RAW 129 Results

[Vince McMahon]

RAWISWAR
Episode 129

Live From: Allstate Arena, Chicago, Illinois







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Dark Match: Beno vs CM Punk


Beno and Punk are circling each other around inside the ring. Punk charges Beno with swiftness and throws a punch at Beno. Beno blocks the punch and throws one back at Punk. The punch connects sending Punk stumbling backwards. Beno takes the advantage and starts throwing more punches to the face and midsection of Punk. Punk dropping to one knee on the floor, Beno runs at Punk and connects with the Big Boot! He goes for a quick cover.

1...................................2...KICKOUT!

Beno picks up CM Punk and kicks him in the mid-section. Beno throws Punk down with a belly to belly suplex. Beno picks Punk up and irish whips to the ropes. Punk runs off the ropes and come running back at Beno, Punk goes for a clothesline but Beno ducks and connects with a neck breaker. Beno picks up Punk for the last time, kicks him in the mid-section and lifts him up for the Beno Bomb. Beno connects and Punk is out! Beno places his foot on Punk's chest and the referee counts.

1...............................2.............................3!

Winner: Beno

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Phil Latio: Welcome to RAW! I am Phil Latio and next to me is my good partner, Don Chuckles.

Don Chuckles: Glad to be here Phil.

Phil Latio: We are just a few weeks before Anarchy! An exciting time in Thy WWE!

Don Chuckles: The NFL draft is nine days away Phil! Aren't you excited for that? The Texans would be stupid to pass on Jadeveon Clowney!

Phil Latio: Who?

Don goes to smack Phil but doesn't. He just shakes his head. Phil chuckles.

Phil Latio: I'm kidding Don! Of couse the NFL season is just around the corner aswell but Anarchy is more important! We could crown a new Thy WWE Champion, all in a Elimination Chamber!

Don Chuckles: I never said I'm not excited for Anarchy.



Match One: Undefined vs Rey Mysterio



''Stoner'' by Young Thug hits the titantron as the crowd cheers and boos as Undefined comes out onto the stage. A barrage of fireworks are set off.

Steve Cruise: The match is for one fall, first coming down to the ring....UNDEFINED!!!!

Undefined walks down the ramp high-fiving members as he walks run in the ring and slides all the way into the middle. Undefined jumps to a random corner of the ring and looks at the crowd, bouncing up and down from the top rope.

His theme song fades and he waits for his opponent.

*"619" hits, and the crowd goes nuts for Rey Mysterio Jr. Mysterio appears on the ramp, jumping around, getting the crowd pumped. He runs to one side of the stage and points to the fans.

Steve Cruise: And his opponent.....coming down to the ring....REY MYSTERIO!!!!!!

The crowd goes crazy as he runs to the other side, doing the same for the fans there as well. Finally, he finishes up, and makes his way down to the ring, giving the fans high fives as he walks by. He slides into the rings as his theme music fades. Rey faces Undefined as the ref calls for the match to begin.

DING DING DING

At first glance, this match doesn't look at attractive but on paper it looked like a decent booking by Thy WWE management. The crowd's energy early with the entrances was above average. Rey Mysterio always finds himself on RAW and a chance to prove himself and Undefined has been on a losing streak of late, with the biggest match of his live at Anarchy just around the corner, losing every week is not going to help him and a win tonight is needed.

The match started like every other, both superstars wanting to test their strength and they wrapped up. Mysterio used his speed to get around Undefined and threw a couple of kicks to the waist of Undefined. Just like we expected, Rey Mysterio ran around the ring and tried to slow down the bigger Undefined. Rey sadly ran into a huge clothesline. Undefined went for a quick cover then but Mysterio kicked out before the referee could count to one.

It's going to take more than a simple clothesline to keep down Mysterio. After picking Rey off the mat, Undefined went for an Irish Whip to the corner. Undefined ran after Mysterio but Rey springboards off the turnbuckle and behind Undefined. Rey forced Undefined into the corner and begin to stomp boots into his stomach. This is where the referee pulled Mysterio away. Undefined caught his breath and walks towards Mysterio but found a boot into his stomach. Mysterio connecting with a standing, Tornado DDT.

Mysterio went for the pinfall but only received a weak two count.

Mysterio lifts Undefined off the ground and throws an elbow to his head. Rey then with two kicks to the left knee of Undefined. Working on the legs of Undefined is a smart move by Mysterio.Mysterio runs at the ropes, ducks a clothesline by Undefined and connects with a neckbreaker! Undefined grabs his head in pain as the fans of Mysterio begin to cheer even louder. Undefined rolls onto his feet and runs at Mysterio, Mysterio throws himself up and whips Undefined down with a Hurricanrana which sets him up on the second rope, on his knees. The fans cheer grows louder, they know what's next.

Rey runs at the ropes, runs at Undefined and connects with the 619! Undefined grabs his face and falls onto his back. Mysterio springboards with a Diving Splash and he hooks the legs of Undefined.

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Winner: Rey Mysterio via Pinfall




Phil Latio: Congratulations goes out to Rey on that win!

Don Chuckle: Another loss for Undefined. Not good Phil. Not good.

Phil Latio: Not when he has a world title match at Anarchy...But, we will be back after this commercial break!





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Match Two: Joey The Bastard vs "Prince" Xavier T'Challa

The stadium is shaken by a wave of boos and shouts of disgust as the music fills the arena.

Slowly Prince Tchalla rises from center stage. He has a hood over his face and his head down but on the line " No one man should have all that power" He rears back flipping his hood behind him and revealing his smug face to the disapproving crowd. At the same time he raises his hands upwards as if he were being showered with praise while and explosion of gold pyro explodes from the stage.

After the pyro dies down Hakeem and Candice then enter from backstage and follow behind Xavier as he struts down the ramp. As he gets to the front of the ring he usually stands and waits for both Hakeem and Candice to hold the second rope open for him After a second of posturing he runs and jumps through the ropes doing a small somersault into the center of the ring. He then stands arms open as Hakeem takes off his hood attire and then goes to the top rope and poses again. If he's first in the ring he will go from ring post to ring post until the opponent comes.


"Smash It!" by Suicidal Tendencies hits as the crowd roars. The crowd is going nuts as JTB steps out from the back. He thrashes around at the top of the ramp as he then starts to make his way to the ring, bouncing to the music. He high fives a few fans then slides in to the ring, thrashing around until the music fades away. The Referee then signals for the bell to be rung and for the match to get underway.

Ding…Ding…Ding…

Joey The Bastard and Prince Tchalla circle each other in the middle of the ring. Joey charges towards Xavior and he attempts for a clothesline but Xavior ducks under the clothesline and Joey stumbles into the turnbuckle. Xavior goes for a grapple and attempts for a Backwards Suplex but Joey counters by connecting Xavior with some Elbow strikes to his head. Joey continues with some more elbow strikes until Xavior releases the grapple and staggers backwards. Joey charges towards Xavior and connects him with a big clothesline that takes him down to the canvas with a thud. Xavior attempts to get back to his feet but as he does Joey comes up behind Xavior and connects him with a Backwards Suplex that takes him back down and sends him crashing into the canvas. Xavior struggles to his feet and Joey comes in for a German Suplex and lifts him up into the air and sends him crashing into the canvas with a thud. Joey the Bastard doesn’t let go of Xavior however and lifts “The Prince” back up and heaves him up threw the air for a second time and connects another German Suplex that sends him crashing into the Canvas with a Thud. Joey continues to hold onto Xavior as he lifts him a third time and heaves him up and threw the air and connects him with the third and final German Suplex and sends him crashing into the Canvas with a Thud, thus completing the trilogy of Suplexes.

Joey the bastard starts Mud hole stomping Xavior. He continues the relentless stomps in rapid fire succession until a look of satisfaction overcomes him. Joey then drags Xavior back to his feet and goes for a grapple, but as he does Xavior charges him into the turnbuckle and start unloading on Joey the Bastard and connects him for some Right and Left Hand strikes to Joeys Gut. Joey cringes in pain from each blow that impacts him. Xavior doesn’t let up though as he continues unloading into Joey The Bastard. Xavior then grapples Joey and gets him into position as he climbs the turnbuckle and connects Joey with a turnbuckle DDT that makes Joey come crashing into the canvas with a Thud. Xavior goes over to Joey and he drags Joey back to his feet and grapples him again and then he gets him into position and connects him with a Side Walk Slam that brings him off his feet and connecting with the Canvas with a Thud. Joey attempts to get back to his feet but as he does Xavior grapples him a third time and he heaves Joey up in the air and connects Joey for a Suplex that brings him crashing down to the mat. Xavior then goes towards the turnbuckle and climbs it. He places his first foot on the bottom rung and then he places his second foot on the second rung. He then climbs up and ascends the rest of the way up the turnbuckle. Xavior swirls around and faces his downed opponent. Xavior then lifts off the turnbuckle and goes soaring threw the air. As he comes down he connects Joey the Bastard for a Shooting Starr Press. Joey the Bastard cringes in pain as Xavior goes for the pinfall.

The referee then slides in for the cover.

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Kickout.

Joey The Bastard Kickouts out from the pinfall and Xavior looks at the Referee with a menacing look and shows him three fingers but the referee doesn’t sway and looks back at Xavior and shows him two fingers. Xavior gets back to a standing position and drags Joey the Bastard back to his feet he then grapples him and heaves him up for a Brain Buster and connects the maneuver sending him crashing into the canvas. A loud Thud is heard around the arena as the crowd reacts in Awe from the sheer power and strength from that move. Xavior goes back towards Joey The Bastard and drags him back to his feet he then grapples him and heaves him up for a Tilt-A-Whirl Slam and he connects the maneuver. Joey connects hard with the mat. Xavior starts unloading some angry stomps to Joey the Bastard. Joey cringes in pain as Xavior continues stomping him. Xavior then drags Joey the bastard back to his feet but as he does Joey shoves Xavior backwards. Joey the bastard then connects Xavior with a Right handed Strike that sends him teetering backwards. Joey goes for a Left Handed Strike but Xavior counters the strike and connects Joey with a Strong Right handed strike that racks back Joey. Xavior then kicks Joey in the gut with his boot and Joey heaves over and cringes in pain. Xavior then puts Joey between his legs and hooks his arms. He then connects Joey with Kingdom Come and Joey Comes crashing down to the canvas. Xavior then covers Joey the Bastard for the pinfall and The referee slides in to administer the count.

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Winner: Prince Xavior Tchallla





Phil Latio: What a victory for Prince! This could put him back on track!

Don Chuckles: Too bad for Joey the Bastard. Just a bad couple of weeks for him.

Phil Latio: With Anarchy just around the corner, he better correct his problems! But first, another commercial break.

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The show comes back from commercial and the camera pans around the ring.

As it does we see four individuals that are within the ring. Undefined, Blade Lavigne, and Zak Shields each with there on perspective microphones.

Undefined: Anarchy. The Elimination Chamber. It’s the biggest event that Thy WWE has ever had. Many people will be watching this match around the world as eight men step into a Chamber and we will make history. Eight men will step in that chamber each with a dream each with a shot at glory and fame. Ladies and gentlemen you are looking at four individuals. Four people who have never won the Thy WWE Championship. Four people who each share a common trait. We each want our shot. We each want our chance in the spotlight. People like Beno, Jonny, Knight, and P.O.T. They have already won the big won. They have already had there time in the spotlight. Beno, Jonny, and P.O.T. only seek to relieve their glory days once again, while Knight seeks to retain them. When I step in the ring I will pour every ounce of energy into winning that chamber match. I will give everything I have to come out on top and win the big one. I will become the next Thy WWE Champion.

Blade Lavinge: I’ve got a newsflash for you there. I’ve been down that path Undefined. I’ve been down that road. The search to become something great. The desire to get the big win and then see yourself hoisting the championship belt over your head for the first time. I’ve been down that road multiple times and I have to tell you that it is not an easy one. You will likely fail Undefined. Like me, or anyone here standing in this ring right here and now, none of us here have had the opportunity to hold the most prestigious prize that Thy WWE has to offer. That prize is of course the Thy WWE Championship has to offer and if you think your going to win that prize. Then your out your damn mind. Because if you think your going to be the one to raise that championship belt over your had then think again. Your going to have to go threw me and seven other men who seek to search for that same claim that you are giving to all these people.

Zak Shields: One thing for sure is that we can all agree on here tonight is that every fan in attendance wants to see someone here win it. They want someone fresh, someone new to rise up and met the challenge, to overcome. All of use here in the ring have that fire, we have that desire and the passion that none of the other people have. We have the one thing that Jonny or Beno or The Professor doesn’t have… We have…

Blade Lavinge: Nothing. We have nothing, while they have the one thing that we all have never had the opportunity of having. And that is obtaining the Thy WWE Championship. But mark my words at Anarchy that changes, everything changes. Anarchy will be the beginning of a new era. It will be the birth of a new Champion.



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Match Three: Jax Sykes vs Crush vs Sir LeftFoot


Coming back from the commercial break we can see Jax Sykes standing in the ring.

“Hammertime” by MC Hammer comes on and we see Sir Luscious Leftfoot strut out from the back being accompanied by the larger than life Rashanda, Mentally Ill, Mr. Swag-A-Licious, and……..a man dressed as an oversized can of Crush soda?

Wait, what?

We can see Rashanda dressed in a “Fuck Sterling” t-shirt, though the picture of the embattled LA Clippers owner is grossly morphed by Rashanda’s fat rolls and he looks more like Jabba The Hut. Swag and Ill have toy light sabers in their hands and they appear engrossed in their own fictitious fight for the galaxy as they walk down the ramp smacking their sabers. Luscious looks at “Crush” and nods for him to get down to the ring. They walk down together and get inside of the ring, well Luscious does as “Crush” gets his can tangled up in the ropes. The referee has to lift the bottom rope for “Crush” to get inside the ring, when he does he pops up and starts to juke and jive like Muhammad Ali.

Crush: YOU THIRSTY NIGGA! I SAID YOU THIRSTY NIGGA!
I GOT WHAT YOU NEED, NAW SAYIN.

Um……yeah

On the outside of the ring we see Ill get distracted by a fan holding an oversized picture of Beno. Ill then tries to grab the small fan’s picture, but the boy’s parent takes the picture and bashes it over Ill’s head.

Mentally Ill: SMASH MYSELF TIME! YES!

Mentally Ill then starts to go rocker mosh mode as he smashes his own head on the barrier. Rashanda finally completes her slow shuffle down to the ring and starts to eye Jax Sykes hungrily. Inside the ring we see “Crush” man the top rope and call for cans of orange soda to be tossed in from the crowd. Except when the sodas are tossed, we see Crush fall backwards and cower in the fetal position as we hear him shriek.

Crush: SCARY!

The referee, visibly losing his patience, dodges the cans of soda being tossed and motions for the bell to be rung. Jax Sykes then wastes no time as he charges as Luscious Leftfoot, but we see Leftfoot sidestep and then start to moonwalk around the ring. Jax stumbles slightly and sees “Crush” still cowering on the ground. The soda can barrage has stopped as we see Jax be smart and grab “Crush” for a cover. The referee slides into position and administers the count--1...2...NO! Luscious pulls Jax off of Crush and says that it’s not time to wrassle yet. Luscious then grabs his crotch and starts to squeal like Michael Jackson.

Jax then starts to do the same thing, but then jumps and catches Luscious on the chin with a dropkick.

Luscious gets back up and we see Jax drop him with another dropkick.

We then see “Crush” get up and Jax levels him with a clothesline.
Dropping down for a cover, we see the referee slide into position and start to make the count.
1...2...NO!
“Crush” kicks out and then starts to flop around on the mat like a fish.
Does “Crush” need a can of his namesake beverage?
The official grabs one of the soda cans that is littered around the ring and opens it. He does the nice thing and tries to offer it to Crush, but we see Jax snatch the can from the referee’s hand and start to pour it on “Crush”. On the outside of the ring we can hear Rashanda howl with pain at the site of perfectly good soda being wasted.
Also that it’s not grape soda.

Black people love grape soda.
Like Popeye with his spinach, we see “Crush” stand up and let out a sugary howl of power as he looks at the outside of the ring and sees that Swag and Ill have resumed their light saber fight. Running towards the ropes we see “Crush” fly like the about to be destroyed death star as he crashes onto Ill and Swag on the outside of the ring.

Rashanda shuffles over to check on the trio as in the ring we see Luscious charge at Jax and try to strike him with The Big Leftfoot.

But Jax is able to move out of the way and drop Leftfoot to the mat with a neck breaker.
Going for another cover we see the referee start to administer the count--1...2...NO!

Luscious kicks out and then flips back up to his feet.
He throws a punch at Jax and then another as Jax moves.

Jax then starts to toy with Luscious, juking as the dance machine tries to punch him.
Getting weary with the game, we see Jax point to the trio of joke characters on the outside of the ring.
When Luscious turns his attention away, we see Jax grab him and spike Luscious with The Crucifier. Leftfoot falls onto the mat and doesn’t move and Jax slides down and hooks both legs, going for the cover we see the official start the count--1...2...3!


Winner: Jax Sykes
via No Show From Both Opponents


Jax gets his hand raised and celebrates his win as the show goes to a commercial break.




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We immediately cut to backstage where we see the duo of Bob Cena and Crack standing in the Operation F**k Up locker room. Cena is wearing a black OFU shirt with Best in the World on the back, as is Crack. Upon seeing them the crowd begin booing which brings a smile to Cena's face. He waits a few moments before speaking.

Bob Cena:
If you think I've returned to lose this,
Then you're either dumb, deluded, or just plain ol' f**king stupid,
Winning the World title once means I was the best, doing it again means undisputed,
So have I prepared for losing to Undefined though?
Heck no,
I've prepared for Def by buying a coffin, wreath and a head stone,
Inscribed with your name, and Anarchy's date is your death bro,
I'm a man thats on a mission,
I'm a rider, that handles bars on the way to gold like Bradley Wiggins,
These fans are unforgiving,
When they're brandishing opinions,
I gotta win this, to stop people saying that my return was a bad decision,
So I'll beat Def like chemo putting cancer in remission,
There's a big issue in the here and now,
I'll admit it, you deserve a chance, but you're just not worthy to wear my crown,
This needs to be said its true,
Credit where credit is due,
They applaud your efforts dude,
But, this was a token gesture, winnings not expected of you,
There's others better its true,
Cause if Scott Wilson wasnt a little b***h, his arse would be in the slot instead of you,
You went to England and lost the Battle Royal without a fight,
Came back to the States and Triana ripped away your pride,
Last week, Steve Steele made you the embarrassment of the night,
So scrutinise your career and wow,
Some cracks are appearing now,
Dont get me wrong, you deserve a chance, you're just not worthy to wear my crown,
So anyone that says Undefined is champ material, they sure are lying,
He's the definition of mid-tier, like I came in and caught him crying,
So right now I feel like 50 Cent with 9 bullets in him,
Kanye when his car was flipping,
In a battle with Def but came out the other side f**king winning,
I go deep with banter,
Everything I say is sicker than cancer,
You havent got the heart for the game like Fabrice Muamba,
I didnt agree to this return for cheers or pleasantries,
I'm here because Vince McMahon thought I would be a big draw and sent for me,
I considered the match and wondered what it meant for me,
And I have to say this, the fact that Undefined was even considering for this match is offending me,
This issue is really vexing me,
I'm thoroughbred dog, you should be scared of my pedigree,
But now that I'm annoyed, your career is in jeopardy,
You're a knife in a shootout, in theory of weaponry,
Once I get started,
Energy's focused and harnessed,
Def, I'll expose your flaws like holes in the carpet,
I'm fired up and I'm ready to battle,
Cena's about to f**k another rookie up, wrestling's Jimmy Saville,
Just remember one thing out of this now,
And I shout this loud and proud
You deserve a chance, but you're just not worthy to wear my crown

Cena smirks at the camera as Monday Night Raw goes to a commercial break.




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Match Four: Roman Reigns vs Jonny Freeman

We come back from a commercial break to see both Roman Reigns and Jonny "The Rockstar" Freeman standing at their own corners. And the referee rings the bell to start this contest. Jonny immediately fires himself into the rookie, almost knocking his head off with a clothesline. Jonny is right back on him firing left and rights to the head of the downed Reigns.

Phil Latio:
Jonny Freeman means business tonight Don.

Don Chuckles:
He sure does and it looks as if he wants to send a message to his 7 opponents in the chamber match at Anarchy.

Jonny grabs Reigns by the hair and pulls him up before whipping him into the corner and following up with a ferocious body splash, dropping Roman to a seated position in the corner. Jonny is quickly back on the offence as he grabs Roman by the ankles, throws him up and fires him right back down to the mat with a vicious power bomb.

Phil Latio:
"The Rockstar" is just dismantiling Roman Reigns in there.

Jonny quickly climbs the turnbuckle and the fans are going nuts as they know what is coming next. Jonny leaps off of the turnbuckle and connects with the Rockstar Splash, before hooking the legs for the cover.

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Don Chuckles:
What a performance by Jonny Freeman here tonight.


WINNER: Jonny Freeman!

Jonny climbs the turnbuckle to celebrate as the fans cheer in support of the legend. Suddenly the sound of someone clapping echoes around the arena. Jonny turns and looks up at the titan tron to see the 'Professor of Thuganomics' Bob Cena standing in his locker room sarcastically applauding Jonny's victory. The crowd boo at the sight of Cena, and he waits for them to cool off before speaking.

Bob Cena:
Congratulations Jonny, well done, I'm impressed, I mean the way you just dominated Roman Reigns in such a short space of time. Wow. I wonder what you took this morning in order to accomplish what you just did. Last week I told a story to Zak Shields and now I think that it is time that I told you a little story Jonny. As a kid, growing up I loved watching you, Hell even when I was wrestling in high school gyms on the indys, I still loved every second of it. Believe me, I know that you think that my problem with you stems from the fact that you do not belong here anymore, because you have just proven right now that you can hang with the wolves. My problem with you is a lot of disappointment.....Its looking up to somebody and having everything that you ever believed in shattered and turned to dust before your very eyes......Its about fallen heroes. Believe me Mr Freeman you dont understand how long I have been waiting for this moment. I know that I am not the only one who you let down Jonny, I know I am not the only one that was born above your petty society. And there is people just like me in this crowd and all around the world that want me to kick your ass Jonny.

The crowd's boos increase to a near defeaning level which brings a smile to the face of "The Rockstar".

Bob Cena:
Oh and I know that there are the others, those who got caught up in the mouse trap, those who depend on a drink at the end of the week to help them get through their pathetic lives, or maybe a little weed to help you forget your troubles. When you were rolling in SCW with your boys Brian Gunn and Sam Barton you led the people to a life of drugs and debauchery and you promoted this pathetic lifestyle. Look around you Jonny, there is not one person in this arena that has not been affected by the disease that you helped spread...........Dont worry Jonny, I can help you, there is a way out for you, you can overcome your addiction, but unfortunately, when I beat you and 6 others at Anarchy, that is something that you will never overcome.

Cena chuckles to himself before walking off camera leaving Jonny in the ring alone. For a second Jonny stands there taken aback, he looks around the arena at the people in the crowd. Spotting young and old fans wearing his merchandise. He gestures to the announce table for a mic and one is quickly ran over to him. Jonny pauses before lifting the mic to his lips.

Jonny "The Rockstar" Freeman:
"See, he's right. I let you all down and I messed up. Yeah, I was an alcoholic, I was tainted by drugs but I am currently 100% completely sober and have been for a month and a half now. My plan was to always get clean and return to Thy. I wanted to return for every last one of you guys. Now Bob, I'm sorry that I let you down and I wasn't the same knight in shining armour that you looked up to as a kid. You may think that beating me in the chamber will make everything better but the truth is, I won't go down without a fight because if I've learnt anything from my past. You should never give up, no matter how bad it gets. You can make it through and you can overcome anything. I look forward to facing you Bob and may the best man win."

Jonny drops the mic and points toward himself with his thumb, mouthing 'May the best man win'. He climbs a turnbuckle and for the first time in a long time, he raised his hands in the air and does his signature taunt; The Rockstar Hornz. The show cuts to a commercial break.




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"Written in The Stars" by Tinie Tempah blasts out over the arena speakers and we can see World Champion General Manager Christian Knight make his way out from the back to a mixed reaction from the fans in attendance. The title is triumphantly slung over his shoulders as he slowly saunters down to the ramp and gets inside of the ring. Making his way to the turnbuckle, he climbs to the second pad and raises the title in the air before stepping down and placing it on the mat. GM Knight then makes his way over and requests a microphone from the ringside crew.

Christian Knight: Anarchy is a very historic night if you actually think about it.

Numbers get thrown around all the time, but there is one that matters.
And that is one.

As in there is one person who holds the distinction of being the longest reigning Thy WWE World Champion in history.
I am less than thirty days away from eradicating Sheamus from the history books once and for all.
The Great White, the Celtic Warrior.

It will soon be my name that is spoken in the topic of greatest champion of all time!
Can you im-

The theme of Jonny "The Rockstar" Freeman comes on over the speakers and we see Thy WWE Hall of Famer Jonny Freeman emerge from the back and make his way down to the ring. Getting inside of the ring we can see Jonny look at Christian and dismissively shrug him off before motioning for and being tossed a microphone.

Jonny "The Rockstar" Freeman: God......BO-RING!

Let me tell you how this overplayed song and dance goes Christian.
I am the best, I am great, I'll do it for Jessica, Jessica will protect me
Woe is me, who will I love, who will I dream about
Blah.......blah........blah

Christian, honestly dude; who......the hell........cares!
It is always the same song and dance with you man.
You are a repetitive, outdated, one trick pony who has coasted for the past year off th-

Christian Knight: I know I am not getting judged by you.
I know a second rate hasbeen such as yourself isn't trying to judge me.
You've been champion what.......once?
Your reign was......forgetful
Your career was and always has been.......forgetful
But then again, when you treat Thy WWE like a revolving door.....coming and going whenever you please, lacking consistency, lacking desire, and lacking credibility.
You are pathet-

The music of Beno blasts out over the speakers and we see Beno make his way out from the back and gets down inside the ring. Beno offers Jonny an awkward hug before going over and asking for a microphone. Once the music stops we hear Beno start to speak.

Beno: What makes you so sure that you are going to walk out of Anarchy the champion Christian?

As much as the seven other men in the chamber may hate one another, as much as the seven other men in the chamber want to be the champion, I think that we can all agree on one thing and that is along as you don't retain, then all will be balanced here in Thy WWE.

That fact seems to have just dawned on Christian who's eyes get big with shock for a second, the three great men in the ring start to jaw with one another as the show goes to a commercial break.



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Phil Latio: And now it is time for our main event Don!

Don Chuckles: We have an interesting one tonight. Rivals of Demmie Mae and Triana will be teaming up and also Anarchy Opponents, Blade and Zak Shields will be on a team.

Phil Latio: I hope the two teams can work together and give these fans a great match!

Don Chuckles: You're asking for too much Phil.



Main Event: Demmie Mae & Triana vs Zak Shields & Blade LaVigne



As the official signals for the bell.

DING DING DING

Shields and Triana exit the ring to their corner as LaVigne and Demmie start the match off. Demmie rushes forward, but LaVigne sidesteps her and throws her into the turnbuckle. LaVigne smirks as he stares at her. Zak cracks a grin in the corner as Demmie slaps him across the face. Blade takes the opportunity to rush her from behind and nail her with a forearm to the back of the neck.

Heb egins to put the boots into her and looks like he's just gettin into his stride when Shields taps him on the shoulder and tags himself in. Blade looks irrate but steps out between the ropes as Shields delivers a snap suplex to Demmie-Mae and makes the cover.

1 . . . Demmie kicks out before the official can count to two.

Phil Latio: It's going to take more than a suplex to keep Demmie down Shields!

Shields pulls Demmie up by her hair, but is met with a sharp roundhouse kick to the side of the head. Shields staggers back against the ropes as Demmie rolls to the corner and tags Triana in. Triana leaps over the ropes and delivers a flying drop kick to the chest of Shields, but he keeps his footing. Triana stands back up and hits Shields with a hard closeline, still not dropping the bigger opponent.

She springs towards the ropes and bounces off of them as Zak goes for a boot to the face. Triana ducks underneath him and with the quickness of a cat, delivers a spinning heel kick to the back of his head, finally dropping him.

Don Chuckles: What a strike! Taking Shields down!

Blade tries to enter the ring, but Triana nails him with a drop kick, sending him to the floor.

The crowd gets behind Triana as Zak begins to get to his feet. Trying rushes him and hits him with a hurricanrana into a pinning situation.


1 . . . . . 2 . . . Shields kicks out forcefully.

He scrambles to his feet and nearly takes Trianas head off with a vicious closeline. Blade is back on the apron calling for the tag, but Shields shrugs it off. He pulls Triana to a vertical base and drops her with a scoop slam followed by a quick succession of elbow drops. Demmie is in the corner cheering Triana on, reaching as far as she can for the tag. Zak pulls her up, but is met with a series of elbows to the midsection.

Demmie begins to clap, getting the crowd involved as Zak loses his grip and is nailed with yet another roundhouse kick, toppling him to the mat.

Phil Latio: Demmie wants in! This crowd is awake once again!

Triana falls from the effort and begins crawling, as does Zak. Triana makes the tag as Demmie enters the ring. Right when Zak is about to make the tag, Blade drops from the apron, smiling at Zak. Zak has a look of shock as Blade points to his temple and just walks up the ramp, leaving Zak to himself.


Phil Latio: What is Blade doing? Is he leaving?What a coward!

Don Chuckles: It's not a coward, he's preparing for Anarchy! Shields is one of Blade's opponents in that Elimination Chamber! Anything for an edge!

Zak stands, shouting at Blade.

As he turns around, he's mauled by a fiery Demmie-Mae. She kicks, punches and elbows him into the corner before Irish whipping him across the ring. Triana is back in the corner as Demmie launches herself. Zak moves out of the way, But Demmie catches herself as Triana makes the tag.

Demmie doesn't notice, however as she nails a spinning kick to his face. She makes the pin but the official doesn't count. She looks up arguing as Triana comes soaring off the top rope with the First Impressions on top of Zak.

Phil Latio: It's over! Triana connects with the First Impressions!

The official makes the cover.

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Steve Cruise: Here are your winners, Demmie-Mae and the Intercontinental champion, Triana!




WINNER: TRIANA AND DEMMIE MAE!




Blade on the stage stares at Zak and cocks a grin. Triana his handed her title and she celebrates as Demmie exits the ring. The fans cheer as the camera fades to black and the show ends!







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Three Reviews Before Next Card
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[Deleted]

Top show guys, really good.

Matches flowed well and the segments are starting to build towards what's starting to look like an awesome PPV.

I doubt this counts as a review but if I had to rate the show I'd give it a 4 out of 5.

Also very awesome to see Freeman making appearances throughout the show.

[Jamine Creed]

put creed on next card.

[Beno]

Well since no one else is going to review, I'll get us going. So 2 more after this.

In my opinion, the segments were the highlight of this weeks Raw. We were shown a lot more build to the Anarchy ppv and to be honest, this is what we need going forth. More segments throughout the show.

Beno vs CM Punk: Another dark match and another squash for Beno. This will end next week just so everyone knows.

Rey Mysterio vs Undefined: It's a shame Undefined no showed again. I know he has a lot going on with school and what not. A big win for Rey taking down an opponent in the main event of Anarchy. I'm hoping to see a lot more from Rey in the future. I'll have a talk with Undefined and see what's going on with him.

JTB vss Prince: This match is match of the night hands down. It's a shame JTB couldn't rp because I was looking forward to the battle. Another huge win for Prince and he's really picking up momentum with both of his characters. Sky is the limit for him.

Sykes vs Crush vs Left foot: Sykes keeps moving up the ladder here in Thy. Crush informed me that he's taking an loa due to school.

Reigns vs Freeman: A squash match but gives Freeman some momentum moving into Anarchy.

Triana & Demmie vs Shields & LaVigne: I wrote this so I can't give much feedback other than it was a bit rushed. I wanted to do the ending differently but ran out of time.

Final Rating: Due to the no shows, Raw only gets a 5/10. Segments and matches were all well written and hopefully next week no shows will not be a problem.