Post by Vince McMahon on Jan 25, 2010 20:14:51 GMT -5
JR: Hello I am Jim Ross and I am here with my partner Jerry Lawler. I would like to welcome you to the first ever MONDAY NIGHT RAW!
King: What a show we have you all of you tonight!
The show goes black and then starts up again.
Jr: what just happen? What is that?
The camera shows the ring, which contains a large, plush sofa, and a reclining chair, both in black leather. There is a Diva Search sign hanging between the two, and a white, fluffy rug in the centre of the ring. The fans are all excited as they near the introduction of the 10 delicious divas, and the excitement is about to reach overload when a familiar theme hits.
The crowd explode, split between cheers of excitement and jeers of disapproval, but The Miz walks out on to the stage seemingly oblivious to both. He is wearing the same outfit as earlier, with a red tie, red shirt, grey jumper and black blazer atop dark jeans and shoes. He struts to the ring, nonchalantly fiddling with the microphone in his hand, and hopping arrogantly across the ring apron, before ducking into the ring and relaxing into the recliner. He smiles at the crowd and raises the microphone to his lips.
The Miz: Is anyone else excited about this?
Lawler: I am! I am!
JR: Oh no...
The crowd also cheer in agreement, and the camera pans the excited faces of those lucky enough to be sat ringside.
The Miz: Well then... bring on the Divas!
The ten lovely Divas walk out onto the stage, to infinite wolf whistles and screams of approval. First out is Angelina Love, followed by Beth Phoenix, Layla and Michelle McCool. Shortly behind are Michelle McCool, both Bella twins, Madison Rayne. Velvet Sky and Natalya then follow out. The contestants all reach the ring and the first half sit on the sofa, with a few standing behind, and Sky and Rayne sitting on the rug in the centre of the ring. The Miz waits for the leering cheers to die down, before speaking.
The Miz: Are they gorgeous or what? I can’t think of any other Divas quite this beauti...
The Miz is interrupted as another song hits, and a final participant appears.
Awesome Kong begins to walk down to the ring, but before she can get half way, she is interrupted by the laughter of the Divas in the ring, and The Miz.
The Miz: Kong? Really? I’d just turn around now and save myself the embarrassment...
Kong looks around in disbelief, before storming back up the ramp.
Lawler: Hallelujah, I don’t want to see Awesome Kong in a bikini contest! That’s probably more your style right JR?
The Miz shakes his own head in disbelief and then continues.
The Miz: Ladies, you are the lucky 10 who I have chosen as the most beautiful and talented Divas in this industry today, but as we’ve all learnt, looks aren’t everything.
JR: Try telling that to the King...
The Miz: Tonight, all but three of you will be eliminated, and those three will compete in the final next week. Ok, the first challenge up tonight is... a singing contest. Whomever I and the fans judge to be the worst singer will be eliminated. Any volunteers for who wants to go first?
The fans all groan as one, as Jillian leaps up from her seat on the sofa and grabs a microphone, before standing in the centre of the ring.
JR: Oh dear Lord no!
Jillian: First of all, I just want to dedicate this performance to all of you fans. You’re amazing to me, and you really give me confidence in my singing ability. Tonight, I’ll be singing “Thriller” by Michael Jackson.
Jillian nods and shakes her hands and head, before bursting into the chorus, complete with corresponding dance moves. The Miz bursts into laughter and the crowd divide into those groaning and those crying with laughter. Before too long however, The Miz decides that it’s too much.
The Miz: Jillian, baby, you’re eliminated. Can you guys cut her mic?
The crowd cheer as her microphone is cut off, but she continues singing and dancing, oblivious to the fact that she cannot be heard. Eventually she realises and runs backstage screaming and crying. The Miz sits there with a shocked look on his face, as the audience calm down and await the next challenge.
The Miz: O..k.. moving on... The next round will be a real test. Most women in the wrestling business lack this particular trait: intelligence. I will be asking numerous wrestling and general trivia questions, and the first three Divas to get a question wrong will be eliminated.
Michelle McCool is visibly excited by this announcement, hoping that her past as a teacher can help her to succeed.
The Miz: To make it fair, I will be drawing names from a hat.
The Miz pulls a hat from behind his chair, and removes Jillian’s name, before shaking it around and picking the first name out.
The Miz: First up, Madison. Who was the first president of the United States of America?
Madison shuffles nervously on the floor, and looks desperately at Velvet Sky, before nodding her head and smiling.
Madison: George Bush.
The Miz’s jaw drops open and many fans shake their heads in disbelief.
The Miz: Madison, you’re DEFINITELY eliminated.
Madison gets up and storms out of the ring as The Miz shakes his head and pulls another name out.
The Miz: Natalya, who was the 1994 singles wrestler of the year, according to the PWI 500?
Natalya beams with excitement as she confidently nods her head.
Natalya: Easy. My uncle, Bret Hart.
The Miz and the rest of the Divas give Natalya a round of applause before The Miz draws another name out of the hat.
The Miz: Brie Bella, who did Trish Stratus defeat in her retirement match, to win the WWE Women’s Championship?
Brie looks a little nervous, but seems to decide upon an answer early enough.
Brie Bella: Mickie James.
The Miz shakes his head and gives Brie and quick peck on the cheek before announcing her as eliminated from the competition. He then draws a name from the hat.
The Miz: Michelle McCool, how long did the 100 Year War last?
A lot of the Divas in the ring look confused and look at one another.
Lawler: Erm... hasn’t The Miz just given the answer away?
Michelle: 114 Years.
The other Divas all look at her in disbelief, before looking towards The Miz, expecting him to ridicule her. Instead he nods his head and draws a new name.
The Miz: Layla, who won the 2006 Diva Search?
Layla looks worried and takes a long time coming up with her answer, counting on her fingers as she goes, and quietly talking to herself.
Layla: Ashley Massaro.
Michelle turns to Layla and points at her, shaking her head, and telling her to leave the ring.
The Miz: Layla, YOU won the Diva Search in 2006.
Layla’s face turns deathly white and she exits the ring and gets to the back as quickly as she can, as the rest of the Divas relocate to the sofa and smile at their success so far.
The Miz: Do you mind moving ladies? Guys, do you wanna come and clear this up?
The Divas from the sofa, and as they approach The Miz, he divides them into two teams of three. Natalya, Beth Phoenix and Angelina Love on one side and Velvet Sky, Nikki Bella and Michelle McCool on the other. The ring is quickly emptied by numerous stage hands, and The Miz drops out of the ring with them, setting up a steel chair and sitting on it at ringside.
The Miz: It’s a 3 on 3 tag. Whichever team loses is eliminated. Ring the bell.
Natalya, Beth Phoenix and Angelina Love vs Velvet Sky, Nikki Bella and Michelle McCool
The match begins with Natalya and Nikki Bella locking up. Natalya immediately uses her strength advantage to slam Nikki to the mat and hit a few quick elbow drops, before covering for a quick one count. She then drags Nikki to her corner and tags in Angelina, who comes in with a few quick, yet venomous stomps onto Nikki. Angelina picks Nikki up and sends her off the ropes, before hitting a hard clothesline, sending her opponent sprawling to the mat. Angelina then picks Nikki to her feet and hits a few chops, before slapping her across the face. This fires Nikki up, and she hits a few big dropkicks, before tagging in Michelle McCool. Phoenix is also tagged in and the two Divas meet in the centre of the ring, exchanging punches until Phoenix hits a kick to the gut, and clubs McCool to the mat. Beth picks Michelle up, and holds her above her head in a Military Press, before dropping Michelle down hard across her Beth’s knee. Michelle rolls into the corner, and manages to get a boot up to reverse Phoenix as she charges into the corner. McCool then attempts a bulldog, but it is reversed into a Sidewalk slam for a long two count. McCool then rakes Phoenix’s eyes, and manages to hit a big boot, followed by a hard leg drop, before tagging in Velvet Sky. Velvet tries to take it to Phoenix, but Beth’s power is too much, and she sets Sky up for a powerbomb, slamming her into the mat with deadly force. Beth then raises Velvet for the Glam Slam, but McCool and Bella interfere, leading to all six women hitting the ring, but not before Natalya gets a tag. It ends with McCool taking a Glam Slam from Beth, Bella taking a Lights Out from Love and Natalya making Sky submit with the Sharpshooter, to eliminate them from the competition.
WINNERS – Natalya, Beth Phoenix and Angelina Love
The Miz: Well done ladies, you’ve impressed me, and I dare say you’ve impressed the audience!
The audience rains down cheers in approval and the three women take a bow in the centre of the ring.
Lawler: What a contest the Diva Search has been! And there’s more next week!
The Miz: Next week, one of you will be crowned the Diva Search winner, but not before you’ve entertained this crowd a lot more.
The Divas and The Miz begin to walk to the back, but The Miz stops at the top of the ramp and turns around.
The Miz: Is the Diva Search great or what? And you all have me to thank for it. Because I’m The Miz and I’m...
The Miz and Crowd: AWESOME!
The Miz goes backstage as the screen fades to black, with the thunderous noise of thousands of happy fans.
The show goes to commerical.
Women's Title Match
King: This is it, Thy WWE's first match and also it's first title match...
JR: Not only with Katie Lea versus Kelly Kelly, but the French-Canadian vixen Maryse has just been thrown into the mix, making this match epic...
'Forqoui?' hits on the P.A. and out comes Maryse, looking beautiful, as usual...
As she enters the ring, Katie Lea's music hits, signaling that this fight is going to be more than just that... and finally, the Blonde Bombshell Kelly Kelly's music hits as she runs out from behind the curtain, down the ramp, and into the ring, clotheslining both of her opponents!
But the momentum doesn't last for long as Katie Lea Burchill jumps up like the cougar she is and just pounces Kelly Kelly, hitting her viciously with rights and lefts, until the ref has to pull Katie Lea off of Kelly...
As soon as Kelly Kelly gets up, Katie runs and throws Kelly Kelly half way across the ring with a spine tingling hurricurana! And just as Katie thinks she has it, Maryse runs u from behind Katie, hitting her with a huge insecure, knocking her off her feet... Maryse taunts while Katie is but Maryse lays on Katie Lea for the count! One! Two! Thr- No! Katie kicked out at Two and ten-eights, saving the match for Kelly Kelly and herself...
JR: That was close King..King!
King: WHAT! I am trying to focus on the puppies!
... Speaking of Kelly, she runs in and plants Maryse with a huge dropkick, pushing off her face, knocking her over, and hitting a moonsault on Katie, going for a pin! One! Two! But no! yet another kick out from the hurting Katie Lea Burchill...
JR: Very Exciting match we have here.
Kelly is ready to hit Katie with some kind of finishing move, but no! Katie jumps up and grabs Kelly's head, violently slamming it into the mat.
King: Oh my! I think Kelly Kelly is suffering from brain damage or something! That DDT was vicious!
Katie goes for the pin! One! Two! Three!
JR: Yes! Katie Lea Burchill is Thy WWE's first Women's Champion!
Winner and NEW Women's Champion: Katie Lea Burchill
JR: King, what about that..
King: About what..(Starring off in space)
JR: King!
King: Yeah JR?
JR: Nevermind, lets get to the next match.
Next we have Maven going one on one with the deadman The Undertaker.
The lights go out suddenly. Boos greet the abrupt darkness only one man could have caused. A mysterious, dull blue light comes on, providing some light. An ominous chant starts and two dozen robed men walk out, bearing torches of flame. The druids encircle Katie Lea who walks out, grasping the urn. The chant continues as the druids line up and Lea waits at the bottom of the ramp. The chanting gradually quietens and ceases. Tension begins to build alongside expectation.
[glow=red,2,300]GONG[/glow]
The boos intensify but the audience are swiftly stunned to silence when a might bolt of lightning hits the stage, making a loud bang. Suddenly, the whole erupts with pyro and the entire stage burns.
The Undertaker's theme begins to play:
The fans boo in anticipation of the arrival of The Lord of Darkness. A Maven chant starts in the crowd, but it dies out as the shadow of a man appears behind the fire.
Undertaker: Through the fire of hell, I return!
The Undertaker emerges from the flame and raises his arms up. When he reaches up high, the flames die. Undertaker advances slowly down the ramp, the whole scene seems like ill omen. When Undertaker reaches the bottom of the ramp, he and Katie Lea move forward together, Katie Lea raises the urn and as she does so Undertaker elevates his arms in sync and the lights turn on.
Suddenly Maven's theme song begins to play and Maven runs onto the stage, keeping his eyes on the Undertaker.
Maven slowly walks down the ramp and into the ring.
The ref calls for the bell as Katie Lea exits the ring and both men grabble up. They begin to trade punches as Maven runs to the ropes and comes flying back getting hit with a huge big boot by The Undertaker. Taker's eyes roll back as he gives the throat taunt as he then picks up Maven and connents with a huge right knocking Maven once again on the ground. Undertaker picks up Maven for the third time and this time irish whips him into the ropes. Maven comes flying back while Taker trys to hit a clothesline but Maven using his brain ducks underneath him and hits a quick drop kick. Taker falls and Maven goes for the win.
1..2...Thr. Kickout by The Undertaker.
JR: Maven almost pulled a fast one on The Deadman!
Maven goes to pick up The Undertaker but Taker freaks and grabs Maven by the throat.
King: Is The Undertaker going for the Chokeslam?
Maven kicks Taker in the stomach and connects with a DDT. Maven goes for the win.
1..2....Kickout by the Undertaker again!
Maven picks up Taker, runs at the rope but when he comes back Taker grabs his throat. Picks him up and hits the chokeslam on Maven. Taker goes for the pin.
JR: This is it... The end is here..
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Kickout! Maven Kicks out! Taker picks up Maven and places him onto his shoulder..looking for the tombstone. But Maven slides out of it and low blows undertaker. The ref calls for the bell as Maven slides out of the ring.
Winner of the Match by DQ The UNDERTAKER!
Maven heads for the back as Taker is on the ground holding his groin. As ontop of the stage we see The Miz. He is clapping his hands as he begins to down ramp. Holding a microphone he begins to speak.
The Miz: Congratulations Deadman. You won the match..
He gets inside the ring.
Maven couldn't defeated you..but I WILL!
He boots The Undertaker and Taker falls onto his back.
The show goes to commerical.
Triple H vs RVD
Howard Finkle - This match is for one fall. On his way to the ring this time, weighing in at 246 pounds, from Greenwich, Connecticut a member of D-Generation X accompanied by Stephanie McMahon, Triple H!!! (crowd boos **************)
JR: King, Look at The Game he looks ready to fight!
King: RVD is in for a good one.
Triple H waits there inside the ring and a minute goes past and still no RVD.
JR: Whats going on?
King: Wheres Rob Van Dam?
The ref calls for the bell and the match begins. The ref begins to count.
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2...3...4....5...6......7...8.....9......10.
Howard: Your winner from a No Show Triple H!
Triple H looks disappointed as he exits the ring and him and Stephanie walks into the back.
The Show goes to commercial.
The Show comes back as we hear JR.
JR: That was weird..
King: I wonder what happen to RVD, Why didn't he show up?
MAIN EVENT
Shawn Michaels vs. Mr. Kennedy
Howard Finkle - This match is a Singles Match and tonights Main event!. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 227 pounds, from San Antonio, Texas, Shawn Michaels!!! (crowd cheers ********)
[Sexy Boy plays all over the arena as Shawn Michaels walks down to the ring ]
Howard Finkle - and his opponent, weighing in at 243 pounds, from GREEN BAY WISCONSIN... Mr. Kennedy! (crowd boos******)
[Ken Kennedy's music plays as he walks out from backstage and heads into the ring Shawn Michaels checks his boots. Mr. Kennedy makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. The match begins as the ref calls for the bell.
[glow=red,2,300]DING
DING
DING[/glow]
[Kennedy and Shawn wrap up and Kennedy knocks down Shawn with a quick scoop slam.
[Shawn Michaels gets back to his feet. Shawn Michaels hits a kneeling head butt to Kennedy's groin. Mr. Kennedy falls. Shawn is back on his feet. Shawn picks up Kennedy but he pushes Shawn off of him and Shawn falls into the ropes, Shawn comes flying back getting him with a hard clothesline. Kennedy pins Michaels.]
1...2..Shawn Kicks out.
JR- We almost had a winner there King.
[Kennedy picks up Shawn and throws him into the turnbuckle. Kennedy hits a couple of chops then places Shawn onto the toperopes.]
Jerry "The King" Lawler - Whats going on JR? What does Mr. Kennedy have in mind?
[Kennedy places Shawn onto his shoulders, screams and suddenly Shawn awakes but its too late and Kennedy brings Shawn crashing down in a Green bay Plunge. Kennedy pins Shawn once again.
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JR: - Mr. Kennedy has won the match!
King: He did it! He defeated HBK..I wish it was longer though.
Howard Finkle - The winner of this match, MR..KENNEDY!!!
Mr. Kennedy grabs the microphone and makes his way onto the top rope.
Mr. Kennedy: And the winner of the match is MRRRR KEENNEEDY!
The show goes to commercial.
The show comes back on the air with Vince McMahon standing inside of the RAW ring. Raw is about finished but Vince comes out to make an announcement! Vince brings the microphone up to his mouth as he begins to speak.
Vince: So as we all know Thy WWE needs a world champion!
JR: Correct..
King: Shh JR, let the man speak.
Vince: Well I came up with the idea to have a..
The fans begin to cheer lauder.
Vince smiles and continues.
Vince: Next week there will be two singles matches. The winner of the matches will move on to the week after that in a ladder match to declare RAW's first world champion!
King: Did ya hear that JR?!
JR: Sure did King, Can't wait!
End of the Show.
EVERYONE there may be a few mispellings..but thats because its way to long and it won't let me use spell check lol
Well tell me whatcha think..
