Post by Vince McMahon on Jul 2, 2013 23:37:03 GMT -5
Thy WWE Presents:
Monday Night Raw 109
Date: 1, July 2013
Venue: Safeco Field in Seattle, WA
Monday Night Raw 109
Date: 1, July 2013
Venue: Safeco Field in Seattle, WA
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Match 1: The Rock vs. Demmie Mae (c)
Non Title
Non Title
'If you smell' by Jim Johnson blares over the loud speakers. The Rock comes out from the back and makes his way down the ramp and stops at the ring. He heaves himself up and rolls under the bottom rope. After getting into the ring he makes his way towards his respective turnbuckle and awaits for his opponent.
The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson blasts around the arena as the fans immeadiatly begin booing. Demmie Mae walks out from the back, with Television Championship around her waist as the booing increases. Demmie walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. She takes the Championship from around her waist and holds it up to the sky staring at Rock as she does. She hands the championship to the referee who hands it to Steve Cruise at ringside.
DING! DING! DING!
The two competitors circle each other sizing each other up before locking up in the centre of the ring. Rock gains the upper hand and pushes Demmie back into the corner, then the referee steps in to force the break. Rock moves off of Demmie and the two again circle the ring. Rock tries to lock up but Demmie side steps him, delivering a kick to the right leg in the process. She moves in and continues delivering kicks to the leg and to the abdomen of Rock, backing him up into the corner. The referee again steps in to break up the two. Demmie moves quickly towards Rock, whipping him across the ring into the corner and follows, only to be met be a thunderous clothesline by Rock. As Demmie gets to her feet, Rock tries to move in for the Rock Bottom but the champ manages to fight her self out of it with an elbow to the head of Rock, and then she slides out of the ring for a few moments to recuperate.
Phil Latio: Rock looks fired up for this one.
Rock follows Demmie to the outside, but is met with a shot to the gut from the champion, who then fires Rock into the barricade. Demmie is quick on the offensive, delivering clubbing blows to the head of Rocky. She kneels down beside her fallen challenger and shouts something at him.
"You should have stayed in Hollywood!"
She then grabs Rock's head and fires it back into the barricade. Demmie walks towards the ring, slides in and then quickly slides out, breaking the referee's count of 7. She picks Rock up and fires him into the steel steps shoulder first, letting out a deafening scream as she does it. Rock rolls around in agony as Demmie mocks the crowd, allowing her challenger time to recover. Demmie slowly, confidently strolls towards Rock and attempts to pick him up, only receive an elbow to the gut and a fist to the forehead. Rock grabs Demmie by the hair and rolls her into the ring. He picks her up and delivers a knee to the gut, and another and another, before hitting a snapmare and following it up with a kick to the back of the champion.
ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!
Rock acknowledges the crowd with a smile as they begin chanting his name, before going back on the offensive. He irish whips Demmie into the ropes and dips his shoulders to flip her over, but Demmie sees this and counters with a kick to the face of Rock.
Don Chuckles: Brilliant counter by our lovely Television Champion, this woman has finally brought pride back to female wrestling.
Demmie drops Rock with an athletic standing dropkick before going for a quick pinfall.
........ONE!........
........KICKOUT!........
Demmie sits up and sighs heavily as Rock rolls onto his stomach, and then gets to his knees, Demmie punts him in the gut. Rock tries to struggle to his feet again, but he is met with the same result. Demmie picks Rock up and drags him towards the corner, hooking his head, before positioning herself on the top turnbuckle. She attempts a Tornado DDT but Rock throws her off, sending the champion crashing to the mat stomach first, and as she tries to get to her feet Rock almost takes her head off with a running lariat. And as she gets back up, Rock nails her with a Belly to Belly suplex. He covers the champion..........
........ONE!........
........KICKOUT!........
Rock slaps the mat in frustration, as the crowd continue to chant his name. The two competitors rise to their feet at the same time and meet each other in the centre of the ring, throwing haymakers. Right after right hits and neither of them look like they care about getting hit, all that matters is the victory. Demmie knees Rock in the gut and attempts an irish whip towards the ropes but Rock counters, as she bounces off of the ropes Rock delivers a ferocious Spinebuster bringing the fans to their feet. Rock moves to the head of Demmie and stands tall over her. He slowly lifts his left arm in the air and moves his right hand up his arm to the elbow pad, then slowly slides it down his arm and throws it into the crowd of screaming fans.
Phil Latio: Here it comes! Thee most electrifying move in sports entertainment!
Rock runs at the ropes and bounces off of them only to be met with a t-bone suplex by Demmie Mae, sending him flying across the ring. Rather than getting to her feet, Demmie crawls towards the body of Rock and begins to punch him in the head, taking the time to mock him after every shot.
"Do you like that Rock" SMACK! "You're nothing!" SMACK!
The champion rolls Rock onto his back and makes the cover.
.........ONE!........
........TWO!........
........KICKOUT!........
The crowd rise to their feet as the Rock gets his shoulder up, causing Demmie to scream out and strike the mat in frustation.
Demmie quickly returns her focus to her opponent, picking him up and attempting to lock in the Mantenga sueño del dragón, but Rock tries to fight out, with the crowd rallying behind him.
ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!
Demmie finally locks in the hold however and it soon becomes evident that there is no way that Rock will be able to fight out of it. The pain soon becomes too much for Rock as he taps out to the hold.
Rock taps not once, not twice but three times.
Winner by Submission: Demmie Mae
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Match 2: "The Future" Blade LaVigne vs. K. Orton
HIT!
THE!
SWITCH!
Steve Cruise: Ladies & Gentlemen this next contest is scheduled for one fall... introducing first accompanied by his wife AJ Orton, from Newark, NJ weighing in at 245 pounds... This is "The Prodigy" Kurt Orton!!!
"Scream" by Thousand Foot Krutch blasts across the PA System as Kurt Orton walks out after the opening beat, AJ is by his side just shaking her head at the fans, Kurt keeps on walking down the ramp until he reaches the stairs.. he screams out "Screw the Peep Zone!" and enters the ring with a scowl on his face.
He does the classic pose letting the fans shower him with hate and after that, Orton sits in the corner as AJ claps while he waits on his opponent in absolute focus.
"Bleed for me" plays as Blade hesitates for a moment before walking into view. He cocks a smirk and walks onto the stage. With his hands on his hips, Blade scans the arena, taking it all in. Blade makes his way down the ramp, high fiving the fans on his down.
Blade makes it to the ring and slides in. Blade walks to the top right turnbuckle and hops onto it. He throws his arms in the air and cocks a grin. His theme song fades as he drops down and waits for the match to begin.
Ding Ding Ding!
Blade and Kurt head to the center of the ring and begin to trash talk about one another's respective careers ... one of the two warriors gets fed up and throws a right hand, Orton being the person who was tired of the future's mouth would soon hit another right hand and soon drive them repeatedly into the skull as they hit the turnbuckle on the opposite side.
Orton would taunt for a few moments before being met with a clubbing blow to the back of his skull and with that assault. Blade would follow up with a snap DDT dropping The Prodigy on his head, after the future taunts a bit he continues his onslaught with jabs to the chromed area of Orton before he is able to roll out of the ring and catch a breather.
Blade goes after him but in his way stands AJ with a steel chair threatening to hit him if he touches Kurt, The Prodigy uses his wife's slight distraction to blast Blade in the head with a superman punch that sends him staggering to the ring post, after that he rams his head in repeatedly into the post until the referee gets to the count of four.
Orton rolls Blade back into the ring and now applies the classic camel clutch submission hold on Blade, making him feel pain in his back and while it's locked in... "The Future" would try and clinch himself to the ropes but is unable due to AJ just tugging on the ropes, making him push and fight harder.
Soon as he gets to the ropes, the referee tells Orton to get off of him and upon doing the order, Kurt would now hit repeated elbows into the upper back area of "The Future". After taunting to the crowd, Orton would begin lifing up Blade for the Quick Impact DDT but it's countered into an amazing sit-out powerbomb that sends the crowd into a frenzy.
Blade stands up moments later after Kurt and hits a few closelines that keep the crowd pumped up foer what's next and when Orton tries for his patended punch como.. it's countered into one of Blade's own superman punches that sends The Prodigy reeling in for a standing dropkick.
Orton's down on the floor as Blade hears the crowd's energy pumping through his veins, he begs Orton to get up as he is crouched in the corner... adding insult to injury Blade tries to go for the spear but it's delayed by AJ throwing a mist into Blade's eyes and he soon becomes blinded by it until Orton sees the opening and locks in the Serpentine Strike forcefully on Lavigne's arms which causes agony to show on his face... Orton wrenches it back telling Blade "tap or i'll snap" with a loud and meaningful growl added on to it.
Blade tries to fight it and Orton tells him once again "tap or i'll snap" until he now responds saying " your better than this... bitch!" The Prodigy gets infuriated with rage and is close to snapping his arm from the socket and just when he is about to... Blade rolls over, twisting and turning his body into a small package position which Orton is stunned by.
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Here is your winner.... Blade "The Future" Lavigne!!!!
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Match 3: Joey the Bastard vs Professor of Thuganomics
Steve Cruise: This next contest is for one fall...Introducing from Belfast, Ireland. Weighing in at 230 pounds, the 'Professor of Thuganomics
The duo walk down the ramp as the fans throw things at them. Cena stops at the bottom of the ramp and looks around at the fans in attendance, dropping to his knees. He looks to the ground and smiles before looking up and shouting out "BEST IN THE WORLD!" Cena gets to his feet, takes off hoodie and throws it towards Crack. Following this, he runs and slides under the bottom rope into the ring. Cena stands and walks to his corner, taking a seat as he awaits his opponent.
Steve Cruise: His opponent and the current Interconential Champion and the holder of one half of the tag team titles...Joey the Bastard!
"Terror" by The Virus plays off of the P.A system. Joey comes out from the back and makes his way down the ramp and stops at the ring. Bastard heaves himself up and rolls under the bottom rope. After getting into the ring he makes his way towards his respective turnbuckle and keeps his eyes on POT.
Ding Ding
The match begins with a classic lock up in the centre of the ring but POT quickly breaks the hold and whips Joey to the rope, catching him with a knee to the midsection on the rebound. Joey bends and is floored by a European uppercut. POT uses the ropes himself for momentum and hits Joey with a dropkick as he rises then scrambles over to hook a leg.
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Kickout!
They rise and Bastard hits POT with a questionably low blow which the ref half-spots. He remonstrates with Joey as POT writhes on the ground but somehow Bastard persuades the referee that the blow was not in an illegal zone. He turns back as POT rises and puts him in Abdominal Stretch.
The ref asks POT if he wishes to submit but, this not being the first time ever that anyone has submitted to an abdominal stretch, POT shakes his head and manages to move Joey backwards to the ropes where he frees an arm and pulls Bastard over in a Neck Roll.
Joey rolls through and gets to his feet to avoid the Clothesline aimed at him by POT, then throws him with a Gutwrench Suplex. Rather than cover, Bastard plays to the crowd’s boos.
Phil Latio: Bastard got away with that low blow and the fans
agree with me.
Don Chuckles: It was a bit low but fair never the less Phil.
POT recovers fairly quickly and forearms Joey in the back. Bastard rebounds off the rope and aims a back elbow but POT ducks this and catches Joey with a backbreaker. POT goes for the win with a cover.
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Bastard kicks up quickly after two so POT picks Bastard up and pushes him into the corner where POT attempts a clothesline but Joey ducks under it and places POT into the corner. Bastard pokes the eyes of POT and hits a quick DDT.
The ref gets into Bastard's face once again. Joey protests his innocence but the ref gives him a last warning.
Joey picks up POT and kicks him in the mid-section, Bastard runs at the ropes and back at POT. POT ducks under the clothesline attempt and picks JTB up with the F-U.
Phil Latio: If he hits this, it could be over!
POT slams Joey down with the F-U.
He covers Bastard.
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THR.....KICKOUT!
Joey gets his shoulder up and POT can not believe it.
Don Chuckles: Wow, Bastard showing guts with that kickout!
Phil Latio: Look at POT, he can not believe it, his eyes opened wide.
POT picks up Bastard once again and goes to kick him in the mid-section, but Joey catches POT's foot and spins him around, connecting with a reverse impacted DDT.
Joey lays on top of him with the pin.
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Winner of the match: Joey the Bastard!
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RAW comes back from commercial and we see a hooded man infront of some of Thy WWE's staff. He gives one THY WWE staff a tape.
Hooded Man: As soon as we come back on air you play this.
The staff member takes the tape and gets ready to play as Monday Night Raw comes back on live from Seattle WA. As the main event gets ready to kick off. Cult Of Personality kicks on through the loud speakers as the crowd looks on waiting to for the arrival. The titentron comes on with the music video and the crowd erupts as they see who it is. The Hooded man walks out wearing his hooded sweater and wrestling gear. The Man walks out carrying a microphone in is hand and he's takes his hood off revealing that it's CM PUNK.
The crowd chants for CM Punk as he's starts to walks around stage left to right. CM Punk has a smirk on his as he comes back to the middle of the stage crosses his legs and sits down on the middle of the stage. The music stops playing and the crowd going crazy chanting for CM Punk. CM Punk stands back up and starts raising his hands in the air still chanting for him. CM Punk decides to sit back with microphone in hand and he starts to look around at the people around the arena.
The Best In The World CM PUNK: Do I have everybody's attention now? In case you don't know who I am my name is CM Punk straight edge society. That means never done drugs and never drink ed alcohol in you case you didn't. Let's not get into that right now because I'm the voice of the voiceless for you people. THY WWE Universe you been tweeting, getting a petition to sign CM Punk and seeing you fans out there asking when are you gonna save us. That trademark was from Y2J Chris Jericho if anybody doesn't know who Fozzy is. I'm not here cause of the money, the golden ticket on air fair, my face on wait wait it feels like I done this before. The reason why I'm here is cause of THY WWE universe deserves the best show on earth and thats why the best is the world is here.
CM Punks stands up and the fans cheering for CM Punk as continues to talk.
The Best in The World CM Punk: Earlier this week Vince McMahon signed me to a contract with THY WWE. Means I'm officially on the roster and I'm here to make statement. As the voice of the voiceless these people don't wanna wait for me to speak tomorrow,next week or next month. Seattle Washington paid good money to see Monday Night Raw featuring CM Punk and not anybody in the back ain't gonna to shut me up. I understand we still have a Main Event but I've made time for you people to promise that next week live on Raw, I'll be wrestling somebody in the back and it could be anybody Joey The Bastard, The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels, The Future Blade LaVigne, hell maybe Bret The Hitman Hart could come out of retirement to face me it doesn't matter who. My name is CM Punk I'm the best in the world and next week is the new beginning of the end.
The crowd cheers as Cult of Personality kicks on ans CM Punk drops the mic on the ground and a big thump his the stage. CM Punk's music kicks on and the crowd cheers. CM Punk walks around screaming The Best In The World as Monday Night's Raw main event gets ready to start.
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Main Event: Christian Knight vs The Pelican
Thy WWE Championship Match
Thy WWE Championship Match
“Written In The Stars" by Tinie Tempah blares over the loud speakers. Christian Knight comes out from the back and makes his way down the ramp and stops at the ring. He heaves himself up and rolls under the bottom rope. After getting into the ring he makes his way towards his respective turnbuckle and climbs it. He unlatches the championship blet that lie on his waist and heaves it in the air to a roar full of boo’s from the audience in attendance. He then descends down the turnbuckle and then hands over his championship belt to the officials to hold onto.
"I’m A Freak" by Rick James blares over the loud speakers. The Pelican comes out from the back and out from behind the curtains wearing a full bird suit.
Don Chuckles: It’s a bird
Phil Latio: It’s A Plane.
Don Chuckles & Phil Latio: It’s The Pelican.
The Pelican flaps his bird suit, meanwhile in the ring the champion Christian Knight is visible laughing his ass of as he begins to make his way down the ramp and the then stops at the ring and he begins to flap his wings again. He heaves himself up and rolls under the bottom rope. After getting into the ring he makes his way towards his respective turnbuckle and begins to flap his fake wings. The referee orders “The Pelican” to take off the fake wings. The pelican although upset, takes of the fake wings and places them outside. The Pelican then gets back into his turnbuckle and awaits for the official to get the match underway.
Ding…Ding…Ding…
Christian Knight takes the first step forward towards his feathery opponent which now slowly takes an approach forward as well. To the surprise of many, “The Pelican” moves like lighting and in a flash, he closes the gap between himself and Christian Knight, his leg is lightning-fast as it shoots up and into the air, looking to connect with Knight's jaw. Knight gets a mouth full of boot as the maneuver connects, and as Knight staggers backward in shock “The Pelican pivots to the side to plant his foot back on the mat. “The Pelican begins to flap his arms trying to taunt Christian Knight which is now visible becoming flush red with anger.
Christian Knight rages towards “The Pelican” with blind anger and tries to capitalize by taking a swing at his feathery opponent. The Pelican deflects the move and cracks Knight right in the side of his head. “The Pelican” then begins to let out some sound effects as he begins to imitate a bird. “Ka-Ka”….Ka-Ka”… Further adding insult to the injury and making the champion Christian Knight even more livid. Still teetering from the punch, Knight begins to drive forward with his own punch that connects with his opponent.
“The Pelican” sends another punch at Knight, but Knight drops his head under the punch and comes up with a swing in response. “The Pelican” tries to deflect the move, but Knight drops one of his hands down to press against “The Pelican’s” raised knee Lunging forward and transforms the maneuver into a tackle that sends “The Pelican” to the mat. “The Pelican” begins to gather his strength and gets back to his feet. As he gets up he puts both of his hands together over his nose to form the shape of a beak and charges towards Christian Knight. Christian just laughs as “The Pelican” Charges towards him like a retard and he lifts his charging opponent up and over his shoulder and brings him down with a Northern Light Suplex.
Christian Knight goes for a submission hold “The Cross over” Christian knight places “The Pelican” in his signature armbar and begins to stretch out the arm much like he did with Sir Luscious leftfoot. He stretches it out but “The Pelican” squells in pain but refuses to tap out. Knight stretches to the point where we hear a snapping sound as if a ligament might have been torn and “The Pelican” taps out with his other free arm. Christian Knight releases the hold and stands up and raises his arms in victory as “The Pelican” rolls out the ring holding his arm and some officials help him to the back.
Winner: General Manager Knight in 3:05 via The Cross Over
After the match is over we see General Manager Knight get handed his Thy WWE World Title and start to raise it triumphantly like he overcame a rough battle. For the past couple weeks we have seen Knight defend his World Title against jobber characters, it’s an odd approach seeing as how Knight was fighting so hard to obtain respect, that now that he has it, it’s like he’s taking the proverbial cowards way out to keep his spot cemented on top of the mountain.
Is our General Manager and World Champion of defending the spot on top of the hill that he has earned?
Now in the ring we see General Manager Knight climb to the middle turnbuckle and continue triumphantly celebrating his win. His celebration is cut short though as a theme song we haven’t heard in sometime kicks on over the arena speakers. The fans start to cheer with approval as they see a returning JACOB SENN walk out onto the stage. Thy’s savior has a sour look on his face as he walks down to the ring and rolls inside.
General Manager Knight seems about as perplexed as all of us do as he hops down from the turnbuckles and watches Jacob Senn ask for a microphone. Senn then brings the microphone to his mouth and comes face to face with Knight as the music cuts off and the fans die down.
“The Saviour” Jacob Senn: Let me get right to the point “sir”, what the hell is wrong with you!
General Manager Knight looks taken aback as Senn continues.
“The Saviour” Jacob Senn: What the hell is wrong with you Christian! When you came back and took the position of General Manager, you were written off as a joke. You were written off as nothing more then a waste of talent and potential who literally fell ass backwards into a job title. The entire locker room saw you as nothing more than a figurehead place holder, a schmuck who was simply keeping the office chair warm for the next person to come through the revolving door of General Managers that this place has seen.
You didn’t let that stop you though.
You fought and you proved that you were something legitimate. Your clashing with the Knights, to your victory over Kurt Orton, to the hell and back you went with Beno. Christian, when you collapsed on top of that triple cage as the new World Champion, I can speak for everybody when I say that you earned all of our respect. At that exact moment, the joke of a man that we all ridiculed was gone. We all knew that a changed man stood before us as our boss and champion.
But now Christian, look at you.
Look at you!
For the last several weeks you’ve done nothing but make a mockery of that World Title and everything that guys like me in the back stand for. Guys like me, guys like Kurt Orton, guys like Bob Cena, we have devoted every thing we have to this business, just for the chance to have what you have now. Every week that you put this mockery on Christian, it’s like a slap to our face. Each week this continues, it’s like you are spitting in our faces and I’m out here right now to tell you that I’ve simply had enough.
Now it’s General Manager Knight’s turn to signal that he be tossed a microphone.
General Manager Knight: Forgi-
“The Saviour” Jacob Senn: Shut your mouth! Shut your mouth right now, your done making a mockery of our World Title.
Right now Christian, order the bell to be rung. Christian Knight vs. Jacob Senn for the Thy World Title, it’s time for that belt to be worn by a true and deserving champion.
General Manager Knight starts to shake his head no and we see Jacob Senn smack him hard across the face.
“The Saviour” Jacob Senn: Book it you son of a bitch! This charade stops now…
General Manager Knight slaps the microphone out of Jacob Senn’s hand and the two of them come even closer. We can see Knight tell Senn to “be careful what he wishes for” while Senn just tells him that “talk is cheap”.
The show ends on a very personal note. How will Knight respond? Guess we will have to tune in to find out.
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Side note, good job went to JTB and POT, great roleplays this week, it was a close one. New card in a bit.
