Prove Yourself Battle Royal

[Vince McMahon]

Dark Match: Prove Yourself Battle Royal
Any person new to Thy WWE or not booked on the main card, prove yourself and win this Battle Royal!



RP HERE

[Motherf*cking Freak Morgan]

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Sitting by himself Morgan can be seen backstage drawing. But also on his own, wearing normal clothes too. Morgan looks up and spies a cameraman looking over at him.

ȶɦɛ ʄʊƈӄɨռɢ ʄʀɛǟӄ ʍօʀɢ
If you’re gonna shoot on me might as well come here and make yourself useful. Come on I don’t bite you know.

The cameraman walks slowly over to Morgan and sits down beside him pointing the camera at him.

ȶɦɛ ʄʊƈӄɨռɢ ʄʀɛǟӄ ʍօʀɢ
See, I am entering this so called Prove Yourself match, even though I have nothing to prove. Why you ask? Because I want to that’s why, See if I still have it without Nero around. That’s right you heard me WITHOUT Nero. See he is back in the woods got some competition or something. So I thought I’d make myself useful. Now I know what you’re thinking. Why is Morgan not dressed as a punk and why is he not swearing. But you know that’s only part of who I am hell even if he don’t admit it it’s only part of who Nero is too. But yeah back to this match. I See all you fans and wrestlers alike watching us and ignoring us due to us being punks or whatever but I’m here to say, don’t judge because to be frank you have no idea of who we are or what we are capable of. So we swear and jump around like maniacs it’s called having fun.

Morgan took a deep breath brushing his hair out of his face and thought before talking again.

ȶɦɛ ʄʊƈӄɨռɢ ʄʀɛǟӄ ʍօʀɢ
Now we have touched upon this before us saying how crap everyone else is, and we trained in the woods blah blah blah. But it’s true. Let’s see, you boys back here think this is just a bunch of crap, none of you take anything serious. The knight’s for instance yeah they are good and all that but really since the last PPV hell even the PPV before that what have they done other than getting themselves suspended? Or how about Pot or Bret what exactly have they done other than trash talk eachother? How about Troy hell I ain’t seen anything that impresses me. Who else what about this Stalker or whatever his name is? What has he done? How about that Senn dude? Nope he hasn’t either. Oh I know how about….KO? Wait no nothing from him jumps out other than his wife is kinda hot. I mean come on people wrestling is about excitement and hell just plain old entertainment. You people listened when me and Nero said we are back and going to bring back the fight and we are. So we didn’t make the show last time but that’s also in part as to why I’m here tonight. Yeah it may be a dark match but I can guarantee one thing, you boys may have damn good matches hell there may be championship changes but nothing is going to get these fans on their feet faster than me going out there having a good time and entertaining the fans. I think you lot forget about that. All you do is trash talk well that’s all good and done but really are you adults of children? Stop bitching and start fighting.

Morgan looked down and continued to draw for a while before looking back up smiling and carrying on.

ȶɦɛ ʄʊƈӄɨռɢ ʄʀɛǟӄ ʍօʀɢ
Now in this match I don’t give two shit’s who it is against because let’s face it all they can do is whine like the rest of ya’ll. So you bastards any of you think you can win against me bring it on, ain’t not one of you who can win against me. Or it will be no one turns up which goes to prove the point you babies need to step aside for guys like me and Nero to open fire. You best believe it that when he gets his lazy arse back here we will destroy you lot but until then come bring it see if I care, I don’t care about losing….well unless I have gold but hey. No see this match means nothing it is just a way to see who is liable to be a threat and as for those that are booked please you better believe it that I’m watching, and when you slip up or you miss a shot by god I shall watch and when we step in the ring I will destroy every bone in each of your bodies but for now Imma get back to my drawing before going out there to entertain you boys wanna fight get your arses out there and fight me because trust me when I say you will not be walking back here on your own two damn feet. Now be gone I wanna finish this.

The cameraman nodded as he got up and backed away, while Morgan went back to drawing all the things in his head.
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[Jamine Creed]

The scene opens with Zykiel Selvin on a couch staring at Jamine Creed as Creed admires his biceps. It goes like this for five minutes until Zykiel farts. There's an awkward moment and then jamine throws Zykiel into a closet. Jamine sighs until he takes a look at an open challenge at Anarchy. Jamine: bullshit! Absurd bullshit! Zykiel: Really? Where's the bull? There is an awkward pause until Jamine sprays Zykiel in the eyes with lysol and then closes the closet door and locks it. You hear Zykiel screaming utterly loud.Jamine: bullshit a year ago at anarchy i would have been tv champ if a certain gm of raw hadnt screwed me over. After such i was injured majority of the year! And i come back to find raw in disarray with a sorry roster and an even sorrier world champ. The good didnt go bad. No they went straight to god damned ugly! But fear not for the savior of sexy has returned!Zykiel: oo morrison is back?jamine throws a book at zykiel jamine: i said savior not shaman you dolt. i swear. im going to anarchy and im going to cause a riot. so heres to the raw roster of clowns. your days of sorry excuse for slap stick comical wrestling is over. as for the champ that fools gold of a title is mines. and for the blasted cult for gay armored orgies which are the knights. i got 3 things. 1 get a room. 2 get laid by the opposite sex. and 3 the three stooges want their jobr back. and for a one former gm starr. when i find you... you wont like what i got planned. so anarchy 2013 will be remembered as the night jamine creed laid the law!zykiel: the three stooges are on raw?jamine:why yes zykiel so is the whole fucking flying circus! I swear the wrestlers here are more into bitching and moaning. Now last time i checked thy was a wrestling entertainment. Not a porn industry. Excluding thd divas who pose for playboy spreads and then spread on my dick. Anyway! Its shaming to see someone like stalker as a champion contending material. Thats a new low. I mean he has never beaten me. Also i would like to point out that i laid out POT Bob cena. Its about time i lay out someone else.jamine storms out as the camera goes black.