Post by Vince McMahon on Nov 13, 2014 20:19:41 GMT -5
Thy WWE Presents
RAW 139
Live from Beijing National Stadium in Beijing, China
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After a video recap reminding us of the shocking termination of Christian Knight from his role as General Manger of Thy WWE last week, we are immediately taken to a live shot opening the arena as “Written in the Stars” by Tinie Tempah starts to blast out as first we see the private security team pour out from the back. Over a dozen men form a barrier as Christian emerges from the back slowly with a very apparent scowl on his face. With his security team leading the way, we see Christian slowly walk down the ramp to ringside. The security team surrounds the ring while Christian gets inside and signals to be tossed a microphone. Looking up towards the stage, the theme song stops and Christian doesn’t waste any time as he starts to speak, a loud chant of “You Got Fired” starts from the arena fans which interrupts him though. The taunting from the arena fans only fazes him once though as he again lifts the microphone and starts to speak, despite the ongoing chant.
Christian Knight: Yes, yes I did.
A hypocritical, senile old fool caved to public pressure and fired me last week from my position as General Manager of Thy WWE. What happened to your mantra of ruthless aggression that you used to be about Vince? Huh! You must be going soft in your advanced years because the way I see it, I have been the greatest thing to ever happen to Thy WWE.
Am I wrong?
Think about this, I’ve ruled this place with an iron fist and done what guys like Alex Kendall or Austin Starr could never dream of. Along with being the longest reigning World Champion in company history, I was also single handedly restoring order and discipline in the locker room. Overindulged egotists tried to attach words like despotic and oppressive to me, but let’s be honest for a second, it’s easy for a fool to point the finger and assign blame elsewhere when the problem really lies with them. Not once did I use our shows as a personal display for my soap opera of a life. Not once did I use our shows to come out and drone on and on about how great I am and how I was going to be ushering in a new era.
I consistently orchestrated quality matches.
I made sure the boys in the back knew that they had a place on the roster, and that no man was ever above the law.
I was res-
“No Chance” blasts out over the arena speakers and we see Mr. McMahon saunter out onto the stage with his usual swagger. A microphone is in Mr. McMahon’s hand and we see the two men lock eyes with one another before signaling for the music to be cut off.
Mr. McMahon: You must be confused about something Mr. Knight, you see, last time I checked I relieved you from your role as General Manager of Thy WWE! With the rescinding of your position, certain amenities that you have grown accustomed to are no longer at your disposal. Since you were clearly misinformed, allow me to fill you in.
The private jet you charge to the company to get to and from shows…gone
The chauffeured limousines that take you wherever you go…gone
The private dressing room….yep! That’s gone too…
And your private security detail…they’re gone too…
So gentleman, your services will no longer be required. Good day.
We can see Christian flip out in the ring as his private security team looks at each other, nods and then starts to head up the ramp and leave the ring.
Christian Knight: This is the biggest mistake of your life Vince! How the hell are you gonna just roll over and hand the reigns back to Starr? Don’t you remember wha-
Mr. McMahon: Who said anything about that?
Christian Knight: Don’t try and play stupid old man, we all saw the meeting that took place between you and Starr. I know he’s going to be the one you announce as my replacement, hell we all know it.
The fans in the arena start cheering, Christian just sneers as he thinks it’s the fans reveling in his mistreatment. However, it’s actually Austin Starr coming down from the crowd, hopping the barrier and getting inside of the ring. On top of the stage we see Mr. McMahon just smirk and nod ever so slightly. Christian then turns around and gets stung on the jaw with a stiff looking Rising Starr kick. Christian’s eyes roll into the back of his head as he falls backwards onto the mat. The crowd is now cheering louder as Austin pounces on Christian and starts to reign down a barrage of closed fists. After only a few seconds though, we see Christian cover up, escape and roll out of the ring. Inside the ring we see Austin let out a triumphant howl and proclaim, “he’s been waiting to do that”. On the top of the stage, we see Mr. McMahon casually resume speaking.
Mr. McMahon: The point of my meeting with Mr. Starr wasn’t to grant him reinstatement to the position of General Manager; it was to reinstate him as a member of the active roster and to grant him a match against our former General Manager Christian Knight. I told Mr. Starr that I would only grant his reinstatement, and his match if he agreed to a non-contact provision, which he ultimately refused.
We see Austin pick up the microphone that was dropped by Christian and start to speak.
Austin Starr: Until now.
Mr. McMahon: Then in THAT very ring, in three weeks at the Ascension Pay Per View we are going to see a fight. We are going to see former General Manager Christian Knight take on Austin Starr!
Mr. McMahon’s music kicks on once again and he leaves as the fans continue to show their approval at the blockbuster match that has just been made. On the outside of the ring we can see Christian shake his head and look up at the stage and then in the ring towards Austin who is just grinning and nodding.
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Thy WWE RAW opens up inside a jam packed Beijing National Stadium in Beijing, China. A huge fireworks display explodes up on the stage and we see shots of a hyped up crowd. The RAW theme plays in the background while the camera pans around ringside. The camera switches the ringside where we see Don Chuckles and Phil Latio. Phil Latio is still wearing a neck brace from the injuries he sustained from the New Age Massacre a few weeks ago on RAW.
Phil: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Thy WWE RAW! We are live from Beijing, and this crowd is hot hot hot tonight!
Don: I didn't know that Thy WWE was so popular here in China. I'm impressed, Latio!
Phil: Thy WWE is a global monster, Don. Millions tune in from across the globe to watch the best professional wrestlers on the planet. Speaking of which, we have a star-studded show for you all tonight. Beno will be in action. The Prodigy, Kurt Orton will be in action, and that damned New Age will in action as well.
Don: Careful, Latio. They might just come down here and finish what they started with you a couple of weeks ago.
Almost on cue, "Fight Music" hits.
Phil: Oh great.
Don: Don't say I didn't warn you, Latio.
The fans begin to boo loudly as the chorus kicks in and Joey the Bastard steps out from the back. he is wearing his brand new "Aflliction: JTB" sequined t-shirt that reads "Bite Me." on the back. He's also sporting a New Era Vancouver Canucks flat-brimmed hat cocked a little to the side. he starts to make his way down the ramp then stops halfway down and points to the entrance way. Fellow New Age members Zak Shields, Bob Cena with Crack, and Triana step out to more boos from the crowd. They start the descent down the ramp and JTB meets them half way. They high five and JTB steals a kiss from Triana then laughs and wags his tongue at the camera, mocking the viewers at home. Triana chuckles a little then they all finish the journey to the ring. Cena heads up the steps and in to the ring. Triana heads up the other steps and enters the ring. JTB and Zak both head towards the announce table.
Phil: What the hell do these guys want now?
Don: Look out, Latio. They're heading your way!
JTB approaches and goes to sock Latio in the face but stops short as Latio flinches. JTB laughs out loud then goes to do it again. Latio flinches.
Phil: Hey, come on, now. I don't want any trouble.
The Bastard laughs again then causes Latio to flinch some more. The crowd is letting JTB have it now. JTB slaps the headset off of Latio's head then shoves his face. Latio let's out a sound of agony as he holds his neck in pain. JTB shoves his face again, not laughing anymore, and shouting "What?" at Latio. He then points at the entrance and tells Latio to "Roll the f' out!" Latio obeys and start to leave but JTB boots him in the ass and knocks him down. JTB laughs and points at Latio as Latio crawls away. JTB then turns his attention to Don Chuckles. Chuckles gets up right away and motions for Zak and JTB to take the table.
Don: It's all your's, boys!
Don hands over his head set to Zak and JTB picks up Latio's head set and puts it on.
JTB: Konnichiwa, bitches! Welcome to New Age RAW! I'm your host with the most, Jay Bizzle, and along side me is my broadcast bro, the Zak Attack, you better watch your back cause he might just go clickety-clak, Zak Shields!
Zak: Don't forget, mate, I'm also holding the only two pieces of gold that matter in the world of wrestling!
JTB: Right you are, Lord Zedd. Folks, you should feel a great amount of honor knowing that your IC and TV Champion has decided to grace you all with smooth as velvet analysis tonight. And what a gong-show it's shaping up to be. The New Age will dominate once again as we will be all over your screen all night long. Take a look in that ring now!
Cena has shoved Steve Cruise down and stolen his microphone and has attached a bow tie to his "Operation F-Up" hoodie that reads "Best in the World" on the back and his standing in the center of the ring. Triana grabs the ref and roughs him up a little bit, demanding that he give her his shirt.
JTB: That dumbass ref had better do what Triana says or he might just wind up on his back, holding his jaw like I was a few weeks back!
Zak: It was a mighty blow to say the least. But a shot from Triana might just kill a weakling like him. You went down, but you back up. You are not a normal man!
JTB: True that, buddy! I could say the same thing about you, and screw it, I will! Zak Shields is no mere mortal man! Bob Cena is no mere mortal man! the New Age is the shit, and we're awesome! But, Z-Town USA, that shot to the chops that Triana leveled me with was the most painful shot that I've ever received. I'm still feeling it!
Zak: Well, that's because Triana is not your typical woman of wrestling. Sure, she's the definition of beauty...
JTB: The absolute definition in it's purest form, Zak! But, that isn't what defines her as a person. She is knocking down roadblocks left, right and center for all the little bastards and bastettes out there who aren't quite sure about who they are yet!
Zak: Aye, and she's living proof that you don't need to be a roided out monkey to make it in this business.
The ref takes off his shirt and hands to Triana and quickly leaves the ring. Triana goes to put it on, but then starts to gag. She holds her nose while holding the shirt away from her face.
JTB: Nothing worse than a dirty, stinky referee, Zak.
Zak: I hear that, and, unfortunately, I've smelt that, too. Us, as in ring performers, always have to deal with the putrid stench of unwashed refs. But Triana is getting up close and personal this time!
JTB: She really is taking one for the team!
Triana eventually puts the ref shirt on and shudders. The crowd is unhinged and chanting "You Suck!" at the whole group.
JTB: We can ourselves over all night, Zak, but let's talk a little bit about Bob Cena. A man who should be the World Champion if it weren't for that dinosaur-endorsed, Blade LaVigne.
Zak: Bob got screwed at Anarchy, Jay, there's no bones about it!
JTB: I mean look at Cena. He's a man of true class. He's standing there, ready to put out the best performance he can, and he does it each and every night. Nobody appreciates the stuff that man does for this company. he gets screwed and he gets screwed again and he still shows up every week. And that tie looks amazing, I might add!
Zak: That man deserves another shot at the title.
JTB: No doubt, bro. No doubt! But, as long as the World Title isn't in the New Age, it's a sparkling piece of garbage. With LaVigne holding it, and you holding the only two title in Thy that matter... you're the Champion to beat in my mind, Big Zee!
Zak: But, the world needs to realize that even though on paper, I'm the IC-TV Champion, the New Age hold these titles as a whole. We are all Champions!
JTB: Now speaking of champions, you're all in for a real treat here in our opening contest. The real future of this business, and a future champion, Troy Motor will be in action against some jabroni by the name of... Actually, who gives a crap what her name is. Troy Motor is in action next!
Match One: Eva Marie vs Troy Motor
Troy Motor's music hits and the crowd continues to spew venom towards the New Age. Troy steps out from the back with a smirk on his face. Bob Cena brings the mic to his mouth.
Cena: It's time for everybody to shut their mouths and show some respect to the diamond in the rough! This man is a beast, weighing in at an impressive 241 pounds, and hailing from the white sands, and vast beaches of Tampa, Florida. He is The Mercenary, and he is the REAL future of Thy WWE. He is... TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Troy bobs his head to his music as he approaches the ring. He jumps up on to the apron and enters the ring and gets up on the ropes, yelling at the crowd.
JTB: Spoken like a true gentleman!
Zak: Troy Motor looks pissed!
JTB: And so he should be, Zippety-do-da! Limited to curtain jerking duty against someone with not even one millioneth of the talent that Troy has? I'd be pissed off, too!
Eva Marie's music hits and the crowd cheer a little bit, but they know it's a lost cause. She walks out, looking extremely worried.
Cena: And, his opponent... from... well, who really gives a damn where she's from? Who really gives a damn how much she weighs or even what her name is? I mean, come on. We all know that Troy is gonna win! And if anybody thinks that what's-her-face has even a sliver of winning this match, they should change the channel now and never watch again!
JTB: Folks, I'm being told by the producer in my ear that Bob Cena is absolutely right! If you're that stupid of a fan, then we don't even want you to watch! Go kill yourself!
Eva cautiously approaches ringside while Troy is shaking the ropes, stomping around the ring like a mad man.
Zak: Troy is ready to fight, and the red-headed blunder looks like deer caught in the headlights! That type of mentality just sickens me, Jay Bizzle. Why is she even in this business? Just a loser mentality is what it is.
JTB: Yeah, if you're not ready to go toe to toe with the best, then you don't belong in the that ring!
Triana tells each participant to get in their respective corners and they comply. Triana checks both of them for foreign objects as Bob Cena leaves the ring and goes to the timekeeper's table where Crack is sitting.
JTB: Triana taking control of this match early like a ref should. And Troy, the class-act that he is, is following her every instruction!
Zak: That's what buggers me the most about this whole thing. The New Age love this business. We love this company and it's fans, yet people are saying that we're trying the destroy the place!
JTB: Well, we're not trying yet, Zak-Daddy, but we will burn this place to the ground if we have to. In order to build a better structure, sometimes to have to tear the old one down!
Triana is satisfied with her findings - or lack there of - and calls for the bell. Crack rings the bell to signal the start of the match.
***DING DING DING***
Troy charges Eva Marie and Eva quickly dodges out of the way. Troy goes for her again but Eva moves once more. Then, Troy grabs her in a rear waist lock, finally catching her, and Eva grabs the ropes. Troy won't let go, but Triana steps in and applies the standard five-count. She gets to four and Troy let's go.
JTB: Well, if... what's her name? Eva Marie it says here... Well, if Eva Marie could get a win by simply using escapes, she'd no doubt be the champion. But, alas, she's going to have to rely on her in-ring ability here tonight.
Zak: Which is non-existent.
JTB: Haha! Which IS non-existent!
Troy breaks the hold and asks Triana what she's doing, and Eva rolls up Troy from behind.
JTB: Oh my God! An incredibly poor executed school boy roll-up that Troy Motor will no doubt kick out of!
Triana moves in to count...
1...
Kickout.
Zak: Triana showing that has no bias as the ref in this one.
JTB: Right you are, Zip-Zap-Zipiddy-Zak. Triana has no problem counting down Troy if he were to lose this match, but then again... that would never happen!
Troy gets up and Eva meets him with a drop kick that takes him off of his feet.
JTB: Oh, that was a brutal dropkick, and not in a good way.
Zak: That was just awkward. Barely even connected.
Troy up again and lays Eva out with a vicious clothesline.
JTB: MY GOD WHAT A MOVE! That's the most devastating clothesline that I have ever witnessed in my entire life!
Zak: I should be taking notes here!
Troy his in rage mode now as he leaps on top of Eva Marie and starts to choke her.
JTB: Oh, the dreaded choke! Troy Motor is a bad man! he doesn't give a damn about the rule book! DAMN HIM!
Zak: Referee Triana needs to regain control here.
Triana starts the five count, and gets to four and Troy won't let go. So Triana grabs him and pulls him off of Eva.
JTB: Triana just proved again that she is an impartial referee!
Troy gets up and gets in Triana's face. She gets right back in Troy's face and they start jawwing at each other. Eva is up again, spins Troy around and boots him in the gut. She goes for a suplex but Troy blocks it and hits one of his own, floating over for a cover. Triana counts...
1...
2...
Kickout.
Zak: Triana could have easily done a quick count there, but stayed true and this match will continue!
JTB: But, for how long? Troy Motor can end this thing any time he wants to!
Troy up and Eva charges this time. Troy grabs her by the back of the head and slams her in the corner, then he starts to hammer away. He pulls her out, whips against the ropes and when she bounces back, Troy lifts her up and slams her with a spinebuster.
JTB: He just broke her spine, Zak-on-the-attack-and-bring-it-back-then-lemme-hit-that Shields! This match is over!
Zak: Troy's not done!
Troy picks Eva up and sets her up then drops her hard with a drop back DDT.
JTB: Troy's doing Eva Marie a favor and is fixing to end her pitiful career right here and now!
Zak: He's going up top!
Troy Motor sets himself then leaps off with a moonsault that shoots all the air out of Eva's lungs.
JTB: That was a thing a beauty! Best moonsault that I've ever witnessed other than mine!
Zak: Troy with the cover!
1...
2...
3!
***DING DING DING***
Winner of the Match: Troy Motor
Cena: Here is your winner as we all knew he would be...
JTB: Here comes the best ring announcing in the world!
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Triana raises Troy's hand in the air. the two of them high five then Triana grabs Eva Marie and sends her flying over the top rope and the floor face first. Eva Marie is out cold.
JTB: There ya go, Tri! get that piece of trash out of our ring! Nice! Wanna hit the ring, my man?
Zak: Let's do it!
Cena and Crack have entered the ring. Triana is still holding Troy's hand up high. JTB and Zak enter the ring and JTB has a mic.
JTB: How you like that?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
JTB: Another turd just got flushed and you witnessed it first hand! The New Age is here, and this is OUR ring! And we won't rest until we get...
The crowd goes wild as Vince McMahon bursts through the curtain...
Vince: Cut the damn music! I'm sick and tired of this CRAP! You five wanna take over MY show, in MY ring, in the company that I created? If it wasn't for me, you five wouldn't even exist! You're lucky that allowed you to keep this up for so long. But, it ends right here RIGHT NOW!
JTB: Well, well, well, if it isn't...
Vince: SHUT UP!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!
Vince: You say that you all want chances? Well, every opportunity that I've given you, each and every one of you has squandered! You saw you wanna help give others opportunities? Well, tonight is your lucky night, because Joey, you have a match with Rain tonight...
JTB: Yeah, we know that! What are you? Senile?
Vince: Well, tonight, in that very ring... MY ring... Rain will get the chance of a lifetime because if Rain wins tonight, he gets your number thirty spot in the Rumble at Ascension!
New Age looks pissed off as they start bickering with each other.
Vince: And that's not all! If Rain wins, Joey... you are OUT of the Rumble entirely!
New Age is furious.
Vince: Now get the hell out of my ring!
JTB: yeah? Or what? You'll fiiiiiiire us?
The New Age chuckle.
Vince: Or you're all out of the Rumble!
The New Age look a little taken-a-back by that last threat. They form a huddle and start to plan.
Vince: Well? I'm waiting! GET OUT!
They break huddle and JTB responds.
JTB: Alright, old man, you can have the show back... for now. But be warned. It's only a matter of time before we get what we want and you're lying in a pool of your blood with a fat check mark on your back! Let's blow this joint.
The New Age starts to exit the ring as the crowd is cheering loudly for Vince McMahon. Vince starts to leave, but JTB calls out one last time.
JTB: Oh, and Vince...
Vince turns around before going through the curtain.
JTB: Bite me.
The New Age laugh at Vince as a scowl covers his face. The show cuts the commercial with a close up shot of Vince McMahon's twisted with a look of pure hatred.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
'Bleed for Me' by Saliva blasts around the arena as the fans erupt from their seats in joy as they await the arrival of the ThyWWE World Heavyweight Champion. After a few moments, he emerges from behind the curtain with his arms spread and his back to the crowd. He is wearing a black Blade LaVigne t-shirt from thywweshop.com with a pair of denim jeans and the coveted ThyWWE World Championship around his waist. He turns around to see the faces of the crowd chanting his name to reveal that it is infact Bob Cena, the man who Blade defeated at Oppression, wearing a pair of black Rayban shades. The cheers suddenly fade to boos as Bob unstraps the replica championship from his waist and holds it up with a cocky grin on his face. Bob slowly saunters to the ring with the championship over his shoulder, mocking Blade's strut down the aisle to the ring. Bob slides under the bottom rope and holds up the championship again as the crowd start chanting "Cena Sucks!" at him. Bob approaches Steve Cruise and takes a microphone as Blade's music stops and waits for the crowd to die down before talking.
"Oh I'm sorry....were you expecting somebody else?"
Bob lets the question linger in the air as the crowd start hurling insults and boos his way, which brings a smile to his face.
"Well guess what, he's not here tonight. That's right, your beloved Blade LaVigne, the face of ThyWWE, the man who holds the crown jewel in this industry decided to take the night off. So take this in, China, get a long hard look, because this is the only Blade LaVigne you people are going to see tonight. That means tonight, there will be no more arrogant shades....."
Blade takes the Raybans off and throws them at his feet and stamps on them, breaking them in two.
"No more of that porcelain smile, no more of Blade LaVigne's lies, you people will not have to listen to Blade LaVigne babble on once again. Hell, the Chinese are already to exposed to too much toxins that any of Blade LaVigne's crap might actually kill you. You see, the longer time goes on, the more Blade LaVigne is exposed for what he truly is. I mean, you people boo me and shout insults at me and try to make me feel bad about my actions but what nobody ever mentions. I dont lie to you people, I tell you how it is, but you people cant stomach the truth, you cant handle anything interesting, you need somebody to come out here and tell you every thing that you think you need to hear.....But that isnt the real world. Ladies and gentlemen wake up, there aint a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow for any of you people. If you want to emulate a fraud, be my guest but if you want a role model that you can be proud of.....the choice is completely clear. Its the choice of a new generation, the choice of a new era.....its the choice of the New Age of professional wrestling."
Bob cocks a smirk at the crowd as they start a "We Want Blade" chant, causing him to chuckle before speaking again.
"I know, I want him to be here too, but the fact is, Blade is still nursing his wounds from Oppression. Yeah, Blade won the battle but it is as clear as day that Blade has lost the war. I stand here today in front of you people 100% healthy. 20/20 vision, perfect hearing, no cuts, no bruises, while Blade is lying at home nursing his wounds. But now on to more pressing matters, Christian Knight....."
The name Christian Knight divides the crowd as some cheer and some boo but everybody has a reaction to the name.
"Christian Knight has been terminated as the General Manager of Monday Night Raw. And the timing...the timing couldnt have been more perfect for Christian. Not only because he was kinda losing it but more so because there is a new force in town. The New Age are the judge, jury and the executioner of Thy World Wrestling Empire and Bret "The Hitman" Hart found that out with painful consequences. I mean you're talking about the man who retired Bret Hart, the youngest World Heavyweight Champion of all time, the youngest Triple Crown winner in the history of this industry, the credentials can go on and on. And then when you add in to the mix, the longest reigning Intercontinental Champion in ThyWWE history, the first dual champion in ThyWWE history, the most dominant woman to ever step foot inside of a wrestling ring and the diamond in the rough, Troy Motor, then you got a deadly concoction.....Christian is gone, he's never coming back but if you do Christian, nevermind that, when you come back because you cant seem to stay away from this place. Whenever you decide to come back, whenever you decide to grace us with your presence, I'm gonna kick your ass because this is my company now. We are the border patrol of ThyWWE, nobody and I mean NOBODY gets in without a little close scrutiny from the New Age. But I know that when Christian comes back he will try to avoid the New Age because it is not in his best interests to mess with the New Ag-..."
"We Want Blade! We Want Blade! We Want Blade! We Want Blade!"
Bob adjusts the replica championship on his shoulder and answers the crowd who are chanting for their champion.
"You're kidding right?....All it takes is for some pandering and you people will just eat it all up. Blade may have you all in the palm of his hands, but what he fails to realise is that he has never once faced a man like me before. You cannot defeat Bob Cena, I have no breaking point, I do not cower and hide away, I am telling you now Blade, that you may have beaten me numerous times without fail but I'm going to get you. And I'm not gonna beat you Blade, I dont even want your stupid title anymore, because all that is, is some priceless possession....."
Bob takes the replica championship from over his shoulder and throws it on the mat alongside the shades and looks dead into the camera.
"What I want.....Is Blade LaVigne's head on a stick!.......And I'm not gonna stop until Blade LaVigne is no more......You will all thank me in the end."
Bob throws the microphone down to the mat and rips the shirt from his body as Wednesday Night Raw goes to a commercial break.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The lights in the arena cut out, and an echoing voice begins playing through the arena.
"There's nothing left to fear.
There's nothing left to fear.
There's nothing left to fear.
There's nothing left to fear.
There's nothing left to fear.
There's nothing left to fear."
The lights come back on suddenly. The arena is eerily silent.
Don Chuckles: What in the world was that!
Phil Latio: I have no idea, but I didn't like it.
Don Chuckles: Don't you people know that I hate darkness!
Phil Latio: I am sure we'll find out as the weeks go by on what that could've been...Either way, up next we have two former champions going one on one!
Don Chuckles: Triana and Kurt Orton on paper sounds like a great match but it could be a flop! We will just have to wait and see!
Phil Latio: Here we go!
Match Two: Kurt Orton vs Triana
RAW comes back from a commercial break and Triana is already In the ring waiting for her opponent. Suddenly…
HIT!
THE!
SWITCH!
Steve Cruise: Ladies & Gentlemen this next contest is scheduled for one fall... introducing first, from Newark, NJ weighing in at 245 pounds... This is "The Prodigy" Kurt Orton!!!
"Unknown Soldier" by Breaking Benjamin blasts across the PA System as Kurt Orton walks out after the opening beat, Kurt keeps on walking down the ramp until he reaches the stairs.. he looks around the arena to all of his fans and pats his chest three times before entering the ring with a smile on his face, he pats his chest three more times and does the lookout taunt after that. Orton now sits in the corner while he waits for the bell to ring.
The ref checks them both over and the bell is rung. Triana and Kurt lock up in the middle of the ring. Kurt gets the advantage and he pushes her to the ropes. He Irish whips her to the opposite side and he drops her with a closeline. Kurt drops an elbow right into the chest of Triana, Kurt jumps up and he drops a second elbow. Kurt picks her up and drops her with a quick snapmare DDT. Triana grabs her head as she rolls around in pain. Kurt taunts to the fans giving Triana the vital seconds she needs to get to her feet. Kurt turns around and he is hit with a devastating Spear. Triana rolls off of the winded Kurt and she gets to her knees and she drives a couple right fists to Kurt’s head. Triana runs to the ropes and she bounces off she jumps up high to drop a knee into Kurt’s chest but Kurt rolls away and Triana slams her knee right into the mat. She rolls around in pain holding her knee. Kurt gets to his feet and Triana does the same using the ropes for aid. Kurt marches over to Triana and he kicks her right into her hurt knee. Triana drops to the mat with a thud and Kurt continues the attack on the knee with multiple boot strikes.
Don Chuckles – “Dear GOD! What is Kurt doing?”
Phil Latio – “Using his street smarts, that’s why he’s a former world champion. He’s isolating the Wounded Knee and he’s going to use that to his advantage.”
Kurt picks up Triana and he scoop slams her back to the mat. He then locks in a basic figure four leglock trying to add more pressure onto the hurt knee. Just as Triana is about to Tap Kurt lets the hold go. He wants to show his dominance to the THY Roster. Kurt picks her up again and he goes for the KILLSWITCH and Connects. Kurt goes for a pin.
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KICKOUT!!
Don Chuckles – “How the hell did she manage that?”
Phil Latio – “Pure determination!”
Kurt cant believe it. He walks to the turnbuckle and he kicks the bottom rung in frustration. The ref is checking over Triana and he is happy for her to continue. She gets to her feet and Kurt runs at her but she ducks down and lifts up Kurt and hits him with a Samoan Drop. Both of them are on the mat taking deep breathes as the ref checks on them both. Kurt makes it to his knees followed shortly by Triana both of them on their knees they start to exchange blows as they get to their feet. Kurt pushes Triana onto the ropes and he throws her to the opposite side and he connects with a closeline. Kurt goes to pick her up but Triana hits Kurt in the gut with her elbow. Kurt walks away and she limps after him. Triana grabs a hold of him and she hip tosses him to the mat and lock in an armbar. Kurt with more in him uses his strength to get to his feet and get free from the hold. He kicks Triana in the gut and he drops her with a quick DDT. Kurt picks her up again and he shouts nothing but abuse at her as he holds her hair. He runs to the ropes and he comes back at her with a cross body, but Triana drops to the mat and Kurt goes flying to the opposite side of the ring. Triana gets to her feet and she limps to Kurt, she goes to pick him up by the hair and she connects with a superkick to the chin.
Triana is done messing now, she picks up Kurt again and she sets him up for the LoL...
But wait! Kurt reacts and out of nowhere connects with a RKO! Kurt jumps onto Triana for the pin!
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Winner of the Match: Kurt Orton!
Kurt Orton is handed a microphone and he begins to speak.
{The Prodigy} Kurt Orton
I wanna know who in the blue hell decided to give JTB the gall in reference to what I said earlier this evening... honestly I could care less what he says or thinks about me because in all reality... I'm my own man and I think whatever I say goes!
Hell if you were a man ... you'd defend her honor and fight for her in the same way I fight for my wife & these people each and every single freaking night... I never quit! I never give up! My mission is to become Thy WWE World Championship come the new year & I promise you that no one will stop me!
So here's what I propose we do for next week mister Bastard... You & Me go one on one and if I win... I want you to head to the back & find your scumbag leader .. when you find him tell him that he has one week or 7 days time to answer this challenge... Street Fight to end all street fights. If you two got the balls ... you'd think about this very carefully because I'm one snake who doesn't play well with my prey!!!
And if ya don't know... Now ya Know!!!
Because that's... How I Roll!!!!
Kurt drops the microphone and his theme song begins to play.
Phil Latio: What a last second reversal by Kurt Orton! I never expected a RKO out of the LoL!
Don Chuckles: Anything can happen in Thy WWE Phil! What a finish! Kurt Orton wins a big one!
Phil Latio: A big match indeed! With the rumble around the corner, Kurt needed a win like this! But we will be right back after this commercial break!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The arena goes black. The crowd begin buzzing with excitement. Suddenly the pyro goes off and FEAR's entrance music and tron video begin playing. The fans erupt. Whether boos or cheers it was uncertain but the sound was enough to deafen the sound of the music. 30 seconds pass before the music and pyros stop. The fans look around questionably. Curious of what is happening.
FEAR's voice booms through the arena. The fans look for him but it becomes clear he is in a seperate location.
"2 weeks left before the purge begins. You have been warned"
The show goes to the new Thy WWE 2k15 video game "FEAR preorder bonus" advert.
Phil Latio: FEAR is going to return in two weeks! That could be a curve ball for Ascension! If FEAR returns and wins the Rumble, wouldn't that be something!
Don Chuckles: Fear has a lot to prove but yeah, I am excited to see him return to the ring! I still need to buy myself a copy of Thy WWE 2k15!
Phil Latio: Oh of course, so you can give yourself the world title?
Don Chuckle laughs.
Don Chuckles: Mind your own business! But either way, the next match we have should be a good one. Zak Shields taking on Beno!
Phil Latio: We shall see Don, I mean Zak Shields and Beno are two superstars but Beno hasn't been in action in over a month. He must have some rust!
Don Chuckles: I think Zak will be able to get the victory though. Let's watch and find out!
Match Three: Zak Shields (c) vs Beno
Non Title
“Always Running by Malukah” blares over the loud speakers. The lights dim as Beno makes it to the arena. Beno walks onto the stage. He poses for a moment as red and gold pyros shoot off. He cocks a smirk as he begins walking to the ring. He slides into the ring and ascends the turnbuckle with arms held high.
Steve Cruise : "Ladies and Gentlemen, Being accompanied to the ring by Sophie Dumas, introducing from Leeds, England. Zak Shields!"
With that Zak walks to the ring with Sophie on his free arm. They get to the ring and Zak slides under the bottom rope and he runs to the far corner and he jumps onto the middle rope and he takes the TV Title from round his waist and the Intercontinental Title from his shoulder and he raises them above his head he then jumps down and he hands the titles to the Ref. Sophie climbs onto the outside and they share a kiss as the music dies down. The referee then singles for the bell to be rung
Ding…Ding…Ding….
Beno and Zak Shields both head towards the center of the ring and they begin to circle each other. Beno goes in for a grapple but Zak backs away from the grapple attempt. Zak then goes for a grapple but Blade manages to side step Zak. Beno comes up from the side now and grapples Zak and this time he manages to successfully grapple him. He then heaves him up for a Pump Handle Slam and has him flying up in the air and coming crashing down on his shoulder making him connect with the canvas. Beno then gets back to his feet and hovers over Zak. He drags Zak back to his feet and connects him this time with an Arm breaker that has him stumbling back down to the canvas. Beno then drags him back to his feet again and gets Zak into position and he then connects Zak with a Full Nelson Slam. Zak connects with the canvas and a Thud that can be heard around the arena. Beno then drags Zak towards the Center of the ring and gets him into an Ankle Lock and starts applying pressure to Zak’s ankle. Zak squirms in pain from the submission maneuver and starts power crawling towards the ropes. Beno cinches in the submission maneuver even more and Zak balls his fist and opens it back up as he hovers his hand over the canvas. But he doesn’t give into the temptation to give up and he continues him power crawl towards the ropes. He manages to reach the velvet ropes and he reaches out his hand and grasps them with his hand. The referee tells Beno to release the hold. Beno reluctantly releases the submission maneuver and gets back to his feet. Beno gets back to his feet and then drags Zak towards the center of the ring. He goes to connect him with a suplex slam but Zak managed to counter the maneuver by striking him with a hard right-handed punch that has Beno teetering backwards. Zak then charges towards Beno and spears him into the canvas below out of nowhere.
Zak Shields gets back to his feet and goes over towards Beno and heaves him back up to his feet. Zak then grapples Beno and heaves him up for a Brainbuster that has him soaring and then crashing down back to the canvas for a THUD. The crowd reacts with an collective Ah sound. Zak Shields then charges towards Beno and lifts him back to his feet this time connecting him with a German Suplex that heaves him up into the air and crashing back down to the canvas with another Thud. Again the crowd reacts. Zak Shields continues the onslaught as he drags Beno back to his feet and lifts him up for another German Suplex that takes him back down again for another THUD. Zak Shields is now gaining momentum as he drags Beno back to his feet and heaves him up for another German Suplex that has him crashing back down with a THUD. Beno attempts to get back to his feet but he arches his back in pain as he uses the ropes to help heave himself up. Zak Shields comes up behind him and connects him with a Reverse DDT that has Beno coming crashing down into the Canvas again for another THUD. Beno isn’t giving up this fight though as it is seen that he is attempting to get back up again. Beno Slowly rises and Zak Shields is waiting on the prowl. Beno then gets back to his feet slowly and swivels around but as he does Zak connects him with the Wild Bomb and sends him crashing back down with a Hard THUD. Zak mutters out “Not Yet.” He drags Beno back to his feet and heaves him up again and connects him for a second Wild Bomb that has him crashing down into the canvas for another THUD. Zak spouts out “Your Finished” as he then covers Beno for the count and the referee then slides in for the pinfall.
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Winner of the Match: Zak Shields
Don Chuckles: Good victory for Zak Shields. He is having a fantastic year!
Phil Latio: Yes he has! Could win him the Superstar of the Year Award come award time! Let's go to one more break Don and get to our main event!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The show comes back and we see Sir Leftfoot in the middle of an interview with Burris Troy.
Leftfoot: Like I was saying Burris. I have something to prove and I don't care who it is! I am going to smack them around and make them my bitch! Give me anyone! Bob Cena, Blade LaVigne, it doesn't matter!
Suddenly Dan Murph walks into view, not saying anything. Leftfoot stops speak towards the camera and begins talking at Murph.
Leftfoot: What the fuck do you want newbie!? Don't you see that I'm in the middle of making a statement!
Leftfoot is nose to nose with Dan Murph, and he gives Murph a slight push to the chest. Leftfoot faces the camera and continues.
Leftfoot: Now where was I....
BAM, Dan Murph begins to assault. Knocks Leftfoot in the face with his forearms. Murph sees the table next to them, picks up Leftfoot and kicks him in the mid-section. Murph picks up Leftfoot and Power-bombs him through the table! Burris Troy is shaken up but still asks the question.
Burris Troy: Why the attack Dan Murph?
Dan Murph: I was just making a statement.
Murph cocks a grin and walks off of view.
The show fades back to Phil Latio and Don Chuckles.
Phil Latio: Was that necessary Don! This Murph guy needs to be taught a lesson.
Don Chuckles: I actually like what he brings to table. Hopefully we get to see more of Murph in the future!
Phil Latio: Still, Leftfoot was just trying to do an interview. Either way, up next we have a match that has a lot on stake! If Rain wins, he gets the 30th spot in Ascension's Rumble. And if Rain wins, Bastard will be not allowed to enter the rumble!
Don Chuckles: I don't have too much faith in Rain. Just haven't seen much of him to give him an edge over anyone! He has a chance to prove me wrong tonight!
Main Event: Joey the Bastard vs Rain
Hyouhaku + Kokuten begins to play off of the P.A system as the fans give mix reactions to Rain as he walks onto the stage. Rain doesn't take any time, as he walks down the ramp and towards the ring.
Steve Cruise: This match is for one fall, first coming down to the ring, standing in at 6'2, weighing in at 256 pounds.....From Leeds, England....RAIN!
Phil Latio: Rain has a great opportunity in front of him tonight! If he wins, he will enter the Rumble at number 30! And if Rain wins, Joey the Bastard will no longer be in the Rumble!
Don Chuckles: Joey the Bastard will not lose to this kid! Rain has a lot to learn and he will be taught a lesson, not to mess with the New Age!
Rain slides into the ring and gets into a corner. His theme song fades as "Fight Music" by D-12 begins to play as the fans boo as Joey the Bastard comes out onto the stage, smirk on his face. Joey walks down the ramp.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent, from The Streets of Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada....Standing at 6'2, weighing in at 227lbs......JOEY THE BASTARD!!!!!!!!!
Don Chuckles: Joey's been in Thy WWE for awhile now, he knows what it takes to be successful. I expect him to get a victory tonight!
Phil Latio: It's a every week business Don! Anything can happen. All superstars on the roster are here for a reason, if they weren't talented they wouldn't be here. Simple. Give Rain a chance.
Bastard climbs the steps and enters the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle and throws his arms up into the air. The fans boo more as JTB cocks a grin and gets off the turnbuckle. His theme song fades. JTB is facing Rain. The referee calls for the bell to start the match.
DING DING DING
The two superstars being to circle each other. The men wrap up, Bastard gets the advantage and places Rain into a headlock. Rain reacts quickly and pushes Bastard in the back, into the ropes. Bastard runs back at Rain and hits Rain with a clothesline. Rain hits the mat and rolls back up. Rain walks right into a foot of Bastard. Bastard kicks him in the mid-section and hits DDT. Bastard stands up and throws his arms up into the air as the fans boo even more. Rain is trying to get up, on his hands and knees as Bastard runs and kicks a boot into the stomach of Rain. Rain flips onto his back as Bastard places his boot on the face of Rain in disrespect. Bastard laughs and stomps down once.
Phil Latio: What disrespect Don! We have kids watching this show!
Don Chuckles: Hey, Rain knew what to expect! This is Joey the Bastard, he's willing to whatever it takes to win.
Rain rolls onto his stomach, grabbing his face. Bastard grabs Rain by the head and picks him up. Bastard irish whips Rain into the ropes. Bastard goes for a clothesline but Rain ducks under it and hits a neckbreaker on Bastard. Both men lay on the ground, Rain trying to catch his breath. Bastard grabs the back of his head as the fans give a small cheer for Rain. Rain gets to his feet, he picks up Bastard and runs at the ropes. Rain runs back at Bastard and hits a Jumping Drop Kick which hits the chin of Bastard. Bastard falls back into the ropes and stumbles back towards Rain who then connects with a quick suplex!
Don Chuckles: They tide as turned just a bit Phil!
Phil Latio: Rain wrestles smart Don! He takes advantage of what Joey gives to him.
Rain quickly gets to his feet and picks up Bastard. Rain throws a forearm to the chin of Bastard. Rain then kicks Bastard in the gut and goes around him. Rain sets Bastardup for a Back Suplex Side Slam but Bastard reacts and throws a eblow to the face of Rain. Rain release the move as Joey connects with a second eblow. Rain falls back. Bastard grabs the arm of Rain pulls him close and connects with a Belly to Belly suplex! Joey goes for the pin.
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Bastard picks Rain and whips him into the turnbuckle. Bastard runs at Rain and goes for a Big Boot! But No! Rain moves out of the way and Bastard takes the turnbuckle to the mid-section! Rain begins to punch the side of Bastard. Rain whips Bastard off the turnbuckle and irish whips him into the ropes. Rain runs at Bastard and connects with a Running STO! At this point we hear the crowd give off boos as members of the New Age walk out onto the stage. The walk down the ramp and circle the ring. Zak Shields is holding one of his two titles, the US championship.
Phil Latio: What are these guys doing out here!
Don Chuckles: Helping out a fellow member Phil!
Rain stands up and notices the members of the New Age surrounding the ring. Rain climbs the turnbuckle and looks down at Bastard. Rain goes air-bourne and connects with a Diving Elbow Drop on Bastard! Rain isn't done yet, he picks up Bastard and sets him up like a Fireman's Carry Gut Buster. Rain connects with the signature move.
Without hesitation, Zak Shields slides into the ring, Rain stands up not expecting anything. Zak from behind, Rain turns around and BAM! He smacks Rain in the face with the US title! The referee calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
The other members get into the ring as Zak helps Bastard up. Bastard reacts, confused. He begins to smack the mat in frustration. Has he looks at Steve Cruise announce the winner.
Steve Cruise: Winner of the match, by disqualification....RAIN!
Joey begins to yell at Zak and the other members but also cocking a grin at Rain who lays on the mat, motionless.
Phil Latio: Does this mean....Joey is out of the Rumble? This can't end like this!
Suddenly No Chance begins to play as the Owner of Thy WWE, Vince McMahon walks onto the stage with a microphone.
Vince McMahon: You think I'm playing, don't you, New Age?
Well, understand one thing, I'm not playing your stupid games. You ruined the opening of the show and now, you ruined the main event! These fans don't deserve this! New Age, listen up. Bastard, your rumble spot is safe only because you friends decided to end the match for you.
At this time, Rain as rolled out of the ring, still holding his neck. He is on the ramp. Vince continues.
Vince McMahon: I knew something like this was going to happen, that's why I had a Plan B.
Next week on RAW 140, Joey the Bastard will take on Rain in a rematch! And your New Age buddies are banned from ringside!
And since Zak Shields likes to use that belt so much, Rain if you defeat Joey next week, you will face Zak Shields, on RAW 141 for the Intercontinental Championship!
The show fades with Vince and New Age staring at each other and the camera fading to black!
SHOW ENDS!
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RECAP
Knight/Vince/Austin Segment
New Age Opens Show
Match One
Bob Cena Segment
Segment
Match Two
Fear Segment
Match Three
Dan Murph Segment
Main Event
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Thanks Goes Out To The Writers. Good job with the segments this week everyone. Sorry for the delay.
New card tomorrow though. Review would be nice.
RAW 139
Live from Beijing National Stadium in Beijing, China
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After a video recap reminding us of the shocking termination of Christian Knight from his role as General Manger of Thy WWE last week, we are immediately taken to a live shot opening the arena as “Written in the Stars” by Tinie Tempah starts to blast out as first we see the private security team pour out from the back. Over a dozen men form a barrier as Christian emerges from the back slowly with a very apparent scowl on his face. With his security team leading the way, we see Christian slowly walk down the ramp to ringside. The security team surrounds the ring while Christian gets inside and signals to be tossed a microphone. Looking up towards the stage, the theme song stops and Christian doesn’t waste any time as he starts to speak, a loud chant of “You Got Fired” starts from the arena fans which interrupts him though. The taunting from the arena fans only fazes him once though as he again lifts the microphone and starts to speak, despite the ongoing chant.
Christian Knight: Yes, yes I did.
A hypocritical, senile old fool caved to public pressure and fired me last week from my position as General Manager of Thy WWE. What happened to your mantra of ruthless aggression that you used to be about Vince? Huh! You must be going soft in your advanced years because the way I see it, I have been the greatest thing to ever happen to Thy WWE.
Am I wrong?
Think about this, I’ve ruled this place with an iron fist and done what guys like Alex Kendall or Austin Starr could never dream of. Along with being the longest reigning World Champion in company history, I was also single handedly restoring order and discipline in the locker room. Overindulged egotists tried to attach words like despotic and oppressive to me, but let’s be honest for a second, it’s easy for a fool to point the finger and assign blame elsewhere when the problem really lies with them. Not once did I use our shows as a personal display for my soap opera of a life. Not once did I use our shows to come out and drone on and on about how great I am and how I was going to be ushering in a new era.
I consistently orchestrated quality matches.
I made sure the boys in the back knew that they had a place on the roster, and that no man was ever above the law.
I was res-
“No Chance” blasts out over the arena speakers and we see Mr. McMahon saunter out onto the stage with his usual swagger. A microphone is in Mr. McMahon’s hand and we see the two men lock eyes with one another before signaling for the music to be cut off.
Mr. McMahon: You must be confused about something Mr. Knight, you see, last time I checked I relieved you from your role as General Manager of Thy WWE! With the rescinding of your position, certain amenities that you have grown accustomed to are no longer at your disposal. Since you were clearly misinformed, allow me to fill you in.
The private jet you charge to the company to get to and from shows…gone
The chauffeured limousines that take you wherever you go…gone
The private dressing room….yep! That’s gone too…
And your private security detail…they’re gone too…
So gentleman, your services will no longer be required. Good day.
We can see Christian flip out in the ring as his private security team looks at each other, nods and then starts to head up the ramp and leave the ring.
Christian Knight: This is the biggest mistake of your life Vince! How the hell are you gonna just roll over and hand the reigns back to Starr? Don’t you remember wha-
Mr. McMahon: Who said anything about that?
Christian Knight: Don’t try and play stupid old man, we all saw the meeting that took place between you and Starr. I know he’s going to be the one you announce as my replacement, hell we all know it.
The fans in the arena start cheering, Christian just sneers as he thinks it’s the fans reveling in his mistreatment. However, it’s actually Austin Starr coming down from the crowd, hopping the barrier and getting inside of the ring. On top of the stage we see Mr. McMahon just smirk and nod ever so slightly. Christian then turns around and gets stung on the jaw with a stiff looking Rising Starr kick. Christian’s eyes roll into the back of his head as he falls backwards onto the mat. The crowd is now cheering louder as Austin pounces on Christian and starts to reign down a barrage of closed fists. After only a few seconds though, we see Christian cover up, escape and roll out of the ring. Inside the ring we see Austin let out a triumphant howl and proclaim, “he’s been waiting to do that”. On the top of the stage, we see Mr. McMahon casually resume speaking.
Mr. McMahon: The point of my meeting with Mr. Starr wasn’t to grant him reinstatement to the position of General Manager; it was to reinstate him as a member of the active roster and to grant him a match against our former General Manager Christian Knight. I told Mr. Starr that I would only grant his reinstatement, and his match if he agreed to a non-contact provision, which he ultimately refused.
We see Austin pick up the microphone that was dropped by Christian and start to speak.
Austin Starr: Until now.
Mr. McMahon: Then in THAT very ring, in three weeks at the Ascension Pay Per View we are going to see a fight. We are going to see former General Manager Christian Knight take on Austin Starr!
Mr. McMahon’s music kicks on once again and he leaves as the fans continue to show their approval at the blockbuster match that has just been made. On the outside of the ring we can see Christian shake his head and look up at the stage and then in the ring towards Austin who is just grinning and nodding.
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Thy WWE RAW opens up inside a jam packed Beijing National Stadium in Beijing, China. A huge fireworks display explodes up on the stage and we see shots of a hyped up crowd. The RAW theme plays in the background while the camera pans around ringside. The camera switches the ringside where we see Don Chuckles and Phil Latio. Phil Latio is still wearing a neck brace from the injuries he sustained from the New Age Massacre a few weeks ago on RAW.
Phil: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Thy WWE RAW! We are live from Beijing, and this crowd is hot hot hot tonight!
Don: I didn't know that Thy WWE was so popular here in China. I'm impressed, Latio!
Phil: Thy WWE is a global monster, Don. Millions tune in from across the globe to watch the best professional wrestlers on the planet. Speaking of which, we have a star-studded show for you all tonight. Beno will be in action. The Prodigy, Kurt Orton will be in action, and that damned New Age will in action as well.
Don: Careful, Latio. They might just come down here and finish what they started with you a couple of weeks ago.
Almost on cue, "Fight Music" hits.
Phil: Oh great.
Don: Don't say I didn't warn you, Latio.
The fans begin to boo loudly as the chorus kicks in and Joey the Bastard steps out from the back. he is wearing his brand new "Aflliction: JTB" sequined t-shirt that reads "Bite Me." on the back. He's also sporting a New Era Vancouver Canucks flat-brimmed hat cocked a little to the side. he starts to make his way down the ramp then stops halfway down and points to the entrance way. Fellow New Age members Zak Shields, Bob Cena with Crack, and Triana step out to more boos from the crowd. They start the descent down the ramp and JTB meets them half way. They high five and JTB steals a kiss from Triana then laughs and wags his tongue at the camera, mocking the viewers at home. Triana chuckles a little then they all finish the journey to the ring. Cena heads up the steps and in to the ring. Triana heads up the other steps and enters the ring. JTB and Zak both head towards the announce table.
Phil: What the hell do these guys want now?
Don: Look out, Latio. They're heading your way!
JTB approaches and goes to sock Latio in the face but stops short as Latio flinches. JTB laughs out loud then goes to do it again. Latio flinches.
Phil: Hey, come on, now. I don't want any trouble.
The Bastard laughs again then causes Latio to flinch some more. The crowd is letting JTB have it now. JTB slaps the headset off of Latio's head then shoves his face. Latio let's out a sound of agony as he holds his neck in pain. JTB shoves his face again, not laughing anymore, and shouting "What?" at Latio. He then points at the entrance and tells Latio to "Roll the f' out!" Latio obeys and start to leave but JTB boots him in the ass and knocks him down. JTB laughs and points at Latio as Latio crawls away. JTB then turns his attention to Don Chuckles. Chuckles gets up right away and motions for Zak and JTB to take the table.
Don: It's all your's, boys!
Don hands over his head set to Zak and JTB picks up Latio's head set and puts it on.
JTB: Konnichiwa, bitches! Welcome to New Age RAW! I'm your host with the most, Jay Bizzle, and along side me is my broadcast bro, the Zak Attack, you better watch your back cause he might just go clickety-clak, Zak Shields!
Zak: Don't forget, mate, I'm also holding the only two pieces of gold that matter in the world of wrestling!
JTB: Right you are, Lord Zedd. Folks, you should feel a great amount of honor knowing that your IC and TV Champion has decided to grace you all with smooth as velvet analysis tonight. And what a gong-show it's shaping up to be. The New Age will dominate once again as we will be all over your screen all night long. Take a look in that ring now!
Cena has shoved Steve Cruise down and stolen his microphone and has attached a bow tie to his "Operation F-Up" hoodie that reads "Best in the World" on the back and his standing in the center of the ring. Triana grabs the ref and roughs him up a little bit, demanding that he give her his shirt.
JTB: That dumbass ref had better do what Triana says or he might just wind up on his back, holding his jaw like I was a few weeks back!
Zak: It was a mighty blow to say the least. But a shot from Triana might just kill a weakling like him. You went down, but you back up. You are not a normal man!
JTB: True that, buddy! I could say the same thing about you, and screw it, I will! Zak Shields is no mere mortal man! Bob Cena is no mere mortal man! the New Age is the shit, and we're awesome! But, Z-Town USA, that shot to the chops that Triana leveled me with was the most painful shot that I've ever received. I'm still feeling it!
Zak: Well, that's because Triana is not your typical woman of wrestling. Sure, she's the definition of beauty...
JTB: The absolute definition in it's purest form, Zak! But, that isn't what defines her as a person. She is knocking down roadblocks left, right and center for all the little bastards and bastettes out there who aren't quite sure about who they are yet!
Zak: Aye, and she's living proof that you don't need to be a roided out monkey to make it in this business.
The ref takes off his shirt and hands to Triana and quickly leaves the ring. Triana goes to put it on, but then starts to gag. She holds her nose while holding the shirt away from her face.
JTB: Nothing worse than a dirty, stinky referee, Zak.
Zak: I hear that, and, unfortunately, I've smelt that, too. Us, as in ring performers, always have to deal with the putrid stench of unwashed refs. But Triana is getting up close and personal this time!
JTB: She really is taking one for the team!
Triana eventually puts the ref shirt on and shudders. The crowd is unhinged and chanting "You Suck!" at the whole group.
JTB: We can ourselves over all night, Zak, but let's talk a little bit about Bob Cena. A man who should be the World Champion if it weren't for that dinosaur-endorsed, Blade LaVigne.
Zak: Bob got screwed at Anarchy, Jay, there's no bones about it!
JTB: I mean look at Cena. He's a man of true class. He's standing there, ready to put out the best performance he can, and he does it each and every night. Nobody appreciates the stuff that man does for this company. he gets screwed and he gets screwed again and he still shows up every week. And that tie looks amazing, I might add!
Zak: That man deserves another shot at the title.
JTB: No doubt, bro. No doubt! But, as long as the World Title isn't in the New Age, it's a sparkling piece of garbage. With LaVigne holding it, and you holding the only two title in Thy that matter... you're the Champion to beat in my mind, Big Zee!
Zak: But, the world needs to realize that even though on paper, I'm the IC-TV Champion, the New Age hold these titles as a whole. We are all Champions!
JTB: Now speaking of champions, you're all in for a real treat here in our opening contest. The real future of this business, and a future champion, Troy Motor will be in action against some jabroni by the name of... Actually, who gives a crap what her name is. Troy Motor is in action next!
Match One: Eva Marie vs Troy Motor
Troy Motor's music hits and the crowd continues to spew venom towards the New Age. Troy steps out from the back with a smirk on his face. Bob Cena brings the mic to his mouth.
Cena: It's time for everybody to shut their mouths and show some respect to the diamond in the rough! This man is a beast, weighing in at an impressive 241 pounds, and hailing from the white sands, and vast beaches of Tampa, Florida. He is The Mercenary, and he is the REAL future of Thy WWE. He is... TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Troy bobs his head to his music as he approaches the ring. He jumps up on to the apron and enters the ring and gets up on the ropes, yelling at the crowd.
JTB: Spoken like a true gentleman!
Zak: Troy Motor looks pissed!
JTB: And so he should be, Zippety-do-da! Limited to curtain jerking duty against someone with not even one millioneth of the talent that Troy has? I'd be pissed off, too!
Eva Marie's music hits and the crowd cheer a little bit, but they know it's a lost cause. She walks out, looking extremely worried.
Cena: And, his opponent... from... well, who really gives a damn where she's from? Who really gives a damn how much she weighs or even what her name is? I mean, come on. We all know that Troy is gonna win! And if anybody thinks that what's-her-face has even a sliver of winning this match, they should change the channel now and never watch again!
JTB: Folks, I'm being told by the producer in my ear that Bob Cena is absolutely right! If you're that stupid of a fan, then we don't even want you to watch! Go kill yourself!
Eva cautiously approaches ringside while Troy is shaking the ropes, stomping around the ring like a mad man.
Zak: Troy is ready to fight, and the red-headed blunder looks like deer caught in the headlights! That type of mentality just sickens me, Jay Bizzle. Why is she even in this business? Just a loser mentality is what it is.
JTB: Yeah, if you're not ready to go toe to toe with the best, then you don't belong in the that ring!
Triana tells each participant to get in their respective corners and they comply. Triana checks both of them for foreign objects as Bob Cena leaves the ring and goes to the timekeeper's table where Crack is sitting.
JTB: Triana taking control of this match early like a ref should. And Troy, the class-act that he is, is following her every instruction!
Zak: That's what buggers me the most about this whole thing. The New Age love this business. We love this company and it's fans, yet people are saying that we're trying the destroy the place!
JTB: Well, we're not trying yet, Zak-Daddy, but we will burn this place to the ground if we have to. In order to build a better structure, sometimes to have to tear the old one down!
Triana is satisfied with her findings - or lack there of - and calls for the bell. Crack rings the bell to signal the start of the match.
***DING DING DING***
Troy charges Eva Marie and Eva quickly dodges out of the way. Troy goes for her again but Eva moves once more. Then, Troy grabs her in a rear waist lock, finally catching her, and Eva grabs the ropes. Troy won't let go, but Triana steps in and applies the standard five-count. She gets to four and Troy let's go.
JTB: Well, if... what's her name? Eva Marie it says here... Well, if Eva Marie could get a win by simply using escapes, she'd no doubt be the champion. But, alas, she's going to have to rely on her in-ring ability here tonight.
Zak: Which is non-existent.
JTB: Haha! Which IS non-existent!
Troy breaks the hold and asks Triana what she's doing, and Eva rolls up Troy from behind.
JTB: Oh my God! An incredibly poor executed school boy roll-up that Troy Motor will no doubt kick out of!
Triana moves in to count...
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Zak: Triana showing that has no bias as the ref in this one.
JTB: Right you are, Zip-Zap-Zipiddy-Zak. Triana has no problem counting down Troy if he were to lose this match, but then again... that would never happen!
Troy gets up and Eva meets him with a drop kick that takes him off of his feet.
JTB: Oh, that was a brutal dropkick, and not in a good way.
Zak: That was just awkward. Barely even connected.
Troy up again and lays Eva out with a vicious clothesline.
JTB: MY GOD WHAT A MOVE! That's the most devastating clothesline that I have ever witnessed in my entire life!
Zak: I should be taking notes here!
Troy his in rage mode now as he leaps on top of Eva Marie and starts to choke her.
JTB: Oh, the dreaded choke! Troy Motor is a bad man! he doesn't give a damn about the rule book! DAMN HIM!
Zak: Referee Triana needs to regain control here.
Triana starts the five count, and gets to four and Troy won't let go. So Triana grabs him and pulls him off of Eva.
JTB: Triana just proved again that she is an impartial referee!
Troy gets up and gets in Triana's face. She gets right back in Troy's face and they start jawwing at each other. Eva is up again, spins Troy around and boots him in the gut. She goes for a suplex but Troy blocks it and hits one of his own, floating over for a cover. Triana counts...
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Zak: Triana could have easily done a quick count there, but stayed true and this match will continue!
JTB: But, for how long? Troy Motor can end this thing any time he wants to!
Troy up and Eva charges this time. Troy grabs her by the back of the head and slams her in the corner, then he starts to hammer away. He pulls her out, whips against the ropes and when she bounces back, Troy lifts her up and slams her with a spinebuster.
JTB: He just broke her spine, Zak-on-the-attack-and-bring-it-back-then-lemme-hit-that Shields! This match is over!
Zak: Troy's not done!
Troy picks Eva up and sets her up then drops her hard with a drop back DDT.
JTB: Troy's doing Eva Marie a favor and is fixing to end her pitiful career right here and now!
Zak: He's going up top!
Troy Motor sets himself then leaps off with a moonsault that shoots all the air out of Eva's lungs.
JTB: That was a thing a beauty! Best moonsault that I've ever witnessed other than mine!
Zak: Troy with the cover!
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***DING DING DING***
Winner of the Match: Troy Motor
Cena: Here is your winner as we all knew he would be...
JTB: Here comes the best ring announcing in the world!
Cena: TrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY fuckin' MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Triana raises Troy's hand in the air. the two of them high five then Triana grabs Eva Marie and sends her flying over the top rope and the floor face first. Eva Marie is out cold.
JTB: There ya go, Tri! get that piece of trash out of our ring! Nice! Wanna hit the ring, my man?
Zak: Let's do it!
Cena and Crack have entered the ring. Triana is still holding Troy's hand up high. JTB and Zak enter the ring and JTB has a mic.
JTB: How you like that?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
JTB: Another turd just got flushed and you witnessed it first hand! The New Age is here, and this is OUR ring! And we won't rest until we get...
The crowd goes wild as Vince McMahon bursts through the curtain...
Vince: Cut the damn music! I'm sick and tired of this CRAP! You five wanna take over MY show, in MY ring, in the company that I created? If it wasn't for me, you five wouldn't even exist! You're lucky that allowed you to keep this up for so long. But, it ends right here RIGHT NOW!
JTB: Well, well, well, if it isn't...
Vince: SHUT UP!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!
Vince: You say that you all want chances? Well, every opportunity that I've given you, each and every one of you has squandered! You saw you wanna help give others opportunities? Well, tonight is your lucky night, because Joey, you have a match with Rain tonight...
JTB: Yeah, we know that! What are you? Senile?
Vince: Well, tonight, in that very ring... MY ring... Rain will get the chance of a lifetime because if Rain wins tonight, he gets your number thirty spot in the Rumble at Ascension!
New Age looks pissed off as they start bickering with each other.
Vince: And that's not all! If Rain wins, Joey... you are OUT of the Rumble entirely!
New Age is furious.
Vince: Now get the hell out of my ring!
JTB: yeah? Or what? You'll fiiiiiiire us?
The New Age chuckle.
Vince: Or you're all out of the Rumble!
The New Age look a little taken-a-back by that last threat. They form a huddle and start to plan.
Vince: Well? I'm waiting! GET OUT!
They break huddle and JTB responds.
JTB: Alright, old man, you can have the show back... for now. But be warned. It's only a matter of time before we get what we want and you're lying in a pool of your blood with a fat check mark on your back! Let's blow this joint.
The New Age starts to exit the ring as the crowd is cheering loudly for Vince McMahon. Vince starts to leave, but JTB calls out one last time.
JTB: Oh, and Vince...
Vince turns around before going through the curtain.
JTB: Bite me.
The New Age laugh at Vince as a scowl covers his face. The show cuts the commercial with a close up shot of Vince McMahon's twisted with a look of pure hatred.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
'Bleed for Me' by Saliva blasts around the arena as the fans erupt from their seats in joy as they await the arrival of the ThyWWE World Heavyweight Champion. After a few moments, he emerges from behind the curtain with his arms spread and his back to the crowd. He is wearing a black Blade LaVigne t-shirt from thywweshop.com with a pair of denim jeans and the coveted ThyWWE World Championship around his waist. He turns around to see the faces of the crowd chanting his name to reveal that it is infact Bob Cena, the man who Blade defeated at Oppression, wearing a pair of black Rayban shades. The cheers suddenly fade to boos as Bob unstraps the replica championship from his waist and holds it up with a cocky grin on his face. Bob slowly saunters to the ring with the championship over his shoulder, mocking Blade's strut down the aisle to the ring. Bob slides under the bottom rope and holds up the championship again as the crowd start chanting "Cena Sucks!" at him. Bob approaches Steve Cruise and takes a microphone as Blade's music stops and waits for the crowd to die down before talking.
"Oh I'm sorry....were you expecting somebody else?"
Bob lets the question linger in the air as the crowd start hurling insults and boos his way, which brings a smile to his face.
"Well guess what, he's not here tonight. That's right, your beloved Blade LaVigne, the face of ThyWWE, the man who holds the crown jewel in this industry decided to take the night off. So take this in, China, get a long hard look, because this is the only Blade LaVigne you people are going to see tonight. That means tonight, there will be no more arrogant shades....."
Blade takes the Raybans off and throws them at his feet and stamps on them, breaking them in two.
"No more of that porcelain smile, no more of Blade LaVigne's lies, you people will not have to listen to Blade LaVigne babble on once again. Hell, the Chinese are already to exposed to too much toxins that any of Blade LaVigne's crap might actually kill you. You see, the longer time goes on, the more Blade LaVigne is exposed for what he truly is. I mean, you people boo me and shout insults at me and try to make me feel bad about my actions but what nobody ever mentions. I dont lie to you people, I tell you how it is, but you people cant stomach the truth, you cant handle anything interesting, you need somebody to come out here and tell you every thing that you think you need to hear.....But that isnt the real world. Ladies and gentlemen wake up, there aint a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow for any of you people. If you want to emulate a fraud, be my guest but if you want a role model that you can be proud of.....the choice is completely clear. Its the choice of a new generation, the choice of a new era.....its the choice of the New Age of professional wrestling."
Bob cocks a smirk at the crowd as they start a "We Want Blade" chant, causing him to chuckle before speaking again.
"I know, I want him to be here too, but the fact is, Blade is still nursing his wounds from Oppression. Yeah, Blade won the battle but it is as clear as day that Blade has lost the war. I stand here today in front of you people 100% healthy. 20/20 vision, perfect hearing, no cuts, no bruises, while Blade is lying at home nursing his wounds. But now on to more pressing matters, Christian Knight....."
The name Christian Knight divides the crowd as some cheer and some boo but everybody has a reaction to the name.
"Christian Knight has been terminated as the General Manager of Monday Night Raw. And the timing...the timing couldnt have been more perfect for Christian. Not only because he was kinda losing it but more so because there is a new force in town. The New Age are the judge, jury and the executioner of Thy World Wrestling Empire and Bret "The Hitman" Hart found that out with painful consequences. I mean you're talking about the man who retired Bret Hart, the youngest World Heavyweight Champion of all time, the youngest Triple Crown winner in the history of this industry, the credentials can go on and on. And then when you add in to the mix, the longest reigning Intercontinental Champion in ThyWWE history, the first dual champion in ThyWWE history, the most dominant woman to ever step foot inside of a wrestling ring and the diamond in the rough, Troy Motor, then you got a deadly concoction.....Christian is gone, he's never coming back but if you do Christian, nevermind that, when you come back because you cant seem to stay away from this place. Whenever you decide to come back, whenever you decide to grace us with your presence, I'm gonna kick your ass because this is my company now. We are the border patrol of ThyWWE, nobody and I mean NOBODY gets in without a little close scrutiny from the New Age. But I know that when Christian comes back he will try to avoid the New Age because it is not in his best interests to mess with the New Ag-..."
"We Want Blade! We Want Blade! We Want Blade! We Want Blade!"
Bob adjusts the replica championship on his shoulder and answers the crowd who are chanting for their champion.
"You're kidding right?....All it takes is for some pandering and you people will just eat it all up. Blade may have you all in the palm of his hands, but what he fails to realise is that he has never once faced a man like me before. You cannot defeat Bob Cena, I have no breaking point, I do not cower and hide away, I am telling you now Blade, that you may have beaten me numerous times without fail but I'm going to get you. And I'm not gonna beat you Blade, I dont even want your stupid title anymore, because all that is, is some priceless possession....."
Bob takes the replica championship from over his shoulder and throws it on the mat alongside the shades and looks dead into the camera.
"What I want.....Is Blade LaVigne's head on a stick!.......And I'm not gonna stop until Blade LaVigne is no more......You will all thank me in the end."
Bob throws the microphone down to the mat and rips the shirt from his body as Wednesday Night Raw goes to a commercial break.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The lights in the arena cut out, and an echoing voice begins playing through the arena.
"There's nothing left to fear.
There's nothing left to fear.
There's nothing left to fear.
There's nothing left to fear.
There's nothing left to fear.
There's nothing left to fear."
The lights come back on suddenly. The arena is eerily silent.
Don Chuckles: What in the world was that!
Phil Latio: I have no idea, but I didn't like it.
Don Chuckles: Don't you people know that I hate darkness!
Phil Latio: I am sure we'll find out as the weeks go by on what that could've been...Either way, up next we have two former champions going one on one!
Don Chuckles: Triana and Kurt Orton on paper sounds like a great match but it could be a flop! We will just have to wait and see!
Phil Latio: Here we go!
Match Two: Kurt Orton vs Triana
RAW comes back from a commercial break and Triana is already In the ring waiting for her opponent. Suddenly…
HIT!
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Steve Cruise: Ladies & Gentlemen this next contest is scheduled for one fall... introducing first, from Newark, NJ weighing in at 245 pounds... This is "The Prodigy" Kurt Orton!!!
"Unknown Soldier" by Breaking Benjamin blasts across the PA System as Kurt Orton walks out after the opening beat, Kurt keeps on walking down the ramp until he reaches the stairs.. he looks around the arena to all of his fans and pats his chest three times before entering the ring with a smile on his face, he pats his chest three more times and does the lookout taunt after that. Orton now sits in the corner while he waits for the bell to ring.
The ref checks them both over and the bell is rung. Triana and Kurt lock up in the middle of the ring. Kurt gets the advantage and he pushes her to the ropes. He Irish whips her to the opposite side and he drops her with a closeline. Kurt drops an elbow right into the chest of Triana, Kurt jumps up and he drops a second elbow. Kurt picks her up and drops her with a quick snapmare DDT. Triana grabs her head as she rolls around in pain. Kurt taunts to the fans giving Triana the vital seconds she needs to get to her feet. Kurt turns around and he is hit with a devastating Spear. Triana rolls off of the winded Kurt and she gets to her knees and she drives a couple right fists to Kurt’s head. Triana runs to the ropes and she bounces off she jumps up high to drop a knee into Kurt’s chest but Kurt rolls away and Triana slams her knee right into the mat. She rolls around in pain holding her knee. Kurt gets to his feet and Triana does the same using the ropes for aid. Kurt marches over to Triana and he kicks her right into her hurt knee. Triana drops to the mat with a thud and Kurt continues the attack on the knee with multiple boot strikes.
Don Chuckles – “Dear GOD! What is Kurt doing?”
Phil Latio – “Using his street smarts, that’s why he’s a former world champion. He’s isolating the Wounded Knee and he’s going to use that to his advantage.”
Kurt picks up Triana and he scoop slams her back to the mat. He then locks in a basic figure four leglock trying to add more pressure onto the hurt knee. Just as Triana is about to Tap Kurt lets the hold go. He wants to show his dominance to the THY Roster. Kurt picks her up again and he goes for the KILLSWITCH and Connects. Kurt goes for a pin.
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Don Chuckles – “How the hell did she manage that?”
Phil Latio – “Pure determination!”
Kurt cant believe it. He walks to the turnbuckle and he kicks the bottom rung in frustration. The ref is checking over Triana and he is happy for her to continue. She gets to her feet and Kurt runs at her but she ducks down and lifts up Kurt and hits him with a Samoan Drop. Both of them are on the mat taking deep breathes as the ref checks on them both. Kurt makes it to his knees followed shortly by Triana both of them on their knees they start to exchange blows as they get to their feet. Kurt pushes Triana onto the ropes and he throws her to the opposite side and he connects with a closeline. Kurt goes to pick her up but Triana hits Kurt in the gut with her elbow. Kurt walks away and she limps after him. Triana grabs a hold of him and she hip tosses him to the mat and lock in an armbar. Kurt with more in him uses his strength to get to his feet and get free from the hold. He kicks Triana in the gut and he drops her with a quick DDT. Kurt picks her up again and he shouts nothing but abuse at her as he holds her hair. He runs to the ropes and he comes back at her with a cross body, but Triana drops to the mat and Kurt goes flying to the opposite side of the ring. Triana gets to her feet and she limps to Kurt, she goes to pick him up by the hair and she connects with a superkick to the chin.
Triana is done messing now, she picks up Kurt again and she sets him up for the LoL...
But wait! Kurt reacts and out of nowhere connects with a RKO! Kurt jumps onto Triana for the pin!
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Winner of the Match: Kurt Orton!
Kurt Orton is handed a microphone and he begins to speak.
{The Prodigy} Kurt Orton
I wanna know who in the blue hell decided to give JTB the gall in reference to what I said earlier this evening... honestly I could care less what he says or thinks about me because in all reality... I'm my own man and I think whatever I say goes!
Hell if you were a man ... you'd defend her honor and fight for her in the same way I fight for my wife & these people each and every single freaking night... I never quit! I never give up! My mission is to become Thy WWE World Championship come the new year & I promise you that no one will stop me!
So here's what I propose we do for next week mister Bastard... You & Me go one on one and if I win... I want you to head to the back & find your scumbag leader .. when you find him tell him that he has one week or 7 days time to answer this challenge... Street Fight to end all street fights. If you two got the balls ... you'd think about this very carefully because I'm one snake who doesn't play well with my prey!!!
And if ya don't know... Now ya Know!!!
Because that's... How I Roll!!!!
Kurt drops the microphone and his theme song begins to play.
Phil Latio: What a last second reversal by Kurt Orton! I never expected a RKO out of the LoL!
Don Chuckles: Anything can happen in Thy WWE Phil! What a finish! Kurt Orton wins a big one!
Phil Latio: A big match indeed! With the rumble around the corner, Kurt needed a win like this! But we will be right back after this commercial break!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The arena goes black. The crowd begin buzzing with excitement. Suddenly the pyro goes off and FEAR's entrance music and tron video begin playing. The fans erupt. Whether boos or cheers it was uncertain but the sound was enough to deafen the sound of the music. 30 seconds pass before the music and pyros stop. The fans look around questionably. Curious of what is happening.
FEAR's voice booms through the arena. The fans look for him but it becomes clear he is in a seperate location.
"2 weeks left before the purge begins. You have been warned"
The show goes to the new Thy WWE 2k15 video game "FEAR preorder bonus" advert.
Phil Latio: FEAR is going to return in two weeks! That could be a curve ball for Ascension! If FEAR returns and wins the Rumble, wouldn't that be something!
Don Chuckles: Fear has a lot to prove but yeah, I am excited to see him return to the ring! I still need to buy myself a copy of Thy WWE 2k15!
Phil Latio: Oh of course, so you can give yourself the world title?
Don Chuckle laughs.
Don Chuckles: Mind your own business! But either way, the next match we have should be a good one. Zak Shields taking on Beno!
Phil Latio: We shall see Don, I mean Zak Shields and Beno are two superstars but Beno hasn't been in action in over a month. He must have some rust!
Don Chuckles: I think Zak will be able to get the victory though. Let's watch and find out!
Match Three: Zak Shields (c) vs Beno
Non Title
“Always Running by Malukah” blares over the loud speakers. The lights dim as Beno makes it to the arena. Beno walks onto the stage. He poses for a moment as red and gold pyros shoot off. He cocks a smirk as he begins walking to the ring. He slides into the ring and ascends the turnbuckle with arms held high.
Steve Cruise : "Ladies and Gentlemen, Being accompanied to the ring by Sophie Dumas, introducing from Leeds, England. Zak Shields!"
With that Zak walks to the ring with Sophie on his free arm. They get to the ring and Zak slides under the bottom rope and he runs to the far corner and he jumps onto the middle rope and he takes the TV Title from round his waist and the Intercontinental Title from his shoulder and he raises them above his head he then jumps down and he hands the titles to the Ref. Sophie climbs onto the outside and they share a kiss as the music dies down. The referee then singles for the bell to be rung
Ding…Ding…Ding….
Beno and Zak Shields both head towards the center of the ring and they begin to circle each other. Beno goes in for a grapple but Zak backs away from the grapple attempt. Zak then goes for a grapple but Blade manages to side step Zak. Beno comes up from the side now and grapples Zak and this time he manages to successfully grapple him. He then heaves him up for a Pump Handle Slam and has him flying up in the air and coming crashing down on his shoulder making him connect with the canvas. Beno then gets back to his feet and hovers over Zak. He drags Zak back to his feet and connects him this time with an Arm breaker that has him stumbling back down to the canvas. Beno then drags him back to his feet again and gets Zak into position and he then connects Zak with a Full Nelson Slam. Zak connects with the canvas and a Thud that can be heard around the arena. Beno then drags Zak towards the Center of the ring and gets him into an Ankle Lock and starts applying pressure to Zak’s ankle. Zak squirms in pain from the submission maneuver and starts power crawling towards the ropes. Beno cinches in the submission maneuver even more and Zak balls his fist and opens it back up as he hovers his hand over the canvas. But he doesn’t give into the temptation to give up and he continues him power crawl towards the ropes. He manages to reach the velvet ropes and he reaches out his hand and grasps them with his hand. The referee tells Beno to release the hold. Beno reluctantly releases the submission maneuver and gets back to his feet. Beno gets back to his feet and then drags Zak towards the center of the ring. He goes to connect him with a suplex slam but Zak managed to counter the maneuver by striking him with a hard right-handed punch that has Beno teetering backwards. Zak then charges towards Beno and spears him into the canvas below out of nowhere.
Zak Shields gets back to his feet and goes over towards Beno and heaves him back up to his feet. Zak then grapples Beno and heaves him up for a Brainbuster that has him soaring and then crashing down back to the canvas for a THUD. The crowd reacts with an collective Ah sound. Zak Shields then charges towards Beno and lifts him back to his feet this time connecting him with a German Suplex that heaves him up into the air and crashing back down to the canvas with another Thud. Again the crowd reacts. Zak Shields continues the onslaught as he drags Beno back to his feet and lifts him up for another German Suplex that takes him back down again for another THUD. Zak Shields is now gaining momentum as he drags Beno back to his feet and heaves him up for another German Suplex that has him crashing back down with a THUD. Beno attempts to get back to his feet but he arches his back in pain as he uses the ropes to help heave himself up. Zak Shields comes up behind him and connects him with a Reverse DDT that has Beno coming crashing down into the Canvas again for another THUD. Beno isn’t giving up this fight though as it is seen that he is attempting to get back up again. Beno Slowly rises and Zak Shields is waiting on the prowl. Beno then gets back to his feet slowly and swivels around but as he does Zak connects him with the Wild Bomb and sends him crashing back down with a Hard THUD. Zak mutters out “Not Yet.” He drags Beno back to his feet and heaves him up again and connects him for a second Wild Bomb that has him crashing down into the canvas for another THUD. Zak spouts out “Your Finished” as he then covers Beno for the count and the referee then slides in for the pinfall.
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Winner of the Match: Zak Shields
Don Chuckles: Good victory for Zak Shields. He is having a fantastic year!
Phil Latio: Yes he has! Could win him the Superstar of the Year Award come award time! Let's go to one more break Don and get to our main event!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The show comes back and we see Sir Leftfoot in the middle of an interview with Burris Troy.
Leftfoot: Like I was saying Burris. I have something to prove and I don't care who it is! I am going to smack them around and make them my bitch! Give me anyone! Bob Cena, Blade LaVigne, it doesn't matter!
Suddenly Dan Murph walks into view, not saying anything. Leftfoot stops speak towards the camera and begins talking at Murph.
Leftfoot: What the fuck do you want newbie!? Don't you see that I'm in the middle of making a statement!
Leftfoot is nose to nose with Dan Murph, and he gives Murph a slight push to the chest. Leftfoot faces the camera and continues.
Leftfoot: Now where was I....
BAM, Dan Murph begins to assault. Knocks Leftfoot in the face with his forearms. Murph sees the table next to them, picks up Leftfoot and kicks him in the mid-section. Murph picks up Leftfoot and Power-bombs him through the table! Burris Troy is shaken up but still asks the question.
Burris Troy: Why the attack Dan Murph?
Dan Murph: I was just making a statement.
Murph cocks a grin and walks off of view.
The show fades back to Phil Latio and Don Chuckles.
Phil Latio: Was that necessary Don! This Murph guy needs to be taught a lesson.
Don Chuckles: I actually like what he brings to table. Hopefully we get to see more of Murph in the future!
Phil Latio: Still, Leftfoot was just trying to do an interview. Either way, up next we have a match that has a lot on stake! If Rain wins, he gets the 30th spot in Ascension's Rumble. And if Rain wins, Bastard will be not allowed to enter the rumble!
Don Chuckles: I don't have too much faith in Rain. Just haven't seen much of him to give him an edge over anyone! He has a chance to prove me wrong tonight!
Main Event: Joey the Bastard vs Rain
Hyouhaku + Kokuten begins to play off of the P.A system as the fans give mix reactions to Rain as he walks onto the stage. Rain doesn't take any time, as he walks down the ramp and towards the ring.
Steve Cruise: This match is for one fall, first coming down to the ring, standing in at 6'2, weighing in at 256 pounds.....From Leeds, England....RAIN!
Phil Latio: Rain has a great opportunity in front of him tonight! If he wins, he will enter the Rumble at number 30! And if Rain wins, Joey the Bastard will no longer be in the Rumble!
Don Chuckles: Joey the Bastard will not lose to this kid! Rain has a lot to learn and he will be taught a lesson, not to mess with the New Age!
Rain slides into the ring and gets into a corner. His theme song fades as "Fight Music" by D-12 begins to play as the fans boo as Joey the Bastard comes out onto the stage, smirk on his face. Joey walks down the ramp.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent, from The Streets of Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada....Standing at 6'2, weighing in at 227lbs......JOEY THE BASTARD!!!!!!!!!
Don Chuckles: Joey's been in Thy WWE for awhile now, he knows what it takes to be successful. I expect him to get a victory tonight!
Phil Latio: It's a every week business Don! Anything can happen. All superstars on the roster are here for a reason, if they weren't talented they wouldn't be here. Simple. Give Rain a chance.
Bastard climbs the steps and enters the ring. He climbs the turnbuckle and throws his arms up into the air. The fans boo more as JTB cocks a grin and gets off the turnbuckle. His theme song fades. JTB is facing Rain. The referee calls for the bell to start the match.
DING DING DING
The two superstars being to circle each other. The men wrap up, Bastard gets the advantage and places Rain into a headlock. Rain reacts quickly and pushes Bastard in the back, into the ropes. Bastard runs back at Rain and hits Rain with a clothesline. Rain hits the mat and rolls back up. Rain walks right into a foot of Bastard. Bastard kicks him in the mid-section and hits DDT. Bastard stands up and throws his arms up into the air as the fans boo even more. Rain is trying to get up, on his hands and knees as Bastard runs and kicks a boot into the stomach of Rain. Rain flips onto his back as Bastard places his boot on the face of Rain in disrespect. Bastard laughs and stomps down once.
Phil Latio: What disrespect Don! We have kids watching this show!
Don Chuckles: Hey, Rain knew what to expect! This is Joey the Bastard, he's willing to whatever it takes to win.
Rain rolls onto his stomach, grabbing his face. Bastard grabs Rain by the head and picks him up. Bastard irish whips Rain into the ropes. Bastard goes for a clothesline but Rain ducks under it and hits a neckbreaker on Bastard. Both men lay on the ground, Rain trying to catch his breath. Bastard grabs the back of his head as the fans give a small cheer for Rain. Rain gets to his feet, he picks up Bastard and runs at the ropes. Rain runs back at Bastard and hits a Jumping Drop Kick which hits the chin of Bastard. Bastard falls back into the ropes and stumbles back towards Rain who then connects with a quick suplex!
Don Chuckles: They tide as turned just a bit Phil!
Phil Latio: Rain wrestles smart Don! He takes advantage of what Joey gives to him.
Rain quickly gets to his feet and picks up Bastard. Rain throws a forearm to the chin of Bastard. Rain then kicks Bastard in the gut and goes around him. Rain sets Bastardup for a Back Suplex Side Slam but Bastard reacts and throws a eblow to the face of Rain. Rain release the move as Joey connects with a second eblow. Rain falls back. Bastard grabs the arm of Rain pulls him close and connects with a Belly to Belly suplex! Joey goes for the pin.
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Bastard picks Rain and whips him into the turnbuckle. Bastard runs at Rain and goes for a Big Boot! But No! Rain moves out of the way and Bastard takes the turnbuckle to the mid-section! Rain begins to punch the side of Bastard. Rain whips Bastard off the turnbuckle and irish whips him into the ropes. Rain runs at Bastard and connects with a Running STO! At this point we hear the crowd give off boos as members of the New Age walk out onto the stage. The walk down the ramp and circle the ring. Zak Shields is holding one of his two titles, the US championship.
Phil Latio: What are these guys doing out here!
Don Chuckles: Helping out a fellow member Phil!
Rain stands up and notices the members of the New Age surrounding the ring. Rain climbs the turnbuckle and looks down at Bastard. Rain goes air-bourne and connects with a Diving Elbow Drop on Bastard! Rain isn't done yet, he picks up Bastard and sets him up like a Fireman's Carry Gut Buster. Rain connects with the signature move.
Without hesitation, Zak Shields slides into the ring, Rain stands up not expecting anything. Zak from behind, Rain turns around and BAM! He smacks Rain in the face with the US title! The referee calls for the bell!
DING DING DING!
The other members get into the ring as Zak helps Bastard up. Bastard reacts, confused. He begins to smack the mat in frustration. Has he looks at Steve Cruise announce the winner.
Steve Cruise: Winner of the match, by disqualification....RAIN!
Joey begins to yell at Zak and the other members but also cocking a grin at Rain who lays on the mat, motionless.
Phil Latio: Does this mean....Joey is out of the Rumble? This can't end like this!
Suddenly No Chance begins to play as the Owner of Thy WWE, Vince McMahon walks onto the stage with a microphone.
Vince McMahon: You think I'm playing, don't you, New Age?
Well, understand one thing, I'm not playing your stupid games. You ruined the opening of the show and now, you ruined the main event! These fans don't deserve this! New Age, listen up. Bastard, your rumble spot is safe only because you friends decided to end the match for you.
At this time, Rain as rolled out of the ring, still holding his neck. He is on the ramp. Vince continues.
Vince McMahon: I knew something like this was going to happen, that's why I had a Plan B.
Next week on RAW 140, Joey the Bastard will take on Rain in a rematch! And your New Age buddies are banned from ringside!
And since Zak Shields likes to use that belt so much, Rain if you defeat Joey next week, you will face Zak Shields, on RAW 141 for the Intercontinental Championship!
The show fades with Vince and New Age staring at each other and the camera fading to black!
SHOW ENDS!
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RECAP
Knight/Vince/Austin Segment
New Age Opens Show
Match One
Bob Cena Segment
Segment
Match Two
Fear Segment
Match Three
Dan Murph Segment
Main Event
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Thanks Goes Out To The Writers. Good job with the segments this week everyone. Sorry for the delay.
New card tomorrow though. Review would be nice.
