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Post by Niall on Mar 3, 2013 13:08:59 GMT -5
Thursday 28th February 2013
Mandela Hall, Belfast, IrelandScene opens up backstage at PoT's show in the Mandela Hall in Belfast, Ireland. We see PoT sitting on a black sofa in a brigtly lit room on a Windows 7 laptop. He is wearing a black hoodie with grey Nike sweats. As the camera approaches he begins to speak. Bob Cena:
Bret, I sit here glued to a screen,
Watching everything you do off of internet feeds,
I download all the files that I need,
To make your hard drive crash and your face bleed,
You cant erase me,
I'ma virus, I'll kill you when you face me,
You jealous, you screwed my out of my chance with the brass ring,
Everybody knows that I'm the next big thing!
You all bark and no bite,
And now you're trying to steal my spotlight,
I'm the great big hope, you just a great big hype,
Look at these eyes Bret, dont think that I'm gonna tap to a Sharpshooter,
I'll leave you worthless, like a nerd without his computer,
Infront of the whole world I'll expose your mistakes,
And piss all over you like you're a urinal cake,
Believe the hype,
PoT's more Raw than Monday Night
People call me an Eminem wannabe, well aint that funny?
His name was rabbit, Julie calls me the Duracell bunny,
I'm slim but I dont wanna be Shady,
Me and Julie be dirty dancing like Patrick Swayze,
No I'm not faking,
I am just amazing,
And I'm caucasian.
Wordlife!PoT does the U Cant C Me taunt down the camera lens as the scene fades to black. Scene opens up a couple of hours later while PoT is in concert. He has changed to a black Operation Fuck Up hoodie with red shorts. PoT is standing on stage in front of a packed Mandela Hall all going wild for him. He is only on the stage about 15 mintues after DJ IQ warmed up the crowd for him. Bob Cena:
BELFAST!!!!!! Are you ready to hear my new song?The crowd cheer loudly. Bob Cena:
IQ I dont think they heard me. Do you want to hear my new song!The crowd erupts bringing a smile to PoT's face. DJ IQ begins to play the tune for 'Fast Car' by Tracy Chapman. Bob Cena:
This is one that I wrote when I was younger, only got round to producing it now, and I have got a fantastic singer with me here. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage.......Mr......Olly! Murs!The crowd erupts again for Olly as he walks on to the stage. Olly is wearing a black and white polo shirt with brown chinos and a black fedora hat. Olly Murs:
Alright PoT? How you doing Belfast!
The crowd go insane as Olly starts to sing. Olly Murs:
You got a fast car
And I want a ticket to go anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can get somewhere
Anyplace is better
Starting from zero got nothing to lose
Maybe we'll make something
But me myself I got nothing to prove
You got a fast car
And I got a plan to get us out of here
I been working at the convenience store
Managed to save just a little bit of money
We won't have to drive too far
Just 'cross the border and into the city
You and I can both get jobs
And finally see what it means to be livingBob Cena:
I was hard up,
Couldnt get a large cup,
Waiting there for my change in a Starbucks,
Thinking about how much my car sucks,
Then I was starstruck,
One of those mad things, picking up a napkin, sipping on my latte,
I saw a girl, looked a little posh but I knew it was our day,
Wanna take a ride in my car pretty lady?
Maybe? Nah thats too cheap,
This aint Hollywood, need a real good line,
For this fine young pussycat,
Woman that I'm looking at,
I could go for it but I've only got rookie chat,
If only I had a Ferrari,
Then I'd be a Ken doll and she'd be Barbie,
And we can roll together with the roof rolled down,
While the whole town,
Is jealous of my girl and my fast car,
I was just a student, a nerd and I was 17,
Its a given, she would never like moi,
Unless I had a car that she would wanna drive far,
Anywhere she wanna go I'm ready for that,
My hand on the wheel with her head in my lap.Olly Murs:
You got a fast car
And I want a ticket to go anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can get somewhere
Anyplace is better
Starting from zero got nothing to lose
Maybe we'll make something
But me myself I got nothing to proveBob Cena:
I want a woman like Angelina Jolie,
To show me,
Where the grass is greener on a daily basis, a proper fit lady,
Friends say I'm cool but they never persuade me,
Try to chat her up but I aint got skills.
I could never do it proper if I bought high heels,
For a woman, all I know is they like high thrills,
I need the money for a new set of wheels,
Hang on, what fool left his keys for his Porsche,
With my mum? And they only just bought her,
I'm sure he wont mind,
If I take his little beast on the road for a test drive,
To suggest that I've, took the piss,
It's an understatement man I need this,
On the road with the roof rolled back, You've never seen a fella with a smile this large,
And now I'm in charge,
Its because of these keys,
Have any girl I want cause I'm the bees knees,
Look at her over there with the long hair,
She's looking back giving me the long stare,
Pulled a girl with a really large rack,
Long story short, he never got his car back.Olly Murs:
You got a fast car
And we go cruising to entertain ourselves
You still ain't got a job
And I work in a market as a checkout girl
I know things will get better
You'll find work and I'll get promoted
We'll move out of the shelter
Buy a big house and live in the suburbs
You got a fast car
And I got a job that pays all our bills
You stay out drinking late at the bar
See more of your friends than you do of your kids
I'd always hoped for better
Thought maybe together you and me would find it
I got no plans I ain't going nowhere
So take your fast car and keep on driving
You got a fast car
But is it fast enough so you can fly away
You gotta make a decision
You leave tonight or live and die this wayThe music fades out and the crowd go insane again for Olly and PoT. Bob Cena:
Once again, boys and girls, make some noise for Olly Murs!As the crowd cheer for Olly the scene fades out. Friday 1st March 2013
Falls Road, Belfast, IrelandScene opens up on the Falls Road in Belfast, the home Belfast Republicans, in the early hours of Friday morning. We see painted on the side of a building, a mural of a true Irish hero, Bobby Sands.  We see the "Professor of Thuganomics" Bob Cena sitting on the ground against it. He is wearing a red zipped up hoodie with the hood up, and camo shorts. As the camera approaches him he comes to life and begins to talk about his match at Anarchy with Bret Hart. Bob Cena:
Anarchy 2013.......One for the ages.........Beno v Kurt.........JTB v Troy Motor...........PoT........Bret Hart. More than a match its everything, the biggest moment of my career to date, even bigger the World Championship. Putting our differences aside there is no denying that Bret "The Hitman" Hart was the best of his time. But I dont wanna go to Anarchy and just fell honoured to be in the ring with a guy like Bret, I wanna win, hell I need to win. Look at the first ever Superbowl, the first team to hold that Vince Lombardi trophy over their heads with pride, do you know who won that match? The Green Bay Packers, and I can bet that none of you can remember who lost that match, holding true to the fact that nobody remembers second place.
Cena keeps his head down, completely focused on this Sunday in New Jersey. Bob Cena:
I've done a lot of things in my two year career, and I'm proud of it all, but Anarchy..........Its everything. If I dont win I just become another name in Bret Hart's notebook of who tapped out to the Sharpshooter. But if I win......If I can walk in to Bret Hart's speciality match and make him tap out to the ChainLock Choke and at the end of the day have my hand raised, then I cement my place at the top of the food chain. This is a match that will make history, a match where two men walk in and one man walks out with his pride still intact. But still........Nobody remembers second place. That is why I need this, that is why Anarchy means so much to me, because Anarchy is sink or swim, all or nothing. I can make a video and lie to you all about how I never once considered the fact that I might lose to Bret Hart, not even for a second, but the truth is.........I have thought about the consequences if I dont win. A year long rivalry comes to a head this Sunday, I am not nervous in anyway however, I'm excited. Bret/Cena, one for the ages. Me and you Bret we have talked the talk, we have thrown insults at each other, assaulted one another but every action you and I have made in the past 12 months, has led us on a path to Anarchy. The final battle in this war Bret, and I'm not giving up until I've breathed my last breath, I'm not giving up until I physically cant move anymore. I have a high pain threshold Bret, you can throw whatever you want at me, I'll just keep getting up, I'll keep coming back at ya until you cant take it anymore, until you humiliate yourself by slapping the mat three times and metaphorically hand over your legacy to myself. I've never been this focused, this intense Bret, and if you think that what I have done to other legends like your little buddy Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, like that hillbilly that passed out to the Sharpshooter at Wrestlemania XIII, like the guy who screwed you all those years ago in Montreal, well then Bret you haven't seen nothing yet.
Cena looks around at his surroundings, no traffic, no people, just buildings with the lights off. He inhales the cold air in to his lungs and breathes out before talking again. Bob Cena:
Bret you have had an illustrious career, you've done everything a man can do in wrestling, 1993 King of the Ring, 1994 Royal Rumble winner, numerous World Championships, your career is set in stone. You will go down in wrestling history, even if you lose this match.............I on the other hand, I have got nothing to lose Bret, I need this win on Sunday to prove to the world that I am the real deal. There's nothing more dangerous than a man who is willing to risk everything Bret, I set no limits when I am fighting, second place; it just isnt an option for me. Anarchy..........It truly is a match for the ages.
Cena puts his head down, keeping focused heading into the match of his career on Sunday, as the scene fades out. Saturday 2nd March 2013
Prudential Centre, Newark, New Jersey, USAScene opens up in the empty Prudential Centre in Newark, New Jersey, the home of Anarchy 2013. The roadies are making the last minute preparations for tomorrow.  The ring and stage is already done and now all that needs to be done is the technical issues such as mini-trons and fireworks. As we go backstage we see the "Professor of Thuganomics" and Crack standing side by side in the interview area. PoT is wearing a red Operation Fuck Up shirt and a pair of navy Carbrini shorts. Crack is wearing the same shirt as Cena with grey Nike sweats. Crack is carrying his Ipod, filming what they are doing for PoTV. Bob Cena:
Cad é an chraic mo chairde? We are here at the location of ThyWWE Anarchy and as you can see both me and Crack are sporting brand new shirts which are available on thywweshop.com. Turn around show them the back of it.Crack turns around to reveal that it says "Team Cena" in gold writing with a black outline. Cena underlines it with his finger and speaks. Bob Cena:
Like that do ya? Sporting new gear, we are both ready for tomorrow when I square off against Bret Hart out there in that ring. Get the other one out.Crack picks up a bag at his feet and takes out a black shirt. He holds it up to the camera, on the front it says, "Operation Fuck Up". He turns it around to show that it says, "K Orton..........NEW World Champion" Bob Cena:
That will be on sale, immeadiatly after Anarchy and Kurt has finally won his second World Champion. I can promise this time Kurt aswell, I wont end it in a months time like the last one.Voice:
PoT!Crack turns the camera around to show Burris Troy running towards the both of them. He is wearing a white shirt, with a red tie, black jumper and black bottoms. Burris is followed by a ThyWWE cameraman who is running behind. Bob Cena:
For fuck sake, why are you here?Burris Troy:
To see if I can get an interview with anyone for thywwe.com.
Cameraman:
3, 2, 1, action!Burris Troy:
Ladies and gentlemen, I am here with the duo of Bob Cena and Crack, could you please tell the ThyWWE Universe your thoughts going in to Anarchy tomorrow night.Crack pushes Burris away Crack:
You've said enough.Bob Cena:
Yo, whats happening ThyWWE?
Bret, I know the side that you dont show your mates,
The side that show your life isnt going great,
That side thats drinking right now even though your kids pray for a sober day,
You're a fucking twat,
About as much muscle mass as buble wrap,
You're such a dumb prick,
I'll let you off with dissing me cause, you spend so much time round Beno's behind you're used to letting your tongue slip,
You only show affection,
To Beno's erection,
I heard your son Blade's quite successful, its true,
Just teach him to search curbs for food,
Give him a smirnoff or two,
And ta-da a mini version of you,
You have some respect in the crowd however it seems,
And I doubt this B,
But even if you can defeat me,
Atleast my family's proud of me,
Wordlife!Cena does the U Cant C Me taunt down the camera as the feed cuts off. Sunday 3rd March 2013
Prudential Centre, Newark, New JerseyScene opens up backstage as we see Bob Cena sitting on a box beside the curtain. He is wearing his red Operation Fuck Up shirt with "Team Cena" on the back with camo shorts. He is staring up at the television monitor which is showing a 3 minute video package of the year-long rivalry between Bret "The Hitman" Hart and himself. He has his earphones in, and he is listening to a special playlist that he made to prepare himself mentally before matches, the song currently playing is 'Sing For the Moment' by Eminem. In his focused state of mind he is going over his gameplan for the match of his career. Inner Thoughts:
This is it. One shot to make your career look unstoppable. Take out the legs. Keep out of the SharpShooter. Take out the legs. Keep out of the SharpShooter.
He continues to repeat the same thing to himself over and over again, so he doesnt forget. Inner Thoughts:
All it takes is one mistake. One mistake and I'm done. All the talking is over, its time to fight.Crack walks up to PoT sitting on the box and pats him on the back. He is wearing the same shirt as PoT but with black Liverpool FC bottoms with 3 red stripes down each leg. PoT takes out his earphones and turns his music off. Crack:
Good luck out there tonight mate, its all yours for the taking.Bob Cena:
Thanks. I just want to get out there and destroy him.As PoT finishes his line, the video package ends and the monitor goes back to the commentators. Phil Latio:
Up next ladies and gentlemen, a match that we have been waiting on for almost 12 months.Don Chuckles:
One for the ages, PoT against Bret "The Hitman" Hart.Phil Latio:
Bret's got this one hands down.Bob Cena:
Dickhead.Crack chuckles at his friends remark aimed at Phil. Don Chuckles:
Well we dont have to wait long to find out if that is the truth, do we?Almost immeadiatly, "Unorthodox" by Wretch 32 feat Example blasts around the Prudential Centre and the crowd go insane. PoT takes his Ipod out of his shorts pocket and wraps the earphones around it. He hands it to Crack who then puts it in his pocket to keep it safe during the match. They both disappear behind the curtain as the scene fades to darkness. |
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Post by "British Brawler" Zak Shields on Mar 4, 2013 18:31:23 GMT -5
Scene 1 ~~~~~ At the Beginning~~~~~
*Bret's eyes are cover his ears are restricted of sound and his hands are bound behind his back. Where he is going is not known all he knows is he is in some kind of vehicle. Someone beside him has been very quiet for the entire journey. Suddenly the vehicle comes to a screeching halt and the two front doors open and the two people in the front get out. The door closest to him is swung open and he is unbuckled and so is the person beside him. He is helped from the vehicle and the door is closed behind him. Two men take an arm each and they lead him away. They are walking for what seems for miles. Suddenly they stop and he is dropped to his knees. The blindfold is removed from his eyes as are the other restraints. His eye sight takes a while to adjust to the night’s darkness but beside him on her knees is his wife Julie, clearly the other passenger in the vehicle. They seem to be in a clearing in the middle of a forest. They are surrounded by the superstars Beno, Joey the Bastard, Barton, Brian Gunn and Demmie Mae. From the distance is a figure walking towards them. As it gets closer it becomes clear it is none other than king Arthur. His armor is as bright as the sun and as clear as a mirror. In his breastplate Bret can see his own stunned face. King Arthur stops a few feet from Bret and Julie. His long brown hair is scruffy yet neat as it lays just above his shoulders. His beard is short and trimmed and his eyes blue as the piercing sea. Julie reaches over and holds Bret's hand as King Arthur speaks.*
King Arthur - “Bret Hart and Julie Hart, You have been summoned here to take to oath of the knighthood and become a fellow knight of the round table.”
*Bret and Julie look at each other stunned*
King Arthur- “You have been chosen to take the oath and fulfill a quest to aid your brothers and sisters to dominate the Wrestling World. Are you both ready to take the oath.”
*Julie and Bret both nod together.*
King Arthur - “Then stand and I shall speak the words an you shall repeat them as a sign you have acknowledged them.”
*Bret and Julie stand. They share a brief hug as it seem like months since they last saw one another.*
King Arthur - “We here stand as single men and women but bound together with the oath of the knights.”
Bret and Julie Hart - “We here stand as single men and women but bound together with the oath of the knights.”
King Arthur - “Born apart our separate days, We will honor those we stand by as our own Brother's and Sister”
Bret and Julie Hart - “Born apart our separate days, We will honor those we stand by as our own Brother's and Sister”
King Arthur - “We shall hold our ground against those who attack us and we shall attack those who dishonor our ways, We shall always and forever stand as one, Never to fall, Never to break until our last breathe leaves our body.”
Bret and Julie Hart - “We shall hold our ground against those who attack us and we shall attack those who dishonor our ways, We shall always and forever stand as one, Never to fall, Never to break until our last breathe leaves our body.”
*King Arthur turns his back to them and takes a goblet from a tree stump from behind his self. He turns and he takes a swig from the goblet and he passes it to Bret. Bret takes it from him and he drinks. He hands it back and King Arthur then hands it to Julie. She takes the last of the liquid and then hands it back to her King. Arthur places it back on the tree stump and then takes one of two rings from the stump and places it onto the right index finger of Bret. He then in turns does the same to Julie. They both look at the ring. The symbol of the knights is placed on top of the golden ring. King Arthur goes to turn to walk away as the two new initiated knights are celebrating with their new found brothers and sister. Suddenly King Arthur turns around and speaks once again.*
King Arthur - “Ah yes I almost forgot. Your quest to aid us in becoming the greatest force anyone has ever seen in wrestling history.”
Bret Hart - “I will do anything for the cause M'Lord”
King Arthur – “Some of the other superstars are in our way. I will need you to remain incognito and form a faction under the name of The Resistance.”
Bret Hart - “Why would I do this”
King Arthur - “One day it will all become clear but for now you must obey me and you must do anything to stay under cover. Even if that means laying a hand onto one of your brothers.”
*Bret looks to the floor then back up to Arthur*
Bret Hart - “I will do as you command. I will band together those who wish to destroy us.”
King Arthur - “When the time is right I will message you to reveal yourself and who you stand with to the world.”
*Bret bows down to his new King and so follows everyone around him. With that all said King Arthur walks into the forest and out of sight. Beno and Brian Gunn both tap Bret on his shoulder as they all start to walk back to the vehicle. Demmi and Julie are walking a few meters in front of the men as the converse.*
Bret Hart - “It’s an honor to stand by your side. But why must I go undercover and side with the likes of Bob Cena and Kurt Orton?”
Brian Gunn - “The way King Arthur thinks is a mystery. I think he may want to lead them into a false sense of security and then when the time is right he will reveal what his plans are.”
Beno - “The King is strong minded he picks only those who have earned a spot beside us all. You are a man from a long and successful career. He noticed this and this is why he chose you.”
Bret Hart - “What about my longtime friend Jim?”
*Beno and Brian Gunn stop and look at one another. Brian nods to Beno and Brian walks off. Beno stops and speaks to Bret some more.*
Beno - “Jim is not needed by us. You must dispose of him to show your loyalty.”
Bret Hart - “Have I not already done so.”
Beno - “You have told us of your loyalty. Now you must show us.”
*Beno turns and walks towards the vehicle. Bret stops and looks around him. The night sky is lit up by the stars dancing in the distance. He walks slowly as JTB comes running out of a bush. No doubt been for a slash.*
Scene 2 ~~~~~Bulldog Dreams~~~~~
*Not too long after the Resistance had been formed with the members of Bret Hart, Bob Cena, Jacob Senn, Kurt Orton and Jim Neidhart. Julie and Bret return from a routine Monday Night RAW. They make it back to their hotel room after a brief stop at the bar. They stumble onto their bed and the door closes behind them. They passionately kiss and then Julie jumps off of the bed.*
Julie Hart - “I'm going to take a shower.”
*She walks into the bathroom as Bret walks over to the mini bar and takes out a beer. He twists it open and takes a swig as he notices that Julie has left the door open wide enough for him to see inside. The hissing of the shower stops her from hearing anything he may say or do. With her back to Bret she takes off her black tank top and tests the water with her arm. Satisfied with the temperature she kicks off her shoes and then takes off her jeans. Her body is still tight and well kept. Bret slowly walks towards the door as Julie takes off her black bra. Her hair is tied up, she releases it and her golden hair falls down past her shoulder blades. Bret opens the door and Julie turns to greet him.*
Julie Hart - “You took your time coming in.”
Bret Hart - “Your just so god dam beautiful!”
*Bret holds her tight to him, her body is cold but his body instantly warms her up. He kisses her and he kicks the door closed. An hour later the door reopens with Julie walking out wearing her pink and black robe and Bret with just a towel round his waist. They lay back down on the bed and Bret holds his wife in his arms.*
Bret Hart - “Over the next few weeks maybe even months Julie it’s going to be a bumpy road. Bob Cena and I, I think it’s going to be a very very hard fought battle when it comes to it. The knighthood expects so much of me. Me and Bob have bad blood all ready. When I finally reveal myself as one of the knights he will be gunning for me.”
Julie Hart - “Are you scared Bret?”
*Bret smirks.*
Bret Hart - “No man scares me. I have faced many opponents. Some bigger and tougher then this puny man. He does not scare me nor does he strike fear into any man.”
Julie Hart - “Let’s get some sleep babe, We have an early flight tomorrow.”
*With that Bret turns off the lamp next to his bed and they both fall to sleep. Bret drifts off to sleep. It doesn’t take long for him to fall asleep. Suddenly he opens his eyes and he is in a white room. Is he dead or is this his dream? He looks around and calls out*
Bret Hart - “Hello!”
*A voice from behind him answers the call. The voice is gruff yet with an English accent.*
Voice - “Hello Bret. It’s been a long time”
*Bret turns around to see his old friend and Hart Foundation partner The British Bulldog, Davy Boy Smith. He runs up to him and hugs his old brother in arms. His hair up in his corn rolls and his boyish good looks still intact. He stands wearing a collared Grey shirt with the Union Jack on the breast. His trousers are black with lines creases ironed in. His shoes shiny. He lets out a little smile and Bret has a little chuckle to himself.*
Bret Hart - “Look at you Davy. All dressed up and nowhere to go.”
Davy Boy Smith - “I could say the same.”
*Bret looks down and suddenly realizes he fell asleep in his towel and that's all he seems to be wearing now. A little embarrassed but the men share a laugh about the misfortune.*
Bret Hart - “I can take a wild guess that this isn't just a normal visit?”
Davy Boy Smith - “No Bret, I'm here because I have caught wind about this plan of yours. Betraying Bob Cena and the rest of your team mates.”
Bret Hart - “How can I be betraying them when my allegiances already lie with the Knights?”
*Bret shows Davy his ring given to him by King Arthur.*
Davy Boy Smith – All I can say is I'm a little disappointed at you.”
Bret Hart - “Disappointed at me? Are you high? Why on earth would you be disappointed with me?”
Davy Boy Smith - “Well I never took you for a turncoat Bret. Never in my days did I think I would see Bret Hart turn his back on those who would need him most.”
Bret Hart - “Davy! What do you mean? These rag tag group of men don't need me. They are in the way of the knights and they need to be destroyed. Bob Cena their leader is a parasite on this planet. He will be the thorn in my side when this all comes through.”
Davy Boy Smith - “And what will yo do when that happens? Run and hide?”
*Bret goes to walk away. He stops then turns around back to face Davy.*
Bret Hart - “Who are you. Davy Boy Smith would never say these things. He would side by me and fight with me. He wouldn't doubt me and call me a coward. Bret Hart hides from no man. Bob Cena id nothing more than the world’s youngest has been. So now there is your answer I will fight alongside my brothers when this all comes out. Like we did when we were the Hart Foundation. You , Me, Brian, Jim and Owen.”
Davy Boy Smith - “Speaking of Jim why would you plan on attacking him? Why?”
*Bret chuckles.*
Bret Hart - “Jim, He's not needed anymore. He has run his course and it’s time to trim the fat, As it were.”
Davy Boy Smith - “So that's it you dispose of him like yesterday’s rubbish. Would you dispose of me so harshly?”
Bret Hart - “I do what I must for myself and my family.”
*Davy Boy Smith laughs out it hysterics.*
Davy Boy Smith - “You are blinded by your own ambitions. Me and Jim we are your family.”
Bret Hart - “Were...”
*Bret turns and walks away from his former tag partner.*
Davy Boy Smith - “Then so be it Bret...”
*With that Bret shoots out of bed with a cold sweat. Julie beside him sleeping like a baby. He turns on his bed side light and he sits up thinking of the future*
Scene 3 ~~~~~Aftermath on the Radio~~~~~
*A few weeks after Justice for Some. The Resistance has fallen and Bret has taken his rightful place beside his brothers or the round table. In the wake of the destruction Jacob Senn went his own way and Kurt and Bob formed the team of Operation Fuck-Up. The Knights are commanding the company holding 3 of the 4 titles thanks to Bret at the PPV. In the weeks that followed Bret and Bob Cena had completely destroyed each other with attacks and insults. Bret had been invited down to his old friend Mike Cassidy's Radio talk show for a catch up and an interview. Bret is led into the room where Mike is ready for him. Mike is sitting at his booth with all his equipment surrounding him in the background playing is Disturbed – Another Way to Die. He has his hair gelled up in his usual spiked way. Upon entering Bret notices Mike is wearing a 'Too Old to Die Young' Bret t-shirt. Bret walks in and he shakes Mikes hand as the music fades down. Bret takes his seat.*
Mike Cassidy - “Ladies and Gentlemen, At this time I have one of my favorite guests. Bret 'The Hitman' Hart!”
*The production team cheers and gives a round of applause for one of their favorite people to come on the show.*
Mike Cassidy - “Now Bret when we last saw you, you were going up against what seemed to be your arch enemy Brian Gunn for the TV Title. Now a lot has happened since then. You were formed with the knights this whole time. Was your match with Brian Gunn all smoke and mirrors?”
Bret Hart - “That match was a little of both. Both me and Brian wanted to win that belt and either way the knights would have still held the TV Title.”
Mike Cassidy - “But now Stalker Knight has won that title yes.”
Bret Hart - “Correct. I have put on hold my claim to the Television Title for I have bigger fish to fry!”
*The team cheers as they all reveal their Bret Hart t-shirts.*
Mike Cassidy - “The Professor of Thuganomics, Bob Cena! You two hate each other right?”
Bret Hart - “Hate, Hate doesn't even scratch the surface Mike, We despise one another. I can’t believe he gets to breathe the same air as me. He is just the world’s biggest thorn in the world’s greatest side.”
Mike Cassidy - “Now when he was World Champion you two almost squared off and this match is almost one year in the making. How have you prepared for a match as so anticipated as this?”
Bret Hart - “Mike, this match is the most anticipated match in THYWWE history! The world title match isn't what everyone wants to watch tonight. Its Bret Hart and Bob Cena going toe to toe once and for all. I haven't really needed to prepare for this match. It's a submission match and no one does submissions better than me. The sharpshooter is the most feared leg lock in the world. No one wants to be locked into it and those who unfortunately find themselves on the receiving end don't stick around. They tap and the match is over. Bob Cena will be no exception.”
Mike Cassidy - “The past couple weeks you two have really hit the front stage with some really bad attacks some quite personal. None as personal as when Bob attacked your son Blade. What was your reaction, because you were in the UK and he was in Canada?”
Bret Hart - “To be completely honest with you Mike, Blade made a full recovery the very next day. I have been hit many times by Bob Cena and just let me tell ya, he hits like a 8 year old girl. When I was stood in that ring looking up and Bob standing over my son I felt a little bit ashamed. Ashamed that I wasn't there to get the opportunity to kick Bob's ass with my son standing next to me.”
Mike Cassidy - “Ok let’s take a break. Up next folks is System of a down with Chop Suey.”
*Both men stand up and have a quick chat as an intern brings them both a cup of coffee. The song is getting to the end so they both jump back into their seats. Mike flicks a switch and the music comes to a quiet stop.*
Mike Cassidy - “It's now time for the second part of the interview. It's going to be a bit of a role play. Bret you play you and I’ll be a THY Interviewer. How's that sound?”
Bret Hart - “Yeah sounds really fun mate.”
Mike Cassidy – (With a funny voice) “Ladies and Gentlemen I’m here with Bret Hart and tonight he faces Bob Cena in what seems to be the most anticipated match in history ever. Bret tonight what’s your game plan?”
Bret Hart - “Tonight my plan is so simple even Bob Cena can understand it. WIN! My game plan tonight is to simply win.”
Mike Cassidy - “Do you have any worries that Bob's little girlfriend Kurt might come down and try to help his lover?”
Bret Hart - “Well if Kurt decides to turn up I'm pretty sure that Beno or JTB will be right behind him kicking his ass.”
*The men continue this back and forth comedy act for about half an hour. Before they know it its time for Bret to leave.*
Mike Cassidy - “Ladies and gentlemen it’s been a pleasure and I thank Bret for being my guest once more. Let’s all give it up for Bret and we are all supporting you come Anarchy. We all, just like you hate Bob Cena.”
Bret Hart - “Thanks guys. I'll kick his ass and it will be for all of you guys. My real fans.”
*Bret gets off his seat and exits the room.*
Scene 4 ~~~~~For those Not able to fight~~~~~
*Bret Hart is at the live taping's for Anarchy. He is stood in his Pink and Black wrestling attire. His white boots and his Jacket with his 'Too Old To Die Young' logo. Beside him is his wife Julie in her attire and her jacket. Bret's hair is greased as always and his shades are resting on top of his head.*
Bret Hart - “A situation in which there is no organization and control, especially in society because there is no effective government. Tonight we have Anarchy. Me and Bob have been waiting for almost a year to get our hands on each other. Many months ago we were actually tag team partners taking on the tag team division. But now we have come down such a long and bumpy road. We have been on a journey that has taken both to new heights. But let me tell you something Bob. We both have had our cheap shots in the past but you had to go one step to far. Not only did you lay your hands on my son. But you laid your hands on my beautiful, loving wife. You call me the bad guy and I'm supposed to be hated by all. This company has some pretty retarded fans. I never brought your family into this. In fact because you decided to pretty much break the rules and somehow get away with it only means that I'm going to do so much damage to you Bob that I'm going wipe that stupid smug look off your face. Then when I'm done toying with you that's when I'm going to end your misery and I just might lock in the sharpshooter and let your tired ass tap out. Now I'm out here to deliver a message to POT Bob Cena. But it’s not just from me. It’s from some past superstars that can’t be here to do this deed tonight.”
*Bret is handed a letter from his wife and he opens it up and starts to read out loud.*
Bret Hart - “This first one is from the rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin. It reads, Dear Bret at Anarchy I will be watching with a bag of popcorn and a cold beer. Sat right next to me will be an unopened bottle for when you kick his ass and win that match. Now you know as much as I do Bret that I don't waste a beer so you better make sure you win. Not only because we can’t stand him but only because he thinks he is better than everyone else. Just remember Bret if you don’t win Stone Cold will run down there and he will kick Bob's ass for ya, Hell YEAH. WHAT! Sorry the wife just butted in. Anyway Bret do the world a favor and make sure he doesn't get back up once he goes down. Even give him a stunner for me.”
*Bret hands the letter back to Julie and she then hands another one to Bret.*
Bret Hart - “This next one is from none other than the Nature Boy Rick Flair, WHOOOO! Bret you old son of a gun, Me and some of the boys were thinking we might just come down and get ring side seats just so when you win at Anarchy that we can swamp the ring and kick some Cena-ass along with you buddy. Make sure you use that Sharpshooter on Bob Cena just as tight as you did on Stone Cold and made him pass out. Yeah we all know it was due to the blood loss but who the hell cares right. Of course I'm right. WHOOOO!”
*Bret hands the letter over to Julie and she hands him one last letter.*
Bret Hart - “This last one is from the people's Champ. The Rock. Now I can’t talk as fast as Rocky but I'll read out the letter as it stands. Bret Hart, The excellence of execution, the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be! Bret you make a big claim over The Rock but The Rock will forgive you, He is a very forgiving guy. The Rock makes this out to all the millions and millions of not The Rock's fans but to Bob Cena's fans. Are you people actually seeing this man walk around like he still think he's in high school. The man is about 24/25 years old and he acts like a little boy thinking he can play a big man’s game. He tries and once he succeeded but not anymore. He lost his title and he lost his temper so he took it out on our eye sight with those god dam Picasso painting clothes!”
*Bret hands the letter over to Julie.*
Bret Hart - “Now The Rock wanted me to do this myself personally to try and make it just as good as him.”
*Bret is handed a mic from his wife. He leans back and he puts the mic to his lips.*
Bret Hart - “IF YA SMELLLLLLLLA WHAT THE HITMAN, IS, COOKING!”
*Bret throws the mic onto the floor.*
Bret Hart - “I may not have just done that much justice right there but I told Dwayne that I would try my best at that. Now back to Bob. All these men wanted me to share those words with you because you claimed that you were better than anyone that has ever stepped into that ring. But Bob even you have to admit you once sang my praises. You once told the World just before Justice for some, you called me the best technical wrestler that the world has ever seen. And you can’t be more right. I am the best technical wrestler to ever step foot in the ring. Only one other man came close to being just as good as me and that was Chris Benoit. You talked about my family not being proud of me, they are proud of me Bob and you should be to. You should be proud that you’re going to be run out of this business by a man far greater than yourself. You should also be proud of the fact that I was a 5 time World champion beating you 5 times over with your poxy little 1 time world title. My 654 day reign as WWE Champion is one of the greatest reigns to ever dominate over the wrestling world. Tonight Worlds will collide. In one had we have the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be and on the other we have a loud mouth wanna be that got in the way of the Hitman and is now going to deal with the consequences. Two worlds separated by decades of the wrestling world. But tonight they come together to move heaven and earth to create the most anticipated match ever. In fact this is such a momentous occasion I prepared a little something for you all. Bob Cena listen up.”
*A beat starts in the background a gets progressively louder as Bret starts to rap.*
Bret Hart - “Yo, Yo Bob this aint no time
to sing no shitty rhyme,
I am the hitman and you’re in my cross-hairs son,
I have been down and I have been up
But nothing has been as shit as operation fuck-up,
When I'm done with you you’re gonna cry to ya mom,
You hang about with Kurt
Boy you know it’s gonna get you hurt,
Yeah,
Thug life it didn't chose me,
Why’d it pick you its so hard to see,
Ima gonna come down hard on you like fucking CCTV
You claim I aint got no fans no more
Boy please, my fans aint in preschool no more
I don't need to collect mine at the god dam store,
Bob you think we cant see you,
Boy are you high, we all see the same shit too,
You prance about and make jokes,
Dude go back to smoking blokes!
This is real time boy isn’t no more minors,
Come at me bro,
You come attack my family,
Dude big mistake,
This is an ocean game not no lake.
So ill leave ya with one more, Looter!
Thats right I made up words just so I can lock in the dam
Sharpshooter!”
*The camera fades out as Bret and Julie share a hug.*
Scene 5 ~~~~~To the Lions Den!~~~~~
*Bret is stood at the curtain at Anarchy, He is stood in all his glory when Julie comes up behind him and holds his hand.*
Julie Hart - “Do this for everyone who ever doubted you.”
*Bret takes a deep breathe.*
Bret Hart - “I'm not only going to do this for all those doubters, I'm going to do this for the honor of the Hart family. I'm doing it for my career and my past. This is my final make or break moment!”
*Bret's music hits the arena and the Boo's echo over the arena drowning it out. Bret walks out with Julie in hand.* |
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