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Post by Vince McMahon on Dec 8, 2014 22:09:58 GMT -5
Thy WWE Presents
RAW 140 Results
Live From: Aviva Stadium, Dublin, Ireland
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“Jesus Chris it’s cold out here….where is it already!
There…
The seclusion of this location seems fitting giving his recluse lifestyle that he chose to live. No matter, there are greater matters at hand to attend to. I must admit that I underestimated him; I really thought that he didn’t have it in him to pull that off and leave me lying on the mat last week. But he really has no idea, only if this damn camera crew hurries up and gets set up.
There we go…and there’s my cue.
Christian Knight: Hello Austin. I must admit that I am impressed; I did not think that you had it in you to get one over on me like that last week. I bet you felt pretty proud of yourself after you snuck into the ring and attacked me like a coward huh.
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Christian Knight: No matter. Take a look around; do you know where I am Austin? Huh? Do you know where I am right now? Does this place look familiar?
Coming to Ken’s headstone was a stroke of genius on my part I must say.
Christian Knight: I bet you know exactly where I am. Jesus Austin, I knew that you and Ken were alike but do you really have any idea what you’ve done? Do you know what you’ve started for yourself? Take a second and think about this Austin, I don’t need to put my hands on you to be able to hurt you. I don’t need to put my hands on you to be able to get inside your head.
Hell I’d say I’m already there.
Since the first time our paths crossed at Halloween Havoc I know I’ve been on your mind Austin.
Austin do you really know what I am capable of? Take a good long look at your brother, where his obsession with me got him. Take a look at Beno, take a look at the Knights of the Roundtable and ask them where their obsessions with me got them. Austin I know you asked for this, but listen very closely when I tell you that I am going to make sure that you regret it. You wanted this Austin, and now I’m going to make sure that I give it to you. Just remember that we are past the point of no return, there is no going back now.
This next part I’m especially looking forward to.
At first Austin I think I was actually willing to take pity on you, I mean you were nothing more then all talk. Your threats were hollow; you were never going to do anything. But then again, you were never exactly the brightest bulb in the box. That’s why I know you’re not going to let this go. I know you’re going to paint some melodramatic picture about how this is going to be you avenging your brother’s honor. But let me tell you how this is actually going to end, go ahead and take a look.
I got a headstone for Austin that’s placed right next to his brother.
They started in this business together, and now they can rest together.
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The scene opens up with RAW 140! Fans are cheering and Phil Latio begins to speak.
Phil Latio: Welcome to Monday Night RAW! I am Phil Latio and next to me is my long time partner, Don Chuckles. Don, what a show we have in stored for tonight!
Don Chuckles: Correct Phil! Some interesting matches for sure. Our main event has a lot riding on it as well. Rain takes on Joey the Bastard and if Rain wins, he is given a title shot at Zak Shields and Joey the Bastard will be out of the rumble!
Phil Latio: That's one that I am very excited for! But first, we have our opening match! Newcomer Dan Murph is taking on Swag-a-licious and Sir Lucious Leftfoot! But there is a catch!
Don Chuckles: If Swag and Leftfoot lose, their contracts will be terminated from Thy WWE and they will no longer be on the roster! I wonder what is going on within the minds of those two!
Phil Latio: I would assume, not to lose. Haha. But yes, let's get to our first match!
Match One: Dan Murph vs Mr. Swag-a-licious & Sir Lucious Leftfoot
Handicap: 2 on 1 Match
Mr. Swag-A-Licious bursts threw the curtains wearing his brown pants. He starts juking and jiving while he makes his way down the ramp.
He then goes towards the crowd and starts digging threw his pocket and pulls out some SWAG CANDY.
He grab a black dick shaped looking gummy bear and gives it to a women in the crowd who snatches it up and happily eats it up; slurping
every bit of the gummy candy.
Mr. Swag-A-Licious: Yeah baby.. it's that MAN DANG DANG.. AND PACKING….
PACKING MORE THEN PACK A STAN..
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Mr. Swag-Licious then runs towards the ring and then slides under the bottom rope and then takes all the rest of his dick shaped candies and starts tossing them out to the crowd before getting into his perspective turnbuckle.
Sir Luscious comes out from the back as his music hits he makes his way down the ramp and stops at the ring. He heaves himself up and rolls under the bottom rope. After getting into the ring he makes his way towards his respective turnbuckle and awaits for his opponent
Dan Murph comes out from the back as his music hits he makes his way down the ramp and stops at the ring. He heaves himself up and rolls under the bottom rope. After getting into the ring he makes his way towards his respective turnbuckle and awaits for the referee to get this match underway.
Ding…Ding…Ding.
Swag goes towards Dan, but Dan drops by doing the splits and nails him square in the balls, Swag falls down to his knees, as tears start coming down. Leftfoot now comes toward Dan, but Dan acts swiftly as he leg sweeps Leftfoot and has him coming crashing down to the floor. Dan then spreads Leftfoots Legs and reels back his leg and swiftly kicks him hard in the nuts, then Dan repeatedly starts doing this, kicking him in the nuts, once, twice, three times in the nuts as Left foot rolls out of the ring and holds his jewels in pain. Dan goes towards Swag and drags him back onto his feet and gets him back into position and heaves him up and puts him down and slams him with a big Power Bomb that cripples him and then he goes for the cover and the referee slides in for the count.
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Winner of The Match: Dan Murph
Phil Latio: Good win for Dan Murph but look at Swag and Leftfoot! They look really upset right now! They just wrestled their last match in Thy WWE.
They leave the ring and walk into the back. Murph stays in the ring to celebrate as his theme song begins to play! He hits his chest a few times and throws his arms up into the air! The fans give Murph mix reactions as suddenly.
The arena lights switch off. Some sort if gibberish begins playing, echoing throughout the arena.
Don Chuckles: What's going on? Wait, something like this happened last week!
Phil Latio: Dan Murph must watch his back.
It stops suddenly, and a lantern lights up in the middle of the ring. The voice starts again.
"The dogs do not fall asleep, worrying about the dreams of the sheep.
Your savior..... is here."
The light turn back on, but the lantern is gone. Once again the arena is completely quiet, with no one knowing what just happened. Murph looks a little confused as he cocks a grin and exits the ring.
Phil Latio: Our savior is here? Jacob Senn?
Don Chuckles: That was funny Phil! Good one!
Phil Latio: Haha, but real talk, I wonder who that will end up being! Hopefully we find out soon! We'll be back right after this commercial break!
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Post by Vince McMahon on Dec 8, 2014 23:54:38 GMT -5
Phil Latio: Welcome back! Up next we have a great match up. Former world champion, Kurt Orton will be taking on our dual champion, Zak Shields!
Don Chuckles: Kurt Orton really needs a turn around! His comeback hasn't been the best and a win over Shields may open some eyes!
Phil Latio: Totally, both superstars have what it takes to be great so this match could be really good. Let's find out!
Match Two: Zak Shields (c) vs Kurt Orton
Non Title
HIT!
THE!
SWITCH!
Steve Cruise: Ladies & Gentlemen this next contest is scheduled for one fall... introducing first, from Newark, NJ weighing in at 245 pounds... This is "The Prodigy" Kurt Orton!!!
"Unknown Soldier" by Breaking Benjamin blasts across the PA System as Kurt Orton walks out after the opening beat, Kurt keeps on walking down the ramp until he reaches the stairs.. he looks around the arena to all of his fans and pats his chest three times before entering the ring with a smile on his face, he pats his chest three more times and does the lookout taunt after that. Orton now sits in the corner while he waits patiently on his opponent in absolute focus.'
Rule Britannia blares over the arena and the fans go wild. Zak steps out into the arena with the Television Title around his waist, the Intercontinental Title over his shoulder and Sophie right behind him. The fans scream louder. He goes to each side of the ramp and holds his arms up to the fans. He walks to the middle of the ramp and he points to the ring.
Steve Cruise - "Ladies and Gentlemen, Being accompanied to the ring by Sophie Dumas, introducing from Leeds, England. Zak Shields!"
With that Zak walks to the ring with Sophie on his free arm. They get to the ring and Zak slides under the bottom rope and he runs to the far corner and he jumps onto the middle rope and he takes the TV Title from round his waist and the Intercontinental Title from his shoulder and he raises them above his head he then jumps down and he hands the titles to the Ref. Sophie climbs onto the outside and they share a kiss as the music dies down.
The ref hands the titles to the ringside crew and calls for the bell!
DING.....DING.....DING
The match begins with the two stars wrapping up. Orton gains the control early and places Zak into a head-lock, which leads to a hip toss. Zak rolls up and the two wrap up once again. Again, Orton over powers Shields and throws a knee into his stomach.
Orton throws Zak into the ropes. Zak runs back as Kurt goes for a clothesline. Zak ducks under his arm and connects with a simple neck breaker. Zak rolls up onto his feet and drops down with quick elbow to the chest of Orton. Shields rolls over and goes for the cover. The referee drops down to count.
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KICKOUT!
Don Chuckles: Not even close!
Zak picks up Orton and kicks him in the mid-section and then an elbow to the head. Orton falls back into the turnbuckle and Zak pushes forward. Shields throws his shoulder into the gut of Orton. Once, Twice and Shields backs up a few feet. Zak goes for a running shoulder thrust but Kurt moves out of the way at the last second.
Zak runs his shoulder into the turnbuckle.
Orton rolls Shields up.
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.KICKOUT!
Phil Latio: Close call there Don!
Don Chuckles: It's going to take more than that to keep Zak Shields down!
Kurt Orton picks up Zak off the ground and kicks him the stomach. Orton spins Zak around and connects with a back suplex. Kurt rolls up onto his feet and runs at the ropes. Kurt runs back at Zak and goes for a jumping leg drop but Zak moves out of the way and Orton grabs towards his lower back and screams in pain.
Zak stands up and picks Orton up by his hair. Zak with one hand pushes Orton back and then connects with a standing drop kick!
Phil Latio: What an athletic move by Shields
Don Chuckles: He's a pro wrestler, he's expected to be athletic enough to do a standing drop kick Phil!
Zak allows Orton to roll up and Orton walks right into a Belly to Belly suplex. Zak goes for the cover. The referee counts.
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KICKOUT!
Phil Latio: Orton not giving up!
Zak becomes frusterated and stands back up. Zak waits for Orton to get up and he rushes at him with a clothesline. Orton ducks and runs at the otherside of the ropes. Orton runs back at Zak and hits a cross body. Orton quickly pops up onto his feet. Zak rolls up as well.
Zak walks into a right boot to the stomach and Orton hits a snap suplex.
Kurt Orton stands up with his arms into the air, the fans begin to give mix reactions.
Don Chuckles: The end could be near.
Zak makes it to his feet, turns around and Orton kicks him in the mid-section. Kurt Orton tries to connect with a Quick Impact DDT! Zak reacts quickly and throws an elbow into the gut of Orton. Orton releases the move, Zak kicks him in the gut and connects with another Belly to Belly suplex.
Zak doesn't let go and rolls back up onto his feet, still holding Orton. Zak hits another Belly to Belly suplex! Zak rolls onto his feet and stares at the turnbuckle. The fans begins to cheer. Shield moves towards the turnbuckle.
Don Chuckles: This could be a huge risk!
Phil Latio: Zak better be careful.
Shields climbs the turnbuckle, Orton is on his back. Zak goes airbourne and goes for a Diving Headbutt.....
But NO! He misses, Orton moves out of the way at the last second!
Phil Latio: My GOD! Zak risked the win and it failed!
Both men are struggling to get up. Orton gets up first, waits for Shields. Shield gets to his feet, turns around and walks right into a kick to the mid-section. Out of nowhere, Orton connects with a Quick Impact DDT!
Kurt goes for the cover on Shields and hooks the legs....
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THREE!
Phil Latio: Kurt Orton actually won!? What the..
Winner of the Match: Kurt Orton
Don Chuckles: Just the win Orton needs. I don't think Shields expected to lose this week and that was the difference in this match.
Phil Latio: Yeah, you always need to be focused and give your all or you won't get the results you desire in Thy WWE. But Zak did give a good effort, just not good enough.
Suddenly Beno is seen entering the arena from the crowd. Beno slides into the ring and stares blankly at Kurt Orton.
Don Chuckles: What does Beno want! We haven't seen him in a ring in a long time Phil!
Then a smile creeps across his face as he charges at the fallen Zak Shields. He begins to lay boots into him before grabbing a fistful of hair and repeatively striking him with right handed punches.
Don Chuckles: Why the attack? What did Zak do to Beno?
Beno stands up and tears off his coat and throws it to the outside. He loosens his tie before throwing it to the outside as well. Beno rips his shirt open as buttons go flying. He pulls Zak up by his hair and repetitively drives knees into his midsection. As Beno looks to deliver a Beno Bomb, he throws Zak down and slides out of the ring before hopping the barricade and retreating through the crowd.
Joey The Bastard and the rest of the New Age are sprinting down to the ring as Beno looks on smirking. JTB checks on Zak as the rest of the group looks on enraged.
The show goes to commercial.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Phil Latio: Welcome back to the show and Don, can you explain what we just witnessed?
Don Chuckles: I have no idea Phil. Beno showed up after Zak loses to Kurt Orton, it looked like Beno was going to attack Orton but went after Shields. I wonder if Beno wants in at one of those titles?
Phil Latio: That could be it but my god, this show has been something else so far Don! And its about to get better! Up next Vince decided to book two of the New Age members against each other. Troy will take on Bob Cena!
Match Three: "The Mercenary" Troy Motor vs Bob Cena
Bleed For Me by Saliva blasts around the Aviva Stadium live on Monday Night Raw, in Dublin, Ireland and the crowd erupts as they await the ThyWWE World Heavyweight Champion's arrival. Moments pass and Blade LaVigne emerges from behind the curtain with his championship over his shoulder. Blade is wearing his signature wrestling tights along with a Blade LaVigne shirt. Blade walks down the arena with a smile on his face as the fans try to reach over the barrier to touch their champion. Blade walks towards the announce table and shakes the hands of Don Chuckles and Phil Latio as he takes his place at ringside for the upcoming match.
Phil Latio:
"Welcome Champ, how are you doing?"
Blade LaVigne:
"I'm doing good Phil, I'm interested in seeing what this New Ag-...."
Blade is cut off as 'Unorthodox' by Wretch 32 feat. Example interrupts the champion mid-sentence and is met by an unusual chorus of cheers and adulation. After a few moments, Bob Cena steps out from behind the curtain with his back turned and arms held out. Bob is wearing a black hoodie which reads "Best in the World" on the back. Bob turns around to look at the crowd of his feelow Irishmen with a smirk on his face and drops to his knees. He looks to the ground before bursting back up and shouting "BEST IN THE WORLD!"
Blade LaVigne:
"I'm pretty sure that I've beaten this "Best in the World" countless times"
Bob stops at the top of the ramp as his opponent for the night, Troy Motor steps out from behind the curtain and stands beside Bob. Troy is carrying a microphone and hands it to Bob as Bob's music stops. Bob holds the microphone up to his lips.
Bob Cena:
"I'm sure Vince McMahon is sitting in his office right now, looking at the card he has developed with his lackeys and he's laughing to himself because of the predicament he has put the New Age in....Well Vince, you should know by now exactly the type of guys you are dealing with when it comes to the New Age. We are the kind of people that just dont care about the consequences of our actions. You beat us up? We come right back. You screw us over? We get right up in your face. You make the the rules and we will break them. Vince if you piss us off, you're gonna really find out just who you are messing with because we simply do not care. Mr McMahon,sir, you wanna find out what happens when you threaten the New Age? Just ask Bret "The Hitman" Hart. We prevail, we stand over our enemies and destroy those who stand in our way, whether they are a young up and coming rookie, a thriving ThyWWE World Heavyweight Champion....Or a senile, demented billionaire. I can see your little golden boy is sat down there at ringside....."
Bob and Troy keep walking down the ramp as Blade stands up from his chair at commentary.
Bob Cena:
"Blade, you beat me at Oppression and I will give you that, that was impressive but what you dont understand is that you are dealing with the most dominant force in the history of not just ThyWWE, we are the most dominant force in the history of this industry. We are not DX, we are not the nWo, if you want the Knights of the Roundtable then go buy a DVD."
Troy Motor:
"We're about principal.....we're about honour, we're about respect to those that have earned it. As individuals we are the most efficient wrestlers in the history of this business....but together we are a very talented, well oiled machine. And that makes a lot of these so called superstars such as yourself Blade, very very uncomfortable. That's too bad, I mean you can try to take us out. Assemble a resistance force like ThyWWE always does but here's the question, who really can beat us? Kurt Orton? We dont even need to tell you what Bob's and Joey's records are like against Kurt again, you already know that Bob Cena and Joey The Bastard are 10 times the wrestlers that Kurt Orton will ever be. Blade LaVigne? Come on man, the guy hasnt wrestled since Oppression, he's weak, he's fragile, and plus he's just one man. A very talented man, you got a lot of ability I will give you that, but we dont feel like you deserve to be in your position. Face it, nobody can stop us."
Bob Cena:
"As a matter of fact Blade, who would stop us from walking down there and ripping our beloved ThyWWE World Heavyweight Champion to pieces? Be-....."
Blade LaVigne:
"Bob are you sure you really want to go through with that? Sure I'm still feeling the beating from Oppression but unlike you, I still have the sweet taste of victory that made it all worth it."
Blade slides into the ring and continues talking.
Blade LaVigne:
"Come on down to th-...."
Bob Cena:
"Blade....dont try to talk to MY people."
Cena holds his arms out as the Irish crowd in the Aviva stadium go wild for him as a loud "PoT!" chant breaks out bringing a cocky smirk to Cena's face.
Bob Cena:
"As for the invitation Blade......we accept."
Cena and Troy drop their microphones and make their way down the ramp as Blade takes his shirt and title off and throws them to the mat. Bob and Troy stop at the bottom of the ramp as three figures emerge from over the barricade beside the commentators.
Phil Latio:
"Oh God, that's the rest of the New Age! Blade LaVigne is surrounded!"
Don Chuckles:
"This is not going to be pretty Phil.....this pack of dogs are going to destroy Blade."
Triana, Joey The Bastard and Zak Shields stand at the back of the ring before spreading out around the ring to block off any possible escape route for Blade. The 5 climb up on top of the apron as Blade looks around at them considering his options. Joey tries to enter the ring first but Blade knocks him back through the ropes with a knee, and the New Age pounce on him. Blade is fighting them off with lefts and rights, first Troy, then Bob, then Triana, then Zak, put soon the numbers game proves to be too much and Blade is backed into a corner. Bob Cena pushes his partners out of the way and hoists Blade up on his shoulders. Blade starts to wriggle and connects a number of elbows to the temple of Bob before wriggling free and rolling down his back. Blade quickly grabs the championship and escapes the ring, evading a number of New Age members in the process. Cena smacks the mat in frustration as Blade hoists his championship above his head with a smirk on his face.
Blade LaVigne:
"BEST IN THE WORLD!"
Blade mocks Bob with his championship in the air as Monday Night Raw goes to a commercial break.
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Post by Vince McMahon on Dec 9, 2014 0:12:20 GMT -5
Main Event: Joey the Bastard vs Rain
Phil: Well, folks, it's time for our main event, and there is so much riding on this match up, Don.
Don: That's right, Latio. In one hand, we have Rain, a man of mystery, fighting for a shot at the Intercontinental Championship. In the other hand, we have Joey the Bastard fighting for his future in the Rumble at Ascension!
Phil: And he has to do it without any helps from his fellow thugs in the New Age!
Don: That means nothing, Latio. Just because The Bastard runs with a pack these days, doesn't mean that he's forgotten where he came from. The guy used to live by himself on the streets! He had to fight alone for most of his life, Latio, and that's what makes The Bastard so great at what he does. He finds a way to succeed. He was backed in to a corner since the day he was born. He's been getting jumped by bigger, stronger guys than him since he was a child.
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Phil: That doesn't mean that he has the right to do that to other people, Don! I for one hope that Rain beats the living hell out of Joey the Bastard tonight!
Don: You’re just mad cause The Bastard put you in that neck brace, Latio. How is your neck anyway?
Phil: You’re damn right, I’m pissed off, Don! He could have busted my neck, dammit! Him and that damned Triana… They both need to be taught a lesson!
Don: Haha! Well, Rain is probably looking for some revenge here. This match is a rematch from last week!
Phil: Indeed it is, Don. Rain came out with the win, but it came at a cost. The New Age jumped him, and laid the boots to him. Vince McMahon made this match up for tonight, and New Age has been banned from ringside, and the kicker… If they show there faces anywhere out here during the course of this match, ALL of them will be out of the Rumble! That would be a major blow for sure!
Don: Well, not that The Bastard needs any help, but that is completely unfair, Latio. What if they just wanted to come get a front row seat to see another one of JTB’s five-star matches? Talk about abuse of power…
Rain's music hits and the fans go wild.
Phil: Well, he here comes! The man simply known as Rain! What an ovation from these fans tonight! He may not pander to the fans, and he may use some questionable tactics from time to time, but these people damn sure respect him! He uses a rather unorthodox technique wouldn’t you say, Don?
Don: You mean amateurish, don’t you? Sure, we don’t know a lot about this man, and Rain seems to be a fan favourite here by default cause these idiots are too stupid to realize that Joey the Bastard is trying to make this company better! Him and the rest of the New Age.
Phil: Well, we can thank Mr. McMahon that we won’t be seeing any of them out here during the course of this match!
Rain steps out from the back, not caring too much about the warm welcome that the fans are giving him. He simply looks around the stadium while standing at the top of the ramp for a few seconds. His music kicks it up a notch and he starts to make his way to the ring with purpose.
Phil: Now these two had a good match last week, but it was a shame that it had to end the way it did. Rain is a tremendous athlete. He has tremendous potential and he will no doubt become a champion of sort here in Thy WWE sooner than later.
Don: Well, it won’t be next week, Latio.
Rain walks up the steps and slingshots himself over the top rope as flashbulbs go off throughout the arena.
Don: How is this guy so over already? It doesn’t make any sense.
Phil: Thy WWE fans know true talent when they see it, Don. They’re letting Rain know that he has their full support. He hasn’t been here in Thy WWE for very long, but he has victories over some of the top superstars in the world. Rain himself is quickly becoming one of those said top superstars himself!
Don: And Rain can thank The Bastard and the New Age for that, Latio! They could easily say, “No, we’re not working with Rain.” But, they want a better Thy WWE, and Rain is getting his fair share of opportunities. Just like they promised! Thank you New Age!
Rain starts to stretch out his arms and shoulders, getting ready for a battle. His music cuts out and a small Rain chant starts to form at ringside.The crowd buzzing as The Bastard’s theme slowly starts to kick in throughout the stadium. The chorus kicks in and a loud roar of cheers is heard from some fans, mostly males, as Joey the Bastard bursts through the curtain. The small fraction of cheers is soon over-powered by the rest of the fans let The Bastard have it with intense hatred. The Bastard holds his arms high as he looks into the crowd with an evil smirky scowl on his face.
Phil: I can’t believe what I’m hearing here, Don. It seems as if Joey the Bastard and the rest of the New Age have started to aquire a sort of cult following!
Don: No surprises there, Latio. The Bastard is one of the most popular stars we have ever seen here in Thy WWE. Some people believe in the message, and the cause, and crusade that the New Age are fighting for, and it really is a relief. I thought all these fans were blind to the fact!
The Bastard starts to swagger his way down the ramp with his arms held out, attempting to intimidate the fans at the aisle. A few fans reach out and The Bastard slaps there hand fiercely. But, the majority of the fans boo, and yell things at him. The Bastard laughs at them then turns his attention to the ring. He walks up the steps then goes up to the second rope with one arm high and his tongue flapping as the crowd responds with minor cheers and major boos. JTB jumps in to the ring and motions for Rain to get back, but Rain doesn’t budge. JTB stares daggers at him, then gets that smirk again and heads to the next corner, gesturing for the crowd to shove it. He jumps down and his music dies down. JTB then removes his new JTB “Affliction” t-shirt to a few woo’s from ringside.
Don: That’s a beautiful shirt there, Latio.
Phil: Hmm, and I see that The Bastard is sporting some new tights.
Black tights that go in to the boot. “Bite This” can be read on the ass of the pants, and red blood splatter run down the legs. “JTB” can be read on the sides of his boots, also in blood cursive. JTB starts to bounce on the spot in his curtain as Steve Cruise enters the ring, making sure to keep his distance from JTB.
Don: Yeah, you better be careful, Cruise. The Bastard might just take every one of these ringside workers out by himself like the New Age a few weeks ago. Remember that, Latio? How’s the neck?
Phil: It’ll be a night I’ll never forget, Don. And one I’ll never forgive!
Steve Cruise: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first… From Leeds, England. Weigning in at two hundred fifty-six pounds… RAAAIN!
A great response from the crowd showing their support. Rain doesn’t take his eyes off of JTB, but he nods his slightly in reply.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent… From Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada… Joey… the… BAAASTARRRD!
The Bastard starts to slap the turnbuckle and thrashing around as the boos drown out the small amount of cheers. The Bastard yells out to the crowd to “Shut up!” and that just sets them off even more.
Don: Do what he says, you idiots!
Phil: Extremely vocal crowd here tonight!
A small “JTB!” chants breaks out at ringside, and JTB points to the them nodding. But within seconds, a loud “Rain” chants drowns it out like it had never happened. Rain stands there with his arms crossed staring at JTB with a tiny smile on one side of his mouth. JTB looks pissed off and starts to scream at the fans. He starts to stomp back and forth while facing the hard camera and yelling at the crowd. The ref calls for the bell as Rain takes one glance in to the crowd…
*DING DING DING*
…and JTB, out of nowhere, runs and cheap shots Rain square in the jaw with lightning speed. The crowd groans, as JTB starts to stomp away at Rain who is now propped up against the bottom turnbuckle. Stomp after stomp after stomp and JTB looks like a mad man. He then uses his boot to start to choke Rain, pushing his head through the ropes and almost touching the ring post. The ref starts to administer the five-count and JTB breaks at four. Then JTB goes to the ropes and shouts “Who’s the man?” with his arms out at the crowd with a grin on his face. They let him know what they think as the ref checks on Rain, still in the corner catching his breath.
Phil: Joey the Bastard knows every shortcut in the book, and he won’t hesitate to use them!
Don: It serves Rain right for soaking up the response he’s gotten tonight! What? You never had your name chanted before?
Rain remains seated in the corner, laying in wait. The Bastard turns his attention back to Rain and approaches. He leans over to grab Rain by the hair and Rain wraps his legs around JTB’s ankle and pulls him face first into the second turnbuckle. The crowd roars as Rain then pulls JTB to the middle of the ring and quickly wraps up his leg, locking in a STF. Rain wrenches immediately, bending JTB’s body like an accordion. JTB screams in agony while flailing his arms around on the mat, reaching out for safety.
Phil: That looks painful!
Don: What a coward Rain is! Playing dead like that!
Phil: Oh, and JTB ain’t coward for the cheap shot at the bell, Don? That was just smart on Rain’s part.
Rain pulls hard on JTB’s chin and pulls him back enough to switch the move so that Rain is now sitting and JTB is on his knees. JTB still flails his arms but there’s nowhere he can go. He grabs at the ref, grabbing hold of some of his shirt, but the ref backs away. Rain pulls JTB up all the way to his feet now then quickly transitions into a cobra clutch.
Phil: This guy really knows his stuff!
Don: Anybody can get the upper hand after an underhanded move like Rain used, Latio!
Rain keeps JTB in the cobra clutch as JTB starts to fade a little. Then Rain puts his foot in front of JTB’s and sweeps his legs out, slamming JTB face first in to the mat with a hard thud to the delight of the crowd. Rain doesn’t go for the cover, though. He knows that JTB would most likely kick out anyway. Instead Rain gets down and dirty on the mat, grinding his elbow in to the face of JTB. JTB struggles to get away and the ref warns Rain to cut it out. Rain stops after a few seconds of grinding then backs off. JTB scrambles to the corner, looking surprised. He leans against the bottom turnbuckle then pulls himself up using the ropes. His surprise turns to rage as he starts yelling at Rain. Rain stares and is poised, ready to counter anything that JTB throws his way. JTB charges and Rain moves at the last second. JTB hit’s the turnbuckle chest first and stumbles backward. Rain, with his back to JTB reaches out and grabs JTB under the chin and up on to his back. JTB waves his arms quickly and Rain drops the back of JTB’s head on to Rain’s knee. JTB rolls away, clutching the back of his head, and Rain follows him. Rain pulls JTB up and grabs him by the head. He starts to drive knees into the chest of JTB. JTB tries to block but Rain has his hands in the perfect place to prevent it. Rain then starts to knee JTB in the face. JTB reaches back and grabs the ropes. The ref tells Rain to let him go. Rain then grabs JTB by the ears and tosses him across the ring. JTB hit’s the mat hard, and is staring up at the lights.
Phil: Rain is not one to be taken lightly. What a barrage of strikes!
Don: He grabbed his eyes, Latio! His ears!
Phil: Nothing in the rule book against that, Don. That must’ve hurt!
JTB stumbles to his feet and Rain charges, dropping JTB with an STO, and then quickly locking in an anaconda vice. JTB kicks his feet, trying to catch the ropes. Rain wrenches back, almost letting out a warrior’s roar. JTB screams out but his foot catches the rope and the ref forces Rain to break the hold. JTB immediately rolls out of the ring to regain himself. JTB starts going nuts, slamming the apron and yelling at the ref. JTB then goes to toward the announce table.
Phil: Now stay the hell away from me!
Phil Latio flees the area as Don Chuckles laughs and does the same.
JTB kicks the table and clears it’s toppings with a sweep of his arm. He checks his face and finds out that his nose has a trickle of blood coming from it. This sets him off even more as he grabs one of the rolling office chairs and chucks it in to the ring at Rain. Rain stands in the center of the ring as the chair flies at him. He doesn’t take his eyes off of JTB as the chairs flies passed his head and lands behind him. JTB grabs the other chair and chucks it in the ring. Rain still doesn’t move as the chair lands at his feet. JTB takes this as an insult and goes under the ring, pulling out multiple steel folding chairs. The ref is pleading with JTB to get back in to the ring. JTB chucks chair after chair in to the ring at Rain, who side steps each one of them while keeping his eyes square on JTB. The ref starts to kick the chairs out of the ring. Latio and Chuckles have gotten their headsets back on and are standing at the announce table.
Phil: Joey the Bastard is a damn lunatic!
The Bastard has now gotten in to a shouting match with a man at ringside. His back is turned to Rain who slides out of the ring as the ref continues to clear the ring of steel chairs. Rain garbs JTB by the back of the head and slams him in to the ring steps with a loud BOOM! That sends the steps crashing. Rain drives a hard knee to the face of JTB. Rain then grabs JTB and rolls him back in to the ring. Rain goes up on to the apron then up to the top rope. He jumps off going for an elbow drop but JTB rolls out of the way and hops to his feet. Rain up, shaking his arm, and JTB charges. Rain catches him, heaves him, and drops him hard with a brutal standing STO. Rain now covers. The ref chucks the last chair out of the ring then starts the count…
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Kickout!
Rain pulls JTB and whips him into the corner. Rain charges and leaps up, driving a hard forearm to JTB’s face. JTB stumbles forward. Spinning back kick to the gut from Rain followed by a spinning back fist then another vicious forearm/elbow to the jaw.
Phil: JTB is out on his feet!
Rain then grabs JTB and flips him over with an explosive T-bone suplex that sends JTB crashing across the mat. Rain covers again…
Phil: This has got to be it!
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KICKOUT!
The crowd OHHHs after the kickout and Rain gets up and leaves the ring out on to the apron. He waits. JTB slowly to his feet now and Rain jumps up, springboards off the top rope and hit’s a clothesline… But he doesn’t! JTB catches Rain in midair with a code breaker to a gasp from the crowd. Both men lay motionless as the ref starts to the standing ten count.
Phil: What a desperation move from JTB!
Don: I told you, Latio! The Bastard is in fight or flight mode now!
The ref has reaches five as both men start to stir. Both men get to their feet. Knife edge chop from JTB, but he’s weakened. Another chop, and Rain drives a knee in to his gut. Rain then drops JTB with a swinging neck breaker. Rain pulls JTB to his feet then attempts a vertical suplex which JTB floats out of and takes out Rain’s knee with a chop block. The crowd boos.
Don: Here we go, Latio!
Rain clutches his knee as JTB shakes the cobwebs out a little before beginning the assualt on Rain’s leg. He grabs it and starts to stomp away at it like a savage. JTB twists Rain’s leg then spins while slamming it hard to the mat. He drags Rain by the now injured leg to the ropes and wraps it around the ropes and pulls on it hard. The ref is yelling at JTB. JTB let’s go and tells the ref to “F off” then stomps Rain’s leg again. He then puts Rain’s foot on the bottom rope and holds it there with his boot. Then JTB uses the bottom rope to jump up and drops his rear end on to the knee joint of Rain. Rain bellows in agony and JTB kicks backward, connecting with Rain’s face with the bottom of his boot. JTB grabs the leg again and sets it up on the bottom rope then drops his rear end across the knee joint a second time. Rain is beside himself with grief. His leg could be mangled and he is in intense pain. But JTB isn’t done. He drags Rain to the corner and slides out of the ring. He grabs both legs and pulls Rain groin first in to the ringpost. The ref starts the ten-count as JTB is out of the ring. JTB grabs Rain’s bad leg and rings it around the ring post as Rain howls. JTB grabs it again this time almost gets a running start before he rings Rain’s leg around it again. The ref has reached six and JTB rolls in to the ring then back out again to break the count. Now he twists Rain’s leg around and locks in a figure four leglock around the ring post. Rain is freaking out. Clawing at the ropes to break free but JTB holds on tight, frothing at the mouth, growling as he pulls on Rain’s legs. The ref exit’s the ring and tries the separate. JTB starts laughing like a hyena. Then the ref finally starts to count to five and JTB lets Rain out at four. The crowd is letting JTB have it, but he’s passed the point of caring now. The ref gets in his face and JTB shoves him on to his ass. JTB slides in to the ring and drags Rain to the center of the ring. He bounces off the ropes and drops a quick leg drop across the throat of Rain. JTB back up quickly bounces off the opposite ropes and drops another quick leg drop. Then JTB bounces off the other set of ropes away from Rain’s feet and bounces off, leaps over Rain and double stomps Rain right in the face.
Phil: Jesus Christ! What a vicious move! Rain could be concussed!
Don: Cover him, Bastard! YES!
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KICKOUT!
JTB keeps his hand with it full of Rain’s hair and pulls him up. JTB sets him up and hoists him up, stalling for a second before dropping Rain with a vertical suplex. JTB floats over in to a pin…
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KICKOUT!
JTB stomps angrily at the face of Rain who tries to defend himself. JTB pulls Rain up and picks him up, then he flips him over with a fall away slam. Then bounces up and charges the corner where Rain is laying. JTB hops over Rain and jumps up, stretches out his legs, and bounces off the top rope hitting a beautiful split-legged moonsault. JTB stays on top of Rain for a pin after the landing…
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KICKOUT!
Phil: I thought it was over! Impressive tenacity from Rain!
Don: More impressive was that split-legged moonsault from JTB, Latio. Nobody does it better!
JTB looks a little annoyed but he’s regained himself. He grabs Rain and pulls him to his feet. JTB puts Rain’s head into position for a vertical suplex, lifts him up, and drops him with the Skrewdriver!
Phil: Oh no! It’s over!
Don: YES!
JTB covers with a laugh as he stares in to the camera…
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3!!!
Don: YES!
Phil: HE KICKED OUT! RAIN KICKED OUT!
Don: What? NO!
Rain did indeed kick out and the crowd goes nuts! JTB is in disbelief, and starts to argue with the ref. The ref stands by his call and JTB loses it again. He slides out of the ring and grabs one of the steel chairs. He rolls back in and slams the mat with the chair. He waits for Rain to get up. The ref is yelling JTB’s face to get that chair outta the ring. Rain struggles but falls back down. JTB slams the mat again.
Phil: Somebody put this guy in a damn mental asylum! He’ll kill somebody!
Don: Finish him off, JTB! Swing for the fences!
The ref grabs the chair and he and JTB start to get in to a tug o’war over the chair. JTB pushes the ref back with his foot then swings and cracks the ref square in the skull!
Phil: NO! DAMMIT! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY!
Don: HAHAHA!
JTB looks down at the ref, laughing. Then he looks out to the crowd and says “Oops” then turns back to Rain who is one his hands and knees. JTB lifts the chair up and drives it in to the spine of Rain as the crowd is speechless. Over and over again, The Bastard smacks the chair across the back of Rain. The crowd starts to try to will Rain back in to this thing. Rain starts to scream out in rage after each shot from the chair. JTB starts to look a little worried. So he just starts to swing the chair harder and harder. Rain just keeps screaming louder and louder. JTB hits him across the spine with the force of a semi-truck and Rain yells at him to do it again.
Phil: This is savage, Don!
Don: What the hell is wrong with Rain? Does he like this?
The crowd is chanting for Rain now. Rain is somehow withstanding the brutal chair shots from JTB. He is up and blocks a chair shot with his forearms and shoves JTB back. Rain bounces off the ropes and hit’s a bionic knee smash to the chair into JTB’s face!
Phil: OH MY GOD! HEX-PROOF FROM RAIN! THE BASTARD IS OUT COLD!
The crowd is as loud as a Who concert as Rain covers JTB. They count…
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3!!
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Phil: There’s no referee, dammit! He’s still laying in a heap! Damn that Bastard!
Don: Thank God! Come on, JTB! Wake up!
Rain goes over to the ref and tries to wake him up. The ref starts to come to a little bit. Rain is pissed right off! He looks down at JTB and sees the chair because him. Rain points to the chair and crowd pops big time. Rain grabs the chair and starts to slam the mat with it. JTB slowly comes to. The ref slowly comes to. JTB on his knees looks up at Rain holding the chair. JTB gestures for him to do it!
Phil: What in the hell?
JTB stands up and stumbles, almost falling. He yells at Rain, “Do it!”.
Don: What are you doing, JTB?
Phil: Come on, Rain, don’t sink to his level!
JTB then shoves Rain’s face and yells, “Fuckin’ hit me!” in his face. The ref up now, holding his head. Rain loses control, winds up, and swings for JTB’s head. JTB falls out of the way and the chair connects with the referee’s skull!
Phil: SON OF A BITCH! DAMN IT!
Don: HAHAHAHA! Oh my God! Is he dead?
Rain drops the chair as he looks down at the accident, shaking his head in disappointment. He looks back at JTB who is sitting in the corner laughing, with an amazed look on his face. Rain charges at JTB and JTB panics, trying to get away. Rain won’t let him go anywhere. Rain grabs JTB up on his shoulders then drops him with a fireman’s carry gut buster. JTB back up, holding his midsection, gasping for air. Rain then runs at him and drops him face first with a reverse STO, then he wraps his body around JTB and locks in a kimura lock. JTB struggles to get out, but after a few seconds, starts to tap out!
Phil: He’s tapping! Joey the Bastard is tapping out! But, there’s no damn referee to see it! This is bullshit!
Don: Holy crap, Latio!
Rain keeps the hold locked in and JTB just keeps on tapping out. The crowd is roaring like crazy. The ref starts to move but he’s obviously out of it. The fans turn their attention to the entrance way…
Phil: Wait a minute, who’s this? New Age is banned from ring side!
Don: It ain’t New Age! It’s the Lethal Weapon Steve Blackman!
Phil: What the hell is he doing here?
Blackman runs down the ramp with his ninja sticks and slides in to the ring. He rushes over and drops one of the sticks across the back of Rain’s head to the chagrin of the crowd, but to the delight of some.
Phil: What the hell are you doing, Steve?
Blackman continues to hammer away at Rain with the ninja sticks. He pulls Rain up. Rain can barely stand. Blackman off the ropes and delivers the most brutal Pump Kick anybody has ever seen to Rain. Rain falls back and hits his head on the mat. Blackman drags JTB on top of Rain and then drags the half knocked out ref to make the count…
Phil: No, no, don’t do it!
Don: Count it!
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*DING DING DING*
Steve Cruise: Here is your winner… Joey… the… BASTARD!
JTB’s music starts to play at the chorus as the crowd is livid. Blackman pulls JTB to his feet then shoves the ref out of the ring with his boot. JTB can barely stands and hugs Blackman while falling down but Blackman holds him up while raising JTB’s hand in victory. JTB laughs as the crowd to litter the ring with garbage.
Phil: I just don’t understand…
Don: Are you an idiot? Steve Blackman is the hired assassin! New Age must have hired him and put out a hit on Rain tonight! Genius!
Phil: What happened to JTB being able to do it himself?
Don: Oh, he could, Latio. Just didn’t feel like it. He wants to make an example out of Rain! Check it out.
JTB and Blackman start to stomp away at Rain. The crowd erupts as Kurt Orton and AJ run out from the back.
Phil: Orton and AJ! Orton and AJ!
Don: Oh great…
KO and AJ hit the ring, KO clothesline the hell out of Blackman, sending him out of the ring. KO and AJ start to hammer away at JTB. Rain starts to come to. He sees what is going on, and joins in the fight. Three on one to JTB, and the crowd erupts again as Triana sprints out from the back.
Phil: All hell is breaking lose!
Don: Here she comes to save the day!
Triana slides in and starts to try and fight off KO, AJ, and Rain. Steve Blackman reaches in to the ring from ringside and drags JTB out of the ring. Triana quickly flees the ring and regroups with them. Blackman is almost carrying JTB who is yelling at the three people in the ring. Triana is yelling as well as checking to see if JTB is okay.
Phil: Everybody is pissed off! I’m pissed off! These fans are pissed off!
Don: I’m actually pretty glad JTB got the win, Latio…
Phil: Shut the hell up, Don!
JTB, Triana, and Steve Blackman stand half way up the ramp and Rain, KO, and AJ stand in the ring. Everybody is yelling at each other. When all of a sudden…
“No Chance” hits and crowd goes absolutely ballistic! Vince McMahon comes out on to the stage.
Vince: CUT IT, DAMMIT!
The music cuts as everybody in and out of the ring look up the ramp.
Vince: I bet you think you pulled a fast one on me, don’t you? You… you… BASTARD! Well, congratulations, you managed to save your spot in the Rumble. But, I won’t stand for this crap! Next week, Rain will indeed get a shot at the Intercontinental Championship!
The crowd pops big time.
Vince: And Mr. Blackman, don’t think that you’re getting off easy for this. I’ll be thinking up something special for you!
JTB starts to yell something at Vince about leaving Blackman alone…
Vince: SHUT UP!!! And as for your’s and Triana’s match against Kurt Orton and AJ Orton… It’s gonna be an I Quit Match!
The crowd roars, and JTB starts to laugh while looking at KO. KO is nodding his head, looking forward to beating the hell out of JTB and Triana. JTB says something along the lines of “You just made a big mistake.” Then JTB, Triana, and Steve Blackman leave the ramp and start to head to the back via the side exit.
Vince: Now get the hell outta my ring…
Vince disappears in to the back as the crowd cheer Ko, AJ, and Rain. Orton extends his hand for a handshake with Rain. Rain stares at his hand then at KO and doesn’t accept. KO shrugs then pats Rain on the shoulder and he and AJ exit the ring, heading to the back. Rain looks at his shoulder where KO had patted him, then brushes it off. Rain stands alone in the ring now as the fans give him a standing ovation and start to loudly chant his name. Rain looks around the arena as the crowd shows him some love…
Phil: A well deserved standing ovation here for Rain. You earned this, buddy! You’ve got a bright future in this business, and a bright future in…
Don: Look out!
Zak Shields hops over the barricade and slides in to the ring with both of his titles. He runs and cracks Rain in the back of the head with the titles as the crowd boo like crazy.
Phil: What next? Damn you, Zak Shields!
Don: He must be still peaved about what happened earlier in the show with Beno! But he’s letting Rain know that those titles and, more specifically, that IC Title is his to keep!
Phil: Well, folks, an up and down night, that’s for sure, and I have a feeling next week will be even worse! The threat of the New Age is real!
The shows ends with a shot of Zak Shields standing over Rain while holding both the Thy WWE TV and IC titles high above his head.
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RECAP
Christian Knight Segment
Dan Murph over Swag/Leftfoot
Kurt Orton over Zak Shields
Beno attacking Zak Segment
Blade/Troy/POT/NewAge Segment
Main Event: JTB over Rain
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Good job with this results everyone! Writers, good job. I know there was a delay, I apologize but overall, good results and good week.
Leave comments below, new card tomorrow most likely!
If I missed anything or if anything needs to be changed, let me know ASAP!
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Post by Rain on Dec 9, 2014 1:21:49 GMT -5
Was well worth the wait. Though I must sa, the main event was kinda predictable. The actual match was great and I liked the Hexproof spot. But getting JTB out of the Rumble AND a title shot at Zak is kinda overkill, especially for someone who only has like 3 matches under their belt. But I loved this show, from the opening segment up to the closing. And it looks like it's me and Zak next week either way. Can't wait for that.
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Post by Christian Knight on Dec 9, 2014 18:00:35 GMT -5
Joe the Bastard won, and from what I read he's still in the Rumble. In fact.
I do have to agree though that it might be a bit soon like you said for a title match after only three raws. I personally prefer that "In character wise' that the character needs to prove himself to earn that shot. Technically Rain lost, which makes me question what was the point of the stipulation if you aren't going to stick to it. But that's my opinion as unpopular as that may be. But now to defend Blade now, on the flip side, I do like on how we have gone out of the "general manager era" and that we have essentially seen Vince retake control back over his company. Which is kind of refreshing sense all we have seen for the longest time is the "general manager era" be it Starr, Kendell, Knight, ect, and I can see storyline wise why he did that as to stick it to Joey regardless and that he isn't going to put up with the "New Age."
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Post by Vince McMahon on Dec 14, 2014 16:25:38 GMT -5
Hey, to my credit, I said most likely. That isn't a guaranteed. Lol. Nah, real talk, I am working on it now, so expect it soon.
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ready to make it 3 ... Overall this was worth the week's wait with all these segments
