Post by Joey The Bastard on Nov 4, 2014 20:26:58 GMT -5
There's been a lot of people runnin' they mouths here in Thy recently. Some of these people have, in a way, earned the right to speak their mind about some of the most pressing matters, but then there are the others. Guys like, Gabriel North, and Kurt Orton, and to a lesser extent, my opponent this week, Rain. Now, Rain is one hell of a professional wrestler. There is no denying this, but what Rain needs to realize is that the New Age is in no way holding anybody back here in Thy WWE. Rain, just being in the same ring with a member of the New Age is a tremendous rub, and you even have a couple victories over us. So, before you go and jump on that bandwagon and start poppin' off at the mouth about how New Age is a poison, or how we only care about ourselves, you need to stop and think...
You're not Kurt Orton, and I mean that in a good way. Since New Age has taken this company hostage, you are the guy who has benefited the most from outside of the New Age. You have been showcased against the best wrestlers on this planet, and it's because of us. That's proof right there that we want this place to be different! We're helping you out, Rain! But, don't get too full of yourself, I'm not gonna offer you up a spot in the group just for beating us a couple of times. Sometimes, people get lucky, and you haven't really proven yourself to anybody yet. We allowed you to compete with us, and you should be thankful. But, the thing is, my dawgs are a little bit nicer than I am...
Because tonight, I'm kicking you back down the ladder, and I'll be damned if I lose to the likes of you! An ungrateful worm in the wrestling industry who has no right to come out here and spout the bullshit that you spout. You're embarrassing yourself! Ooooo... Rain... He's so dark and mysterious... Maybe he can take back Thy WWE! WRONG! There's a zero percent chance of precipitation! The only reason why you're still breathing and still have a career is because we allow it, so watch you're fucking mouth, son!
Another guy who is pissing me off is a guy by the name of Gabriel North. Listen, dumbass, we're not holding you back. You're holding yourself back. Cause you suck! Plain and simple, that's the only reason why you will never make it in this business. Nobody cares about you, and nobody even knows who you are. And if you so much as mention my name again, I'll make sure that they never find out, ya feel me?
Why the fuck is everybody saying the New Age are the bad guys? We want what's best for this company! Kurt Orton wants to open his mouth now as if anybody gives a damn about his opinion. We all know what Kurt Orton is about and that's Kurt Orton. The little guy is jealous that we didn't see him good enough to be a part of the New Age of Thy WWE. And then he starts shit-talkin' Triana after she joins? Sayin' that she's just the New Age's side girl? Fuck no, bro! Triana ain't like that piece of arm candy you keep at your side, Kurt. Triana is on my level. Bob Cena is on my level. Zak, Troy... my level! Kurt Orton? You're just not on my level, son! Never have been, never will be, and when you say something as insulting as you did about Triana - basically saying that she is a secondary member to the group - you really pissed me off. And not because it's Triana, and she's a woman, or any of that other garbage that you were spewin'. But, because when you insult one of us, you insult all of us. Triana is better than you like one hundred percent, but the amount of disrespect you show for this group is sickening. We're trying to help guys like you, you fucking moron! And while I know Triana is gonna kick your ass this week, you still haven't paid back your debt to the New Age after those comments. Triana may decide to let you fight another day, and that is completely her choice, but if she does... I'm next in line, and you can bet your life that I won't be doing the same.
Kurt Orton... You just made a set of very dangerous enemies. We would have been content with just kicking your ass every week, but now? We're coming for you, and we will... DESTROY YOU!
As for you, Rain, you've had a good run since your debut, but it's time to put a stop to that. Not cause I wanna hold you back or anything like that...
But...
BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN!
Sincerely,
JTB
P.S. Bite me.
You're not Kurt Orton, and I mean that in a good way. Since New Age has taken this company hostage, you are the guy who has benefited the most from outside of the New Age. You have been showcased against the best wrestlers on this planet, and it's because of us. That's proof right there that we want this place to be different! We're helping you out, Rain! But, don't get too full of yourself, I'm not gonna offer you up a spot in the group just for beating us a couple of times. Sometimes, people get lucky, and you haven't really proven yourself to anybody yet. We allowed you to compete with us, and you should be thankful. But, the thing is, my dawgs are a little bit nicer than I am...
Because tonight, I'm kicking you back down the ladder, and I'll be damned if I lose to the likes of you! An ungrateful worm in the wrestling industry who has no right to come out here and spout the bullshit that you spout. You're embarrassing yourself! Ooooo... Rain... He's so dark and mysterious... Maybe he can take back Thy WWE! WRONG! There's a zero percent chance of precipitation! The only reason why you're still breathing and still have a career is because we allow it, so watch you're fucking mouth, son!
Another guy who is pissing me off is a guy by the name of Gabriel North. Listen, dumbass, we're not holding you back. You're holding yourself back. Cause you suck! Plain and simple, that's the only reason why you will never make it in this business. Nobody cares about you, and nobody even knows who you are. And if you so much as mention my name again, I'll make sure that they never find out, ya feel me?
Why the fuck is everybody saying the New Age are the bad guys? We want what's best for this company! Kurt Orton wants to open his mouth now as if anybody gives a damn about his opinion. We all know what Kurt Orton is about and that's Kurt Orton. The little guy is jealous that we didn't see him good enough to be a part of the New Age of Thy WWE. And then he starts shit-talkin' Triana after she joins? Sayin' that she's just the New Age's side girl? Fuck no, bro! Triana ain't like that piece of arm candy you keep at your side, Kurt. Triana is on my level. Bob Cena is on my level. Zak, Troy... my level! Kurt Orton? You're just not on my level, son! Never have been, never will be, and when you say something as insulting as you did about Triana - basically saying that she is a secondary member to the group - you really pissed me off. And not because it's Triana, and she's a woman, or any of that other garbage that you were spewin'. But, because when you insult one of us, you insult all of us. Triana is better than you like one hundred percent, but the amount of disrespect you show for this group is sickening. We're trying to help guys like you, you fucking moron! And while I know Triana is gonna kick your ass this week, you still haven't paid back your debt to the New Age after those comments. Triana may decide to let you fight another day, and that is completely her choice, but if she does... I'm next in line, and you can bet your life that I won't be doing the same.
Kurt Orton... You just made a set of very dangerous enemies. We would have been content with just kicking your ass every week, but now? We're coming for you, and we will... DESTROY YOU!
As for you, Rain, you've had a good run since your debut, but it's time to put a stop to that. Not cause I wanna hold you back or anything like that...
But...
BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN!
Sincerely,
JTB
P.S. Bite me.