Post by Dominic Reynolds on Feb 8, 2011 3:49:48 GMT -5
I don't want to let go, Words spoken from the dedicated, words spoken from spirits kindered with the attribute of passion and heart, true words of a warrior, if it apply's to one's career, if it apply's to one's meaning, but how far are you willing to go, how far are you willing to let it go, let it consume you,
let it become your obsession...for some it can go as far as losing the one's your family, your friends, and even the one's you love...leading you into a period of time the civilization might or might not call an oppression. Welcome Thy WWE.......Welcome....this is Oppression....
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After the introduction is spoken and the pyrotechnics go off, we are taken around the arena to see the fans showing their love. Afterwards comes a shot flashing to ringside showing Don Chuckles and Phil Latio.
Don Chuckles: Ladies and gentleman, finally, welcome to Oppression live on PAY PER VIEW.
Phil Latio: No delays my friend, over a week late, let’s get this show under way.
We cut backstage to see one of Thy WWE's newest superstars Beno standing by with Todd Grisham. He's clad in his wrestling gear and a black vest with "Beno" going down the left side in silver lettering. He stands on the right side of Todd cracking his knuckles.
Grisham: I'm standing here with One of Thy WWE's newest superstars, Beno. Beno, in mere moments you will participate in a newcomer battle royal with four other superstars who look to prove themselves. What are your thoughts?
Beno: My thoughts? What is there to think about Todd? Tonight I make my debut in Thy WWE's squared circle where I will single handedly eliminate all four of my opponents. I've waited for this moment for some time now and I dont plan on disappointing Mr. McMahon nor Maven.
Grisham: We've witnessed the exchange of words between you Sting and The Pelican. Is there a chance that one of your opponents will come from behind and eliminate you?
Beno: There isn't a chance in hell that will happen. Take a look at me Todd. I'm 6'6 and 290 pounds. I have a definate size advantage over all of the other men in the match. I have the advantage in strength. I'm a powerhouse to be wrecked with. They can certainly try to toss me out. But it will all end the same way. Whether is be Sting, The Rock, UltrMantis Black or that freak Pelican, they will all fall to my might and superiority. They will all fall to the Beno Bomb. Bank on that.
Beno walks off as his music hits the P.A. system.
Grisham: Back to you Phil.
Match 1: Beno vs. Sting vs. The Pelican vs. UltraMantis Black vs. The Rock
(Newcomer Challenge--Battle Royal)
The following match is a Thy WWE Newcomers Battle Royal. The match will continue until all but one superstar has been tossed over the top rope and both feet hitting the floor.
Introducing first, from….somewhere, The Pelican!
The music changes as the Pelican struts out into the ring with a goof grin on his face and a basket of pink feathers. As he walks down the ramp he begins throwing the feathers up and down the ramp and into the crowd. The people laugh but they are still not quite sure what to make of the strange superstar. As the Pelican enters the ring the music changes again.
And Introducing his opponent, from parts unkown, UltraMantis Black!
This time a totally different superstar emerges from backstage. Tearing the Veil plays loudly from the speakers as UltraMantis Black walks down the ramp slowly. The Oppression crowds reaction is to simply stare as the The Angry Insect Evildoer walks up the steel steps into the ring.
After that entrance the music the feel changes again as “I Made It” plays over the speakers.
Introducing the next opponent, from Gwinn, Michigan. Now residing in Venice Beach, California, Beno!
The young superstar moves from back stage with purpose and fire. The crowd cheers probably for the soul reason that a normal looking person is walking out from backstage. But it seems that Beno gives little notice to the crowd as he jumps on top of the ring apron and gets into the ring.
“If ya Smeeelllllllllll, what The Rock, is Cooking” blasts all around the quicken loans area as the crowd jumps to their feet.
Introducing the next opponent, from St. Louis, Missouri, the peoples champion, The Rock!
The crowd goes wild as the most electrifying man in sports entertainment walks from the back and onto the stage. He has a cocky grin on his face and stops for a moment on the ramp before continuing to walk. Rocky tell the other men in the ring to stand back, which they don’t do, as he walks over to the top turnbuckle and rasies his fist in the sky smelling the air. This goes on for a moment before the lights go out and a certain song starts to play.
And finally Introducing the next and last opponent, from Venice beach California, he is the Icon Sting!
The cameras move around the arena trying to find Sting. Eventually the see him up on the roof rafters holding a slick black baseball-bat in his hand. The crowd goes wild as he hooks it around a cable and zip lines down to the ring. As he zooms down he plants both feet into the chest of Beno sending him tumbling up over the ring and onto the floor. Once this happens the ref calls for the bell and the match gets under way.
-Bell Ring-
After Stings stunt with the zip line, and the fact he still has a bat in his hand, everyone circles around each other for a moment. Then from out of know where the Pelican grabs his arm and starts running around screaming as if something bit him…. it confuses everyone but it gives an opening for UltraMantis Black to grab the bat from Sting and throw it out of the ring…. After that everyone starts throwing punches. The Pelican and The Rock along with Mantis and Sting…. The Rock starts punching the Pelican over and over into the turnbuckle. He raises his hand up before going for a big punch…but at the last second The Pelican ducks down and Rock punches the turnbuckle instead….then Pelican jumps up and hits a huge drop kick on The Peoples Champ sending him face first into the corner….while this is going Mantis and Sting are throwing punches back and forth….eventually Mantis gains the advantage and irish whips Sting to the ropes…on the rebound Mantis bends a little early and Sting replies with a kick right to the face….as Mantis Black reers up Sting closelines him down to the mat hard….back in the corner the Pelican is showing some aggression by raining down a couple of stomps on The Rock who is on the ground….but after a few stomps he stops, turns around and begins to dance…the crowd laughs but behind the strange superstar The Rock gets to his feet…he charges at The Pelican and hits him with a hard forearm to the back of the head…
Outside the ring medical personal are gathering to check up on the fallen Beno….he is laying prone against the announce desk, which he had crashed into after being kicked… two men with a stretcher come down along with another who seems to be a doctor check up on him as the match continues inside the ring…a couple security guards help lift Beno onto the stretcher and then the two medical personal proceed in taking him up the ramp and backstage….
Back in the ring The Rock and Sting lock hands in a test of strength…It goes back and forth for a few moment as the crowd goes wild to see these two legends lock up…but suddenly from out of now where both Mantis Black and The Pelican grab both men from behind and slam them to the ground with a German suplexs… as Rocky and Sting roll on the ground The Pelican smiles and looks and Mantis black…he raises his hand looking for a high five but Mantis Black just tilts his head to the side and kicks The Pelican and in the gut…the he grabs him by his neck and tosses him over the top rope…but as Mantis turns around to deal with the men in the ring we see The Pelican hanging onto the top with his feet!..... The crowd laughs and cheers as he hangs there trying to figure out how to get back up…The Rock slowly gets up and see’s the Mantis and Sting are fighting and looks over at The Pelican…he grabs both feet and holds him over the arena floor…. The Rock lets out a chuckle as Pelican squirms in his hands then lightly drops him…Now it’s the Rocks turn to focus on the other members of the battle royal but the crowd is going insane….because behind him The Pelican is standing on the arena floor, not on his feet however, on his hands!! The ref doesn’t know if he can count him out because his feet never touched the ground but the crowd is lovin it…The Pelican struggles to stay up right but manages to walk on his hands over to the guard rail, turn around, and head back to the ring all while remaining on his hands… The Cleveland crowd is going crazy as The Pelican manages to slide butt first back into the ring and back into the match….
Sting has Mantis Black in a head lock and is wrenching it in real tight…The Rock walks over and makes a motion to Sting for a double team move…Sting agrees and takes both arms of Mantis and puts them behind his own back…then the Rock runs at Mantis looking to hit him with a big kick…but at the last second Mantis breaks free and rolls away leaving Sting to get a face full of the peoples boot… while at first the Rock looks concerned he then quickly remembers that this match is every man for himself and gives a little shrug before turning around…when he does he’s hit by a big right hand from Mantis followed by a huge knife edge chop…Mantis goes for a high leg sweep kick but Rock ducks down under it and when he comes back up he kicks Mantis in the stomach and hits a flowing snap DDT…then The Rock kicks up and as he does Sting rushes him with a clothesline…but again Rock ducks and when he comes back up he hits Sting with The Rock Bottom making he crowd go insane!!! The Rock starts getting fired up and it looks as if he is about to go for he people elbow but when he turns around he sees the Pelican standing in front of him…Thinking that he eliminated The Pelican The Rock was surprised for a moment just long enough for The Pelican to reach inside his pants and pull out a slimy, wet, noodle and throw it right on the Rocks face in a move called the Cock-A-Noodle…The Rock freaks out trying to get the disgusting thing of him moving him closer to the ropes…and then before he can react gets drop kicked by the Pelican sending him over the top rope and tumbling onto the floor…
ELIMANATED: The Rock
The Quicken Loans Area stands cheering in shock and disbelief as The Rock stare up at the ring mortified…as he gets to his feet he tries to tell the ref that he eliminated Pelican from the match but to no avail…as the Peoples champ continues to fight with the ref The Pelican struts around the ring with his hand like a chicken making goat noises as the crowd laughs…but as this is going on Mantis slides out of the ring and grabs the bat that Sting had brought in…with the ref distracted he doesn’t see Mantis slide back into the ring and slam the black bat right into the face of the strange superstar…even on the ground Mantis hits him a couple more times with the bat before flinging it outside the ring a second time… after that the Angry Insect Evildoer sits on top of The Pelican and puts him in a camel clutch, pulling up hard on the Pelican’s neck… Mantis Black lets out a laugh as he raises The Pelican to his feet…then Mantis jumps up and hits a nasty double knee backbreaker on him...The Pelican rolls around on the mat in pain as UltraMantis gets back to his feet the crowd lets out a couple of boos but he doesn’t seem to mind… as he gets to his feet fully he sees that Sting has also risen and motions for him to come closer…Sting does and as Mantis goes for a grapple the Icon punches him hard in the head…he does this again and again and again before whipping him into the corner….The crowd knows what’s next as Sting starts to get fired up and runs at Mantis black who is standing in pain in the corner…Sting leaps into the air and uses his whole body weight to crash down on Mantis black letting him fall to the ground , body crushed by the stinger splash…Sting lifts Mantis to his feet and tries to throw him over the top rope but gets an desperation elbow to the gut…both men trade punches in the middle of the ring before something happens that makes the crowd go wild…
Running down the ramp is none other then Beno who has medical tape wrapped around his waist and arm…loose strands of white tape stream behind him as the young wrestler flies down the ramp like a bat outta hell…both Sting and Mantis Black see Beno as he slides into the ring and both try to hit him with a clothesline but Beno ducks underneath both and runs straight for the ropes…he rebounds of the rope and blinding speed and then hits both Sting and Mantis with huge flying clotheslines… Beno then pops right back up to his feet, ripping some more tape from his waist as the crowd goes nuts….Without any hesitation Beno gets on top of Sting and starts pounding away at his face with his fists…over and over again he lets his hands fly roaring in rage at the Icon…while this is going on Mantis looks at the referee but is told that Beno was never actually Eliminated from the match…so for a few moments Mantis Black just stands in the corner and watches as Beno continues to pummel Sting with his fists… The Pelican now standing seems to be shocked by Benos return goes over and taps him on the shoulder but gets an elbow in return…and as Beno continues to punch Sting The Pelican moves over again this with a kick to the back of Beno… Beno rolls in pain off of Sting as Pelican dances around happy with his performance…Mantis Black this see’s his opportunity and rushes over and begins to stop on Beno… Sting, his face bloodied and make up smeared, get up on rubber legs and is met by a knife-edge chop by the Pelican… Sting stagger back, moves forward and gets hit with another chop by Pelican…this happens again but this time Sting block and then grabs Pelican and press slams him to the ground...after that he locks in the Scorpion Deathlock making the crowd cheer and Pelican’s face twist in pain…at the same time as Mantis Black stomps down on him Beno manages to catch Mantis Blacks foot and move him into a single leg boston crab…
The Quicken Loans area is lovin this match as Beno and Sting lock in their respective submissions in the middle of the ring… both men hold their submissions tight but soon realize that they can’t win on submission and stare at each other as they both break the hold…both Sting and Beno stand to their feet...Beno rushes Sting and goes for a big running boot he calls Lights out but Sting quickly rolls out of the way and goes in for a clothesline but Beno ducks…Beno then picks Sting up to hit a spinebuster but Sting pushes away lands on his feet and slaps Beno across the face making him turn around…Then the Icon goes for the Scorpion Deathdrop but Beno sends an elbow rocketing into Stings face…both men back away from each other as the Cleveland fans cheer the volley the two men had…as they back away both Mantis Black and The Pelican have managed to rise to their feet and all four men circle the ring each men studying the other…suddenly Ultrablack Mantis stands up straight and claps his hands together… he points at each and everyone of the men in the ring before moving towards the ropes...the crowd , as well as the men in the ring, look shocked as the Great and Devious one swings his legs over the top rope and hops down the floor…
ELIMINATED: UltraMantis Black
The fans boo as Mantis walks backwards up the ramp, clapping his hands at the men in the ring while laughing an strange and evil laugh…Sting, Beno, and the Pelican watch as Mantis disappears to the back not sure what just happened…The Pelican stretched his head and looked over at Beno…then he slaps him on the very hard back and opens his arms wide as if to receive a hug…the young wrestler looks at The Pelican and roars at him…The Pelican jumps up and down and moo’s before once again opening his arms for a hug…Beno then kicks the Pelican, low, in the mid section and then picks up and tosses him up over his head and crashing down to the floor with a massive overhead belly to belly suplex..
ELIMINATED: The Pelican
Beno yells down some insults at the Pelican but the strange superstar doesn’t seem to be responding or moving at all…but with out a clue Sting grabs Beno from behind and hit him hard with a Scorpion Deathdrop!! The crowd goes wild as Sting get fired up pacing around the ring…Sting pulls his straps down and moves Beno up to the corner where he stars throwing punches as the crowd counts….1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10!!! The cheers are shaking the rafter as Sting draws from the fire of the Cleveland Ohio crowd and backs up giving him room to run…The Icon sprints at the young superstar but Beno falls down the ground ripping the padding off the turnbuckle as he does sending Sting crashing into the exposed metal… Sting rolls around on the ground in pain as Beno wobbles over to the other corner…the cameras can see that both men are bleeding now as Beno calls for Sting to get up to his feet…and as Sting slowly rises Beno blots up from the corner and hit’s him with a destructive spear…both men are lying on the ground now as some member of the crowd chant “Hit N’ Run” as well as the over whelming chants of “THIS IS AWESOME” and of course “THY THY THY THY”…Beno is the first to get to his feet and grabs Sting by he hair and lifts him to his feet…he kicks him in knee and then picks him up for what looks to be a dominator…but Sting drops down to his feet behind him and turns around grabbing Beno, setting up for another Scorpion DeathDrop…but Beno breaks out of it and pushes Sting into the ropes chest firs and on the rebound Beno catches the Icon and raises him into the air…Beno quickly walks closer to the ropes and with a powerful yell he slams the Icon Sting down to the cement area floor with an earth shattering Dominator!!!
ELIMINATED: Sting
Sting bounces off the unprotected ground and Beno yells out “BENO BOMB BITCH!!” while falling to a knee as the bell rings and the crowd stands to their feet.
Here is your winner of Thy WWE Newcommer Battle Royal…BENO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beno struggles to get up to his feet but does as the ref comes up and lifts his hand in the air. Sweat and Blood run down the super stars face but his exhaustion can’t cover the look of pride. He stands there in his victory as the camera fades to the next scene….
The show then goes to an advertisement break.
Match 2: Mark Greenberg vs. James Chaos
(Raw Rematch)
James Chaos comes out to the ring to his theme song "One Step Closer" by Linkin Park, and climbs in amidst boos from the crowd. Mark Greenberg soon follows to the tune of Slow Chemical by Finger Eleven, getting a rather large pop from the crowd. Once both men are in the ring, the ring announcer introduces the competitors.
Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the competitor to my left, weighing in at one hundred and eighty one pounds...from Toronto, Ontario Canada....James CHAAAOSSS!!
*More jeers from the crowd are showered upon Chaos*
Ring Announcer: And the competitor to my right, from Death Valley, weighing in at two hundred and ninety nine pounds...the Prince of Darkness......Mark GREEEEENBERG!
*The crowd cheers loudly for Greenberg as James Chaos looks on, rolling his eyes and giving mock applause. The ring announcer leaves the ring, and the referee signals for the bell*
DING DING DING!!
Don Chuckles: And this match is underway! A special rematch from Raw
Phil Latio: A high paced matchup that saw Greenberg take the win, so we know that Chaos has his mind set on evening the score here
The two men immediately lock up in the center of the ring. With ease, Greenburg pushes Chaos to the mat. Chaos rolls through and lands on his feet, looking at his opponent warily. He sizes him up for a moment before rushing him with a low drop kick to the left knee, Sending Greenburg to the mat. Chaos does not relent as springs towards the ropes and connects with another low drop kick, this time to Greenburgs face. Chaos quickly makes a pinfall attempt.
1... Mark literally throws Chaos off of him before the officials hand can connect for the two count.
Mark scrambles to his feet as Chaos attempts a standing drop kick, but is swatted away. As he quickly gets back to his feet, Greenburg comes swinging with lefts and rights. Chaos is able to avoid them by rolling around the ring.
Phil Latio: An interesting matchup here tonight, as we have opposing styles, the classic strength against speed.
Don Chuckles: We'll have to see how it plays out, if Chaos can keep out of reach of Greenberg's grasp, he might be able to pull this one off.
Phil Latio: True enough Chuckles, but one slip up and it could spell the end for Chaos, especially if one of those powerful strikes hit the "Mark", ha, no pun intended.
Greenburg finally catches him with a hook to the jaw that send Chaos reeling. He hoists him by the throat and throws him back first into the turnbuckle. Greenburg charges, but Chaos is too quick and moves out of the way just in the knick of time. Greenburg bounces off chest first and stumbles backwards. Chaos sees his chance and runs up the turnbuckle and spins in midair connecting with a crossbody! he makes the cover.
1.... 2.... Again Greenburg is able to kick out.
Don Chuckles: It will take more than that to take the big man down!
Phil Latio: A near fall there
Chaos looks visibly upset as he argues with the official. Frustrated, he once again climbs to the top turnbuckle, looking to set up the Chaos Theory! As he soars off, Greenburg moves seconds before. Chaos comes crashing down with a loud thud. The big man Greenburg gets to his feet and looks irrate. He plants his hand firmly around Chaos's throat and heaves him up. He elivates him high and drops him down with a sickening chokeslam! He makes the cover.
1.....2..... Chaos throws a shoulder up.
Don Chuckles: I thought he had him there Phil
Greenburg moves on to the offensive as he drops a huge leg across Chaos. He drags him to a vertical base and throws him across the entire length of the ring! Chaos holds his back in agony as he stands up, using the ropes for leverage. Greenburg charges and sends Chaos to the outside with a huge closeline! Chaos hits the floor hard.
Don Chuckles: It looks as if Mark will not be satisfied with a count out!
Phil Latio: Not at all Chuckles, he wants to pin him cleanly
As Greenberg reaches down, Chaos lifts the chair he had taken from the under ring, bringing it up and backwards to smash Greenberg right in the skull. The ref immediately rings the bell for the disqualification
DING DING DING!
Don Chuckles: Dear lord, did you hear the impact?
Phil Latio: Chaos has gotten himself disqualified!
James Chaos slides into the ring, his face a mask of pure rage, and he smacks Greenberg right in the back with it. He lifts the chair and goes to work, driving the edge right into the knee of Greenberg, over and over.
Phil Latio: Hes destroying his knee!
Don Chuckles: Comeon James stop this! This is unneccessary!
The crowd at this point is drowning out the arena with boos. Chaos grins, an evil smile that would chill many to the very core. The wedges Greenberg's left knee into the chair, and he climbs the turnbuckle, standing atop it for a few moments, smirking.
DING DING DING! DING DING DING!
The bell repeatedly rings, but Chaos does not heed its call to stop. He leaps into the air, hitting the Chaos Theory right onto the chair, crushing Greenberg's knee.
Don Chuckles: NO! Chaos Theory right onto the chair, right onto Mark's leg! This is absolutely sickening. Absolutely disgusting!
Chaos taunts the crowd a few more times, then leans down to talk some trash to Mark Greenberg, before heading out of the ring and backstage.
Phil Latio: I can't believe what we just witnessed here...Chaos has just gone over the edge...folks we'll keep you updated on the condition of Mark Greenberg.....
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Match 3: Joey The Bastard vs. GreenSpark
(Thy WWE United States Title
Don Chuckles: Well prepare for more as we start this matchup which should feature something disgusting like man on futon action as GreenSpark is involved in it.
Phil Latio: And my boy Joey the Bastard is here, ready to kick some ass and take the United States title!
Announcer: The Following Contest is an United States Title match, introducing first, the challenger... Joey the Bastard!
There is a rather nice pop for Joey as he moves out to the entranceway. Joey even gets to high fiving the crowd as much as he can before entering the ring.
Announcer: and his opponent, From Columbus, Ohio....GreenSpark!!!
GreenSpark now has his chance to enter to a chorus of cheers, coming out. He raises it for the audience to see before moving into the ring and immediately punching Joey.
Don: Well that was fast! He’s already laying into Bastard.
Bastard is no slowpoke either and offers Spark the same courtesy. A punch to GreenSpark's face sends him reeling. Bastard gets the advantage on GreenSpark and even takes him down to the ground. Bastard then attacks Spark by jumping on him and laying in a series of violent punches that almost wipes the smile off of Spark's face. GreenSpark rolls away from JTB and gets his bearing
Phil: I think Joey has got a lot of pent up anger inside him.
Don: This is exciting Phil!
Joey keeps his momentum going and going on the surprised GreenSpark, laying in two suplexes onto GreenSpark. GreenSpark is able to stop the third but Bastard simply levels him with a powerful clothesline. GreenSpark goes down, but a fast twist of his feet makes him land on the outside. Bastard yells at GreenSpark over the ropes so GreenSpark jumps up and pulls Joey's neck down on the ropes, slingshotting his head backwards
Phil: Ah GreenSpark, you've not changed one bit!
GreenSpark gets in there and goes for the pin fall but Joey kicks out at the one count. GreenSpark then comedically argues that it should have been a two count to the laughter of the audience. Joey doesn't find it funny and rams GreenSpark head into his knee. Bastard keeps his advantage going by throwing GreenSpark into the turnbuckle. Joey charges at him but GreenSpark moves out of the way.
Bastard looks stunned and GreenSpark takes this time to perform a few butt-bumps (Headbutts with a posterior twist on them) but Eventually Joey catches onto this and is able to lift GreenSpark up for a devastating looking back suplex. GreenSpark’s neck bends awkwardly as they hit the bottom turnbuckle. Joey laughs at this and thinks about a pin before moving onwards and upwards... by hoisting GreenSpark onto the turnbuckle for a suplex.
Joey gets to the top of the rope and then hoists GreenSpark up, but GreenSpark is able to avoid it and Joey falls. GreenSpark is soon behind him, but deliberately. GreenSpark splashes on Joey belly-to-head which causes Joey to convulse. GreenSpark smiles to himself and goes for the pinfall
1........
2......
No! Joey Kicks out!
Don: Unbelievable. Joey the Bastard took that splash and still could kick out! He’s got some guts!
GreenSpark mad that Joey will not stay down rolls out of the ring and grabs the US title. Slides back into the ring and Joey turns around, Greenspark lays Joey out with the title belt right infront of the ref. The ref calls for the bell and the match ends.
Phil: Really? What the heck GreenSpark?
Don: What a jerk! This match was just getting good!
The winner of the match: Joey the Bastard
Phil: What happened? Who is the champion!?
Don: Guess we’re gonna have to find out next week
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Match 4: Shawn Michaels/
vs. Raven/Justin Time vs. Mr. Swag-A-Licious/Sir Luscious Leftfoot
(Thy WWE Tag Team Championships)
Ring announcer: This match is scheduled for a triple threat tag team match with the match ending in a pinfall of submission the first team to enter into this match at a combined weight of 478 pounds it is the team of JUSTINNNN TIMMEEE AND RAVVVEEENNNN!!
Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria blasts around the arena as Justin time and Raven walk out onto the stage and are met by a mixture of cheers and boos from the crowd, Justin then stops at the top of the ramp and poses with the Icon Championship in his hands as Raven just looks around the arena at the fans then after a short period of time both men begin to walk down to the ramp toward the ring talking between themselves going over their match strategy, as they reach the bottom of the ramp justin takes a short run up and slides under the bottom rope and into the ring while raven walks round to the steel steps and climbs up then enters the ring through the middles rope and stands in the corner while Justin poses once more with his championship in the center of the ring before joining raven in their corner.
A few seconds go by then Hammer Time - By MC Hammer hits the P.A System as Mr. Swag-A-Licious and Sir Luscious leftfoot walk out from behind the curtain and start posing at the top of the ramp while in the ring Raven and Justin are laughing their heads off at the pair of men at the top of the ramp then after a few moments the pair of men start to walk down to the ring.
Ring Announcer: Now making their way to the ring the team of MR. SWAG-A-LICIOUS and SIR LUSCIOUS LEEEFFFFTTTFFFOOOTTT!!!
Both men raise their arms in the air for a moment or two then lower them as the get to the ring and slide in at the same time under the bottom rope then jump to their feet and pose at Justin and Raven who can’t stop laughing at the men then both Mr. Swag-A-Licious and Sir Luscious Leftfoot turn away and walk to the opposite side of the ring and wait in the corner.
Instantly Sexy Boy blasts through the arena causing every fan in the arena to jump to their feet and look to the stage as HBK comes dancing out from the back with a mic in his hand then stops dead at the top of the ramp and looks around the arena for a few moments before he raises the mic to his mouth and speak.
Shawn Michaels: Yes it is time boy and girls the moment you have all been waiting for... everyone at home and in the arena have been talking about it non stop well here i am to settle your mind I GIVE YOU A UP AND COMING LEGEND IN THIS INDUSTRY AND MY TAG TEAM PARTNER...
Shawn turns round then a few seconds after Kelis ft. Crookers - No Security rips through the arena and to the suprise of everyone in the arena Barton walks out on the stage and slaps hands with HBK then looks down at the ring as they slowly start to walk down toward it and looks at Justin time and points at him before making a cut throat taunt at him, then as Shawn and Barton reach the ring Barton runs and slides in then walks right over to Justin Time and gets in his face yelling things at him while shawn jumps up onto the apron and climbs in the ring, Justin then pushes Barton away from him and as he does barton hits him in the law with a right hook but before Justin can get a hit in of his own the ring staff are in the ring holding both men back until they finally calm down and the match is ready to begin.
Justin and Raven look at there opponents HBK and Barton while they look to their other opponents Sir luscious leftfoot and Mr. Swag-A-licious... Justin and Raven chuckle to themselves, But as the bell rings there expressions turn serious and they approach Hbk and Barton while Mr. Swag-A-licious and luscious just hang back in their corner... Just then HBK punches Raven, while Justin tackles Barton to the mat... HBK starts working punches onto Raven, Going left, right, left, left, right, left, right, and then an uppercut leading him to the turnbuckle where he hits Raven with several elbows. Justin is standing over Barton, and begins to throw punches to Barton's face, changing from rights and left. Barton holds his arms up over his face as he tries to avoid them to no success, HBK looks at Justin, who is brutally attacking Barton with strong punches to the side of the head.
HBK then Irish whips Raven towards Justin, but Justin sees Raven coming and gets off of Barton moves away. Allowing Raven to land a sickening falling elbow to the temple of Barton...
Justin walks up to Barton's body, and notices that Barton is bleeding but just then luscious runs out of his teams corner and lands a dropkick to the back of Justins head dropping him to the mat but as he pulls Justin up Justin nails him with a forearm smash dropping him to the mat then turns to look at the downed barton again... He feels no remorse and only wishes to continue his assault and so he lifts up Barton onto his shoulders and looks at HBK with an extremely menacing look... He looks at Raven and barks at him to Hold hbk and Make him watch... Raven does as he is told and walks up to HBK with a snarl on his face. HBK swings at Raven but Raven grabs his hand, and hits HBK with a sickening head butt, making HBK wobble around... Raven then takes the opportunity to hurt HBK, and so he hits HBK with three elbows to the jaw... Raven then grabs HBK by his hair and drags him over and forces him to look at Justin... As Justin is ready to slam Barton, Swag-a-licious runs out and lunges at Rave and hits him with a punch to the face allowing HBK to escape Ravens hold and dropkick Justin in the gut, causing him to fall along with Barton... HBK gets up and he runs to the ropes and launches off a spring board attack...
As he flips through the air Justin quickly gets to his feet and runs over and grabs HBK's head and performs Ruthless reverse ddt... The crowd goes wild for the viciously arrogant man for his amazing feat. which compares to that of legends... But he isn't allowed to enjoy the crowds chants for long as he is hit in the temple from a wicked left hook from Barton...
The force of the impact being so great Barton drops to one knee and grabs his left hand, in agony... His face shows that the pain is increasing, he shakes it then goes to get to his feet but luscious comes out of nowhere and lands a clothesline on him knocking him clean out of the ring for a few moments while luscious turns his attentions to the downed Justin... Barton then tries to slide in the ring when all of sudden Raven runs and lands a baseball slide into his jaw with so much force that Barton drops... HBK is then seen on the ropes waiting for his chance... Then as Raven turns he sees HBK on the turnbuckle, who then jumps and hits Raven with a Missile dropkick causing him to bounce off the ropes. Raven takes action into this by dropping an elbow onto the back of the knee of HBK who is laying in pain from falling the wrong way... HBK screams in so much pain that the crowd cant bare to watch... Justin pushes luscious off of himand hits him with a boot to the face then gets up slowly and notices HBK screaming... He decides to pick him up. Once HBK is up, Justin kicks the already hurt leg causing HBK to fall. He laughs as he stomps on the leg of HBK, each with more and more force, increasing the impact and nobody in the crowd cheers for this not even the fans of Raven and Justin Time cheer, they sit and watch with smiles of adorement. We hear a smack and see that Raven was nailed in the back on the head by Barton with a knuckle duster on while he was distracted which also goes undetected by the ref... But Justin seems to amused by his act of violence to even notice the noise, He only continues to attack the leg of HBK... Just then Barton screams as he lunges toward Justin, but Raven some how throws himself in the ring and under the feet of Barton causing him to trip and hit the back of the knee of HBK with so much force and Impact that HBK screams stop... Its obvious to Justin and Raven that HBK is knocked out by the agonizing pain of his leg, and Barton rises, but with a look of anger... He grabs Justin arm and twists it, then he drives his Elbow into the middle of James arm causing him to drop in pain while swag-a-licious and luscious grab hold of Raven and pull him toward one of the turn buckles and go to town on him with kicks a punches... Then Barton runs toward the rope but he is caught by a clothesline from Luscious... Luscious then executes a stalling suplex on barton as Justin gets up and lands a jumping knee drop against HBK's leg, even though hes unconcous while luscious goes back to helping swag-a-licious beating on Raven...
But then Barton is seen on his knees with just enough strength to dive at Justin and nail him in the jaw with a head butt and Barton laughs only to be kicked in jaw by Raven who has managed to force both swag-a-licious and luscious out of the ring single handed... HBK then lifts his head causing cheers from the crowd so loud the arena vibrates... He then Gets to his feet and lands a super kick to the jaw of Raven as he turns around, then HBK turns and he is caught by Justin who lunges with the right hook, hitting HBK directly in the nose... HBK is bleeding from the nose and gasping for air. We see his eyes are now tearing...
Raven gets to his feet but as he does he starts to wobble around and almost falls to his knees but as he finally regains his balance Barton is on his feet and lands a snap suplex on Raven.. In the corner HBK has Justin time against the turnbuckle landing rights and lefts to his head and body then lands a big uppercut dropping Justin to a sitting position while Barton is landing kicks to the head of Raven. And in one act of nothing but pure instinct and pressure, Raven pushes Barton away from him and does a backward roll and gets on his feet and both men run at each other and collide with a clothesline to each other ending in both men falling to the mat looking out of it.
As both Raven and Barton are on the mat out of it along with swag-a-licious and luscious on the floor outside the ring HBK lifts Justin to his feet and whips him into the ropes but as Justin bounces off and lands a flying lariat dropping HBK then starts stomping on the chest of Hbk before picking him and and attempting to hit The World Premiere but Barton is back on his feet and lands a reverse neck breaker on Justin then as Barton is about to get up HBK yells at him to stay down then in the same second lands Sweet Chin Music to the jaw of Raven who was getting to his feet behind Barton, Barton then quickly rolls backward and flips on top of Raven and goes to the pin.
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DING DING DING
Winner: Shawn Michaels/Barton
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Match 5: Triple H vs. Mr. Cartwright
The air is thick with anticipation for the upcoming bout between the immortal “King of Kings”, Triple H and a man who possesses a strangely delicate touch for one so ruthless inside the ring; Mr Cartwright Edward Parker (Esquire). Each second melts into the next until it feels as though the fans are sitting in a loop of time itself, never to see these two warriors of passion and virtue step inside the squared circle, be it for honour and pride or for a shot at immortality.
Triple H was making them wait, he had been in the business long enough to know how to mould a crowd his hands like putty. Before long the chant was already up: “TRIPLE H! TRIPLE H! TRIPLE H!” Each three syllables continue to ring out, laced with adulation and anticipation. The collective roar of thousands fills the air, daring Triple H to reciprocate, by giving them back that famous guitar stroke, the beginning of his theme. “TRIPLE H! TRIPLE H! TRIPLE H!” All at once the crowd seem to telepathically agree to cease their chanting, and for a moment, all is quiet but for a whistling breeze, sweeping through the arena to give a wily old gladiator his last sniff of the good air before he would do battle with his foe to appease the masses. Thousands inhale at once, with the sound of their collective breaths adjoining to that of the wind; the expectation has reached its peak. The signature guitar stroke bursts through the arena speakers and releases the fans from their restraints who go ballistic for The Game, who has been the widely chosen favourite over the villainous yet courteous Parker.
Lemmy of Motorhead speaks in a low resonant voice as he tells the fans, “It’s time to play the game”. Two more sweeps of the guitar and Lemmy’s voice grows in power: “Time to play the gaaaaaaaame!” With an ominous chuckle the main riff kicks in, hard hitting and bad-ass, perfect for the King of Kings. Just before Lemmy’s distinct vocals ring out once more, the crowd catch a glimpse of Triple H entering the arena, clasping a half filled water bottle and with a great roar, thousands empty their lungs; pouring out their loyalty to The King of Kings. Triple H’s hair is already soaked and is draped down against his head, covering his face so that only the deep creases in his forehead and piercing, steel like eyes are visible in the dim lights. The speakers continue to blast out his music while Triple H slowly and deliberately raises the water bottle and allows the liquid to pour out over his already damp frame before leaning back to spit out a mouthful in a fine mist, eliciting a tumultuous response from the Thy fanatics. Triple H brings his gaze back down to the ring and without breaking focus he marches towards the squared circle in a trance like state, with ambition burning in his eyes and a steely determination written on his face. Before long, The Game has traversed the decline of the ramp and is climbing up the steps. Once he is on the apron, his hands are empty having ditched the water bottle and for a moment, Hunter waits before he picks his spot and waits for the music to slow down and before the riff kicks in once more, he spits out a greater quantity of water than before, soaking himself in his own warriors mist to prepare for battle, looking so concentrated that one would guess he couldn’t hear the fans, but within a moment of entering the ring, the lights return and the arena goes quiet, relishing the opportunity to vent their frustrations and state their opinions of Mr Cartwright Edward Parker on TV across the globe.
The crowd sit upon the edge of their seats with equally baited breath as Triple H stands in the ring, showing no emotion, no weakness; all he has for the cameras is a cold stare directed at the stage, where Parker is set to enter, letting the bloodshed begin. As the cameras pan across, they pick out a variety of signs directed at Parker, some say “classless” while others more directly say that he sucks. But despite the disdain the fans have for Parker, there’s a begrudging respect held for him by the fan base, who have refrained from wasting their time on signs which insult his ability which would be foolish, for Mr Cartwright Edward Parker is undefeated in Thy, with Triple H being the only man to come close to ending that run.
After a few moments, the speakers emit a much less brash and harsh sound as the orchestra begins to play Mr Cartwright Edward Parker, Esquire’s theme while the crowd erupt in boos, showering the stage with disdain before the man has even had the opportunity to enter. The collective sound of every instrument meshes together in a perfect and orderly fashion, two words which describe the man precisely. The jeering grows louder as Parker appears from backstage and stands at the top of the ramp, looking unperturbed by the fans incessant din and instead looks to be enjoying the quality of the music blaring out of the speakers. Parker takes one last breath and slowly exhales before making his way down the ramp in an orderly fashion, with his nose turned up in the air while he slowly moves his condescending gaze across the fans behind the barriers and over to the ring, looking at Triple H. Parker takes his time in walking around the barricade and climbing into the ring, where he suddenly freezes and participates in a twenty second gaze with Triple H before cocking an arrogant grin. Mr Cartwright seems unconcerned with Triple H and instead chooses to mount the turnbuckle to garner an even louder reaction than before. Parker drops from the turnbuckle and spins around in the air, landing on his two feet, facing his opponent.
The referee looks over at Triple H and asks him if he’s ready and The King of Kings gives him a nod and when he comes to Magpie, he nods before the referee even has the opportunity to ask him the same question. With everything underway, the referee calls for the bell and the iconic sound rings out clear. DING DING DING! At the sound of the bell, neither man wastes any time and both athletes advance to the centre of the ring at roughly the same pace. At the appropriate distance, they both lunge forward and find themselves in a collar and elbow grapple, battling for strength. It’s quickly established that Triple H has the power advantage, using his superior size and strength to force Magpie backwards into the corner, where he immediately releases the hold and opens up on his trapped foe, raining down with powerful blows in the corner. As each fist makes contact with Magpie, his survival instinct grows stronger and he places his left boot on the bottom turnbuckle pad and launches forwards, hitting Triple H with a shoulder block right in the ribcage. The Game is forced to stop the attack as he bends over in pain, giving Magpie an opening. He takes it, charging forward and performing an impactful bulldog on Triple H. Helmsley holds his forehead in the spot where it bounced off of the canvas and leaves his legs sprawled out and exposed for Magpie, who stomps away like a man possessed, trying to eliminate Triple H’s vertical base in the most painful way possible. Magpie manages to connect with several thrusts of his right boot before Triple H pulls in his legs and rolls out of the way to the ropes, which he uses to pull himself back to his feet.
With the first exchange over, both men circle each other once more and the faster more wiry Magpie takes control once again with a sweet right hook, dazing Triple H so he can perform an irish whip. The Game comes thundering back at Magpie, who judges him to be moving fast enough for a back body drop and he bends over for it, but Triple H has him scouted and he uses his momentum to land a facebuster against his knee, sending Magpie to the mat, gripping his face in pain. Triple H quickly drops to his knees and covers Magpie, but he can only get a one and three quarters count before Parker kicks out and jumps back to his feet and ducks underneath a Triple H clothesline before hitting one of his own, sending The Game all the way to the outside! Triple H lands on his feet and checks his bottom lip for traces of blood, but it’s dry. The fans boo loudly as Magpie raises both of his arms inside of the ring, telling Triple H he’s no challenge. The Game’s brow is furrowed as he looks up at Magpie with disdain before rolling underneath the bottom rope to pick up the frantic pace once again. Magpie catches Hunter on his way up to his feet and catches him with a couple of well placed right hands, but Triple H rides it out and hits back when he finds his footing. Magpie recoils to the centre of the ring and the two exchange blows there for a moment before a Triple H haymaker sends Magpie falling back against the ropes, but he uses the momentum to come back with a clothesline – which Triple H ducks underneath! Magpie hits the other set of ropes and can’t react to The Game in time and finds himself the victim of a wicked powerslam right in the centre of the ring. Triple H covers, but can only get a short two count before Magpie fights out of the cover once more.
Magpie stays grounded this time and Triple H picks him up roughly and lifts Magpie for a scoop slam, but the resourceful Parker finds a way behind The Game’s shoulder and he hits a chop block to Triple H’s left knee, which he had been stomping on earlier. Triple H crumples to the mat, and Magpie slithers over like a snake and clamps on a seated sleeper hold. Parker keeps the hold on tightly for long enough that Triple H has gone woozy and is reaching around for the ropes even though he’s in the centre of the ring. Magpie has a sinister grin on his face as he leans back but keeps his knee planted into Helmsley’s back, digging in the knee while he increases the torque. Triple H looks to be fading, but his stubborn, iron will refuses to let his body quit and years upon years of giving and taking punishment have given him the mental strength to push all the fatigue and pain to the corner of his mind and focus on getting out. Triple H grits his teeth and uses all of his power to stand back up. Magpie is slightly panicked by this and jumps on Hunter’s back, hooking his legs so there will be no escape. Triple H stumbles around the ring briefly, but he doesn’t have clarity of mind to get to the ropes and just as he looks to be faltering, Magpie leans over his shoulder, relishing in The Game’s plight. Triple H sees this and his veteran instinct drops him back down into a seated position and he hits a jawbreaker on the mounted Magpie, breaking his hold and perhaps his jaw. Parker grips and rubs at the sore spot furiously while Triple H recovers, but as he notices The Game moving to get up, the pain only serves to fuel Magpie with more aggression.
Triple H is kneeling as Parker reaches him and clubs him to the back, sending a loud slap across the arena. Parker does it again, then again and as he raises an arm for another hammer blow to the back, Triple H jabs Magpie in the gut and as his opponent recoils, The Game opens up on him, hitting shot after shot to the abdomen of Mr Cartwright Parker until he’s standing once more and in control of the match. Triple H leaves Parker in a daze and hits the ropes to the rear and uses the momentum knock Magpie to the canvas with a powerful high knee. Magpie pops back up from the mat almost involuntarily into Triple H’s waiting arms and The King of Kings tosses Magpie all the way out of the ring, sending him flying backwards and against the barricade, sending the crowd into raptures. Once Parker has recovered, he lies on the ground in shock, lying underneath the plebeians in the stands completely vulnerable and made look like a fool by Triple H. Magpie’s upper lip twitches with rage and he forces himself to his feet and says something unintelligible to a fan in the front row, who looks quite taken aback before sliding back into the ring, where Triple H is waiting for him. As Cartwright finds his footing a wild brawl breaks out, with each man going shot for shot, hitting harder with each thrust of the arm. Triple H lands a hard blow to the side of Magpie’s skull, who decides to lunge forward with the point of his elbow rather then with a fist and he drives it into the face of Triple H, who holds his nose in pain. The Game is momentarily exposed, but that’s all it takes and Magpie hooks the head of Triple H and forces it downwards, hitting a big DDT. Magpie covers Triple H and the fans hold their breath as the referee counts: One……Two……….Two and a half………no! Triple H gets a shoulder up, just.
Magpie has his hands on the back of his head while he kneels over Triple H; he thought that a DDT would’ve sealed it. The crowd cheer Triple H on, but abruptly change their cheers to jeers as Magpie mounts the vulnerable Triple H and begins to ground and pound, bashing, gouging and pounding at The Game’s exposed face. The referee is horrified and quickly counts to four, forcing Magpie to rise lest he be disqualified. Triple H rolls over on his front to protect his front while his face is cupped in his hands. Magpie waits the shortest time the referee will force him to and then gets back to work on Triple H. Parker scoops Triple H back to his feet and knees him in the gut, bending The Game over so he can prepare him for the powerbomb. Magpie shows impressive power as he lifts Triple H into the air, but as The Game sits on Magpie’s shoulder, he finds a way out and jumps down to his feet, pulling Magpie over by his arms on the way down. The crowd cheer before anything has happened because they know what’s on Triple H’s mind. The Game sees Magpie in the perfect position and turns Parker’s outstretched arms he’s holding on to into hooked ones underneath his. The crowd grows louder as they see Triple H in the iconic position, with Magpie in a powerbomb position with his arms hooked in Triple H’s so there’s no way to protect his face. Triple H looks out unto the masses for a moment before bending his knees and taking to the air before coming back down to hit a Pedigree!!!!!!!
Magpie hits the canvas and bounces off it in a complete revolution before landing on his back once again. The crowd go nuts as Triple H stumbles over to the lifeless body of Magpie and covers him. The referee gets down to the mat and counts: One…………………….Two………………..Two and a half……………….Two and three quarters………………….Three! Yes! Triple H rolls off of Magpie with his hands raised, the euphoria breathing new life into his aching limbs. Triple H rises to his feet and stands still for a moment before the jubilation inside him overflows and he must share his victory. Triple H mounts the turnbuckle and salutes the crowd, a silent crowd? Triple looks puzzled, why weren’t they celebrating with him? Suddenly Triple H feels a tap on his shoulder and turns to see a sympathetic referee, who tells him Magpie had his hand on the ropes and the contest must go on. Magpie’s hand indeed was and still is firmly grasping the bottom rope and Triple H curses his luck, feeling nothing but anger and the desire to get that euphoria back as he strides forward. Triple H stomps on the arm of Magpie, which held the bottom rope and he forcefully picks Parker back up, who drives a knee into The Game’s groin. Triple H’s legs turn to jelly and he lands in a crumpled heap on the mat, but the angle was one that the referee could’ve just as easily seen a knee to the stomach and wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. Triple H feels the agony racking his body, his groin, leg, aching nose and blown out ear. Each spasm of pain racks his body like a thousand volts of electricity shooting through his anatomy, but he can’t give up now, not now, not this close. Triple H forces himself to his hands and knees and Magpie’s face falls. Parker’s look tells the whole story, how can Triple H take so much punishment? And likewise, Triple H’s agonized expression is still sprinkled with that same incredulous stare he had on his face when Magpie had the fortitude to ascend the pain barrier and reach out to that bottom rope, which seemed a mile away.
Magpie plunges downwards and drives the point of his elbow into the back of The Game’s skull, sending both men to the floor. The referee looks at each man and sees that neither one is stirring soon and begins the mandatory count.
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Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Just after six, both men looked to be getting up at roughly the same time.
Seven
Both men are close to regaining a vertical base.
Eight
Magpie and Triple H both get to their feet at the same time, but Magpie uses Triple H as a support and The Game uses the chance to drive blow after blow into the gut of Magpie, who wears the blows with a face racked with pain. Triple H pulls back for a punch, harder than the ones from before, but Magpie chooses something more effective than a punch and gouges at the eyes of Triple H once again. The Game cries out in pain and stumbles back, but Magpie performed the move masterfully, well out of the referees view. Triple H is rubbing his eyes, unable to see as he stumbles towards Magpie who thrusts out an arm and catches Triple H around the throat. Magpie uses all the force left in his body to lift Triple H into the air and break him by forcing him on to his outstretched knee. The sharp impact to Triple H’s aching back has his face contorted with his pain and his body limp. Magpie lifts his aching leg and completes Mr Immaculate by dropping it across Triple H’s throat! The crowd are incensed and go ballistic as Mr Cartwright Edward Parker, Esquire covers Triple H. The referee starts to count:
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Two
Two and a half
Two and three quarters
!!!!!!THREE!!!!!!
Magpie rolls off of Triple H to hear his music fill the arena, he smiles weakly, barely able to celebrate the win, but he manages to climb the turnbuckle and salute to his adoring fans, who boo with fury. The fans nearly jeer and boo themselves hoarse as Mr Cartwright Edward Parker, Esquire limps back up the stage and out of the arena, victorious.
Winner: Mr Cartwright Edward Parker, Esquire.
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let it become your obsession...for some it can go as far as losing the one's your family, your friends, and even the one's you love...leading you into a period of time the civilization might or might not call an oppression. Welcome Thy WWE.......Welcome....this is Oppression....
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After the introduction is spoken and the pyrotechnics go off, we are taken around the arena to see the fans showing their love. Afterwards comes a shot flashing to ringside showing Don Chuckles and Phil Latio.
Don Chuckles: Ladies and gentleman, finally, welcome to Oppression live on PAY PER VIEW.
Phil Latio: No delays my friend, over a week late, let’s get this show under way.
We cut backstage to see one of Thy WWE's newest superstars Beno standing by with Todd Grisham. He's clad in his wrestling gear and a black vest with "Beno" going down the left side in silver lettering. He stands on the right side of Todd cracking his knuckles.
Grisham: I'm standing here with One of Thy WWE's newest superstars, Beno. Beno, in mere moments you will participate in a newcomer battle royal with four other superstars who look to prove themselves. What are your thoughts?
Beno: My thoughts? What is there to think about Todd? Tonight I make my debut in Thy WWE's squared circle where I will single handedly eliminate all four of my opponents. I've waited for this moment for some time now and I dont plan on disappointing Mr. McMahon nor Maven.
Grisham: We've witnessed the exchange of words between you Sting and The Pelican. Is there a chance that one of your opponents will come from behind and eliminate you?
Beno: There isn't a chance in hell that will happen. Take a look at me Todd. I'm 6'6 and 290 pounds. I have a definate size advantage over all of the other men in the match. I have the advantage in strength. I'm a powerhouse to be wrecked with. They can certainly try to toss me out. But it will all end the same way. Whether is be Sting, The Rock, UltrMantis Black or that freak Pelican, they will all fall to my might and superiority. They will all fall to the Beno Bomb. Bank on that.
Beno walks off as his music hits the P.A. system.
Grisham: Back to you Phil.
Match 1: Beno vs. Sting vs. The Pelican vs. UltraMantis Black vs. The Rock
(Newcomer Challenge--Battle Royal)
The following match is a Thy WWE Newcomers Battle Royal. The match will continue until all but one superstar has been tossed over the top rope and both feet hitting the floor.
Introducing first, from….somewhere, The Pelican!
The music changes as the Pelican struts out into the ring with a goof grin on his face and a basket of pink feathers. As he walks down the ramp he begins throwing the feathers up and down the ramp and into the crowd. The people laugh but they are still not quite sure what to make of the strange superstar. As the Pelican enters the ring the music changes again.
And Introducing his opponent, from parts unkown, UltraMantis Black!
This time a totally different superstar emerges from backstage. Tearing the Veil plays loudly from the speakers as UltraMantis Black walks down the ramp slowly. The Oppression crowds reaction is to simply stare as the The Angry Insect Evildoer walks up the steel steps into the ring.
After that entrance the music the feel changes again as “I Made It” plays over the speakers.
Introducing the next opponent, from Gwinn, Michigan. Now residing in Venice Beach, California, Beno!
The young superstar moves from back stage with purpose and fire. The crowd cheers probably for the soul reason that a normal looking person is walking out from backstage. But it seems that Beno gives little notice to the crowd as he jumps on top of the ring apron and gets into the ring.
“If ya Smeeelllllllllll, what The Rock, is Cooking” blasts all around the quicken loans area as the crowd jumps to their feet.
Introducing the next opponent, from St. Louis, Missouri, the peoples champion, The Rock!
The crowd goes wild as the most electrifying man in sports entertainment walks from the back and onto the stage. He has a cocky grin on his face and stops for a moment on the ramp before continuing to walk. Rocky tell the other men in the ring to stand back, which they don’t do, as he walks over to the top turnbuckle and rasies his fist in the sky smelling the air. This goes on for a moment before the lights go out and a certain song starts to play.
And finally Introducing the next and last opponent, from Venice beach California, he is the Icon Sting!
The cameras move around the arena trying to find Sting. Eventually the see him up on the roof rafters holding a slick black baseball-bat in his hand. The crowd goes wild as he hooks it around a cable and zip lines down to the ring. As he zooms down he plants both feet into the chest of Beno sending him tumbling up over the ring and onto the floor. Once this happens the ref calls for the bell and the match gets under way.
-Bell Ring-
After Stings stunt with the zip line, and the fact he still has a bat in his hand, everyone circles around each other for a moment. Then from out of know where the Pelican grabs his arm and starts running around screaming as if something bit him…. it confuses everyone but it gives an opening for UltraMantis Black to grab the bat from Sting and throw it out of the ring…. After that everyone starts throwing punches. The Pelican and The Rock along with Mantis and Sting…. The Rock starts punching the Pelican over and over into the turnbuckle. He raises his hand up before going for a big punch…but at the last second The Pelican ducks down and Rock punches the turnbuckle instead….then Pelican jumps up and hits a huge drop kick on The Peoples Champ sending him face first into the corner….while this is going Mantis and Sting are throwing punches back and forth….eventually Mantis gains the advantage and irish whips Sting to the ropes…on the rebound Mantis bends a little early and Sting replies with a kick right to the face….as Mantis Black reers up Sting closelines him down to the mat hard….back in the corner the Pelican is showing some aggression by raining down a couple of stomps on The Rock who is on the ground….but after a few stomps he stops, turns around and begins to dance…the crowd laughs but behind the strange superstar The Rock gets to his feet…he charges at The Pelican and hits him with a hard forearm to the back of the head…
Outside the ring medical personal are gathering to check up on the fallen Beno….he is laying prone against the announce desk, which he had crashed into after being kicked… two men with a stretcher come down along with another who seems to be a doctor check up on him as the match continues inside the ring…a couple security guards help lift Beno onto the stretcher and then the two medical personal proceed in taking him up the ramp and backstage….
Back in the ring The Rock and Sting lock hands in a test of strength…It goes back and forth for a few moment as the crowd goes wild to see these two legends lock up…but suddenly from out of now where both Mantis Black and The Pelican grab both men from behind and slam them to the ground with a German suplexs… as Rocky and Sting roll on the ground The Pelican smiles and looks and Mantis black…he raises his hand looking for a high five but Mantis Black just tilts his head to the side and kicks The Pelican and in the gut…the he grabs him by his neck and tosses him over the top rope…but as Mantis turns around to deal with the men in the ring we see The Pelican hanging onto the top with his feet!..... The crowd laughs and cheers as he hangs there trying to figure out how to get back up…The Rock slowly gets up and see’s the Mantis and Sting are fighting and looks over at The Pelican…he grabs both feet and holds him over the arena floor…. The Rock lets out a chuckle as Pelican squirms in his hands then lightly drops him…Now it’s the Rocks turn to focus on the other members of the battle royal but the crowd is going insane….because behind him The Pelican is standing on the arena floor, not on his feet however, on his hands!! The ref doesn’t know if he can count him out because his feet never touched the ground but the crowd is lovin it…The Pelican struggles to stay up right but manages to walk on his hands over to the guard rail, turn around, and head back to the ring all while remaining on his hands… The Cleveland crowd is going crazy as The Pelican manages to slide butt first back into the ring and back into the match….
Sting has Mantis Black in a head lock and is wrenching it in real tight…The Rock walks over and makes a motion to Sting for a double team move…Sting agrees and takes both arms of Mantis and puts them behind his own back…then the Rock runs at Mantis looking to hit him with a big kick…but at the last second Mantis breaks free and rolls away leaving Sting to get a face full of the peoples boot… while at first the Rock looks concerned he then quickly remembers that this match is every man for himself and gives a little shrug before turning around…when he does he’s hit by a big right hand from Mantis followed by a huge knife edge chop…Mantis goes for a high leg sweep kick but Rock ducks down under it and when he comes back up he kicks Mantis in the stomach and hits a flowing snap DDT…then The Rock kicks up and as he does Sting rushes him with a clothesline…but again Rock ducks and when he comes back up he hits Sting with The Rock Bottom making he crowd go insane!!! The Rock starts getting fired up and it looks as if he is about to go for he people elbow but when he turns around he sees the Pelican standing in front of him…Thinking that he eliminated The Pelican The Rock was surprised for a moment just long enough for The Pelican to reach inside his pants and pull out a slimy, wet, noodle and throw it right on the Rocks face in a move called the Cock-A-Noodle…The Rock freaks out trying to get the disgusting thing of him moving him closer to the ropes…and then before he can react gets drop kicked by the Pelican sending him over the top rope and tumbling onto the floor…
ELIMANATED: The Rock
The Quicken Loans Area stands cheering in shock and disbelief as The Rock stare up at the ring mortified…as he gets to his feet he tries to tell the ref that he eliminated Pelican from the match but to no avail…as the Peoples champ continues to fight with the ref The Pelican struts around the ring with his hand like a chicken making goat noises as the crowd laughs…but as this is going on Mantis slides out of the ring and grabs the bat that Sting had brought in…with the ref distracted he doesn’t see Mantis slide back into the ring and slam the black bat right into the face of the strange superstar…even on the ground Mantis hits him a couple more times with the bat before flinging it outside the ring a second time… after that the Angry Insect Evildoer sits on top of The Pelican and puts him in a camel clutch, pulling up hard on the Pelican’s neck… Mantis Black lets out a laugh as he raises The Pelican to his feet…then Mantis jumps up and hits a nasty double knee backbreaker on him...The Pelican rolls around on the mat in pain as UltraMantis gets back to his feet the crowd lets out a couple of boos but he doesn’t seem to mind… as he gets to his feet fully he sees that Sting has also risen and motions for him to come closer…Sting does and as Mantis goes for a grapple the Icon punches him hard in the head…he does this again and again and again before whipping him into the corner….The crowd knows what’s next as Sting starts to get fired up and runs at Mantis black who is standing in pain in the corner…Sting leaps into the air and uses his whole body weight to crash down on Mantis black letting him fall to the ground , body crushed by the stinger splash…Sting lifts Mantis to his feet and tries to throw him over the top rope but gets an desperation elbow to the gut…both men trade punches in the middle of the ring before something happens that makes the crowd go wild…
Running down the ramp is none other then Beno who has medical tape wrapped around his waist and arm…loose strands of white tape stream behind him as the young wrestler flies down the ramp like a bat outta hell…both Sting and Mantis Black see Beno as he slides into the ring and both try to hit him with a clothesline but Beno ducks underneath both and runs straight for the ropes…he rebounds of the rope and blinding speed and then hits both Sting and Mantis with huge flying clotheslines… Beno then pops right back up to his feet, ripping some more tape from his waist as the crowd goes nuts….Without any hesitation Beno gets on top of Sting and starts pounding away at his face with his fists…over and over again he lets his hands fly roaring in rage at the Icon…while this is going on Mantis looks at the referee but is told that Beno was never actually Eliminated from the match…so for a few moments Mantis Black just stands in the corner and watches as Beno continues to pummel Sting with his fists… The Pelican now standing seems to be shocked by Benos return goes over and taps him on the shoulder but gets an elbow in return…and as Beno continues to punch Sting The Pelican moves over again this with a kick to the back of Beno… Beno rolls in pain off of Sting as Pelican dances around happy with his performance…Mantis Black this see’s his opportunity and rushes over and begins to stop on Beno… Sting, his face bloodied and make up smeared, get up on rubber legs and is met by a knife-edge chop by the Pelican… Sting stagger back, moves forward and gets hit with another chop by Pelican…this happens again but this time Sting block and then grabs Pelican and press slams him to the ground...after that he locks in the Scorpion Deathlock making the crowd cheer and Pelican’s face twist in pain…at the same time as Mantis Black stomps down on him Beno manages to catch Mantis Blacks foot and move him into a single leg boston crab…
The Quicken Loans area is lovin this match as Beno and Sting lock in their respective submissions in the middle of the ring… both men hold their submissions tight but soon realize that they can’t win on submission and stare at each other as they both break the hold…both Sting and Beno stand to their feet...Beno rushes Sting and goes for a big running boot he calls Lights out but Sting quickly rolls out of the way and goes in for a clothesline but Beno ducks…Beno then picks Sting up to hit a spinebuster but Sting pushes away lands on his feet and slaps Beno across the face making him turn around…Then the Icon goes for the Scorpion Deathdrop but Beno sends an elbow rocketing into Stings face…both men back away from each other as the Cleveland fans cheer the volley the two men had…as they back away both Mantis Black and The Pelican have managed to rise to their feet and all four men circle the ring each men studying the other…suddenly Ultrablack Mantis stands up straight and claps his hands together… he points at each and everyone of the men in the ring before moving towards the ropes...the crowd , as well as the men in the ring, look shocked as the Great and Devious one swings his legs over the top rope and hops down the floor…
ELIMINATED: UltraMantis Black
The fans boo as Mantis walks backwards up the ramp, clapping his hands at the men in the ring while laughing an strange and evil laugh…Sting, Beno, and the Pelican watch as Mantis disappears to the back not sure what just happened…The Pelican stretched his head and looked over at Beno…then he slaps him on the very hard back and opens his arms wide as if to receive a hug…the young wrestler looks at The Pelican and roars at him…The Pelican jumps up and down and moo’s before once again opening his arms for a hug…Beno then kicks the Pelican, low, in the mid section and then picks up and tosses him up over his head and crashing down to the floor with a massive overhead belly to belly suplex..
ELIMINATED: The Pelican
Beno yells down some insults at the Pelican but the strange superstar doesn’t seem to be responding or moving at all…but with out a clue Sting grabs Beno from behind and hit him hard with a Scorpion Deathdrop!! The crowd goes wild as Sting get fired up pacing around the ring…Sting pulls his straps down and moves Beno up to the corner where he stars throwing punches as the crowd counts….1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10!!! The cheers are shaking the rafter as Sting draws from the fire of the Cleveland Ohio crowd and backs up giving him room to run…The Icon sprints at the young superstar but Beno falls down the ground ripping the padding off the turnbuckle as he does sending Sting crashing into the exposed metal… Sting rolls around on the ground in pain as Beno wobbles over to the other corner…the cameras can see that both men are bleeding now as Beno calls for Sting to get up to his feet…and as Sting slowly rises Beno blots up from the corner and hit’s him with a destructive spear…both men are lying on the ground now as some member of the crowd chant “Hit N’ Run” as well as the over whelming chants of “THIS IS AWESOME” and of course “THY THY THY THY”…Beno is the first to get to his feet and grabs Sting by he hair and lifts him to his feet…he kicks him in knee and then picks him up for what looks to be a dominator…but Sting drops down to his feet behind him and turns around grabbing Beno, setting up for another Scorpion DeathDrop…but Beno breaks out of it and pushes Sting into the ropes chest firs and on the rebound Beno catches the Icon and raises him into the air…Beno quickly walks closer to the ropes and with a powerful yell he slams the Icon Sting down to the cement area floor with an earth shattering Dominator!!!
ELIMINATED: Sting
Sting bounces off the unprotected ground and Beno yells out “BENO BOMB BITCH!!” while falling to a knee as the bell rings and the crowd stands to their feet.
Here is your winner of Thy WWE Newcommer Battle Royal…BENO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beno struggles to get up to his feet but does as the ref comes up and lifts his hand in the air. Sweat and Blood run down the super stars face but his exhaustion can’t cover the look of pride. He stands there in his victory as the camera fades to the next scene….
The show then goes to an advertisement break.
Match 2: Mark Greenberg vs. James Chaos
(Raw Rematch)
James Chaos comes out to the ring to his theme song "One Step Closer" by Linkin Park, and climbs in amidst boos from the crowd. Mark Greenberg soon follows to the tune of Slow Chemical by Finger Eleven, getting a rather large pop from the crowd. Once both men are in the ring, the ring announcer introduces the competitors.
Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the competitor to my left, weighing in at one hundred and eighty one pounds...from Toronto, Ontario Canada....James CHAAAOSSS!!
*More jeers from the crowd are showered upon Chaos*
Ring Announcer: And the competitor to my right, from Death Valley, weighing in at two hundred and ninety nine pounds...the Prince of Darkness......Mark GREEEEENBERG!
*The crowd cheers loudly for Greenberg as James Chaos looks on, rolling his eyes and giving mock applause. The ring announcer leaves the ring, and the referee signals for the bell*
DING DING DING!!
Don Chuckles: And this match is underway! A special rematch from Raw
Phil Latio: A high paced matchup that saw Greenberg take the win, so we know that Chaos has his mind set on evening the score here
The two men immediately lock up in the center of the ring. With ease, Greenburg pushes Chaos to the mat. Chaos rolls through and lands on his feet, looking at his opponent warily. He sizes him up for a moment before rushing him with a low drop kick to the left knee, Sending Greenburg to the mat. Chaos does not relent as springs towards the ropes and connects with another low drop kick, this time to Greenburgs face. Chaos quickly makes a pinfall attempt.
1... Mark literally throws Chaos off of him before the officials hand can connect for the two count.
Mark scrambles to his feet as Chaos attempts a standing drop kick, but is swatted away. As he quickly gets back to his feet, Greenburg comes swinging with lefts and rights. Chaos is able to avoid them by rolling around the ring.
Phil Latio: An interesting matchup here tonight, as we have opposing styles, the classic strength against speed.
Don Chuckles: We'll have to see how it plays out, if Chaos can keep out of reach of Greenberg's grasp, he might be able to pull this one off.
Phil Latio: True enough Chuckles, but one slip up and it could spell the end for Chaos, especially if one of those powerful strikes hit the "Mark", ha, no pun intended.
Greenburg finally catches him with a hook to the jaw that send Chaos reeling. He hoists him by the throat and throws him back first into the turnbuckle. Greenburg charges, but Chaos is too quick and moves out of the way just in the knick of time. Greenburg bounces off chest first and stumbles backwards. Chaos sees his chance and runs up the turnbuckle and spins in midair connecting with a crossbody! he makes the cover.
1.... 2.... Again Greenburg is able to kick out.
Don Chuckles: It will take more than that to take the big man down!
Phil Latio: A near fall there
Chaos looks visibly upset as he argues with the official. Frustrated, he once again climbs to the top turnbuckle, looking to set up the Chaos Theory! As he soars off, Greenburg moves seconds before. Chaos comes crashing down with a loud thud. The big man Greenburg gets to his feet and looks irrate. He plants his hand firmly around Chaos's throat and heaves him up. He elivates him high and drops him down with a sickening chokeslam! He makes the cover.
1.....2..... Chaos throws a shoulder up.
Don Chuckles: I thought he had him there Phil
Greenburg moves on to the offensive as he drops a huge leg across Chaos. He drags him to a vertical base and throws him across the entire length of the ring! Chaos holds his back in agony as he stands up, using the ropes for leverage. Greenburg charges and sends Chaos to the outside with a huge closeline! Chaos hits the floor hard.
Don Chuckles: It looks as if Mark will not be satisfied with a count out!
Phil Latio: Not at all Chuckles, he wants to pin him cleanly
As Greenberg reaches down, Chaos lifts the chair he had taken from the under ring, bringing it up and backwards to smash Greenberg right in the skull. The ref immediately rings the bell for the disqualification
DING DING DING!
Don Chuckles: Dear lord, did you hear the impact?
Phil Latio: Chaos has gotten himself disqualified!
James Chaos slides into the ring, his face a mask of pure rage, and he smacks Greenberg right in the back with it. He lifts the chair and goes to work, driving the edge right into the knee of Greenberg, over and over.
Phil Latio: Hes destroying his knee!
Don Chuckles: Comeon James stop this! This is unneccessary!
The crowd at this point is drowning out the arena with boos. Chaos grins, an evil smile that would chill many to the very core. The wedges Greenberg's left knee into the chair, and he climbs the turnbuckle, standing atop it for a few moments, smirking.
DING DING DING! DING DING DING!
The bell repeatedly rings, but Chaos does not heed its call to stop. He leaps into the air, hitting the Chaos Theory right onto the chair, crushing Greenberg's knee.
Don Chuckles: NO! Chaos Theory right onto the chair, right onto Mark's leg! This is absolutely sickening. Absolutely disgusting!
Chaos taunts the crowd a few more times, then leans down to talk some trash to Mark Greenberg, before heading out of the ring and backstage.
Phil Latio: I can't believe what we just witnessed here...Chaos has just gone over the edge...folks we'll keep you updated on the condition of Mark Greenberg.....
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Match 3: Joey The Bastard vs. GreenSpark
(Thy WWE United States Title
Don Chuckles: Well prepare for more as we start this matchup which should feature something disgusting like man on futon action as GreenSpark is involved in it.
Phil Latio: And my boy Joey the Bastard is here, ready to kick some ass and take the United States title!
Announcer: The Following Contest is an United States Title match, introducing first, the challenger... Joey the Bastard!
There is a rather nice pop for Joey as he moves out to the entranceway. Joey even gets to high fiving the crowd as much as he can before entering the ring.
Announcer: and his opponent, From Columbus, Ohio....GreenSpark!!!
GreenSpark now has his chance to enter to a chorus of cheers, coming out. He raises it for the audience to see before moving into the ring and immediately punching Joey.
Don: Well that was fast! He’s already laying into Bastard.
Bastard is no slowpoke either and offers Spark the same courtesy. A punch to GreenSpark's face sends him reeling. Bastard gets the advantage on GreenSpark and even takes him down to the ground. Bastard then attacks Spark by jumping on him and laying in a series of violent punches that almost wipes the smile off of Spark's face. GreenSpark rolls away from JTB and gets his bearing
Phil: I think Joey has got a lot of pent up anger inside him.
Don: This is exciting Phil!
Joey keeps his momentum going and going on the surprised GreenSpark, laying in two suplexes onto GreenSpark. GreenSpark is able to stop the third but Bastard simply levels him with a powerful clothesline. GreenSpark goes down, but a fast twist of his feet makes him land on the outside. Bastard yells at GreenSpark over the ropes so GreenSpark jumps up and pulls Joey's neck down on the ropes, slingshotting his head backwards
Phil: Ah GreenSpark, you've not changed one bit!
GreenSpark gets in there and goes for the pin fall but Joey kicks out at the one count. GreenSpark then comedically argues that it should have been a two count to the laughter of the audience. Joey doesn't find it funny and rams GreenSpark head into his knee. Bastard keeps his advantage going by throwing GreenSpark into the turnbuckle. Joey charges at him but GreenSpark moves out of the way.
Bastard looks stunned and GreenSpark takes this time to perform a few butt-bumps (Headbutts with a posterior twist on them) but Eventually Joey catches onto this and is able to lift GreenSpark up for a devastating looking back suplex. GreenSpark’s neck bends awkwardly as they hit the bottom turnbuckle. Joey laughs at this and thinks about a pin before moving onwards and upwards... by hoisting GreenSpark onto the turnbuckle for a suplex.
Joey gets to the top of the rope and then hoists GreenSpark up, but GreenSpark is able to avoid it and Joey falls. GreenSpark is soon behind him, but deliberately. GreenSpark splashes on Joey belly-to-head which causes Joey to convulse. GreenSpark smiles to himself and goes for the pinfall
1........
2......
No! Joey Kicks out!
Don: Unbelievable. Joey the Bastard took that splash and still could kick out! He’s got some guts!
GreenSpark mad that Joey will not stay down rolls out of the ring and grabs the US title. Slides back into the ring and Joey turns around, Greenspark lays Joey out with the title belt right infront of the ref. The ref calls for the bell and the match ends.
Phil: Really? What the heck GreenSpark?
Don: What a jerk! This match was just getting good!
The winner of the match: Joey the Bastard
Phil: What happened? Who is the champion!?
Don: Guess we’re gonna have to find out next week
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Match 4: Shawn Michaels/
vs. Raven/Justin Time vs. Mr. Swag-A-Licious/Sir Luscious Leftfoot(Thy WWE Tag Team Championships)
Ring announcer: This match is scheduled for a triple threat tag team match with the match ending in a pinfall of submission the first team to enter into this match at a combined weight of 478 pounds it is the team of JUSTINNNN TIMMEEE AND RAVVVEEENNNN!!
Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria blasts around the arena as Justin time and Raven walk out onto the stage and are met by a mixture of cheers and boos from the crowd, Justin then stops at the top of the ramp and poses with the Icon Championship in his hands as Raven just looks around the arena at the fans then after a short period of time both men begin to walk down to the ramp toward the ring talking between themselves going over their match strategy, as they reach the bottom of the ramp justin takes a short run up and slides under the bottom rope and into the ring while raven walks round to the steel steps and climbs up then enters the ring through the middles rope and stands in the corner while Justin poses once more with his championship in the center of the ring before joining raven in their corner.
A few seconds go by then Hammer Time - By MC Hammer hits the P.A System as Mr. Swag-A-Licious and Sir Luscious leftfoot walk out from behind the curtain and start posing at the top of the ramp while in the ring Raven and Justin are laughing their heads off at the pair of men at the top of the ramp then after a few moments the pair of men start to walk down to the ring.
Ring Announcer: Now making their way to the ring the team of MR. SWAG-A-LICIOUS and SIR LUSCIOUS LEEEFFFFTTTFFFOOOTTT!!!
Both men raise their arms in the air for a moment or two then lower them as the get to the ring and slide in at the same time under the bottom rope then jump to their feet and pose at Justin and Raven who can’t stop laughing at the men then both Mr. Swag-A-Licious and Sir Luscious Leftfoot turn away and walk to the opposite side of the ring and wait in the corner.
Instantly Sexy Boy blasts through the arena causing every fan in the arena to jump to their feet and look to the stage as HBK comes dancing out from the back with a mic in his hand then stops dead at the top of the ramp and looks around the arena for a few moments before he raises the mic to his mouth and speak.
Shawn Michaels: Yes it is time boy and girls the moment you have all been waiting for... everyone at home and in the arena have been talking about it non stop well here i am to settle your mind I GIVE YOU A UP AND COMING LEGEND IN THIS INDUSTRY AND MY TAG TEAM PARTNER...
Shawn turns round then a few seconds after Kelis ft. Crookers - No Security rips through the arena and to the suprise of everyone in the arena Barton walks out on the stage and slaps hands with HBK then looks down at the ring as they slowly start to walk down toward it and looks at Justin time and points at him before making a cut throat taunt at him, then as Shawn and Barton reach the ring Barton runs and slides in then walks right over to Justin Time and gets in his face yelling things at him while shawn jumps up onto the apron and climbs in the ring, Justin then pushes Barton away from him and as he does barton hits him in the law with a right hook but before Justin can get a hit in of his own the ring staff are in the ring holding both men back until they finally calm down and the match is ready to begin.
Justin and Raven look at there opponents HBK and Barton while they look to their other opponents Sir luscious leftfoot and Mr. Swag-A-licious... Justin and Raven chuckle to themselves, But as the bell rings there expressions turn serious and they approach Hbk and Barton while Mr. Swag-A-licious and luscious just hang back in their corner... Just then HBK punches Raven, while Justin tackles Barton to the mat... HBK starts working punches onto Raven, Going left, right, left, left, right, left, right, and then an uppercut leading him to the turnbuckle where he hits Raven with several elbows. Justin is standing over Barton, and begins to throw punches to Barton's face, changing from rights and left. Barton holds his arms up over his face as he tries to avoid them to no success, HBK looks at Justin, who is brutally attacking Barton with strong punches to the side of the head.
HBK then Irish whips Raven towards Justin, but Justin sees Raven coming and gets off of Barton moves away. Allowing Raven to land a sickening falling elbow to the temple of Barton...
Justin walks up to Barton's body, and notices that Barton is bleeding but just then luscious runs out of his teams corner and lands a dropkick to the back of Justins head dropping him to the mat but as he pulls Justin up Justin nails him with a forearm smash dropping him to the mat then turns to look at the downed barton again... He feels no remorse and only wishes to continue his assault and so he lifts up Barton onto his shoulders and looks at HBK with an extremely menacing look... He looks at Raven and barks at him to Hold hbk and Make him watch... Raven does as he is told and walks up to HBK with a snarl on his face. HBK swings at Raven but Raven grabs his hand, and hits HBK with a sickening head butt, making HBK wobble around... Raven then takes the opportunity to hurt HBK, and so he hits HBK with three elbows to the jaw... Raven then grabs HBK by his hair and drags him over and forces him to look at Justin... As Justin is ready to slam Barton, Swag-a-licious runs out and lunges at Rave and hits him with a punch to the face allowing HBK to escape Ravens hold and dropkick Justin in the gut, causing him to fall along with Barton... HBK gets up and he runs to the ropes and launches off a spring board attack...
As he flips through the air Justin quickly gets to his feet and runs over and grabs HBK's head and performs Ruthless reverse ddt... The crowd goes wild for the viciously arrogant man for his amazing feat. which compares to that of legends... But he isn't allowed to enjoy the crowds chants for long as he is hit in the temple from a wicked left hook from Barton...
The force of the impact being so great Barton drops to one knee and grabs his left hand, in agony... His face shows that the pain is increasing, he shakes it then goes to get to his feet but luscious comes out of nowhere and lands a clothesline on him knocking him clean out of the ring for a few moments while luscious turns his attentions to the downed Justin... Barton then tries to slide in the ring when all of sudden Raven runs and lands a baseball slide into his jaw with so much force that Barton drops... HBK is then seen on the ropes waiting for his chance... Then as Raven turns he sees HBK on the turnbuckle, who then jumps and hits Raven with a Missile dropkick causing him to bounce off the ropes. Raven takes action into this by dropping an elbow onto the back of the knee of HBK who is laying in pain from falling the wrong way... HBK screams in so much pain that the crowd cant bare to watch... Justin pushes luscious off of himand hits him with a boot to the face then gets up slowly and notices HBK screaming... He decides to pick him up. Once HBK is up, Justin kicks the already hurt leg causing HBK to fall. He laughs as he stomps on the leg of HBK, each with more and more force, increasing the impact and nobody in the crowd cheers for this not even the fans of Raven and Justin Time cheer, they sit and watch with smiles of adorement. We hear a smack and see that Raven was nailed in the back on the head by Barton with a knuckle duster on while he was distracted which also goes undetected by the ref... But Justin seems to amused by his act of violence to even notice the noise, He only continues to attack the leg of HBK... Just then Barton screams as he lunges toward Justin, but Raven some how throws himself in the ring and under the feet of Barton causing him to trip and hit the back of the knee of HBK with so much force and Impact that HBK screams stop... Its obvious to Justin and Raven that HBK is knocked out by the agonizing pain of his leg, and Barton rises, but with a look of anger... He grabs Justin arm and twists it, then he drives his Elbow into the middle of James arm causing him to drop in pain while swag-a-licious and luscious grab hold of Raven and pull him toward one of the turn buckles and go to town on him with kicks a punches... Then Barton runs toward the rope but he is caught by a clothesline from Luscious... Luscious then executes a stalling suplex on barton as Justin gets up and lands a jumping knee drop against HBK's leg, even though hes unconcous while luscious goes back to helping swag-a-licious beating on Raven...
But then Barton is seen on his knees with just enough strength to dive at Justin and nail him in the jaw with a head butt and Barton laughs only to be kicked in jaw by Raven who has managed to force both swag-a-licious and luscious out of the ring single handed... HBK then lifts his head causing cheers from the crowd so loud the arena vibrates... He then Gets to his feet and lands a super kick to the jaw of Raven as he turns around, then HBK turns and he is caught by Justin who lunges with the right hook, hitting HBK directly in the nose... HBK is bleeding from the nose and gasping for air. We see his eyes are now tearing...
Raven gets to his feet but as he does he starts to wobble around and almost falls to his knees but as he finally regains his balance Barton is on his feet and lands a snap suplex on Raven.. In the corner HBK has Justin time against the turnbuckle landing rights and lefts to his head and body then lands a big uppercut dropping Justin to a sitting position while Barton is landing kicks to the head of Raven. And in one act of nothing but pure instinct and pressure, Raven pushes Barton away from him and does a backward roll and gets on his feet and both men run at each other and collide with a clothesline to each other ending in both men falling to the mat looking out of it.
As both Raven and Barton are on the mat out of it along with swag-a-licious and luscious on the floor outside the ring HBK lifts Justin to his feet and whips him into the ropes but as Justin bounces off and lands a flying lariat dropping HBK then starts stomping on the chest of Hbk before picking him and and attempting to hit The World Premiere but Barton is back on his feet and lands a reverse neck breaker on Justin then as Barton is about to get up HBK yells at him to stay down then in the same second lands Sweet Chin Music to the jaw of Raven who was getting to his feet behind Barton, Barton then quickly rolls backward and flips on top of Raven and goes to the pin.
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DING DING DING
Winner: Shawn Michaels/Barton
The show then goes to another break
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Match 5: Triple H vs. Mr. Cartwright
The air is thick with anticipation for the upcoming bout between the immortal “King of Kings”, Triple H and a man who possesses a strangely delicate touch for one so ruthless inside the ring; Mr Cartwright Edward Parker (Esquire). Each second melts into the next until it feels as though the fans are sitting in a loop of time itself, never to see these two warriors of passion and virtue step inside the squared circle, be it for honour and pride or for a shot at immortality.
Triple H was making them wait, he had been in the business long enough to know how to mould a crowd his hands like putty. Before long the chant was already up: “TRIPLE H! TRIPLE H! TRIPLE H!” Each three syllables continue to ring out, laced with adulation and anticipation. The collective roar of thousands fills the air, daring Triple H to reciprocate, by giving them back that famous guitar stroke, the beginning of his theme. “TRIPLE H! TRIPLE H! TRIPLE H!” All at once the crowd seem to telepathically agree to cease their chanting, and for a moment, all is quiet but for a whistling breeze, sweeping through the arena to give a wily old gladiator his last sniff of the good air before he would do battle with his foe to appease the masses. Thousands inhale at once, with the sound of their collective breaths adjoining to that of the wind; the expectation has reached its peak. The signature guitar stroke bursts through the arena speakers and releases the fans from their restraints who go ballistic for The Game, who has been the widely chosen favourite over the villainous yet courteous Parker.
Lemmy of Motorhead speaks in a low resonant voice as he tells the fans, “It’s time to play the game”. Two more sweeps of the guitar and Lemmy’s voice grows in power: “Time to play the gaaaaaaaame!” With an ominous chuckle the main riff kicks in, hard hitting and bad-ass, perfect for the King of Kings. Just before Lemmy’s distinct vocals ring out once more, the crowd catch a glimpse of Triple H entering the arena, clasping a half filled water bottle and with a great roar, thousands empty their lungs; pouring out their loyalty to The King of Kings. Triple H’s hair is already soaked and is draped down against his head, covering his face so that only the deep creases in his forehead and piercing, steel like eyes are visible in the dim lights. The speakers continue to blast out his music while Triple H slowly and deliberately raises the water bottle and allows the liquid to pour out over his already damp frame before leaning back to spit out a mouthful in a fine mist, eliciting a tumultuous response from the Thy fanatics. Triple H brings his gaze back down to the ring and without breaking focus he marches towards the squared circle in a trance like state, with ambition burning in his eyes and a steely determination written on his face. Before long, The Game has traversed the decline of the ramp and is climbing up the steps. Once he is on the apron, his hands are empty having ditched the water bottle and for a moment, Hunter waits before he picks his spot and waits for the music to slow down and before the riff kicks in once more, he spits out a greater quantity of water than before, soaking himself in his own warriors mist to prepare for battle, looking so concentrated that one would guess he couldn’t hear the fans, but within a moment of entering the ring, the lights return and the arena goes quiet, relishing the opportunity to vent their frustrations and state their opinions of Mr Cartwright Edward Parker on TV across the globe.
The crowd sit upon the edge of their seats with equally baited breath as Triple H stands in the ring, showing no emotion, no weakness; all he has for the cameras is a cold stare directed at the stage, where Parker is set to enter, letting the bloodshed begin. As the cameras pan across, they pick out a variety of signs directed at Parker, some say “classless” while others more directly say that he sucks. But despite the disdain the fans have for Parker, there’s a begrudging respect held for him by the fan base, who have refrained from wasting their time on signs which insult his ability which would be foolish, for Mr Cartwright Edward Parker is undefeated in Thy, with Triple H being the only man to come close to ending that run.
After a few moments, the speakers emit a much less brash and harsh sound as the orchestra begins to play Mr Cartwright Edward Parker, Esquire’s theme while the crowd erupt in boos, showering the stage with disdain before the man has even had the opportunity to enter. The collective sound of every instrument meshes together in a perfect and orderly fashion, two words which describe the man precisely. The jeering grows louder as Parker appears from backstage and stands at the top of the ramp, looking unperturbed by the fans incessant din and instead looks to be enjoying the quality of the music blaring out of the speakers. Parker takes one last breath and slowly exhales before making his way down the ramp in an orderly fashion, with his nose turned up in the air while he slowly moves his condescending gaze across the fans behind the barriers and over to the ring, looking at Triple H. Parker takes his time in walking around the barricade and climbing into the ring, where he suddenly freezes and participates in a twenty second gaze with Triple H before cocking an arrogant grin. Mr Cartwright seems unconcerned with Triple H and instead chooses to mount the turnbuckle to garner an even louder reaction than before. Parker drops from the turnbuckle and spins around in the air, landing on his two feet, facing his opponent.
The referee looks over at Triple H and asks him if he’s ready and The King of Kings gives him a nod and when he comes to Magpie, he nods before the referee even has the opportunity to ask him the same question. With everything underway, the referee calls for the bell and the iconic sound rings out clear. DING DING DING! At the sound of the bell, neither man wastes any time and both athletes advance to the centre of the ring at roughly the same pace. At the appropriate distance, they both lunge forward and find themselves in a collar and elbow grapple, battling for strength. It’s quickly established that Triple H has the power advantage, using his superior size and strength to force Magpie backwards into the corner, where he immediately releases the hold and opens up on his trapped foe, raining down with powerful blows in the corner. As each fist makes contact with Magpie, his survival instinct grows stronger and he places his left boot on the bottom turnbuckle pad and launches forwards, hitting Triple H with a shoulder block right in the ribcage. The Game is forced to stop the attack as he bends over in pain, giving Magpie an opening. He takes it, charging forward and performing an impactful bulldog on Triple H. Helmsley holds his forehead in the spot where it bounced off of the canvas and leaves his legs sprawled out and exposed for Magpie, who stomps away like a man possessed, trying to eliminate Triple H’s vertical base in the most painful way possible. Magpie manages to connect with several thrusts of his right boot before Triple H pulls in his legs and rolls out of the way to the ropes, which he uses to pull himself back to his feet.
With the first exchange over, both men circle each other once more and the faster more wiry Magpie takes control once again with a sweet right hook, dazing Triple H so he can perform an irish whip. The Game comes thundering back at Magpie, who judges him to be moving fast enough for a back body drop and he bends over for it, but Triple H has him scouted and he uses his momentum to land a facebuster against his knee, sending Magpie to the mat, gripping his face in pain. Triple H quickly drops to his knees and covers Magpie, but he can only get a one and three quarters count before Parker kicks out and jumps back to his feet and ducks underneath a Triple H clothesline before hitting one of his own, sending The Game all the way to the outside! Triple H lands on his feet and checks his bottom lip for traces of blood, but it’s dry. The fans boo loudly as Magpie raises both of his arms inside of the ring, telling Triple H he’s no challenge. The Game’s brow is furrowed as he looks up at Magpie with disdain before rolling underneath the bottom rope to pick up the frantic pace once again. Magpie catches Hunter on his way up to his feet and catches him with a couple of well placed right hands, but Triple H rides it out and hits back when he finds his footing. Magpie recoils to the centre of the ring and the two exchange blows there for a moment before a Triple H haymaker sends Magpie falling back against the ropes, but he uses the momentum to come back with a clothesline – which Triple H ducks underneath! Magpie hits the other set of ropes and can’t react to The Game in time and finds himself the victim of a wicked powerslam right in the centre of the ring. Triple H covers, but can only get a short two count before Magpie fights out of the cover once more.
Magpie stays grounded this time and Triple H picks him up roughly and lifts Magpie for a scoop slam, but the resourceful Parker finds a way behind The Game’s shoulder and he hits a chop block to Triple H’s left knee, which he had been stomping on earlier. Triple H crumples to the mat, and Magpie slithers over like a snake and clamps on a seated sleeper hold. Parker keeps the hold on tightly for long enough that Triple H has gone woozy and is reaching around for the ropes even though he’s in the centre of the ring. Magpie has a sinister grin on his face as he leans back but keeps his knee planted into Helmsley’s back, digging in the knee while he increases the torque. Triple H looks to be fading, but his stubborn, iron will refuses to let his body quit and years upon years of giving and taking punishment have given him the mental strength to push all the fatigue and pain to the corner of his mind and focus on getting out. Triple H grits his teeth and uses all of his power to stand back up. Magpie is slightly panicked by this and jumps on Hunter’s back, hooking his legs so there will be no escape. Triple H stumbles around the ring briefly, but he doesn’t have clarity of mind to get to the ropes and just as he looks to be faltering, Magpie leans over his shoulder, relishing in The Game’s plight. Triple H sees this and his veteran instinct drops him back down into a seated position and he hits a jawbreaker on the mounted Magpie, breaking his hold and perhaps his jaw. Parker grips and rubs at the sore spot furiously while Triple H recovers, but as he notices The Game moving to get up, the pain only serves to fuel Magpie with more aggression.
Triple H is kneeling as Parker reaches him and clubs him to the back, sending a loud slap across the arena. Parker does it again, then again and as he raises an arm for another hammer blow to the back, Triple H jabs Magpie in the gut and as his opponent recoils, The Game opens up on him, hitting shot after shot to the abdomen of Mr Cartwright Parker until he’s standing once more and in control of the match. Triple H leaves Parker in a daze and hits the ropes to the rear and uses the momentum knock Magpie to the canvas with a powerful high knee. Magpie pops back up from the mat almost involuntarily into Triple H’s waiting arms and The King of Kings tosses Magpie all the way out of the ring, sending him flying backwards and against the barricade, sending the crowd into raptures. Once Parker has recovered, he lies on the ground in shock, lying underneath the plebeians in the stands completely vulnerable and made look like a fool by Triple H. Magpie’s upper lip twitches with rage and he forces himself to his feet and says something unintelligible to a fan in the front row, who looks quite taken aback before sliding back into the ring, where Triple H is waiting for him. As Cartwright finds his footing a wild brawl breaks out, with each man going shot for shot, hitting harder with each thrust of the arm. Triple H lands a hard blow to the side of Magpie’s skull, who decides to lunge forward with the point of his elbow rather then with a fist and he drives it into the face of Triple H, who holds his nose in pain. The Game is momentarily exposed, but that’s all it takes and Magpie hooks the head of Triple H and forces it downwards, hitting a big DDT. Magpie covers Triple H and the fans hold their breath as the referee counts: One……Two……….Two and a half………no! Triple H gets a shoulder up, just.
Magpie has his hands on the back of his head while he kneels over Triple H; he thought that a DDT would’ve sealed it. The crowd cheer Triple H on, but abruptly change their cheers to jeers as Magpie mounts the vulnerable Triple H and begins to ground and pound, bashing, gouging and pounding at The Game’s exposed face. The referee is horrified and quickly counts to four, forcing Magpie to rise lest he be disqualified. Triple H rolls over on his front to protect his front while his face is cupped in his hands. Magpie waits the shortest time the referee will force him to and then gets back to work on Triple H. Parker scoops Triple H back to his feet and knees him in the gut, bending The Game over so he can prepare him for the powerbomb. Magpie shows impressive power as he lifts Triple H into the air, but as The Game sits on Magpie’s shoulder, he finds a way out and jumps down to his feet, pulling Magpie over by his arms on the way down. The crowd cheer before anything has happened because they know what’s on Triple H’s mind. The Game sees Magpie in the perfect position and turns Parker’s outstretched arms he’s holding on to into hooked ones underneath his. The crowd grows louder as they see Triple H in the iconic position, with Magpie in a powerbomb position with his arms hooked in Triple H’s so there’s no way to protect his face. Triple H looks out unto the masses for a moment before bending his knees and taking to the air before coming back down to hit a Pedigree!!!!!!!
Magpie hits the canvas and bounces off it in a complete revolution before landing on his back once again. The crowd go nuts as Triple H stumbles over to the lifeless body of Magpie and covers him. The referee gets down to the mat and counts: One…………………….Two………………..Two and a half……………….Two and three quarters………………….Three! Yes! Triple H rolls off of Magpie with his hands raised, the euphoria breathing new life into his aching limbs. Triple H rises to his feet and stands still for a moment before the jubilation inside him overflows and he must share his victory. Triple H mounts the turnbuckle and salutes the crowd, a silent crowd? Triple looks puzzled, why weren’t they celebrating with him? Suddenly Triple H feels a tap on his shoulder and turns to see a sympathetic referee, who tells him Magpie had his hand on the ropes and the contest must go on. Magpie’s hand indeed was and still is firmly grasping the bottom rope and Triple H curses his luck, feeling nothing but anger and the desire to get that euphoria back as he strides forward. Triple H stomps on the arm of Magpie, which held the bottom rope and he forcefully picks Parker back up, who drives a knee into The Game’s groin. Triple H’s legs turn to jelly and he lands in a crumpled heap on the mat, but the angle was one that the referee could’ve just as easily seen a knee to the stomach and wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. Triple H feels the agony racking his body, his groin, leg, aching nose and blown out ear. Each spasm of pain racks his body like a thousand volts of electricity shooting through his anatomy, but he can’t give up now, not now, not this close. Triple H forces himself to his hands and knees and Magpie’s face falls. Parker’s look tells the whole story, how can Triple H take so much punishment? And likewise, Triple H’s agonized expression is still sprinkled with that same incredulous stare he had on his face when Magpie had the fortitude to ascend the pain barrier and reach out to that bottom rope, which seemed a mile away.
Magpie plunges downwards and drives the point of his elbow into the back of The Game’s skull, sending both men to the floor. The referee looks at each man and sees that neither one is stirring soon and begins the mandatory count.
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Just after six, both men looked to be getting up at roughly the same time.
Seven
Both men are close to regaining a vertical base.
Eight
Magpie and Triple H both get to their feet at the same time, but Magpie uses Triple H as a support and The Game uses the chance to drive blow after blow into the gut of Magpie, who wears the blows with a face racked with pain. Triple H pulls back for a punch, harder than the ones from before, but Magpie chooses something more effective than a punch and gouges at the eyes of Triple H once again. The Game cries out in pain and stumbles back, but Magpie performed the move masterfully, well out of the referees view. Triple H is rubbing his eyes, unable to see as he stumbles towards Magpie who thrusts out an arm and catches Triple H around the throat. Magpie uses all the force left in his body to lift Triple H into the air and break him by forcing him on to his outstretched knee. The sharp impact to Triple H’s aching back has his face contorted with his pain and his body limp. Magpie lifts his aching leg and completes Mr Immaculate by dropping it across Triple H’s throat! The crowd are incensed and go ballistic as Mr Cartwright Edward Parker, Esquire covers Triple H. The referee starts to count:
One
Two
Two and a half
Two and three quarters
!!!!!!THREE!!!!!!
Magpie rolls off of Triple H to hear his music fill the arena, he smiles weakly, barely able to celebrate the win, but he manages to climb the turnbuckle and salute to his adoring fans, who boo with fury. The fans nearly jeer and boo themselves hoarse as Mr Cartwright Edward Parker, Esquire limps back up the stage and out of the arena, victorious.
Winner: Mr Cartwright Edward Parker, Esquire.
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