Post by Vince McMahon on Sept 1, 2012 23:09:32 GMT -5
Thy WWE Presents
Monday Night RAW 85 card
Live @ Houston,Texas, Reliant Stadium
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We see Vince McMahon inside the ring infront of a podium with a microphone in front of him. The fans are cheering and booing as the boss cocks a smirk and begins to speak.
Vince McMahon:
Welcome to Monday Night RAW 85!
Last night our very own Intercontinal champion Stalker Knight was injuried. The report papers came into today and Stalker Knight has a broken arm. He will be out for 3 to 4 weeks. With that said, the Intercontinal championship is now vacant!
With that said, I want to tell you all what I have instored for the belt. You see the man who was going face Stalker at Wrestlemania, Anger will compete in a singles match with the man who just beat Stalker Knight, Jamie Moorefield. At Wrestlemania, the two men will fight for this title.
And when Stalker Knight does return, he will get a rematch at whoever wins the IC title at Wrestlemania 3! That is all for now!
Please, enjoy the show!
Vince goes to leave the ring but then remembers something.
Vince McMahon:
Oh yeah, three more hall of fame inductees. I forgot. Please switch your attention to the big screen. The three person to be inducted into the 2012 Thy WWE Hall of Fame is....
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On the screen in big letters we see.
HIs music begins to play as the fans begin to go crazy. It fades and the count down begins for the next person. 10987654..........3.................2..................1...
Same method goes for Ken, his music plays and then fades as the count down begins...1098-654......................3.............................2......................................1......
Vince McMahon: Well, there ya go folks. But that isn't it. Next week on the Hall of Fame show, two more inductees will be announced...Two more...who could it be!
Find out next week everyone. See ya then!
Vince leaves the ring as the show goes to commercial.
Phil Latio: So you heard it from the boss himself, at Wrestlemania 3 it will be Anger vs Jamie Moorefield for the IC championship!
Don Chuckles: Should be a good one Phil!
Phil Latio: I want to find out who the last two HOF inductees are Don!
Don Chuckles: Same here, but let's end this wait and get to our first match!
Sexy Naughty B!tchy Me- Tata Young hits the PA system and Demmi walks out from behind the curtain accompanied by Brian who is walking down the ramp casually by her side. She slides in the ring and Brian walks up the steel steps, they taunt on the turnbuckles then slide out and wait down at ringside for AJ to walk out.
Sure enough Aj's music hits and out she walks, KO at her side and followed by Randy Orton who is looking furious, Jacob Cass who is walking down casually and Y2J who is slapping KO on the back and shouting something about only Brian being out. They all take notice of this and pause. Looking around. Then they slowly walk down, climb in the ring and taunt. Brian chuckles as they all look at him. Kurt, Cass, Randy and Chris climb out the other side and begin to walk around to Brian who suddenly sneaks something out of his pocket and places it on his hand. Demmi climbs into the ring and locks eyes with AJ who is boring her eyes straight into Demmi's.
Don Chuckles: I must admit, I'm shocked to see only Brian is out here. Although I'm sure he is planning to do some serious damage with those knuckle dusters.
Phil Latio: Tell me about it and what a match we have tonight. Two of the best divas in Thy taking on each other in a falls count anywhere. For those of you who don't know that's a no DQ rule set meaning anything can happen at any time!
The bell rings and AJ runs straight at Demmi, jumping onto her and knocking her straight down to the canvas, she slaps with both hands and the Demmi is forced to cover her face or hold AJ's arms to stop the attack. Aj gets up and grabs Demmi by her hair, running forward she throws her face first into the turnbuckle and begins to laugh. We hear her scream in Demmi's ear, "I'm head bitch around here!". Demmi looks up from the turnbuckle and out of nowhere bitch slaps her. The sound echoes around the arena.
Mean while outside the ring Chris runs straight for Brian but is hit square in the jaw with Brian's fist. The knuckle dusters crack against the bone and Chris falls back holding his mouth. Randy runs in and lands a Punch to Brian but is also met with the knuckle dusters only this time to the ribs. Cass comes from behind and holds Brian's arms above his head. Kurt walks up grinning, takes the knuckle dusters from Brian's hand, slides them on and hits a hard right into Brian's stomach.
Don Chuckles: I don't know what to watch, The brutal fight outside the ring or the slap fest taking place in the ring.
Phil Latio: Are you mad, two fine beauties is a slap fight? I'd rather watch that. Although I must say Brian is now paying for bring that knuckle duster down.
Back in the ring, Demmi has taken control. Irish whipping Aj toward the ropes she does a leap frog before following up with a head high kick to the jaw. Aj falls back and lets out a moan of pain. Demmi dives on top and behinds slapping, punching, scratching, pulling AJ's hair and bouncing her head against the canvas. She screams in her face. "Wonna bet?" She climbs off her, pulling Aj up who in return for the beating lands a sneaky punch to Demmi, then lifts her above her hand and lands a suplex.
Outside the ring Brian is kicking back at Kurt who is laughing and taunting Brian. Cass looks like he is struggling and is getting tired of the wriggling Brian. He lets go and gets and elbow to the ribs. Brian then runs forward and clotheslines Kurt. Who drops the knuckle dusters under the ring as he falls. Brian turns around and is hit with a clothesline himself from the recovered Cass. Who follows up with a drop kick. He then gets up and looks around, he walks over to the announce tables and picks up a mic.
Cass: "Where the hell are the knights? Are they sca-"
The knights music hits and down the ramp walks Anger. He walks down slowly before stopping at the bottom of the ramp and staring at Cass who looks scared. He was only half the size of the giant and he did not want to mess around. Cass dropped the mic and ran over to Kurt pulling him up. He pushed him forward and tells him to go take care of Anger. As Kurt gets around to the other side the ring apron lifts and out pops Beno, who runs at Kurt, picking him up and performing a German suplex onto the concrete.
Don Chuckles: This is insane, I can't even... Phil what is happening?
Phil Latio: I don't know but it's sure as hell proving to be a physical match, wait this isn't even a match it's a brawl!
Aj pulls Demmi up by her hair and Irish whips her to the corner. Demmi hits hard, Aj runs at her. Demmi ducks and rams AJ in the gut with her shoulder. These girls weren't wrestling. They were fighting. Demmi returns the favour to AJ, Irish whipping her toward the ropes... wait that's a hammer throw. AJ flys out of the ring and Demmi follows diving through the ropes onto her. Demmi goes for the pin.
ONE!
AJ kicks out and gets up snarling at Demmi who runs at her but is met with a huge spinning side slam. Demmi is on the floor catching her breath and AJ goes for the pin.
She too gets a one count.
Phil Latio: These girls aren't giving up and I love it! HA!
Don Chuckles: This is mayhem, this is carnage. Stop the match already!
Not far from Demmi and AJ we see Beno picking Kurt up and suplexing him down onto the concrete. Kurt is catching his breath, Beno standing over him shouting about how the knights rule the federation. Kurt blinks up looking scared but as the protective father always does, Randy attacks Beno. Giving him and RKO out of no where. Beno sells the move and goes down. He rolls himself over and watches Randy pick up Kurt. They smile and turn. Straight into both of Angers open hands. Their necks wedged. They glance at each up as they are lifted then they both lift up their legs, holding onto the back of angers head and strike their knees into Angers face. Brian is back to his feet and trading blows with a recovered Chris. Who takes a moment to clap his Allies in the counter and copy of his move only to be hit with a shoulder block by Brian. He picks up Chris and whips him into the turnbuckle only for Chris to counter and for Brian to crack against the metal. Beno in the moment everyone is distracted rolls under the ring. Brian holds his nose as Chris grabs the back of his head an repeated smashes it into the turnbuckle. Cass is back up and is assisted Randy and Kurt in keeping Anger down.
Aj and Demmi are by the announce table now and are slapping each other again. Demmi throws Aj to the side. Pick up and chair and returns to the battle. She smashes it onto Aj's head and she goes down. Demmi hits her again then throws the chair to Brian who catches it and throws it back so the top smashes into Chris' nose. He turns to hit Chris with the chair again. Then throws it aside and they begin to trade blows. Brian is clearly taking control. His nose bloody but his punches still hitting near target. Chris stumbles backward toward the ramp and begins to walk up it, only to be followed by Brian. Who is landing punches on target now. They reach the top of the ramp and begin to brawl. Landing punches to each other.
Anger is still laid out. Being stomped down by Kurt, Randy and Cass. They look up and see Chris is now taking control over Brian, having just hit a codebreaker. They look and see Demmi now in a rear naked choke on AJ. They run over and Kurt picks up Demmi and throws her aside. He begins to hug and kiss his fiance. Pulling her to her feet. Randy and Cass look around the ring angry. Suddenly from both corners. FEAR and Barton enter the fray. Barton is holding a kendo stick and FEAR has a sledge hammer. They are shouting at Cass, Orton, AJ and Kurt. Who all look in shock. Barton grabs Demmi and moves her behind him.
This war has only just begun.
FEAR runs forward cracking the sledge hammer to Cass' stomach. He goes down. Then steps back as Randy steps forward. He points at him and screams something about his wife. Which FEAR laughs at behind throwing the sledge hammer into the ring and walking forward unarmed. Randy looks him dead in the eye before turning and attempting a RKO only to be countered, as he turns he is met with two boots to the face. FEAR grabs Randy and sets him up. He lifts him and lands a brainbuster on the hard concrete. The crowd all stop screaming and cheering. FEAR stands him up and Randy who was clearly playing possum hits and RKO. FEAR goes down and is met with repeated stomps to the head.
Cass stumbles forward and begins to kick FEAR in the ribs. Kurt gets up leaving AJ. Brian and Chris have now gone into the back and camera men are following. The cameras on ringside focus on Kurt who is walking toward Barton. He begins to mention Mania, how Barton is not worthy of his world title. How he should get his rematch. He runs at Barton and is met with a kendo stick to the side of his legs. Barton spins around and cracks the kendo stick into Kurt's jaw. Kurt pauses and seems to be rethinking his statement and plan of attack. Barton laughs and strikes with the kendo stick again, he jabs and slaps the stick against all of Kurt. Randy looks up and spots this. He runs over and goes for a clothesline. Barton ducks and slaps the stick against the back of his head. Only for Kurt to come in and land a punch to Barton's face. He stumbles then lets the stick fall. He stands up and looks straight into Kurt's eyes. He lays another punch into Barton, another and another but Barton stands there as though the punches are nothing to him. He charges at Kurt and hits him with a spear. A new move he has never used before. He gets on top of Kurt and begins to lay punch after punch.
We go backstage and see Brian and Chris battling it out in the car park. Brian lands a punch to Chris who returns the blow, they trade punches until Chris takes control and begins stomping at Brian's leg. Trying to 'cause damage to his ankles. He seems to catch Brian badly and Brian strikes out with a huge upper cut. They both stumble away, Brian holding his ankle and looking in pain. He gets up and grabs Chris, flinging him into a car. Chris wobbles back to his feet. Dives up and hits a codebreaker but is also met a powerbomb. Both men go down hurt and in alot of pain.
At ringside we can see Barton and Kurt now battling up the ramp, trading blows one after the other. Demmi has got Aj back in the ring and they are slapping and scratching. Aj gets Demmi into the corner, she runs up and lands a dropkick. Demmi goes down to the canvas and Aj begins to stomp on her. Before climbing on top and smashing her head repeatedly against the canvas.
FEAR is back on his feet and is now battle Randy again. They trade blows but also seem to leading out to the car park. Barton and Kurt are now backstage. Leaving Anger and Cass as the only two at ringside. Cass is holding a chair and has smashed Anger on the head a good three or four times. Anger is grinning through the pain and laughing. The giant lashes out. He strikes a fist to Cass' chin and Cass falls back dropping the chair. Anger grabs the chair and places a foot on Cass' chest holding him down. He places the chair around Cass' ankle and goes to stop down and then suddenly out of no where we hear the knights theme again.
He turns around as cass wriggles from under his foot and crawls off around the ring. Aj and Demmi both watch as out onto the stage in front of Barton, Kurt, Randy and FEAR. A hooded man with a staff walks out. As the bottom of his face lights up we can see a very raggedy mask. He grins as he sticks his free hand up and shows a thumbs down. As he does this Barton grabs Kurt and hits the Fall From Grace onto the concrete. Kurt is KO'd on the ramp. FEAR stomps at Randy's ankle then follows with a dropkick preforming a perfect #E. Anger runs around the ring and grabs Cass. Puts him on his shoulders and performs a perfect Short Fuse.
The arena are quiet in amazement.
Demmi following the command, goes for the Mantenga sueño del dragón. AJ falls forward onto the canvas and tries to grip for Demmi. Trying to find any weak spot but can't she reaches for the ropes but Demmi locks it in harder. AJ's body begins to go limp. She reaches for the canvas and slaps it once. Demmi yanks on AJ hard. She taps again. Demmi squashes and AJ's hand falls to the matt. The bell rings and Demmi lets go. She gets up screaming in victory.
Aj rolls out the ring to ringside. We see Beno roll out from under the ring with a mic. He slides in and is met with Barton and Anger. They all celebrate before Beno raises the mic to shout.
Beno: "That's what we do! That's why we're the best and no one can stop us!"
The cameras film the chaos of the match then go to adverts.
Phil Latio: What a opening match Don!
Don Chuckles: Damn Knights have to ruin everything!
Phil Latio: The Knights are helping Thy WWE grow Don!
Don Chuckles: Let's get to the next match! Brian Gunn will be taking on Joey the Bastard!
Steve Cruise: The following contest is for one fall!!!!!! First coming down the aisle from, British Columbia, Canada....Joey the Bastard!
"Terror" by The Virus blasts through the arena as Bastard comes out to a mixed reaction but it seems slightly more positive. The Bastard walks down to the ring and rolls into the ring and waits for Brian Gunn.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent....He is thy Excalibur Champion....Brian Gunn!!!!
"Good Feeling" by Flo Rida strains through the arena as Gunn steps out onto the stage and just shakes his head at Bastard as Bastard is laughing at him. Joey makes the belt motion, but Brian Gunn throws the belt on the ground and charges into the ring and immediately hits Joey with a double leg take down.
Steve Cruise clears the ring quickly, the bell sounds and BG rains down fists upon Joey the Bastard, where Joey has to struggle to get out of the ring.
Don Chuckles: Doesn't seem like Joey would think he had angered Brian that much.
Brian holds the ropes open for Joey motioning for him to step in the ring. Joey tells him to get back. Brian steps back and Joey enters the ring. Gunn charges in going for another double leg, but Joey lifts a big boot into the mush of Gunn. Bastard goes for a quick cover.
1...............Kick Out!
Joey pulls BG up and gives him a few European uppercuts to knock him back towards the ropes. Bastard then charges at BG and nails a rolling elbow that sends him through the ropes to the floor. Joey curses to himself and goes outside to pick Gunn up. He rolls Gunn into the ring and goes for another quick cover
1.........Kick out!
Phil Latio: It doesn't seem as if Joey the Bastard is giving the Excalibur champ much credit here.
Don Chuckles: He wants a win over the champion Phil! Leave him alone.
Bastard is seemingly measuring BG. BG sits up slowly holding his head. Joey charges in and locks in a sleeper hold on Gunn.
BG clearly didn't expect this coming as he starts thrashing around trying to get to the ropes. Brian finally gets his feet caught up in the ropes and taps out immediately to the hold.
Joey lifts the hold and starts to celebrate as the ref doesn't call for the bell because he sees Brian Gunn's feet on the ropes. Gunn gets to his feet shaking the feeling back into his neck, Joey has his arms lifted, but the ref says he didn't win.
The ref is telling him Brian's feet were on the ropes. As soon as
Bastard turns around Brian clobbers him with a huge clothesline from Hell. Brian goes for the cover.
1.................2.....Kickout!
Phil Latio: I wonder if Gunn tapped on purpose once he got to the ropes to make Bastard think he won.
Don Chuckles: Do you really think Brian thinks that far ahead?
Phil Latio: Regardless, it was an effective distraction.
BG gets back up quickly and starts to measure Joey. Bastard gets up a bit slower than Brian would have liked, so he grabs the head of Joey and sets him up for the gut-wrench powerbomb. Brian makes a motion to the crowd that it's over, he lifts Bastard up and before he can slam the man down, Joey rakes the eyes of Brian. Joey drops back to the floor, and kicks Gunn in the gut and hits a jumping DDT. He goes for the pin
Phil Latio: We could have a winner already!
1..........................2................THR-KICKOUT!
Joey the Bastard's eyes are wide open, he can't believe Brian Gunn kicked out of the impacted DDT. Bastard picks up the Excalibur champion. Joey pumps up the crowd and then runs at the ropes. He runs back at BG but BG kicks him in the stomach.
Phil Latio: Oh damn, here it comes!
Brian Gunn places the head of Joey between his legs, a smirk appears on his face as the crowd begins to boo. BG lifts up Joey the Bastard and connects with the Heart Breaker, the Northern Lights Powerbomb!
He gets the pin.
1........................2................................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve Cruise: Here is your winner..... Brian Gunn!
Gunn's theme music begins to play as he lifts up his arm and smiles. From behind we see Joey the Bastard back on his feet. He is holding his neck as he walks up to BG. BG stares at him, looks confused.
Don Chuckles: What is this?
Brian Gunn puts his hand out and Joey the Bastard and Gunn does a handshake as the show goes to commercial break.
Phil Latio: We are back, and we just witness respect Don!
Don Chuckles: Respect?
Phil Latio: That hand shake showed that BG respected the effort from Bastard tonight!
We go backstage to where John Morrison is sitting, staring intently into the camera, his face contorted with rage. He takes a few deep breaths to calm himself down.
Jo-Mo: Since I have returned here, I have dominated. I have beaten Bret Hart, Jamie Moorefield and Jamine Creed. Before I left for my sabbatical, I beat Stalker Knight. But instead of me getting the IC shot against Dominic Reynolds, Stalker did. And he won. But I let that one go, you know? Then, I defeat Jamie Moorefield. The next week, I hear Stalker got injured and had to forfeit the title. Great, I think, maybe they’ll remember that I beat Stalker and they’ll give me a shot at the Title. But instead, I find out that Moorefield gets a walkover win over Stalker and gets a Title shot at Mania. Now that is a joke, man! What do I have to do to get someone’s attention around here.
Well, I thought, I’ll get their attention by dominating yet again on Monday Night Raw, and proving why I’m the Shaman Of Supremacy! But I get here tonight, no match. Worse still, my ex-partner, the man I brought here to THY, is in the Main Event of Raw, something I have never had! And worse still, I’m off the card. I thought I was crazy at first, but gradually begin to think, then last week I was almost sure of it, now this week, I’m absolutely, positively, 100% sure that there is one huge conspiracy against me here in THY.
Vince is playing mind games with me. Well, Vince, you tried you little games with the wrong person. Cause I don’t give a shit what you do. I will just become better and better and keep improving until you can no longer ignore me and you will see me for who I truly am.... The Shaman Of Supremacy!
He throws the camera to the ground, and the feed goes dead.....
Phil Latio: Well, John Morrison seems to be mad about no match on RAW tonight! Hopefully we can see more of the Shaman of Supremacy at Mania or something.
Don Chuckles: Yeah maybe, but back to the important stuff tonight. Up next we have a two tag teams going head to head for some attention in the tag division.
Phil Latio: The Hardyz will take on K. Orton and Chris Jericho. The winners will surely make a name for themselves in this small tag division Don!
Ding ding ding
The bell rings and the crowd looks on as Jeff Hardy looks on at Kurt Orton. Kurt Orton reaches out with his arms and try’s to grab Matt Hardy but Matt manages to slip and squirm through his arms, retorting with a boot to the calf of Kurt Orton. Kurt flinches and irritably turns and again tries to grab Jeff Hardy who repeats the same trick and squirms threw Ortons arms and lands another kick to the calf of Orton and follows it up with a chop block. The crowd shouts in excitement as Kurt’s leg buckles. Kurt lets out an angry grunt, swinging a right hand at Jeff Hardy connecting with his head and sending him to the canvas to the crowd’s approval.
Kurt tries to gather himself back up and as he does Chris Jericho makes the tag on Orton’s back. Kurt looks at Chris Jericho with a nod of disapproval as Chris Jericho steps into the ring and greets Jeff Hardy who connects with a right hand hook that sends Jericho teetering towards the ropes. Jeff Hardy connects a few more left hand and right hand punches rocking Jericho into confusion. Jericho tries to shake the cob webs out of his head as Jeff Hardy plants Jericho with a Hard DDT to the canvas. Jericho tries to get back up again and Jeff Hardy plants him back on the canvas with a leg drop. Jericho reels in pain as Jeff goes towards his brother Matt hardy and tags him in. Matt climbs the turnbuckle and reaches towards the top and points towards the sky and launches him and connects Jericho with a Swan Time Bomb making Jericho reel back in pain. Kurt Orton stomps in his corner hoping Jericho can hear him as he wants him to make a tag.
Matt Hardy covers Jericho.
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Jericho kicks out right before the three count and staggers back to his feet and greets Matt Hardy with a few right hand punches. Jericho grabs Matt Hardy and heaves him up and connects with a Side Walk Slam sending Matt Hardy crashing to the canas. Jericho starts to gain momentum and starts to stomp some Matt with his right leg. Jericho points to the crowd and runs towards the turn buckle and runs back towards a downed Matt Hardy and plants him with a Lionsault. Matt Hardy reels back in pain as Jericho mounts him and grabs his feet and racks him back in the Walls of Jericho. Matt Hardy starts to reel back in pain as Jericho starts to apply more pressure on Matt Hardy’s Legs. Matt Hardy struggles towards the ropes as Jericho continues to apply more pressure. Matt Hardy reaches out and grabs the ropes which signals for the official to end the submission move. Jericho goes for the pin fall
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Matt Hardy Kicks out and a frusterated Jericho slaps the matt. Jericho picks up Matt Hardy and slaps him across the chest sending him towards the ropes. Matt hardy staggers back in a daze and slumbers over towards Jeff Hardy and makes the tag. Jeff Hardy climbs the ropes in a haste and launches himself in the air and connects Jericho with a cross body splash sending the both of them down on the canvas. Both men are hurt and Jeff Hardy staggers back up bringin a downed Jericho with him and right hooks Jericho in the gut. Jeff Hardy connects with a few more left and right hand punches and grabs Jericho by the head and plans him with a DDT and goes and slaps Matt Hardy’s Hand which climbs the turnbuckle and get’s to the top once again and points to the crowd and launches himself again connecting with the Swan Time Bomb. Matt Hardy goes for the pinfall and scoop up Jerichos left leg while covering him.
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Phil Latio: Their first match on Raw is marked down as a win! Good job on Matt and Jeff's part tonight. Let's see if they can continue and work they way to a tag title shot!
Don Chuckles: We will see the tag team titles defended later tonight in our main event but next we have the royal rumble winner Barton taking on X-Pac!
We cut backstage as we see the Professor of Thuganomics, Bob Cena and Crack standing side by side in the locker room. They are both wearing black #SickLife with a steel chain and POT has his World Championship over his shoulder. As they both talk ThyWWE interviewer Burris Troy appears. He is wearing a black suit, white shirt, and a red tie with his hair slicked to the left.
Burris Troy:
Champ can I have a minute of your time?
Professor of Thuganomics:
Make it quick.
Burris Troy:
In only a few days, you will met your old partner Barton at Wrestlemania for the title on your shoulder. What are your thoughts going in to this match?
Professor of Thuganomics:
The thing is Burris, I know Sam to well. I know every move in his arsenal and I know a counter to that move. I watch his matches every night on record, I train with guys who are exactly like him. I am ready for this match. You see since the Knights turned up they have been saying they are the most dominant force in ThyWWE history, but what I say is; what if Barton loses? Nobody has even considered that, what if Sam loses at Wrestlemania? Then he's not the most dominant force in ThyWWE, he's all talk. The pressure is on you, I've already proven I'm the best by winning this championship, I have the champion's advantage.
Burris Troy:
Ever since you beat K Orton, he has went on a rant about how it was a fluke, surely that has to distract you from Mania preparation.
Professor of Thuganomics:
No it hasn't, Kurt Orton is like the bully in the playground, all talk. He calls himself ThyWWE's Prodigy when he's had the shortest ThyWWE title reign in history. I will bring honour back to the industry, the honour that it lost when Kurt Orton beat Alex Kendall at Acension. He can walk around saying its a fluke, it was luck; I knocked him out for the three count, he was unconscious when the referee slapped his hand down on the mat 1 2 3. I'm 4-0 against him now, I have proven that I am better than Kurt Orton. And when Wrestlemania comes, I will prove to Kurt, to Barton, to the Knights, to everybody, that I am the Best in the World.
POT does the U Can't C Me taunt down the camera as it goes to a commerical break.
Phil Latio: Five bucks Barton wins?
Don Chuckles: I am not betting you anything Phil!
"Make Some Noise" blasts around the Reliant stadium in Houston, Texas. "X-Pac" Sean Waltman walks out on to the stage to a mixed reaction from the Texas fans. He quickly makes his way down to the ring and slides in.
Steve Cruise:
This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in at 213 pounds......XPAC!!!!!!!!!
"We're all to blame" by Sum 41 is next on the sound system. The music is almost drowned out by the crowds cheers. Barton walks out on to the stage and quickly makes his way down to the ring.
Steve Cruise:
And his opponent, from London, England, weighing in at 210 pounds.......BAAAAARTON!!!!!!!!
The bell rings but before they get under way "Prophet" by Rizzle Kicks blasts around the arena. POT and Crack walk out on to the stage and the crowd give a mixed reaction. POT smirks as he walks down the ring and Barton doesn't lose eye contact as he walks. They both walk around the ring and sit on the commentary table, both grabbing the headphones of Phil Latio and Don Chuckles.
Professor of Thuganomics:
And this contest is underway
They both lock up with Barton getting the upper hand, pushing XPac back into the corner forcing the referee to break it up. Barton runs back at Waltman who ducks out of the way and begins throwing lefts and rights at Bartons head. He lifts Barton up to the top turnbuckle and sits him there. But Barton kicks him away, steadys himself on the turnbuckle and jumps off feet first connecting with Waltman's chest with a dropkick. Barton quickly gets up and bounces off the ropes to connect with a senton.
Professor of Thuganomics:
Not a surprise here.
Crack:
Sean Waltman, flat on his back like he always is.
Barton walks around XPac stomping on him as he goes. Barton picks up Pac and goes to throw him into a corner but Pac reverses it. He runs at Barton spearing him in the gut. Barton is left in a sitting position in the corner and Waltman notices it. The crowd begin to cheer as XPac runs at Barton to go for the Bronco Buster but Barton rolls out of the ring before he gets there. XPac stops just in time and invites Barton back in. Barton slides in and XPac keeps him on the mat with kicks and boots to the head and back. XPack picks up Bartons head and drives his knee into Bartons back and locking in a Chinlock. The crowd begin to clap in order to help Barton get out. He slowly begins to get to his feet and elbows XPac in the gut until he breaks the hold. XPac goes running at Barton but goes flying over Barton's knee, and Barton follows it up with a kick to the back, and goes for a quick pin.
ONE......
KICKOUT
Crack:
Any predictions Bobby?
Professor of Thuganomics:
Yeah this crowd is going to leave before this is over, this is boring!!!
Barton puts XPac in an Abdominal Stretch, twisting his head and clobbering XPac's guts.
Professor of Thuganomics:
It seems XPac is the white girl and Barton is taking the role of Kobe Bryant in this match up.
The veteran XPac begins to throw kicks up at Barton to force him to release his grip over Waltman. But Barton is right back on him throwing kicks at XPac's chest. He picks up Pac and throws him at the ropes and goes to leapfrog over him but Waltman catches him and lands a Samoan Drop.
Crack:
Great reversal there by XPac. Hey POT fancy a snack?
Professor of Thuganomics:
Sure what you got?
The camera leaves the action and cuts to POT and Crack eating sandwiches whilst commentating. We go back to the action and XPac throws Barton at the ropes running at him with a flying forearm. He is quickly on to the fallen Barton with a series of knee drops to the skull of Barton. Waltman allows Barton to get back to his feet before going for a German Suplex but Barton lands on his feet behind XPac and hits a German Suplex of his own causing XPac to roll out of the ring. Barton waits on XPac getting back to his feet and connects with a Suicide Dive through the second rope, sprawling them both out in front of POT and Crack who are still eating away. POT begins to taunt Barton as he is lying on his back trying to annoy him. Barton gets to his feet first and does the U Can't C Me taunt to POT before dropping an elbow on Waltman.
Professor of Thuganomics:
I don't know why he's paying attention to me, he's losing focus from XPac. If he does it at Mania against me he's screwed.
Barton rolls XPac into the ring and goes for a cover.
ONE......
TWO......
KICKOUT!
Waltman kicks out easily and Barton picks him up. He strikes repeatidly and quickly to the jaw of XPac before spinning and connecting with a backhand, before spinning and hitting a kick to the head of Waltman, he bounces off of the ropes and connects with a running knee finishing the KENTA Rush.
Professor of Thuganomics:
Barton showing off his Indy circuit roots with that one.
Barton quickly goes for a pin on XPac.
ONE......
TWO......
THR-KICKOUT!
Barton looks abit frustrated at Waltman's durability and stands up allowing Pac time to recuperate. XPac gets back to his feet and Barton goes for the Fall From Grace but XPac is wise to it and stops him before hitting the X Factor on Barton.
ONE......
TWO......
THR-KICKOUT!
Professor of Thuganomics:
Barton kicks out of the dreaded X Factor from the OAP.
XPac goes for another X Factor but Barton pushes him off and goes for a small package.
ONE......
TWO......
KICKOUT!
Crack:
Barton with the small package
POT and Crack both laugh at what Crack just says as the action continues. XPac gets back to his feet and his met with a kick to the head. Barton stands in the corner waiting on him getting up, almost like an animal stalking his prey. When he stands Barton grips him from behind and hits the Fall From Grace, after going for a quick cover.
ONE......
TWO......
THRE-KICKOUT!
Barton stares in disbelief that Waltman has kicked out. He begins to get frustrated and goes for an Anaconda Vise to wear down XPac. Pac tries to kick out at Barton but to no avail, its locked in tight. But eventually he connects with a few kicks loosening Bartons grip on him. He keeps kicking and eventually gets out of it. Barton rolls into the corner and Waltman stands up holding his head. He runs at the sitting Barton and hits the Bronco Buster.
Professor of Thuganomics:
Barton loves having a guys crotch thrusted in his face.
As XPac moves away to gather himself Barton shows his upper body strength and he skins the cat going to the top turnbuckle. He he goes for a spear but XPac sees this and in a display of great reflexes connects an X Factor in mid-air.
Crowd:
Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
XPac slides over Barton and puts his arm over his lifeless body.
ONE......
TWO......
THRE-NO!
Barton gets his arm up and now its Waltman who can't believe it. XPac slowly gets to his feet as Barton begins to stir to his knees. Waltman begins to throw kicks at Barton's chest till it goes red before hitting a kick to the temple.
Crack:
That's gotta hurt.
Professor of Thuganomics:
Its all Waltman now, this match is as one sided as a stroke victim.
Crack:
Your right there, Barton's performance is as shaky as Michael J. Fox and Muhammed Ali on a ferris wheel on a windy day.
X Pac goes for a running knee drop on Barton but he rolls out of the way. Barton uses the ropes to get back to his feet and waits on XPac getting up. As soon as Waltman gets on both feet Barton hits the Fall From Grace. Both men are now sprawled on the mat now, completely spent. Barton slowly crawls over to XPac and puts his arm over him.
ONE......
TWO......
THREE!!!!!!!
Barton rolls over on his back as the his music begins playing and Steve Cruise announces him as the winner.
Professor of Thuganomics:
Great showing there, he showed real heart and determination.
POT stands up on the commentary table and gives Barton a congratulatory round of applause. He jumps off and rolls into the ring as Barton gets up. It looks like POT is going to hit Barton with the Championship but when he turns around POT raises his arm in victory.
After he and Crack both leave the ring and head up the back as Raw goes to commercial.
*Cena stands up from the announcers table and begains to walk away from the ring looking at the carnage befel before him in the match. Suddenly Brets music hits the arena and the fans go wild. Bob looks round waiting for Bret to appear. He cant find Bret as the music fades. Bob chuckles to himself as out of no where Bret jumps over the barrier from behind Bob and attacks him with a steel chair. Bob hits the ground and Bret continues to attack him with the chair. He walks round to the anouncers table and picks up a mic.*
Bret Hart - "Ah Bob. The big man on campus. Looks like you have just been sent down by the very man who is double your age. You see Bob two can play this game. Its ok to be afraid to face me in a fair match. so this is your last chance. Face me and ill lay my career on the line."
*Bret grabs Bob and rolls him into the ring. Bret follows in behind him still mic in hand. He kicks Bob a few times in the ribs. He then leans over Bob.*
Bret Hart - "Face me and ill make you famous. Face me and ill end my career once and for all if i lose. But if i win i become the world champion one more time. I want an answer or these attacks will not stop!"
*Bret locks in the Sharpshooter on Bob as a team of ref's and offivals come running down to the ring. Bret is finally removed from the legs of Bob. He is pulled from the ring as the camera zooms in on Bob as he is helped by medics.*
Phil Latio: Dick move on Bret's part!
Don Chuckles: He has something against POT and attack POT's buddies shall get his attention!
Phil Latio: Eh, maybe so but next we have our main event! FEAR and Beno, the tag team champions will defend the titles again the team of Michael Shane and Shawn Michaels!
Don Chuckles: Should be a good one!
Don: Here we go, folks… It’s time for Main Event!
{“Bad Influence” by Less Than Zero hits and the crowd erupts will cheers for Michael Shane as he burst through the curtain…}
Don: Here comes Michael Shane, and he looks revved up and ready to go tonight, Phil…
Phil: He sure does, Chuckles… It’s just too bad him and Old Man Winter are gonna get out tonight by our Tag Team Champs, The Knights!
Don: I’ll believe that when In see it, Phil… This match will be, by far, the most important match of Michael Shane’s career, and Shawn Michaels is no stranger to important matches and tag team gold… I have a feeling we’re in for a treat tonight!
Phil: Hopefully we’ll finally be rid of Shawn Michaels once and for all after tonight…
Steve Cruise: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 221 pounds… Michaaaeel… SHAAANE!!!
{Shane makes his way down to the ring, gesturing to his waist, signalling that the gold is coming home with him tonight. He slides in to the ring and poses for the crowd before “Sexy Boy” hits and crowd goes wild…}
Steve Cruise: And his tag team partner… Also from San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 220 pounds… The Heartbreak Kid, SHAWWWWN MICHAELS!!!
{HBK pops out from the back and poses at the top of the ramp as his pyro shoots off behind him. HBK then dances down the ramp and enters the ring via up the stairs and through the ropes. Shawn spins in the center of the ring then poses one more time in the center of the ring with a flex for the crowd who roar with delight. HBK’s music cuts as he and Michael Shane shake hands and have a few words of strategy…}
{“Mission Statement” by Stone Sour hits the mood in side Reliant Stadium quickly changes… FEAR emerges from the back, holding his Tag Team Championship over his shoulder, greeted by a loud chous of boos from the crowd. Beno walks out after, not waiting for his own entrance…
Don: Well, here come the Tag Team Champions… Beno looks to want to get this thing going quickly…
Phil: That’s not even it, Chuckles… The Knights are gonna take their time tonight… They’re gonna send the entire Thy roster another message! Knights don’t enter the battlefield individually… They enter as a unit, and that’s just what Beno is showing us right here… He doesn’t give a damn whose music is playing when he comes out… If you’re a Knight, you arrive together, you come out together, you fight together… And then you leave together! And tonight… they’re leaving STILL the Tag Team Champions of the world, Don Chuckles, you mark my words…
Steve Cruise: And their opponents… at a combined weight of 489 pounds… Hailing from Camelot… they are Thy WWE’s Tag Team Champions… Knights of the Round Table members… FEAR and BENO!
{FEAR and Beno walk down the ramp not even acknowledging the crowd’s reaction… They just stare into the ring at their opponents… They stop at the bottom of the ramp and hold up the gold high before FEAR slides in the ring and Beno enters the ring via through the ropes. They hand over the titles to the referee quickly and immediately attack HBK and Shane…}
Don: Beno and FEAR aren’t even going to wait for the ref to start this match! Beno is beating on HBK in the corner, and FEAR has Michael Shane up against the ropes…
Phil: This is why they’re the champs… They always have the upper hand from even before the match starts!
{Beno drives a few shoulders in to the gut of HBK then clotheslines him out of the ring. Beno then turns his attention to help FEAR. FEAR has Shane on the ropes, and Beno joins in… They whip Shane off the ropes but he ducks a double clothesline. Shane bounces off again… FEAR lays down on the mat and Shane jumps over him but is met with a huge big boot from Beno… HBK slides back into the ring to give aid to his partner, but the ref stops him while the Knights begin to stomp away on Shane. Both men grab a leg and rip the two legs apart like a wishbone. Shane screams out in pain, as HBK finally obeys the ref and stands out on the apron. Beno does the same as FEAR does a front flip dropping a leg across the throat of Shane. With both teams hving a legal man, the ref calls for the bell to signal the start of the match…}
DING DING DING
Don: It’s about time the ref got control of this match… FEAR and Beno will have a significant advantage from here on out…
Phil: They had the advantage from the moment this match was booked, Chuckles…
{FEAR pulls Shane back up to his feet by the hair. The ref warns him, but it falls on deaf ears. FEAR whips Shane into the corner and follows after him. Shane hits the corner with his hands and springs himself up and over FEAR has FEAR approaches. But FEAR anticipates this and jumps up to the top rope and jumps off with a moonsault… Michael Shane anticipated this move as well, and catches FEAR in mid air with a dropkick…}
Don: Wow, what quick thinking here by these guys…
Phil: FEAR is just humoring him…
{With FEAR down Shane moves quickly and tags in HBK. FEAR back up to his feet is met with some knife edge chops by HBK. HBK pushes FEAR to the corner and lands a few more chops. He then goes to whip FEAR into the opposite corner but FEAR reverses. FEAR doesn’t follow right away this time, instead waiting for HBK to hit the turnbuckle. FEAR then charges but is met with a back elbow. FEAR stumbles back but charges again and HBK lifts him up and drops him on his knee with an Inverted Manhattan Drop followed by a big chop that knocks FEAR off his feet. HBK pulls FEAR up again, pulls him to the corner and tags in Michael Shane. Shane boots FEAR in the gut then bounces off the ropes and goes for a Sunset Slip and succeeds, pinning FEAR’s shoulders to the mat. The ref moves in to make the count…
1…
2.Kickout…|
{FEAR is up quickly and Shane moves in for a clothesline, but FEAR catches his arm with an arm drag. Shane back up, charges for another clothesline, but FEAR ducks it. Shane off the ropes, and FEAR jumps up backwards hitting Shane square in the face with a huge Pele Kick…}
Phil: There’s that athleticism that makes FEAR the best high flyer in the game today… Maybe of all time!
Don: Well, some may argue with you there, Phil… Michael Shane is well on his way to challenge for that same title, and Shawn Michaels may very well be… the greatest of all time!
Phil: Oh, cut the crap, Chuckles! You know damn well that Shawn Michaels’ time is almost up… And I say good riddance! As for Michael Shane… he’s just another Shawn Michaels wannabe! You don’t see that!?
{FEAR drags Shane to his corner by the hair, and tags in Beno. Beno is quick in his assault. Stomping Shane’s hands and feet. He picks Shane back up and grabs him around the waist, then flipping him over with an Overhead Belly to Belly… Beno doesn’t go for the cover as he pulls Shane up again, whipping him in the ropes and hitting a Samoan Drop. This time, Beno covers…
1…
2…
Kickout…
Beno quickly grabs Shane by the neck and locks in a chin lock while driving a knee in to Shane spine… Shane struggles but can’t break free. HBK is cheering him on and so is the crowd… Shane begins to show some life and starts to gain power from the crowd. Beno tells them to shut up, but Shane gets to one knee. Then he gets up to both feet and Beno switches to a side headlock… Shane with an elbow to the gut, and another, then a third. He pushes Beno off the ropes and goes for a cross body but Beno kicks him in the face. Shane spins around and Beno grabs him from behind in a full nelson. Then Beno lifts Shane up and hits a Backbreaker from the Full Nelson position…}
Don: That hurt like hell!
Phil: Another piece of technical magic from The One and Only Beno…
{Beno drags Shane to the corner and tags in FEAR. FEAR drops an elbow then bounces off the ropes. Shane sits up as FEAR does a front flip and hits Shane in the face with both feet, following it up with a quick pin attempt…
1…
2…
Kickout…
FEAR pushes Shane into the corner and tags in Beno again…}
Don: Quick tags by the Tag Champs…
Phil: That’s how it’s done, Chuckles… Every Knight gets an equal share of each feeding!
{Beno grabs Shane’s leg and slams it to the mat. He does it again then pulls Shane up by his leg. He holds him there for a second then smirks and hits a Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Shane screams out and grabs his leg but Beno doesn’t let up. Beno pulls Shane up and whips him into the ropes. Shane bounces off and goes for a clothesline but Beno ducks it but grabs a hold of Shane’s midsection following up with a German Suplex pin combination…
1…
2…
Kickout!
Don: Shane needs to tag out! He can’t take much more of this!
{Beno tags in FEAR and FEAR stomps Shane in the face then pulls him up, sending him into the corner. He then turns Shane around and lifts him up on the top rope. FEAR climbs up after and hits Reverse Franksteiner off the top rope!}
Don: Oh my God! What a dangerous move! FEAR has no regard for Michael Shane’s well being at all! That could have killed him!
Phil: No, sadly, Shane is still moving… His neck isn’t broken… YET!
{FEAR goes for the pin as the crowd begins to chant Michael Shane’s name…
1…
2…
KICKOUT!
Don: What resiliency!
{FEAR shrugs it off and pulls Shane up again and stomps him in the ankle. Shane’s leg buckles and FEAR comes in with a hard dropkick to the face… Shane lay motionless in the ring as crowd continues to will him back up. FEAR jumps up to the top rope…}
Phil: Here it comes, Chuckles… FEAR’s gonna finish this off!
{FEAR stands on the top rope looking down at Shane. He then grins evily at HBK and yells “THIS ONE’S FOR YOU, OLD MAN!” and leaps off, going for an elbow drop. But Shane rolls out of the way at the last second. Beno goes ballistic on the outside, and HBK gets hot, reaching for the tag. The ref starts the ten count… FEAR doesn’t move and neither does Shane…
1…
2…
Both men start to stir…
3…
4…
5…
Both men are crawling to their respected corners… The crowd is hot as hell!!!
6…
7…
8…
Shane dives and gets the tag as the crowd erupts! FEAR gets the tag a millisecond after… HBK leaps into the ring, and Beno enters through the ropes. Beno charges and is met with a right hand from HBK, knocking Beno down. Beno back up, but knocked back down by HBK. FEAR runs in to attack but is chopped hard to the mat by HBK and rolls out of the ring. Shane has regained a little stamina, and runs over to the ropes and jumps up, spring boarding off the ropes, and hitting a Corckscrew Plancha on FEAR outside the ring. HBK pulls Beno up and sets him up for a piledriver then jumps up hitting the move with more force. HBK quickly covers Beno…
1…
2…
Kickout!!
Don: that was close, Phil…
Phil: Yeah, a little too close… What’s going on here? Come on Beno! Come on Knights!
{HBK grabs Beno’s legs and stomps him in the bread box then locks in the Figure Four Leg Lock… Beno flails his arms around, trying to escape… Meanwhile, on the outside, Michael Shane whips FEAR in to the steel steps… Beno roars in pain as he tries to escape the hold… He starts dragging himself closer and closer to the ropes but stops within inches of getting there, screaming out in pain again…}
Don: He’s gonna tap! He’s gonna tap! BENO IS GOING TO TAP OUT! NEW CHAMPIONS! NEW CHAMPIONS!
Phil: NO! NO HE’S NOT! BENO WILL NOT TAP OUT!
{Beno lifts his hand up about to tap out, but instead reaches out and grabs the ropes. The ref forces HBK to break the hold as Shane rolls FEAR back into the ring. FEAR and Beno slowly get to their feet and Shane and HBK dive forward in unison hitting dual Diving Forearm Smashes… All four men lie in the ring then out of nowhere, both HBK and Michael Shane kip up t the exact same time! They both climb opposite turnbuckles, and the crowd goes crazy. HBK and Shane lep off the top rope at the same time and both hit elbow drops at the same time… HBK on Beno, and Shane on Fear… Then both HBK and Shane stand in opposite corners again and begin to stomp their feet…}
Phil: Oh no, not this!
Don: This is it! Sweet Chin Music!
{FEAR and Beno get to their feet, groggily as HBK and Shane move in for the kill… HBK goes for the SCM on Beno, and Shane on FEAR. They move in and kick but both Knights duck! Beno slides out of the ring and grabs HBK by the leg, dragging him to the outside. FEAR does the same, but grabs both of Shane’s legs and drives him into the ring post crotch first. Beno rams HBK’s face into the ring post on the outside, and HBK is busted open! Beno then grabs HBK by the legs and locks in a Boston Crab in front of the announce table… Beno sits all the way down on HBK’s back…}
Don: HBK has a bad back, dammit! He’s gonna break his back! STOP THIS!
Phil: Yes! Finish him, Beno!
{In all of this confusion, the ref has lost track of who the two legal men are… FEAR and Shane are in the ring… Shane lying in the corner, and FEAR trying to get to his feet… HBK is blacking out…}
Phil: Who’s the legal man, Chuckles? It must be FEAR…
Don: It’s HBK and Beno, dammit! The referee has lost all control in this match… Look out!
{Beno slams HBK’s bloody face on to the announce table then rips off the cover. He rolls HBK on top as FEAR hits the Tower of London on Michael Shane then goes up to the top rope… Beno joins HBK on the table and pulls HBK to his feet… Both men on the table… Beno sets HBK up…}
Don: No, don’t it! DON’T DO IT! You’ll kill him!
{Beno hoists HBK up and slams him through the announce table with the Beno Bomb!}
Phil: Holy crap!
Don: His back! HBK’s back!
{FEAR looks down at Beno from the top rope, and Beno, lying in the rubble yells up at FEAR “FINISH HIM!”. FEAR nods and leaps off the tope rope hitting the 450 Splash, pinning Shane… The ref counts…
1…
2….
3!!!
DING DING DING!
Steve Cruise: Here are your winners, and STILL Thy WWE Tag Team Champions… Knights FEAR and BENO!
Don: They weren’t the legal men, dammit! HBK and Beno were!
Phil: I don’t know what you’re talking about, Chuckles… FEAR and Michael Shane were clearly the legal men… The referee wouldn’t have counted the three if they weren’t…
Don: The referee made a mistake! The Knights have STOLEN this victory!
Phil: No, Chuckles… The Knights did exactly what I said that they were gonna do… They did exactly what THEY said they were gonna do… Make an example and what out with the titles… I love being right, Chuckles…
Don: If the referee had more control over this match, it might have turned out differently… And Shawn Michaels wouldn’t have been broken in half, either!
Phil: Well, that’s what happens…
Don: You’re sick Phil Latio! And so are those damn Knights!
{Beno rolls in to the ring as the fans boo. FEAR tosses him his Tag Team Title and both men pose in the corners, holding the gold high as Raw goes off the air…}
Monday Night RAW 85 card
Live @ Houston,Texas, Reliant Stadium
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We see Vince McMahon inside the ring infront of a podium with a microphone in front of him. The fans are cheering and booing as the boss cocks a smirk and begins to speak.
Vince McMahon:
Welcome to Monday Night RAW 85!
Last night our very own Intercontinal champion Stalker Knight was injuried. The report papers came into today and Stalker Knight has a broken arm. He will be out for 3 to 4 weeks. With that said, the Intercontinal championship is now vacant!
With that said, I want to tell you all what I have instored for the belt. You see the man who was going face Stalker at Wrestlemania, Anger will compete in a singles match with the man who just beat Stalker Knight, Jamie Moorefield. At Wrestlemania, the two men will fight for this title.
And when Stalker Knight does return, he will get a rematch at whoever wins the IC title at Wrestlemania 3! That is all for now!
Please, enjoy the show!
Vince goes to leave the ring but then remembers something.
Vince McMahon:
Oh yeah, three more hall of fame inductees. I forgot. Please switch your attention to the big screen. The three person to be inducted into the 2012 Thy WWE Hall of Fame is....
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On the screen in big letters we see.
THE UNDERTAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HIs music begins to play as the fans begin to go crazy. It fades and the count down begins for the next person. 10987654..........3.................2..................1...
Kenneth Walker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Same method goes for Ken, his music plays and then fades as the count down begins...1098-654......................3.............................2......................................1......
Austin Starr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince McMahon: Well, there ya go folks. But that isn't it. Next week on the Hall of Fame show, two more inductees will be announced...Two more...who could it be!
Find out next week everyone. See ya then!
Vince leaves the ring as the show goes to commercial.
COMMERCIAL BREAK!
Phil Latio: So you heard it from the boss himself, at Wrestlemania 3 it will be Anger vs Jamie Moorefield for the IC championship!
Don Chuckles: Should be a good one Phil!
Phil Latio: I want to find out who the last two HOF inductees are Don!
Don Chuckles: Same here, but let's end this wait and get to our first match!
Match One: AJ Lee vs Demmi Mae
(Falls Count Anywhere)
(Falls Count Anywhere)
Sexy Naughty B!tchy Me- Tata Young hits the PA system and Demmi walks out from behind the curtain accompanied by Brian who is walking down the ramp casually by her side. She slides in the ring and Brian walks up the steel steps, they taunt on the turnbuckles then slide out and wait down at ringside for AJ to walk out.
Sure enough Aj's music hits and out she walks, KO at her side and followed by Randy Orton who is looking furious, Jacob Cass who is walking down casually and Y2J who is slapping KO on the back and shouting something about only Brian being out. They all take notice of this and pause. Looking around. Then they slowly walk down, climb in the ring and taunt. Brian chuckles as they all look at him. Kurt, Cass, Randy and Chris climb out the other side and begin to walk around to Brian who suddenly sneaks something out of his pocket and places it on his hand. Demmi climbs into the ring and locks eyes with AJ who is boring her eyes straight into Demmi's.
Don Chuckles: I must admit, I'm shocked to see only Brian is out here. Although I'm sure he is planning to do some serious damage with those knuckle dusters.
Phil Latio: Tell me about it and what a match we have tonight. Two of the best divas in Thy taking on each other in a falls count anywhere. For those of you who don't know that's a no DQ rule set meaning anything can happen at any time!
The bell rings and AJ runs straight at Demmi, jumping onto her and knocking her straight down to the canvas, she slaps with both hands and the Demmi is forced to cover her face or hold AJ's arms to stop the attack. Aj gets up and grabs Demmi by her hair, running forward she throws her face first into the turnbuckle and begins to laugh. We hear her scream in Demmi's ear, "I'm head bitch around here!". Demmi looks up from the turnbuckle and out of nowhere bitch slaps her. The sound echoes around the arena.
Mean while outside the ring Chris runs straight for Brian but is hit square in the jaw with Brian's fist. The knuckle dusters crack against the bone and Chris falls back holding his mouth. Randy runs in and lands a Punch to Brian but is also met with the knuckle dusters only this time to the ribs. Cass comes from behind and holds Brian's arms above his head. Kurt walks up grinning, takes the knuckle dusters from Brian's hand, slides them on and hits a hard right into Brian's stomach.
Don Chuckles: I don't know what to watch, The brutal fight outside the ring or the slap fest taking place in the ring.
Phil Latio: Are you mad, two fine beauties is a slap fight? I'd rather watch that. Although I must say Brian is now paying for bring that knuckle duster down.
Back in the ring, Demmi has taken control. Irish whipping Aj toward the ropes she does a leap frog before following up with a head high kick to the jaw. Aj falls back and lets out a moan of pain. Demmi dives on top and behinds slapping, punching, scratching, pulling AJ's hair and bouncing her head against the canvas. She screams in her face. "Wonna bet?" She climbs off her, pulling Aj up who in return for the beating lands a sneaky punch to Demmi, then lifts her above her hand and lands a suplex.
Outside the ring Brian is kicking back at Kurt who is laughing and taunting Brian. Cass looks like he is struggling and is getting tired of the wriggling Brian. He lets go and gets and elbow to the ribs. Brian then runs forward and clotheslines Kurt. Who drops the knuckle dusters under the ring as he falls. Brian turns around and is hit with a clothesline himself from the recovered Cass. Who follows up with a drop kick. He then gets up and looks around, he walks over to the announce tables and picks up a mic.
Cass: "Where the hell are the knights? Are they sca-"
The knights music hits and down the ramp walks Anger. He walks down slowly before stopping at the bottom of the ramp and staring at Cass who looks scared. He was only half the size of the giant and he did not want to mess around. Cass dropped the mic and ran over to Kurt pulling him up. He pushed him forward and tells him to go take care of Anger. As Kurt gets around to the other side the ring apron lifts and out pops Beno, who runs at Kurt, picking him up and performing a German suplex onto the concrete.
Don Chuckles: This is insane, I can't even... Phil what is happening?
Phil Latio: I don't know but it's sure as hell proving to be a physical match, wait this isn't even a match it's a brawl!
Aj pulls Demmi up by her hair and Irish whips her to the corner. Demmi hits hard, Aj runs at her. Demmi ducks and rams AJ in the gut with her shoulder. These girls weren't wrestling. They were fighting. Demmi returns the favour to AJ, Irish whipping her toward the ropes... wait that's a hammer throw. AJ flys out of the ring and Demmi follows diving through the ropes onto her. Demmi goes for the pin.
ONE!
AJ kicks out and gets up snarling at Demmi who runs at her but is met with a huge spinning side slam. Demmi is on the floor catching her breath and AJ goes for the pin.
She too gets a one count.
Phil Latio: These girls aren't giving up and I love it! HA!
Don Chuckles: This is mayhem, this is carnage. Stop the match already!
Not far from Demmi and AJ we see Beno picking Kurt up and suplexing him down onto the concrete. Kurt is catching his breath, Beno standing over him shouting about how the knights rule the federation. Kurt blinks up looking scared but as the protective father always does, Randy attacks Beno. Giving him and RKO out of no where. Beno sells the move and goes down. He rolls himself over and watches Randy pick up Kurt. They smile and turn. Straight into both of Angers open hands. Their necks wedged. They glance at each up as they are lifted then they both lift up their legs, holding onto the back of angers head and strike their knees into Angers face. Brian is back to his feet and trading blows with a recovered Chris. Who takes a moment to clap his Allies in the counter and copy of his move only to be hit with a shoulder block by Brian. He picks up Chris and whips him into the turnbuckle only for Chris to counter and for Brian to crack against the metal. Beno in the moment everyone is distracted rolls under the ring. Brian holds his nose as Chris grabs the back of his head an repeated smashes it into the turnbuckle. Cass is back up and is assisted Randy and Kurt in keeping Anger down.
Aj and Demmi are by the announce table now and are slapping each other again. Demmi throws Aj to the side. Pick up and chair and returns to the battle. She smashes it onto Aj's head and she goes down. Demmi hits her again then throws the chair to Brian who catches it and throws it back so the top smashes into Chris' nose. He turns to hit Chris with the chair again. Then throws it aside and they begin to trade blows. Brian is clearly taking control. His nose bloody but his punches still hitting near target. Chris stumbles backward toward the ramp and begins to walk up it, only to be followed by Brian. Who is landing punches on target now. They reach the top of the ramp and begin to brawl. Landing punches to each other.
Anger is still laid out. Being stomped down by Kurt, Randy and Cass. They look up and see Chris is now taking control over Brian, having just hit a codebreaker. They look and see Demmi now in a rear naked choke on AJ. They run over and Kurt picks up Demmi and throws her aside. He begins to hug and kiss his fiance. Pulling her to her feet. Randy and Cass look around the ring angry. Suddenly from both corners. FEAR and Barton enter the fray. Barton is holding a kendo stick and FEAR has a sledge hammer. They are shouting at Cass, Orton, AJ and Kurt. Who all look in shock. Barton grabs Demmi and moves her behind him.
This war has only just begun.
FEAR runs forward cracking the sledge hammer to Cass' stomach. He goes down. Then steps back as Randy steps forward. He points at him and screams something about his wife. Which FEAR laughs at behind throwing the sledge hammer into the ring and walking forward unarmed. Randy looks him dead in the eye before turning and attempting a RKO only to be countered, as he turns he is met with two boots to the face. FEAR grabs Randy and sets him up. He lifts him and lands a brainbuster on the hard concrete. The crowd all stop screaming and cheering. FEAR stands him up and Randy who was clearly playing possum hits and RKO. FEAR goes down and is met with repeated stomps to the head.
Cass stumbles forward and begins to kick FEAR in the ribs. Kurt gets up leaving AJ. Brian and Chris have now gone into the back and camera men are following. The cameras on ringside focus on Kurt who is walking toward Barton. He begins to mention Mania, how Barton is not worthy of his world title. How he should get his rematch. He runs at Barton and is met with a kendo stick to the side of his legs. Barton spins around and cracks the kendo stick into Kurt's jaw. Kurt pauses and seems to be rethinking his statement and plan of attack. Barton laughs and strikes with the kendo stick again, he jabs and slaps the stick against all of Kurt. Randy looks up and spots this. He runs over and goes for a clothesline. Barton ducks and slaps the stick against the back of his head. Only for Kurt to come in and land a punch to Barton's face. He stumbles then lets the stick fall. He stands up and looks straight into Kurt's eyes. He lays another punch into Barton, another and another but Barton stands there as though the punches are nothing to him. He charges at Kurt and hits him with a spear. A new move he has never used before. He gets on top of Kurt and begins to lay punch after punch.
We go backstage and see Brian and Chris battling it out in the car park. Brian lands a punch to Chris who returns the blow, they trade punches until Chris takes control and begins stomping at Brian's leg. Trying to 'cause damage to his ankles. He seems to catch Brian badly and Brian strikes out with a huge upper cut. They both stumble away, Brian holding his ankle and looking in pain. He gets up and grabs Chris, flinging him into a car. Chris wobbles back to his feet. Dives up and hits a codebreaker but is also met a powerbomb. Both men go down hurt and in alot of pain.
At ringside we can see Barton and Kurt now battling up the ramp, trading blows one after the other. Demmi has got Aj back in the ring and they are slapping and scratching. Aj gets Demmi into the corner, she runs up and lands a dropkick. Demmi goes down to the canvas and Aj begins to stomp on her. Before climbing on top and smashing her head repeatedly against the canvas.
FEAR is back on his feet and is now battle Randy again. They trade blows but also seem to leading out to the car park. Barton and Kurt are now backstage. Leaving Anger and Cass as the only two at ringside. Cass is holding a chair and has smashed Anger on the head a good three or four times. Anger is grinning through the pain and laughing. The giant lashes out. He strikes a fist to Cass' chin and Cass falls back dropping the chair. Anger grabs the chair and places a foot on Cass' chest holding him down. He places the chair around Cass' ankle and goes to stop down and then suddenly out of no where we hear the knights theme again.
He turns around as cass wriggles from under his foot and crawls off around the ring. Aj and Demmi both watch as out onto the stage in front of Barton, Kurt, Randy and FEAR. A hooded man with a staff walks out. As the bottom of his face lights up we can see a very raggedy mask. He grins as he sticks his free hand up and shows a thumbs down. As he does this Barton grabs Kurt and hits the Fall From Grace onto the concrete. Kurt is KO'd on the ramp. FEAR stomps at Randy's ankle then follows with a dropkick preforming a perfect #E. Anger runs around the ring and grabs Cass. Puts him on his shoulders and performs a perfect Short Fuse.
The arena are quiet in amazement.
Demmi following the command, goes for the Mantenga sueño del dragón. AJ falls forward onto the canvas and tries to grip for Demmi. Trying to find any weak spot but can't she reaches for the ropes but Demmi locks it in harder. AJ's body begins to go limp. She reaches for the canvas and slaps it once. Demmi yanks on AJ hard. She taps again. Demmi squashes and AJ's hand falls to the matt. The bell rings and Demmi lets go. She gets up screaming in victory.
Winner: Demmi Mae!
Aj rolls out the ring to ringside. We see Beno roll out from under the ring with a mic. He slides in and is met with Barton and Anger. They all celebrate before Beno raises the mic to shout.
Beno: "That's what we do! That's why we're the best and no one can stop us!"
The cameras film the chaos of the match then go to adverts.
COMMERCIAL BREAK!
Phil Latio: What a opening match Don!
Don Chuckles: Damn Knights have to ruin everything!
Phil Latio: The Knights are helping Thy WWE grow Don!
Don Chuckles: Let's get to the next match! Brian Gunn will be taking on Joey the Bastard!
Match Two: Brian Gunn © vs Joey the Bastard
(Non Title)
(Non Title)
Steve Cruise: The following contest is for one fall!!!!!! First coming down the aisle from, British Columbia, Canada....Joey the Bastard!
"Terror" by The Virus blasts through the arena as Bastard comes out to a mixed reaction but it seems slightly more positive. The Bastard walks down to the ring and rolls into the ring and waits for Brian Gunn.
Steve Cruise: And his opponent....He is thy Excalibur Champion....Brian Gunn!!!!
"Good Feeling" by Flo Rida strains through the arena as Gunn steps out onto the stage and just shakes his head at Bastard as Bastard is laughing at him. Joey makes the belt motion, but Brian Gunn throws the belt on the ground and charges into the ring and immediately hits Joey with a double leg take down.
Steve Cruise clears the ring quickly, the bell sounds and BG rains down fists upon Joey the Bastard, where Joey has to struggle to get out of the ring.
Don Chuckles: Doesn't seem like Joey would think he had angered Brian that much.
Brian holds the ropes open for Joey motioning for him to step in the ring. Joey tells him to get back. Brian steps back and Joey enters the ring. Gunn charges in going for another double leg, but Joey lifts a big boot into the mush of Gunn. Bastard goes for a quick cover.
1...............Kick Out!
Joey pulls BG up and gives him a few European uppercuts to knock him back towards the ropes. Bastard then charges at BG and nails a rolling elbow that sends him through the ropes to the floor. Joey curses to himself and goes outside to pick Gunn up. He rolls Gunn into the ring and goes for another quick cover
1.........Kick out!
Phil Latio: It doesn't seem as if Joey the Bastard is giving the Excalibur champ much credit here.
Don Chuckles: He wants a win over the champion Phil! Leave him alone.
Bastard is seemingly measuring BG. BG sits up slowly holding his head. Joey charges in and locks in a sleeper hold on Gunn.
BG clearly didn't expect this coming as he starts thrashing around trying to get to the ropes. Brian finally gets his feet caught up in the ropes and taps out immediately to the hold.
Joey lifts the hold and starts to celebrate as the ref doesn't call for the bell because he sees Brian Gunn's feet on the ropes. Gunn gets to his feet shaking the feeling back into his neck, Joey has his arms lifted, but the ref says he didn't win.
The ref is telling him Brian's feet were on the ropes. As soon as
Bastard turns around Brian clobbers him with a huge clothesline from Hell. Brian goes for the cover.
1.................2.....Kickout!
Phil Latio: I wonder if Gunn tapped on purpose once he got to the ropes to make Bastard think he won.
Don Chuckles: Do you really think Brian thinks that far ahead?
Phil Latio: Regardless, it was an effective distraction.
BG gets back up quickly and starts to measure Joey. Bastard gets up a bit slower than Brian would have liked, so he grabs the head of Joey and sets him up for the gut-wrench powerbomb. Brian makes a motion to the crowd that it's over, he lifts Bastard up and before he can slam the man down, Joey rakes the eyes of Brian. Joey drops back to the floor, and kicks Gunn in the gut and hits a jumping DDT. He goes for the pin
Phil Latio: We could have a winner already!
1..........................2................THR-KICKOUT!
Joey the Bastard's eyes are wide open, he can't believe Brian Gunn kicked out of the impacted DDT. Bastard picks up the Excalibur champion. Joey pumps up the crowd and then runs at the ropes. He runs back at BG but BG kicks him in the stomach.
Phil Latio: Oh damn, here it comes!
Brian Gunn places the head of Joey between his legs, a smirk appears on his face as the crowd begins to boo. BG lifts up Joey the Bastard and connects with the Heart Breaker, the Northern Lights Powerbomb!
He gets the pin.
1........................2................................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve Cruise: Here is your winner..... Brian Gunn!
Gunn's theme music begins to play as he lifts up his arm and smiles. From behind we see Joey the Bastard back on his feet. He is holding his neck as he walks up to BG. BG stares at him, looks confused.
Don Chuckles: What is this?
Brian Gunn puts his hand out and Joey the Bastard and Gunn does a handshake as the show goes to commercial break.
Winner: Brian Gunn
Phil Latio: We are back, and we just witness respect Don!
Don Chuckles: Respect?
Phil Latio: That hand shake showed that BG respected the effort from Bastard tonight!
We go backstage to where John Morrison is sitting, staring intently into the camera, his face contorted with rage. He takes a few deep breaths to calm himself down.
Jo-Mo: Since I have returned here, I have dominated. I have beaten Bret Hart, Jamie Moorefield and Jamine Creed. Before I left for my sabbatical, I beat Stalker Knight. But instead of me getting the IC shot against Dominic Reynolds, Stalker did. And he won. But I let that one go, you know? Then, I defeat Jamie Moorefield. The next week, I hear Stalker got injured and had to forfeit the title. Great, I think, maybe they’ll remember that I beat Stalker and they’ll give me a shot at the Title. But instead, I find out that Moorefield gets a walkover win over Stalker and gets a Title shot at Mania. Now that is a joke, man! What do I have to do to get someone’s attention around here.
Well, I thought, I’ll get their attention by dominating yet again on Monday Night Raw, and proving why I’m the Shaman Of Supremacy! But I get here tonight, no match. Worse still, my ex-partner, the man I brought here to THY, is in the Main Event of Raw, something I have never had! And worse still, I’m off the card. I thought I was crazy at first, but gradually begin to think, then last week I was almost sure of it, now this week, I’m absolutely, positively, 100% sure that there is one huge conspiracy against me here in THY.
Vince is playing mind games with me. Well, Vince, you tried you little games with the wrong person. Cause I don’t give a shit what you do. I will just become better and better and keep improving until you can no longer ignore me and you will see me for who I truly am.... The Shaman Of Supremacy!
He throws the camera to the ground, and the feed goes dead.....
Phil Latio: Well, John Morrison seems to be mad about no match on RAW tonight! Hopefully we can see more of the Shaman of Supremacy at Mania or something.
Don Chuckles: Yeah maybe, but back to the important stuff tonight. Up next we have a two tag teams going head to head for some attention in the tag division.
Phil Latio: The Hardyz will take on K. Orton and Chris Jericho. The winners will surely make a name for themselves in this small tag division Don!
Match Three: Jeff Hardy & Matt Hardy VS Kurt Orton & Chris Jericho
Ding ding ding
The bell rings and the crowd looks on as Jeff Hardy looks on at Kurt Orton. Kurt Orton reaches out with his arms and try’s to grab Matt Hardy but Matt manages to slip and squirm through his arms, retorting with a boot to the calf of Kurt Orton. Kurt flinches and irritably turns and again tries to grab Jeff Hardy who repeats the same trick and squirms threw Ortons arms and lands another kick to the calf of Orton and follows it up with a chop block. The crowd shouts in excitement as Kurt’s leg buckles. Kurt lets out an angry grunt, swinging a right hand at Jeff Hardy connecting with his head and sending him to the canvas to the crowd’s approval.
Kurt tries to gather himself back up and as he does Chris Jericho makes the tag on Orton’s back. Kurt looks at Chris Jericho with a nod of disapproval as Chris Jericho steps into the ring and greets Jeff Hardy who connects with a right hand hook that sends Jericho teetering towards the ropes. Jeff Hardy connects a few more left hand and right hand punches rocking Jericho into confusion. Jericho tries to shake the cob webs out of his head as Jeff Hardy plants Jericho with a Hard DDT to the canvas. Jericho tries to get back up again and Jeff Hardy plants him back on the canvas with a leg drop. Jericho reels in pain as Jeff goes towards his brother Matt hardy and tags him in. Matt climbs the turnbuckle and reaches towards the top and points towards the sky and launches him and connects Jericho with a Swan Time Bomb making Jericho reel back in pain. Kurt Orton stomps in his corner hoping Jericho can hear him as he wants him to make a tag.
Matt Hardy covers Jericho.
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Winner – Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy
Phil Latio: Their first match on Raw is marked down as a win! Good job on Matt and Jeff's part tonight. Let's see if they can continue and work they way to a tag title shot!
Don Chuckles: We will see the tag team titles defended later tonight in our main event but next we have the royal rumble winner Barton taking on X-Pac!
We cut backstage as we see the Professor of Thuganomics, Bob Cena and Crack standing side by side in the locker room. They are both wearing black #SickLife with a steel chain and POT has his World Championship over his shoulder. As they both talk ThyWWE interviewer Burris Troy appears. He is wearing a black suit, white shirt, and a red tie with his hair slicked to the left.
Burris Troy:
Champ can I have a minute of your time?
Professor of Thuganomics:
Make it quick.
Burris Troy:
In only a few days, you will met your old partner Barton at Wrestlemania for the title on your shoulder. What are your thoughts going in to this match?
Professor of Thuganomics:
The thing is Burris, I know Sam to well. I know every move in his arsenal and I know a counter to that move. I watch his matches every night on record, I train with guys who are exactly like him. I am ready for this match. You see since the Knights turned up they have been saying they are the most dominant force in ThyWWE history, but what I say is; what if Barton loses? Nobody has even considered that, what if Sam loses at Wrestlemania? Then he's not the most dominant force in ThyWWE, he's all talk. The pressure is on you, I've already proven I'm the best by winning this championship, I have the champion's advantage.
Burris Troy:
Ever since you beat K Orton, he has went on a rant about how it was a fluke, surely that has to distract you from Mania preparation.
Professor of Thuganomics:
No it hasn't, Kurt Orton is like the bully in the playground, all talk. He calls himself ThyWWE's Prodigy when he's had the shortest ThyWWE title reign in history. I will bring honour back to the industry, the honour that it lost when Kurt Orton beat Alex Kendall at Acension. He can walk around saying its a fluke, it was luck; I knocked him out for the three count, he was unconscious when the referee slapped his hand down on the mat 1 2 3. I'm 4-0 against him now, I have proven that I am better than Kurt Orton. And when Wrestlemania comes, I will prove to Kurt, to Barton, to the Knights, to everybody, that I am the Best in the World.
POT does the U Can't C Me taunt down the camera as it goes to a commerical break.
COMMERCIAL BREAK!
Phil Latio: Five bucks Barton wins?
Don Chuckles: I am not betting you anything Phil!
Match Four: Barton vs X-Pac
(Professor of Thuganomics will join the commentary team)
(Professor of Thuganomics will join the commentary team)
"Make Some Noise" blasts around the Reliant stadium in Houston, Texas. "X-Pac" Sean Waltman walks out on to the stage to a mixed reaction from the Texas fans. He quickly makes his way down to the ring and slides in.
Steve Cruise:
This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, weighing in at 213 pounds......XPAC!!!!!!!!!
"We're all to blame" by Sum 41 is next on the sound system. The music is almost drowned out by the crowds cheers. Barton walks out on to the stage and quickly makes his way down to the ring.
Steve Cruise:
And his opponent, from London, England, weighing in at 210 pounds.......BAAAAARTON!!!!!!!!
The bell rings but before they get under way "Prophet" by Rizzle Kicks blasts around the arena. POT and Crack walk out on to the stage and the crowd give a mixed reaction. POT smirks as he walks down the ring and Barton doesn't lose eye contact as he walks. They both walk around the ring and sit on the commentary table, both grabbing the headphones of Phil Latio and Don Chuckles.
Professor of Thuganomics:
And this contest is underway
They both lock up with Barton getting the upper hand, pushing XPac back into the corner forcing the referee to break it up. Barton runs back at Waltman who ducks out of the way and begins throwing lefts and rights at Bartons head. He lifts Barton up to the top turnbuckle and sits him there. But Barton kicks him away, steadys himself on the turnbuckle and jumps off feet first connecting with Waltman's chest with a dropkick. Barton quickly gets up and bounces off the ropes to connect with a senton.
Professor of Thuganomics:
Not a surprise here.
Crack:
Sean Waltman, flat on his back like he always is.
Barton walks around XPac stomping on him as he goes. Barton picks up Pac and goes to throw him into a corner but Pac reverses it. He runs at Barton spearing him in the gut. Barton is left in a sitting position in the corner and Waltman notices it. The crowd begin to cheer as XPac runs at Barton to go for the Bronco Buster but Barton rolls out of the ring before he gets there. XPac stops just in time and invites Barton back in. Barton slides in and XPac keeps him on the mat with kicks and boots to the head and back. XPack picks up Bartons head and drives his knee into Bartons back and locking in a Chinlock. The crowd begin to clap in order to help Barton get out. He slowly begins to get to his feet and elbows XPac in the gut until he breaks the hold. XPac goes running at Barton but goes flying over Barton's knee, and Barton follows it up with a kick to the back, and goes for a quick pin.
ONE......
KICKOUT
Crack:
Any predictions Bobby?
Professor of Thuganomics:
Yeah this crowd is going to leave before this is over, this is boring!!!
Barton puts XPac in an Abdominal Stretch, twisting his head and clobbering XPac's guts.
Professor of Thuganomics:
It seems XPac is the white girl and Barton is taking the role of Kobe Bryant in this match up.
The veteran XPac begins to throw kicks up at Barton to force him to release his grip over Waltman. But Barton is right back on him throwing kicks at XPac's chest. He picks up Pac and throws him at the ropes and goes to leapfrog over him but Waltman catches him and lands a Samoan Drop.
Crack:
Great reversal there by XPac. Hey POT fancy a snack?
Professor of Thuganomics:
Sure what you got?
The camera leaves the action and cuts to POT and Crack eating sandwiches whilst commentating. We go back to the action and XPac throws Barton at the ropes running at him with a flying forearm. He is quickly on to the fallen Barton with a series of knee drops to the skull of Barton. Waltman allows Barton to get back to his feet before going for a German Suplex but Barton lands on his feet behind XPac and hits a German Suplex of his own causing XPac to roll out of the ring. Barton waits on XPac getting back to his feet and connects with a Suicide Dive through the second rope, sprawling them both out in front of POT and Crack who are still eating away. POT begins to taunt Barton as he is lying on his back trying to annoy him. Barton gets to his feet first and does the U Can't C Me taunt to POT before dropping an elbow on Waltman.
Professor of Thuganomics:
I don't know why he's paying attention to me, he's losing focus from XPac. If he does it at Mania against me he's screwed.
Barton rolls XPac into the ring and goes for a cover.
ONE......
TWO......
KICKOUT!
Waltman kicks out easily and Barton picks him up. He strikes repeatidly and quickly to the jaw of XPac before spinning and connecting with a backhand, before spinning and hitting a kick to the head of Waltman, he bounces off of the ropes and connects with a running knee finishing the KENTA Rush.
Professor of Thuganomics:
Barton showing off his Indy circuit roots with that one.
Barton quickly goes for a pin on XPac.
ONE......
TWO......
THR-KICKOUT!
Barton looks abit frustrated at Waltman's durability and stands up allowing Pac time to recuperate. XPac gets back to his feet and Barton goes for the Fall From Grace but XPac is wise to it and stops him before hitting the X Factor on Barton.
ONE......
TWO......
THR-KICKOUT!
Professor of Thuganomics:
Barton kicks out of the dreaded X Factor from the OAP.
XPac goes for another X Factor but Barton pushes him off and goes for a small package.
ONE......
TWO......
KICKOUT!
Crack:
Barton with the small package
POT and Crack both laugh at what Crack just says as the action continues. XPac gets back to his feet and his met with a kick to the head. Barton stands in the corner waiting on him getting up, almost like an animal stalking his prey. When he stands Barton grips him from behind and hits the Fall From Grace, after going for a quick cover.
ONE......
TWO......
THRE-KICKOUT!
Barton stares in disbelief that Waltman has kicked out. He begins to get frustrated and goes for an Anaconda Vise to wear down XPac. Pac tries to kick out at Barton but to no avail, its locked in tight. But eventually he connects with a few kicks loosening Bartons grip on him. He keeps kicking and eventually gets out of it. Barton rolls into the corner and Waltman stands up holding his head. He runs at the sitting Barton and hits the Bronco Buster.
Professor of Thuganomics:
Barton loves having a guys crotch thrusted in his face.
As XPac moves away to gather himself Barton shows his upper body strength and he skins the cat going to the top turnbuckle. He he goes for a spear but XPac sees this and in a display of great reflexes connects an X Factor in mid-air.
Crowd:
Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
XPac slides over Barton and puts his arm over his lifeless body.
ONE......
TWO......
THRE-NO!
Barton gets his arm up and now its Waltman who can't believe it. XPac slowly gets to his feet as Barton begins to stir to his knees. Waltman begins to throw kicks at Barton's chest till it goes red before hitting a kick to the temple.
Crack:
That's gotta hurt.
Professor of Thuganomics:
Its all Waltman now, this match is as one sided as a stroke victim.
Crack:
Your right there, Barton's performance is as shaky as Michael J. Fox and Muhammed Ali on a ferris wheel on a windy day.
X Pac goes for a running knee drop on Barton but he rolls out of the way. Barton uses the ropes to get back to his feet and waits on XPac getting up. As soon as Waltman gets on both feet Barton hits the Fall From Grace. Both men are now sprawled on the mat now, completely spent. Barton slowly crawls over to XPac and puts his arm over him.
ONE......
TWO......
THREE!!!!!!!
Barton rolls over on his back as the his music begins playing and Steve Cruise announces him as the winner.
Professor of Thuganomics:
Great showing there, he showed real heart and determination.
POT stands up on the commentary table and gives Barton a congratulatory round of applause. He jumps off and rolls into the ring as Barton gets up. It looks like POT is going to hit Barton with the Championship but when he turns around POT raises his arm in victory.
Winner: Barton!
After he and Crack both leave the ring and head up the back as Raw goes to commercial.
COMMERCIAL BREAK!
*Cena stands up from the announcers table and begains to walk away from the ring looking at the carnage befel before him in the match. Suddenly Brets music hits the arena and the fans go wild. Bob looks round waiting for Bret to appear. He cant find Bret as the music fades. Bob chuckles to himself as out of no where Bret jumps over the barrier from behind Bob and attacks him with a steel chair. Bob hits the ground and Bret continues to attack him with the chair. He walks round to the anouncers table and picks up a mic.*
Bret Hart - "Ah Bob. The big man on campus. Looks like you have just been sent down by the very man who is double your age. You see Bob two can play this game. Its ok to be afraid to face me in a fair match. so this is your last chance. Face me and ill lay my career on the line."
*Bret grabs Bob and rolls him into the ring. Bret follows in behind him still mic in hand. He kicks Bob a few times in the ribs. He then leans over Bob.*
Bret Hart - "Face me and ill make you famous. Face me and ill end my career once and for all if i lose. But if i win i become the world champion one more time. I want an answer or these attacks will not stop!"
*Bret locks in the Sharpshooter on Bob as a team of ref's and offivals come running down to the ring. Bret is finally removed from the legs of Bob. He is pulled from the ring as the camera zooms in on Bob as he is helped by medics.*
Phil Latio: Dick move on Bret's part!
Don Chuckles: He has something against POT and attack POT's buddies shall get his attention!
Phil Latio: Eh, maybe so but next we have our main event! FEAR and Beno, the tag team champions will defend the titles again the team of Michael Shane and Shawn Michaels!
Don Chuckles: Should be a good one!
Main Event: FEAR © and Beno © vs Michael Shane and Shawn Michaels
(Tag Team Championship)
(Tag Team Championship)
Don: Here we go, folks… It’s time for Main Event!
{“Bad Influence” by Less Than Zero hits and the crowd erupts will cheers for Michael Shane as he burst through the curtain…}
Don: Here comes Michael Shane, and he looks revved up and ready to go tonight, Phil…
Phil: He sure does, Chuckles… It’s just too bad him and Old Man Winter are gonna get out tonight by our Tag Team Champs, The Knights!
Don: I’ll believe that when In see it, Phil… This match will be, by far, the most important match of Michael Shane’s career, and Shawn Michaels is no stranger to important matches and tag team gold… I have a feeling we’re in for a treat tonight!
Phil: Hopefully we’ll finally be rid of Shawn Michaels once and for all after tonight…
Steve Cruise: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first… From San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 221 pounds… Michaaaeel… SHAAANE!!!
{Shane makes his way down to the ring, gesturing to his waist, signalling that the gold is coming home with him tonight. He slides in to the ring and poses for the crowd before “Sexy Boy” hits and crowd goes wild…}
Steve Cruise: And his tag team partner… Also from San Antonio, Texas… Weighing in at 220 pounds… The Heartbreak Kid, SHAWWWWN MICHAELS!!!
{HBK pops out from the back and poses at the top of the ramp as his pyro shoots off behind him. HBK then dances down the ramp and enters the ring via up the stairs and through the ropes. Shawn spins in the center of the ring then poses one more time in the center of the ring with a flex for the crowd who roar with delight. HBK’s music cuts as he and Michael Shane shake hands and have a few words of strategy…}
{“Mission Statement” by Stone Sour hits the mood in side Reliant Stadium quickly changes… FEAR emerges from the back, holding his Tag Team Championship over his shoulder, greeted by a loud chous of boos from the crowd. Beno walks out after, not waiting for his own entrance…
Don: Well, here come the Tag Team Champions… Beno looks to want to get this thing going quickly…
Phil: That’s not even it, Chuckles… The Knights are gonna take their time tonight… They’re gonna send the entire Thy roster another message! Knights don’t enter the battlefield individually… They enter as a unit, and that’s just what Beno is showing us right here… He doesn’t give a damn whose music is playing when he comes out… If you’re a Knight, you arrive together, you come out together, you fight together… And then you leave together! And tonight… they’re leaving STILL the Tag Team Champions of the world, Don Chuckles, you mark my words…
Steve Cruise: And their opponents… at a combined weight of 489 pounds… Hailing from Camelot… they are Thy WWE’s Tag Team Champions… Knights of the Round Table members… FEAR and BENO!
{FEAR and Beno walk down the ramp not even acknowledging the crowd’s reaction… They just stare into the ring at their opponents… They stop at the bottom of the ramp and hold up the gold high before FEAR slides in the ring and Beno enters the ring via through the ropes. They hand over the titles to the referee quickly and immediately attack HBK and Shane…}
Don: Beno and FEAR aren’t even going to wait for the ref to start this match! Beno is beating on HBK in the corner, and FEAR has Michael Shane up against the ropes…
Phil: This is why they’re the champs… They always have the upper hand from even before the match starts!
{Beno drives a few shoulders in to the gut of HBK then clotheslines him out of the ring. Beno then turns his attention to help FEAR. FEAR has Shane on the ropes, and Beno joins in… They whip Shane off the ropes but he ducks a double clothesline. Shane bounces off again… FEAR lays down on the mat and Shane jumps over him but is met with a huge big boot from Beno… HBK slides back into the ring to give aid to his partner, but the ref stops him while the Knights begin to stomp away on Shane. Both men grab a leg and rip the two legs apart like a wishbone. Shane screams out in pain, as HBK finally obeys the ref and stands out on the apron. Beno does the same as FEAR does a front flip dropping a leg across the throat of Shane. With both teams hving a legal man, the ref calls for the bell to signal the start of the match…}
DING DING DING
Don: It’s about time the ref got control of this match… FEAR and Beno will have a significant advantage from here on out…
Phil: They had the advantage from the moment this match was booked, Chuckles…
{FEAR pulls Shane back up to his feet by the hair. The ref warns him, but it falls on deaf ears. FEAR whips Shane into the corner and follows after him. Shane hits the corner with his hands and springs himself up and over FEAR has FEAR approaches. But FEAR anticipates this and jumps up to the top rope and jumps off with a moonsault… Michael Shane anticipated this move as well, and catches FEAR in mid air with a dropkick…}
Don: Wow, what quick thinking here by these guys…
Phil: FEAR is just humoring him…
{With FEAR down Shane moves quickly and tags in HBK. FEAR back up to his feet is met with some knife edge chops by HBK. HBK pushes FEAR to the corner and lands a few more chops. He then goes to whip FEAR into the opposite corner but FEAR reverses. FEAR doesn’t follow right away this time, instead waiting for HBK to hit the turnbuckle. FEAR then charges but is met with a back elbow. FEAR stumbles back but charges again and HBK lifts him up and drops him on his knee with an Inverted Manhattan Drop followed by a big chop that knocks FEAR off his feet. HBK pulls FEAR up again, pulls him to the corner and tags in Michael Shane. Shane boots FEAR in the gut then bounces off the ropes and goes for a Sunset Slip and succeeds, pinning FEAR’s shoulders to the mat. The ref moves in to make the count…
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{FEAR is up quickly and Shane moves in for a clothesline, but FEAR catches his arm with an arm drag. Shane back up, charges for another clothesline, but FEAR ducks it. Shane off the ropes, and FEAR jumps up backwards hitting Shane square in the face with a huge Pele Kick…}
Phil: There’s that athleticism that makes FEAR the best high flyer in the game today… Maybe of all time!
Don: Well, some may argue with you there, Phil… Michael Shane is well on his way to challenge for that same title, and Shawn Michaels may very well be… the greatest of all time!
Phil: Oh, cut the crap, Chuckles! You know damn well that Shawn Michaels’ time is almost up… And I say good riddance! As for Michael Shane… he’s just another Shawn Michaels wannabe! You don’t see that!?
{FEAR drags Shane to his corner by the hair, and tags in Beno. Beno is quick in his assault. Stomping Shane’s hands and feet. He picks Shane back up and grabs him around the waist, then flipping him over with an Overhead Belly to Belly… Beno doesn’t go for the cover as he pulls Shane up again, whipping him in the ropes and hitting a Samoan Drop. This time, Beno covers…
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Kickout…
Beno quickly grabs Shane by the neck and locks in a chin lock while driving a knee in to Shane spine… Shane struggles but can’t break free. HBK is cheering him on and so is the crowd… Shane begins to show some life and starts to gain power from the crowd. Beno tells them to shut up, but Shane gets to one knee. Then he gets up to both feet and Beno switches to a side headlock… Shane with an elbow to the gut, and another, then a third. He pushes Beno off the ropes and goes for a cross body but Beno kicks him in the face. Shane spins around and Beno grabs him from behind in a full nelson. Then Beno lifts Shane up and hits a Backbreaker from the Full Nelson position…}
Don: That hurt like hell!
Phil: Another piece of technical magic from The One and Only Beno…
{Beno drags Shane to the corner and tags in FEAR. FEAR drops an elbow then bounces off the ropes. Shane sits up as FEAR does a front flip and hits Shane in the face with both feet, following it up with a quick pin attempt…
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Kickout…
FEAR pushes Shane into the corner and tags in Beno again…}
Don: Quick tags by the Tag Champs…
Phil: That’s how it’s done, Chuckles… Every Knight gets an equal share of each feeding!
{Beno grabs Shane’s leg and slams it to the mat. He does it again then pulls Shane up by his leg. He holds him there for a second then smirks and hits a Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Shane screams out and grabs his leg but Beno doesn’t let up. Beno pulls Shane up and whips him into the ropes. Shane bounces off and goes for a clothesline but Beno ducks it but grabs a hold of Shane’s midsection following up with a German Suplex pin combination…
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Kickout!
Don: Shane needs to tag out! He can’t take much more of this!
{Beno tags in FEAR and FEAR stomps Shane in the face then pulls him up, sending him into the corner. He then turns Shane around and lifts him up on the top rope. FEAR climbs up after and hits Reverse Franksteiner off the top rope!}
Don: Oh my God! What a dangerous move! FEAR has no regard for Michael Shane’s well being at all! That could have killed him!
Phil: No, sadly, Shane is still moving… His neck isn’t broken… YET!
{FEAR goes for the pin as the crowd begins to chant Michael Shane’s name…
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KICKOUT!
Don: What resiliency!
{FEAR shrugs it off and pulls Shane up again and stomps him in the ankle. Shane’s leg buckles and FEAR comes in with a hard dropkick to the face… Shane lay motionless in the ring as crowd continues to will him back up. FEAR jumps up to the top rope…}
Phil: Here it comes, Chuckles… FEAR’s gonna finish this off!
{FEAR stands on the top rope looking down at Shane. He then grins evily at HBK and yells “THIS ONE’S FOR YOU, OLD MAN!” and leaps off, going for an elbow drop. But Shane rolls out of the way at the last second. Beno goes ballistic on the outside, and HBK gets hot, reaching for the tag. The ref starts the ten count… FEAR doesn’t move and neither does Shane…
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2…
Both men start to stir…
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Both men are crawling to their respected corners… The crowd is hot as hell!!!
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Shane dives and gets the tag as the crowd erupts! FEAR gets the tag a millisecond after… HBK leaps into the ring, and Beno enters through the ropes. Beno charges and is met with a right hand from HBK, knocking Beno down. Beno back up, but knocked back down by HBK. FEAR runs in to attack but is chopped hard to the mat by HBK and rolls out of the ring. Shane has regained a little stamina, and runs over to the ropes and jumps up, spring boarding off the ropes, and hitting a Corckscrew Plancha on FEAR outside the ring. HBK pulls Beno up and sets him up for a piledriver then jumps up hitting the move with more force. HBK quickly covers Beno…
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Kickout!!
Don: that was close, Phil…
Phil: Yeah, a little too close… What’s going on here? Come on Beno! Come on Knights!
{HBK grabs Beno’s legs and stomps him in the bread box then locks in the Figure Four Leg Lock… Beno flails his arms around, trying to escape… Meanwhile, on the outside, Michael Shane whips FEAR in to the steel steps… Beno roars in pain as he tries to escape the hold… He starts dragging himself closer and closer to the ropes but stops within inches of getting there, screaming out in pain again…}
Don: He’s gonna tap! He’s gonna tap! BENO IS GOING TO TAP OUT! NEW CHAMPIONS! NEW CHAMPIONS!
Phil: NO! NO HE’S NOT! BENO WILL NOT TAP OUT!
{Beno lifts his hand up about to tap out, but instead reaches out and grabs the ropes. The ref forces HBK to break the hold as Shane rolls FEAR back into the ring. FEAR and Beno slowly get to their feet and Shane and HBK dive forward in unison hitting dual Diving Forearm Smashes… All four men lie in the ring then out of nowhere, both HBK and Michael Shane kip up t the exact same time! They both climb opposite turnbuckles, and the crowd goes crazy. HBK and Shane lep off the top rope at the same time and both hit elbow drops at the same time… HBK on Beno, and Shane on Fear… Then both HBK and Shane stand in opposite corners again and begin to stomp their feet…}
Phil: Oh no, not this!
Don: This is it! Sweet Chin Music!
{FEAR and Beno get to their feet, groggily as HBK and Shane move in for the kill… HBK goes for the SCM on Beno, and Shane on FEAR. They move in and kick but both Knights duck! Beno slides out of the ring and grabs HBK by the leg, dragging him to the outside. FEAR does the same, but grabs both of Shane’s legs and drives him into the ring post crotch first. Beno rams HBK’s face into the ring post on the outside, and HBK is busted open! Beno then grabs HBK by the legs and locks in a Boston Crab in front of the announce table… Beno sits all the way down on HBK’s back…}
Don: HBK has a bad back, dammit! He’s gonna break his back! STOP THIS!
Phil: Yes! Finish him, Beno!
{In all of this confusion, the ref has lost track of who the two legal men are… FEAR and Shane are in the ring… Shane lying in the corner, and FEAR trying to get to his feet… HBK is blacking out…}
Phil: Who’s the legal man, Chuckles? It must be FEAR…
Don: It’s HBK and Beno, dammit! The referee has lost all control in this match… Look out!
{Beno slams HBK’s bloody face on to the announce table then rips off the cover. He rolls HBK on top as FEAR hits the Tower of London on Michael Shane then goes up to the top rope… Beno joins HBK on the table and pulls HBK to his feet… Both men on the table… Beno sets HBK up…}
Don: No, don’t it! DON’T DO IT! You’ll kill him!
{Beno hoists HBK up and slams him through the announce table with the Beno Bomb!}
Phil: Holy crap!
Don: His back! HBK’s back!
{FEAR looks down at Beno from the top rope, and Beno, lying in the rubble yells up at FEAR “FINISH HIM!”. FEAR nods and leaps off the tope rope hitting the 450 Splash, pinning Shane… The ref counts…
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3!!!
DING DING DING!
Steve Cruise: Here are your winners, and STILL Thy WWE Tag Team Champions… Knights FEAR and BENO!
Winner and Still Tag Team Champions!: FEAR and Beno
Don: They weren’t the legal men, dammit! HBK and Beno were!
Phil: I don’t know what you’re talking about, Chuckles… FEAR and Michael Shane were clearly the legal men… The referee wouldn’t have counted the three if they weren’t…
Don: The referee made a mistake! The Knights have STOLEN this victory!
Phil: No, Chuckles… The Knights did exactly what I said that they were gonna do… They did exactly what THEY said they were gonna do… Make an example and what out with the titles… I love being right, Chuckles…
Don: If the referee had more control over this match, it might have turned out differently… And Shawn Michaels wouldn’t have been broken in half, either!
Phil: Well, that’s what happens…
Don: You’re sick Phil Latio! And so are those damn Knights!
{Beno rolls in to the ring as the fans boo. FEAR tosses him his Tag Team Title and both men pose in the corners, holding the gold high as Raw goes off the air…}
CREDIT
Match One: Jon
Match Two: Blade
Match Three: Ken
Match Four: POT
Main Event: JTB
Match One: Jon
Match Two: Blade
Match Three: Ken
Match Four: POT
Main Event: JTB
