Pre-Show Match (Battle Royal)

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The camera pans around a large arena showing a raucous crowd after the Wrestlemania 3 card is announced. The camera raises up for a high view and shows an empty ring when the lights cut abruptly to black. The guitar intro for Xander Cross's theme music hits the loud speakers. When the song picks up a red pyro explosion bursts from the entrance curtain and the lights fade on. Xander is seen kneeling on one knee with his head down and his hair in his face. He raises up quickly and swings his head back; his arms straight out from his side appearing in a crucifix pose. Xander is dressed in his traditional black boots, black leather pants, Superman X shirt, and a black leather jacket. His bare-white face paint continues to provide him with an eerie appearance. He confidently walks to the ring with an arrogant smile. As he walks down, the camera swings around the crowd and a few fans have signs that say "Make Me Bleed Xander!" Once he reaches the ring he hops up on the turnbuckle and gets a decent reaction from the crowd. He hops down and walks over to receive a mic. He stands in the ring stoically as he lets his small ovation die down before he begins to speak.

I'm sure as you all have heard, I will be participating in slash winning the Battle Royal Massacre at Wrestlemania 3. Now, I call it that because that's exactly what I'm going to make it. I'm going to save Thy WWE from itself; I mean...X-Pac, Tetley, Greenburg, Bret Hart? These buffoons do not know what I'm capable of, in fact, I believe few of you do. So...

Xander smiles from ear to ear and chuckles to himself.

This is the PERFECT...opportunity for me...this is exactly what I've been looking for-this is a great gift from the God of Thy WWE, Mr. Vince McMahon, and again Mr. McMahon, I have to thank you again for providing me with more victims. After Wrestlemania 3, my graveyard will be littered with fresh souls. I've never been one to need to prove anything to anyone, myself included. I've always known I'm stronger, faster, and smarter than everyone in this world AND the next. However, I'm going to take a lot of joy in sending shockwaves through Thy WWE after I dismantle anyone who crosses paths with me at the Battle Royal Massacre.

Xander pauses and looks out at the crowd. He walks up to the ropes and points up to the Titantron.

For those of you unaware, or those of you who have even forgot, I'd like you to take a peek at the Titantron.

The Titantron shows footage of Xander Cross destroying Chris Kane and Lance Mercer from his debut on Live a few weeks ago. Xander's dominance is clearly displayed as he bloodied both men.

It would not have made one difference if it had been a handicapped match. As you can see...mortal men have no hope against the hopeless. I hope my Phantoms are ready for more bloodshed, because I can taste it now. Once you acquire a taste for blood, there is something addictive about it.

Xander now squats in the middle of the ring and has his eyes fixated down towards the mat. He strangely gazes down as if he's the only one around.

I think...at the Battle Royal Massacre...Thy WWE's medical team better be prepared...maybe even bring a few bodybags. I will show NO MERCY on everyone. Fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters, children...friends...be prepared to lose your sons, brothers, and fathers at Wrestlemania 3, say your goodbyes, and expect the worst, because one thing I can promise everyone-the stars, the fans, the families-is this...I will make your loved ones meet their zero hour, and then, you may even thank me for it later. The evil that walks around here...the likes of Captain Tetley, X-Pac, Brett Hart, Greenburg... makes me sick! It'll be a pleasure eradicating Thy WWE of these putrid pieces of...

*TBC Anyone*

[Vince McMahon]

Pre-Show Match (Battle Royal): X-Pac vs Mark Greenburg vs Captain Tetly vs Xander Cross vs Cracka vs Bret Hart vs Any other guys not on the main card


Winner of the Pre-Show Battle Royal will be granted with a future TV title shot! Who will walk out the winner! All these up and coming stars will need a win here.

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RP Below

[STiNG]

He felt the nudge on his shoulder, but he couldn't wake himself from the dream.

*BOOM*

Within the dream Sting found himself inside the squared circle of TNA, where he had wrestled his last match. A fist came down strong and precise on the forehead of Sting, over and over. He tried to fight back but it was no use. His body felt completely torn and worthless, as if he was a helpless little child. The blood covered his face and his body lay there on the mat broken and beaten, the three count had put Sting out of Championship contention, and out of the wrestling business indefinitely. To add insult to injury the shadowy figure in the dream made his way outside of the ring and acquired a steel chair. He rolled back into the ring and measured Sting, punishing him with multiple chair shots.

The sleeping body of Sting began to twitch as the dream continued to haunt him. The nudges from the outside source trying to wake him up continued to come.

This dream wasn't anything new. After Sting was beaten and sent out of the wrestling business he blamed himself for letting go, allowing himself to slip. He had allowed a young superstar to send him away from the business, and hadn't received a contract offer since. Sting knew he was one of the greatest wrestlers of all time and that he still had it, but he let his guard down and the dream reminded him of that almost every night.

The profuse sweating had started in on the sleeping Sting, he still twitched because within the dream he was tortured and beaten within an inch of his life. Finally the nudges from the outside turned into shakes, and then full blown screams.

Sue:STEVE! STEEEVEEE! PLEASE WAKE UP! WAKE UP DAMNIT!

It was the mother of Stings two boys, the only voice that made him feel whole again as the voice travelled through his ears, it alleviated the pressure of the dream and allowed Sting to open his eyes slowly as he jumped. Sue, Stings wife grabbed him in a comforting way.

Sue: You were having that stupid dream again, weren't you? I'm glad I came in when I did, that's not healthy.

'The ICON' Sting: What brought you in here anyways?

Sue: Oh right, somebody is on the phone for you. He wouldn't give me his name or any information, just insisted that he needed to talk to you and that it would be worth it.

Sting raises an eyebrow in confusion, who could it be? He pops up off of his back and into a seated position and presses his arms against the couch, pushing himself up onto his feet. Sting leaves Sue there and walks into the other room, picking up his phone off of a table and pressing it to his ear.

'The ICON' Sting: Who's this?

A rustling on the other end can be heard, followed by a very familiar and almost disturbing laugh.

Voice: It's your old friend Sting, you know the man you have never signed with. Well I know that it's been eating away at you ever since you got ran out of the business. I however know what kind of true talent you hold and how much you bring to the table. I've got an offer that you can't refuse, bring yourself to Thy WWE and wrestle under me, you wont regret it.

'The ICON' Sting: Vince McMahon? What...How? You know what, I'm perfectly happy I don't need to come back to wrestling, and I'm not sure that you can offer me much. I've kind of lost my love for the business.

Vince McMahon: Sting, you and I both know that's a bunch of CRAP! You live for this business, you are one of the greatest of all time. You bleed this business! I'm giving you a chance to come back to all your beloved fans, hold a world championship again, and to be the face of the most prestigious federation on the planet. The contract is on my table Sting! Wrestlemania 3 is the place, the Battle Royal is the time. If you win you get a shot at the TV Title, why don't you do me a favor by boosting my ratings, and do yourself a favor by mending that broken heart of yours.

*Click*

McMahon had hung up the phone, he said all that he needed to say. Sting held the phone against his chest with a wide eyed look of surprise on his face. He may have just been given an offer that he couldn't refuse, a chance to return to the business he loves and to return to the top.

He walked back into the room where he was sleeping, and where Sue was.

'The ICON' Sting: Sue I'm......I'm going back to Wrestling. That was Vince McMahon on the phone, he is giving me a great opportunity.

Sue almost bursts into tears when she looks at Sting in shock.

Sue: Please tell me you're kidding!!!!!!?!?!?!

Sting puts his head down, unable to answer and walks out of the room. He knew he was letting Sue down. This was supposed to be their time to make things right with each other again, but as far as Sting was concerned he had some unfinished business. After all this was his life. Over everything, over anything. He was a wrestler, and a damn good one.



-------- 5 days later --------

The scene was dark and gloomy, the rain poured down onto Madison Square Garden and everything around it. The winds were thick and gusty, blowing branches and water all over the place. A dark figure can be seen on the roof of Madison Square Garden where Wrestlemania 3 would be taking place, as your eyes pan in, a familiar face paint can be made out. White with black squiggly lines. Also you are able to make out a very familiar trench coat, and a black baseball bat gripped in a tight white hand. There was no doubt, THIS WAS STING! There was also no doubt that Sting was unable to refuse the offer of Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and they had both won.

The camera zooms in on Sting, standing on top of Madison Square Garden, rain pouring down on him. He has an intimidating and almost scary look on his face as he stands as still as possible in the strong, gusting winds.

'The ICON' Sting: WOOOOOOOO!!!! IT'S SHOWTIME FOLKS!!!! (Sting pauses for a moment and begins again) You see The Stinger has finally made his way to Thy WWE and things will never be the same! All of you Wrestlers in the back... I want you to make note of the history that you are witnessing, right here in the making, in the midst of your very own eyes. What you are witnessing is a once in a lifetime opportunity of wrestling greatness. The deal between Vince McMahon and Sting has finally been sealed. I am here in Thy WWE, and I'm here to win Thy WWE Championship.

Thy WWE needed a savior, somebody that the fans could look up to and Sting is here to fight the good fight against the evil of these so-called superstars. If I have to come down from the rafters, from under the ring, or if I have to walk down the aisle...IT DOESN'T MATTER! I will be coming for each and every one of you when you least expect it, by any means necessary, don't close your eyes because you never know when The Stinger is going to be right around the corner...WOOOO!

Sting holds his bat straight out against the camera lens and taps it a little bit making some noise.

'The ICON' Sting: However, allow yourselves to rest for the time being. Don't get too TENSE! Because Sting has something set in his sights, and I'm sure most of you know what that is as I'm standing on the top of Madison Square Garden, and that is Wrestlemania 3 and since most of you have matches booked you can take a breather. But, I'm making this well known to every single superstar that is in the Battle Royal. The Stinger is coming for you! That's right I'm entering myself into the Battle Royal to make a statement here in Thy WWE, and then I'm going to walk straight up to Brian Gunn and take the TV title right off of his stupid waist! Maybe even hit him with my baseball bat right in his stupid little face! You know, I've been keeping up with Thy WWE and the wrestling business and as far as I'm concerned there needs to be some major changes, and I'm here to make them.

Consider the Battle Royal at Wrestlemania 3 a warm-up for The Stinger. Xpac? Captain Tetly? Mark Greenburg? Cracka? Xander Cross? Bret Hart? Half of these guys don't even deserve to be wrestling in such a prestigious place and I've never even heard of most of them! The only person that deserves to be mentioned in the same sentence as me is Bret Hart, and no offense but the sharpshooter has never been able to hold a candlestick to the Scorpion Deathlock! and if Bret ends up crossing my path at Wrestlemania 3 then he will surely find that out for himself. Xpac is too busy doing adult movies with guys that look like girls and if he gets in my way I will drop that greasy little weirdo with a stinger splash and make him wish he'd never came out of retirement. Just call me the 1, 2, 3 Kid if X-Pac steps up to The Stinger!

As for the others I don't know much about you, but I promise that each and every one of you is in for a rude awakening. If you don't know me, you're getting ready to find out. Because I'm Dropping one after the other with the scorpion deathdrop, deathlock, whatever it takes WILL be my response. The Franchise will not be denied, the man called Sting will not be DENIED! WOOOOO! You see I've been gone for too long to settle for anything less than first place. I will walk into Wrestlemania 3 and the battle royal and I WILL be victorious. I will have my hand raised and I will look up into those bright lights with a smile on my face, knowing I'm better than I have ever been, and I will walk out of that arena with one focus and one focus only on my mind, and that's the TV Title. I will see you soon Brian Gunn, as for my opponents in the Battle Royal I will see you even sooner. The savior, the vindicator is here....IT'S SHOWTIME!

Sting smirks wickedly as the camera slowly fades off of him and into Madison Square Garden arena, the camera shows Thy WWE fans stirring in their seats and gossiping at what they have just seen. This has been in the minds of the fans here for quite some time to see the man called Sting wrestle under Vince McMahon, the expectations for Wrestlemania 3 and the battle royal have just risen.

The camera then switches over from inside the arena, to the office of Vince McMahon. Vince sits there in his big comfy office chair, twirling his thumbs and smirking in approval. In his hand he holds a piece of paper, as the camera zooms in you can see that it is a contract and at the bottom you can easily see that Sting has signed with Thy WWE, so his words indeed were official, Sting is a part of the roster.

Vince McMahon: It's about damn time! Vincent Kennedy McMahon ALWAYS gets what he wants.


Fade to black.....

[Vince McMahon]

I will allow it this time but make sure to ask me if you can use Vince in your roleplays. Nice job though.

[Deleted]

The scene opens backstage as Mark Greenburg makes his way to his locker room in order to get ready for his match in a few short hours on the Pre-show battle royal which will determine a new number one contender for the Thy WWE Television Championship.

Mark Greenburg: This match tonight might not be officially on the WRESTLEMANIA 3 card but it’s important to me because if I can get the win tonight in this match then I finally get a guaranteed shot at a championship here in Thy WWE even if it’s just the Television Championship.

Mark Greenburg: Of the opponents already named for the battle royal, Bret Hart and Sting are probably two of the most hard working wrestlers that I’m going to have to try my best to get them over the top rope thus to eliminate them but I know that they have history with each other from back in the day so maybe I can use that to my advantage and simultaneously eliminate both of them from the battle royal.

Mark Greenburg: Then we got the American buzzsaw X-Pac with his very dangerous feet. X-Pac has a wealth of knowledge in the squared circle seeing as he is a veteran of this business but I think he’ll be one to taunt again during the match thus taking his eye of the ball and that will allow for an easy elimination due to his flaunt style of wrestling.

Mark Greenburg: Captain Tetly is one of the craziest son-of-b@t#%s that you can ever face in the ring so I have no idea how anyone is going to be able to throw him over the top rope and eliminate him from the battle royal.

Mark Greenburg: Then we got Xander Cross and Cracka, two guys that I know nothing about so they might be the dark horses of the battle royal but then again I doubt it because they haven’t done anything worth remembering so I don’t see why I should be worried too much about them being in the battle royal after all only the strong survive and by the looks of it, I am the strong and I will eliminate everyone else to win my rightful place as number one contender to the Thy WWE Television Championship.

Mark Greenburg changes into his wrestling attire and heads for the ring as his music play over the arena.

[Mr. Creed]

Location: 255 Patroon Creek Boulevard apartment number 13, Albany, NY, 12206

As the Thy WWE cameras come back from a commerical we see the camera crew walk towards a first floor apartment.it looks quite big for an apartment..especially in New York.The camera crew knock on the door and after a brief pause the door is opened by a gorgeous Hispanic woman with red hair. it is pulled back in a tight pony tail.she is dressed professionally.white shirt tucked in.black sport coat,blk pencil skirt and black wedges.


Woman:Thank you for coming so soon.


As the camera crew are let in we see more of the apartment. a big open space is seen with beige carpet.a black L shaped sofa. a oblong black coffee table. as the camera crew walk further we see a large 40inch flat screen hd TV followed by a slightly used black lay-z-boy. The camera turns left and we see a person sitting at a table.the person's back is to the camera.the table is circular in shape and white in color.


Woman: Sir.They are here,as you requested.


The person doesn't say anything.a slight awkward pause is then felt by all in the room.The man turns around revealing that he has been trimming a bonsai.to the slight left we see a regular sized manila folder with a pen next to it. The Bonsai pot itself is black in color with green trim all around the top of the pot.bonsai tools are also there.


Man:Good.i trust that they made it here easily?


Camera man:Yeah,i guess.were native new yorkers so we know these streets like the back of our hands.

Man:What was you name again?

the camera man then speaks up

Camera Man: Frank,Sir.

Man: Good to know.But i didn't ask you.i asked the young lady.the names of the camera crew are of little importance to me.

Woman: Maria,Sir.

Man:That's a nice name.A nice name for a nice lady.


The man then turns around full circle and faces the camera.he has short black hair,Green eyes,shaved face.he is wearing black carpenter shorts and a black t-shirt that displays the fire bird symbol in the middle of the shirt

Man: Ladies and Gentlemen..my name is Mr.Creed.and i will be making my debut here in this company's biggest pay per view of the year..Wrestle mania 3. My debut will be in a Battle Royal of all things.And that's fine.no big deal. You might be asking yourself why Mr.Creed? it's because i am a PROFESSIONAL wrestler folks.i do my job and i do it well.So don't take it personally when i win and become the number one contender to the television title. So, for those who watch our show and to those who i will be facing in this Battle Royal i will be commenting on the people who have cut promos so far.

He turns back around and grabs the Manila folder and opens it.taking out a single piece of paper and closing the Manila folder.He then clears his throat and speaks


Mr.Creed: Xander Cross you kinda remind me of someone..and no I'm not referring to the crow movie.Though you might have herd that a time or two from other people..As near as i can tell by your promo you like hurting people.you like being violent.you enjoy dishing out pain..I like that in a guy.but make no mistake this isn't a match.this is a battle royal.and in a battle royal all you have to do is toss your guy out of the ring.


With that being said big guys like myself and Mark Greenburg might have the edge. You see i am 7f t 2in tall. of course with me being this tall also makes me a prime target by everyone whose not my size to try and push out of that ring..matter of fact, i can imagine that i will have alot of people that are shorter than myself try and throw me out of the ring..because we all know that one small person will never toss a big man over the top rope.but alot of them might. You might want to think about that as well mark.Are you prepared for it,i know i am.You say that you are "the strong" is that some new band that the public doesn't know about? anyhow..you think your strong huh? well big guy,your big and you say your strong.I'm big and i say that i am strong.At Wrestle mania i guess we might just find out who out of the two of us,who really is the biggest and strongest.


Then we have the man that they call Sting.The man whose going to be this place's savior? uhh Sting.i don't know if you know this or not but eh..this place doesn't need saving.it looks to be doing just fine.especially now that I'm on the roster. But i look forward to beating you in the ring.I may respect you and what you have done.but if you get in my way,I'm going to make you wish that you hadn't come here and stayed at home with your wife. Don't believe me? well then test me and find out.


Now as far as people whose promos i haven't seen..it doesn't matter what your going to say in your promos.because when it's all said and done,only one person will be left and i will do all that i can in that match to make sure that I am that person.count on it.


Now i heard that we are going to be graced by the light heavyweight also know as cruiser weight, known as X-PAC.I've seen your work x-PAC.your not bad for a guy your size.but let's be honest here x-PAC..your not going to win this thing.there are wayy to many big guys in this ring for you to handle.David might have slayed Goliath in biblical times, but that was then and this is now.and now a days we Goliath's are alot tougher then we were back then.

I've seen some tapes of Captain Tetly and i would have to agree with Mark Greenburg's easement of Captain Tetly.Your ass is Crazy..almost Bat Shit Crazy..almost.You look like the kinda of guy that i wouldn't mind have a beer with.But when the match starts there will be NO friends.Maybe a temporary ally or two at best.But other than that it's every man for himself.


Yawns and covers his mouth with his hand and then continues


I've heard that another Icon is going to grace us with his presence that being a person who hasn't been relevant since the late 90's and that's Bret "the hitman" Hart. When i first saw his name on my list here,i thought to myself,you have got to be kidding me.Both you and Sting are wayy to old for this business.I respect what both of you have done for out sport.but that's about as far as it goes. You both might be Icon's but if you get in my way..i WILL mow you down.i don't care what your name is..


And last but not least the man they call..Cracka ?


With a stunned look on his face he turns and looks to the young lady and calls her over.


Did i read that right? There's actually a guy named Cracka?


The young lady simply nods.


You have GOT to be kidding me? Well,whatever..your name could be slim shady for all i care.the point is your not going to win this match. Now I'm going to hope that this name isn't your actual name.otherwise you just might become the hillbilly Jim of this place.and that's not a good thing.If you get in my way then you had better have enough common sense to just eliminate yourself from this match or i throw you out of the ring so hard that your going to need a couple of new teeth.then you will really look like hillbilly Jim.minus the beard.


Well as far as i know the people that i have mentioned are the people that are going to be in this battle royal.So to everyone in this thing all i have to say is good luck.all of you are going to need it.


* Mr.Creed gives an evil smile and then takes out a second paper located inside the Manila envelope and pulls it out.Maria gives him a pin.Mr.Creed then signs the document and gives it to her.*

Mr.Creed:Signed,sealed and delivered.I am now a THY WWE employee.

Maria: Thank you.have a nice day.and we will see you at Madison Square Garden for Wrestle mania 3.


* As maria turns to exit the door Mr.Creed smacks her ass.She turns around and sees a big grin come across his face.She smiles back and walks out the door.*


Fade

["British Brawler" Zak Shields]

*Bret walks through the front door of his old Hart house. Walking through the kitchen he can still smell the coffee his mother would make on a morning to wake his father up before a long day in the dungeon downstairs. He continues through to the main sitting room. He looks at the mantel above the fire place and see’s one of his favorite photos of him and his brother Owen. He picks it up and looks at it. Both of them with their arms around each other back in the The Hart foundation days. He cracks a small smile and places the picture back on the mantel as he hears someone enter the room from behind him. He turns to see his baby brother Owen. His chiseled good looks and his boyish charm haven’t left him. He turns and embraces his brother. He starts to cry as does Owen. They part from each other as Bret wipes his eyes dry. He taps his brother on the shoulder.*

Bret Hart – “I didn’t think I’d ever see you again. Where have you been?”

*Bret sits down and is followed by Owen.*

Owen Hart – “I have been away and I have been a little unhappy lately with you Bret. What’s happened to you? You seem to be getting worse as the nights go on and on.”

Bret Hart – “I don’t know Owen. I really don’t know what’s happening to me.”

*Bret gets up and walks to the kitchen and turns the kettle on. He takes out two cups and puts a bit of coffee and some milk into them. Owen now looking outside the back window at the old wrestling ring that is now decaying in the back garden turns to Bret.*

Owen Hart – “Remember the time when we were kids and you and Bruce dropped me on my head on the mat out there. Mom flipped out so much. She nearly killed the pair of you. “

*Bret picks up the now boiled kettle and pours the hot water into the cups and gives them a stir. He hands on to Owen and takes a sip of his own. *

Bret Hart – “Remember it bro. I can still see here pissed off face when I close my eyes. What about the time you gave Elle a busted nose and blamed me for it.”

*Owen takes a sip of his coffee and laughs to himself.*

Owen Hart – “Yeah I remember that one. I was always mom’s blue eyed boy.”

*Both men walk back to the living room and drink there coffee. Bret looks at his brother as if he is looking at a ghost. He holds out his hand and touches his brother hoping and thinking he was really there.*

Owen Hart – “Bret it’s me I’m here and I’ll always be here. No matter what happens to you or anyone else I have left behind. I will always be there.”

*Owen stands up and puts his coffee on the floor and picks up Bret’s and does the same. Bret stands and they hug each other again.*

Owen Hart – “Bret there is one thing I need you to do for me.”

Bret Hart – “Anything brother”

*Owen pulls back his hand about to slap his older brother.*

Owen Hart – “Win you idiot. WIN!”

*With that Owen releases his hand and slaps his brother across the cheek. With a mighty SLAP!! Bret wakes from his sleep. He rubs his eyes and looks out his bedroom window the day is born and the sun is low. He checks his alarm clock it reads 4:47am. He turns and kisses his wife Julie softly on the cheek. He stumbles out of bed and puts on his already laid out running shorts and t-shirt. He walks outside and puts on his running trainers. He heads of down his long drive way. His golden retriever “Buddy” notices him running and gives chase to give him support. Bret continues to run in the morning sun. Buddy and Bret running in the winter snow. He makes a turn onto a small bike path just inside the track Bret slows down and comes to a stop. He looks round. He notices this area but he doesn’t know how when he was here before. Suddenly it hits him. He kneels down to Buddy and strokes his ears.*

Bret Hart – “This is where it all ended last time Buddy. This is where I had my accident that ended my career last time. Now I don’t know where it’s going to end.”

*Bret takes a look around and chuckles.*

Bret Hart – “Come on Buddy lets show those young bucks what were made of.”

*Bret scratches Buddy’s ears and he licks Bret’s face. They keep running back the way they came. The sun now higher than when they started. They keep up their speed as they come round the last corner where Bret can see Julie at the porch holding a mug of coffee. They both start to sprint the last 100 meters. They come to a steady stop at the porch front. Julie hands the mug to an out of breathe Bret. He takes it from her and gives her a soft kiss.*

Julie Hart – “Perfect timing. Vince has just left a message on the answer machine about WrestleMania. I think you better hear it.”

*Bret catches his breath and takes a sip of his coffee. He walks into the house stretching his legs. Julie hands him a towel as Bret presses a button on the machine and Vince’s gruff voice comes through the speakers.*

Vince McMahon – “Hello Bret, Sorry I didn’t catch you while you were in but I need to let you know about the upcoming Pay-Per-View. It’s the one and only WrestleMania. Now I’m sorry to let you know that you haven’t made the main card. However as one door closes another opens. You are part of the Pre-Card Battle-Royal. If you succeed in wining this match you will be given a title shot. Unfortunately not the World Title just the Television Title. Some of the other competitors in this match are as follows. Cracka, X-Pac, Captain Teatly, Mark Greenburg, Xander Cross and an old time buddy of yours I think you will be delighted to see, STING!”

*Bret takes a swig of his coffee as the machine continues.*

Vince McMahon – “Oh and Bret one more thing. Due to your recent attack on Bob Cena. If you interfere with the main event you will be fired on the spot. See you soon Bret and good luck.”

*The machine beeps as the message ends. Bret put hi coffee down kisses his wife and goes up stairs for a shower. His mind now on one goal only. To win once again at Wrestlemainia.*

*A few days later after Bret has received the news of WrestleMania he is in a radio station. He sits in the reception area waiting to go in and do his interview. He sits in his cutoff jeans and Calgary flames jersey. He is holding a flask of coffee that Julie his wife had made him. Suddenly Bret is called into the radio recording room by the teen temp. Inside of the maze of wires is a DJ standing waiting for Bret. In the background music from the band Fun is being played. Bret takes a seat.*



*The song comes to a fade and the DJ takes the mic.*

DJ Mike Cassidy – “Ladies and Gentlemen, That was Fun and their new song Some Nights. Now I promised you all a fantastic treat and I deliver. Can we give it up for the one and only Bret ‘The Hetman’ Hart?”

*The DJ and the temps and those of the production team give a round of applause for the legend. Bret smiles and waves to them all.*

DJ Mike Cassidy – “Welcome Bret, How you been these few weeks. We have seen you struggle lately.”

Bret Hart – “Mike you’re not wrong but to be honest I don’t really want to dwell on the past. Let’s concentrate on the future.”

DJ Mike Cassidy – “Your right there Bret. We have in only a few days away WrestleMania III. How does it feel to be taking part and how have you been preparing for it?”

*Bret opens his flask and takes a sip. He returns the lid after a few seconds and continues.*

Bret Hart – “Well, I’m part of the Pre show battle royal. It’s not really the main part of the show but still pretty exciting. I’m really pumped up and am ready to rumble, sort of speak. As for the second question Mike. I have been running at least 6 miles a day. I’m ready am pumped and am not going to be stopped easily.”

DJ Mike Cassidy – “Well we know that this is an open Match that anyone can enter but how do you feel about some of the younger members of the roster like Cracka, Xander Cross and X-Pac taking part in the Battle. Surely these guys with their youth give them an unfair advantage.”

Bret Hart – “You know what Mike most people would think that. These guys are young and full of sprit. But one thing they don’t have is experience. First let’s look at Cracka. He’s just a loud mouth kid who has got lucky a few times. Sure he’s a danger to me but I think he will be out early due to his lack of friends and ability. Then we have Xander. I’ve not really studied him but I would put him in the same category as Cracka. He’s young but he’s got so much to learn and is the tone to teach him those lessons. The only young member that I think has a chance is X-Pac. He’s come into THY WWE with some massive momentum. He’s showed the whole universe what he can do. But and this is a big but, He seems to think the world owes him a favor and this will be his down fall.”

DJ Mike Cassidy – “Now let’s ask the question that everyone wants to ask. How do you feel about being in the ring with your old time Friend/Enemy/Comrade…. STING!”

Bret Hart – “Sting… He is a man I have known for a very long time. I have so much respect for him. I hope this is returned in favor but I would understand if it’s not. Me and him go all the way back to the old WCW days. We teamed up and we faced off with each other. In this battle he’s the only one that can hold his own against the Hitman. The only thing that gets me is, whats his motive. I mean weeks before Mainia he signs for THYWWE the very compant he knows I have been working for. Is he here to sabotage me or is he just here to prove himself just like me. He is truly an icon but im sure he is out for his own just like everyone else.”

DJ Mike Cassidy – “Well one last thing we have to know. Sting mentioned that The Sharpshooter has nothing on his Scorpion Death Lock. What is the history of this submission lock and who has mastered it the most?”

Bret Hart – “Well back when I first started wrestling back in the 80’s I was in japan. Two of my mentors told me that everyone needed a signature move. We spent hours bending me in various submissions holds and maiking me scream like a little girl. Until we came to the SHARPSHOOTER. I made this submission hold what it is today. Look on YouTube. Im pretty sure you will hear Jerry Lawler call the Sharpshooter ‘The Most Canadian Move Ever’. So Sting can talk all the crap he wants about how he can hold it better but the fact of the matter is that this is my move and this is Canada’s move.”

DJ Mike Cassidy – “Finally Bret, Any words for all those oppnants we haven’t mentioned and anyone that may enter in the last few seconds.”

Bret Hart – “When it comes to making history there isn’t many more guys that you can think of other than myself. I have left a massive legacy behind me and im planning to have a massive future infront of me. So I say this to them all. Come… Come and try to beat me. I will not just lay down and take anymore beatings. I will not stop until I have what I deserve. Bret Hart is here to stay and I will not go down without a fight.”

DJ Mike Cassidy – “Thanks Bret, Any requests for our next tune Bret.”

Bret Hart – “Im a massive fan of Creed. How about ‘My Sacrifice’”

*Mike Cassidy searches the laptop on his left.*

DJ Mike Cassidy – “Ok Ladies and Gentlemen this is Creed My Sacrifice. For the Canadian Legend Bret ‘Hitman’ Hart.”



*The music plays as Bret leaves the room shaking hands with the DJ and the interns. He walks down the hall way singing the lyrics to himself.*

*The night of Wrestlemainia Bret is sat in his locker room with his boots on unlaced. His ring attire already on he is heavily breathing. Nerves, maybe. He begains to lace up his boots just like a gladiator would before he enter the sands and show himself to the Ceaser. He finishes his boots. He stands and turns to his wife Julie who is stood behind him.*

Bret Hart – “So how do I look.”

*Julie walks up to him. She holds her husband and kisses him.*

Julie Hart – “You look ready. You look like your ready for war. Your skin your armour. Your hands your steel. Fight Bret and win. No matter what happens to you out there I will be here.”

*They share a kiss.*

Julie Hart – “How are you feeling”

*Bret releases Julie and paces the room.*

Bret Hart – “Im ready. Sting, Cracka, Xander, Mark Greenburg. Anyone, it doesn’t matter who they put in that ring with me tonight. They don’t have my skill, my technique, my ability. They have nothing and I have everything. I have you, I have our children and I have my strength. This may well be my toughest fight ever but im ready.”

*Bret walks up to Julie and kisses her once more.*

Bret Hart – “this is for you!”

*Bret walks out of the room and the camera fades out looking at Julie.*

[pjay]

*Kurt Angle is shown in the back, it appears he is being interviewed by Michael Cole. Michael Cole begins to speak to the newly signed Kurt Angle.*



[[Michael Cole]]
Hello, my name is Michael Cole right now I am with newest member of THY Kurt Angle. Mr. Angle how do you feel about recently signing with THY? Also, how do you feel about being about of the Pre-Show Battle Royale tonight at THY 3rd annual Wrestlemania?

[[Kurt Angle]]
Well Cole first of all I understand that you're intimidated by a man like me, but what please just call me Kurt. Or like others call me the 1996 Olympic Gold Medalist. Cole, I feel absolutely great about signing with THY I want to be the best in the world and the only way to do that is to beat everyone out there. I mean everybody I've been to other places and all I did was win. I don't lose that word has no part of my life. I was given a great opportunity tonight to face off in the Pre-Show Battle Royale. Honestly, Cole that is not something that I myself should be participating in but it doesn't matter because I plan on winning that match. I've seen the talent in the back and their just pure talent but I'm above them. I'm a world class athlete I suggest no body come towards me in the battle royale unless you want to get throw out of that ring.



[[Michael Cole]]
Kurt you aware what the winner of this battle royale gets right?

[[Kurt Angle]]
If you win you get something? I only said yes to the match so I could go make an impact.

[[Michael Cole]]
Well Kurt the winner of the battle royale will receive a title shot against the Television Champion Brian Gunn.

[[Kurt Angle]]
Who the hell is Brian Gunn? First of all if I don't even know who you are then you're obviously not that important. Let me repeat myself I am a world class athlete. Key word is world everybody in the world knows who I am. It's sad that this match is only pre-show because when Kurt Angle is on television the ratings sky rocket. Just a little message to Brian Gunn whoever you're I don't care but I'm going to win this match tonight and go on to take your belt away from you. You step into the ring with me be prepared to get thrown around the ring. Enough about unimportant people how about you ask me some more questions.

[[Michael Cole]]
Okay, lets continue how do you feel about tonight's main event? Do you see yourself in that position any time soon? Are those the people you'd like to be facing?



[[Kurt Angle]]
What kind of question is that? Are you trying to insult me sir? Don't answer that question you're insulting me and I don't appreciate it Michael. Obviously, I want to be in that spot I deserve to be in the main event but like the gentlemen I am I'm going to work my way up to the top. I know for a fact I can get there faster than anybody else. I have no feelings on that match because honestly I don't give two shits about both those men. They have no dawning on my life well not for now. When the time comes I'm going to be doing what I'm going to do to the men in the battle royale tonight, and that is out wrestle them. I have the ability to out wrestle any man in that ring. Don't you think I'm bragging because I'm not I'm just issuing a warning for any man that is booked against me. I pity the first person I go one on one with. But Michael we're done here I have to go make an impact.

*Kurt Angle shakes Michael Coles hand like a gentleman and begins to walk to his locker room to prepare for the battle royale. THY Wrestlemania 3 cuts to commercial.*

[Tetley]

Via youtube

uploaded byL SUCKMYFUCKINGBALLS

Video title: Future T.V. champion.

the scene fades in on Captain tetley in his shithole appartment sitting on a shitty computer chair his face as well as the off white wall behind him is illuminated by the shitty computer screen that is just behind the webcam Tetley grins as he always does and begins to speak.

Tetley: Wasup Teabaggas!!!!! I's me the king of Teabaggary himself with another video... haters just leave the page now I don't wanna read your bullshit coments haters gonna hate but I'll tell em to fuck off anyway. It's wrestlemania time and at the very least I'm not booked for a live show the day before, however Thy wwe still won't put me on the main card damn it's fucking annoying, but at the very least there giving me a shot if no when I win the preshow battle royal I will be the number one contender for the "Excalibur" championship Brian a few weeks ago we had a match against each other and you said that after the match if I ever got another match against you that I'd beg management to spare me or something like that well if that's the case explain why I'm fighting for another title shot and also I don't care who wins between you and senn because I hate you both the same and you both underestimate the power of TEABAGGARY!!!!!!!!!!

But that's the future, so enough about them come the wrestlemania preshow I enter the battle royal to face off against a group of crazy people, cocky people and old people I fit into both of these first two catagories another one of the crazy and cocky people differently crazy from me but definately crazy is Xander Cross a man who claims the battle royal will be a massicre and that after wrestlemania his graveyard will be littered with freash souls, "sounds scawy"

Another arrogant jackass is Kurt Angle and i gotta say... really Angle I knew you were cocky but I thought you'd at least know all the info about the match you signed up for if you pay that much attention during the match you'll be the first one gone.

Next we go back to the crazies with mark greenburg or angel or angellus or whatever the fuck he wants to be called this guy changes his name so much that they stoped listening to the changes and just kept calling him mark greenburg but I'm hearing that he's sticking to mark greenburg and I'll say one thing this guy really is a monster he's strong driven and to be honest i'm not shure if he's insane or is just psyching people out either way it's effective but trust me my balls of steel will bring any monster down.

now it's time to speak of the best there was... yeah that's about it Brett your a legend I won't deny that but dude your prime was years ago you certainly have forgotten more than I know but do you still have the energy to put what you know to practice and what good will it do because I am extremely adaptable and extremely inteligent the worst you could do is put me in the sharpshooter and that won't put me over the top rope and by the way the dj guy you did an interveiw with is a total dumbass who the fuck says how do you feel about your younger competition and than doesn't mention me who i'm assumeing is the youngest member of the match because i doubt these other guys are under 20.

not last or least we have the other old guy in the battle royal The Icon... Sting! WOOOO like brett he's a legend and past his prime he looks like me might...might still be able to hold his own WOOOO but I'm still faster smarter and more adaptable than you Stinger and by the way it's fucking annoying when you say WOOOO at the end of every WOOOOing sentance.

Last and since i haven't seen him fight yet I can't confirm weather or not he's least Mr.creed your big like my dick and your cocky as fuck like all of me including my dick you don't seem like a half bad guy but the one thing you definately need to do is adress your fans get them backing you up because even though it's you in the ring never underestimate the energy you can get from these fans I can't say much more since I've never seen you wrestle see ya ing the ring.

sooo yeah that's the video check my twitter to see where and when I'm doing the meet up this week so to Brian Gunn, Jacob Senn, all my battle royal opponants and all the haters for that matter you can all teabaggers say it with me SUCK!... MY!!... BALLS!!! now i got some hot twins sleeping after last night.

Tetley does horny double eybrow raise thing

Tetley: so I'ma gonna go see if Ican get a morning three way.

the video ends as the segested videos come up.

The fan meetup
-some random street corner near madison square garden-

Tetley: HELLO TEABAGGERS, OBSESSIVE HATERS AND HOT CHICKS weather you be fans of mine or not trying to score free tickets to wrestlemania they gave me ten and two of them have already gone to a hot pair of twins and since i'm bored I have a plan for the last eight not the usual show me your boobs you get tickets stuff because I don't have enough tickets to be fair with that, but you'll have to wait because first i'm gonna give you a porn fact and sign autographs preferably boobs so yeah the porn fact is that some flash game sites if you replace the word home or main with adult you may find your self in a porn section of said flash game site... there pretty damn entertaining.

Tetley signs a bunch of autographs. (yes there were chicks that got their boobs signed)

Tetley: now here are eight tickets to wrestlemania and I was bored when I came up with this idea so I'm gonna throw these and you guys are gonna fight for them and if anyone rips a ticket weather t be purposely or accidentally they are to be held by the crowd and personally johnny caged by me I will than Tea-bag you ok understood now FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

tetley throws the tickets in to the air and long story short it was hlarious and one guy did get johnny caged and teabaged.

so yeah it's over stop reading this now

[misstessmacher]

Scene 1: Arrival (Off Camera)

It is four pm and in three hours, Wrestlemania 3 will go live, but right now, there is no Brookie. But as cameras fade to the back, more specifically, the parking lot, a pink Ferrari pulls up and a woman wearing glasses with brown hair, as well as dressed very nicely, in a suit, is seen walking to the arena. A few moments later, it is confirmed, by staff, to be Brookie Tessmacher. She would enter herself in the Battle Royal, for the preshow. As she heads for her locker room and opens the door, she smiles, as she gets out of her suit and to her ring gear, which was a pink bra with a black and white star down it, as well as short black tights, with a pink star down it and fishnets. She then gets on the floor and stretches out as she speaks.

Brookie Tessmacher: Well, I’m here. Thy WWE and my chance to prove to the world that I’m not another pretty face. I am here to show everyone that I’m here to stay and that women can wrestle and don’t belong in the kitchen cooking.

Brookie really believe that, but then again, that was what got her into the business. Her heart and determination to be the best she could be, was what brought her to TNA, then to Thy. She had showed that in TNA, by winning two knockout titles, and now was here to show that that wasn’t all she would be able to do.

Brookie Tessmacher: And also, people think I’m not meant to be in this industry because I am a woman. But I’ll show them. I’ll show them whenever I step into that ring later on tonight. But for now, I’m going to go see Destiny.

At that time, she walks down the hall, where a few moments later, she spots Destiny and smiles, showing the braces she wore now. As she skips over to her, she speaks, kissing her girl on the cheek.

Brookie Tessmacher: Hey love! I’m just preparing for my battle royal, with you looking lovely, as usual. But I am looking forward to this match. But I sure hope you can watch love, as well as AJ. God, that girl is so adorable.

Destiny then glares a hole through her ex girlfriend. She wasn’t sure what Brookie saw in AJ, but she didn’t mind the competition. As she spoke, Brookie smiled, lovingly.

Destiny: AJ? That’s who I gotta compete with? That’s fine. I think she’s kinda cute myself. Anyway, you’re entering the battle royal I see?

Brookie smiles, as she thinks of what to say. As she spoke, her confidence rose, as she spoke to her lover, in a sexy tone, sort of turning her on.

Brookie Tessmacher: I know right! I can’t wait to enter this thing and show just what I am made of! I showed in TNA that I could go with the best. Hell, I went end to end with Tara and still was able to show what I had! I think I have this won!

As the scene fades, Brookie and Destiny start to make out. As the scene slowly fades, the session gets even more heated, the scene finally fades.

Scene 2: Time for Talk

The scene resets to Brookie’s locker room, as she is preparing. As she finishes, she spots a camera, and smiles, showing her braces. She then decides to begin talking. As she gets ready, she speaks, showing her confidence.

Brookie Tessmacher: When you look at me and see my glasses and braces, you think of a nerd. Someone that belongs in a libarary or an arcade, instead of a ring. Well, I’m a proud one, that does belong here in the ring. And in this battle royal, I prove that. I prove once and for all that I am not some worthless model. I am not eye candy. I am here to fight and that is what you will see in evidence in this match.

Brookie then smirks, knowing she was telling the truth. As the interview goes on, her butterflies in the stomach turn to excitement, as she speaks, confidently. She would then move into another underdog type of statement. She loved being the wildcard. She loved being the underdog. And that is what she was here. The one person no one would know anything about. And that was the way she wanted it.

Brookie Tessmacher: So don’t any of you think that you can overlook me just because of how I look or because I am a woman. I am a woman yes, but a strong one. My battles in that ring will only make me stronger. I have been through every TNA Knockout and through those wins and losses, I have learned what it takes to be the best that I can be.

Her smirk then turns to a smile, knowing three of the people she was dealing with. They were three she deeply admired and was a fan of the work they did and she knew they would bring their A Game, as they knew she would as well. But in no matter what she did, Brookie always brought her a game and now she would need to in this matchup.

Brookie Tessmacher: So I challenge you to bring your best. But it just will not be good enough. Sting and everyone in this match, I can say I respect you and Kurt, but I am sorry. Sorry because you will not be winning this match. Sorry but I will prove myself at your expense. So just be assured that the win will go to me, Brookie Tessmacher.

As the scene fades, Brookie can be seen smiling again. This nerd was going to win this and she knew it. She was very confident and knew she could do this. She then walks out of the locker room, smiling. She knew she had this under wraps and would give her all to prove it.[/i]