Post by Joey The Bastard on May 28, 2014 0:51:14 GMT -5
One more RAW...
One more RAW until I make history at Anarchy when I become the Thy WWE World Champion.
But, before we get to Anarchy, we must go through...
A tag match? Wait, it's an eight man tag match, you say? Well, I say... What's the point? Pit all eight of the guys in the Chamber Match in an eight man tag team match, and what do you suppose is gonna happen? Does anybody actually think that this thing is gonna run smoothly? I mean, come on... We've all been in the business long enough to know... The fans have watched wrestling and know enough about it to know exactly what's going to happen...
You'd have to be complete retard not to know.
This isn't gonna be friendly, and even though there are teams on paper, it's still gonna be every man for himself...
Just like Anarchy.
A few of them will try and make it happen for the fans, but it's only a matter of time before this whole tag team match implodes in on itself and all hell breaks loose, and trust me... If Joey the Bastard is gonna be involved...
All hell, will indeed, break loose!
I'm the most hardcore sonovabitch that Thy WWE has ever seen, and I don't give a damn whose on my team, or who's on the other side. If I wanna give you good hard slap across the face, I'm damn well gonna do it. I don't give a damn who you are, or who you think you are, because chances are...
I'm better than you.
I'm better than Beno. I proved that at WrestleMania. I've proved that I'm better than Blade LaVigne, and everybody in this match is better than Undefined. The fact that Undie is even in this match, let alone the Chamber Match, is a complete joke. It's almost like it was an act of charity from the powers that be, but as far as I'm concerned, it was an act of stupidity.
I am better than every single last one of these guys. Even Christian Knight... Does he even realize that the only reason why he's been the Champ for this long, is because he was too much of a chicken shit to face the biggest, baddest bastard in town in a one on one match with that title on the line? I'm sure he does, but he'll never admit it.
Christian, you've had one hell of a reign and you should be proud of it. But, you've never faced a man like me, and I hope for your sake that this match is one the best matches of your career, because Anarchy isn't gonna go too well for you. You should give these fans something positive to remember you by before your career ends at Anarchy.
So it's me, and Undefined, Blade, and Zak Shields, eh? Doesn't mean a damn thing! If I see an opportunity to take one of those guys out to give me better odds going in to Anarchy, I'm gonna do it. If I just feel like kickin' the piss outta Zak Shields just because I can, I'm gonna do it.
And I know that every other guy is thinking the same thing, so when the powers that be wanna put a match like this together, they need to know...
Chaos.
Is inevitable.
And we're taking on a team of dinosaurs featuring Bob Cena. Cena, how does it feel to be on a team with the very men who have been constantly holding you and everybody else down? Dinosaurs like Beno, Freeman, and Knight don't give a damn about this business. They care only for themselves. They couldn't be bothered with the future, and your one and only World Title reign was cut short by those very dinosaurs. Read through all the bullshit, Cena. You were facing a dinosaur for the title, and the other dinosaurs were, and still are, pulling the strings. You were the last up and comer to win that title, and the powers that be did everything they could to get that title off of you. I understand why you were so frustrated that you needed to pull a Jacob Senn and run home, but what's gonna happen when you can't get the job done yet again at Anarchy? Are you gonna pull another Senn and run home to bury your face in to Crack's lap while he strokes your hair, telling you over and over again...
"It'll be okay. It'll be okay."
Because, unlike you, when I win that title, I know the score. I know that they're gonna send every last prehistoric fossil that they can dig up to take the title back. But, Bob, the difference between me and you is... I know how to fight back.
And, Anarchy will be the beginning of a new dawn for Thy WWE, because if history has taught us anything, it's that...
Dinosaurs will die.
It's inevitable.
And Joey the Bastard taking his rightful place at the top of the mountain... Holding the Thy WWE Championship as his own as Anarchy goes off the air... The crowd chanting his name... Is just that very thing...
Inevitable.
One more RAW until I make history at Anarchy when I become the Thy WWE World Champion.
But, before we get to Anarchy, we must go through...
A tag match? Wait, it's an eight man tag match, you say? Well, I say... What's the point? Pit all eight of the guys in the Chamber Match in an eight man tag team match, and what do you suppose is gonna happen? Does anybody actually think that this thing is gonna run smoothly? I mean, come on... We've all been in the business long enough to know... The fans have watched wrestling and know enough about it to know exactly what's going to happen...
You'd have to be complete retard not to know.
This isn't gonna be friendly, and even though there are teams on paper, it's still gonna be every man for himself...
Just like Anarchy.
A few of them will try and make it happen for the fans, but it's only a matter of time before this whole tag team match implodes in on itself and all hell breaks loose, and trust me... If Joey the Bastard is gonna be involved...
All hell, will indeed, break loose!
I'm the most hardcore sonovabitch that Thy WWE has ever seen, and I don't give a damn whose on my team, or who's on the other side. If I wanna give you good hard slap across the face, I'm damn well gonna do it. I don't give a damn who you are, or who you think you are, because chances are...
I'm better than you.
I'm better than Beno. I proved that at WrestleMania. I've proved that I'm better than Blade LaVigne, and everybody in this match is better than Undefined. The fact that Undie is even in this match, let alone the Chamber Match, is a complete joke. It's almost like it was an act of charity from the powers that be, but as far as I'm concerned, it was an act of stupidity.
I am better than every single last one of these guys. Even Christian Knight... Does he even realize that the only reason why he's been the Champ for this long, is because he was too much of a chicken shit to face the biggest, baddest bastard in town in a one on one match with that title on the line? I'm sure he does, but he'll never admit it.
Christian, you've had one hell of a reign and you should be proud of it. But, you've never faced a man like me, and I hope for your sake that this match is one the best matches of your career, because Anarchy isn't gonna go too well for you. You should give these fans something positive to remember you by before your career ends at Anarchy.
So it's me, and Undefined, Blade, and Zak Shields, eh? Doesn't mean a damn thing! If I see an opportunity to take one of those guys out to give me better odds going in to Anarchy, I'm gonna do it. If I just feel like kickin' the piss outta Zak Shields just because I can, I'm gonna do it.
And I know that every other guy is thinking the same thing, so when the powers that be wanna put a match like this together, they need to know...
Chaos.
Is inevitable.
And we're taking on a team of dinosaurs featuring Bob Cena. Cena, how does it feel to be on a team with the very men who have been constantly holding you and everybody else down? Dinosaurs like Beno, Freeman, and Knight don't give a damn about this business. They care only for themselves. They couldn't be bothered with the future, and your one and only World Title reign was cut short by those very dinosaurs. Read through all the bullshit, Cena. You were facing a dinosaur for the title, and the other dinosaurs were, and still are, pulling the strings. You were the last up and comer to win that title, and the powers that be did everything they could to get that title off of you. I understand why you were so frustrated that you needed to pull a Jacob Senn and run home, but what's gonna happen when you can't get the job done yet again at Anarchy? Are you gonna pull another Senn and run home to bury your face in to Crack's lap while he strokes your hair, telling you over and over again...
"It'll be okay. It'll be okay."
Because, unlike you, when I win that title, I know the score. I know that they're gonna send every last prehistoric fossil that they can dig up to take the title back. But, Bob, the difference between me and you is... I know how to fight back.
And, Anarchy will be the beginning of a new dawn for Thy WWE, because if history has taught us anything, it's that...
Dinosaurs will die.
It's inevitable.
And Joey the Bastard taking his rightful place at the top of the mountain... Holding the Thy WWE Championship as his own as Anarchy goes off the air... The crowd chanting his name... Is just that very thing...
Inevitable.
