Post by Vince McMahon on Mar 11, 2013 21:45:10 GMT -5
Monday Night RAW 98
Live from: Allstate Arena, Chicago, Illinois
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Dark Match: Capt. Tetley vs Jordan Turner vs Mindy Alexandrov
Winner: Capt. Tetley
Dark Match: Jamine Creed vs Jeff Smith vs Mark Greenburg
Winner: Mark Greenburg
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Match One: Troy Motor vs Blade LaVigne
"Bleed for me" plays. Blade hesitates for a moment before walking into view. He cocks a smirk and walks onto the stage. With his hands on his hips, Blade scans the arena, taking it all in. Blade makes his way down the ramp, high fiving the fans on his down. Blade makes it to the ring and slides in. Blade walks to the top right turnbuckle and hops onto it. He throws his arms in the air and cocks a grin. His theme song fades as he drops down and waits for the match to begin.
"Playing the Saint" by Digital Summer echoes throughout the arena, and boos are rained down upon the superstar. Troy walks from the back, his face stretched with a cocky smile. He walks down the ramp, occasionally interacting with the fans. He gets to the ring, and stands at the apron for a second to look around the arena. He slides in, stands up, and hits the turnbuckle, doing a pose and flipping off some fans. He gets back down and waits for the bell.
DING DING DING
*The ref signals for the bell and both men lock up. Troy pushes Blade to the corner and he releases the hold followed by a slap to the chest of Blade. Blade drops to the floor in pain as Troy stomps his right boot to the back of Blade. Troy picks up Blade and drops him with a powerbomb. Troy goes for a cover.*
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Don Chuckles – “Troy wants to redeem himself tonight.”
Phil Latio – “Wouldn’t you he wants back in the title picture.”
*Back in the ring both men are on their feet exchanging blows. Blade kicks Troy in the gut and he delivers a spine buster. Blade drags Troy to the turnbuckle and he places his boot on the throat of Troy. The ref pulls of Blade and has a quick word with the newcomer. Troy gets to his feet but Blade runs at squashes him into the turnbuckle. Troy is now drapped onto the turnbuckle as Blade steps onto the middle rope and delivers 10 punches onto the head of Troy. Blade steps off and Troy walks away in a bad state. Blade catches Troy and hits him with a belly to belly. Blade stands over his victim as Troy tries desperately to get to his feet. Blade grabs the head of troy to pick him up but Troy low blows the newbie. Blade drops to his knees as the ref seems to be oblivious to what just happened.*
Don Chuckles – “Cheap shot by Troy.”
Phil Latio – “Is the ref blind!”
*Troy is now stalking Blade as Blade is still writhing around in pain. Troy picks him up and drops him once more with a DDT. Blade in the middle of the ring on the floor just can’t catch his breathe. Troy has climbed up to the turnbuckle and he flying headbutt’s Blade. Both men roll around the floor holding their heads. Blade rolls to the ropes and he uses them to get to his feet as does Troy. Troy runs at Blade and connects with a cross-body. Troy kneels at the side of Blade and he signals for the end. Troy picks up Blade, DROPBACK! Blade is flat out on the mat. Troy goes for the cover.*
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KICKOUT!
*Troy can’t believe it he gets up and argues with the ref. Troy has taken his mind off of Blade and without worrying Blade has gotten to his feet. Troy turns around…
And he is hit with F5! Troy is flat out. Blade drops onto the mat. He crawls to Troy and drapes one arm over him.*
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Winner: Blade "The Future" LaVigne
*Commercial*
Match Two: Gravespawn vs Bret Hart
Bret's Theme hits the arena and the fans instantly sound it out with their Boo's. Bret stands on the top of the ramp in his wrestling attire and his leather jacket with "Too Old Too Die Young" printed on the front. Julie walks down past Bret wearing her black tank top and blue jeans. They start to walk down the ramp as the fans continue to scream abuse at Bret as he yells back at them.
Steve Cruise - "Ladies and Gentlemen introducing,Being accompanied to the ring by Julie Hart, From Calgary Alberta Canada, A member of the Knights of the Round Table, Bret 'The Hitman' Hart!"
Bret climbs up the stairs and he looks around before ducking under the top rope. Julie climbs under the bottom rope and kisses her husband and then climbs back outside. The fans cant scream their abuse at Bret any louder. Bret plays on their abuse and takes off his jacket and hands it to Julie on the outside. They share one more kiss and she jumps down from the apron. Bret stands in his corner waiting for Gravespawn.
Master's Solemn Hour begins to play over the P.A. system and it goes on for a good minute or so . . . and yet nothing. Then purple smoke begins to fill the arena. The lights go out . . . however the upper lighting bank flares to life with the word . . . VINDICATION VINDICATION also beams down on the ring canvas. A purple bolt of lightning strikes the center of the stage. The lights return suddenly with Gravespawn standing in the ring. His theme song fades as he gets into his corner. That match begins.
DING DING DING
After a quick pat-down by the referee, both wrestlers lock up. Gravespawn places Hart in the headlock but it doesn't last long as Bret throws him off him. Gravespawn runs into the ropes and back towards Hart with a clothesline but Hart ducks and connects with a neck breaker. Bret hooks the leg and goes for the fast win.
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KICKOUT!
Phil Latio: Classic professional wrestling there.
Gravespawn gets to his feet with a small round of applause to Bret. Bret charges him and kicks Gravespawn in the mid-section. Bret grabs the hair of Gravespawn and pulls him in, Bret connects with a suplex and gets back to his feet as his opponent lays here holding his lower back.
Don Chuckles: Gravespawn is giving nothing to Hart, Hart is in control!
Hart picks up his opponents head and slams it back to the mat. Not holding his lower back anymore, Gravespawn is now holding his head. Bret stares at Gravespawn with a look of determination. He picks up the former Television Champion and irish whips him to the corner.
Bret begins to punch Gravespawn, left and rights until the ref pulls him away. Bret throws his body onto Gravespawn with a splash.
Bret lets Gravespawn walk into the middle of the ring before bringing him down with a impact DDT.
Phil Latio: Bret being relentless tonight.
Don Chuckles: Bret isn't the only one mad at Gravespawn, for what he did in GM Knights office. Basically quitting.
Bret covers Gravespawn.
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Bret slaps the mat, trying his hardest to end this match. Bret picks up the left leg of Gravespawn and slams it onto the mat. Then out of frustration, Bret begins to stomp on that left knee. Gravespawn begins to scream in pain. Bret takes that left leg and places it between his legs. Bret jumps up and comes crashing down on that leg. The ref pulls Bret away and goes down to Gravespawn and asked him if he can continue. A few seconds before we see Gravespawn nod his head.
Bret shakes his head and yells at Gravespawn, "You leaving with one leg?" "Just give up", with all of his might, we hear a "NO!" by Gravespawn. Bret cocks a smirk and drags Gravespawn to the corner, he slides out of the ring and brings the left leg Gravespawn to the steel pole and slams it into it. Gravespawn screams as the ref begins to count Bret out.
1...................2......................Bret slides back into the ring and drags Gravespawn to the middle of the ring. He picks up both of his legs and stares into Gravespawn's eyes. Gravespawn in so much pain. Bret thinks about his next action but then connects with the Sharpshooter. Bret sticks out his tounge and begins to chuckle, tells Gravespawn to tap. Nearest rope is clearly out of his reach. Bret pulls back all the way as Gravespawn yells out once again.
Phil Latio: This is not needed! Stop this ref!
Bret's back end is basically on the back of Gravespawn, with one last attempt, Gravespawn reaches for the rope but no chance. He throws his hand to the mat not once, not twice but three times. The ref calls for the bell. Bret releases the hold and throws his arms up into the air.
Winner of the Match: Bret Hart!
*Commercial*
Match 3: CM Punk vs P.O.T.
Coming back from the break we see Punk and P.O.T. already in the ring standing tall. The referee interjects to explain the rules but Punk, deciding to not wait for the referee to explain the rules, takes matters into his own hands as he clubs him in the back with a double axe handle blow. “The Professor” drops to a knee as Punk continues to drop more clubbing blows. The referee runs up to admonish Punk, but a venomous look from him causes him to step back and instead simply decide to order the bell to be rung, making this match officially underway. Looking down and seeing his attack effective, we now see Punk pull P.O.T. up to his feet and club him in the stomach and then once in the chest. The weight behind it causes P.O.T. to stagger backwards, and as Punk charges, the momentum instantly changes as we see P.O.T. hook Punk and sting him with a power slam. Immediately hooking the leg and going for a pinfall out of instinct, we see the referee drop down and begin the count
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CM Punk kicks out, We then see P.O.T. pull Punk to his feet and hook him in an abdominal stretch in the center of the ring. Screaming for Punk to give it up, we see the official come in to make sure Punk is okay. Punk is defiantly shaking his head no as P.O.T. gets a quick grin on his face before clubbing Punk in the chest twice. The referee points at “The Professor” and screams at him to not do that again. After looking straight at the referee before hitting one more clubbing blow of his own, we see P.O.T. lift Punk up into a pump handle and drop him down onto the mat. Punk flops around momentarily holding his back, but quickly covers up as P.O.T. mounts him and starts to hit some stiff sounding closed fist left and right hands. We see the referee get up close and personal and pushes P.O.T. off of Punk and warns him that if he doesn’t knock it off that he will get disqualified. Does he want to go out that way? I don’t think so…we see Punk quickly try to pull himself to his feet, but he is dropped back down to the mat as P.O.T. stings him with a big boot. P.O.T. then immediately gets on top of Punk and hooks both legs…the official slides into position and starts the count.
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Punk kicks out and P.O.T. stands up and nods almost knowingly, like he was expecting it to take more than that to put his opponent away. Punk gets up quickly once again, and P.O.T. walks over to inflict further damage. But Punk surprises him with a clothesline, P.O.T. doesn’t go down though and is simply rocked by it. Punk kicks P.O.T. in the stomach and throws another clothesline. The thud would be enough to knock down a lesser man, but P.O.T. is still standing. We then see Punk start throwing some right hands, before throwing another clothesline which knocks P.O.T. backwards into the corner. Punk quickly follows up by running and stinging P.O.T. with a corner splash before delivering several knife edge chops. P.O.T. winces with each stinging blow, and we can see the skin of his opponent getting red from the damage. Punk then jogs backwards and comes in a second time, sandwiching him with another corner splash. This time P.O.T. staggers forwards, and Punk drops down low, lifting P.O.T. up onto his shoulders and slamming him down onto the mat with a samoan drop. Punk then hits P.O.T. with two elbows before rolling over and hooking the leg of his opponent for the cover. The referee gets into position and makes the count.
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P.O.T. kicks out. CM Punk then gets back to his feet and awaits P.O.T. to rise, when he gets back to his feet Punk stings him with a right hand. But despite getting rocked, P.O.T. quickly fires back with a left hand of his own. In the center of the ring, we now see P.O.T. and Punk thump each other with hard lefts and rights, going blow for blow until Punk blocks a P.O.T. left, kneeing him in the stomach before grabbing him by the head and dropping him into the mat with a DDT. P.O.T. bounces off the mat and is staring up at the ceiling as Punk gets back to his feet and bounces off the ropes. Coming back towards him, Punk jumps up and connects with an elbow drop onto the chest of P.O.T. before grabbing his legs and going for another cover. The referee slides into position and starts to administer the count
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“The Professor” kicks out, and it is still apparent that P.O.T. has a lot left in his tank. Thoroughly in control, we now see Punk pull his adversary to his feet and once again knee him in the midsection. Punk takes the arm of P.O.T. and puts it over his head, before hitting him with a vertical suplex. Keeping the arm locked, we see Punk gyrate his hips and we immediately know what he is going for. Punk uses momentum to get himself and P.O.T. back up, hitting a second vertical suplex, we see Punk immediately shake and wiggle and get back up. Going for a third vertical suplex, to complete the Three Amigos trifecta, we see P.O.T. block. P.O.T. then tries to lift Punk over for a vertical suplex, but now it’s Punk who roots himself down. Punk then uses muscle to heave him up and over, connecting with the third vertical suplex. P.O.T. is holding his back on the mat as Punk gets on top of him and goes for another cover. Screaming for the referee we see him slide into place and administer the count.
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P.O.T. kicks out and now we can see Punk start to show some signs of frustration. CM Punk, standing up to his feet, tapping his head and getting a grin on his face, we see him look down at P.O.T. and once again pull him to his feet. Trying to continue his domination, we see Punk leap up and go for a dropkick, but P.O.T. smacks his legs away and moves as Punk falls to the mat. Punk immediately springs back up and charges towards P.O.T., it looked almost as if he was going for a spear, but P.O.T. is able to partially counter it and he has Punk in a modified front face lock. Moving further up, we see P.O.T. have a gut wrench on Punk. Lifting his opponent up, we see P.O.T. drill Punk into the mat with a power bomb. The sound of Punk’s body smacking into the mat, not only knocks the wind out of him, but also causes a few of the fans in the front row to wince. P.O.T. then drops down and bear hugs around Punk’s chest before pulling him to his feet. P.O.T. then contorts his body and slams Punk back down onto the mat with a belly to belly suplex before dropping down and going for another cover. It only takes the referee a moment to slide in and start to make the count.
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Punk kicks out and P.O.T. wastes no time as he pulls Punk up to his feet. P.O.T. once again blatantly defies the rules as he thumbs Punk in the eye before hooking him and slamming Punk down and over his knee with a backbreaker. Punk flops around on the mat, and P.O.T. immediately gets back up before throwing his hands in the air and screaming defiantly. The fans boo him for some reason, but the negative reaction only seems to make P.O.T. smile as he goes towards the corner and slaps his leg. It looks as if P.O.T. is gearing up to go for the end and put this match away. Letting another howl escape from his midsection, we see P.O.T. charge as Punk gets back to his feet. Lifting his leg, we see the champ go for a running kick, but Punk is able to counter and kick P.O.T. hard in the stomach. Seizing what may be his only chance to finish this, Punk immediately hooks P.O.T. and slams him into the mat with a GTS. But Punk is still hurt, and he is unable to go for the cover right away. It takes him a couple of seconds to go for the cover, and when he finally does, the referee makes the quick count.
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P.O.T. is able to lift his shoulder off the mat. The fans in the arena are starting to clap at the battle being fought between these two gladiators. We can see Punk clearly utter some vulgarities as he hooks the legs of P.O.T. and go for a second cover.
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“The Professor Kicks out again”. Looking towards the top rope, we see Punk get a gleam in his eyes as he climbs onto the apron and starts to climb to the top rope. But Punk, still weary from the damage caused is slow to get to the top rope. The extra time causes P.O.T. to roll over and see what Punk is going for. Finally Punk stands tall on the top rope and panders to the crowd, leaping off we see him go for a frog splash. But in an amazing display of quickness, and in a move straight out of the Matrix, as Punk flips through the air and comes down, we see P.O.T. spring up and catch Punk on his shoulders and slam him into the mat with an Attitude Adjustment as he lands and smacks the mat hard. A few fans try and get a holy shit chant started, as P.O.T. shakes his head and drops down and goes for the cover. The referee slides in and makes the count.
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CM Punk kicks out! Frustrated, P.O.T. stands up and awaits for Punk to get back to his feet. It takes Punk a few moments to use the ropes to get back to his feet, once again we see P.O.T. charge and grab Punk for another Attitude Adjustment, but Punk is able to use his instincts and sidestep again. Punk then grabs P.O.T. and tries to use his own momentum against him and go for a GTS. But P.O.T. is able to counter and muscle Punk up and into position for the Attitude Adjustment. “The Professor” heaves him up and he connects! CM Punk lands at a sick thud on the mat and his body crumples in a heap. We can see P.O.T., apparently shocked himself for a moment, force Punk over onto his back and the referee slides into position and once again makes the count.
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Winner: P.O.T.
*Commercial*
Match Four: Jacob Senn vs K. Orton
{KO's music hits and he walks out from the back with AJ on his arm. The crowd cheers as KO makes his way down the ramp and in to the ring...}
Phil: Here comes The Prodigy, Kurt Orton fresh off of coming within an inch of becoming the World Champion at Anarchy.
Don: Couldn't get the job done, Latio... KO fell to a much more superior athelete in Beno... Who is STILL our World Champion!
Phil: Kurt Orton had Beno beat, Don, cut the crap... Kurt Orton was screwed!
Don: He was beat is what happened, Latio... Fair and square.
{Jacob Senn's music plays and he sprints out from the back like a man on a mission...}
Phil: Here comes Jacob Senn! He's got a lot to prove tonight after that heart breaking loss to Blade LaVigne!
Don: He's just as big of a loser as Kurt Orton! Look out!
{Senn slides in to the ring as KO helps AJ out and attacks him from behind. The crowd begins to boo as Senn starts to lay the boots to KO.}
Phil: And the referee has called for the bell to start this match...
DING DING DING
Don: It's battle of the losers, Latio... Who's the biggest loser of all?
Phil: Both men should be extremely proud of their performances at Anarchy!
{Senn stomps KO in the head then pulls him up by the hair. Senn whips KO in to the ropes and drops down as KO jumps over him. KO bounces and comes back in to a hip toss from Senn. KO back up and gets scoop slammed. KO back up and goes for a clothesline but Senn ducks it hits a spin kick to the lips. KO goes down hard as Senn goes to the turnbuckle and taunts the crowd with his arms out from his body...}
Phil: He could be wasting too much time, Don...
Don: They're both wasting everybody's time, Latio... Fans, feel free to change the station... I understand if you do!
Phil: Oh, don't be such a jack ass... Folks, don't touch that dial!
{Senn gets down from the corner and grabs KO by the hair again. KO starts to fight back with shots to the gut, but Senn stops that dead as he gouges the eyes of KO. The ref warns Senn, and Senn chops KO across the chest. KO stumbles back in to the corner as Senn charges. KO gets his boot up and Senn stumbles, holding his jaw. He turns his back on KO, and KO runs at him, grabbing his head and dropping Senn with a running bulldog. The crowd pops and AJ cheers her husband on as he gets up and throws the fans a taunt of his own. He turns his attention back to Senn. Senn back up and swings blindly at KO, KO ducks and lifts Senn up, dropping him with a back suplex with a bridge for a pin fall attempt...
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Senn rolls over and KO runs at him, drop kicking him square in the face with a loud SLAP! sound. Senn falls back down and KO moves quickly, grabbing Senn by the head and pulling him up. KO whips Senn in to the ropes. Senn bounces off and KO leap frogs over him. Senn comes back and KO explodes with a quick powerslam. Senn hits hard and grabs his back in pain. KO is up and the crowd is going nuts...}
Phil: Kurt Orton is fired up now!
{KO waits for Senn to get back up and lifts him high, flap jacking him face first to the mat. KO goes for another cover...
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KO goes to grab Senn to pull him up again, but Senn grabs KO by the tights and yanks him face first in to the turnbuckle. Senn quickly takes advantage of a stunned KO. Senn boots KO in the gut a couple of times then lifts him up and sits KO on the top turnbuckle. Senn climbs up as well and starts to punch KO in the face. Senn stands in front of KO then jumps up, wrapping his legs around KO's head and flipping him off the top rope with a Frankensteiner off the top. KO lands awkwardly on his side, and AJ looks really concerned...}
Phil: Orton could have busted his hip right there, Don... That was a horrible landing...
Don: Yeah, and Kurt Orton is a horrible wrestler so what do you expect? We can all hope that he hurt himself...
Phil: You're sick!
{Senn crawls over and covers KO...
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Senn grabs KO by the wounded leg and pulls him up. Then he twists it with a dragon screw as KO screams out in pain. KO then locks him in his version of a sharpshooter. KO is in obvious pain as he reaches for the ropes. AJ cheers on KO as does the crowd. Senn yells at them to shut up. This brief distraction gives KO a window to muster up enough strength to lunge for the ropes and he grabs the bottom rope. The ref ytells Senn to let go but Senn won't do it...
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And Senn breaks the hold at the last second as the crowd boo. KO grabs his leg in pain and Senn has an angry look on his face. He grabs KO by the leg and tries to pull him back in to the middle of the ring but KO still has the bottom rope. The ref tries to get in the way until Senn lets go and gets in the ref's face. The ref gets right back up in Senn's face in return and the two of them yell at eachother. Senn gives up and turn back to KO who hits Senn with a flying spin kick of his own, sending both men to the mat. KO's leg is hurting badly after that last move...}
Phil: Kurt Orton is putting his body on the line!
Don: Not a wise decision, Latio... As bad as Jacob Senn is, he seems smart enough to know a weakness when he sees it.
{KO stands up, putting most of his weight on his good leg. Senn does the same and KO hits him in the jaw. He whips Senn in to the corner then hobbles over hitting a clothesline. He winces in pain as Senn is stunned in the corner. KO then goes to the opposite corner. He shakes his leg then starts to charge Senn going for a knee to the face. But Senn explodes out of the corner hitting a super kick out of nowhere...}
Phil: Judgement! Judgement Kick out of nowhere!
{Senn falls on top of KO for the cover...
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Winner: Jacob Senn!
Phil: What a move out of nowhere, Don! Senn may be turning things around after all...
Don: Yeah, he may very well be... And thanks to Jacob Senn, we now know who the King of the Losers truly is... the Prodigy, Kurt Orton! Haha!
Phil: Either man could have come out on top, Don, and how do you explain Kurt Orton being a former World Champion? How does that make him a loser? It's only a matter of time before either of these men get a shot at the title, and there will be many more opportunities for KO to become Champion again... He just needs to get back up and keep fighting like Jacob Senn has done tonight...
Don: Jacob Senn surprised me tonight with his heart and determination, Latio... And in my books... For now... He's a winner!
Phil: Up next, we have our main event!
Don Chuckles: Will we crown new tag team champions?
Main Event (Thy WWE Tag Team Championship): Beno & JTB (c's) vs Nero & Morgan (Heavens Demons)
Steve Cruise: This next contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Thy WWE World Tag Team Championships.
Introducing first from Venice Beach, California weighing in at 290 pounds Ladies & Gentlemen he is your current World Heavyweight Champion & 1/2 of the Thy WWE World Tag Team Champions.... Beno!
His tag team partner, from The Streets of Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada weighing in at 227, he is the other half of the Thy WWE World Tag Team Champions and your current Intercontiental Champion... he is Joey... The Bastard
“I made it by Kevin Rudolf” blares over the loud speakers. The lights dim as Beno and JTB make it to the arena. Beno and JTB both walk onto the stage. They pose for a moment as red and gold pyros shoot off. They both cock a smirk as the duo begins walking to the ring. They slide into the ring and ascend the turnbuckle with arms held high.
Intoducing next the challengers from Brockenhurst, England weighing in at a combined weight of 435 pounds, they are Nero & Morgan... Heavens Demons!
This the new shit blasted throughout the arena as the fans get to their feet and go wild for the Motherfucking Reject Nero and the Motherfucking Freak Morgan.
All the fans get to their feet some screaming their names others shouting and swearing at the duo. As the music starts to pick up the two hyper friends come out from behind the curtain in their normal punky outragous getup and hair carefully done, with makeup carefully applied.
Appearing as walking art the two boys bounce to the music doing their signiture hand gesture before bounding down to the ring jumping over the ropes and running to opposite turnbuckles jumping up and posing laughing and swearing back at the fans before jumping down and standing over in the corner whispering about the match awaiting their opponents.
The referee lifts the tag titles up high with both hands befoore asking the teams if they are ready to beginand with that in acceptance...
DING! DING! DING!
Nero begins with Joey as they lock up center of the ring, Joey seems none amused by Nero's hairstyle so he pats him on the head until given a early dropkick from the challenger, he keeps firing those same immediate kicks until being dropped with a dragon sweep reversal by 1/2 of the champs.
JTB locks in a side headlock while tagging in Beno who mocks his challenger from the previous night by doing a chest slap, after that he drops an elbow on the back of Nero repeatedly while JTB preps him on from the apron, Beno now picks up nero and sets him up for a Beno Bomb but Nero counters quickly with a hurrica-rana sending Beno to the center of the ring.
Nero goes for the win early!
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KICKOUT!
Phil Latio: That was close!
Nero tags in Morgan with a shocked Beno still looking on from the move of Nero, Morgan follows up the shock with a few stomps to the face and after that Beno finds his calling and hits a knee to the midsection causing Morgan to drop to his level.
Phil: Cheap shot there!
Beno now has the advantage as he calls now for another Beno Bomb but this time it's countered with a hesitated Whisper in the Wind from Morgan, JTB grabs Morgan by the arm and punches him in the mouth with the knights ring before Beno finally connects wickedly with a devastating Beno Bomb.
Don: It's over!
Beno pins Morgan.
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Kickout!
Phil Latio: Wow! I swore it was over right there!
Beno now tags in JTB who tells him in his ear to finish it, he obliges to the comment and begins to stomp Morgan out like a dirt stain, taunting Nero to get back in and actually start a chant which the fans agree to, Morgan leg sweeps The Bastard and crawls over to Nero who comes at the Bastard with a flurry of punches and a couple of dropkicks, after that Nero goes up top now with a diving dropkick to the mouth of The Bastard.
Nero looks ready to hit his finisher until Morgan calls for the blind tag and he immediately hits Raucous until it is evaded and countered by the Bastard into the SkrewDriver. Bastard jumps on Morgan, hooks the leg!
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Here are your winners and still the Thy WWE World Tag Team Champions... Beno & Joey The Bastard!
Winners: Beno & JTB via Pin-fall.