Post by Christian Knight on Oct 23, 2013 23:12:06 GMT -5
MONDAY NIGHT RAW
DARK MATCH CANCELLED DUE TO DOUBLE NO SHOW
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Our show begins with the General Manager and current World Champion Christian Knight standing in the ring with the World Title slung over his shoulder and a microphone in his hand.
General Manager Knight: First and foremost I want all of you in attendance to take a look up at the big screen.
All eyes in the arena shift to the arena big screen as it comes to life and we see footage from Ascension after the World Title match ended, but before the Royal Rumble began. We can see General Manager Knight and Beno both having to be helped from the ring as the arena fans stand and applaud the herculean effort that the two of them put on. Once the footage ends we can see General Manager Knight start to nod slowly.
General Manager Knight: Beno I've been one of your harshest critics for the longest time. I had written you off as nothing more than a self indulged, ego fueled hasbeen. But it turns out I was mistaken, Beno we went to war man and you proved your worth.
It was a hell of a fight brother, respect....
The arena fans applaud the showing of respect that GM Knight is directing towards Beno. But the applause stops as Knight lifts the microphone back to his mouth and starts to speak once again.
General Manager Knight: I am also proud to announce that next week Thy WWE will present a special themed episode of Raw. A "Halloween Havoc" if you will with a special host that has been invited back by Mr. McMahon for one night only, who could it be? Guess you'll have to wait and see.
The show then goes to a commercial break as General Manager Knight leaves the ring.
COMMERCIAL
RETURN FROM COMMERCIAL
Match 1 Triana vs Ducati Mami
#1 Contenders Match for the TV Title
Triana comes out from the back as her music hits she makes her way down the ramp and stops at the ring. She heaves himself up and rolls under the bottom rope. After getting into the ring she makes her way towards her respective turnbuckle and awaits for her opponent.
As the lights go off and the lasers flash around the arena, we hear Daft Punk's "Derezzed" playing. As soon as the synths hit in, out comes the Ducati Mami, riding her namesake motorcycle and clad in a motorcycle helmet and leather from head-to-toe, with only the upper chest exposed. After revving the engine up again a few times to the crowd's mixed reaction, the Mami drives in full force around the ring, making about three laps before parking her bike by the announce table. Running to the ring just as fast, the Mami poses still clad in her black leather for the crowd before pumping up for her match. The referee then signals for the bell to be rung for the match to get underway.
Ding Ding Ding
Ducati and Triana head towards each other in the center of the ring. They start of by Trading blows. Ducati lands a few hard lefts but Triana retaliates with a few hard right handed punches. Ducati teeters backwards and Triana follows it up with a running knee strike and connects the manuever and Ducati hits the canvas with a thud. Ducati tries to get up but Triana lands a big boot to the face of Ducati and plants her back on the canvas again. Blood begins to trickle out Ducati's mouth as the world around her begins to spin. Then suddenly Ducati feels a arm wrap around her neck choking the life out of her. Triana cinches in a sleeper hold and Demmie's face begins to turn bright red. Desperatly wanting to get a gasp of breath she slaps the canvas and the referee then signals for the bell. Triana lets go and Ducati heaves over gasping for breath as Triana is declared the winner.
Winner via Submission: Triana.
COMMERCIAL
RETURN FROM COMMERCIAL
Match 2: Jesse Neal vs Hardkore Comley
Street Fight
he bell rings, and both men lock up pushing each other around. Jesse Neal gets the upper hand as he starts kicking his opponent in his gut, breaks Hardkore’s grasp, and hits a Bakhtaran Side Kick. Comley falls back on the ropes, bounces off and attempt a Yakuza Kick but Neal side steps him and hits a Gutbuster. As his opponent recovers, The Jesse Neal runs at him and drives a knee into his rib cage.
Neal jumps up onto the bottom rope, then then the middle rope and hits a Moonsault. The crowd pops at his athleticism. Before the referee can begin a count, Neal pulls up Comley and whips him into a corner then follows through and with several vicious elbows over Comley’s head. However, Comley finally fights back throwing several fists into his opponents gut. Jesse Neal doubles over, setting Hardkore up and he carries the Neal to the center of the ring and hits a vicious Powerbomb.
Don Chuckles: Vicious Powerbomb counter by Hardkore Comley
Phil Latio: That’s the viciousness of a winner. The viciousness of a man who wants the THY WWE Championship one day, not some oddball who still rocks an out of date hairstyle.
Hardkore stumbles on the ropes, bounces off and hits a Running Guillotine Legdrop. Quickly, Comley stands up and beings dropping several elbows over his opponents chest.
Hardkore stops and allows the referee to start counting…
1 . . .
2 . . .
Jesse Neal is conscious and he quickly rolls out of the ring. Hardkore Comley waits inside the ring as Neal stands. Once he’s up, Comley uses the ropes to vault him over the ropes and hit a Springboard Crossbody outside the ring. Hardkore Comley gets on one knee and begins punching his opponents face. Several fans shout something at Hardkore and cause him to stop and argue with them, he spits at the fans direction and goes back to his opponent. Comley looks under the ring and tosses out several road signs, a steel chair and trashcan that have panes of glass. He lifts up a pane, ready to use it but Jesse Neal has recovered and hits a Drop Kick on the glass, breaking it over Hardkore’s chest. The crowd goes crazy as he scurries away from the glass.
Phil Latio: As much as I don’t want to cheer on or give Jesse Neal any credit, I have to admit I love the idea of blood. I’m just not keen on the idea of Hardkore Comley getting cut open by Mohawk wearing pussy.
Don Chuckles: Hey watch it, Phil. We do have women and children that watch this show. But I have to agree with you only because the fans love to see violence.
Seeing his opponent down, Neal grabs the steel chair and begins to viciously attack his opponent over his back with it. Hardkore crawls towards the crowd with The Jesse Neal following him every step of the way, then as Comley climbs over; Neal hits him over the head with the steel chair. This time the he stops moving and the referee begins to count.
1 . . .
2 . . .
Hardkore isn't doing much moving. The Jesse Neal takes a moment to climb over and set up the chair to catch a breather.
3 . . .
4 . . .
Hardkore starts moving, but Neal watches him, folds up the chair and gets ready to use it again. Hardcore Comley however charges under his opponent as Jesse swings high. Neal is kicked from behind in his butt, back, and head. Fortunately he doesn’t drop the chair, but when he turns around and chases after his opponent, Hardkore grabs a young woman and uses her as a human shield. The crowd boos but Jesse Neal drops the chair, the woman is shoved at him, they catch eyes while the young woman smiles and Comley makes a break for it. Hardkore Comley picks up the chair and throws it at Jesse Neal and hits his knees, causing him to fall face first into a vender cart.
Don Chuckles: That’ll hurt and I hope it hurts a lot too. What kind of man uses a woman as a human shield when he’s losing a fight?
Phil Latio: A smart man, that’s who. Women want to be treated as equals, well they better be ready to get beaten like equals. “Hardkore Comley” is just protecting his own ass, and I don’t blame him. Would you trust another man in a full body leotard? I know I wouldn’t.
Hardkore Comley grabs a glass bottle of Coke, breaks it and looks around for his opponent. He doesn’t see him at first, but when a piercing whistle is heard Hardkore looks up to see that Neal has run around him got on top of a second level balcony! The crowd goes insane as he does a Triple Jump Moonsault using the security railing and lands on Hardkore! He hooks a leg as he goes for a cover!
1 . . .
2 . . .
TH-KICK OUT BY HARDKORE! The Jesse Neal is on his knees, clearly shocked that his opponent kicked out, he then stomps on his opponent’s chest as he tries to get away. Comley climbs up some stairs slowly and as Jesse Neal tries to grab him and pull him back, Hardkore throws several kicks back into his gut. Neal falls over, allowing Hardkore a moment to get up and grab a trash can. He empties the contents over Neal and begins beat him with the tin trash can repeatedly. Jesse Neal takes the blows repeatedly, not giving up causing Hardkore to go harsher and harsher. He throws it aside, grabs Neal by his head and leads him up the stairs.
Don Chuckles: This match is crazy! What else are these men going to do to each other.
Phil Latio: Anything and everything they want to. They’re going to beat each other half to death so they have something to gloat over.
Hardkore punches his opponent around the second floor edging as fans stand up to let them pass. Neal grabs a full cup and smashes it into his opponent’s face, but the Hardkore Comley shakes it off and punches his opponent again. Jesse Neal knocks over a vender who drops his tray and Comley steps over, grabs the tray and breaks it over Jesse’s face.
He reels back near an edge above several tables. The fans start getting louder and louder as Hardkore tries to flip his opponent over the railing. But Neal resists and fights back by hitting his opponent with several vicious knees strikes to his head. Hardkore Comley backs away, Jesse Neal jumps on top of him and attempts a German Suplex on the stairs but his opponent spins around him, locks in a Half Nelson Release Suplex, pulls him back, and throws him over the railing!
Jesse Neal goes over and falls several feet and crashes through a pair of tables! The fans are going crazy as they cannot believe what they have just witnessed. Even Hardkore Comley cannot believe what he just did and is shocked at what just happened. Several EMTs run out and check on Jesse Neal to ensure he’s okay to continue the match!
Phil Latio: Holy fucking shit! “The Delver of the Unknown” Hardkore Comley has just murdered Jesse Neal on national television! I don’t believe this! This is beyond a shadow of the doubt the most awesome fucking thing I've seen all year!
Don Chuckles: That’s it! This match is over! How can any man survive all like that and still want to continue?! If Jesse Neal somehow finds way to continue, he’ll be a braver and much better man than I.
Jesse Neal is on a stretch with Hardkore Comley stand victoriously on the railing. However, the Neal starts stirring and gets off the stretcher. He pushes away the EMTs as the crowd starts to go crazy, supporting their Jesse Hero. Hardkore Comley smiles as he sees his opponent standing up, suddenly Hardkore jumps off the railing and attempts an Implant DDT but at the last possible moment, Neal counters with Dropsault!
Hardkore lands hard, holding his abdominal area as Neal knocks the wind out of himself. The referee begins counting as he stands over both men and the crowd explodes!
Don Chuckles: I don’t believe this! Not only is Neal able to continue, but he’s still bringing the fight to Hardkore Comley!
1 . . .
2 . . .
Neither men are doing much moving. They lay around trying to gather their strength and breath again.
3 . . .
4 . . .
Neal is the first one up, using fan chairs to help himself up.
5 . . .
6 . . .
Hardkore Comley grabs braces his knees as he starts to stand up. The two men turn around and Jesse Neal attempts an Exploder Suplex but Hardkore counters it with a vicious head butt and follows up with a Tiger Suplex but he too is countered and both men take each other out with a Side Russian Leg Sweep.
Phil Latio: This is great! Neither one of these men are backing down to the other. Whoever wins will get a huge jump up on the ladder of success.
Hardkore Comley gets up first, he takes a hold of a nearby Fire Extinguisher, turns around to see Jesse Neal on his feet. Once Neal turns around, Hardkore quickly hits him in his face. Neal hits the wall, he stumbles back groggy but Hardkore Comley smacks the taste out of Neal’s mouth with a echoing smack, the fans try getting solidly behind Neal but Comley hits him with the Osaka Street Cutter!!!
Right on the concrete floor! Arrogantly, Comley stands up and puts a foot on his opponents chest and flexes his muscles as the referee counts…
1 . . .
2 . . .
3 . . .
The referee calls for the bell as Hardkore’s arm is raise in the air!
Here is your winner by pin fall, HARDKORE COMLEY!
Phil Latio: There we go! The Man of Liberty liberates us from that clown Jesse Neal! What a vicious match this was!
Don Chuckles: After a Osaka Street Cutter on the cold hard ground, I don’t blame Jesse Neal but this was one Hell of a match! This will be remembered by both men and I wouldn’t be surprised if they met again soon!
COMMERCIAL
RETURN FROM COMMERCIAL
Match 3: Poco Dragonite vs. Zak Shields
Winner: Zak Shields (POT?)
COMMERCIAL
RETURN FROM BREAK
Match 4: CM Punk vs. Scott Wilson
We come back from commercial with CM Punk already in the ring waiting for his opponent.
The guitar rift of "The Charm" by Unearth blasts through the PA system as Scott Wilson steps out from the backstage area. His hood is over his head and he is trying desperately to hide his face. He walks to the ring with no fanfare and slides underneath the bottom rope and enters the ring.
Phil: Here we are ladies and gentlemen... The main event! The number one contender, Scott Wilson going up against a returning CM Punk...
Don: CM Chump if you ask me, Latio... This guy has almost surpassed KO in unfathomable levels of suck!
Phil: Well, I'm sure there are a lot of people who agree with you, Don, but I will say this... When CM Punk shows up, he can go toe to toe with Thy WWE's best!
Don: Pfft... He's a waste of air time, Latio... Thank The Last King is out here to save this show.
Phil: This should be a fantastic match up here tonight. If CM Punk is motivated, this one could go down as an instant classic!
Don: Yeah, with Scott Wilson doing all the work. Punk's gonna try and ride yet another Thy WWE superstar's coat tails yet again...
The ref calls for the bell as Wilson continues to try and hide his face from the world to see. Punk motions for Wilson to take his hood off but Wilson shakes his head as the crowd boos. CM Punk is getting impatient as he walks over and tries to put Wilson's hood down. Wilson snatches Punk's arm and wraps it around his own throat while kicking out Punk's legs from under him. The crowd gasps as Wilson locks CM Punk in to the Decapitation...
Phil: Oh my! Wilson with a ninja like move to get Punk in to the submission hold!
Don: YES! I told you he sucked, Latio!
CM Punk screams out in agony while reaching for the ropes. The crowd tries to cheer Punk on, trying to help him on his quest to reach the ropes and get to safety. But it's not enough and CM Punk taps out.
*DING DING DING*
Scott Wilson, with out ever having to remove his entrance gear stands up and the ref holds his hand in victory.
Don: You're right, Latio... That was an instant classic! HAHA!
Phil: I'm sure a lot of our fans are going to be disappointed after this one, Don...
Don: CM Punk didn't come to play tonight, Latio. It's not Scott Wilson's fault that he's just too damn good...
Phil: Well, the number one contender for GM Knight's World Title with a quick and impressive victory tonight. His momentum is at full steam right now... I don't usually say this sort of thing, but that was just a sad showing from CM Punk. So much wasted potential...
CM Punk stands up in the ring and looks out to the crowd. The crowd has switched now and are booing CM Punk out of the building!
Don: Listen to this, Latio!
Phil: Yeah, it's a damn shame, but a lot of people - myself included - feel a little ripped off tonight.
Winner: Scott Wilson (go fuck yourself CM Punk you RP stealing poser)
SHOW ENDS
(This Raw was shit, I dont care if you review this time.
New card tomorrow.)
DARK MATCH CANCELLED DUE TO DOUBLE NO SHOW
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Our show begins with the General Manager and current World Champion Christian Knight standing in the ring with the World Title slung over his shoulder and a microphone in his hand.
General Manager Knight: First and foremost I want all of you in attendance to take a look up at the big screen.
All eyes in the arena shift to the arena big screen as it comes to life and we see footage from Ascension after the World Title match ended, but before the Royal Rumble began. We can see General Manager Knight and Beno both having to be helped from the ring as the arena fans stand and applaud the herculean effort that the two of them put on. Once the footage ends we can see General Manager Knight start to nod slowly.
General Manager Knight: Beno I've been one of your harshest critics for the longest time. I had written you off as nothing more than a self indulged, ego fueled hasbeen. But it turns out I was mistaken, Beno we went to war man and you proved your worth.
It was a hell of a fight brother, respect....
The arena fans applaud the showing of respect that GM Knight is directing towards Beno. But the applause stops as Knight lifts the microphone back to his mouth and starts to speak once again.
General Manager Knight: I am also proud to announce that next week Thy WWE will present a special themed episode of Raw. A "Halloween Havoc" if you will with a special host that has been invited back by Mr. McMahon for one night only, who could it be? Guess you'll have to wait and see.
The show then goes to a commercial break as General Manager Knight leaves the ring.
COMMERCIAL
RETURN FROM COMMERCIAL
Match 1 Triana vs Ducati Mami
#1 Contenders Match for the TV Title
Triana comes out from the back as her music hits she makes her way down the ramp and stops at the ring. She heaves himself up and rolls under the bottom rope. After getting into the ring she makes her way towards her respective turnbuckle and awaits for her opponent.
As the lights go off and the lasers flash around the arena, we hear Daft Punk's "Derezzed" playing. As soon as the synths hit in, out comes the Ducati Mami, riding her namesake motorcycle and clad in a motorcycle helmet and leather from head-to-toe, with only the upper chest exposed. After revving the engine up again a few times to the crowd's mixed reaction, the Mami drives in full force around the ring, making about three laps before parking her bike by the announce table. Running to the ring just as fast, the Mami poses still clad in her black leather for the crowd before pumping up for her match. The referee then signals for the bell to be rung for the match to get underway.
Ding Ding Ding
Ducati and Triana head towards each other in the center of the ring. They start of by Trading blows. Ducati lands a few hard lefts but Triana retaliates with a few hard right handed punches. Ducati teeters backwards and Triana follows it up with a running knee strike and connects the manuever and Ducati hits the canvas with a thud. Ducati tries to get up but Triana lands a big boot to the face of Ducati and plants her back on the canvas again. Blood begins to trickle out Ducati's mouth as the world around her begins to spin. Then suddenly Ducati feels a arm wrap around her neck choking the life out of her. Triana cinches in a sleeper hold and Demmie's face begins to turn bright red. Desperatly wanting to get a gasp of breath she slaps the canvas and the referee then signals for the bell. Triana lets go and Ducati heaves over gasping for breath as Triana is declared the winner.
Winner via Submission: Triana.
COMMERCIAL
RETURN FROM COMMERCIAL
Match 2: Jesse Neal vs Hardkore Comley
Street Fight
he bell rings, and both men lock up pushing each other around. Jesse Neal gets the upper hand as he starts kicking his opponent in his gut, breaks Hardkore’s grasp, and hits a Bakhtaran Side Kick. Comley falls back on the ropes, bounces off and attempt a Yakuza Kick but Neal side steps him and hits a Gutbuster. As his opponent recovers, The Jesse Neal runs at him and drives a knee into his rib cage.
Neal jumps up onto the bottom rope, then then the middle rope and hits a Moonsault. The crowd pops at his athleticism. Before the referee can begin a count, Neal pulls up Comley and whips him into a corner then follows through and with several vicious elbows over Comley’s head. However, Comley finally fights back throwing several fists into his opponents gut. Jesse Neal doubles over, setting Hardkore up and he carries the Neal to the center of the ring and hits a vicious Powerbomb.
Don Chuckles: Vicious Powerbomb counter by Hardkore Comley
Phil Latio: That’s the viciousness of a winner. The viciousness of a man who wants the THY WWE Championship one day, not some oddball who still rocks an out of date hairstyle.
Hardkore stumbles on the ropes, bounces off and hits a Running Guillotine Legdrop. Quickly, Comley stands up and beings dropping several elbows over his opponents chest.
Hardkore stops and allows the referee to start counting…
1 . . .
2 . . .
Jesse Neal is conscious and he quickly rolls out of the ring. Hardkore Comley waits inside the ring as Neal stands. Once he’s up, Comley uses the ropes to vault him over the ropes and hit a Springboard Crossbody outside the ring. Hardkore Comley gets on one knee and begins punching his opponents face. Several fans shout something at Hardkore and cause him to stop and argue with them, he spits at the fans direction and goes back to his opponent. Comley looks under the ring and tosses out several road signs, a steel chair and trashcan that have panes of glass. He lifts up a pane, ready to use it but Jesse Neal has recovered and hits a Drop Kick on the glass, breaking it over Hardkore’s chest. The crowd goes crazy as he scurries away from the glass.
Phil Latio: As much as I don’t want to cheer on or give Jesse Neal any credit, I have to admit I love the idea of blood. I’m just not keen on the idea of Hardkore Comley getting cut open by Mohawk wearing pussy.
Don Chuckles: Hey watch it, Phil. We do have women and children that watch this show. But I have to agree with you only because the fans love to see violence.
Seeing his opponent down, Neal grabs the steel chair and begins to viciously attack his opponent over his back with it. Hardkore crawls towards the crowd with The Jesse Neal following him every step of the way, then as Comley climbs over; Neal hits him over the head with the steel chair. This time the he stops moving and the referee begins to count.
1 . . .
2 . . .
Hardkore isn't doing much moving. The Jesse Neal takes a moment to climb over and set up the chair to catch a breather.
3 . . .
4 . . .
Hardkore starts moving, but Neal watches him, folds up the chair and gets ready to use it again. Hardcore Comley however charges under his opponent as Jesse swings high. Neal is kicked from behind in his butt, back, and head. Fortunately he doesn’t drop the chair, but when he turns around and chases after his opponent, Hardkore grabs a young woman and uses her as a human shield. The crowd boos but Jesse Neal drops the chair, the woman is shoved at him, they catch eyes while the young woman smiles and Comley makes a break for it. Hardkore Comley picks up the chair and throws it at Jesse Neal and hits his knees, causing him to fall face first into a vender cart.
Don Chuckles: That’ll hurt and I hope it hurts a lot too. What kind of man uses a woman as a human shield when he’s losing a fight?
Phil Latio: A smart man, that’s who. Women want to be treated as equals, well they better be ready to get beaten like equals. “Hardkore Comley” is just protecting his own ass, and I don’t blame him. Would you trust another man in a full body leotard? I know I wouldn’t.
Hardkore Comley grabs a glass bottle of Coke, breaks it and looks around for his opponent. He doesn’t see him at first, but when a piercing whistle is heard Hardkore looks up to see that Neal has run around him got on top of a second level balcony! The crowd goes insane as he does a Triple Jump Moonsault using the security railing and lands on Hardkore! He hooks a leg as he goes for a cover!
1 . . .
2 . . .
TH-KICK OUT BY HARDKORE! The Jesse Neal is on his knees, clearly shocked that his opponent kicked out, he then stomps on his opponent’s chest as he tries to get away. Comley climbs up some stairs slowly and as Jesse Neal tries to grab him and pull him back, Hardkore throws several kicks back into his gut. Neal falls over, allowing Hardkore a moment to get up and grab a trash can. He empties the contents over Neal and begins beat him with the tin trash can repeatedly. Jesse Neal takes the blows repeatedly, not giving up causing Hardkore to go harsher and harsher. He throws it aside, grabs Neal by his head and leads him up the stairs.
Don Chuckles: This match is crazy! What else are these men going to do to each other.
Phil Latio: Anything and everything they want to. They’re going to beat each other half to death so they have something to gloat over.
Hardkore punches his opponent around the second floor edging as fans stand up to let them pass. Neal grabs a full cup and smashes it into his opponent’s face, but the Hardkore Comley shakes it off and punches his opponent again. Jesse Neal knocks over a vender who drops his tray and Comley steps over, grabs the tray and breaks it over Jesse’s face.
He reels back near an edge above several tables. The fans start getting louder and louder as Hardkore tries to flip his opponent over the railing. But Neal resists and fights back by hitting his opponent with several vicious knees strikes to his head. Hardkore Comley backs away, Jesse Neal jumps on top of him and attempts a German Suplex on the stairs but his opponent spins around him, locks in a Half Nelson Release Suplex, pulls him back, and throws him over the railing!
Jesse Neal goes over and falls several feet and crashes through a pair of tables! The fans are going crazy as they cannot believe what they have just witnessed. Even Hardkore Comley cannot believe what he just did and is shocked at what just happened. Several EMTs run out and check on Jesse Neal to ensure he’s okay to continue the match!
Phil Latio: Holy fucking shit! “The Delver of the Unknown” Hardkore Comley has just murdered Jesse Neal on national television! I don’t believe this! This is beyond a shadow of the doubt the most awesome fucking thing I've seen all year!
Don Chuckles: That’s it! This match is over! How can any man survive all like that and still want to continue?! If Jesse Neal somehow finds way to continue, he’ll be a braver and much better man than I.
Jesse Neal is on a stretch with Hardkore Comley stand victoriously on the railing. However, the Neal starts stirring and gets off the stretcher. He pushes away the EMTs as the crowd starts to go crazy, supporting their Jesse Hero. Hardkore Comley smiles as he sees his opponent standing up, suddenly Hardkore jumps off the railing and attempts an Implant DDT but at the last possible moment, Neal counters with Dropsault!
Hardkore lands hard, holding his abdominal area as Neal knocks the wind out of himself. The referee begins counting as he stands over both men and the crowd explodes!
Don Chuckles: I don’t believe this! Not only is Neal able to continue, but he’s still bringing the fight to Hardkore Comley!
1 . . .
2 . . .
Neither men are doing much moving. They lay around trying to gather their strength and breath again.
3 . . .
4 . . .
Neal is the first one up, using fan chairs to help himself up.
5 . . .
6 . . .
Hardkore Comley grabs braces his knees as he starts to stand up. The two men turn around and Jesse Neal attempts an Exploder Suplex but Hardkore counters it with a vicious head butt and follows up with a Tiger Suplex but he too is countered and both men take each other out with a Side Russian Leg Sweep.
Phil Latio: This is great! Neither one of these men are backing down to the other. Whoever wins will get a huge jump up on the ladder of success.
Hardkore Comley gets up first, he takes a hold of a nearby Fire Extinguisher, turns around to see Jesse Neal on his feet. Once Neal turns around, Hardkore quickly hits him in his face. Neal hits the wall, he stumbles back groggy but Hardkore Comley smacks the taste out of Neal’s mouth with a echoing smack, the fans try getting solidly behind Neal but Comley hits him with the Osaka Street Cutter!!!
Right on the concrete floor! Arrogantly, Comley stands up and puts a foot on his opponents chest and flexes his muscles as the referee counts…
1 . . .
2 . . .
3 . . .
The referee calls for the bell as Hardkore’s arm is raise in the air!
Here is your winner by pin fall, HARDKORE COMLEY!
Phil Latio: There we go! The Man of Liberty liberates us from that clown Jesse Neal! What a vicious match this was!
Don Chuckles: After a Osaka Street Cutter on the cold hard ground, I don’t blame Jesse Neal but this was one Hell of a match! This will be remembered by both men and I wouldn’t be surprised if they met again soon!
COMMERCIAL
RETURN FROM COMMERCIAL
Match 3: Poco Dragonite vs. Zak Shields
Winner: Zak Shields (POT?)
COMMERCIAL
RETURN FROM BREAK
Match 4: CM Punk vs. Scott Wilson
We come back from commercial with CM Punk already in the ring waiting for his opponent.
The guitar rift of "The Charm" by Unearth blasts through the PA system as Scott Wilson steps out from the backstage area. His hood is over his head and he is trying desperately to hide his face. He walks to the ring with no fanfare and slides underneath the bottom rope and enters the ring.
Phil: Here we are ladies and gentlemen... The main event! The number one contender, Scott Wilson going up against a returning CM Punk...
Don: CM Chump if you ask me, Latio... This guy has almost surpassed KO in unfathomable levels of suck!
Phil: Well, I'm sure there are a lot of people who agree with you, Don, but I will say this... When CM Punk shows up, he can go toe to toe with Thy WWE's best!
Don: Pfft... He's a waste of air time, Latio... Thank The Last King is out here to save this show.
Phil: This should be a fantastic match up here tonight. If CM Punk is motivated, this one could go down as an instant classic!
Don: Yeah, with Scott Wilson doing all the work. Punk's gonna try and ride yet another Thy WWE superstar's coat tails yet again...
The ref calls for the bell as Wilson continues to try and hide his face from the world to see. Punk motions for Wilson to take his hood off but Wilson shakes his head as the crowd boos. CM Punk is getting impatient as he walks over and tries to put Wilson's hood down. Wilson snatches Punk's arm and wraps it around his own throat while kicking out Punk's legs from under him. The crowd gasps as Wilson locks CM Punk in to the Decapitation...
Phil: Oh my! Wilson with a ninja like move to get Punk in to the submission hold!
Don: YES! I told you he sucked, Latio!
CM Punk screams out in agony while reaching for the ropes. The crowd tries to cheer Punk on, trying to help him on his quest to reach the ropes and get to safety. But it's not enough and CM Punk taps out.
*DING DING DING*
Scott Wilson, with out ever having to remove his entrance gear stands up and the ref holds his hand in victory.
Don: You're right, Latio... That was an instant classic! HAHA!
Phil: I'm sure a lot of our fans are going to be disappointed after this one, Don...
Don: CM Punk didn't come to play tonight, Latio. It's not Scott Wilson's fault that he's just too damn good...
Phil: Well, the number one contender for GM Knight's World Title with a quick and impressive victory tonight. His momentum is at full steam right now... I don't usually say this sort of thing, but that was just a sad showing from CM Punk. So much wasted potential...
CM Punk stands up in the ring and looks out to the crowd. The crowd has switched now and are booing CM Punk out of the building!
Don: Listen to this, Latio!
Phil: Yeah, it's a damn shame, but a lot of people - myself included - feel a little ripped off tonight.
Winner: Scott Wilson (go fuck yourself CM Punk you RP stealing poser)
SHOW ENDS
(This Raw was shit, I dont care if you review this time.
New card tomorrow.)
