Post by Vince McMahon on Jun 1, 2014 15:45:58 GMT -5
RAWISWAR
Episode 131
Final Raw Before Anarchy
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Sir Lucious Leftfoot is standing inside of the ring as RAW opens up. He's jumping up and down and looks ready for this match. We go to Phil Latio and Don Chuckles:
Phil Latio: Welcome to RAW! I'm Phil Latio and next to me is my partner Don Chuckles. Don, this is the last RAW before Anarchy!
Don Chuckles: Everyone one has been grinding through this month. Everyone seems to be saving their energy for the pay per view.
Phil Latio: Seems about right. I mean, a lot will be on the line come Anarchy. Everyone involved has to be 100% healthy.
Don Chuckles: Of course. But first we have to get through this show. First match of the night we have Sir Leftfoot taking on Rey Mysterio.
Match One: Sir Lucious Leftfoot vs Rey Mysterio
"619" hits off the PA system, and the crowd goes nuts for Rey Mysterio Jr. Mysterio appears on the ramp, jumping around, getting the crowd pumped.
Phil Latio: Rey Mysterio made a clear statement earlier that this match against Leftfoot is going to be his last here in Thy WWE.
He runs to one side of the stage and points to the fans. The crowd goes crazy as he runs to the other side, doing the same for the fans their as well.
Steve Cruise: This match is for one fall, coming down to the ring, REEEEY MYSTERIOOO!
Finally, he finishes up, and makes his way down to the ring, giving the fans high fives as he walks by. He slides into the ring as his theme song fades. He waits in the corner, staring at Leftfoot.
The bell goes off.
DING DING DING
Don Chuckles: And we are underway!
Phil Latio: Should be an interesting match, and I think I can say for everyone, that Mysterio deserves to win this final, send off match.
Don Chuckles: Well, you can crap in one hand, hope in the other, and see whichever gets filled faster. After that nasty attack on Mysterio, and due to his age, I doubt him putting up much of a fight.
Mysterio and Leftfoot after hearing the bell indicate the start of the match, charge towards each other will the default move of a tie up. Mysterio has other plans however, faking the tie up, slipping slightly to the side and hitting Leftfoot with a kick to the stomach. Leftfoot bends over from the blow, and Mysterio runs and bounces off the ropes. As he comes bouncing across the ring, Leftfoot jumps into the air and turns 180 degrees, smacking his bum into Mysterio's face, knocking him flat to the canvas. Instead of going for the cover, Leftfoot wraps his arms around Rey's legs, and lifts him up into the air for a powerbomb.
Don Chuckles: Mysterio is washed up, done, finished, he has no chance in this match, and Leftfoot looks to end it early.
Phil Latio: Don't count him out, he has great heart
Leftfoot flings Mysterio down hard to the canvas, but at the last moment Mysterio tightens his legs wrapping them around Leftfoot's head, spinning him across the ring with a hurricanrana, drawing a cheer from the crowd. Leftfoot gets to his feet but not before Mysterio rushes him with a dropkick to the chest, sending Leftfoot falling out of the ring between the top and second ropes. Mysterio, drawing upon his momentum and crowd favor, runs to the other side of the ring and bouncing off the ropes, and just before he reaches the ropes on the opposite side of the ring, dives into the air with a cross body. At the last moment, Leftfoot moves out of the way, sending Mysterio crashing into the floor, rolling and bouncing off of the fan barricade.
Phil Latio: Rey Mysterio goes for a high risk gamble, and gets nothing in return! That looked painful Don!
Don Chuckles: While Mysterio has the advantage in speed, it's not easy to beat unadulterated, pure swag.
Leftfoot begins to dance around, gyrating his hips and blowing kisses to some curvy, ethnic ladies in the crowd. He slides into the ring, and approaches the turnbuckles. In a bizarre display, he turns 180 degrees, and then upside down.
Phil Latio: Umm, what is going on here?
Don Chuckles: Don't you know anything Phil? He's twerking!
Leftfoot handstands in the corner backwards, shaking and jiggling his Luscious booty.
Mysterio finally recovers and slides into the ring. He turns his attention on Leftfoot, and he pauses, an expression of confusion stopping him in his tracks.
Mysterio decides to take his time, as Leftfoot finally turns himself upright and facing his opponent, charging with a clothesline. Mysterio ducks out of the way and counters with a dropkick to the chest, and immediately follows up with a pin.
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2!
Leftfoot kicks out of the pin after the two count, and Mysterio swings a right hand, but Leftfoot ducks, slipping behind Mysterio and hitting a neckbreaker, followed by a pin cover of his own. Mysterio kicks out at two, and Leftfoot brings Mysterio to his feet. He throws Rey to the turnbuckle and charges in, but Mysterio places his hands on the top ropes, and catapults himself behind his attacking opponent. He dips low and rolls up Leftfoot from behind, but there is a kickout at two and a half.
Phil Latio: Close pinfall there Don
Don Chuckles: Close doesn't count
Leftfoot picks up Mysterio and knees him in the midsection a few times and drops him with a vicious DDT, Mysterio's body going limp. Leftfoot makes the cover.
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Kickout!
Don Chuckles: YAWN, wish Mysterio would retire already!
Phil Latio: Show some respect! He is giving his all, as he always has. Don't count out the master of the 619!
Again Leftfoot picks up Mysterio, taking time to strut around the ring, mouthing something appearing to be a rap or freestyle. After he is finished grinning and showing off to the booing crowd, he approaches Mysterio, who hits Leftfoot with a toe drop hold, sending him onto the middle ropes. The crowd erupts into cheers and Mysterio seizes the moment, signaling to the crowd, and bouncing off the ropes, hitting the 619 on the other side.
But nobody was home.
Mysterio, surprised by the miss, coming through the ropes and into the ring, off balance by the miss. Leftfoot runs forward from the other side and hits the Big Left Foot, sending Mysterio spinning into the air and crashing solidly into the mat. Leftfoot laughs, and takes a moment to squat and stand three times above Mysterio's mask, essentially teabagging him before going for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
THRE-KICKOUT!
Don Chuckles: Bullcrap! That was three!
Phil Latio: The heart of Rey Mysterio on display here, he does not want to give up this final match of his! Come on Rey, you can do it!
Leftfoot backs up a few feet, leaning against the ropes, waiting for Mysterio to get back up. As he does, Leftfoot once again nails Mysterio with the Big Left Foot. He covers him again.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Winner of the Match: Sir Lucious Leftfoot!
Don Chuckles: What a finish! Leftfoot steals the win from Rey Mysterio!
Phil Lation: Rey Mysterio's final match ends with a loss. Disappointing. This match was actually pretty fun to watch.
Don Chuckles: Leftfoot better apprieate this win, they barely happen for him. We will be right back though after this commercial break!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
[/font] 'June 17th, nothing will ever be the same.'Episode 131
Final Raw Before Anarchy
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Sir Lucious Leftfoot is standing inside of the ring as RAW opens up. He's jumping up and down and looks ready for this match. We go to Phil Latio and Don Chuckles:
Phil Latio: Welcome to RAW! I'm Phil Latio and next to me is my partner Don Chuckles. Don, this is the last RAW before Anarchy!
Don Chuckles: Everyone one has been grinding through this month. Everyone seems to be saving their energy for the pay per view.
Phil Latio: Seems about right. I mean, a lot will be on the line come Anarchy. Everyone involved has to be 100% healthy.
Don Chuckles: Of course. But first we have to get through this show. First match of the night we have Sir Leftfoot taking on Rey Mysterio.
Match One: Sir Lucious Leftfoot vs Rey Mysterio
"619" hits off the PA system, and the crowd goes nuts for Rey Mysterio Jr. Mysterio appears on the ramp, jumping around, getting the crowd pumped.
Phil Latio: Rey Mysterio made a clear statement earlier that this match against Leftfoot is going to be his last here in Thy WWE.
He runs to one side of the stage and points to the fans. The crowd goes crazy as he runs to the other side, doing the same for the fans their as well.
Steve Cruise: This match is for one fall, coming down to the ring, REEEEY MYSTERIOOO!
Finally, he finishes up, and makes his way down to the ring, giving the fans high fives as he walks by. He slides into the ring as his theme song fades. He waits in the corner, staring at Leftfoot.
The bell goes off.
DING DING DING
Don Chuckles: And we are underway!
Phil Latio: Should be an interesting match, and I think I can say for everyone, that Mysterio deserves to win this final, send off match.
Don Chuckles: Well, you can crap in one hand, hope in the other, and see whichever gets filled faster. After that nasty attack on Mysterio, and due to his age, I doubt him putting up much of a fight.
Mysterio and Leftfoot after hearing the bell indicate the start of the match, charge towards each other will the default move of a tie up. Mysterio has other plans however, faking the tie up, slipping slightly to the side and hitting Leftfoot with a kick to the stomach. Leftfoot bends over from the blow, and Mysterio runs and bounces off the ropes. As he comes bouncing across the ring, Leftfoot jumps into the air and turns 180 degrees, smacking his bum into Mysterio's face, knocking him flat to the canvas. Instead of going for the cover, Leftfoot wraps his arms around Rey's legs, and lifts him up into the air for a powerbomb.
Don Chuckles: Mysterio is washed up, done, finished, he has no chance in this match, and Leftfoot looks to end it early.
Phil Latio: Don't count him out, he has great heart
Leftfoot flings Mysterio down hard to the canvas, but at the last moment Mysterio tightens his legs wrapping them around Leftfoot's head, spinning him across the ring with a hurricanrana, drawing a cheer from the crowd. Leftfoot gets to his feet but not before Mysterio rushes him with a dropkick to the chest, sending Leftfoot falling out of the ring between the top and second ropes. Mysterio, drawing upon his momentum and crowd favor, runs to the other side of the ring and bouncing off the ropes, and just before he reaches the ropes on the opposite side of the ring, dives into the air with a cross body. At the last moment, Leftfoot moves out of the way, sending Mysterio crashing into the floor, rolling and bouncing off of the fan barricade.
Phil Latio: Rey Mysterio goes for a high risk gamble, and gets nothing in return! That looked painful Don!
Don Chuckles: While Mysterio has the advantage in speed, it's not easy to beat unadulterated, pure swag.
Leftfoot begins to dance around, gyrating his hips and blowing kisses to some curvy, ethnic ladies in the crowd. He slides into the ring, and approaches the turnbuckles. In a bizarre display, he turns 180 degrees, and then upside down.
Phil Latio: Umm, what is going on here?
Don Chuckles: Don't you know anything Phil? He's twerking!
Leftfoot handstands in the corner backwards, shaking and jiggling his Luscious booty.
Mysterio finally recovers and slides into the ring. He turns his attention on Leftfoot, and he pauses, an expression of confusion stopping him in his tracks.
Mysterio decides to take his time, as Leftfoot finally turns himself upright and facing his opponent, charging with a clothesline. Mysterio ducks out of the way and counters with a dropkick to the chest, and immediately follows up with a pin.
1!
2!
Leftfoot kicks out of the pin after the two count, and Mysterio swings a right hand, but Leftfoot ducks, slipping behind Mysterio and hitting a neckbreaker, followed by a pin cover of his own. Mysterio kicks out at two, and Leftfoot brings Mysterio to his feet. He throws Rey to the turnbuckle and charges in, but Mysterio places his hands on the top ropes, and catapults himself behind his attacking opponent. He dips low and rolls up Leftfoot from behind, but there is a kickout at two and a half.
Phil Latio: Close pinfall there Don
Don Chuckles: Close doesn't count
Leftfoot picks up Mysterio and knees him in the midsection a few times and drops him with a vicious DDT, Mysterio's body going limp. Leftfoot makes the cover.
ONE!
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Kickout!
Don Chuckles: YAWN, wish Mysterio would retire already!
Phil Latio: Show some respect! He is giving his all, as he always has. Don't count out the master of the 619!
Again Leftfoot picks up Mysterio, taking time to strut around the ring, mouthing something appearing to be a rap or freestyle. After he is finished grinning and showing off to the booing crowd, he approaches Mysterio, who hits Leftfoot with a toe drop hold, sending him onto the middle ropes. The crowd erupts into cheers and Mysterio seizes the moment, signaling to the crowd, and bouncing off the ropes, hitting the 619 on the other side.
But nobody was home.
Mysterio, surprised by the miss, coming through the ropes and into the ring, off balance by the miss. Leftfoot runs forward from the other side and hits the Big Left Foot, sending Mysterio spinning into the air and crashing solidly into the mat. Leftfoot laughs, and takes a moment to squat and stand three times above Mysterio's mask, essentially teabagging him before going for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
THRE-KICKOUT!
Don Chuckles: Bullcrap! That was three!
Phil Latio: The heart of Rey Mysterio on display here, he does not want to give up this final match of his! Come on Rey, you can do it!
Leftfoot backs up a few feet, leaning against the ropes, waiting for Mysterio to get back up. As he does, Leftfoot once again nails Mysterio with the Big Left Foot. He covers him again.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Winner of the Match: Sir Lucious Leftfoot!
Don Chuckles: What a finish! Leftfoot steals the win from Rey Mysterio!
Phil Lation: Rey Mysterio's final match ends with a loss. Disappointing. This match was actually pretty fun to watch.
Don Chuckles: Leftfoot better apprieate this win, they barely happen for him. We will be right back though after this commercial break!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The man grins and just stands there for a moment before pushing the camera away and the camera goes back to the ring area. An image pops up on the screen;
[/font][/ul][/ul][/ul]The image fades as the fans give mix reactions.
Don Chuckles: Interesting Phil!
Phil Latio: Very interesting Don. June 17, nothing will ever be the same? I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
Don Chuckles: Up next though, we have Prince Xavior taking on former TV champion, Demmie Mae!
Match Two: Prince Tchalla Xavior vs Demmie Mae
The stadium is shaken by a wave of boos and shouts of disgust as the music fills the arena.
Slowly Prince Tchalla rises from center stage. He has a hood over his face and his head down but on the line " No one man should have all that power" He rears back. flipping his hood behind him and revealing his smug face to the disapproving crowd. At the same time he raises his hands upwards as if he were being showered with praise while and explosion of gold pyro explodes from the stage.
Prince then walks down to the ring as he trash talks down the camera. He gets to the ropes and he pulls himself up onto the curtain and he climbs into the ring. He raises his arms to a crowd of boos as his music dies down.
As the fans a quiet music is heard as Deal With Me by Jessi Jae Joplin And The Ruckus comes over the PA system cutting out all sound as a video being s to play.
At which point in the anooyence of the fans Ms Mae steps out from behind the curtain smirking, her eyes as devilish as ever and her smirk as sinister as possible. Demmie walks down the ramp stopping at the bottom before turning her nose up at the crowd. Upon entering the ring she poses on the far right hand top turnbuckle before jumping down. As the annoucer brings the mic to his lips it is snatched by Demmie and she introduces herself.
Ms Mae: Anunciado desde Rusia, la actual reina de la oscuridad! La perra más malo de tu! Con un peso de ciento once libras, ella es la mujer más visto en la televisión! señoritaaaaaaaaa Demmie Mae!
(Billed from Russia, the reigning queen of darkness! The baddest bitch of thy! Weighing in at one hundred and eleven pounds, she is the most watched woman on television! Miss Demmie Mae)
Demmie then drops the mic and waits for the match to begin.
The red checks them both and he call for the bell. Both walk to the middle of the ring and they lock up, almost instantly Prince gets the upper hand and he hip tosses Demmie to the mat and locks in a headlock. Demmie with her quick thinking throws her legs up and wraps them round Prince’s head and she pulls him down making him release the hold. Both of them get to their feet and Prince runs at Demmie and goes for a closeline but Demmie does the splits and ducks under the attack. Prince bounces off the ropes and comes back at Demmie and this try goes for a scissor kick but again Demmie side steps and she takes out the supporting leg of Prince.
Don Chuckles – “Quick thinking by Demmie there.”
Phil Latio – “Yeah but can quickness beat strength?”
Prince gets to his feet and Demmie tries to launch a right kick to his chin but Prince catches it in both hands and he slams her foot down and he picks her up for a power bomb but once again Demmie with her speed manages to convert it into a hunnicanrana sending Princes head to the mat. Demmie starts to stalk Prince as he slowly gets to his feet. Prince stands up and he turns round and Demmie runs at him and connects with a spear.
Don Chuckles – “How did Demmie take down the massive build of Price?”
Phil Latio – “Courage and sheer determination.”
Demmie climbs the top turnbuckle and she looks at the downed Prince and she goes for a flying Moonsault. At the last second Prince moves out of the way and Demmie lands hard on her back. Prince gets up and this time it’s his turn to stalk Demmie. She gets to her feet and Prince goes for the Running Scissors again and this time connects. Prince picks up the lifeless body of Demmie and he goes for a Sit-Down-PowerBomb. Prince wastes no time and goes for a cover.
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3!
The bell is rung and Prince stands up over the lifeless body of Demmie. He raises his arms and lets out an almighty Battle CRY!
Winner of the Match: Prince Tchalla Xavior!
Phil Latio: A well needed win for Prince tonight Don!
Don Chuckles: Not a good thing for Demmie, with Anarchy just next week.
Phil: Well, up next, folks, we have the debut of a man we know little about. Bryn Shander is set to debut tonight, and he'll have his hands full when he takes on Thy WWE Intercontinental Champion, Triana.
Don: Triana has been unstoppable as of late, and that piece of gold strapped around her waist is proof of that.
Phil: Indeed, Don, but this Bryn Shander... We know nothing about this man other than the fact that he's a war veteran, and has spent time in prison. This could very well be Triana's toughest test to date.
Don: Triana became the Intercontinental Champion because she possesses certain skills and drive that most of the men in Thy WWE don't have. This Bryn Shander guy is new to wrestling. He doesn't stand a chance against Triana.
Phil: But, what a debut it would be if Bryn Shander could pull off a win against the reigning IC Champion in his first ever professional match up...
Don: Not gonna happen, Latio.
Match Three: Bryn Shander vs Triana (c)
Bryn Shander's music hits, and he bursts though the curtain to a non-existent reaction from the crowd. The stands 6'2", and is 255 pounds of pure muscle, and he looks pissed off...
Don: Okay, maybe it will happen...
Bryn walks down the ramp as the crowd looks on, not knowing whether to cheer this guy, or boo him out of the building. Bryn pays no attention to the fans. He just makes his way down the ramp, stomps up the steps, and enters the ring via through the ropes. He stares down the referee as he passes on his way to his designated corner. He leans against the ropes, looking out toward the crowd with a look on his face that says, "What's so God damn special about all of you guys?"
Phil: Keep in mind folks, that this is Bryn Shander's official professional debut, and what a place to have it. Live on national television in the best wrestling company on the planet, Thy WWE!
The crowd erupts with cheers as Triana's music fills the stadium...
Phil: Here she comes!
Don: My favorite female wrestler in the world, Latio!
Triana looks to be all business as she emerges from the back, IC Title around her waist. She stares at the ring, and at Bryn Shander.
Phil: Triana is as much in the dark about Bryn Shander as we all are. She knows not what to expect from this man, and because of that, she may very well be at a slight disadvantage.
Don: You're right about that, Latio. Shander can study tapes of Triana's matches, but there are no tapes of any Bryn Shander matches. This guy is literally staright out of wrestling school. Mr. McMahon must have seen something in this guy to just put him out there in front of millions of viewers out of nowhere like this!
Phil: Right you are, Don, but one needs to ask... Will Bryn Shander's lack of experience be a weakness? It could very well be one of his strengths if you ask me...
Don: Okay, I'll bite...
Phil: Hear me out here, Don... Triana is going in to this match up basically blind, right?
Don: Yeah, I guess you could say that...
Phil: Okay, well not knowing what to expect from her opponent, do you think that there is any possibiilty... any at all... that Triana could have over-hyped herself up for this match? Could she have been over-thinking for the passed week in anticipation of this match? If that is the case, then things could be looking up for this newcomer to the wrestling world...
Triana has made her down the ramp and is now slapping hands with a few hands at ring side...
Don: That's not possible, Latio... A true champion can defeat the greatest of challengers, and the weakest of challengers. I'm not saying that Bryn Shander is weak, but he is considered to be the unknown, and a true champion... Can go head first in to the unknown and come out on top. Triana is a true champion, and she is coming out of this match on top... there is no doubt in my mind about that.
Triana enters the ring without removing her eyes from Bryan Shander who is staring her down. She point at Bryn while saying something to the ref then unstraps the IC Title from her waist and poses on the second turnbuckle with the title above her head. Flash bulbs go off and fill the stadium with light and the crowd cheers for their reigning IC Champion. Triana drops down from the turnbuckle and hands the title off to the ref, who then hands the title off to ringside. Both competitors retreat to their corners before the referee calls for the bell...
*DING DING DING*
Bryn Shander lunges forward, trying to grab hold of Triana with a bearhug, but Triana rolls out of the way. Bryn turns around and is taken down a snap mare from Triana. Bryn back up quickly, and Triana grabs his head in a side headlock. Bryn struggles to get out, but Triana has it cinched in tightly. Bryn instead just heaves triana up and drops her down on her rear end. Triana up quickly and delivers a drop kick to the knees of Bryn which cause him to go down on one knee. Triana off the ropes and Bryn tries for a back body drop, but Triana turns while on his back and lands on her feet, ala RVD. Bryn turns right in to a slap from Triana which the crowd reacts to...
Phil: Oh my, that slap echoed throughout the arena!
Don: Shander doesn't look too happy about that one...
Bryn looks even more pissed off than before. He runs at Triana, going for a clothesline, but Triana ducks. Bryn turns around and Triana takes him down with a nice looking hurricanrana. Triana off the ropes while Bryn gets to his feet. Triana slides on her stomach, backward, between Bryn's legs and gets up, grabbing him by the waist in a rear waist lock. Bryn tries to elbow Triana in the face, but she ducks it. She uses all of her strength to lift Bryn up, and drop him with a back suplex to a nice reaction from the crowd. Bryn grabs the back of his head on the way down to protect himself, but his own weight causes his head to bounce off of the mat. Bryn back up and his met with a scoop slam from Triana. Bryn back up, and lunges at Triana. Arm drag from Triana, then she bounces off the ropes and dropkicks Bryn square in the face. The crowd is going nuts. Triana has Bryn recoiling now. She pushes him up against the ropes and goes for an Irish whip, which Bryn counters, sending Triana in to the corner, but she uses the ropes to jump up and over the oncoming attack from Bryn. Bryn turns around in to a hard side kick to the face from Triana. Bryn leans back against the corner, and Triana jumps up on him, then flips him over with a monkey flip. Bryn is immediately up and charges Triane. She jumps up and wraps her legs around Bryn's head and delievers a beaitiful spinning head scissor take down. Bryn crawls to the corner, catching his breath.
Phil: Bryn Shander looks lost out there, Don...
Don: Yeah, Triana is just toying with him now.
The crowd starts to chant for Triana. She puts her hands in the air, telling the fans to keep going. Bryn looks on while sitting in the corner, visibly winded. His face is beet-red, and he pulls himself up. He approaches Triana, daring her to hit him. Triana does just that with a slap to the face. Bryn shakes it off, and dares her again. This time Triana balls up her fist and drills Bryn right in the jaw. Bryn stumbles back for a second, shaking his head, then explodes with a vicious knife-edge chop. Triana stumbles back then goes back at Bryn, who connects with another hard chop. Triana loses her footing and Bryn grabs her by the hair. the ref is like "Hey, don't do that!" then Bryn balls up his fist and socks Triana square in the jaw...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phil: Hey, come on now!
Bryn grabs Triana by the hair again and drives her face first in to the mat...
Phil: The whole atmosphere in this arena has changed drastically!
Don: Bryn Shander is mad as hell! Triana was embarrassing him!
Bryn pulls Triana up and whips her hard into the corner. She stumbles out and Bryn leaps up, delivering a class-A dropkick...
Phil: OH! What a beautiful dropkick!
Don: Yeah, that's the best looking dropkick I've seen in quite a while. And from the looks of it, it's done it's job!
Triana is laid out on the mat. Bryn looks down at her, not knowing what to do next, so he just covers her...
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2...
Kickout.
Bryn grabs triana by the hair and pulls her to her feet. Bryn locks her up, and lifts her high, dropping her hard with a vertical suplex. Bryn with another cover...
1...
2...
Kickout.
Don: He's gonna have to more than that to beat Triana.
Phil: That's right, Don.
Bryn then turns and gets up on the second turnbuckle. He jumps, going for a forearm to the throat, but Triana gets her foot up and in to the face of Bryn. Her grabs his jaw in pain as Triana gets back to her feet. Bryn charges and Triana goes for another spinning headlock take down with her legs. this time, she sends Bryn Shander crashing out of the ring through the ropes. Bryn gets up, putting his hands on the back of his head in frustration. Triana then runs and jumps over the ropes. She holds on and lands on the apron. Then she jumps and does a moonsualt on to Bryn...
But he catches her!
Bryn then moves Triana around so that she is across his chest, then he runs...
Phil: No! Don't do it!
Bryn smashes Triana's spine across the ringpost as the crowd BOO's immensely. But he does doesn't let go. he holds her, then runs full speed at the ringpost, smashing Triana spine first in to the ringpost a second time...
Phil: Come on, Bryn! What's the matter with you?
Don: He's lost it, Latio! They should have never let this guy out of the slammer! He's a danger to everybody around him!
Bryn slams Triana in to the ring post again then twists her and throws her in to the barricade at ringside...
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phil: Boo is right! This guy is getting out of control!
Don: Come on, Triana!
Bryn doesn't let up. the ref demands that he take back to the ring. Bryn tells the ref to "F" off, then grabs Triana and throws her in to the barricade again...
Phil: Triana's back can't take much more of this. Bryn Shander is literally pummeling her in to oblivion!
Bryn grabs triana by the back of the head, and slams her face first in to the announce table...
Don: Hey! Get back in the ring! Back off!
Bryn shoves Don Chuckles in the face, sending him sprawling in his chair, his headset flying...
Phil: Well, there's a fine for sure...
The ref leaves the ring and gets in between Bryn and Triana who is lying on the floor. the ref screams in Bryn's face, warning him, and telling him to back off and get back in to the ring. Bryn seems to oblige. He grabs Triana and goes to roll her back into the ring, but at the last second, he turns and tosses her across the announce table and in to the lab of Phil Latio...
Phil: OH!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
Bryn looks around at the crowd in disbelief. "I suck?" he yells at them. then he goes behind the table and drags Triana out from behind it. He whips her hard in to the steel steps with a loud Ba-BANG! Then he finally rolls her back in to the ring. He pulls her up, and then drops her back down with a devastating full nelson slam. Cover from Bryn Shander...
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2...
KICKOUT!
YEAH!
But Triana can barely move...
Phil: Triana can barely stand! That sick bastard has nearly severed her spinal cord!
Don: Come on, Tri, you can do it!
Triana can, indeed, barely stand. She holds her back in agony. Bryn approaches, grabs her, and locks her up for another suplex, but Triana rolls him up out of nowhere...
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
Bryn bursts back up, enraged. Triana gets back up and Bryn clothesline the hell right out of her...
Phil: My God, the power behind that clothesline... Triana is out!
Don: Somebody help!
Bryn then pulls triana up and sticks her head between his legs...
Phil: Oh no... he's not gonna...
Don: Triana, no!
Phil: POWER BOMB!
With a sickening thud, Triana's back and head slam hard in to the mat. The crowd boos as Bryn looks out at them. He moves his hands in front of him as if to say... "It's over." and goes for a pin...
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KICKOUT!
Phil: How in the hell did she kick out of that? that was the most brutal power bomb that I ever seen in my life!
Don: Triana is a champion, Latio. She won't just lay down and die like any normal person.
Bryn looks down at Triana with a smirk on his face. Then her picks her up over his shoulders, going for the Moonshine Slam. At the last second, Triana wriggles out and rolls Bryn up again with a school boy...
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KICKOUT!
Phil: Jesus, that was close!
Don: Dammit! Don't let this newbie come in here and beat you, Triana! He's a menace! He has no place in a Thy WWE ring! He put his hands on me!
Bryn back up, drives a knee in to the gut of Triana. He goes to the well a second time, going for another power bomb, but Triana flips out of it. She lifts Bryn up on her shoulders as the crowd roars...
Phil: This is it! The LOL! If she hits this it's over!
Triana has Bryn up, and...
Her back gives out!
Bryn runs and boucnes off the ropes then drives a wicked boot right in to the face of Triana. The crowd BOO's like wild as Bryn covers...
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KICKOUT!
Phil: What will it take! This man has proven that he is certainly a force to be reckoned with, but Triana just won't stay down!
Bryn grabs his forehead in disbelief. Then he looks to the turnbuckle. He climbs up to the top rope. Triana is back up, barely. Bryn jumps, going for a missile dropkick and connects...
NO HE DOESN'T!
Triana moves at the last second. Bryn hits the mat chest first. He gets up groggily and Triana hits a spinning heel kick that sends Bryn back in to the ropes. he bounces off and Triana lifts him up on her shoulders...
the crowd is going nuts!
Don: Come on, Triana! Hit it!
Triana's heaves Bryn over...
And hits the LOL!
Phil: An awesome reverse death valley driver from Triana!
But Triana collapses beside Bryn, who is out like a light. The crowd is chanting for triana once again. The ref starts the standing ten count. Triana struggles and crawls over, draping her arm across Bryn's chest...
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KICKOUT!
Don: COME ON! That was three!
Phil: Not quite, but Bryn Shander has put the skeptics to bed in his debut performance here tonight. Win or lose, this man may have a bright future here in Thy WWE.
Don: Only if he keeps his temper under control, Latio...
Both superstars lie in the middle of the ring. Triana gets to her feet first. She grabs Bryn by the head and starts to pull him up. Bryn breaks free and quickly rakes Triana's eyes. The crowd boo's like crazy, but Bryn will have none of it. He sets Triana up for another power bomb, but this time, he power bombs Triana spine first in to the turnbuckle...
Phil: Ah, come off it! Raking the eyes? Really?
Don: Yeah, I know, Latio... You gotta be a real weasel to pull a stunt like that. That's something they can't teach you in wrestling school.
Phil: And what a sickening move, that power bomb in the corner!
As Triana hits the turnbuckle, her head snaps back. She stumbles forward and Bryn leans down and picks her up on his shoulders, going for his finisher...
Phil: He calls this move the Moonshine Slam, and if he connects, Triana is as good as done!
Bryn holds her up a few seconds as he looks around at the crowd with a smirk of his face. Then he drops triana hard to the mat with an explosive Moonshine Slam. the crowd gasps as Bryn covers...
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*DING DING DING*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phil: he has done it! Bryn Shander has done the unthinkable... the unfathomable! He's beaten the Intercontinental Champion in his first ever match up... Not only his first match in Thy WWE, but the very first match of his whole career! This is unheard of!
Winner of the Match: Bryn Shander!
Don: If he hadn't have reached in to his dirty, stinkin' bag of tricks, Triana would have won, Latio! This man is sick in the head... he's a loose cannon! He doesn't belong in a THY WWE ring, dammit! And they he man-handled poor Triana...
Phil: Triana is a strong woman, she knows the risks in being a professional wrestler, but I have to agree with you on a few things... Triana had this match won, and Bryn Shander took a short cut. It's a damn shame, but what's done is done. Both superstars will live and learn from this experience, that's for damn sure!
The crowd starts to chant "YOU SUCK!" at Bryn. He points at Triana, and yells, "I'll show you who sucks!" and drags her up by the air...
Don: Get your filthy redneck mitts off of her!
Phil: The match is over! You won! That's enough!
Don: Run, Triana!
Phil: Somebody get security down here now!
Bryn has Triana up, and has her by the hair on the back of her head. His whole body has gone red, and he is screaming in to her face. Security guards rush the ring and tackle Bryn, causing Triana to be released. Bryn struggles, but security drag him out of the ring, leaving the ref to check on Triana. Bryn snaps and starts knocking out security gaurds left, right and center...
Phil: Bryn Shander is one tough son a bitch!
Don: Hey! Watch your mouth, Latio! Is Triana okay?
More security pours out from the back. Bryn is doing pretty well for himself, punching out gaurds like it's one of his favourite pass-times. But, the numbers soon become too much. They have him by the arms and legs now, and Triana is back up, watching all the pandemonium. She shakes her head then bounces off the ropes. She jumps up, springboards off the top rope, and soars through the air, hitting the whole crowd of guards with Bryn in the center with an amazing shooting star press...
Don: AHH!!!
Phil: Triana has had enough of this! Thank God! What a move! Everybody is down... Security... Bryn Shander... Even Triana is down!
Don: No, she's not! Look!
Triana stands up over the carnage. the ref runs over and hands her the IC Title. She stands above the bodies, and holds the title above her head as the crowd is going nuts and are chanting Triana's name. She starts to head to the back. Bryn Shander starts to come to as do the guards. Bryn tries to crawl after Triana, but the guards all grab him, pinning him down. the last thing we see, is a floor level shot of Bryn Shander reaching out with his free arm toward Triana. He is enraged, and yelling obscenities up at Triana who is at the top of the ramp, holding the IC Title high above her head once again, and looking down at Bryn Shander.
The shows goes to commercial.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The scene opens to a different looking set then one would normally see on Thy. All around are black walls that are covered by a steel chain link fence. In the center of the fence is a large red sign that says “Then Rated R”. To the right is a large desk with a neon sign on the front. The sign is bright red and reads “Rufio Was Here” Suddenly the sound of “Bangarang by Skrillex is heard. Then the one and only Rufio steps into view.
Rufio: ‘ello ‘ello ‘ello all you lovely people out there in Neverland. Do not adjust your TV sets because my name is Rufio and I am indeed this handsome. It is my pleasure to welcome you to the very first installment of the best fucking talking show ever to hit the Thy WWE. Welcome Lost boys and girls to “The Rated R” hosted by yours truly, Me! And we are gonna get this whole shin-dig popping with my first guest ever! Give a warm welcome to, The man, the myth, the one they call BENO!
In his hand Rufio has a remote. He clicks the button and the sound of Beno’s entrance music plays as well as the sound of a clapping studio audience. Rufio smiles and hops over the desk landing in the chair behind it. With both feet up he gives a little clap as Beno walks in from off screen, his face seeming to be not impressed. After a few seconds Rufio clicks the button again and everything dies down. Beno sits in the chair right of the desk and Rufio smiles.
Rufio: Thank's for joining me tonight on The Rated R. I got to say the rumors are not true. You don't look like a sad old man in person. I don't know why people are saying that. Anyway Beno you've spent the last couple of months just devastating Thy WWE Alummni on RAW. Can you give us the reason why?
Beno: Well Rufio, allow me to elaborate so that even the peasants may understand. The reason is very simple really. I set out on a mission to show the world that I am still the very best that Thy WWE has to offer. I took on some of the best of a past era. And I dismantled each and every one of them. If I wasn't so insulted by being booked against has-beens, I may take pride in what I accomplished these past few months. Yet I don't. Thy WWE is still protecting their golden child Christian Knight. So they sent the lambs to slaughter. With Anarchy approaching, no one is left to be used as a shield for him.
Rufio: Well Anarchy is literately right around the corner and instead of Thy WWE past you will be facing off against the present and arguably the future of our company. What do you think your chances are with walking out of the Pay Per View with the World Heavyweight Title?
Beno: My chances of walking out of Anarchy as the WWE champion is far better than my opponents. Men like Bob Cena and Jonny Freeman are trying to reclaim what little glory that they had in the past. However, their efforts are in vain as neither one of them can best me in combat. Then you have men like Blade LaVigne, Zak Shields and Joey the bastard. The men that have never had the honor of holding the most prestigious championship that this pathetic company has to offer. Men that will never reach their full potential because the powers that be hold them back. Men that just don't have what it takes to carry this company on their backs. Then we have Undefined. Need I say more? He was gifted this opportunity. Another lamb being fed to the big bad wolf of Thy WWE. And Christian Knight. Our General manager and champion. A man that hides behind the corporate office and uses his power to get what he wants. Lightning won't strike for a third time when I finally get my hands on him again. He will truly understand that he was never worthy of holding that championship.
Rufio: Now one of your opponents in the elimination chamber match is someone i know you are quite familiar with, Joey the Bastard. And with the collapse of the Knights it is no secret that there is nothing but bad blood left between you two. However you two still officially hold the tag team championship. How do you feel about...
Beno: My feelings for Joseph haven't changed Rufio. He is still the immature peasant that I took from the gutter and made into a star. At Wrestlemania, he was lucky. The fates witheld certain facts from me that led to his victory. But he better know one thing. I will be coming for him. Because you don't just walk out of Camelot. When you're a Knight, you're in it for life.
Rufio: Well you didn't hear it from me but there have been talks by certain people *cough* Joey The Bastard *cough* that you are past your prime and that you are the weak link in the Tag Team title unit. Out of the two of you who do you think is the stronger champion?
Beno: The answer to that question should be obvious I held the Tag Team championship for over two years and counting. The other half was given to Joseph and it was defended once by the two of us. Do you honestly not know who the stronger of the two are?
Rufio: Ok well we’ll see if you can put your money where your mouth is because you have a match against Joey the Bastard as well as all the other members of the Anarchy main event tonight. Any last words?
Beno: I know what it takes to be Thy WWE champion. I know the sacrifices that you must make. I am the only true Thy WWE legend. I am the one and only. The King of Camelot. And once again I'll make history a I walk out of Anarchy as the first ever two time Thy WWE champion.
With that Beno gets up and walks off screen. Which then fades to black. And we come back to the show with Phil Latio and Don Chuckles:
Phil Latio: Welcome back! What a match between the newcomer, Bryn and Triana!
Don Chuckles: Triana may have lost but she was the one who got the better of Bryn. Triana needs to now focus on Anarchy!
Phil Latio: And how about Rufio and Beno. Rufio should know his limits. Beno is one of the top superstars here in Thy WWE. Rufio wouldn't want to eat his words.
Phil Latio: I agree Don. Up next though, is our main event! You ready for a Anarchy Preview folks!?
Don Chuckles: All of these superstars will be stuck in an elimination chamber come Anarchy! This is going to be something to pay close attention to Phil!
Main Event:
Christian Knight, Beno, Professor of Thuganomics and Jonny Freeman
VS
Blade LaVigne, Joey The Bastard, Undefined, and Zak Shields
"Bleed for me" plays. Blade hesitates for a moment before walking into view. He cocks a smirk and walks onto the stage. With his hands on his hips, Blade scans the arena, taking it all in. Blade makes his way down the ramp, high fiving the fans on his down. Blade makes it to the ring and slides in. Blade walks to the top right turnbuckle and hops onto it. He throws his arms in the air and cocks a grin. His theme song fades as he drops down and waits for the match to begin.
Rule Britannia blares over the arena and the fans go wild. Zak steps out into the arena with the Television Title around his waist and Sophie right behind him. The fans scream louder. He goes to each side of the ramp and holds his arms up to the fans. He walks to the middle of the ramp and he points to the ring.
Steve Cruise - "Ladies and Gentlemen, Being accompanied to the ring by Sophie Dumas, introducing from Leeds, England. Zak Shields!"
With that Zak sprints to the ring and slides under the bottom rope and he runs to the far corner and he jumps onto the middle rope and he takes the TV Title from round his waist and he raises it above his head he then jumps down and he hands the title to the Ref. Sophie climbs onto the outside and they share a kiss as the music dies down.
''Stoner'' by Young Thug hits the titantron as the crowd cheers and boos as Undefined comes out onto the stage. A barrage of fireworks are set off. Undefined walks down the ramp high-fiving members as he walks run in the ring and slides all the way into the middle. Undefined jumps to a random corner of the ring and looks at the crowd, bouncing up and down from the top rope. His theme song fades and he waits for his opponents.
"Smash It!" by Suicidal Tendencies hits as the crowd roars. The crowd is going nuts as JTB steps out from the back. He thrashes around at the top of the ramp as he then starts to make his way to the ring, bouncing to the music. He high fives a few fans then slides in to the ring, thrashing around until the music fades away.
Each of those individuals all wait on one side of ropes as they wait for there next four opponents to come out.
“Always Running by Malukah” blares over the loud speakers. The lights dim as Joey makes it to the arena. Joey walks onto the stage. He poses for a moment as red and gold pyros shoot off. He cocks a smirk as he begins walking to the ring. He slides into the ring and ascends the turnbuckle with arms held high.
'Unorthodox' by Wretch 32 feat. Example blasts around the arena as the fans erupt with boos for PoT. Bob Cena emerges from behind the curtain with his arms held out and his back turned to the fans, who are lobbing obscenities at him. Cena is wearing a red zipped up hoodie with "Cena" on the back of it, along with a pair of camo shorts. Beside him walks his friend Crack, who is wearing a black Operation Fuck Up shirt with a pair of grey Canterbury sweats. Cena high fives Crack and turns around to face the fans in attendance revealing his Intercontinental Championship around his waist, as the booing increases.
Steve Cruise: Introducing from Belfast, Ireland. Weighing in at 230 pounds, the Intercontinental Champion, the 'Professor of Thuganomics'.............BOB.........CEEEEEEEEENNNNNNAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
The duo walk down the ramp as the fans throw things at them. Cena stops at the bottom of the ramp and looks around at the fans in attendance, dropping to his knees. He looks to the ground and smiles before looking up and shouting out "BEST IN THE WORLD!" Cena gets to his feet, takes off hoodie and throws it towards Crack. Following this, he runs and slides under the bottom rope into the ring. Cena takes the championship from around his waist and holds it up, whilst mouthing to the fans in attendence "Best in the world". After a few moments he hands the championship to Crack at ringside and walks to his corner, awaiting his opponents arrival.
Jonny Freeman comes out from the back as he’s music hits he makes his way down the ramp and stops at the ring. He heaves himself up and rolls under the bottom rope. After getting into the ring he makes his way towards his respective turnbuckle and awaits for his opponent
Finally Christian Knight comes out from the back as Written in the Stars” by Tiny Tempah blares over the titantron and he makes his way down the ramp and stops at the ring. He unhinges his title belt and then hands it to an official for safe keeping and then he heaves himself up and rolls under the bottom rope. After getting into the ring he makes his way towards his respective turnbuckle and awaits for the referee to make this match official. The referee tells each of the participants to get in there perspective turnbuckles
Joey and Undefined both start the match up. Joey and Undefined start circling each other. Joey charges towards Undefined and connects him with a Big Clothesline and takes down Undefined. Undefined attempts to stagger towards his feet but as he does Joey grapples Undefined and heaves him up for a German Suplex and sends him crashing into the canvas with a Thud. He heaves up Undefined again and sends him crashing into the canvas for a second time. Joey doesn’t appear to be done however as he heaves up Undefined yet again and connects him with a Third German Suplex and sends him crashing into the Canvas. Joey doesn’t waste any time as he swoops in and connects an Elbow drop onto his downed opponent. Undefined attempts to stagger back to his feet but as he Does Joey grapples him and connects Undefined with a Sidewalk Slam that brings him down hard into the canvas. Joey circles around and puts Undefined into a figure four leg lock and Undefined starts to cringe under the pressure. Joey continues to lock in the maneuver further applying the pressure to Undefined’s legs. Undefined refuses to give up though as he crawls for the ropes. He powers towards them as Joey continues to apply even more pressure. Undefined powers towards the ropes one last time and he manages to reach out and grasp the velvet ropes. But Joey doesn’t let go. The referee then starts the traditional Five Count. 1…2…3…4… Joey lets go of the Submission Maneuver before the referee can get to five.
Undefined attempts to stagger back to his feet, he manages to get up but as soon as he swirls around Joey connects Undefined with a Running Knee Strike that takes him back down to the canvas with a Thud. Joey then drags Undefined back to his feet and he grapples him. He then goes to heave him up and he connects Undefined for Cobra Clutch slam that brings him down to the canvas again. Joey starts mud hole stomping the downed Undefined. Joey drags Undefined back to his feet and gets him back to his position and he connects him with the Skrewdriver. Undefined goes down like a sack of potatoes as Joey connects the inverted sitdown piledriver. Joey then goes for the pinfall as the referee slides in for the count.
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We see Jonny Freeman rush in and break up the fall. Joey looks furious as he gets back to a standing position. But Jonny freeman decks Joey with an uppercut that sends him crashing into the turnbuckle by his teammates. Joey helps up undefined and drags him back to the turnbuckle and once in position Undefined tags in Jonny as Joey tags in Christian Knight. Christian Knight and Jonny Freeman now head towards each other and greet each other in the center of the ring. Both men circle the ring both looking for and opening but neither one giving each other the opening. Jonny takes a run at Knight and shoots for a spear but Knight steps aside and Jonny as Jonny lunges forward with his own momentum. Jonny then swirls around and Knight manages to grapple Jonny and connects him with a Sidewalk Slam. Jonny attempts to ge back to his feet but Christian Knight hits Jonny Freeman with a running bulldog.
Knight then quickly mounts Jonny Freeman and starts connects him with left and right handed blows. Knight relentlessly continues the assault. Finally after Jonny lies there motionless he turns him over and makes Jonny face upwards so that he’s looking at the ceiling. He then drags him to the center of the ring and heads towards the turnbuckle. He places his first foot on the bottom rung and then he places his second foot on the middle rung. He then ascends the rest of the way up the turnbuckle and then swirls around and faces his downed opponent who still lies motionless in the center of the ring. He then launces him self up in the air and comes crashing down as he connects a Shooting Starr Press and connects with Jonny Freeman which reels back and cringes from the impact. Knight motions for the end as he gets Jonny Freeman into The Cross Over. Jonny Freeman cringes n pain as he attempts to get out of the submission finisher. His hand hovers over the canvas but suddenly Zak Shields runs out and breaks up the pin. Christian Knight gets back to his feet but as he does suddenly Zak Shield toe kicks Knight and connects him with the Wild Bomb.
With both Knight and Jonny Down. The Professor runs into the ring and starts connecting Zak Shields with some left and right handed punches just as Shields is getting the advantage though Beno comes out and connects Shields with a clothesline. The referee tries to restore order and tell them to get back into the position. But Beno decks the referee with a huge clothesline. Beno flexes his muscles as Undefined makes his way back into the ring and starts battling with Beno. But Beno toe kicks Undefined and then quickly follows it up with a Beno Bomb. Undefined hits the canvas like a sack of potatoes. Meanwhile Shields and P.O.T. continue to go at it. The professor manages to get the upper hand and connect Zak Shields with a Side Walk Slam. Zak goes crashing down. Beno charges towards The Professor but P.O.T. side steps Beno and connects him with the Legend Killa. Beno hits the canvas with a thud. Blade Lavigne comes charging out and starts connecting P.O.T. with some left and right handed punches. He scoops him up and connects him with a Fireman’s Carry Suplex. The Professor attempts to get back up. But Blade takes advantage of the situation and connects The Professor with a Sit-Down Powerbomb that takes him down. Blade is standing but meanwhile Christian Knight ducks under the bottom ropes and grabs the WWE Championship Belt. While Blade taunts the crowd and raises his arms up for the crowd to see Knight sneaks in and he waits on the prowl. Blade turns around and Knight decks Blade with the Championship Belt.
The crowd boo’s as Knight holds the title over his head as the rest of the Chamber participants lay in a heaping mess and then the show fades to black.
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RESULTS
Leftfoot over Mysterio
Prince over Demmie
Bryn Shander over Triana
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Let's try and get two reviews up before we post Anarchy's card.
Thanks goes out to the writers this week.
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