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Post by Dominic Reynolds on Mar 25, 2013 22:26:06 GMT -5
Dark Match: Tetly vs Demmie vs Undefined
Winner: Demmie
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Many have came and many have gone, but one man and his vision have remained constant. From episode one to now, Vince McMahon has remained steadfast in making Thy WWE one of the most talked about episodic shows in e-federation history, tonight his grand vision pays off as Thy WWE celebrates it's one hundredth episode of Raw.
MONDAY NIGHT RAW
A spectacular pyrotechnics display begins our show and we immediately begin on a shocking note as "I Believe" by Creed blasts out over the speakers and the fans erupt in a loud show of cheers and emotion.
It doesn't take long for Thy WWE Hall of Famer and former General Manager Kenneth Walker to slowly make his way out onto the stage. Standing on top of the stage for a moment, we see Kenneth look around and get genuine tears in his eyes as he smiles and starts to slowly walk down the ramp. Stopping halfway, we see the camera zoom in on Ken as he mouths "Damn I missed this.".
Kenneth takes a couple more steps forward and then stops, turning towards the top of the stage he nods and motions and his song is stopped and replaced by "My Own Hell" by Five Finger Death Punch blasting out over the speakers and the other former General Manager Austin Starr slowly walking out from the back with a smile of his own on his face as well. Starr gets a mixed reaction as he walks down next to Ken and the two of them hug before going and getting inside of the ring.
We see Austin and Ken walk around the ring, slowly nodding and gesturing to the fans in attendance.
The music then stops and Kenneth asks one of the ringside techs for a microphone and goes to address the crowd, however an overwhelming cheer cuts him off.
Lifting his microphone up again, this time we see Kenneth start to speak.
Kenneth Walker: Thank you, from the bottom of my heart...thank you.
Austin walks up to Keneth and asks for the microphone, Ken hands it over and we see Austin waste no time as he starts to speak.
Austin Starr: Hello Thy WWE, tonight is truly a special night.
Kenneth signals for and gets tossed another microphone and starts to speak.
Kenneth Walker: One hundred...tonight is the one hundredth episode of Raw. Do each of you know how monumental of a moment this is? Do each of you know how special a moment this is?
Austin Starr: Many great men have came, and many great men have gone. But one thing has remained constanst, it's because of all you people that we were able to get to this occasion. You cheering fans, the ones who buy the tickets, the ones who spend their hard earned money to come to these shows, deciding who to cheer, who to boo, without you, none of us would be where we are now. So to follow Ken's sentiment, thank you, I truly thank each and ev-
"Written In The Stars" by Tinie Tempah blasts out over the arena speakers and the fans start to boo as General Manager Christian Knight walks out and wastes no time getting down and inside of the ring. Knight already has a microphone in his hand as he pushes past Ken and Austin and looks at the two of them with disdain as his music stops.
General Manager Knight: Oh jesus christ, when will you two ever just shut the hell up and stay the hell away!
General Manager Knight gets more boos from the arena fans as he continues.
General Manager Knight: Austin, Ken; I'm going to enlighten the two of you to something that you are either to incompetent, or to naive to realize. This isn't MTV: The Real World, this isn't Jersey Shore, or any other pseudo-reality drivel that the two of you thrive in. This is professional wrestling, and this is MY brand of professional wrestling. Rather than the never ending "Austin and Ken reality show melodrama hour" that you would subject us too, this is real wrestling, and it is all because of me. I am the simple reason that order has been restored, I am the reason that the ratings have been steadily climbing since my appointment to the position of General Manager.
The two of you disappoint me on so many levels.
The two of yo-
Austin Starr: Just a second there Christian. Take it from somebody who has been there and done that a hundred times over. You're thinking right now is short sided and reckless, all you are seeing is the now, while you are not looking at the possible outcomes of the latter. Take it from experience my friend, don't bite off more than you can chew too quickly...it never ends well.
Kenneth Walker: Do you remember the road to last years Wrestlemania Christian? Do you remember what I told you? As much as you refuse to believe it, as much as you don't want to accept it, you and I, you and Austin, you share many qualities that we emulated when we were fresh faced rookies in this business. Your devoting every second to furthering your standing in this game, neglecting all else that's important in life. Let me tell you where that road ends Christian, it ends with you alone, no goals, no career, it leaves you with NOTHING
Austin Starr: I'd be a fool to not give you credit where it's due Christian. In a short matter of time you have done some amazing things, I had the same blogs talking, I had the same buzz going when I first took over the position of General Manager.
Be wary of the hazards of the job Christian, they will chew you up a-
General Manager Knight: Shut up! Shut up right now! I will not have the two of you washed up bums soling my ring anymore, spreading these malicious lies and fallacies. Get out, get out now before I have you forcibly removed from my ring and from my building.
Knight just points at the exit and we see Austin come face to face with General Manager Knight for a second and the two of them start to trash talk. It's actually Kenneth who proves to be the voice of reason as he motions for Austin to leave with him, mouthing that "it's not worth it". Austin then pushes by General Manager Knight and leaves the ring with Kenneth, as the two Hall of Famers walk up the ramp and disappear behind the curtain, we see the shot go back to General Manager Knight.
General Manager Knight: I'm going to be short and very sweet. Two things are going to happen tonight, first you will see the leader truly set the example tonight as I defeat Kurt Orton. And next week, yeah, I bet the Knights thought I was done tormenting them...not even close. Let's just say if the Knights thought I was messing with them, then they are really going to hate next week.
More boos can be heard from the fans as "Written In The Stars" blasts out once more over the speakers, General Manager Knight walks out of the ring and up the ramp as the show goes to a commercial break.
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Post by Dominic Reynolds on Mar 25, 2013 22:34:09 GMT -5
Match 1: Mr. Swag-A-Licious/Sir Luscious Leftfoot vs. Stone Cold Skulls
The bell rings.
Leftfoot and Neal take their position as starters, and while Neal is eager to tie up and get the match rolling, Luscious is having too much fun just bobbing and weaving and shadow-boxing with himself, daring Neal to come get some. Every time Jesse does, however, Luscious jumps a pace backwards and throws a few more mock jabs at an invisible punching back. Finally, Neal's impatience gets the better of him, practically spearing Leftfoot into the corner and hammering across the side of the head with a number of forearm shots. He goes to whip him out of the corner, but Luscious reverses and drops down, pulling him straight into a drop toe hold and floating over, bringing him down with a headlock takeover in turn. Neal powers out of the headlock, forcing him across the ropes and taking him down with a shoulder block.
Leftfoot tries to scramble up but is immediately thrown back down with a gutwrench suplex. Covered, but only for one. Leftfoot tries to crawl for the corner but is dragged by the ankle into the Skulls' corner. Greenburg is tagged in, dropping down an elbow into Sir Leftfoot's spine, and then a second one. Neal props him up, bringing him into an abdominal stretch and Greenburg drives a knee into the exposed ribs. Mark practically toys with him, picking him up and beating him with a number of right hands, only for Leftfoot to suddenly shove him back and swing around with a spinning backfist. While he's stunned, Leftfoot rushes to the ropes and charges, nailing him with a jumping forearm, but the big man doesn't fall. Leftfoot tries it again, but is scooped out of the air and slammed down in a uranage. Cover is made.
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With Greenburg disorientated, Leftfoot wraps around him for a snap DDT. With both men down, Leftfoot manages to crawl into the corner and tags in Swag-a-Licious. With a whooping and a hollering, Swag runs across the ring, leaping up onto the crouching Greenburg's back and uses it for momentum to dropkick Neal clean off the side off the apron. He goes wild, swinging lefts and rights at Greenburg's head, until Greenburg finally throws a punch of his own. With one arena shaking cry of 'AW HELL NAW', Swag-A-Licious runs to the ropes and nails Greenburg in the head with a hellacious big boot. Cover is made.
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Swag grits his teeth, daring Greenburg to climb up to his feet while Leftfoot rushes over to the downed Neal. Within a few seconds, Neal grabs him and throws the two of them sideways into the barricade, wrapping them up in a brawl at ringside. As soon as Greenburg is standing, Swag-A-Licious measures him up, and runs right into a clothesline. Greenburg picks up Swag and kicks him in the mid-section connecting with a impact power bomb!
Mark goes for the pin.
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Post by Dominic Reynolds on Mar 25, 2013 22:36:21 GMT -5
Match 2: "The Future" Blade LaVigne vs. Jordan Turner
The lights cut out in the arena as Yelawolf's Lets roll starts to blare over the P.A. As Jordan Turner walks out onto the stage. He walks down the ramp, and jumps into the ring. His theme song fades as he waits for his opponent.
Phil Latio: Jordan Turner earned his first win last week on RAW.
Don Chuckles: Impressive indeed!
"Bleed for me" plays. Blade hesitates for a moment before walking into view. He cocks a smirk and walks onto the stage. With his hands on his hips, Blade scans the arena, taking it all in. Blade makes his way down the ramp, high fiving the fans on his down. Blade makes it to the ring and slides in. Blade walks to the top right turnbuckle and hops onto it. He throws his arms in the air and cocks a grin. His theme song fades as he drops down and waits for the match to begin.
Phil Latio: Blade LaVigne is what Thy WWE needs!
Don Chuckles: I must agree, I like his attitude!
DING DING DING
The bell rings, and the two men lock up.
Blade catches an early advantage and locks in a headlock. Jordan
pushes Blade off and the two begin trading punches. Blade locks in an Irish whip, and Turner flies off of the ropes, jumps over blade and hits a flying cross body. Blade goes down, and Jordan jumps up, climbing the top rope. Blade stands, and is met with yet another cross body. Jordan bounds off of the ropes when Blade stands, but LaVigne is ready and hits a big clothesline.
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Phil Latio: Close one right there. Blade is man handling the young Turner!
Don Chuckles: Blade wants to get this one over with soon!
Blade doesn't waste a moment, hitting hard stomps on Jordan. He takes breaks at the continued insistence of the referee. He takes a few moments, then goes right back to stomping. As he takes another break, Turner grabs his leg and wrenches him down. LaVigne tumbles, and Turner goes in for a roll-up.
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Phil Latio: Rookie move and it always worked for Jordan!
Blade kicks out, and crawls away quickly as Turner stands. Blade stands with the assistance of the ropes, and Jordan hits a spinning kick to the side of Blade's head. Blade falls sideways, the ropes catching under his arms. He hangs off of them, and Jordan bounds off of the opposite ropes and does a baseball slide. His feet slams into Blade's. LaVigne falls backwards, slamming down into the mat, and Jordan's move is self sacrificing, as his baseball slide sends him flying into the barricade. He manages to stand, and slides into the ring. He is met with a spear from Blade, and both men are down.
Don Chuckles: Whats going to happen now!
Blade rolls back up and picks up Jordan, Blade kicks him in the mid-section and connects with his famous sit-down powerbomb! Blade covers his opponent.
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Post by Dominic Reynolds on Mar 25, 2013 22:40:36 GMT -5
Match 3: Maven vs. Alex Kendall
A match that had the potential to be monumental turned out to be a colossal let down. We were informed shortly before this match was scheduled to begin that Maven pulled out of his scheduled appearence at the absolute last moment and would not be bothering to show up for work. A dejected Alex Kendall just walks away in disgust, the referee tries to raise his hand to acknowledge his victory, but Kendall won't have any of it, he just leaves the ring and disappears quickly.
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Post by Dominic Reynolds on Mar 25, 2013 22:42:32 GMT -5
Match 4: Mystery Wrestler vs. Bret Hart
Bret's Theme hits the arena and the fans instantly sound it out with their Boo's. Bret stands on the top of the ramp in his wrestling attire and his leather jacket with "Too Old Too Die Young" printed on the front. Julie walks down past Bret wearing her black tank top and blue jeans. They start to walk down the ramp as the fans continue to scream abuse at Bret as he yells back at them.
Steve Cruise - "Ladies and Gentlemen introducing,Being accompanied to the ring by Julie Hart, From Calgary Alberta Canada, A member of the Knights of the Round Table, Bret 'The Hitman' Hart!"
Bret climbs up the stairs and he looks around before ducking under the top rope. Julie climbs under the bottom rope and kisses her husband and then climbs back outside. The fans cant scream their abuse at Bret any louder. Bret plays on their abuse and takes off his jacket and hands it to Julie on the outside. They share one more kiss and she jumps down from the apron. Bret stands in his corner waiting for his opponent.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent.....
The lights begin to flicker on and off and Bret's eyes are glued to the stage.
Phil Latio: I wonder who the mystery wrestler could be!
Don Chuckles: I have no idea Phil!
Phoenix by ASAP begins to play as the fans give mix reaction because they haven't heard this theme song from anyone in the back. Bret cocks a smirk as out of nowhere Thy WWE's fourth ever intercontinental champion, Dan Hellman walks onto the stage.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent, weighing in at 229 lbs and standing at 5ft 9 inches...He is the fourth ever IC champion...making his in-ring return...DAN HELLMAN!!!!!!!!!
Dan Hellman walks onto the stage, recieving cheers from fans who actually remember him. Hellman begins to clap his hand and shakes his head. Dan begins to walk down the ramp and towards the ring.
Phil Latio: Wow, Dan Hellman has returned!
Don Chuckles: I was hoping for someone more important!
Phil Latio: Shut up Don!
The bell goes off and the match begins.
DING DING DING
The match gets underway and the two men grapple. The heavier Bret gets the upper hand and gets Hellman in a headlock. Hellman fights out of it by numerous punches to the midsection. Hellman takes advantage as Bret is winded and begins to hit him with chops and kicks. Eventually Bret is forced into the corner, however Hellman won't let up.
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Bret goes for the cover.
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Phil Latio: Close one but Hellman isn't going down just because of a DDT, it's going to take more than that Bret.
Don Chuckles: I agree, Bret should know that by now. A DDT is not going to slow anyone down.
Bret picks up Hellman and irish whips him to the ropes. Hellman comes back as Bret goes for a clothesline. Hellman goes under the arm of and Hart runs at the other ropes. He comes back at Bret and connects with a cross body. Hellman jumps back up as Bret rolls onto his stomach. Hellman drops down with a elbow on Bret's lower back.
Hellman rolls back up as the fans begin to cheer and give mix reactions.
Phil Latio: Fans are loving this Don!
Don: So am I. Hellman is showing he still has what it takes!
Hellman rolls up. Hellman beats his chest and pumps up the crowd. Fans cheering and everything looks clear but not paying attention, from behind him we see Bret getting back to his feet. Hellman slowly turns around and Bret kicks him in the mid-section and connects with a Pile-driver!
Bret falls onto Hellman who's eyes rolled back into his head. Bret hooks the leg has the ref begins to count!
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Post by Dominic Reynolds on Mar 25, 2013 22:44:29 GMT -5
Match 5: Troy Motor vs. CM Punk
Phil: Ladies and gentlemen, up next the Thy WWE Television Championship is on the line when our champion, CM Punk defends against Troy Motor...
Don: Isn't this Troy Motor's third or fourth title shot in the past couple of months?
Phil: Right you are, Don... He has recently challenged Joey the Bastard a couple of times for the Intercontinental Champion but came up short...
Don: Yeah, and now he gets a shot at the TV Title? Talk about your charity case...
Phil: Now that's uncalled for, Don. Troy Motor earned those shots, and he earned this shot. The same goes for CM Punk... He earned that title, and he's been a damn fine champion thus far. Both men deserve to be in this match...
Don: Are they Knights, Latio?
Phil: That's beside the point...
Don: Answer the question, Latio... Are either CM Punk or Troy Motor members of the Knights?
Phil: Well, no, but...
Don: I rest my case.
Phil: You...
Don: I rest my case!
{Troy Motor's music hits and the crowd starts to give mixed reaction.}
Phil: Here comes the challenger. He's gone through a bit of an attitude adjustment recently it seems...
Don: Yeah, and not for the better...
{Troy steps out from the back ready to rumble. He makes his way down the ramp and walks up the steps and enters the ring via through the ropes.}
Phil: The man took Joey the Bastard to hell and back, and now he's looking to do the same with CM Punk...
Don: Don't get me started on CM Punk...
{Static breaks the brief silence in the arena and the crowd goes wild as CM Punk walks out from the back with the TV Title around his waist. he stops at the top of the ramp and checks his invisible wrist watch then screams out to the crowd and head down to the ring. He walks up the ramps then climbs the turnbuckle, unsnapping the title and holding it high above his head. The crowd is behind CM Punk as he jumps down and hands the title to the referee and waits in the corner.}
Phil: Speaking of The Bastard, CM Punk beat him last week in a battle of champions, Don... What do you think about that?
Don: It was a travesty, Latio... A complete and utter fluke!
Phil: He fought off the whole group, Don...
Don: Well, let me tell you this... this whole CM Punk cinderella story... It's gonna come to an end real soon, Latio... If not tonight, then maybe next week... It's only a matter of time!
{The ref holds the belt up to show the crowd and both men the gold. He hands the belt to ringside then calls for the bell...
DING DING DING
Both men start to circle each other, and Troy lunges forward, swiping at Punk's legs, but Punk dodges. Punk does the same, and Troy dodges backward. Troy moves forward as does Punk and they lock up in an elbow and collar tie up. Both men struggle for control until Troy drives a knee in to the gut of Punk. Punk almost doubles over as Troy bounces off the ropes and hits a low drop kick to a kneeling CM Punk's face. Punk is down and Troy gets out on the apron and sling shots over. CM Punk moves at the last second, but Troy Motor rolls through the landing and bounces off the ropes, ducks a clothesline, and hits Punk with another dropkick. Both men back up quick and Troy hits a hip toss on Punk. Punk back up and gets scoop slammed by Troy. Troy grabs Punk by the head and slams his head against the turnbuckle. he then starts to hammer away on Punk in the corner...}
Phil: Look at Troy Motor taking it to the champion here in the early going.
Don: yeah, that was unexpected!
{Troy chops Punk across the chest as the crowd shouts WOO! then he whips Punk in to the opposite corner. Troy then charges Punk and Punk leans forward and flips Troy up and over and outside the ring, but troy lands with his feet on the apron. Punk turns around and tries to hits Troy, but Troy blocks it and hits a few forearms to Punk's face. Punk stumbles back and Troy climbs up to the top rope and leaps off for a double axe handle. But Punk catches him in the gut with a spinning back kick, and sets him up in a front face lock. He hooks the arm then lifts Troy up, hitting a beautiful vertical suplex. Punk floats over for a quick pin attempt as the ref moves in...
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Troy back up and Punk whips him in to the ropes. Punk leap frogs, and Troy bounces off the ropes. Punk jumps up and hits Troy with a leg lariat as the crowd roars. Troy back up and Punk hits a scoop slam of his own. Troy gets up and charges for a clothesline, but Punk ducks and locks Troy's arm and spins him around, dropping him with a spinning neck breaker. The crowd is behind Punk now with chants. Punk goes up to the top rope then leaps off, going for an elbow drop, but Troy rolls out of the ring. Punk hits hard, and Troy is on the outside trying to catch his breath. Punk writhes in pain but gets to his feet. He bounces off the ropes and dives through the ropes at Troy with a suicide dive. Troy reacts in time, side stepping the missile that is CM Punk and guiding him in to the ringside guard rail....}
Phil: Oh my, CM Punk tried to end it all right there with that one move...
Don: But he may have ended it for himself... He looks hurt, Latio...
{Punk is holding his shoulder in agony as Troy starts to stomp at it with Punk up against the barricade. Troy pulls Punk up and whips him shoulder first in to the steel steps. The crowd starts to boo now as Troy shrugs it off and pulls Punk up. He grabs him by the head and goes to slam Punk face first in to the ring post, but Punk blocks it, and reverses it, sending Troy face first in to the ring post. Troy is dazed, and CM Punk rolls Troy back in to the ring as the ref;s count reaches seven. Punk climbs up on to the apron and waits for Troy to get his feet. Punk jumps up and sling shots off the top rope and catches Troy with a diving clothesline. Punk with a cover...
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Punk slaps the mat once then pulls Troy up and sets him up for a piledriver. He lifts Troy up but Troy goes dead weight on him. Punk tries it again, and Troy won't go up. Troy then flips Punk over and when Punk struggles to his feet, Troy attacks with a vicious clothesline. Punk is down and Troy jumps up on the second rope and hits a lionsault on Punk. Troy with the cover now...
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{The crowd starts to boo now as they focus their attention up the ramp where Joey the Bastard is making his way down the ramp...}
Phil: What the hell does he want? he has no business out here!
Don: Sure he does, Latio... Punk stole a victory from The Bastard last week, and The Bastard never gets tired of kicking Troy Motor's ass! Haha!
{Troy spots JTB and asks what the hell he's doing here. JTB just motions for Troy to keep on CM Punk. Troy realizes that he;s wasting valuable time and grabs Punk by the head. Punk quickly rolls Troy up in an inside cradle...
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JTB starts to freak out on the outside as Troy looked as surprised as hell. He mounts Punk and starts to hit rapid punches to the side of the head. Then he pulls Punk up, and JTB yells something to him from the outside. Troy nods and sets Punk up for a Jackknife Powerbomb. Troy lifts him up but Punk starts to wail away on his face. Troy drops him and Punk lands on his feet. He lifts Troy up on to his shoulders and hits it... GO TO SLEEP! JTB quickly gets up on the apron, yelling at the ref who is easily distracted. Punk covers Troy, but the ref is trying to get JTB to get off the apron. After a few seconds JTB gets down and the ref turns around to see Punk pinning Troy...
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The crowd roars in anger as JTB laughs on the outside. Punk goes to bounce off the ropes by JTB and he grabs Punk's foot, causing him to stumble. Punk turns around and starts to jaw at JTB who jaws right back. Out of nowhere, Troy grabs Punk by the head and hits the Dropback on Cm Punk. Troy goes for a cover as the crowd boos and JTB jumps for joy on the outside...
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JTB starts to freak out after Punk kicked out. He goes over and grabs the TV Title from ringside and slides it in to the ring. Troy has it now and JTB has the ref distracted again. Punk is up and Troy charges with the title, but Punk trips him with a drop toe hold, sending the title belt right in to the back of the ref's head...}
Phil: Oh no! The ref is down! This doesn't look good for CM Punk!
Don: Take em out, Troy!
{The crowd is booing JTB out of the building as he mocks the knocked out ref. Then he gets in the ring and charges Punk. Punk dodges and sends JTB over the top rope to the outside. Troy hits Punk in the leg with a chop block, and starts to stomp on Punk's knee. JTB slides back in looking pissed off and grabs the TV Title. He tells Troy to get Punk up. JTB charges with the title but Punk ducks and so does Troy Motor. JTB turns around in to a spin kick from CM Punk right in to the TV Title, which is driven right in to JTB's face. JTB rolls out of the ring to the outside as Troy looks on. he turns around and Punk lifts him on his shoulders for a second time... GO TO SLEEP! Punk covers as the ref slowly crawls to make a count...
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Steve Cruise: The winner of this match and STILL Thy WWE TV Champion.... C...M... PUNK!
{Punk's music starts to play as the crowd goes wild...}
Phil: CM Punk had to fight off one than one man yet again, but he did it!
Don: It's not possible!
{CM Punk grabs the title from the ref and holds it above his head in the center of the ring. A reinvigorated JTB hits the ring and attacks CM Punk from behind. He starts to stomp Punk as the music stops. The crowd boos and Troy gets up and joins in. They stomp away on CM Punk for a little bit then JTB pulls Punk up and sends him flying over the top rope to the outside...}
Phil: This is uncalled for, dammit! Just cause the man beat you last week? What kind of crap is this?
Don: It's payback, Latio... An eye for an eye... Uh oh, look at this...
{JTB and Troy Motor stand across from each other in the ring, but men looking pissed off. then JTB extends his hand to Troy Motor. Troy looks at JTB as if he's nuts and the crowd doesn't like this one bit. Then Troy accepts and the two men shake hands. JTB nods his head and smirks at Troy, then quickly exits the ring and heads up the ramp while playing up the crowd.}
Phil: What the hell did we just see?
Don: Respect, Latio... Troy earned it.
Phil: I never would have thought that I'd see those two on the same side in my life! CM Punk is gonna be pissed!
Don: Screw him...
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Post by Dominic Reynolds on Mar 25, 2013 22:50:17 GMT -5
Match 6: Joey The Bastard vs. "The Professor" Bob Cena
"Unorthodox" by Wretch 32 feat. Example blasts around the arena and the crowd go insane. The "Professor of Thuganomics" Bob Cena bursts out from behind the curtain; wearing a black Operation Fuck Up shirt with "PoT" on the back, camo shorts and his steel chain around his neck. He is followed closely by his good friend and co-founder of Operation Fuck Up, Crack. Crack is wearing a black Operation Fuck Up shirt with red shorts.
Cena walks up to a camera man and shouts down the lens, "You make the rules! And we will break 'em!". Cena and Crack both walk down the ramp conversing and slapping hands with the screaming fans in attendance.
They reach the ring and PoT takes the chain from around his neck, folds it up and hands it to Crack; before sliding under the bottom rope. He walks around the ring doing his double horn taunt before taking his shirt off and throwing it into the crowd. Cena walks to the corner of a ring and sits down, leaning against the bottom rope.
JTB’s music blares over the loud speakers. Joey comes out from the back and makes his way down the ramp and stops at the ring. He heaves himself up and rolls under the bottom rope. After getting into the ring he makes his way towards his respective turnbuckle.
*The ref checks both men and the bell is rung. Bob wastes no time and races to Joey and close lines him to the ground. He quickly follows up with a double knee drop to the gut of Joey. Bob picks him up and lifts Joey for a spine buster. Joey writhes around in pain but he isn’t let alone for a second. Bob instantly goes on the attack again and he lands a few punches to the head of Joey. Bob stands up and Joey kicks Bob in the groin and Bob drops like a stone in water.*
Phil Latio – “What a cheap shot!”
Don Chuckles – “All’s fair in love and war Phil.”
*Joey has made it to his feet with Bob on his knees holding his groin. Joey walks up and slaps Bob round the head and then drops him with a DDT. Joey picks him up and lifts him up onto the top of a nearby turnbuckle. Joey delivers a top turnbuckle backdrop back onto the mat. Joey keeps up the momentum and lifts Bob back up for a neck breaker. Joey starts to play to the crowd. From the top of the ramp Bret Hart appears. Bob looks up to his nemesis and he groans as Joey picks him back up. Bret slowly walks down to the ring.*
Don Chuckles – “What is Bret doing here. He has no business being here.”
Phil Latio – “He wants his revenge on Bob obviously.”
*Bret is now at the ring watching the match unfold. Joey has Bob in the corner and has continuously punched and kneed him to the gut. Bob slouches in the corner and Joey places his boot onto the neck of Bob. The ref pulls him off and with his back turned Bret gives Bob a few cheap shots to the ribs. Bob rolls away and Joey is released by the ref. Joey picks him up and hip tosses Bob to the mat and locks in an armbar. Bob is writhing in pain in the middle of the ring. Joey isn’t letting up he almost has Bob tapping when Joey hears Bret shout to let him go. Joey releases the hold and he smiles at Bret. They both want him to suffer. Bob’s arm is in agony as Joey kicks him in his arm to add more pain. Joey runs to the ropes and Lionsaults back onto his downed opponent. He goes for a cover.*
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*Bob just gets his one good shoulder up as joey is thrown off of him. Joey smiles as he knows he’s still got time to add more damage to Bob. The ref is checking on Bob as Joey pulls him away. The ref goes back to joey and pushes him to the corner telling Joey he is in charge. Joey starts to argue as Bret pulls Bob out of the ring and lands a few punches to Bob. He picks him up and scoop slams him onto the floor. He picks up Bob and rolls him back into the ring. Joey has stopped arguing with the ref and he goes back onto the attack.*
Phil Latio – “Bob doesn’t seem to be able to get back into this Don.”
Don Chuckles – “He’s got to do something.”
*Joey picks up Bob again and superplex’s him back to the mat. He’s seemingly toying with Bob now. Joey plays to the crowd again. He turns around to see Bob has made it to his knees. He approaches Bob and goes to kick his ribs but Bob grabs his leg and elbow smashes onto Joey’s knee. Joey turns in pain as Bob stumbles to his feet. Joey turns again and this time he is picked up and hit with an ATTITUDE AJUSTMENT! Both men are laid out on the mat as the ref tries to get life out of both of them. Bret on the outside is franticly screaming to get Joey up. Both men stagger to their knees and start to exchange blows.*
Don Chuckles – “Bob is starting to find his game again now.”
Phil Latio – “But can he keep this up.”
*Bob and Joey are both on their feet exchanging blows. Joey goes for a right hand but Bob ducks and he picks up Joey for a faraway slam. Bob Jumps to his feet and Joey rolls out of the ring to Bret. The ref screams for Joey to get back in the ring. Bret whispers into the ear of Joey and he rolls back in. Bret garbs a chair from underneath the ring……
Ok joey wins its –
*Joey and bob are now exchanging blows once more and Joey irish whips Bob to the rope near Bret. Joey distracts the ref as Bret whacks Bob over the back of the head with the chair. Joey races to Bob as Bret hides the chair. Joey picks up Bob and delivers the SCREWDRIVER! He goes for the pin.*
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Winner: Joey The Bastard |
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Post by Christian Knight on Mar 25, 2013 23:08:34 GMT -5
Match 7: "The Saviour" Jacob Senn vs. Stalker Knight (Gravespawn)
--Winner faces Beno for the title at Raw 101--
Steve Cruise: This match is scheduled for one fall and it is the finals to determine who will face the World Heavyweight Champion Beno Live next week at Raw 101 for the championship!
Introducing first, from Miami,Florida weighing in at 222 pounds... Ladies and Gentlemen This is "The Saviour" Jacob Senn!
"Savior" by Skillet plays and smoke begins to billow out onto the stage. We then see Jacob Senn arise from the bottom of the stage with his arms extended with massive disapproval from the crowd.
When he is completely on the stage, we see Jacob Senn look up and give a devilish smirk to the crowd. He walks down the ramp as he hears the remarks and insults from the crowd, but shows no recognition towards them.
He begins to walk up the steps and then walks the apron. He stops and does his signature taunt as he then enters the ring. He walks to the center of the ring, does his signature taunt again and then goes to the corner to wait.
Master's Solemn Hour begins to play over the P.A. system and it goes on for a good minute or so . . . and yet nothing. Then purple smoke begins to fill the arena. The lights go out . . . however the upper lighting bank flares to life with the word . . . VINDICATION VINDICATION also beams down on the ring canvas. A purple bolt of lightning strikes the center of the stage. The lights return suddenly with Stalker standing in the ring waiting on/standing behind his opponent.
And here... we ... go!
Staler & Senn square up around the ring before locking up in the center trying to figure out who has the advantage to kick-off this contest, Stalker kicks Senn in the knee before hitting him with a picture-perfect DDT before following up with a little ground n pound to the skull of "The Saviour".
Stalker taunts to the crowd before picking Senn up and hitting him with another DDT, but Senn counters it into a spinning neck-breaker following up with a knee to the skull of Knight. Senn takes a second to taunt before picking Knight up and realizing that it's his time to shine... so with that he drops Knight flat on his skull with a Brain Buster and goes up top slowly for Relevation.
Senn almost connects until Knight gets his knees up at the last second, knowing that he will not lose this match and he quickly goes for the pin.
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Knight picks Senn up from the canvas and hits him with a few jabs to the jaw, throws him into the corner for an Irish Whip and he connects visciously with a clothesline followed up with a dropkick to the knees and after that.. he hits the Knight's End
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Senn kicks out at the count of 2 1/2 before realizing where he's at and after a minute... he hits the Judgement superkick the minute Knight gets back up from the pin-fall attempt, Senn stands up and thinks what to do next before going into he corner signaling that it's over, he hits a devastating Spear on Knight after he comes to his senses... Senn now goes for the pinfall!
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Senn can't believe it now that two finishers combined will not put away this war-horse, Knight begins now to bleed from his skull after repeated jabs from Jacob, Senn rams Knight's head into the turnbuckle repeatedly now getting frustrated at the result of this match.
Senn grips his hair now thinking "what's next" as he thinks in the corner while Stalker on the other side after being checked by the referee says "Bring it the hell on!"
Senn throws Knight out to the floor and as Stalker tries to get to his feet, he is met by an on-coming missile known as Jacob Senn with a suicide dive, he drags Knight's body over to the announce table and smashes him in the back with a TV monitor before clearing the table of all equipment and lifting him onto the surface.
Jacob climbs to the top rope and screams that "it's over!" before hitting Relevation thorugh the annonce table and sending the fans into a frenzy while screaming THY! THY! THY! at the top of their lungs!
Jacob lifts up the dead weight from the carnage of the Thy WWE announce table and rolls it back into the ring for a pinfall.
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Jacob looks absoulutely blown out of his mind as he stomps the ground out in agony, begging from the heavens for a sign of relief and as he does thar, he finds the perfect way to end Stalker once and for all... with his own move!
Jacob picks up Stalker but sees that he is fighting back with some old-school chops to the chest and jabs to the mouth which faces Senn to break his grp and as Stalker finally feels the flow it is cut short by Senn's version of Knight's End!
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Here is your winner and now #1 Contender to the Thy WWE Heavyweight Championship of the World... "The Saviour" Jacob Senn!!! |
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Post by Christian Knight on Mar 25, 2013 23:15:32 GMT -5
We see backstage as "The Prodigy" Kurt Orton is standing against a locker room trying to psyche himself up for the huge match ahead. A backstage interviewer comes up and tries to approach Kurt to get some words, but his mouth drops to the floor and his eyes get really big. Turning to the left we see that SHEAMUS is standing and staring a hole at and through Orton, Sheamus has not been seen since getting decisively beaten by Alex Kendall, what brings him back tonight, why here with Orton? Sheamus walks up and comes face to face with Orton who is staring back just as decisively. The two of them just share a nod and then Orton pushes aside and heads toward the ring for his match. A close up of the Celtic Warrior shows him mouthing how 'it's good to finally be back fella". |
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Post by Christian Knight on Mar 26, 2013 0:01:22 GMT -5
Match 8: General Manager Knight vs. "The Prodigy" Kurt Orton
“Written In The Stars” blasts out first as we see General Manager Knight come out and slide into the ring looking as confident as ever. No time is wasted though and we immediately see Orton run out from the back, charge the ring and tackle GM Knight down to the ground. The referee inserts himself, separates the two and states the rules. He gets no acknowledgement so just orders the bell to be rung. Before anything, GM Knight tells the referee to not stop this match under any circumstances.
We then see GM Knight and KO turn their attention toward each other and quickly lock up. KO pushes GM Knight up against the ropes, but neither men can gain an advantage... KO then slaps GM Knight in the face to break it up. GM Knight rubs his jaw with a little bit of a smile on his face as he acknowledges KO. Both men circle then lock up again... GM Knight with a quick boot to the gut gets KO winded, as GM Knight bounces off the ropes and hits a running knee lift. GM Knight in for the quick cover, The ref goes to make the count, but KO kicks out at two.GM Knight grabs KO by the head and starts to pull KO up, but KO grabs GM Knight's legs and flips him onto his back, following through with a pinning combination... The ref makes the count but only gets to two...KO quickly up, and bounces off the ropes.
GM Knight is up and ducks a clothesline attempt from KO. KO off the ropes again, and GM Knight jumps up with a high dropkick much to the delight of the crowd. crawls to the corner as GM Knight follows up with a few shots to the gut. GM Knight goes to whip KO into the opposite corner but KO reverses.
GM Knight hits the turnbuckle hard and stumbles back toward KO who flies at him with a huge enziguri to the face. KO pulls GM Knight up and whips him into the corner. GM Knight can barely stand after KO's foot connected with his temple. The ref moves in beside GM Knight, checking to see if he's okay... Or so it seems, because when KO charges GM Knight,
The referee grabs GM Knight's arms and pulls him out of the line of fire. KO hits shoulder first into the ring post..
KO stumbles out of the corner and The referee kicks him in the gut, grabbing hold of KO and sending him flying over the top rope and to the outside. The crowd boos wildly as The referee laughs. GM Knight back up, and shoves The ref, demanding to know what he thinks he is doing...The ref holds his hands up and gestures for GM Knight to go out of the ring to beat on KO some more. GM Knight nods then drops The ref with a right to the jaw to a huge reaction from the crowd...
GM Knight bounces off the ropes and dives out of the ring, but KO has grabbed a chair, and nails GM Knight right in the head in mid-flight. KO has GM Knight up, and whips him hard into the steel steps, separating the two pieces. KO picks up the top portion over his head, and moves in to finish GM Knight off, but GM Knight explodes up, delivering a dropkick to the steps. KO falls backward and the steps fall right on his head! GM Knight looks pissed as he picks up the chair that was used on his very own head and smacks it against the steps over and over again as the crowd cheers.
The ref has slowly made his way back up and is demanding that they take it back into the ring. GM Knight threatens to hit The referee with the chair and The referee quickly backs up. That minor distraction gives KO time to get to his feet. GM Knight turns and KO takes GM Knight down face first on the steps with a drop toe hold... KO then grabs some wires and starts to choke GM Knight out with them. The ref exits the ring and grabs KO's arm, trying to get him to break the choke, and KO does indeed break the hold, and lunges at The ref, taking him down and driving hard shots into the face.
The ref frantically tries to get away, and GM Knight grabs KO by the back of the neck. The ref quickly scurries off to safety as GM Knight hits a neckbreaker on the outside. GM Knight pulls KO up and rolls him into the ring. GM Knight goes for the cover and The referee dives to make the count, and it's a quick one... 1-2-..NO! KO kicks out! GM Knight looks at The ref with distaste, and shakes his head before heading to the corner, and going up top. GM Knight waits for KO to get to his feet then leaps, hitting a huge missile dropkick.
GM Knight goes in for another cover... Another quick count from The ref... 1-2..NO! And another kick out from KO!
GM Knight jumps up and gets in The ref's face... Both men jaw-jack at each other as KO gets to his feet. GM Knight turns around and his met a kick to the gut from KO. KO then sets him up for it...KO hits his finisher and goes for the cover. But The referee does nothing... KO yells at The referee to make the count but The referee just stands there with arms crossed... Smirking and saying "Hell no". A look a pure rage spreads across the face of KO and he charges at The ref. The referee quickly slides out of the ring as KO chases him around the ring. The crowd is going crazy.
KO stops his pursuit and grabs the chair. The referee gets down on his knees and begs KO not to hit him. KO laughs at this cowardly display, and rolls back into the ring chair in hand. GM Knight is back up, but barely. KO is ready to clock GM Knight right in the skull, but The referee slides in and grabs the chair, and stops him. This distraction gives KO enough time to fight to grab the chair, but then we see Knight hit KO nearly low, and as the chair drops we see Christian spike KO’s head into the chair with a spike DDT. Hooking KO’s leg we see the referee make the count and this match is over.
Winner: GM Knight.
The show goes to black with General Manager Knight standing on the top turnbuckle, defiantly screaming for somebody to doubt him now.
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Post by Joey The Bastard on Mar 26, 2013 2:05:57 GMT -5
Opening segment was good, and it started off like a big time wrestling show should... Fire works and all that type of stuff. I was actually starting to think it was getting a little corny with the lovey dovey stuff, but when the GM came out I understood what the whole point was. Segment showed it's purpose that this is GM Knight's show and nobody is gonna take it from him. I also liked how he damn near had a hissy fit, too...
***3/4
Match 1
SUCK
Match 2 - Short and sweet, but we have got to get better at these endings... The match it self was alright with both guys getting offense in, even though i believe Turner no showed, but I may be wrong and I apologize if I am. But they're pulling baseball slides and shit, both men are down... Oh, never mind, Blade just gets up and Power bombs him... The end... All this stuff happened for nothing...
Okay match, with a bad ending equals **1/2 from Da Bastard...
Match 3 would have been better left off the show. Neither guy really showed up, and it's a sore spot on a show that should be special. It would have been better to just pretend it never existed.
SUCK
Match 4 had okay commentary, but the match itself only like 3 big moves. A DDT, then a cross body, and it ended so fast with a Pile Driver before it could gain any momentum. This match could have and should been more than this being a former champion's return to action. I thought the match was close personally with the promos, but I didn't see much of that in this match.
Good entrances, and an alright reveal, but the match didn't live up to the hype. So **1/4 for me...
Match 5 - Now we're getting somewhere... A match worthy of being for the TV Championship I feel, and I might be being biased again as usual since a I wrote this match myself, but the commentary put both workers over and brought up what the guy's have been up to recently. We had clear face and heel commentary as well. There were false finishes... Each guy got to hit their signature moves or at least almost did. I admit that this isn't the best match that I've written, but it's defo been the best match of the night so far. Both workers remain over. CM Punk fights off two guys to keep the title, Troy Motor gets some advancement as well after a valiant effort.
I'll give **** and that's me being nice to myself.
Match 6 was another good match with close calls and back and forth action. Plenty of big moves, and good commentary. I like the cheap victory cause JTB doesn't get too many of those, and it seems as if The Hitman isn't quite done with PoT just yet. Although, the match right before almost had the same story, but with a different ending. Either way the heels come out on top.
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Match 7 - Number One Contender - Good match with some great high spots... I love announce table spots so the match gets extra points just for that. Especially since it's such an important match. Both guy's should be pulling out all the stops, and I also dug the kicking out of finishing moves as well. The ending was great, having Senn pretty much have to destroy Stalker to beat him. Sums up Senn's efforts in recent weeks right there... I hope things are looking up for Jacob Senn.
**** for a good match that told an even better story, albeit a little too short for my liking for a match of this importance, but we'll chalk that up to being on Live TV instead of being on PPV. Oh yeah, and Stalker Knight is gonna be pissed!
The little segment where Shemus showed up was a nice little reminder that, oh yeah, I forgot... It's the 100th episode of RAW! It's about time we saw some more guys from the past...
*** and I hope it's not a tease either...
The Main event a pretty good match... A little weird, but I get the point... the crowd started the show hating GM Knight, then they start this match cheering him, then booing him, then he doesn't want help from the ref so they cheer him again. Maybe it's cause of the use of the weapons and what not, but they seem to not know who they want to win, but that's cool. A crowd can turn on a dime, and maybe that was the case tonight. The ref thing is interesting, and I'm hoping to see some reaction from this. Kurt Orton was screwed, and this was the best way to pull that off, so the whole idea was excellent, but I just feel that execution was just a little off. Plus the ref getting punched out was great, too.
**** for a good main event that over all did end up living up to it's hype in my opinion. It had suspense and it had emotions running wild which is what one should expect from a Thy WWE main event.
Over all, the show missed out on some big opportunities, but it also hit some high notes. This show was supposed to be special, but only two big names from back in the day showed up, and they were over shadowed by the new GM anyway. It just seemed like any other episode of Thy RAW and that's not a bad thing. But, on such a monumental night like RAW 100, that is a huge let down. Good matches in the second half of the show. Good opening and a good finish. So...
***1/2 show over all.
Star of the show goes to Starr for stepping up and getting the show up on time even though that's not his job anymore. As well as a couple segments. That's not a knock on the GM either, cause I knew a few of the matches were late this week... Mine being one of them. It really seemed as though Ken and Starr were the only guys were cared that it was the 100th episode.
Okay, that's it... Sorry if I pissed anybody off... Not my intentions at all...
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Post by "British Brawler" Zak Shields on Mar 26, 2013 3:11:51 GMT -5
im pretty sure me and bob had a segment to go up. i think bob has it
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Post by Niall on Mar 26, 2013 3:19:07 GMT -5
I sent the segment in
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Post by "British Brawler" Zak Shields on Mar 26, 2013 5:19:57 GMT -5
BLADE!!! lol
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Post by Vince McMahon on Mar 26, 2013 6:05:08 GMT -5
Robin, we need your match man.
Bret, no segment was sent into me. So I am guessing Ken has it?
2 more reviews before new card men!
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