DILLIGAF!

[Demmi]

Having lost his match to Bret and realising that he was against none other than The Cerebral Assassin, Jeff decided that before doing anything or talking to anyone about it he would go home, back to Beth and little Ruby. Once at home he wouldn’t think about work and just try to chill, spending two days chilling about he finally emerges at the gym where he meet’s Shannon, who seems to look puzzled, Jeff walk’s over to him sitting beside him.

Jeff ‘Enigma’ Hardy
Man what’s up?

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Prince Of Punk
Nothing, I was waiting for you. Didn’t think you’d show. So man I know you lost to Bret but hey we lose some we win some, but Triple H? I mean come off it Jeff Triple H is like well is one of the best and well I ain’t saying your shit but still.

Jeff ‘Enigma’ Hardy
Well like you said we win some we lose some, but with Triple H its different, I know he can still wrestle and he is very good at this but I have also been in the ring with him before and granted I wasn’t myself but still, I know all his moves so it shouldn’t be a problem. I mean I respect the crap outta him which is why I am not going near Mali till after the match man you know how he is with him. Going back to what I was saying man, Triple H may be good but I’ve seen him an he is slowing down bit by bit whilst I am not. So you don’t need to worry man. I know I lost against Bret but hey that sharpshooter fucking kills man.

Prince Of Punk
I shall take your word for it man, I wouldn’t know didn’t spend long enough in the business to feel it man. As for Hunter I get your point but it’s still you’re going against a fucking brilliant wrestler man, you just need to watch yourself an make sure you don’t get pedigreed man.

Jeff ‘Enigma’ Hardy
I know man, I gotta watch out for it man. Anyway you wanna train or not?

Prince Of Punk
Fuck that shit boi Imma go eat you train.

Shannon then laughs before pulling a weird face at Jeff, then leaving to go eat as Jeff hits the bench and starts pressing the weights as the scene fades to black.

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Days later Burris is seen waiting about looking at his watch shaking his head, for his interview with Shannon and Jeff was supposed to have started at least five minutes ago but the two of them are nowhere to be seen, pacing back and forth Burris was getting angrier and angrier as the time went past, half hour turned into an hour which turned into two. Now fully pissed off Burris was about to leave when he spotted Mali. Walking straight up to him and not taking any notice as to who he was talking to on the phone Burris spins Mali round before speaking to him renting his anger out on him.

Burris
Mali, Where is Jeff and Shannon? You’re their buddy who knows where they are at all times so where are they? They were supposed to be here two hours ago.

Mali
Burris shut the fuck up man, look their on their way the car broke down so fucking take a chill pill or by the time they come all your teeth will be knocked down that throat of yours man so go fucking back to where you were standing the boy’s shall be there in a bit.

Burris fuming goes back and stands about waiting for Shannon and Jeff who happen to take another hour to get there. Finally arriving all ready for his match and with Shannon in his punky self. The boys look at Burris and laugh.

Burris
You think this is funny? Look you come here and cause chaos then disrupt everything, bring with you the cockiness and now you are three hours late and you just laugh. Why on earth anyone hired you two I do not know. You lose against Bret and have a match against Hunter which you will…

Not allowing him to finish Shannon tackles him to the ground before getting back up taking the mic and pushing the camera to view only the two of them.

Prince Of Punk
Okay well now that’s out of the way, Jeff tonight you have a chance at getting a win under your belt against one of the best. Having lost last week’s match man what the hell is going through your mind going into this match man against Hunter?

Jeff ‘Enigma’ Hardy
Well man like our conversation earlier this week we win some and lose some Bret had me in the sharpshooter that is the only way he could have won and he did just that, but as for Hunter man, like I said before I have respect but all that respect is going out the window because I don’t care if I have to go an hour I am not getting pedigreed nor am I going to lose this one man. Triple H need’s to question whether or not he should still be wrestling not because of his age but because of all the injuries. All I have to say is tonight in my match against him I am not being held responsible if he can’t walk out that match tonight.

Prince Of Punk
Okay man, so what happens if you lose which after what you just said it seems you’re fired up man?

Jeff ‘Enigma’ Hardy
I know man, I am fired up last week we was partying and mucking about not really focusing and it proved it in not just my match but also Mali’s match. But tonight there is a difference you see I have been back in Carolina chilling and airing my head. So tonight Triple H had better watch his back man. Having not partied or anything I have such a clear head that I am more than focused man and seeing as I know all his moves tonight it will be easy to counter and reverse every single one. And he just better hope that he can keep me grounded because if I am able to fly man he ain’t got no chance in winning man.

Prince Of Punk
Ok man, so basically you’re going to whoop his ass man.

Jeff ‘Enigma’ Hardy
Basically yeah man. You see Triple H just can’t keep up with me man, I’m like a jumping bean and seeing as I have become slightly hyper today for an unknown reason man. There is no way he will keep up which shall be his weakness. And even IF I don’t win I don’t wait no I know what to say and imma nick your saying man. If I lose all I have to say for it is Dilligaf!

Prince Of Punk
DILLIGAF!

Jeff ‘Enigma’ Hardy
That’s right man, but we all know I am going to win. Man I mean Triple H is pretty good but I am on top form tonight and he is going to see why I am known as one of the best high flying exteme wrestlers. Tonight Hunter do not for fucks sake do not take this personally. You see man I want to win and I believe imma win so man I am going to win and nothing you can do about it will change that fact.

Prince Of Punk
Well man. That’s all I can be assed to ask ya, so how bout we head to the locker room and chill man.

Jeff ‘Enigma’ Hardy
Man, we shall and maybe we can play some music too.[/i]

The boy’s start to walk off as Burris stir’s trying to get up with EMT’s around him. The boy’s voices are getting quieter and quieter.

Jeff ‘Enigma’ Hardy
*from down the hallway so very quiet*
Man, we say man a lot, don’t we man?

The scene then blacks out.

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The scene reopens with Shannon and Jeff mucking about chillaxing in front of the tv in the locker room. Watching their favourite show Scooby doo. When Mali walk’s in but instead of laughing at them he simply jumps on the sofa next to them as all three of them watch it to the end laughing and mucking about at the same time.

Mali
So you ready Jeff?

Jeff ‘Enigma’ Hardy
Yep, I am man.

Prince Of Punk
Yeah man we did an interview and everything.

Mali
Cool, try not to get grounded this time.

Jeff ‘Enigma’ Hardy
Man, you’re not saying shit bout Hunter so what’s up? Normally man you would have said loads.

Mali
I’m fine, just that’s my opion not yours so you don’t need me filling it with my thoughts seeing as you fucked off home to clear that head of your’s.

Jeff ‘Enigma’ Hardy
Oh, ok man. But anyways I am ready for it yes. In all serious though man Hunter can’t keep up and his moves aren’t going to ground me so I have nothing to worry about.

Prince Of Punk
Man, will you too shurrup already Imma trying to watch Scooby find the ghost. Oh shit don’t go down there Scooby…

They boy’s shut up and continue watching Scooby doo laughing and mucking about scaring Shannon half way through as the scene zoom’s out leaving the boys in fits of laughter. Ending the scene.[/center]

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