Post by Vince McMahon on Nov 13, 2013 21:19:12 GMT -5
Thy WWE Presents
RAW 119 Card
Live From: Houston, Texas in the Toyota Center.
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Phil Latio: Welcome to RAW is WAR. I am Phil Latio and sitting next to my long time partner, Don Chuckles. How are you doing tonight Don?
Don Chuckles: I'm doing great Latio. Hopefully this show doesn't bring my mood down!
Phil Latio: I am sure it won't Don, ha. But let us start with our first match up! Kaylyn J takes on the former TV Champion, Demmie Mae.
Match One: Kaylyn J vs Demmie Mae
Kaylyn J finds herself already in the ring. Demmie Mae comes out from the back as her music hits Demmie makes her way down the ramp and stops at the ring. Demmie heaves herself up and rolls under the bottom rope. After getting into the ring she makes his way towards her respective turnbuckle.
The match began with the bell, DING DING. Both divas circled each other, both trying to find any opening. Demmie striked with a kick to the mid-section. Kaylyna grabbed her stomach as Demmie connected with a quick neck breaker. Demmie began to drop elbows on her opponent, not one, not twice but three times. Demmie goes for the quick pin.
1....................Kickout.
Demmie picked up the newcomer Kaylyn J and irished whiped her to the ropes. Kaylyn hits the ropes and runs back at Demmie. Demmie hits a cross body. Demmie bounces up and grabs Kaylyn by the hair to pick her up. Demmie throws a few gut punches to Kaylyn and connects wit a snap suplex.
At that time, we see current TV champion Triana walk onto the stage and begin to walk down the ramp, towards the ring. Demmie has yet to notice to champion. Demmie goes and bends over to pick up Kaylyn but before she could pick up Kaylyn, BAM, Triana slid into the ring and tackled Demmie to the ground.
The bell goes off to stop the match as Triana picks up Demmie and connects with a reveres DDT. Demmie lays there holding her head as Triana yells out.
"You think your good enough?, You get your rematch...at Wrestlemania!"
Triana laughs and lifts up her title as the show goes to commercial.
Winner via DQ: Demmie Mae
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COMMERCIAL BREAK
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Phil Latio: Welcome back and what an announcement!
Don Chuckles: At Wrestlemania IV, we will Triana vs Demmie Mae for the Television Championship!
Phil Latio: I can not wait Don! Up next though, we have Zak Shields taking on Leftfoot!
I had to cut around Prince, and using a touch pad mouse, so sorry for bad quality there.
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Phil Latio: Up next we have one of the few dominate superstars in Thy WWE, Blade LaVigne taking on former world champion, Kurt Orton.
Don Chuckles: These two guys have faced each other four times and Blade has won each time, I am picking Blade to win.
Match Three: Blade LaVigne vs K. Orton
The crowd and Thy WWE was buzzing as a whole for this match. Round 4 of Blade "The Future" LaVigne versus "The Prodigy" Kurt Orton got underway, and from the get go, it was all Blade. The crowd was firmly behind Blade the whole match as he put on a wrestling clinic. Everything Kurt Orton through at him, Blade had an answer for. "The Future" showed us all his technical prowess when he took Kurt Orton down to the mat and kept him down the majority of the match.
Chain wrestling at it's finest from Mr. LaVigne, and the crowd loved it. KO was getting frustrated as he couldn't get much offense in. Headlocks, snap mares, suplexes, you name it... Blade was dishing it out like a five star French chef, and Kurt Orton was forced to swallow it with a sour taste in his mouth. What little offense KO did get in, was quickly put to a stop. Like the ending of the match.
After being embarrassed through out most of the match, KO caught Blade with a explosive drop kick out of nowhere. Blade was stunned and KO went to whip Blade in to the corner. But Blade reversed it and sent KO hard in to the turnbuckle. Blade went to follow up with a clothesline but KO got his boot up in to the jaw of Blade. Blade stumbled back and KO went for a spear. Blade dodged it and KO bounced off the ropes. When he came back, Blade grabbed hi and flipped him over with a beast of power slam for the count of two. Blade got up and waited for KO to slowly get to his feet. Huge running discus clothesline from Blade. Blade didn't go for the pinfall, though. This time, he knew what he had to do to keep KO down. He pulled KO up and set him up for it, then dropped KO hard to the mat with the Sit Down Powerbomb for the count of three. The ref raised Blade's hand as the crowd went wild
Third time was definately not the charm for Kurt Orton as he falls to 4 - 0 against Blade LaVigne here in Thy WWE. Don Chuckles was ripping on Kurt Orton the whole match, as usual. Phil Latio obviously was countering Chuckles remarks by trying to play up Kurt orton being one tough customer, and a former World Champion. But, in the end, it was The Future that prevailed, yet again, over The Prodigy.
WINNER: Blade LaVigne via No Show!
Main Event: HardKore Comley vs Professor of Thuganomics
The scene opens up in the THY WWE ringside area, the fans in attendance are just going on as they are... Some are eating; some drinking and some even eating drinking, but they are all genuinely having a great time... Some are chanting for there respective favorite to come out and show their face, some are booing them... Just then unfamiliar theme music blares out the PA System
The crowd instantly stops with what they are doing and turn their heads towards the entrance ramp, and after a few seconds... Hardkore Comley comes out from behind them, he stands a top the entrance ramp and looks at the fans and laughs... He then slowly walks down the ramp walks up the steps and climbs in the ring and then gets into his perspective turnbuckle.
'Unorthodox' by Wretch 32 feat. Example blasts around the arena as the fans erupt with boos for PoT. Bob Cena emerges from behind the curtain with his arms held out and his back turned to the fans, which are lobbing obscenities at him. Cena is wearing a red zipped up hoodie with "Cena" on the back of it, along with a pair of cameo shorts. Beside him walks his friend Crack, who is wearing a black Operation Fuck Up shirt with a pair of grey Canterbury sweats. Cena high fives Crack and turns around to face the fans in attendance revealing his Intercontinental Championship around his waist, as the booing increases.
Steve Cruise: Introducing from Belfast, Ireland. Weighing in at 230 pounds, the Intercontinental Champion, the 'Professor of Thuganomics'............. BOB.........CEEEEEEEEENNNNNNAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
The duo walks down the ramp as the fans throw things at them. Cena stops at the bottom of the ramp and looks around at the fans in attendance, dropping to his knees. He looks to the ground and smiles before looking up and shouting out "BEST IN THE WORLD!" Cena gets to his feet, takes off hoodie and throws it towards Crack. Following this, he runs and slides under the bottom rope into the ring. Cena takes the championship from around his waist and holds it up, whilst mouthing to the fans in attendance "Best in the world". After a few moments he hands the championship to Crack at ringside and walks to his corner as he waits for the official to get the match underway. The referee then singled for the bell to be rung.
Ding…Ding…Ding…
P.O.T. and Comley head towards the center of the ring and they go for a neck and elbow tie up. “The Professor” lunges forward to try to knock Comley of his feet. But Comley plants a foot behind him firmly and lunges back. Comely goes to lunge “The Professor” forwards but P.O.T. knees him in the gut. He then takes Comley by his head and then plants him with a quick DDT that takes him down to the canvas. Comley tries to get back up but P.O.T. hits him with a few mud hole stomping’s. He continues to plant a mud hole stomp after another mud hole stomp. He then takes comley’s arm and puts him in a armbar. Comley tries to wiggle out but the professor cinches in the armbar. He racks it back further implying more pain. The referee then comes over to see if Comley wants to give in but Comely shakes his head now and balls his hand into a fist. He powers his way towards the ropes as “The Professor” continues to cinch in the submission move. Comley fights threw the pain however and he reaches the ropes and he manages to wrap his hand around the velvet rope. The referee tells him to release but “The Professor” refuses to let go. The referee then starts the five count. 1…2….3…..4… “The Professor” releases the submission hold on Comely and gets back into a standing position.
Comley rolls away from the ropes and staggers back into a standing position as well. “The Professor takes a step forward towards his opponent which now slowly takes an approach forward as well. Suddenly Comely moves like lighting and in a flash, he closes the gap between himself and his opponent, his leg is lightning-fast as it shoots up and into the air, looking to connect with “The Professor’s jaw. P.O.T gets a mouth full of boot as the maneuver connects, and as P.O.T. staggers backward in shock Hardkore Comely pivots to the side to plant his foot back on the mat. Comely verbally mouths off to “The Professor” and tells him to bring it. “The Professor” face turns red with anger as Comley continues to taunt him. “The Professor” rages towards Comely with blind anger and tries to capitalize by connecting with a huge clothesline at his opponent. Comley deflects the move and cracks P.O.T. right in the side of his head. Comley continues to beckon for “The Professor” to bring it and verbally asking him “If that’s all he had.” “The Professor of Thuganomics looks livid. Still teetering from the punch however, P.O.T. begins to drive forward with his own punch that connects with his opponent. Hardkore Comley sends another punch at P.O.T. , but “The Professor” drops his head under the punch and comes up with a swing in response. Comley tries to deflect the move, but P.O.T. drops one of his hands down to press against Comley’s ” raised knee Lunging forward and transforms the maneuver into a tackle that sends Hardkore Comley to the mat. Comley searches for his inner strength as he gets back to his feet. He charges towards “The Professor of Thuganomics” with a big clothesline but P.O.T. ducks in the knick of time and as Comley spins around P.O.T. grabs a hold of his opponent and heaves him up and over his shoulder and brings him back down with a northern lights suplex.
P.O.T. then drags his opponent to the center of the ring and puts him in a back into an armbar submission. He racks back the arm threatening to break it this time. Comely squirms in pain as “The Professor” continues to rack back the arm and stretch it out. Comley reels back in pain but refuses to tap out as Hardkore Comely refuses to tap out. Hardkore Comely continues to find that inner determination to fight threw the pain and he balls his hand up in a fist again. He forces threw the pain and searches within to find the power to drive himself forwards to the ropes again. He places his hand on the velvet rope. “The Professor” looks displeased and yet again refuses to let go as the referee goes back into another five count. 1…2…3….4…. “The Professor” lets go. Getting back into a standing position he stares back down at his opponent in disbelief. Comley starts to come to and crawls towards the turnbuckle and uses it to heave himself back up into standing position.
“The Professor of Thuganomics” and Hardkore Comely charge towards each other again. P.O.T. searches to connect Comely with German Suplex but Comley out maneuver him and connects him with a elbow strike to the head. P.O.T. teeters from the force of impact. Comely strikes him again with another elbow strike and then a third time. P.O.T. continues to teeter. Comely takes the advantage and connects him with a sidewalk slam that sends his opponent to the canvas. Comely continues the assault and delivers a leg drop to his downed opponent. He gets back to a standing position and delivers another leg drop that connects with P.O.T. He gets up yet again and starts placing some well timed angry stomp. Comely starts unleashing a volley of angry stomps and then connects a elbow drop to P.O.T. Comely puts his opponent on his back and then drags him to the center of the ring. He swirls around and then puts him in a leg lock. Now it’s “The Professor’s Turn to squirm in pain as Comley cinches in the submission maneuver. P.O.T. refuses to give up though as Comley cinches in the move even more further implying more pain. “The Professor” musters up the strength and lunges towards the ropes and manages to grasp them. Comely refuses to let go though and the referee begins the five count. 1….2….3…4… Comely lets go of the maneuver and places some more angry stomps and then drags “The Professor back to the center of the ring. He then puts him back into the leg lock again. P.O.T. squirms in pain again. Comely uses all his power this time as he cinches in the leg lock. “The Professor” continues to refuse to give in. He musters up the strength again and lunges towards the ropes and grasps them with his hand again. Comley refuses to let go once again. The referee begins to administer the five count again. 1….2…3…4… Comley releases the hold and gets back up into a standing position.
“The Professor” drags himself back up to a standing position by using the ropes. He swirls around as Comley charges him for a spear but P.O.T. dodges it and Comely charges into the ropes and bounces off them. He charges for the other ropes and holds them to stop his momentum. Comley swirls around and faces his opponent. The crowd is on their feet and yelling loudly as both men begin to circle the ring again. They begin to circle each other again. Both men looking for an opening.
POT kicks Comley in the stomach and connects with his finishing move, The FU! POT jumps onto Comley for the pin.
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Winner: Professor of Thuganomics
END OF SHOW
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The segment: Court in Camelot will run next week.
Ken, I finished your match with a quick finish, I know you wanted to add 1000plus words to it.
You can just edit it if you want, the winner will be the same.
New card tomorrow maybe.
RAW 119 Card
Live From: Houston, Texas in the Toyota Center.
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Phil Latio: Welcome to RAW is WAR. I am Phil Latio and sitting next to my long time partner, Don Chuckles. How are you doing tonight Don?
Don Chuckles: I'm doing great Latio. Hopefully this show doesn't bring my mood down!
Phil Latio: I am sure it won't Don, ha. But let us start with our first match up! Kaylyn J takes on the former TV Champion, Demmie Mae.
Match One: Kaylyn J vs Demmie Mae
Kaylyn J finds herself already in the ring. Demmie Mae comes out from the back as her music hits Demmie makes her way down the ramp and stops at the ring. Demmie heaves herself up and rolls under the bottom rope. After getting into the ring she makes his way towards her respective turnbuckle.
The match began with the bell, DING DING. Both divas circled each other, both trying to find any opening. Demmie striked with a kick to the mid-section. Kaylyna grabbed her stomach as Demmie connected with a quick neck breaker. Demmie began to drop elbows on her opponent, not one, not twice but three times. Demmie goes for the quick pin.
1....................Kickout.
Demmie picked up the newcomer Kaylyn J and irished whiped her to the ropes. Kaylyn hits the ropes and runs back at Demmie. Demmie hits a cross body. Demmie bounces up and grabs Kaylyn by the hair to pick her up. Demmie throws a few gut punches to Kaylyn and connects wit a snap suplex.
At that time, we see current TV champion Triana walk onto the stage and begin to walk down the ramp, towards the ring. Demmie has yet to notice to champion. Demmie goes and bends over to pick up Kaylyn but before she could pick up Kaylyn, BAM, Triana slid into the ring and tackled Demmie to the ground.
The bell goes off to stop the match as Triana picks up Demmie and connects with a reveres DDT. Demmie lays there holding her head as Triana yells out.
"You think your good enough?, You get your rematch...at Wrestlemania!"
Triana laughs and lifts up her title as the show goes to commercial.
Winner via DQ: Demmie Mae
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COMMERCIAL BREAK
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Phil Latio: Welcome back and what an announcement!
Don Chuckles: At Wrestlemania IV, we will Triana vs Demmie Mae for the Television Championship!
Phil Latio: I can not wait Don! Up next though, we have Zak Shields taking on Leftfoot!
I had to cut around Prince, and using a touch pad mouse, so sorry for bad quality there.
Match 2: Zak Shields vs. Sir Luscious Leftfoot
Coming back from the commercial break, we can see Zak Shields already standing in the ring awaiting the arrival of his opponent. The arena big screen then comes to life as the “Footloose” by Kenny Loggins comes on.
We see Thy WWE’s resident dance king in Sir Luscious Leftfoot slowly juke his way out onto the top of the stage. Behind him slowly lumbers the entire African continent, err I mean Rashanda and her trademark turkey leg. The arena fans are more entertained by Luscious then anything as they clap for the flashy superstar. Usually it’s Luscious who regales us with a bit of a dancing number before coming down to the ring, but in an interesting change of pace, we see Luscious look at the fans and then at Rashanda as he points to her. But all Rashanda seems to care about is gnawing at her turkey leg. We see Luscious get a devious look in his eye as he sneakily walks up and grabs the turkey leg out of Rashanda’s hand. Almost instantaneously we see her eyes shoot up and burn with rage.
He messed with Rashanda’s turkey leg.
You don’t ever mess with Rashanda’s turkey leg.
Rashanda drops down and acts like she is about to charge, but Luscious begs off for a minute and quickly reaches down and moves a stage panel. Reaching down, we see Leftfoot pull out a container. Taking the lid off the container we see that it’s a whole roasted turkey from a local deli. Rashanda’s eyes immediately get big with desire and we see Luscious move the turkey around which has her eyeing it intently.
We see Luscious tell Rashanda if she wants the turkey, she has to get “funky”. Rashanda nods and then starts to slowly get her groove back. Her rolls of fat move around in her shirt like wax in a lava lamp rising to the top. She then licks her lips and really breaks it down which causes the arena to start to shake slightly. Sensing this, Luscious then stops her and gives her the container with the roast turkey. Leftfoot then looks down at the ring and sees Zak Shields getting impatient and starts to head down to ringside with Rashanda slowly in pursuit, tearing at the roast turkey like a ferel dog.
Luscious then gets inside of the ring and moonwalks up to Zak Shields and the referee. When the official starts to brief both of them on the rules of the contest, he gets interrupted by the same Mardi Gras celebratory music that kicked on last week. Streamers and confetti start to fall from the arena ceilings as giant banners come down with pictures of Scott Wilson on them. Text on the banners proclaim Scott Wilson as the “winner of the 2013 Ascension Rumble and NEXT World Champion”.
A video then comes on the arena big screen showing highlights of Scott Wilson’s career with the movie narrating voice guy providing audio work.
Narrator: Isn’t this the man you want representing you? A man who stares adversity in the face and does not blink, a man who rises above obstacles before him, a man who could stare god in the face and make him blink, a man who men idolize and try to emulate but only come up short. The man who oozes charisma and just emanates with sex appeal, the man who dazzled us with his herculean effort at the Ascension Rumble and the man who will be your NEXT World Champion.
God I love the sound of that…
Ladies and gentleman, the man, the myth, the icon himself…..SCOTT WILSON.
Sparks start to reign down as the same bevy of ladies from last week come out, but this time they form a line of six on each side and then start to bow as Scott Wilson slowly comes out from the back. In the ring, we can see Zak Shields look pissed as Luscious Leftfoot simply amuses himself by breakdancing in the ring in tune to the celebratory music playing. Wilson walks by each of the women bowing before him and smiles before continuing his stride down to the ring. Stopping at ringside, we see Wilson look up at the ceiling once more and nod which almost on cue causes fliers now to reign from the ceiling. As they land on the ring, we see the ringside camera come in close pick one up and it’s a fake magazine article photoshopped image of Scott Wilson standing tall with the Thy WWE World Championship. The title of the article simply reads “New man, new champion, new era for Thy WWE”, looking in the camera, we see Wilson start to nod slowly.
Scott Wilson: Are you watching Christian? Do you see it yet? It’s only just begun….
In the back we can see World Champion and General Manager Christian Knight watching the fracas unfolding and Scott’s celebratory behavior now escalating for the second week in a row and he does not look pleased at all.
This is going to be interesting…
The referee just waves the match off and declares the no contest as the show goes to a commercial break.
Winner: NO CONTEST
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COMMERCIAL BREAK
Coming back from the commercial break, we can see Zak Shields already standing in the ring awaiting the arrival of his opponent. The arena big screen then comes to life as the “Footloose” by Kenny Loggins comes on.
We see Thy WWE’s resident dance king in Sir Luscious Leftfoot slowly juke his way out onto the top of the stage. Behind him slowly lumbers the entire African continent, err I mean Rashanda and her trademark turkey leg. The arena fans are more entertained by Luscious then anything as they clap for the flashy superstar. Usually it’s Luscious who regales us with a bit of a dancing number before coming down to the ring, but in an interesting change of pace, we see Luscious look at the fans and then at Rashanda as he points to her. But all Rashanda seems to care about is gnawing at her turkey leg. We see Luscious get a devious look in his eye as he sneakily walks up and grabs the turkey leg out of Rashanda’s hand. Almost instantaneously we see her eyes shoot up and burn with rage.
He messed with Rashanda’s turkey leg.
You don’t ever mess with Rashanda’s turkey leg.
Rashanda drops down and acts like she is about to charge, but Luscious begs off for a minute and quickly reaches down and moves a stage panel. Reaching down, we see Leftfoot pull out a container. Taking the lid off the container we see that it’s a whole roasted turkey from a local deli. Rashanda’s eyes immediately get big with desire and we see Luscious move the turkey around which has her eyeing it intently.
We see Luscious tell Rashanda if she wants the turkey, she has to get “funky”. Rashanda nods and then starts to slowly get her groove back. Her rolls of fat move around in her shirt like wax in a lava lamp rising to the top. She then licks her lips and really breaks it down which causes the arena to start to shake slightly. Sensing this, Luscious then stops her and gives her the container with the roast turkey. Leftfoot then looks down at the ring and sees Zak Shields getting impatient and starts to head down to ringside with Rashanda slowly in pursuit, tearing at the roast turkey like a ferel dog.
Luscious then gets inside of the ring and moonwalks up to Zak Shields and the referee. When the official starts to brief both of them on the rules of the contest, he gets interrupted by the same Mardi Gras celebratory music that kicked on last week. Streamers and confetti start to fall from the arena ceilings as giant banners come down with pictures of Scott Wilson on them. Text on the banners proclaim Scott Wilson as the “winner of the 2013 Ascension Rumble and NEXT World Champion”.
A video then comes on the arena big screen showing highlights of Scott Wilson’s career with the movie narrating voice guy providing audio work.
Narrator: Isn’t this the man you want representing you? A man who stares adversity in the face and does not blink, a man who rises above obstacles before him, a man who could stare god in the face and make him blink, a man who men idolize and try to emulate but only come up short. The man who oozes charisma and just emanates with sex appeal, the man who dazzled us with his herculean effort at the Ascension Rumble and the man who will be your NEXT World Champion.
God I love the sound of that…
Ladies and gentleman, the man, the myth, the icon himself…..SCOTT WILSON.
Sparks start to reign down as the same bevy of ladies from last week come out, but this time they form a line of six on each side and then start to bow as Scott Wilson slowly comes out from the back. In the ring, we can see Zak Shields look pissed as Luscious Leftfoot simply amuses himself by breakdancing in the ring in tune to the celebratory music playing. Wilson walks by each of the women bowing before him and smiles before continuing his stride down to the ring. Stopping at ringside, we see Wilson look up at the ceiling once more and nod which almost on cue causes fliers now to reign from the ceiling. As they land on the ring, we see the ringside camera come in close pick one up and it’s a fake magazine article photoshopped image of Scott Wilson standing tall with the Thy WWE World Championship. The title of the article simply reads “New man, new champion, new era for Thy WWE”, looking in the camera, we see Wilson start to nod slowly.
Scott Wilson: Are you watching Christian? Do you see it yet? It’s only just begun….
In the back we can see World Champion and General Manager Christian Knight watching the fracas unfolding and Scott’s celebratory behavior now escalating for the second week in a row and he does not look pleased at all.
This is going to be interesting…
The referee just waves the match off and declares the no contest as the show goes to a commercial break.
Winner: NO CONTEST
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COMMERCIAL BREAK
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Phil Latio: Up next we have one of the few dominate superstars in Thy WWE, Blade LaVigne taking on former world champion, Kurt Orton.
Don Chuckles: These two guys have faced each other four times and Blade has won each time, I am picking Blade to win.
Match Three: Blade LaVigne vs K. Orton
The crowd and Thy WWE was buzzing as a whole for this match. Round 4 of Blade "The Future" LaVigne versus "The Prodigy" Kurt Orton got underway, and from the get go, it was all Blade. The crowd was firmly behind Blade the whole match as he put on a wrestling clinic. Everything Kurt Orton through at him, Blade had an answer for. "The Future" showed us all his technical prowess when he took Kurt Orton down to the mat and kept him down the majority of the match.
Chain wrestling at it's finest from Mr. LaVigne, and the crowd loved it. KO was getting frustrated as he couldn't get much offense in. Headlocks, snap mares, suplexes, you name it... Blade was dishing it out like a five star French chef, and Kurt Orton was forced to swallow it with a sour taste in his mouth. What little offense KO did get in, was quickly put to a stop. Like the ending of the match.
After being embarrassed through out most of the match, KO caught Blade with a explosive drop kick out of nowhere. Blade was stunned and KO went to whip Blade in to the corner. But Blade reversed it and sent KO hard in to the turnbuckle. Blade went to follow up with a clothesline but KO got his boot up in to the jaw of Blade. Blade stumbled back and KO went for a spear. Blade dodged it and KO bounced off the ropes. When he came back, Blade grabbed hi and flipped him over with a beast of power slam for the count of two. Blade got up and waited for KO to slowly get to his feet. Huge running discus clothesline from Blade. Blade didn't go for the pinfall, though. This time, he knew what he had to do to keep KO down. He pulled KO up and set him up for it, then dropped KO hard to the mat with the Sit Down Powerbomb for the count of three. The ref raised Blade's hand as the crowd went wild
Third time was definately not the charm for Kurt Orton as he falls to 4 - 0 against Blade LaVigne here in Thy WWE. Don Chuckles was ripping on Kurt Orton the whole match, as usual. Phil Latio obviously was countering Chuckles remarks by trying to play up Kurt orton being one tough customer, and a former World Champion. But, in the end, it was The Future that prevailed, yet again, over The Prodigy.
WINNER: Blade LaVigne via No Show!
Main Event: HardKore Comley vs Professor of Thuganomics
The scene opens up in the THY WWE ringside area, the fans in attendance are just going on as they are... Some are eating; some drinking and some even eating drinking, but they are all genuinely having a great time... Some are chanting for there respective favorite to come out and show their face, some are booing them... Just then unfamiliar theme music blares out the PA System
The crowd instantly stops with what they are doing and turn their heads towards the entrance ramp, and after a few seconds... Hardkore Comley comes out from behind them, he stands a top the entrance ramp and looks at the fans and laughs... He then slowly walks down the ramp walks up the steps and climbs in the ring and then gets into his perspective turnbuckle.
'Unorthodox' by Wretch 32 feat. Example blasts around the arena as the fans erupt with boos for PoT. Bob Cena emerges from behind the curtain with his arms held out and his back turned to the fans, which are lobbing obscenities at him. Cena is wearing a red zipped up hoodie with "Cena" on the back of it, along with a pair of cameo shorts. Beside him walks his friend Crack, who is wearing a black Operation Fuck Up shirt with a pair of grey Canterbury sweats. Cena high fives Crack and turns around to face the fans in attendance revealing his Intercontinental Championship around his waist, as the booing increases.
Steve Cruise: Introducing from Belfast, Ireland. Weighing in at 230 pounds, the Intercontinental Champion, the 'Professor of Thuganomics'............. BOB.........CEEEEEEEEENNNNNNAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
The duo walks down the ramp as the fans throw things at them. Cena stops at the bottom of the ramp and looks around at the fans in attendance, dropping to his knees. He looks to the ground and smiles before looking up and shouting out "BEST IN THE WORLD!" Cena gets to his feet, takes off hoodie and throws it towards Crack. Following this, he runs and slides under the bottom rope into the ring. Cena takes the championship from around his waist and holds it up, whilst mouthing to the fans in attendance "Best in the world". After a few moments he hands the championship to Crack at ringside and walks to his corner as he waits for the official to get the match underway. The referee then singled for the bell to be rung.
Ding…Ding…Ding…
P.O.T. and Comley head towards the center of the ring and they go for a neck and elbow tie up. “The Professor” lunges forward to try to knock Comley of his feet. But Comley plants a foot behind him firmly and lunges back. Comely goes to lunge “The Professor” forwards but P.O.T. knees him in the gut. He then takes Comley by his head and then plants him with a quick DDT that takes him down to the canvas. Comley tries to get back up but P.O.T. hits him with a few mud hole stomping’s. He continues to plant a mud hole stomp after another mud hole stomp. He then takes comley’s arm and puts him in a armbar. Comley tries to wiggle out but the professor cinches in the armbar. He racks it back further implying more pain. The referee then comes over to see if Comley wants to give in but Comely shakes his head now and balls his hand into a fist. He powers his way towards the ropes as “The Professor” continues to cinch in the submission move. Comley fights threw the pain however and he reaches the ropes and he manages to wrap his hand around the velvet rope. The referee tells him to release but “The Professor” refuses to let go. The referee then starts the five count. 1…2….3…..4… “The Professor” releases the submission hold on Comely and gets back into a standing position.
Comley rolls away from the ropes and staggers back into a standing position as well. “The Professor takes a step forward towards his opponent which now slowly takes an approach forward as well. Suddenly Comely moves like lighting and in a flash, he closes the gap between himself and his opponent, his leg is lightning-fast as it shoots up and into the air, looking to connect with “The Professor’s jaw. P.O.T gets a mouth full of boot as the maneuver connects, and as P.O.T. staggers backward in shock Hardkore Comely pivots to the side to plant his foot back on the mat. Comely verbally mouths off to “The Professor” and tells him to bring it. “The Professor” face turns red with anger as Comley continues to taunt him. “The Professor” rages towards Comely with blind anger and tries to capitalize by connecting with a huge clothesline at his opponent. Comley deflects the move and cracks P.O.T. right in the side of his head. Comley continues to beckon for “The Professor” to bring it and verbally asking him “If that’s all he had.” “The Professor of Thuganomics looks livid. Still teetering from the punch however, P.O.T. begins to drive forward with his own punch that connects with his opponent. Hardkore Comley sends another punch at P.O.T. , but “The Professor” drops his head under the punch and comes up with a swing in response. Comley tries to deflect the move, but P.O.T. drops one of his hands down to press against Comley’s ” raised knee Lunging forward and transforms the maneuver into a tackle that sends Hardkore Comley to the mat. Comley searches for his inner strength as he gets back to his feet. He charges towards “The Professor of Thuganomics” with a big clothesline but P.O.T. ducks in the knick of time and as Comley spins around P.O.T. grabs a hold of his opponent and heaves him up and over his shoulder and brings him back down with a northern lights suplex.
P.O.T. then drags his opponent to the center of the ring and puts him in a back into an armbar submission. He racks back the arm threatening to break it this time. Comely squirms in pain as “The Professor” continues to rack back the arm and stretch it out. Comley reels back in pain but refuses to tap out as Hardkore Comely refuses to tap out. Hardkore Comely continues to find that inner determination to fight threw the pain and he balls his hand up in a fist again. He forces threw the pain and searches within to find the power to drive himself forwards to the ropes again. He places his hand on the velvet rope. “The Professor” looks displeased and yet again refuses to let go as the referee goes back into another five count. 1…2…3….4…. “The Professor” lets go. Getting back into a standing position he stares back down at his opponent in disbelief. Comley starts to come to and crawls towards the turnbuckle and uses it to heave himself back up into standing position.
“The Professor of Thuganomics” and Hardkore Comely charge towards each other again. P.O.T. searches to connect Comely with German Suplex but Comley out maneuver him and connects him with a elbow strike to the head. P.O.T. teeters from the force of impact. Comely strikes him again with another elbow strike and then a third time. P.O.T. continues to teeter. Comely takes the advantage and connects him with a sidewalk slam that sends his opponent to the canvas. Comely continues the assault and delivers a leg drop to his downed opponent. He gets back to a standing position and delivers another leg drop that connects with P.O.T. He gets up yet again and starts placing some well timed angry stomp. Comely starts unleashing a volley of angry stomps and then connects a elbow drop to P.O.T. Comely puts his opponent on his back and then drags him to the center of the ring. He swirls around and then puts him in a leg lock. Now it’s “The Professor’s Turn to squirm in pain as Comley cinches in the submission maneuver. P.O.T. refuses to give up though as Comley cinches in the move even more further implying more pain. “The Professor” musters up the strength and lunges towards the ropes and manages to grasp them. Comely refuses to let go though and the referee begins the five count. 1….2….3…4… Comely lets go of the maneuver and places some more angry stomps and then drags “The Professor back to the center of the ring. He then puts him back into the leg lock again. P.O.T. squirms in pain again. Comely uses all his power this time as he cinches in the leg lock. “The Professor” continues to refuse to give in. He musters up the strength again and lunges towards the ropes and grasps them with his hand again. Comley refuses to let go once again. The referee begins to administer the five count again. 1….2…3…4… Comley releases the hold and gets back up into a standing position.
“The Professor” drags himself back up to a standing position by using the ropes. He swirls around as Comley charges him for a spear but P.O.T. dodges it and Comely charges into the ropes and bounces off them. He charges for the other ropes and holds them to stop his momentum. Comley swirls around and faces his opponent. The crowd is on their feet and yelling loudly as both men begin to circle the ring again. They begin to circle each other again. Both men looking for an opening.
POT kicks Comley in the stomach and connects with his finishing move, The FU! POT jumps onto Comley for the pin.
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Winner: Professor of Thuganomics
END OF SHOW
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The segment: Court in Camelot will run next week.
Ken, I finished your match with a quick finish, I know you wanted to add 1000plus words to it.
You can just edit it if you want, the winner will be the same.
New card tomorrow maybe.
