Post by Christian Knight on Jan 27, 2013 12:48:21 GMT -5
Thy WWE Monday Night Raw #93
Monday night Raw kicks off with a brand new theme... Coheed & Cambria "Welxome Home" hits the PA speakers as the crowd live in indy begins to rejoice that a theme can actually hit to begin a show.
The camera now pans over to the commentary team which consists of a weird bunch.. Don Chuckles, Phil Latio with a special apperance from... AJ & Crack of Operation Fuck Up! Uh oh!
Don Chuckles: Welcome one & all to episode number 93 of Thy WWE monday night Raw, I'm Don Chuckles along side my good friend Phil Latio & we have a special apperance from the members of Operation Fuck Up.. Crack & miss Lee.. Welcome to you guys as well.
AJ Lee: Thanks guys, we are glad to be here & we hope that tonight will be as enjoyable as everyone thinks it is because we are kicking of Raw with the 2nd annual Kurt Orton small genitals!
Phil Latio: Are you fucking kidding me?! Do we literally have to hear your man speak his same old routine every single week... it gets old you know!
AJ Lee: kinda like how your wrinkles show when you fucked that hooker after Raw... boy was she decased & out of her way!?
Phil Latio: How the hell you know about hookers? I'm not the one who sleeps with a creepy snake each week!
Don Chuckles: I'd love to hear you two argue all night long but as AJ said... it's time for the 2nd Annual Kurt Orton small genitals!
Hit!
The!
Switch!
On cue, Kurt Orton walks out from the backstage area to kick off Raw wearing his Operation Fuck Up T-shirt & his wrestling attire under that, he acknowledges his peeps before pointing to his wife at commentary & blowing her a kiss.
He steps into the ring & does a few taunts before grabbing a mic & speaking out to all of the fans in Indy.
{"Prodigy"} Kurt Orton
Well what a surprise we have here, we start off with epic theme music for Raw then AJ & Crack my two good buddies & my wife are on commentary plus I'm out here spending my time with the most live crowd I could think possible!
The crowd begins chanting "We respect KO" as he smiles before continuing to speak.
Now onto business for the evening ... certain personnel at the commentary booth think that me being who I am is wrong & it's not what they wanna see each week, they rather see guys put up a damn 2 minute maybe 3 minute match just to satify their own lives ... but that's not what my peeps want ! My peeps & even including POT & Crack would wanna see classic matches & even epic conculsions to some big time rivalries here in Thy.
Phil Latio i'm addressing you when I say these next words... don't you fucking dare disrespect what I do in this damn ring.. hell it's better what you did at Ascension in 2012, your performance wasn't to even eliminate one person... it was to please these people who basically have nothing better to do on a sunday evening but watch guys like you eliminate their own damn selves!
It's a shame that even men like Ric Flair dare abuse my crudentials... I showed him the error of his ways when I punted him in the damn skull last monday & NO! it wasn't for acting purposes .. it was to put fear in the eyes of the world champion who I know is here tonight & definitely listening to this promo.
Beno... in just a few short weeks I will be looking to get my world title back but it won't be just any normal match... as Jacob Senn did a few weeks back before Wrestlemania 3 announcing a Thy first ever classic.. I thought it would be my turn to throw one out into the record books!
It's no DQ, NO count-outs, Anything goes in this match... just the only way to win is first incompassitate your opponent until is he forced to utter two simple words that basically are gong to shudden him for the rest of his everlasting life.
Yes dear people of Thy WWE i'm challenging our dear champion to the first ever "I Quit" Match in my hometown of New Jersey at one of my childhood arenas known as the Prudential Center.. home also to the New Jersey Devils!
Beno tonight your first dose of KO medicine is delivered in a painful style i'm proud to enduce into your brain... the second will be far more dificult than the lasst my friend I assure you of that & you will see a new world champion by the end of the fucking night!
Well, enjoy the night qwe have plans my peeps.. oh & this new shirt I have can be ordered &at your local shopping stores or at ThyWWEShop.com where all your needs are met!
Your "Prodigy" has spoken!
Kurt exits the ring as AJ & Crack followhim to the back, Don claps for KO as do the fans while Phil just sits in his chair, reading a magazine not even paying attention while Thy WWE Monday Night Raw goes to it's first commerical break unannounced.
Opening Contest
"POT" Bob Cena vs Stalker Knight (non-title)
Steve Cruise: This opening contest is scheduled for one fall!
"Unorthodox" by Wretch 32 feat. Example blasts around the arena and the crowd go insane. The "Professor of Thuganomics" Bob Cena bursts out from behind the curtain; wearing a black Operation Fuck Up shirt with "PoT" on the back, camo shorts and his steel chain around his neck. He is followed closely by his good friend and co-founder of Operation Fuck Up, Crack.
Crack is wearing a black Operation Fuck Up shirt with red shorts. Cena walks up to a camera man and shouts down the lens, "You make the rules! And we will break 'em!".
Cena and Crack both walk down the ramp conversing and slapping hands with the screaming fans in attendance. They reach the ring and PoT takes the chain from around his neck, folds it up and hands it to Crack; before sliding under the bottom rope.
He walks around the ring doing his double horn taunt before taking his shirt off and throwing it into the crowd. Cena walks to the corner of a ring and sits down, leaning against the bottom rope.
His opponent, from Vancouver British Columbia Canada... weighing in at 240 pounds.. he is the Thy WWE Television Champion .. Stalker Knight!
Stalker drops his TV Title at the stage & directly charges down the ramp, not even waiting for the bell to ring as POT is being taken down to the mat.
Ding Ding Ding!
POT battles with Stalker giving him lefts & rights to the jaw before the referee has to phyiscally break the two rivals off of each other, Stalker backs up into his corner & can't hold his emotions in so he blasts Cena with a superkick to the jaw rendering him dizzy ... he then follows up with a snap DDT before taunting to the crowd.
Cena gets back up and fires with immediate shoulder blocks followed by a sit-out power bomb and a shout-out to his cousin by hitting the infamous Five knuckle Shuffle to perfection.
He sets up for the AA, but it's blocked with a Kimura Lock by Stalker, just wrenching the non 100% arm of POT back a few inches, close to breaking point... Cena finds a way out & hits a snap suplex before trying to set up another AA with a little theatrics in between.
Cena picks him up & drops him with amazing brute force, followed up by the Chainlock Choke with the same added strength from last week though Mr. Knight breaks out & locks in a very painful Kimura lock causing POT to tap out.
Winner : Stalker Knight via submission
"Unorthodox" by Wretch 32 feat Example blasts around the Lucas Oil Stadium and the fans immeadiatly divide - Half cheering, half booing. Bob Cena walks out from behind the curtain and the volume of the fans increases. He is wearing a sleeveless grey Operation Fuck Up shirt with "PoT" on the back and camo shorts. PoT doesnt pay any attention to the screaming fans in attendance, keeping his eyes foucused on the ring. He reaches the bottom of the ramp and slides under the bottom rope. Standing in the centre of the ring, he pulls a microphone from his shorts pocket and slowly lifts it to his lips.
Bob Cena:
Don Chuckles.............Phil Latio...............
The camera pans around to the confused commentators sat in their chairs. PoT slowly walks towards the ropes and leans over them staring directly in to both commentators.
Bob Cena:
Have you got some sort of problem with me, huh?
Don Chuckles:
What the hell is PoT's problem?
Bob Cena:
What was that Don?! Somebody get his ass a microphone!
There is a rush at ringside as Steve Cruise runs to hand Don Chuckles a microphone.
Bob Cena:
Don, you now have the floor.
Don begins to get nervous as time goes on, he just stares blankly at PoT.
Bob Cena:
I dont think you heard me Don. SPEAK!
Don slowly lifts up the microphone, but he cant bring himself to speak.
Bob Cena:
Well look at that ladies and gentlemen. Don Chuckles the voice of ThyWWE! Lost for words for a change. You have always got something to say about me when I am wrestling. So come on, pretend I am not here.
Don lifts the microphone to his lips and speaks slowly.
Don Chuckles:
I dont...........I dont know what you want me to say.
PoT chuckles at Chuckles' comment. He slides out of the ring and slowly walks towards the commentators. He takes the empty chair beside Phil Latio and moves it so it is in front of the table. He takes a seat on it and speaks.
Bob Cena:
Well an apology would be nice Don. And Phil dont be getting too cool over there because you are next. Now Don, apologise!
Don Chuckles:
I........I........I'm sorry PoT.
Bob Cena:
Now pass the mic to Mr Latio Don.
Don quickly gives the mic to a confused Phil Latio.
Phil Latio:
I'm sorry Bob.
Bob Cena:
No, no, that wont quite cut it for you Phil. I dont want any more apologies. I just want to know why? Why?! Why do you feel the need to constantly disrespect me behind my back to all of the people at home?!
Phil looks as if he has had enough and speaks.
Phil Latio:
Because you havent earned respect!
The fans go insane and what Phil said has just made him furious.
Bob Cena:
What?! What the hell did you just say Ph-...................
PoT runs into the ring and waits on the arrival of "The Hitman". He sits in the corner and begins to panic, shaking his head trying to deny Bret is coming.
Don Chuckles:
Thank God Bret is here, that guy needs some serious help.
After a while Bret's music keeps playing but there is no sign of Bret. Cena begins to laugh at the fans and lifts the microphone to his lips.
Bob Cena:
Bret!!!!!!!! Bret "The Hitman" Hart where you at?! I'm here! I'm standing right here in the middle of my ring! You're in luck, I have given K Orton and Crack the night off from Operation Fuck Up duties. People make decisions day in and day out that affect other peoples lives. These people decided to buy a ticket to see me! And December 28th 2012.......Bret.........You decided to side with the Knights. Handing the championship to Beno, you may aswell have given up your testicles. You're a coward Bret! A damn coward!
*Bob starts to laugh as he believes this is once again just mind games. He turns his back on the ramp and shrugs his shoulders just as the crowd goes wild. Bret has entered the arena holding a mic. He is wearing his ring attire under a new leather jacket with "Too Old To Die Young" on the back. His shades are raised and his grin is ear to ear as the music dies and he raises the mic to his lips.*
Bret Hart - "Well, Well, Well. It seems that little beating you gave me a couple weeks ago did some damage. But unfortunately for you Bob it just quite wasn't enough. I thought you would have learned that lesson last time to tried to put me out of commission."
*Bret starts to slowly walk down the ramp as Bob jumps out of the ring and grabs a steel chair and jumps back into the ring.*
Bret Hart - "Is that it Bob. Is that your masterful plan? A steel chair. Is that how your going to end the best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be. Seriously Bob, Have some decencey and face me man to man."
*Bob drops the chair and starts to taunt Bret to get into the ring. Bret duly agrees and drops the mic. He takes off his jacket and shades and hands them to a fan. He then turns his attention to Bob in the ring who is now getting edgy for a fight. Bret sprints to the ring and slides under the ring. Bob imeidiantly goes on the attack and keeps Bret on the floor. Thinking he has done enough Bob stops his attack and plays to the crowd. Bret reaches into his tights and pulls out a set of brass knuckles and places them on his hand. He gets to his feet just as Bob turns around he plants a right hook on the chin of POT. He drops like a stone and the crowd instantly turn on Bret. Bret exits the ring with the KO'd Bob laying in the middle of the ring. He grabs a mic and climbs back in.*
Bret Hart - "You boo me. This man attacks me and insults me in front of my family and you boo me. Go *BEEP* yourselves you bunch of hypocrites. This piece of *BEEP* doesn't deserve to even breathe the same air as me."
*As he has been speaking Julie has entered the arena and made her way to the ring wearing her newly designed Pink and Black wrestling gear. She climbs into the ring and gives her husband a kiss and takes the mic from Bret and leans over the flat out Bob.*
Julie Hart - "You asked Bob if im proud of my husband the night you attacked him in front of me. Well my answer Bob is yes. I love him uncontrollably and i will prove that to you."
*She spits at Bob and goes to his legs and locks in the sharpshooter. Bret takes the mic as Bob starts to writhe in pain. Bret lays down next to Bob as Julie keeps the lock tight on his legs.*
Bret Hart - "You see Bob you cant even take out my wife. She has you right where i want you to be come the next pay per view. Because were going to have our self's a little Submission match. And i will make sure you tap out to the most Canadian move ever!"
*Julie releases the hold and they both start to kick and punch at the laid out body of Bob Cena. Suddenly the ring is swamped by security and they usher the pair out of the ring as Bob is seen to to make sure he is ok to compete later tonight.*
*Commercial*
Match Two (Falls Count Anywhere Match): JTB vs Troy Motor
The Scene comes back from commercial and as the camera pans around the crowd that occupies the arena it slowly hovers towards the ring where we see JTB and Troy Motor in the ring. Also by ringside was Kevin Nash. Joey an Troy Lock up in the ring both of them start trading blows. Joey hooks Troy with a left hook, then Troy motor retaliates with a right hand of his own. Joey the Bastard wraps his hands around Troy motor and connects with a belly to belly suplex sending Troy crashing down to the canvas. Joey Raises his hands and starts mud hole stomping Troy. He runs towards the ropes and does a baseball slide kick that sends troy tumbling out of the ring. Joey rolls under the bottom ropes and heads troy troy but as he does Kevin Nash launches himself and clothelines Joey. Nash goes under the ring and gets a chair and raises it to a roar of disapproval from the crowd. He starts smashing the char down on Joey again and again and again. Joey starts to gather himself back up as Nash continues the damage and throws the chair back down. Kevin Nash gathers up Joey and heaves him up for a Huge Power bomb. Joey comes crashing down with a hard thud. Troy slithers over Joey as the referee begins the count
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*Commercial*
My Wish for you is that this life become all that you want it to. Your dreams stay big and your worries stay small. That you never have to carry more then you can handle, more then you can hold. Know this my child, that one day you’ll get to where your want to get there, and when you do the world will be yours.
Vince Shakes his head from his vivid imagination and his former memories of his childhood. Mumbling to himself he starts to speak out loud
I still remember those wise words you spoke to me father. If only you were still here and can see me now. But look at me. Look at what I have achieved. The world is in the palm of my hand and all I needed to do is take your advice. Well now it’s time to shake things up again. To take life by the horns and shake it up.
Vince starts to contemplate the last few months and the hardship that has taken a toll on him. He straightens his jacket and fixes his tie.
It’s time to take the world by storm again. Starting next week. That’s my plan. Father if you looking down on my, wait till you see what I have in store for next week. It’s time for me to find a new general manager
*Commercial*
Main Event
Phil: It's time the main event, folks!
Don: That's right! It's time to watch our World Heavyweight Champion, The One and Only Beno, wipe the mat with that no good punk, Kurt Orton...
{"Take Over" hits and the crowd goes wild...}
Phil: Here comes the man who will challenge for the title in a few weeks...
Don: It's a shame that the champion, Beno, has to lower himself to Orton's level by being in the ring with him tonight... But he'll make quick work of our so called number one contender.
Phil: Don't be so sure, Don... Last week, Kurt Orton got his win back against Jacob Senn, and in an act that I personally don't agree with, almost killed Ric Flair in the middle of that ring. The man is on one hell of a roll, and he hopes to keep that roll going tonight against the man who he will face for the championship in the coming weeks.
Don: How could that little punk treat a legend like that? If it wasn't for Ric Flair, none of us would even be here today... I never though I'd actually agree with Stalker Knight on something, but Kurt Orton deserves everything he gets tonight from our World Champion...
{The crowd is going wild for Kurt Orton as he and his wife AJ come out from the back, jacked and ready to rock. KO looks out in to the crowd with his hand over his eyes, blocking out the lights to get a better view. AJ smiles and watches him in awe. KO takes her hand and leads her to the ring while the two of them slap hands with a few fans at ringside. KO lets AJ up the stairs then holds the ropes open for her as she enters the ring. KO follows and the two stand in the ring together as the crowd cheers. KO has a smile on his face, but that smile quickly changes to a serious look as Beno's music hits and the crowd changes it's tone...}
Don: Here comes a true World Champion, Latio... He's not a paper champion like the recent ones... He's not a fluke champion, and he's not a transitional champ, either... Beno is going to bring honor and prestige back to the World Title... It's been a long time since Thy WWE has a good World Champ, Latio!
Phil: Well, I agree with you that Beno's championship gain was not an accident, but as for us not having a good champion in a while, I beg to differ... Just because a guy doesn't hold the title for six months, doesn't mean that he wasn't a good champion, Don...
Don: Well, I guess Beno is gonna turn out to be the best World Champ that Thy WWE has ever seen, cause he's not gonna just hold that title for a month... He's not even gonna hold it for six months... Beno will hold that championship for as long as he sees fit, and my guess is a full year.
Phil: A year would definitely put him up there as one of the best, but Thy WWE is full of excellent athletes and legitimate contenders... It would be a supreme feat to accomplish, no doubt...
Don: And Beno is a supreme being, Latio... A supreme Champion! Quiet, here he comes!
{Beno walks out from the back to a chorus of boos. He looks at the crowd with a look of disgust on his face then waves his hand at them in dismissal. He wears the Tag Team Title around his waist, and carries the World Title over his shoulder. KO sends AJ out of the ring as Beno approaches. Beno steps up the stairs and enters the ring, unclipping the Tag Title from his waist and climbing the corner to hold both titles above his head as the crowd boos, but many flashes from cameras still go off. The ref tells both men to get to their corners as the ring announcer steps up to do his job...}
Steve Cruise: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is your main event of the evening... Introducing first, being accompanied by his wife, AJ Orton... From Newark, New Jersey... Weigning in at two hundred forty five pounds... The Prodigy... Kurt Orrrrton!
{AJ clap as the fans go wild...}
Steve Cruise: And his opponent... From Venice Beach, California... Weighing in at two hundred sixty four pounds... He is the reigning Thy WWE World Champion, and one of half of the Thy WWE Tag Team Champions... He is... The One and Only... Beeeeennnnoooo!
{The crowd boos as Beno stands confidently with his gold with a smirk, looking Kurt Orton up and down, unimpressed. Beno hands over his gold to the referee who passes it to ringside...}
Phil: A good chance tonight for both superstars to get a feeling of what they're in store for in the title match... To sort of scout the competition...
Don: I wouldn't call Kurt Orton competition to Beno, Latio... The kid just got lucky and now he's gonna be taught a lesson from the Champion. Beno will put him in his place...
Phil: I don't know, Don... Kurt Orton has been unstoppable in recent weeks... He defeated his father, Randy Orton at Justice For Some... He's the Money in the Bank winner from WrestleMania... I don't think even Beno can stop him the way he's going these days!
Don: You're delusional just like Kurt Orton... Just like these fans who think Kurt Orton stands at chance at becoming the World Champion again... Especially with Beno holding the title...
Phil: Well, we're about to get a preview right here, right now... TONIGHT!
***DING DING DING***
{The crowd is deafening as the two men stare each other down...}
Phil: It's certainly a big fight feel to the mood of the stadium here tonight...
Don: Of course it is, Latio... Any match with Beno is a big fight... Even if it is against Kurt Orton...
{They start to circle each other as Kurt Orton starts to clap and the crowd joins in... They lock up and struggle for control unitl KO Starts to gain the upper hand and push Beno towards the ropes. Beno sticks his body half way through the ropes and the ref gets in between to seperate the two. KO agrees and lets Beno go cleanly. They lock up again and Beno quickly pushes KO in the corner while still locked up. The ref goes in for the separation again and Beno holds his hand up, letting KO go clean, but all of a sudden rakes KO across the eyes to a huge negative reaction from the crowd. KO holds his face in pain, trying to gain the sight back in his eyes as Beno starts to thurst his shoulder in KO's gut in the corner. The ref starts a five count as KO falls to the mat while leaning in the corner. Beno sticks his boot in KO's throat, choking him as the ref reaches the count of four before Beno stops. Beno taunts the fans for a second before running and booting KO in the face. Then he chokes KO again in the corner, this time with a knee. The ref gets a four count then Beno stops. He pulls KO up and takes him to the ropes, whipping him across the ring. KO bounces off the ropes and Beno drives his knee in to the gut, causing KO to flip over on to his back. Beno stays on the offensive with a quick elbow drop to the chest. Beno pulls KO back up as AJ tries to cheer KO on. Beno whips KO into the ropes. KO bounces back and ducks a clothesline, bounces of the ropes again, Beno leap frogs KO and KO bounces off a again. But this time Beno catches him, tossing him up above his head and dropping him with a huge Samoan Drop...}
Phil: Oh my, what a move!
Don: You're damn right!
{Beno quickly goes for a cover...
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Kickout.
Beno quickly wraps his legs around KO in a body scissors as KO gasps for air...}
Don: With each breath Kurt Orton takes while in that scissor hold, Beno's hold gets tighter and tighter...
Phil: Right you are, Don... The champion is trying to wear Kurt Orton down, and so he should. Kurt Orton is one hell of an athlete and not to be taken lightly.
{AJ tries to garner the support of the crowd and it seems to be working as KO starts to club away on the legs of Beno. Beno lets go of the hold and KO bounces of the ropes trying for a clothesline but Beno ducks under and wraps his arms around KO's waist, and hitting a wicked German suplex. The crowd lets out an "Ohh!" as Beno drops another elbow across the back of KO. Then he grabs KO's leg and sits back with a single leg Boston crab...}
Phil: The human is not designed to bend like that, Don...
Don: Sure isn't... Beno's game plan is obviously to weaken Kurt Orton's back here tonight...
{KO cries out in agony as Beno sits all the way back. The ref asks KO is he wants to give up but KO shakes his head. Beno lets him out and quickly drops another elbow. Then drops a few knees to KO's back. Beno drags KO up and shoves him chest first into the ropes then drives his forearm into KO's back as KO rebounds. Beno does this a second time, and KO falls to his knees. Beno bounces of the ropes a big boots KO right in the face to another gasp from the crowd...}
Phil: What a vicious boot from Beno... This man is sadistic!
Don: You have to be to be a real World Champion... Beno's got him pinned here, it's over...
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Kickout!
{Beno laughs at KO, and pulls him up shoving him in the corner, then spinning him around so that KO's chest is facing the turnbuckle. Beno then starts to pound away at KO's kidneys with right and left hooks. The ref demands that Beno stop the assualt, but Beno won't listen. He continues with hook to the kidneys then changes it up with some shoulder thrusts to the back of KO. The crowd has started to chant for KO, desperately trying to will him back in to the match. Beno laughs again and starts to taunt the crowd, chanting along with them. KO can barely move, but is somehow getting to his feet, but he falls to one knee. Beno walks over and grabs KO by the hair. He holds KO there for a second, laughing at him. Then out of nowhere, KO breaks free and starts to chop Beno across the chest. Beno recoils as KO stays on him, hitting a weak spinning back fist. But then musters up some strength and it's a much better back fist as Beno stumbles back but doesn't fall. KO almost falls over from pain, but then charges Beno. That split second where KO let up allows Beno to catch him in mid attack, exploding with a beautiful T-bone suplex...}
Phil: There can't be much left in the tank for Kurt Orton. Too much damage has been done to that back...
{Beno goes for the cover and the ref counts...
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KICKOUT!
Beno pulls KO up and whips him hard in to the corner. KO hits and yells out in pain. Beno charges the corner, but KO gets his foot up. Beno stumbles back then charges again. This time KO gets his elbow up in to the jaw of Beno. Beno stumbles back and KO hits a super kick out of the corner. Beno goes down and KO falls pn top of him as the crowd goes crazy, counting along with the ref...
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Kickout!
KO grabs the ropes and starts to pull himself up. Beno shakes his head to get the cob webs out and gets back to his feet. He approaches KO and KO attacks, hitting a spinning roundhouse kick.}
Phil: Nice roundhouse kick by Orton! He;d certainly have Beno pinned here if he could go for a cover...
Don: No way! His back is to messed up!
Phil: Think again, Don... Kurt Orton has the cover!
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Both men struggle to their feet and Beno is first way ahead of KO. Beno boots KO in the gut, putting a stop to his comeback then sets him up for a powerbomb. Beno lifts him up and bombs him to the mat, but he pulls him back up and bombs him again. Then he does it a third time...}
Phil: Fall From Grace!
Don: That's it! It's over! Beno wins!
{Beno with the cover...
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KICKOUT!}
Don: What the hell?
Phil: How did he kick out of that? That's amazing!
{The crowd exploded after KO kicked out, and AJ is freaking out, slamming the mat. Beno gets up and in to the refs face, demanding that he change his mind. Beno starts to argue that it was a three count but the ref will have none of it. Beno goes to the corner and waits across the ring for KO to get up. The ref goes over to check on KO who is in pretty bad shape. KO is in between Beno and the referee. Beno runs at KO, attempting a big boot, but KO moves and Beno's boot connects with the referee's face...}
Don: HAHAHA!
Phil: On, no, the referee is knocked out! Things could get ugly here real fast!
Don: I sure hope so!
{As Beno looks down the ref after the boot, KO gets to his feet. Beno turns around into a knee to the face from KO. KO grabs Beno's head and drops him with a running bulldog much to the delight of the crowd and AJ. Beno gets up holding his face as KO bounces off the ropes and leaps up, grabbing Beno by the head with his legs and spinning him around. Then KO moves up in mid and spikes Beno head first in to the mat with a quick impact DDT. Kurt Orton goes for the cover...}
Phil: But the referee is knocked down! Damn it!
Don: Oh, thank God!
{The crowd starts to make the count for the fallen referee...
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Kurt looks around the ring and spots the ref downed in the corner. He gets off of Beno and tries to revive the ref. The ref slowly starts to come to and KO turns around into a running big boot from Beno.}
Phil: Lights Out from Beno and that's gotta be it!
{Beno goes for the cover and the ref crawls over to make the count...
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KICKOUT!}
Phil: HE KICKED OUT!
Don: COME ON REF!
{Beno looks around in disbelief then he turns to the ref in anger. He pulls the ref up and yells in his face before shoving him back down hard to the mat. Beno looks down at KO then down at the ref who is hurt again. Then Beno looks to the outside of the ring. Beno slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. He gets back in to the ring and yells at AJ telling to watch closely. KO is on his hands and knees and Beno winds up and slams the chair across KO's back as AJ screams...}
Phil: HEY! Come on! This isn't a no DQ match, dammit!
Don: I told you, Latio... Kurt Orton deserves this!
{Beno drives the chair in to the back of KO once more. The ref starts to stir as KO starts to get to his feet. Beno winds up and smacks KO right in the head with the chair to a sickening THWACK, busting KO open. Beno drops the chair as notices the ref start to come to again and goes for a cover, hooking both legs... The ref crawls over to make the count...
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KICKOUT!
The crowd goes ballistic as Beno gets up and starts to freak out. He starts to stomp away on KO. Beno picks up KO and irish whips him. KO runs into the ref and the ref hits the ground as suddenly Brian Gunn comes running out from the back with a chair. He jumps on the apron and walks into the ring. Gunn yells at Beno to hold up K. Orton.
Phil: What is this!?
Don: This isn't no DQ!!!
Beno picks up KO and from behind hooks his arms. Gunn cocks a smirk and swings the chair at KO. But at the last second, K. Orton ducks and the chair sends Beno to the ground. KO rolls up and throws Gunn to the outside! At the same time the ref is coming back to reality and Orton jumps on Beno.
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Monday night Raw kicks off with a brand new theme... Coheed & Cambria "Welxome Home" hits the PA speakers as the crowd live in indy begins to rejoice that a theme can actually hit to begin a show.
The camera now pans over to the commentary team which consists of a weird bunch.. Don Chuckles, Phil Latio with a special apperance from... AJ & Crack of Operation Fuck Up! Uh oh!
Don Chuckles: Welcome one & all to episode number 93 of Thy WWE monday night Raw, I'm Don Chuckles along side my good friend Phil Latio & we have a special apperance from the members of Operation Fuck Up.. Crack & miss Lee.. Welcome to you guys as well.
AJ Lee: Thanks guys, we are glad to be here & we hope that tonight will be as enjoyable as everyone thinks it is because we are kicking of Raw with the 2nd annual Kurt Orton small genitals!
Phil Latio: Are you fucking kidding me?! Do we literally have to hear your man speak his same old routine every single week... it gets old you know!
AJ Lee: kinda like how your wrinkles show when you fucked that hooker after Raw... boy was she decased & out of her way!?
Phil Latio: How the hell you know about hookers? I'm not the one who sleeps with a creepy snake each week!
Don Chuckles: I'd love to hear you two argue all night long but as AJ said... it's time for the 2nd Annual Kurt Orton small genitals!
Hit!
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Switch!
On cue, Kurt Orton walks out from the backstage area to kick off Raw wearing his Operation Fuck Up T-shirt & his wrestling attire under that, he acknowledges his peeps before pointing to his wife at commentary & blowing her a kiss.
He steps into the ring & does a few taunts before grabbing a mic & speaking out to all of the fans in Indy.
{"Prodigy"} Kurt Orton
Well what a surprise we have here, we start off with epic theme music for Raw then AJ & Crack my two good buddies & my wife are on commentary plus I'm out here spending my time with the most live crowd I could think possible!
The crowd begins chanting "We respect KO" as he smiles before continuing to speak.
Now onto business for the evening ... certain personnel at the commentary booth think that me being who I am is wrong & it's not what they wanna see each week, they rather see guys put up a damn 2 minute maybe 3 minute match just to satify their own lives ... but that's not what my peeps want ! My peeps & even including POT & Crack would wanna see classic matches & even epic conculsions to some big time rivalries here in Thy.
Phil Latio i'm addressing you when I say these next words... don't you fucking dare disrespect what I do in this damn ring.. hell it's better what you did at Ascension in 2012, your performance wasn't to even eliminate one person... it was to please these people who basically have nothing better to do on a sunday evening but watch guys like you eliminate their own damn selves!
It's a shame that even men like Ric Flair dare abuse my crudentials... I showed him the error of his ways when I punted him in the damn skull last monday & NO! it wasn't for acting purposes .. it was to put fear in the eyes of the world champion who I know is here tonight & definitely listening to this promo.
Beno... in just a few short weeks I will be looking to get my world title back but it won't be just any normal match... as Jacob Senn did a few weeks back before Wrestlemania 3 announcing a Thy first ever classic.. I thought it would be my turn to throw one out into the record books!
It's no DQ, NO count-outs, Anything goes in this match... just the only way to win is first incompassitate your opponent until is he forced to utter two simple words that basically are gong to shudden him for the rest of his everlasting life.
Yes dear people of Thy WWE i'm challenging our dear champion to the first ever "I Quit" Match in my hometown of New Jersey at one of my childhood arenas known as the Prudential Center.. home also to the New Jersey Devils!
Beno tonight your first dose of KO medicine is delivered in a painful style i'm proud to enduce into your brain... the second will be far more dificult than the lasst my friend I assure you of that & you will see a new world champion by the end of the fucking night!
Well, enjoy the night qwe have plans my peeps.. oh & this new shirt I have can be ordered &at your local shopping stores or at ThyWWEShop.com where all your needs are met!
Your "Prodigy" has spoken!
Kurt exits the ring as AJ & Crack followhim to the back, Don claps for KO as do the fans while Phil just sits in his chair, reading a magazine not even paying attention while Thy WWE Monday Night Raw goes to it's first commerical break unannounced.
Opening Contest
"POT" Bob Cena vs Stalker Knight (non-title)
Steve Cruise: This opening contest is scheduled for one fall!
"Unorthodox" by Wretch 32 feat. Example blasts around the arena and the crowd go insane. The "Professor of Thuganomics" Bob Cena bursts out from behind the curtain; wearing a black Operation Fuck Up shirt with "PoT" on the back, camo shorts and his steel chain around his neck. He is followed closely by his good friend and co-founder of Operation Fuck Up, Crack.
Crack is wearing a black Operation Fuck Up shirt with red shorts. Cena walks up to a camera man and shouts down the lens, "You make the rules! And we will break 'em!".
Cena and Crack both walk down the ramp conversing and slapping hands with the screaming fans in attendance. They reach the ring and PoT takes the chain from around his neck, folds it up and hands it to Crack; before sliding under the bottom rope.
He walks around the ring doing his double horn taunt before taking his shirt off and throwing it into the crowd. Cena walks to the corner of a ring and sits down, leaning against the bottom rope.
His opponent, from Vancouver British Columbia Canada... weighing in at 240 pounds.. he is the Thy WWE Television Champion .. Stalker Knight!
Stalker drops his TV Title at the stage & directly charges down the ramp, not even waiting for the bell to ring as POT is being taken down to the mat.
Ding Ding Ding!
POT battles with Stalker giving him lefts & rights to the jaw before the referee has to phyiscally break the two rivals off of each other, Stalker backs up into his corner & can't hold his emotions in so he blasts Cena with a superkick to the jaw rendering him dizzy ... he then follows up with a snap DDT before taunting to the crowd.
Cena gets back up and fires with immediate shoulder blocks followed by a sit-out power bomb and a shout-out to his cousin by hitting the infamous Five knuckle Shuffle to perfection.
He sets up for the AA, but it's blocked with a Kimura Lock by Stalker, just wrenching the non 100% arm of POT back a few inches, close to breaking point... Cena finds a way out & hits a snap suplex before trying to set up another AA with a little theatrics in between.
Cena picks him up & drops him with amazing brute force, followed up by the Chainlock Choke with the same added strength from last week though Mr. Knight breaks out & locks in a very painful Kimura lock causing POT to tap out.
Winner : Stalker Knight via submission
"Unorthodox" by Wretch 32 feat Example blasts around the Lucas Oil Stadium and the fans immeadiatly divide - Half cheering, half booing. Bob Cena walks out from behind the curtain and the volume of the fans increases. He is wearing a sleeveless grey Operation Fuck Up shirt with "PoT" on the back and camo shorts. PoT doesnt pay any attention to the screaming fans in attendance, keeping his eyes foucused on the ring. He reaches the bottom of the ramp and slides under the bottom rope. Standing in the centre of the ring, he pulls a microphone from his shorts pocket and slowly lifts it to his lips.
Bob Cena:
Don Chuckles.............Phil Latio...............
The camera pans around to the confused commentators sat in their chairs. PoT slowly walks towards the ropes and leans over them staring directly in to both commentators.
Bob Cena:
Have you got some sort of problem with me, huh?
Don Chuckles:
What the hell is PoT's problem?
Bob Cena:
What was that Don?! Somebody get his ass a microphone!
There is a rush at ringside as Steve Cruise runs to hand Don Chuckles a microphone.
Bob Cena:
Don, you now have the floor.
Don begins to get nervous as time goes on, he just stares blankly at PoT.
Bob Cena:
I dont think you heard me Don. SPEAK!
Don slowly lifts up the microphone, but he cant bring himself to speak.
Bob Cena:
Well look at that ladies and gentlemen. Don Chuckles the voice of ThyWWE! Lost for words for a change. You have always got something to say about me when I am wrestling. So come on, pretend I am not here.
Don lifts the microphone to his lips and speaks slowly.
Don Chuckles:
I dont...........I dont know what you want me to say.
PoT chuckles at Chuckles' comment. He slides out of the ring and slowly walks towards the commentators. He takes the empty chair beside Phil Latio and moves it so it is in front of the table. He takes a seat on it and speaks.
Bob Cena:
Well an apology would be nice Don. And Phil dont be getting too cool over there because you are next. Now Don, apologise!
Don Chuckles:
I........I........I'm sorry PoT.
Bob Cena:
Now pass the mic to Mr Latio Don.
Don quickly gives the mic to a confused Phil Latio.
Phil Latio:
I'm sorry Bob.
Bob Cena:
No, no, that wont quite cut it for you Phil. I dont want any more apologies. I just want to know why? Why?! Why do you feel the need to constantly disrespect me behind my back to all of the people at home?!
Phil looks as if he has had enough and speaks.
Phil Latio:
Because you havent earned respect!
The fans go insane and what Phil said has just made him furious.
Bob Cena:
What?! What the hell did you just say Ph-...................
PoT runs into the ring and waits on the arrival of "The Hitman". He sits in the corner and begins to panic, shaking his head trying to deny Bret is coming.
Don Chuckles:
Thank God Bret is here, that guy needs some serious help.
After a while Bret's music keeps playing but there is no sign of Bret. Cena begins to laugh at the fans and lifts the microphone to his lips.
Bob Cena:
Bret!!!!!!!! Bret "The Hitman" Hart where you at?! I'm here! I'm standing right here in the middle of my ring! You're in luck, I have given K Orton and Crack the night off from Operation Fuck Up duties. People make decisions day in and day out that affect other peoples lives. These people decided to buy a ticket to see me! And December 28th 2012.......Bret.........You decided to side with the Knights. Handing the championship to Beno, you may aswell have given up your testicles. You're a coward Bret! A damn coward!
*Bob starts to laugh as he believes this is once again just mind games. He turns his back on the ramp and shrugs his shoulders just as the crowd goes wild. Bret has entered the arena holding a mic. He is wearing his ring attire under a new leather jacket with "Too Old To Die Young" on the back. His shades are raised and his grin is ear to ear as the music dies and he raises the mic to his lips.*
Bret Hart - "Well, Well, Well. It seems that little beating you gave me a couple weeks ago did some damage. But unfortunately for you Bob it just quite wasn't enough. I thought you would have learned that lesson last time to tried to put me out of commission."
*Bret starts to slowly walk down the ramp as Bob jumps out of the ring and grabs a steel chair and jumps back into the ring.*
Bret Hart - "Is that it Bob. Is that your masterful plan? A steel chair. Is that how your going to end the best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be. Seriously Bob, Have some decencey and face me man to man."
*Bob drops the chair and starts to taunt Bret to get into the ring. Bret duly agrees and drops the mic. He takes off his jacket and shades and hands them to a fan. He then turns his attention to Bob in the ring who is now getting edgy for a fight. Bret sprints to the ring and slides under the ring. Bob imeidiantly goes on the attack and keeps Bret on the floor. Thinking he has done enough Bob stops his attack and plays to the crowd. Bret reaches into his tights and pulls out a set of brass knuckles and places them on his hand. He gets to his feet just as Bob turns around he plants a right hook on the chin of POT. He drops like a stone and the crowd instantly turn on Bret. Bret exits the ring with the KO'd Bob laying in the middle of the ring. He grabs a mic and climbs back in.*
Bret Hart - "You boo me. This man attacks me and insults me in front of my family and you boo me. Go *BEEP* yourselves you bunch of hypocrites. This piece of *BEEP* doesn't deserve to even breathe the same air as me."
*As he has been speaking Julie has entered the arena and made her way to the ring wearing her newly designed Pink and Black wrestling gear. She climbs into the ring and gives her husband a kiss and takes the mic from Bret and leans over the flat out Bob.*
Julie Hart - "You asked Bob if im proud of my husband the night you attacked him in front of me. Well my answer Bob is yes. I love him uncontrollably and i will prove that to you."
*She spits at Bob and goes to his legs and locks in the sharpshooter. Bret takes the mic as Bob starts to writhe in pain. Bret lays down next to Bob as Julie keeps the lock tight on his legs.*
Bret Hart - "You see Bob you cant even take out my wife. She has you right where i want you to be come the next pay per view. Because were going to have our self's a little Submission match. And i will make sure you tap out to the most Canadian move ever!"
*Julie releases the hold and they both start to kick and punch at the laid out body of Bob Cena. Suddenly the ring is swamped by security and they usher the pair out of the ring as Bob is seen to to make sure he is ok to compete later tonight.*
*Commercial*
Match Two (Falls Count Anywhere Match): JTB vs Troy Motor
The Scene comes back from commercial and as the camera pans around the crowd that occupies the arena it slowly hovers towards the ring where we see JTB and Troy Motor in the ring. Also by ringside was Kevin Nash. Joey an Troy Lock up in the ring both of them start trading blows. Joey hooks Troy with a left hook, then Troy motor retaliates with a right hand of his own. Joey the Bastard wraps his hands around Troy motor and connects with a belly to belly suplex sending Troy crashing down to the canvas. Joey Raises his hands and starts mud hole stomping Troy. He runs towards the ropes and does a baseball slide kick that sends troy tumbling out of the ring. Joey rolls under the bottom ropes and heads troy troy but as he does Kevin Nash launches himself and clothelines Joey. Nash goes under the ring and gets a chair and raises it to a roar of disapproval from the crowd. He starts smashing the char down on Joey again and again and again. Joey starts to gather himself back up as Nash continues the damage and throws the chair back down. Kevin Nash gathers up Joey and heaves him up for a Huge Power bomb. Joey comes crashing down with a hard thud. Troy slithers over Joey as the referee begins the count
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*Commercial*
My Wish for you is that this life become all that you want it to. Your dreams stay big and your worries stay small. That you never have to carry more then you can handle, more then you can hold. Know this my child, that one day you’ll get to where your want to get there, and when you do the world will be yours.
Vince Shakes his head from his vivid imagination and his former memories of his childhood. Mumbling to himself he starts to speak out loud
I still remember those wise words you spoke to me father. If only you were still here and can see me now. But look at me. Look at what I have achieved. The world is in the palm of my hand and all I needed to do is take your advice. Well now it’s time to shake things up again. To take life by the horns and shake it up.
Vince starts to contemplate the last few months and the hardship that has taken a toll on him. He straightens his jacket and fixes his tie.
It’s time to take the world by storm again. Starting next week. That’s my plan. Father if you looking down on my, wait till you see what I have in store for next week. It’s time for me to find a new general manager
*Commercial*
Main Event
Phil: It's time the main event, folks!
Don: That's right! It's time to watch our World Heavyweight Champion, The One and Only Beno, wipe the mat with that no good punk, Kurt Orton...
{"Take Over" hits and the crowd goes wild...}
Phil: Here comes the man who will challenge for the title in a few weeks...
Don: It's a shame that the champion, Beno, has to lower himself to Orton's level by being in the ring with him tonight... But he'll make quick work of our so called number one contender.
Phil: Don't be so sure, Don... Last week, Kurt Orton got his win back against Jacob Senn, and in an act that I personally don't agree with, almost killed Ric Flair in the middle of that ring. The man is on one hell of a roll, and he hopes to keep that roll going tonight against the man who he will face for the championship in the coming weeks.
Don: How could that little punk treat a legend like that? If it wasn't for Ric Flair, none of us would even be here today... I never though I'd actually agree with Stalker Knight on something, but Kurt Orton deserves everything he gets tonight from our World Champion...
{The crowd is going wild for Kurt Orton as he and his wife AJ come out from the back, jacked and ready to rock. KO looks out in to the crowd with his hand over his eyes, blocking out the lights to get a better view. AJ smiles and watches him in awe. KO takes her hand and leads her to the ring while the two of them slap hands with a few fans at ringside. KO lets AJ up the stairs then holds the ropes open for her as she enters the ring. KO follows and the two stand in the ring together as the crowd cheers. KO has a smile on his face, but that smile quickly changes to a serious look as Beno's music hits and the crowd changes it's tone...}
Don: Here comes a true World Champion, Latio... He's not a paper champion like the recent ones... He's not a fluke champion, and he's not a transitional champ, either... Beno is going to bring honor and prestige back to the World Title... It's been a long time since Thy WWE has a good World Champ, Latio!
Phil: Well, I agree with you that Beno's championship gain was not an accident, but as for us not having a good champion in a while, I beg to differ... Just because a guy doesn't hold the title for six months, doesn't mean that he wasn't a good champion, Don...
Don: Well, I guess Beno is gonna turn out to be the best World Champ that Thy WWE has ever seen, cause he's not gonna just hold that title for a month... He's not even gonna hold it for six months... Beno will hold that championship for as long as he sees fit, and my guess is a full year.
Phil: A year would definitely put him up there as one of the best, but Thy WWE is full of excellent athletes and legitimate contenders... It would be a supreme feat to accomplish, no doubt...
Don: And Beno is a supreme being, Latio... A supreme Champion! Quiet, here he comes!
{Beno walks out from the back to a chorus of boos. He looks at the crowd with a look of disgust on his face then waves his hand at them in dismissal. He wears the Tag Team Title around his waist, and carries the World Title over his shoulder. KO sends AJ out of the ring as Beno approaches. Beno steps up the stairs and enters the ring, unclipping the Tag Title from his waist and climbing the corner to hold both titles above his head as the crowd boos, but many flashes from cameras still go off. The ref tells both men to get to their corners as the ring announcer steps up to do his job...}
Steve Cruise: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is your main event of the evening... Introducing first, being accompanied by his wife, AJ Orton... From Newark, New Jersey... Weigning in at two hundred forty five pounds... The Prodigy... Kurt Orrrrton!
{AJ clap as the fans go wild...}
Steve Cruise: And his opponent... From Venice Beach, California... Weighing in at two hundred sixty four pounds... He is the reigning Thy WWE World Champion, and one of half of the Thy WWE Tag Team Champions... He is... The One and Only... Beeeeennnnoooo!
{The crowd boos as Beno stands confidently with his gold with a smirk, looking Kurt Orton up and down, unimpressed. Beno hands over his gold to the referee who passes it to ringside...}
Phil: A good chance tonight for both superstars to get a feeling of what they're in store for in the title match... To sort of scout the competition...
Don: I wouldn't call Kurt Orton competition to Beno, Latio... The kid just got lucky and now he's gonna be taught a lesson from the Champion. Beno will put him in his place...
Phil: I don't know, Don... Kurt Orton has been unstoppable in recent weeks... He defeated his father, Randy Orton at Justice For Some... He's the Money in the Bank winner from WrestleMania... I don't think even Beno can stop him the way he's going these days!
Don: You're delusional just like Kurt Orton... Just like these fans who think Kurt Orton stands at chance at becoming the World Champion again... Especially with Beno holding the title...
Phil: Well, we're about to get a preview right here, right now... TONIGHT!
***DING DING DING***
{The crowd is deafening as the two men stare each other down...}
Phil: It's certainly a big fight feel to the mood of the stadium here tonight...
Don: Of course it is, Latio... Any match with Beno is a big fight... Even if it is against Kurt Orton...
{They start to circle each other as Kurt Orton starts to clap and the crowd joins in... They lock up and struggle for control unitl KO Starts to gain the upper hand and push Beno towards the ropes. Beno sticks his body half way through the ropes and the ref gets in between to seperate the two. KO agrees and lets Beno go cleanly. They lock up again and Beno quickly pushes KO in the corner while still locked up. The ref goes in for the separation again and Beno holds his hand up, letting KO go clean, but all of a sudden rakes KO across the eyes to a huge negative reaction from the crowd. KO holds his face in pain, trying to gain the sight back in his eyes as Beno starts to thurst his shoulder in KO's gut in the corner. The ref starts a five count as KO falls to the mat while leaning in the corner. Beno sticks his boot in KO's throat, choking him as the ref reaches the count of four before Beno stops. Beno taunts the fans for a second before running and booting KO in the face. Then he chokes KO again in the corner, this time with a knee. The ref gets a four count then Beno stops. He pulls KO up and takes him to the ropes, whipping him across the ring. KO bounces off the ropes and Beno drives his knee in to the gut, causing KO to flip over on to his back. Beno stays on the offensive with a quick elbow drop to the chest. Beno pulls KO back up as AJ tries to cheer KO on. Beno whips KO into the ropes. KO bounces back and ducks a clothesline, bounces of the ropes again, Beno leap frogs KO and KO bounces off a again. But this time Beno catches him, tossing him up above his head and dropping him with a huge Samoan Drop...}
Phil: Oh my, what a move!
Don: You're damn right!
{Beno quickly goes for a cover...
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Kickout.
Beno quickly wraps his legs around KO in a body scissors as KO gasps for air...}
Don: With each breath Kurt Orton takes while in that scissor hold, Beno's hold gets tighter and tighter...
Phil: Right you are, Don... The champion is trying to wear Kurt Orton down, and so he should. Kurt Orton is one hell of an athlete and not to be taken lightly.
{AJ tries to garner the support of the crowd and it seems to be working as KO starts to club away on the legs of Beno. Beno lets go of the hold and KO bounces of the ropes trying for a clothesline but Beno ducks under and wraps his arms around KO's waist, and hitting a wicked German suplex. The crowd lets out an "Ohh!" as Beno drops another elbow across the back of KO. Then he grabs KO's leg and sits back with a single leg Boston crab...}
Phil: The human is not designed to bend like that, Don...
Don: Sure isn't... Beno's game plan is obviously to weaken Kurt Orton's back here tonight...
{KO cries out in agony as Beno sits all the way back. The ref asks KO is he wants to give up but KO shakes his head. Beno lets him out and quickly drops another elbow. Then drops a few knees to KO's back. Beno drags KO up and shoves him chest first into the ropes then drives his forearm into KO's back as KO rebounds. Beno does this a second time, and KO falls to his knees. Beno bounces of the ropes a big boots KO right in the face to another gasp from the crowd...}
Phil: What a vicious boot from Beno... This man is sadistic!
Don: You have to be to be a real World Champion... Beno's got him pinned here, it's over...
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{Beno laughs at KO, and pulls him up shoving him in the corner, then spinning him around so that KO's chest is facing the turnbuckle. Beno then starts to pound away at KO's kidneys with right and left hooks. The ref demands that Beno stop the assualt, but Beno won't listen. He continues with hook to the kidneys then changes it up with some shoulder thrusts to the back of KO. The crowd has started to chant for KO, desperately trying to will him back in to the match. Beno laughs again and starts to taunt the crowd, chanting along with them. KO can barely move, but is somehow getting to his feet, but he falls to one knee. Beno walks over and grabs KO by the hair. He holds KO there for a second, laughing at him. Then out of nowhere, KO breaks free and starts to chop Beno across the chest. Beno recoils as KO stays on him, hitting a weak spinning back fist. But then musters up some strength and it's a much better back fist as Beno stumbles back but doesn't fall. KO almost falls over from pain, but then charges Beno. That split second where KO let up allows Beno to catch him in mid attack, exploding with a beautiful T-bone suplex...}
Phil: There can't be much left in the tank for Kurt Orton. Too much damage has been done to that back...
{Beno goes for the cover and the ref counts...
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KICKOUT!
Beno pulls KO up and whips him hard in to the corner. KO hits and yells out in pain. Beno charges the corner, but KO gets his foot up. Beno stumbles back then charges again. This time KO gets his elbow up in to the jaw of Beno. Beno stumbles back and KO hits a super kick out of the corner. Beno goes down and KO falls pn top of him as the crowd goes crazy, counting along with the ref...
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Kickout!
KO grabs the ropes and starts to pull himself up. Beno shakes his head to get the cob webs out and gets back to his feet. He approaches KO and KO attacks, hitting a spinning roundhouse kick.}
Phil: Nice roundhouse kick by Orton! He;d certainly have Beno pinned here if he could go for a cover...
Don: No way! His back is to messed up!
Phil: Think again, Don... Kurt Orton has the cover!
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Both men struggle to their feet and Beno is first way ahead of KO. Beno boots KO in the gut, putting a stop to his comeback then sets him up for a powerbomb. Beno lifts him up and bombs him to the mat, but he pulls him back up and bombs him again. Then he does it a third time...}
Phil: Fall From Grace!
Don: That's it! It's over! Beno wins!
{Beno with the cover...
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KICKOUT!}
Don: What the hell?
Phil: How did he kick out of that? That's amazing!
{The crowd exploded after KO kicked out, and AJ is freaking out, slamming the mat. Beno gets up and in to the refs face, demanding that he change his mind. Beno starts to argue that it was a three count but the ref will have none of it. Beno goes to the corner and waits across the ring for KO to get up. The ref goes over to check on KO who is in pretty bad shape. KO is in between Beno and the referee. Beno runs at KO, attempting a big boot, but KO moves and Beno's boot connects with the referee's face...}
Don: HAHAHA!
Phil: On, no, the referee is knocked out! Things could get ugly here real fast!
Don: I sure hope so!
{As Beno looks down the ref after the boot, KO gets to his feet. Beno turns around into a knee to the face from KO. KO grabs Beno's head and drops him with a running bulldog much to the delight of the crowd and AJ. Beno gets up holding his face as KO bounces off the ropes and leaps up, grabbing Beno by the head with his legs and spinning him around. Then KO moves up in mid and spikes Beno head first in to the mat with a quick impact DDT. Kurt Orton goes for the cover...}
Phil: But the referee is knocked down! Damn it!
Don: Oh, thank God!
{The crowd starts to make the count for the fallen referee...
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Kurt looks around the ring and spots the ref downed in the corner. He gets off of Beno and tries to revive the ref. The ref slowly starts to come to and KO turns around into a running big boot from Beno.}
Phil: Lights Out from Beno and that's gotta be it!
{Beno goes for the cover and the ref crawls over to make the count...
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KICKOUT!}
Phil: HE KICKED OUT!
Don: COME ON REF!
{Beno looks around in disbelief then he turns to the ref in anger. He pulls the ref up and yells in his face before shoving him back down hard to the mat. Beno looks down at KO then down at the ref who is hurt again. Then Beno looks to the outside of the ring. Beno slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair. He gets back in to the ring and yells at AJ telling to watch closely. KO is on his hands and knees and Beno winds up and slams the chair across KO's back as AJ screams...}
Phil: HEY! Come on! This isn't a no DQ match, dammit!
Don: I told you, Latio... Kurt Orton deserves this!
{Beno drives the chair in to the back of KO once more. The ref starts to stir as KO starts to get to his feet. Beno winds up and smacks KO right in the head with the chair to a sickening THWACK, busting KO open. Beno drops the chair as notices the ref start to come to again and goes for a cover, hooking both legs... The ref crawls over to make the count...
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The crowd goes ballistic as Beno gets up and starts to freak out. He starts to stomp away on KO. Beno picks up KO and irish whips him. KO runs into the ref and the ref hits the ground as suddenly Brian Gunn comes running out from the back with a chair. He jumps on the apron and walks into the ring. Gunn yells at Beno to hold up K. Orton.
Phil: What is this!?
Don: This isn't no DQ!!!
Beno picks up KO and from behind hooks his arms. Gunn cocks a smirk and swings the chair at KO. But at the last second, K. Orton ducks and the chair sends Beno to the ground. KO rolls up and throws Gunn to the outside! At the same time the ref is coming back to reality and Orton jumps on Beno.
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