Post by Vince McMahon on Mar 16, 2010 19:53:09 GMT -5
The camera turns on and we can tell that we are out side. The fog almost takes up the whole arena. The cameras get closer and closer as the kids at home are grabbing the ends of their couches. The camera enters the building and it goes from the outside into the arena.
The opening video begins.
Fans going wild. The feeling of greatness and the enjoyment from the fans can be felt in the air. RAW fans are cheering and the camera zooms in at the announcers table. We see Jim Ross and The King Jerry Lawler.
Jim Ross: Welcome to this week's edition to Monday Night RAW! I am Ol Jim Ross with my partner and very good friend Jerry The King Lawler.
King: Thanks for introducing me JR but does it feel..Like Tuesday to you?
JR: Nah, Not a bit. Monday Night RAW is so great..Being on Tuesday would ruin it.
They giggle.
King: I guess..lets get to the first match shall we?!
Last Chance Match
Hulk Hogan vs Abyss vs Randy Orton vs Crash Barley vs Velvet Sky
All competitors are in the ring and as the referee signals for the bell, nobody is willing to initiate the action. Everybody just encircles each other for a while until Hogan hits Abyss with a measured shot sending the giant right out of the ring, Abyss clearly isn’t on his game tonight. Rather than look behind him, Hogan stands on the bottom rope and taunts Abyss, this only earns him a stiff right to the skull by Velvet Sky who pulls Hulkster from the ropes and goes to work. Orton hits an RKO on Barley, but it ends in a two count. After another five minutes of a horribly disjointed match where no one was on their game, Abyss is left in the ring with Hogan and Orton, the other two are knocked out on the outside. Hogan tries to get things going again but only gets an RKO followed by a Black Hole Slam grounding Hogan for good. As Abyss rises from his battered foe, Orton is waiting behind him and hits a very sloppy looking RKO, followed by a three count.
Winner: Randy Orton.
JR: No one seemed to try and no one will be noticed any time soon.
King: Time..for the divas match! Puppies JR, you have to love the freakin puppies!
JR: Will Hanna Beth be able to retain her champion belt? Lets find out next!
Match Two
Womens Championship Match
Hanna Beth vs Natalya Hart
As the bell rings, both Diva’s seemed to lack the aggression and the will to win. Natalya started proceedings by dazing Hannah Beth with a few forearm smashes and taking her down with a headlock takedown. As Hannah Beth lays there, she is unable to remove Natalya’s tight headlock, like a flash however, the headlock turns to single leg Boston crab. Hannah just finds the ropes just in time as it seems she was about to give up and crown a new champion by having her pain threshold exceeded. As Natalya is forced from Hannah Beth, she grabs a handful of hair and tosses Beth to the mat nonchalantly without the referee noticing. Hannah Beth finally gets into the match as she gets up, clearly pissed off by the hair pull and launches several fists into the skull of Natalya who can do nothing to prevent Beth’s onslaught. As Natalya back against the ropes she leans against them, taking a breather from the intense action, which she is losing in. Hannah Beth however, has other plans. She launches herself into Natalya sending both Diva’s over the top rope. Beth’s plans end badly as both women landed awkwardly and are sprawled out on the outside. The referee begins his count:
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Natalya races for the ring!
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It’s all over, still the Women’s Champion, Hannah Beth!
JR: What a match King..again it seemed like no one really wanted to win but still a good match.
King: I totally agree JR..1, I saw puppies and 2 Hanna Beth looked good in those tight jeans.
JR: You are such a pervert King!
King: I try!
King Smiles.
The show goes to commercial.
Match Three
Tag Team Match
Triple H & Rey Mysterio vs Brian Gunn & Sylar
RAW comes back from commercial and we see Sylar on the ground and Rey and Triple H in the ring.
JR: My god King, that was insane. Triple H and Rey Mysterio attacked Sylar on his way to the ring!
King: Does this mean Brian Gunn will have to fight those two in a handicap match?
JR: Don't know but it doesn't look like Sylar will be able to compete.
Suddenly Gunn's theme music begins to play and he clothelines both HHH and Rey from behind. The match begins as HHH rolls out of the win leaving Rey to fight first. HHH is on the corner as we see Brian suplex the featherweight Rey. Gunn goes for the quick win but only gets a one count before Mysterio kicks out. Brian throws Rey into the turnbuckle away from HHH and begins to stomp Rey. The ref counts to three and Gunn stops. But places Rey ontop of the turnbuckle and climbs up aswell. Gunn goes to superplex Mysterio but Rey punches the side of Gunn knocking him down to the mat. Rey flies off and connects with a leg drop. Rey pins the motionless Gunn thinking its over but Brian kicks out at two. That was close Rey repeat a couple of times before picking Brian up and Irish whipping him into the ropes where Triple H stands. The IC champion is tagged in and the fun begins..well he thinks that until Irish whipping Gunn into the ropes, Brian comes back with a huge cross body. Everyone in the arena is surprised with the new comer. The number one contender picks up HHH and hits a DDT goes to pin him but is attacked by Rey from behind. The ref now has to take the time to get Rey out. With his backed turned HHH lowblows the newcomer. The ref turns around seeing Brian Gunn holding his ice cubes and calls for the bell.
Winner: Brian Gunn by disqualification.
Rey comes into the ring and begins to yell at HHH but Triple H kicks Rey into the stomach and connects with a pedigree. Rey on the match and HHH is the only man standing. He is handed his IC title and raises it in the air.
Match Four
D-Lo Brown vs The Miz
The match begins with both superstars in the ring circling each other. The Miz grabs D-Lo and knees him right in the stomach. The Miz picks up D-Lo and runs behind him connecting with a Skull Crushing Finale. He goes for the pin, D-Lo looks like he will kick out but The Miz is able to hold him down for the whole three. The Miz rolls out of the ring and walks into the back.
Winner: The Miz (both no showed, gotta get ahold of Miz and DLo)
King: 12 seconds...
JR: Wow..Was this planned out or what?
King: 12 freakin second JR, I can't believe my eyes.
JR: Well I hope the main event is better than that.
Main Event
Non Title
Return of Stone Cold?!
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs The Undertaker (c)
The WWE champion The Undertaker makes his way to the ring with the WWE title on his shoulder He gets to the ring, hands the belt to a crew member and circles the ring waiting for Stone Cold...The room is quiet for quite some time until out of no where Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme music hits off of the PA system. The fans jump onto the feet as Stone Cold steps onto the stage. He cocks a grin and walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. Stares at The Deadman before making it onto the turnbuckle. Giving his signature taunt *the middle fingers* he hops off of the turnbuckle and smiles and Taker as the Match begins. Everyone wanted a huge main event and they got a huge main event. Both Steve and Taker gave their all as the went a few minutes throwing lefts and rights at each other. At one point Steve went to suplex The Undertaker but couldn't and hurt his back instead. Steve runs towards the ropes but gets nailed by a huge big boot. The Undertaker goes for a pin but Austin kicks out on one. The match continues. Taker gives Steve enough time to get up and the grapple up and Steve takes Taker down with a huge scoop slam. Steve begins to stomp a mud hole into Taker as he attempts to cover the blows. Taker slides out of the ring to catch his breathe. Steve follows Taker around the ring until both men slide back into the ring and Steve walks straight into a big boot! The Undertaker slides back into the ring as the ref begins to count Austin out.
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Winner: The Undertaker ( Better Rps, but steve you did fine. Keep up the good work)
End of Show
Thanks goes out to the Undertaker for writing two matches. Sorry for the late show guys.
Money Earned will be posted in a bit!
