hit the powerbomb in to the turnbuckle, but Zak gets free, then sends Sin face first in to the turnbuckle. Zak starts to fight back with rapid strikes in the corner. The crowd starts to cheer a little. Zak with a European uppercut of his own. Then he takes a few steps back, then charges Sin, hitting him with a big hard clothesline to the corner. Then Zak bounces off the ropes and connects with a jumping forearm smash right to Sin's face. Sin stumbles out from the corner and Zak drops him with a hard belly to belly suplex. JTB starts to nod his head a little bit as he starts to slowly clap for what he is seeing.
Phil: What the hell kind of game is Joey the Bastard playing? Your partner is in a damn match!
Don: Looks like Zak is doing just fine right now, Latio.
Zak covers...
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Kickout.
Zak gets up as does Sin. Zak grabs hold of Sin and hoists him up on to his shoulder, then drops Sin across his knee with a shoulder breaker. Zak points to the corner as the crowd cheers. Zak climbs up while JTB approaches ring side. Zak looks to go for the diving headbutt, and JTB grabs his attention by yelling "You can do it, Zak!" Zak looks down at JTB and yells "What are you doing?" JTB responds with "You got this." Sin explodes up on the turnbuckle and grabs Zak, flipping him over with a huge overhead belly to belly from the top rope. The crowd boos JTB now as he mouths the word "Oops!" He starts to get in to it with the fans at ringside. Sin crawls over and covers Zak...
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Kickout!
Sin drags Zak by the leg to the corner and reaches out for the tag from Bishop. Bishop in now, being completely undamaged and chop blocks Zak as Zak gets to his feet. JTB is still having words with fans at ringside. And he starts to sign a couple autographs for certain fans! Bishop grabs Zak by the leg and flips over, trying to hyper-extend it. Zak grabs his leg and Bishop bounces off the ropes and flies at Zak head first, connecting with a head butt to the face of a sitting Zak. Bishop pulls Zak up and snaps him back down with a suplex. Bishop pulls Zak up and whips him in to the corner. Running dropkick up under the chin. Zak down to the mat and Sin is tagged back in to the match. JTB looks in to the ring now and shakes his head. He shrugs then takes his place up on the apron, reaching out for the tag. Sin drops an elbow across the spine of Zak then covers...
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Sin gets up and waits in the corner for Zak to get up. Zak does and Sin runs at him, connected with a brutal Pump Kick that sends Zak crashing across the ring. JTB's like "Oh no!" with his hands on his head then starts to freak out on the apron, hand extended for the hot tag. But Sin covers...
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KICKOUT!
Sin looks a little pissed off as he looks over at Bishop. Bishop says "Don't worry about it!" and Sin pulls Zak up. Sin signals for the Sin Eater then goes to put the move in to effect, but Zak wiggles free, and crawls through Sin's legs. He crawls and goes to tag JTB...
He's almost there!
JTB extends his arm to receive the tag!
And Sin cuts Zak off with an axe handle to the back. The crowd groans. Sin drags Zak to the corner and tags in Bishop. Bishop in quick and hits another European uppercut. The crowd is firmly behind Zak at this point. Sophie is leading the way at ringside. Zak can't get out of the corner though. Chops and uppercuts from Bishop until he grabs Zak in a front face lock, lifts him up and drops him with a huge Impaler DDT. The crowd goes "OHHH!" and Bishop covers quickly, hooking the leg...
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KICKOUT!
YAY!
Phil: He kicked out! I thought it was over, Don!
Don: You said it yourself, Latio... Zak never gives up!
Phil: Yeah, no thanks to JTB!
Sin goes to enter the ring, but Bishop puts his hand up, saying, "I got this." Bishop pulls Zak up. JTB is going absolutely nuts on the apron, waiting for that hot tag. Bishop goes to whip Zak in to the corner, but Zak reverses. Bishop hits the corner and stumbles out and Zak lifts up and over with a back body drop. Zak on his knees now. Bishop back up and runs at Zak. Zak catches him and drops with an amazing belly to belly suplex from the kneeling position that sends Bishop crashing back first in the turnbuckles. Zak collapses. Bishop is in some serious pain. Both men start to crawl to their corners. the crowd is going crazy. JTB is going crazy, ready for the tag...
Don: Here we go!
Phil: Come on, get there Zak!
Zak crawls toward JTB...
Bishop crawls toward Sin!
JTB reaches out! As does Sin!
Zak's almost there! He's gonna make the tag!
Bishop tags in Sin!
Zak reaches out and goes to tag in JTB!
And JTB hops off the apron and starts to head toward the announce table as the crowd goes absolutely rabid on him. He laughs. Sin drops another elbow across the back of Zak Shields.
Phil: Oh, son of a bitch!
Don: What the hell?
JTB approaches the announce table and grabs a head set. He sits down at the table with Phil Latio and Don Chuckles...
JTB: What's goin' on boys?
Phil: What's the matter with you? You're leaving Zak in there to fight for himself! I thought you guys were brothers!
JTB: Oh, for sure, Zak is my brother. There's no doubt about that. But, sometimes one brother needs to show the other some tough love.
Don: He's right, Latio!
Phil: What in the world are you talking about?
JTB: See, Philly Cheesesteak, Zak sat by and watched me lose at Ascension. He did nothing to stop it. All he had to do was get his ass back down here, and we could all be going to WrestleMania to fight for the Title.
Sin continues his attack on Zak in the ring, hitting a suplex.
Phil: What? You couldn't win the thing by yourself? You needed your friends to help you? Is that it?
JTB: It's not a question of whether or not I can win a match... It's about loyalty, and it's about respect, and it was supposed to be about family, and last night... My family left me high and dry! But, like I said, I've forgiven them, and we can move on after tonight. I just wanted Zak to feel the same way that I felt at Ascension... Abandoned! Besides, Zak is one tough cookie. I'm sure he's got this match in the bag...
Exploder suplex from Sin, and Zak may not have much left in the tank...
JTB: Uh oh, big move from Sin! Does Zak Shields have enough left in the tank to come back from this?
Don: Sin covers!
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KICKOUT!
The crowd roars.
JTB: My GAWD, King! How in the hell did he kick outta that?
Sin tags in Bishop. Bishop pulls Zak up and whips him in to the ropes. Zak bounces off and Bishop drops down. Zak hops over and goes off the ropes again. Bishop goes for a boot to the gut, but Zak catches his foot. Zak then drops Bishop with a dragon screw legwhip. Bishop back up and Zak catches him, hooks the arm, and lifts Bishop up, dropping him with a vertical suplex. Zak keeps it locked as he swings his hips to get them both back up.
JTB: ONE Vertical suplex!
Zak drops Bishop with a second suplex, keeping it locked and swinging his hips to get both men back up again.
JTB: TWO Vertical suplexes!
Zak drops Bishop with the third amigo and both men lay motionless on the mat.
JTB: THREE Vertical suplexes! The three amigos! A-YEEYEEYEEYEEE-RRRRIBBAAAAA!
Don: Haha!
Phil: Get in the damn match!
JTB: I told you, Zak's got this handled.
The ref starts the standing ten count. Both men get to their feet at eight. Zak boots Bishop in the gut out of nowhere then locks him and lifts him up, hitting a Wild Bomb!
Phil: Wild Bomb! It's over!
JTB: Oh, wait. It looks like Zak's too battered to make the cover!
Zak falls back and then crawls to cover Bishop...
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KICKOUT!
JTB: Come on ref! He had him!
Don: Zak didn't get all of that cover!
Phil: Come on, JTB, you can put a stop to this easily.
JTB: Zak is fine! We're gonna win, trust me.
Zak gets up and spots JTB at the announce table. He runs and socks Sin square in the face with a hard forearm that causes Sin to fall off the apron. Zak yells at JTB. JTB yells back...
JTB: Now you know how I felt!
Zak shakes is head in disgust.
JTB: Uh oh, guys. I gotta go. Looks like Zak could use some help!
Don: Thanks for stopping by, JTB! Always a pleasure!
Phil: Are you kidding me?
JTB starts to make his way to his corner. Zak grabs Bishop and pulls him up. Zak drops Bishop with another Wild Bomb as the crowd explodes. Then Zak runs and bounces off the ropes. JTB reaches out and slaps his back as Zak bounces off the ropes, tagging himself in with a blind tag. Zak off the ropes and dives through the other side, taking out Sin who is still on the outside with a suicide dive. While this happens, JTB enters the ring and covers Bishop...
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*DING DING DING*
Don: WHAT? HAHAHA!
Phil: That no good, dirty...
Steve Cruise: Here are your winners... The team of Zak Shields and Joey the Bastard... The... NEW AGE!
Winners of the Match: Zak Shields and Joey the Bastard
"Fight Music" starts to play as the ref holds JTB's arm in the air. Zak looks on from ringside.
Phil: Zak Shields is pissed right off! And he should be! That Bastard stole the win!
Don: What matters is that the New Age won, Latio.
Phil: No! He knew exactly what he was doing. He let Zak Shields do all the work, take all the damage, take all the pain from Sin and Bishop. And then when it looked like Zak Shields was gonna pick up the victory, JTB stole it away! Damn him!
JTB is in the ring laughing, and celebrating like he had just won the World Title. Zak Shields rolls in to the ring, looking upset. JTB sees him. Zak goes to get an explanation, arms out from his side, and JTB gives him a quick hug, then quickly rolls out of the ring. JTB starts to head up the ramp. Sin and Bishop regroup on the outside while fans at ringside are showing them a little support for a damn fine effort. Zak stands in the ring with his hands on his hips, watching JTB walk up the ramp. JTB turns around and gives Zak a smile while shouting...
JTB: We did it, buddy! We did it!
The crowd is booing the shit out of JTB at this point. He soon disappears behind the curtain, leaving Zak standing in the middle of the ring in disbelief. The fans show him some support as he gives them a nod and Sophie joins him in the ring, holding his hand high in the air. The show cuts to commercial.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: Welcome back to the show! Up next is our main event!
Don Chuckles: Should be a good one Phil! Our Royal Rumble winner, Kurt Orton will take on Triana.
Phil Latio: And our World Champion, Blade LaVigne will be joining us to watch the match up close and personal.
Main Event: Kurt Orton vs Triana
Bleed For Me by Saliva begins to play off the P.A system as the fans begin to cheer as their Thy WWE Champion, Blade LaVigne walks onto the stage. Blade is dressed up in a nice suit as the championship rests on his right shoulder.
Phil Latio: Listen to this crowd Dan! The respect given to our champion!
Blade walks down the ramp, around the ring and finds seat next to Phil Latio and Don Chuckles. The ringside staff places a microphone on his undershirt. Blade hand shakes Phil and Don and he sits down. Blade's theme song fades as Phil Latio begins to speak.
Phil Latio: Thanks for joining us on commentary Blade.
Blade "Thy WWE Champion" LaVigne: My pleasure Phil. I am here to witness Kurt Orton fail to capture a victory.
Phil Latio: I must ask, did you watch the Royal Rumble even?
Blade LaVigne: I did Phil. The level of talent definitely varied for sure. I think if you have the match all over again, we could have a whole new winner. This match against Triana is just one step for Kurt Orton, to prove whether his Rumble win was a fluke or not.
Don Chuckles: Let's watch and find out then.
Theme Music: U + Ur Hand by Pink begins to play off of the P.A System as the fans begin to give mix reactions as Triana walks onto the stage. Triana with the look of determination walks down the ramp.
Steve Cruise: And this is our main event, first coming down to the ring, she is from Orlando, Florida, she is a former Intercontinental Champion.....TRIANA!!!!!!
Triana shakes her head after hearing that and slides into the ring. Triana jumps onto the turnbuckle and throws her hands up into the air as the fans give mix reactions. She jumps off the turnbuckle as her theme song begins to fade. Triana glances over at Blade but not for long as she re-focuses on the stage.
Phil Latio: A win against Kurt Orton tonight will be great for Triana.
Don Chuckles: Orton just won the Royal Rumble, if he loses this match, critics may be on his case, looking for answers on if he can actually challenge Blade at WrestleMania 5.
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Steve Cruise: Ladies & Gentlemen this next contest is scheduled for one fall... introducing first, from Newark, NJ weighing in at 245 pounds... This is "The Prodigy" Kurt Orton!!!
"Unknown Soldier" by Breaking Benjamin blasts across the PA System as Kurt Orton walks out after the opening beat, Kurt keeps on walking down the ramp until he reaches the stairs.
Phil Latio: A win tonight will look great for Kurt Orton moving forward to WrestleMania 5..
Kurt looks around the arena to all of his fans and pats his chest three times before entering the ring with a smile on his face, he pats his chest three more times and does the lookout taunt after that.
Orton stares at Triana as the referee calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Kurt Orton and Triana meet in the middle of the ring as they wrap up, Kurt with the weight advantage gets the upper hand first. He places Triana in a headlock and that turns into a hip-toss. Orton tries for a quick cover but Triana kicks out before the referee can even begin counting.
Phil Latio: Orton should know better, it's going to take more than a simple hip toss to keep Triana down.
Orton picks up Triana by the hair as she pushes him away. Kurt lounges at Triana but Triana kicks him in the gut and places him in a arm wrench which turns to her connecting with a quick DDT! Triana gets up and ropes at the ropes as Kurt Orton sits up. Triana hits a drop kick to him, knocking him back onto the mat. Orton rolls onto his stomach as Triana quick places him in a Fujiwara armbar!
Kurt screams out in pain as he begins to fight it and reach for the ropes.
Don Chuckles: Can Triana make Kurt Orton tap? That would be something else Phil!
Triana pulls back his arm even more, more and more Kurt fights as he finds a way to push himself up with his free hand. Triana gets to a knee, still pulling back his arm. Orton fights harder and makes it to his feet, same with Triana. Orton finds away to pull his arm out of the hold and throwing his elbow back into Triana's gut.
Quickly Orton runs into the ropes and drops Triana with a clothesline. Orton begins to hold his shoulder.
Phil Latio: Orton better be careful, getting injured is the last thing he wants to happen.
Orton picks up Triana and turns her around as he connects with a German Suplex. Orton kneels over Triana and begins to throw punches at her head.
She covers up and the referee has to warn Orton to get off of Triana.
Orton picks up Triana and irish whips her. Orton lowers his head, looking to flip Triana, but she reacts by kicking him in the face. Triana then connects with a snap suplex! Triana covers Orton.
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Triana picks Orton up and irish whips him into the ropes, Orton runs back at Triana as she hits a drop toe hold, bringing Orton to the ground. Triana takes the same arm as before and places Kurt in another Fujiwara armbar! She pulls back and Orton begins to yell in pain once again!
Phil Latio: She must be trying to rip his shoulder completely out of socket! Unbelievable.
Orton no where near the ropes, uses all of his strength to roll over on top of Triana and that brings him close enough to grab the ropes. Triana is told to let go of the submission.
Triana kicks Orton in the stomach while he is still on the ground. She picks up Orton and kicks him in the mid-section. She throws her self up and looks for a Hurricanrana but Kurt grabs the waist of Triana and keeps her up on his shoulders and drops her down with a Power-Bomb!
Phil Latio: What a reversal!
Blade's expression finally changes a little.
Orton begins to smack his chest with his free hand, his other arm is still in pain. Orton picks up Triana and kicks her in the stomach.
Phil Latio: Our world champion has gotten off his seat folks.
Kurt hooks her arms and twists her around, setting up for the Killswitch. Suddenly we see Blade jump onto the apron.
Blade LaVigne: Come on Kurt.. You want this title? You aren't good enough for this title! I am the champion Thy WWE needs, you are nothing compared to me!
Orton legs go of Triana's arms as she lays on the mat. Orton slowly walks towards Blade and suddenly runs at him. Blade drops down off the apron and begins to laugh at Orton.
Out of nowhere comes Triana! She picks him up backwards, setting Kurt Orton up for the LOL, a reverse death valley driver.
Triana with all her power connects with the LOL! Triana covers Kurt. The referee begins to count!
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WINNER OF THE MATCH: TRIANA!
Phil Latio: My god, what a finish! Orton had this match won until Blade got up and distracted Orton. Which gave Triana enough time to set him up for the LOL!
Blade cocks a smirk and begins to clap his hands as he walks around the ring, keeping his eye on Triana and Kurt Orton. Orton is on the mat, he lifts his head and stares at Blade. Triana celebrates but leaves the ring. She walks past Blade, staring at the title in doing so.
We can hear Kurt screaming for a microphone. As he gets to his knees. Triana makes her way into the back as Blade continues walking up the ramp.
{The Prodigy} Kurt Orton: Blade! Where you going? I had this match won! You took it away from me! I might've lost tonight, but I think you own these fans a match next week! I found the perfect person to fight you LaVigne!
My good friend, "The Street Dog" Jon Moxley challenges you to a match! What do you say?
Blade chuckles.
Blade LaVigne: Orton, I didn't take any victory from you, you were the one who reacted. You got scared and froze. You fell short this week against Triana and you can only blame yourself.
As for your challenge, I will accept. Some nobody that isn't even under contract with Thy WWE doesn't scare me. And hell, you can be at ringside if you want.
But understand one thing Kurt, in the end, you will thank me!
Blade lifts his title up into the air as the show fades to black and the show ends.
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--Recap--
Match One: Lilith over Jax Sykes
Segment
Match Two: Nero over Demmi
KO Segment
Knight and JTB Segment
Match Three: Zak and Joey over Sin and Bishop
Main Event
KO and Blade Segment
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Great job with the RPs this week everyone. Sorry for the delay.
If I forgot any segments, please let me know ASAP
Beno, when you finish the segment, let me know so I can add it.
New card tomorrow sometime.
RAW 142
Live from Maverik Center - Salt Lake City, UT
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Phil Latio: Welcome to RAW! I am Phil Latio and I am here with my long time partner, Don Chuckles!
Don Chuckles: Phil, we are LIVE at the Maverik Center in Salt Lake City, Utah!
Phil Latio: And it's Valentine's Day Don! What did you get me?
Don Chuckles: Oh..... Sorry Phil, I totally forgot to buy you something.
Phil Latio: No worries Don, I didn't buy you anything as well! But let's get to our first match! A triple threat between Troy Motor, newcomer Lilith and returning Jax Sykes!
Match One: Lilith vs Troy Motor vs Jax Sykes
Steve Cruise: Thy WWE management has just informed me that this match has been changed to a singles match due to Troy Motors being in no condition to compete tonight.
The lights dim as 'What have you done' begins. The soft lyrics echo through the arena as anticipation builds and the fans get excited.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW!"
Steve Cruise: Introducing first, she hails from Las Vegas, Nevada, she is The Goddess, Lilith!
Hits the PA as the lights begin to strobe. Lilith rushes from the back. Pausing to look around the arena, a smirk crawls across her face like a Cheshire Cat before she runs the ramp and glides in under the bottom rope. Sitting up on her knees she whips her hair back, looking around the arena as she raises to her feet.
Heading for a post to taunt as the lights fade back to normal.
Life lessons learned the hard way by a day to remember begins to blare.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent, he hails from Yorkshire, England, weighing in at one hundred and ninety three pounds, Jax Sykes!
Jax Sykes comes out from the back he makes his way down the ramp and stops at the ring. He heaves himself up and rolls under the bottom rope. After getting into the ring he makes his way towards his respective turnbuckle.
As the official signals for the bell.
DING DING DING
Both competitors stare each other down for a moment. Both trying to size one another up. Jax is the first to make a move as he wraps Lilith up in a side headlock. He puts his weight down as he applies more pressure to the hold. Moments later Lilith shoves Jax into the ropes. Jax comes rebounding from the ropes and goes for a closeline, but Lilith ducks underneath it. Lilith rebounds off of the ropes and as Jax turns around, catches him with with a head scissors takedown. Lilith rushes to her feet as Jax gets to his and throws a hard elbow at his direction, but Jax blocks it. Lilith begins to throw punches, but Jax deflects them with his forearms and backs away, retreating into the ropes. The official steps infront of Lilith and makes her back away as Jax brings his body back into the ring. Jax and Lilith circle one another for a moment before Lilith lunges at Jax and takes him down with a leg sweep take down. Lilith quickly goes for the cover.
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Jax rises to his feet and quickly downs Lilith with a drop kick. As Lilith gets to her feet, Jax hits her with another drop kick. Jax pulls Lilith up by her hair and downs her with a scoop slam.
Jax faces away and attempts a standing moonsault, but Lilith rolls out of the way as Jax crashes onto his stomach. Lilith dives at at Jax and drops a flying elbow drop onto the lower back of Jax. Lilith pummels Jax in the lower back with sharp knees before grinding her kneecaps at a standing position into his back causing him to writhe in pain.
Lilith continues her torture by driving Jax down hard with a simple yet effective back suplex and following the move up with a few more shades of the late Eddie Guerrero.
Lilith backs up into a corner and yells at Jax to get up with all his strength before hitting Oracle twice into Jax's skull for a three count.
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Winner of the Match: Lilith via Oracle
Phil Latio: Great win for Lilith!
Don Chuckles: Too bad for Jax but never the less, a pretty successful debut for Lilith.
Phil Latio: Let's go to our first commercial break.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The lights in the arena cut out.
The titantron erupts in static; the static fades out, revealing a man wearing a child-like mask in the shape of a sheep. He began whistling.
"It's coming." The voice echoes over the whistling.
"She came to me. She told me, told me ALL the secrets you so desire to hear......"
"We're coming."
The footage ends with a sudden cut to the sheep mask, before all of the lights in the arena come back on.
A lantern sits in the middle of the ring.
Phil Latio: What in the world? This is the 3rd time something like this has happened over the last few weeks.
Don Chuckle: It better be worth it, I hate when the lights go out, just annoying.
Phil Latio: You scared of the dark Don? He-he
Don Chuckles: Ah shut up! Someone better take that lantern out of the ring before this next match!
Match Two: Nero vs Demmie Mae
(Changed to Singles due to Shawn Michaels no showing)
As the referee rings the bell, the two wrestlers circle around each other and into persuasion plus boredom, Demmi pecks a kiss onto Nero before kicking her in the gut and dropping her down with a snap suplex.
She smoothens her momentum with a few quick elbow drops to the heart area of Nero before yelling to the crowd with a hellacious scream.
Nero uppercuts her in the mouth on the way back over to her and rises with fury in her eyes showing that she won't be defeated in her debut.
Nero kicks Demmie in to mid-section and connects with a quick DDT! Nero picks up Demmie by her hair and sets her up for a suplex, she tries to lift up but Demmie reacts and suddenly brings Nero down with a inside cradle pin!
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Demmie picks up Nero and irish whips her into the ropes. Nero runs back at Demmie, Demmie goes for a clothesline but Nero ducks under it. Nero connects with a neck breaker.
Nero now on her feet, decides to climb the nearest turnbuckle. The fans begin to get louder as Nero goes for the Frog Splash!
BUT NO!
Demmie lifts her knees up just in time, Nero falls back onto her back.
Demmie quickly connects with the Mantenga Sueño del Dragón, her version of a Dragon Sleeper Hold!
She locks it in with all her strength.
Phil Latio: This could be it Don! Nero may tap out!
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The referee is asking Nero if he wants to continue ...
Nero tells the referee that she wants to continue.
With all her strength, Nero rolls, being able to grab the bottom rope. The referee tells Demmie she has to let go of the hold.
Demmie stands up and brings Nero to her feet.
Demmie kicks Nero in the stomach and irish whips her to the turnbuckle. She begins to throw punches and kicks at Nero.
Demmie picks up Nero and places her on the top rope.
Don Chuckles: This won't end well!
Demmie backs up a few feet before running at Nero, who sits on the top rope. Suddenly, Nero throws an elbow at Demmie, stopping her in her tracks.
Nero goes airborne and connects with a spinning Broken Wings!
Phil Latio: That was a 720 DDT Don! My god!
Nero covers Demmie!
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Winner: Nero via Broken Wings
Phil Latio: What a debut for Nero! Great win over Demmie!
Don Chuckle: Demmie really showed rust for sure.
Nero exits the ring and walks into the back. Demmie slowly makes it to her feet.. Suddenly, Unknown Soldier hits the PA system as Kurt Orton walks down the ramp in his gear with a smile on his face as the fans repeatedly chant "Rumble Winner" he shakes a few hands before having a brief staredown with Demmie Mae... soon after they hug and Orton whispers in her ear to keep her head up.
Demmie smiles as he climbs up the steps and looks out to the crowd, they start a "Thank you KO" chant while a tear rolls down his eye... he grabs a mic and leans over the ropes staring at the Wrestlemania sign.
{The Prodigy} Kurt Orton
Let's all give a big round of applause to miss Demmi Mae for a valiant effort because just like me she has a dream to once again become a champion just like I do... last night we all saw this mug win the rumble and sure the haters might disagree but deep down in my heart! I scratched, clawed and kicked plus punched my way through 39 other guys to make it this damn far in my career!
but you see Blade is someone I respect and yes in the past my ego got the best of me and in a series of matches... I felt inferior and weak to the point where I needed to take time off... as much to your chagrin though my people when LaVigne won the damn title. I too was shocked... it changed me and made me a different person... look at the attire, the new haircut ... shit I feel brand fucking new!
Orton spins around and stares at the middle camera that is directed to all the TV's at home, he laughs and continues to speak.
This moment right here live on Monday Night Raw with all of you is simply the greatest moment of my career and AJ my Queen I vow to you and our darling little boy Jaden that I will walk out of Wrestlemania 5 as the new Thy WWE Heavyweight Champion of the world with a clean decisive pinfall.
Ladies & Gentlemen as the saying goes.... and if ya don't know... Now ya know!!!
Because that's How I Roll!!!
Kurt winks at the camera and exits the ring while the fans chant "Let's Go KO" repeatedly as he walks back up the ramp and the show goes to commercial.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
They say that when someone dies, they see their life flash before their eyes in an instant of pure clarity that lasts but one second yet is stretched out for an eternity. Following this explosive burst of endless self-reflection, you are overcome with a bright white light that carries you off into the great unknown, the vastness of the universe, where you become one with the infinite.
This was not how Christian Knight Felt.
No flash of life, no white light, no infinite. It was jus the cold hard bitter truth, and the reality that overcame him with the fact that he lost.
He Lost. How could he loose.
After every punch, he kept coming back. I kept throwing out the punishment but he was relentless. He was determined. He was too much.
I Lost.
Knight repeated those words.
Those words were overpowering, it occupied ever minute that passed on the clock that hung above him. He swung wildly, his fists connecting with the locker; blood flowed out from his fist from the impact of the blow. He smashed his fist in it again, and then again for a third time. He kept banging his hand against the locker room with repeated strikes, and blood flowed more freely from his hand as he began losing consciousness as the pain turned to numbness.
And the numbness turned to nothing.
And the nothing turned to nothing.
And the nothing turned to nothing.
And the nothing turned to …
Suddenly there was a knock on this locker room door. Knight snapped back to reality; wondering whom it could be. The door opened and from behind the door came the image of a man the slowly came into focus.
Joey The Bastard
What was he doing here? Was he here to taunt me?
Well look at you. I thought I heard something from out there in the hallway I wondered what all the commotion was all about. Turns out your just beating a defenseless locker.
How could this man understand what I was going threw. But atlas perhaps he could after all he suffered as much of a loss at Ascension as I did. Coming so close to winning the Ascension Rumble only to come up short. Only one man away from attaining glory and Main Eventing WrestleMania to go on to face Blade for the World Title. But atlas his victory much like mine was snatched away. I let him have it. I let my voice be known to him.
Who are you to talk? The man who couldn’t get it done. The man who had his moment he’s been waiting for; only for it to be snatched away from him by one man. By Kurt Orton to say the least. Unlike…
He interrupted me
Unlike you I was able to outlast 39 other men. Count them thirty-nine other man. I may have lost to one man in the end Knight, but you weren’t even able to outlast one. No you...
How dare he interrupt me.
I stood up and I got in his face and I stared him dead in his eyes.
I think you should leave before something bad happens to you Joey.
Joey just stood there and looked me dead in my eyes.
Then Perhaps I should stay.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: Welcome back! Up next we have two new comers taking on two members of the New Age, Zak Shields and Joey the Bastard!
Don Chuckles: Don't be surprise if there is some tension between Zak and Joey.
Phil Latio: Don't be surprised if the New Age get an easy victory!
Don Chuckles: What? No faith in the newcomers?
Match Three: Sin and Bishop vs Zak Shields and Joey the Bastard
Phil: Folks, it's time for a little tag team action!
Don: That's right, Latio, the New Age will be in action! This'll be great!
Phil: Zak Shields and Joey the Bastard will be looking for a bounce back victory after falling short in the Ascension Rumble. But, that won't be such an easy task, because they're taking on the brand new tag team of The Pentecostals. Not much is known about these two men, Sin and Bishop, but the wrestling world is buzzing for their debut tonight.
Don: Yeah, the fans are excited about their debut, but those fans are gonna be disappointed with the outcome.
The instrumental begins like a carnival, the house lights dimming and brightening to match the tempo.
"One shot heard around the world."
Bishop and Sin emerge from the back, a mixed fan reaction as each Pentecostal member makes his way to the ring. Sin is dressed in his normal attire, sunglasses and trench coat where Bishop is already ring ready.
Once to the ring, Sin slides in under the bottom rope as Bishop climbs to the top rope, taking his hand and touching the black cross on his face before making a cross gesture with his hand over his torso, forehead, and shoulders.
He enters the ring and walks over to Sin who has gotten to his feet, matching the gesture Bishop had just performed before removing his glasses and coat. Both men exchanging glances before getting down to business.
Phil: While we don't know too much about Sin and Bishop, I will tell you this... They damn sure are dangerous. They say that the purge has begun here in Thy WWE, and that they're going to fire fire with fire. And if that requires extreme violence, then they say so be it.
Don: Any other night, they would stand a chance in their debut, Latio. You wanna talk about dangerous men? How about the New Age? They're pissed off! Remember when they beat down all the ringside workers? Yourself included?
Phil: That's a night that I would love to forget, Don, but I know that's never going to happen as long as I live.
Don: And they literally destroyed Bret Hart weeks ago, taking him out of Thy WWE for good.
Phil: A dark day in the history of Thy WWE for sure.
Don: And just a few weeks ago, the world watched as Kurt Orton was handcuffed while he was forced to watch his wife AJ Orton have her neck broken by the hands of Joey the Bastard and Triana.
Phil: There's no denying that the New Age are dangerous. I get sick to my stomach when I think of the things that they've done in recent weeks. Especially that Bastard. He's sick in the head. He's mentally unstable! He's damn near psychotic!
Don: He's the most hardcore son of a bitch in the industry, Latio! Zak Shields is one of the best brawling, hard-hitters in the game today! And,sure, The Pentecostals have had their fair share of fame in the indys, but this is Thy WWE. The top of the mountain, and if those two men think that they can ride their previous fame, the New Age is gonna set them straight tonight. Speaking of which...
Rule Britannia blares over the arena and the fans go wild. Zak steps out into the arena with the Television Title around his waist, the Intercontinental Title over his shoulder and Sophie right behind him. The fans scream louder. He goes to each side of the ramp and holds his arms up to the fans. He walks to the middle of the ramp and he points to the ring.
Steve Cruise - "Ladies and Gentlemen, Being accompanied to the ring by Sophie Dumas, introducing from Leeds, England. Zak Shields!"
With that, Zak walks to the ring with Sophie on his free arm. They get to the ring and Zak slides under the bottom rope and he runs to the far corner and jumps onto the middle rope and takes the TV Title from round his waist and the Intercontinental Title from his shoulder and he raises them above his head. He then jumps down and he hands the titles to the Ref. Sophie climbs onto the outside and they share a kiss as the music dies down.
Don: I'm a little surprised by the reaction Zak is getting here... I mean, sure the New Age have their fans, but this was a big reaction for the Thy WWE TV-IC Champion.
Phil: Well, I respect this man for the challenges that he has faced in his life, and in his career. Nobody thought that he could become a dual champion, and here he is. He's gone through wars in Thy WWE and he never gave up. I think the fans have taken notice, and while he may hang with some rotten individuals, I've always seen Zak Shields as a real class act.
Don: Plus, it helps a little when you have Sophie by your side!
Phil: As for Joey the Bastard, I have no respect for that man. He has no respect for anything or anybody for that matter. He is rotten to the core, and here he comes...
"Fight Music" by D-12 starts out with the opening intro. The die hard New Age fans start to cheer, mostly dudes over twenty years old. But, they slowly start to get drowned out by the majority who welcome JTB with a negative response. The music kicks in to the chorus, the usual point where JTB bursts through the curtain. It switches to the first verse, and JTB hasn't come out yet. The song plays a little longer with Zak looking confused in the ring. Sin and Bishop are going over strategy in their corner. Then the music stops, JTB is nowhere to be found.
Phil: What's going on here? Where the hell is Joey the Bastard?
Don: Is he okay? Somebody get to the back and check and see if he's okay!
Zak looks bewildered as the ref starts talking to him. They start to argue a little before the ref eventually rings the bell...
*DING DING DING*
Don: What!?
Phil: Well, I have no idea where Joey the Bastard is, and from the looks of it, neither does Zak Shields! And the ref has forced this match to begin with or without The Bastard!
Don: A handicap match!?
Phil: It looks that way, Don, and Zak Shields is in for another battle tonight!
Zak looks up the ramp one more time with his arms out, being like "What the hell, man?" Sin takes the opening to attack Zak from behind, clubbing him hard across the back and knocking him off his feet. The crowd begins to not only boo the sneak attack, but also boo the fact that Joey the Bastard is missing in action. Sin continues the attack on Zak with hard axe handle clubs to the spine. Zak crawls to the corner and Sin starts to stomp him hard in the chest. Sin starts to choke Zak under the bottom rope with his boot. The ref moves in to start the five count...
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Sin removes his boot from Zak's throat. He takes a step back then runs at Zak, delivering a leaping stomp to Zak's chest.
Phil: A vicious assault from Sin in the early stages of this match!
Don: Come on, Zak, you can do this!
Zak gasps for air as Sin pulls him up by the hair. Ref's like "Hey!" and Sin drops Zak down to the mat with a hard closed fist punch square in the jaw. Zak gets to his feet and Sin grabs him, slamming him face first in to The Pentecostals corner. Sin tags in Bishop and Bishop heads up to the second rope. Sin heaves Zak up and drops his spine across the knee for a backbreaker. Sin holds Zak in that position and Bishop jumps off the second rope, driving his forearm in to Zak's face with a diving forearm from the second rope. Sin exits and Bishop takes control of the match, locking in a quick chin lock in a lay down position.
Phil: Impressive showing by Sin to start this match, and now it's Bishop's turn. Some consider Bishop to be the brains of the two, while Sin is more of the brawn. Bishop has been called calculated in his approach, while Sin is seen as a man of action as we already saw.
Don: I wanna know what happened to Joey the Bastard! Who cares about Sin and Bishop?
Phil: Well, Zak does because Sin and Bishop are dominating this match!
Don: Come on Zak!
Sophie starts to slap the mat in encouragement for Zak. The fans start to clap along. Zak gets to one knee while Bishop keeps the chin locked. Zak up to his feet now and the crowd is buzzing. Zak with an elbow to the gut. Then another. Then he pushes Bishop in to the ropes and sends him off. Bishop off the ropes, and Zak goes for a clothesline. Bishop ducks and keeps going. Off the ropes and Zak with a leap frog. Bishop stops dead in his tracks, turns around and grabs Zak in a waist lock, then heaves him over with a German suplex, complete with bridge. The ref down to make the count...
1...
2...
Kickout.
Both men back up and Zak goes for another clothesline. Bishop ducks it again and wraps up Zak then drops him with a Russian legsweep. Zak back up as is Bishop. Bishop with a European uppercut, then drops Zak with a quick back suplex. Bishop reaches out and tags in Sin.
Phil: Zak Shields is in a bad predicament here. Where the hell is Joey the Bastard?
Don: Wait! Is that him?
The crowd begins to boo louder as Joey the Bastard steps out from the back. In the ring, Sin drops a leg across the chest of Zak. He covers...
1...
2...
Kickout.
JTB stops at the top of the ramp with an intrigued look on his face as he watches what's going on in the ring. Sin pulls Zak up and sets him up in a powerbomb. Sin lifts Zak up and looks to hit the powerbomb in to the turnbuckle, but Zak gets free, then sends Sin face first in to the turnbuckle. Zak starts to fight back with rapid strikes in the corner. The crowd starts to cheer a little. Zak with a European uppercut of his own. Then he takes a few steps back, then charges Sin, hitting him with a big hard clothesline to the corner. Then Zak bounces off the ropes and connects with a jumping forearm smash right to Sin's face. Sin stumbles out from the corner and Zak drops him with a hard belly to belly suplex. JTB starts to nod his head a little bit as he starts to slowly clap for what he is seeing.
Phil: What the hell kind of game is Joey the Bastard playing? Your partner is in a damn match!
Don: Looks like Zak is doing just fine right now, Latio.
Zak covers...
1...
2...
Kickout.
Zak gets up as does Sin. Zak grabs hold of Sin and hoists him up on to his shoulder, then drops Sin across his knee with a shoulder breaker. Zak points to the corner as the crowd cheers. Zak climbs up while JTB approaches ring side. Zak looks to go for the diving headbutt, and JTB grabs his attention by yelling "You can do it, Zak!" Zak looks down at JTB and yells "What are you doing?" JTB responds with "You got this." Sin explodes up on the turnbuckle and grabs Zak, flipping him over with a huge overhead belly to belly from the top rope. The crowd boos JTB now as he mouths the word "Oops!" He starts to get in to it with the fans at ringside. Sin crawls over and covers Zak...
1...
2...
Kickout!
Sin drags Zak by the leg to the corner and reaches out for the tag from Bishop. Bishop in now, being completely undamaged and chop blocks Zak as Zak gets to his feet. JTB is still having words with fans at ringside. And he starts to sign a couple autographs for certain fans! Bishop grabs Zak by the leg and flips over, trying to hyper-extend it. Zak grabs his leg and Bishop bounces off the ropes and flies at Zak head first, connecting with a head butt to the face of a sitting Zak. Bishop pulls Zak up and snaps him back down with a suplex. Bishop pulls Zak up and whips him in to the corner. Running dropkick up under the chin. Zak down to the mat and Sin is tagged back in to the match. JTB looks in to the ring now and shakes his head. He shrugs then takes his place up on the apron, reaching out for the tag. Sin drops an elbow across the spine of Zak then covers...
1...
2...
Kickout!
Sin gets up and waits in the corner for Zak to get up. Zak does and Sin runs at him, connected with a brutal Pump Kick that sends Zak crashing across the ring. JTB's like "Oh no!" with his hands on his head then starts to freak out on the apron, hand extended for the hot tag. But Sin covers...
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
Sin looks a little pissed off as he looks over at Bishop. Bishop says "Don't worry about it!" and Sin pulls Zak up. Sin signals for the Sin Eater then goes to put the move in to effect, but Zak wiggles free, and crawls through Sin's legs. He crawls and goes to tag JTB...
He's almost there!
JTB extends his arm to receive the tag!
And Sin cuts Zak off with an axe handle to the back. The crowd groans. Sin drags Zak to the corner and tags in Bishop. Bishop in quick and hits another European uppercut. The crowd is firmly behind Zak at this point. Sophie is leading the way at ringside. Zak can't get out of the corner though. Chops and uppercuts from Bishop until he grabs Zak in a front face lock, lifts him up and drops him with a huge Impaler DDT. The crowd goes "OHHH!" and Bishop covers quickly, hooking the leg...
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
YAY!
Phil: He kicked out! I thought it was over, Don!
Don: You said it yourself, Latio... Zak never gives up!
Phil: Yeah, no thanks to JTB!
Sin goes to enter the ring, but Bishop puts his hand up, saying, "I got this." Bishop pulls Zak up. JTB is going absolutely nuts on the apron, waiting for that hot tag. Bishop goes to whip Zak in to the corner, but Zak reverses. Bishop hits the corner and stumbles out and Zak lifts up and over with a back body drop. Zak on his knees now. Bishop back up and runs at Zak. Zak catches him and drops with an amazing belly to belly suplex from the kneeling position that sends Bishop crashing back first in the turnbuckles. Zak collapses. Bishop is in some serious pain. Both men start to crawl to their corners. the crowd is going crazy. JTB is going crazy, ready for the tag...
Don: Here we go!
Phil: Come on, get there Zak!
Zak crawls toward JTB...
Bishop crawls toward Sin!
JTB reaches out! As does Sin!
Zak's almost there! He's gonna make the tag!
Bishop tags in Sin!
Zak reaches out and goes to tag in JTB!
And JTB hops off the apron and starts to head toward the announce table as the crowd goes absolutely rabid on him. He laughs. Sin drops another elbow across the back of Zak Shields.
Phil: Oh, son of a bitch!
Don: What the hell?
JTB approaches the announce table and grabs a head set. He sits down at the table with Phil Latio and Don Chuckles...
JTB: What's goin' on boys?
Phil: What's the matter with you? You're leaving Zak in there to fight for himself! I thought you guys were brothers!
JTB: Oh, for sure, Zak is my brother. There's no doubt about that. But, sometimes one brother needs to show the other some tough love.
Don: He's right, Latio!
Phil: What in the world are you talking about?
JTB: See, Philly Cheesesteak, Zak sat by and watched me lose at Ascension. He did nothing to stop it. All he had to do was get his ass back down here, and we could all be going to WrestleMania to fight for the Title.
Sin continues his attack on Zak in the ring, hitting a suplex.
Phil: What? You couldn't win the thing by yourself? You needed your friends to help you? Is that it?
JTB: It's not a question of whether or not I can win a match... It's about loyalty, and it's about respect, and it was supposed to be about family, and last night... My family left me high and dry! But, like I said, I've forgiven them, and we can move on after tonight. I just wanted Zak to feel the same way that I felt at Ascension... Abandoned! Besides, Zak is one tough cookie. I'm sure he's got this match in the bag...
Exploder suplex from Sin, and Zak may not have much left in the tank...
JTB: Uh oh, big move from Sin! Does Zak Shields have enough left in the tank to come back from this?
Don: Sin covers!
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
The crowd roars.
JTB: My GAWD, King! How in the hell did he kick outta that?
Sin tags in Bishop. Bishop pulls Zak up and whips him in to the ropes. Zak bounces off and Bishop drops down. Zak hops over and goes off the ropes again. Bishop goes for a boot to the gut, but Zak catches his foot. Zak then drops Bishop with a dragon screw legwhip. Bishop back up and Zak catches him, hooks the arm, and lifts Bishop up, dropping him with a vertical suplex. Zak keeps it locked as he swings his hips to get them both back up.
JTB: ONE Vertical suplex!
Zak drops Bishop with a second suplex, keeping it locked and swinging his hips to get both men back up again.
JTB: TWO Vertical suplexes!
Zak drops Bishop with the third amigo and both men lay motionless on the mat.
JTB: THREE Vertical suplexes! The three amigos! A-YEEYEEYEEYEEE-RRRRIBBAAAAA!
Don: Haha!
Phil: Get in the damn match!
JTB: I told you, Zak's got this handled.
The ref starts the standing ten count. Both men get to their feet at eight. Zak boots Bishop in the gut out of nowhere then locks him and lifts him up, hitting a Wild Bomb!
Phil: Wild Bomb! It's over!
JTB: Oh, wait. It looks like Zak's too battered to make the cover!
Zak falls back and then crawls to cover Bishop...
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
JTB: Come on ref! He had him!
Don: Zak didn't get all of that cover!
Phil: Come on, JTB, you can put a stop to this easily.
JTB: Zak is fine! We're gonna win, trust me.
Zak gets up and spots JTB at the announce table. He runs and socks Sin square in the face with a hard forearm that causes Sin to fall off the apron. Zak yells at JTB. JTB yells back...
JTB: Now you know how I felt!
Zak shakes is head in disgust.
JTB: Uh oh, guys. I gotta go. Looks like Zak could use some help!
Don: Thanks for stopping by, JTB! Always a pleasure!
Phil: Are you kidding me?
JTB starts to make his way to his corner. Zak grabs Bishop and pulls him up. Zak drops Bishop with another Wild Bomb as the crowd explodes. Then Zak runs and bounces off the ropes. JTB reaches out and slaps his back as Zak bounces off the ropes, tagging himself in with a blind tag. Zak off the ropes and dives through the other side, taking out Sin who is still on the outside with a suicide dive. While this happens, JTB enters the ring and covers Bishop...
1...
2...
3!
*DING DING DING*
Don: WHAT? HAHAHA!
Phil: That no good, dirty...
Steve Cruise: Here are your winners... The team of Zak Shields and Joey the Bastard... The... NEW AGE!
Winners of the Match: Zak Shields and Joey the Bastard
"Fight Music" starts to play as the ref holds JTB's arm in the air. Zak looks on from ringside.
Phil: Zak Shields is pissed right off! And he should be! That Bastard stole the win!
Don: What matters is that the New Age won, Latio.
Phil: No! He knew exactly what he was doing. He let Zak Shields do all the work, take all the damage, take all the pain from Sin and Bishop. And then when it looked like Zak Shields was gonna pick up the victory, JTB stole it away! Damn him!
JTB is in the ring laughing, and celebrating like he had just won the World Title. Zak Shields rolls in to the ring, looking upset. JTB sees him. Zak goes to get an explanation, arms out from his side, and JTB gives him a quick hug, then quickly rolls out of the ring. JTB starts to head up the ramp. Sin and Bishop regroup on the outside while fans at ringside are showing them a little support for a damn fine effort. Zak stands in the ring with his hands on his hips, watching JTB walk up the ramp. JTB turns around and gives Zak a smile while shouting...
JTB: We did it, buddy! We did it!
The crowd is booing the shit out of JTB at this point. He soon disappears behind the curtain, leaving Zak standing in the middle of the ring in disbelief. The fans show him some support as he gives them a nod and Sophie joins him in the ring, holding his hand high in the air. The show cuts to commercial.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: Welcome back to the show! Up next is our main event!
Don Chuckles: Should be a good one Phil! Our Royal Rumble winner, Kurt Orton will take on Triana.
Phil Latio: And our World Champion, Blade LaVigne will be joining us to watch the match up close and personal.
Main Event: Kurt Orton vs Triana
Bleed For Me by Saliva begins to play off the P.A system as the fans begin to cheer as their Thy WWE Champion, Blade LaVigne walks onto the stage. Blade is dressed up in a nice suit as the championship rests on his right shoulder.
Phil Latio: Listen to this crowd Dan! The respect given to our champion!
Blade walks down the ramp, around the ring and finds seat next to Phil Latio and Don Chuckles. The ringside staff places a microphone on his undershirt. Blade hand shakes Phil and Don and he sits down. Blade's theme song fades as Phil Latio begins to speak.
Phil Latio: Thanks for joining us on commentary Blade.
Blade "Thy WWE Champion" LaVigne: My pleasure Phil. I am here to witness Kurt Orton fail to capture a victory.
Phil Latio: I must ask, did you watch the Royal Rumble even?
Blade LaVigne: I did Phil. The level of talent definitely varied for sure. I think if you have the match all over again, we could have a whole new winner. This match against Triana is just one step for Kurt Orton, to prove whether his Rumble win was a fluke or not.
Don Chuckles: Let's watch and find out then.
Theme Music: U + Ur Hand by Pink begins to play off of the P.A System as the fans begin to give mix reactions as Triana walks onto the stage. Triana with the look of determination walks down the ramp.
Steve Cruise: And this is our main event, first coming down to the ring, she is from Orlando, Florida, she is a former Intercontinental Champion.....TRIANA!!!!!!
Triana shakes her head after hearing that and slides into the ring. Triana jumps onto the turnbuckle and throws her hands up into the air as the fans give mix reactions. She jumps off the turnbuckle as her theme song begins to fade. Triana glances over at Blade but not for long as she re-focuses on the stage.
Phil Latio: A win against Kurt Orton tonight will be great for Triana.
Don Chuckles: Orton just won the Royal Rumble, if he loses this match, critics may be on his case, looking for answers on if he can actually challenge Blade at WrestleMania 5.
Suddenly
HIT!
THE!
SWITCH!
Steve Cruise: Ladies & Gentlemen this next contest is scheduled for one fall... introducing first, from Newark, NJ weighing in at 245 pounds... This is "The Prodigy" Kurt Orton!!!
"Unknown Soldier" by Breaking Benjamin blasts across the PA System as Kurt Orton walks out after the opening beat, Kurt keeps on walking down the ramp until he reaches the stairs.
Phil Latio: A win tonight will look great for Kurt Orton moving forward to WrestleMania 5..
Kurt looks around the arena to all of his fans and pats his chest three times before entering the ring with a smile on his face, he pats his chest three more times and does the lookout taunt after that.
Orton stares at Triana as the referee calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Kurt Orton and Triana meet in the middle of the ring as they wrap up, Kurt with the weight advantage gets the upper hand first. He places Triana in a headlock and that turns into a hip-toss. Orton tries for a quick cover but Triana kicks out before the referee can even begin counting.
Phil Latio: Orton should know better, it's going to take more than a simple hip toss to keep Triana down.
Orton picks up Triana by the hair as she pushes him away. Kurt lounges at Triana but Triana kicks him in the gut and places him in a arm wrench which turns to her connecting with a quick DDT! Triana gets up and ropes at the ropes as Kurt Orton sits up. Triana hits a drop kick to him, knocking him back onto the mat. Orton rolls onto his stomach as Triana quick places him in a Fujiwara armbar!
Kurt screams out in pain as he begins to fight it and reach for the ropes.
Don Chuckles: Can Triana make Kurt Orton tap? That would be something else Phil!
Triana pulls back his arm even more, more and more Kurt fights as he finds a way to push himself up with his free hand. Triana gets to a knee, still pulling back his arm. Orton fights harder and makes it to his feet, same with Triana. Orton finds away to pull his arm out of the hold and throwing his elbow back into Triana's gut.
Quickly Orton runs into the ropes and drops Triana with a clothesline. Orton begins to hold his shoulder.
Phil Latio: Orton better be careful, getting injured is the last thing he wants to happen.
Orton picks up Triana and turns her around as he connects with a German Suplex. Orton kneels over Triana and begins to throw punches at her head.
She covers up and the referee has to warn Orton to get off of Triana.
Orton picks up Triana and irish whips her. Orton lowers his head, looking to flip Triana, but she reacts by kicking him in the face. Triana then connects with a snap suplex! Triana covers Orton.
1.........................
2.....................
Kickout!
Triana picks Orton up and irish whips him into the ropes, Orton runs back at Triana as she hits a drop toe hold, bringing Orton to the ground. Triana takes the same arm as before and places Kurt in another Fujiwara armbar! She pulls back and Orton begins to yell in pain once again!
Phil Latio: She must be trying to rip his shoulder completely out of socket! Unbelievable.
Orton no where near the ropes, uses all of his strength to roll over on top of Triana and that brings him close enough to grab the ropes. Triana is told to let go of the submission.
Triana kicks Orton in the stomach while he is still on the ground. She picks up Orton and kicks him in the mid-section. She throws her self up and looks for a Hurricanrana but Kurt grabs the waist of Triana and keeps her up on his shoulders and drops her down with a Power-Bomb!
Phil Latio: What a reversal!
Blade's expression finally changes a little.
Orton begins to smack his chest with his free hand, his other arm is still in pain. Orton picks up Triana and kicks her in the stomach.
Phil Latio: Our world champion has gotten off his seat folks.
Kurt hooks her arms and twists her around, setting up for the Killswitch. Suddenly we see Blade jump onto the apron.
Blade LaVigne: Come on Kurt.. You want this title? You aren't good enough for this title! I am the champion Thy WWE needs, you are nothing compared to me!
Orton legs go of Triana's arms as she lays on the mat. Orton slowly walks towards Blade and suddenly runs at him. Blade drops down off the apron and begins to laugh at Orton.
Out of nowhere comes Triana! She picks him up backwards, setting Kurt Orton up for the LOL, a reverse death valley driver.
Triana with all her power connects with the LOL! Triana covers Kurt. The referee begins to count!
1..............................................
2..............................................
.........................3!!!!!
WINNER OF THE MATCH: TRIANA!
Phil Latio: My god, what a finish! Orton had this match won until Blade got up and distracted Orton. Which gave Triana enough time to set him up for the LOL!
Blade cocks a smirk and begins to clap his hands as he walks around the ring, keeping his eye on Triana and Kurt Orton. Orton is on the mat, he lifts his head and stares at Blade. Triana celebrates but leaves the ring. She walks past Blade, staring at the title in doing so.
We can hear Kurt screaming for a microphone. As he gets to his knees. Triana makes her way into the back as Blade continues walking up the ramp.
{The Prodigy} Kurt Orton: Blade! Where you going? I had this match won! You took it away from me! I might've lost tonight, but I think you own these fans a match next week! I found the perfect person to fight you LaVigne!
My good friend, "The Street Dog" Jon Moxley challenges you to a match! What do you say?
Blade chuckles.
Blade LaVigne: Orton, I didn't take any victory from you, you were the one who reacted. You got scared and froze. You fell short this week against Triana and you can only blame yourself.
As for your challenge, I will accept. Some nobody that isn't even under contract with Thy WWE doesn't scare me. And hell, you can be at ringside if you want.
But understand one thing Kurt, in the end, you will thank me!
Blade lifts his title up into the air as the show fades to black and the show ends.
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--Recap--
Match One: Lilith over Jax Sykes
Segment
Match Two: Nero over Demmi
KO Segment
Knight and JTB Segment
Match Three: Zak and Joey over Sin and Bishop
Main Event
KO and Blade Segment
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Great job with the RPs this week everyone. Sorry for the delay.
If I forgot any segments, please let me know ASAP
Beno, when you finish the segment, let me know so I can add it.
New card tomorrow sometime.
