Post by Niall on May 5, 2012 4:45:07 GMT -5
Prologue:
Tonight, I team up with the legendary The Hitman, Bret Hart. A man who I grew up watching and idolising, a man who I at one stage of my life dreamed of being. To take on the team of Michael Shane and the Showstoppa, the Icon, the Main Event, HBK Shawn Michaels. The history engraved in this match is unbelieveable, the stakes are at an all-time high. The scene at one stage will be recreated. That night in Montrael will be relived and I will feel honoured to be apart of it. But tonight there will be one major difference, Bret wont be the one pissed off and embarassed, no it will be Shawn. This match is one for the ages, this match is going down in history, and I gotta win. As the old saying goes......
No one remembers second place.
SCENE 1
Wednesday 2nd May 2012 - POT's Personal Gym, Belfast, Co. Antrim, Ireland - 1.13 pm
As I walk in the door of my gym deep in West Belfast I am greeted by my cousin/trainor John. He is wearing an Aontroim GAA jersey, white shorts and a black cap.
John Cena:
BOBBY! How ya been man?
Professor of Thuganomics:
Ive been good man, what has you in Ireland?
John Cena:
Are you serious? Im here to train you.
I look at John sarcastically and respond.
Professor of Thuganomics:
John, I appreciate this but really I dont need it. Im a world class athlete, I can do it alone.
John looks at me and throws his hat on the ground, instantly snapping.
John Cena:
You dont get it do you? You dont get that this isnt a game, this is what you have always wanted to do. But you are only a few steps away from reaching the ultimate dream, being champion. It doesnt matter what title it is, United States, Intercontinental, World title, Tag titles. And look at you, you dont think you need the training. Bobby let me tell you something, when I was world champ, I still knew I could be better, you gotta work to be the best, the greatest of all time. And you dont think you need the training. Your too good to be taught by, one of the most successful wrestlers of all time. Im doing this for you Bobby, not me. Your the one who needs these titles, Ive been there done it got the championship. So tell me again, are you up for some training?
I look at John and I knew he meant what he had just said, and he knew what he was talking about. So I finally responded.
Professor of Thuganomics:
Aye, ok, lets go, ring is this way.
I fistpump John and then direct him the way to the ring down the long corridor. As we walk I look around at this amazing gym I designed and furnished. The posters on the walls of the greats of the fighting world.
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I look up at the picture of myself with the tag team championship from last year and feel a sense of pride all around my body. The greatest moments in my short career, and the only title I have ever held. I remember it like it was yesterday, Barton offered me the chance to take the chance and become his tag partner and the other champion. The fact he asked me was such an honour. As im lost in the moment John comes up and puts his arm over my shoulder.
John Cena:
You never forget your first huh Bobby.
I look at John and reply
Professor of Thuganomics:
Your damn right man, and this weekend will be the start of my journey to the gold again.
We both continue down the corridor untill we reach a red door with "Arena" written on it. We walk in and are greeted by 2 men.
Daniel Dryan and Zack Ryder.
John Cena:
Bobby we are gonna get you pumped for this match up, you are gonna go out to the ring knowing every tag team strategy like the back of your hand. We are going to have a tag team match here, Zack and Daniel against me and Bobby. Lets do this.
I take off my shirt and toss it to the floor and im ready to compete. Lucky for me my every day clothes is my wrestling attire. Me and Zack roll into the ring and John and Daniel take their places in the corners.
John Cena:
3, 2, 1, okay lets start this match.
Me and Zack lock up and I gain the upper advantage pushing him into his corner where Daniel is standing. I begin to give him lefts and rights to the kidneys but suddenly I hear john shout from the other side of the ring.
John Cena:
TAG!
I try to get out of the corner but Zack keeps hold of me allowing Daniel to get into the ring and take over. As Daniel begins to kick my gut I fall to a knee and then feel a clobbering strike to the skull from his right foot. I fall to the ground and get dragged towards the corner as Zack tags back in. He begins to stomp on me while im in the corner and then tags out and Daniel does the same, before tagging out. The do this like 3 times untill Zack pulls me to the centre of the ring and goes for the pinfall, as John counts on the turnbuckle.
1.......
2.......
Kickout!
I get my shoulder up and Zack cant believe it. He tries to pick me up and I hear John shouting encouragement.
John Cena:
Come on Bobby! Fight back!
I hear this and push Zack away against the ropes and when he comes back I knee him in the gut and he goes flying. I start kicking at him while hes on the ground not allowing him to get up or move towards his corner.
John Cena:
Mix it up a bit here, we are gonna do a Tornado Handicap match, I'll ref, lets go.
John climbs into the ring as does Daniel. John waits on Zack to get back to his feet before starting the match.
John Cena:
Lets go!
As he shouts this both men run at me but I am able to fight them off for a while but eventually the numbers get the best of me and I fall to the ground.
John Cena:
Come on Bobby! You are gonna be in a 2 on 1 spot atleast once on Sunday, show me what you got.
The two men take turns kicking me and punching me. They let me get back to my knees and start slapping my face around. After a few slaps I begin to fight back with rights and lefts to both mens guts and then I throw Zack out of the ring over the top rope. I turn around and see daniel getting back to his feet groggily and run at him knocking him flying with a shoulder block, then another and another. Daniel stands up and attempts a super kick but I duck it and one of my own, right to the jaw. Daniel falls back out of the ring and Zack rolls in at the same time. I go over to Zack and begin to work him over a bit before going up top rope. I look down at Zack as he stumbles to his feet holding his gut and leap off the turnbuckle hitting a devastating leg drop. I pick up Zack and connect with an FU and then I hear John shout.
John Cena:
Watch behind you!
I turn around and see Daniel going for a cross body but I catch him in mid air, put him up on my shoulders and throw him down on top of Zack with an FU. as I hit it Daniel rolls out of the ring and I pin Zack as John counts.
1.......
2.......
3.......
John Cena:
Well done Bobby, great session here.
I look around at Ryder and Bryan and wipe the sweat from my head and a slight smirk comes across my face. I fistbump John and roll out of the ring as John checks on Daniel and Zack.
SCENE 2
Sunday 6th May 2012 - Joe Lewis Arena, Detroit, Michigan - 1.48 am (UK Time)
I sit in my locker room staring up at the poster on my wall. It is of one of my biggest idols in the fighting industry, Muhammed Ali. A man whos speed and agility could outwit any fighter. A man who truly was the greatest, and the original emcee. What made me really love him though was the predictions he made before a fight. If he said he will win round , he would win in round 7, it was unbelieveable. I had tried to adapt to a new style of fighting since I returned but things havent gone to plan as of late, but thats all changed since Raw on Monday. Im ready for a fight tonight. As I intently think of my gameplan for tonight, I hear the door knock. As I open it I see ThyWWE Interviewer Burris Troy standing in the doorway. He is wearing a blue suit with a white shirt and a red tie.
Burris Troy:
Good evening POT, do you think you are up to the challenge tonight?
Professor of Thuganomics:
Me, ready? Of course I am, I was fricking born ready for this match. You need to be prepared when you are the greatest. I am the Greatest, I may not have the title but I know im the best.
Burris Troy:
Are you sure its good to brag like this before a big match?
Professor of Thuganomics:
Burris, it aint bragging if I can back it up, and thats precisely what I am going to do tonight. Prove my point that im the best.
Burris Troy:
What is your opinions on your partner Bret "The Hitman" Hart?
Professor of Thuganomics:
Bret? He is a living legend, I respect all of his accomplishments in the business but that doesnt mean I like him. He may say whatever he likes about me but Bret knows himself that this tag team is the dawning of a new era. A new age, the Age of Thuganomics. Bret was never the best, hell im not even the best, God is the best and tonight, with God on my side, I can be God's messenger and deliver Shawn Michaels' and Michael Shane's last rites.
I kiss my orange holy bracelet and point up to the heavens, as if to say, "Tonight is for you" to someone up there.
Professor of Thuganomics:
Tonight, I got my guardian angel looking over me, so Michael, Shawn, good luck, your gonna need it.
I walk off down the hallway as ThyWWE Supremacy goes to a commercial.
SCENE 3
Sunday 6th May 2012 - Joe Lewis Arena, Detroit - 2.24 am (UK Time)
As ThyWWE Supremacy comes back from a break, I am shown standing backstage on top of a ThyWWE technical truck. AS im shown I can hear the fans cheering loudly as they see me. I look around for a moment before I begin rapping.
Professor of Thuganomics:
I dont know what the hell I was thinking,
I brought you to my house as a friend in my kitchen,
You offer to make the tea,
So I accept the offer gratefully,
But what I saw made my heart burst,
You only went and put the fucking milk in first,
Np, you must be out of your mind,
Looks like you poured just about half a pint,
More than boiling water, it isnt even warm,
Mate where the fuck were you born,
You destroyed my thing that was sacred,
Pour it down the sink, let me show you how to make it,
Put the teabag in first and fill the water to the top,
Shut up mate, I'll tell you when you have to stop,
Dont decide how much milk is required,
Making assumptions on how I like it,
Now you put the sugar in, what you leave it for?
Didnt even stir it in your unbelieveable.
What you think it was gonna dissolve by itself?
Kid you need to see a shrink and get some help,
You chose the wrong mans cuppa to mess with,
Now go get me a mothafucking digestive,
Stay away from my cuppa bitch,
And keep far from my kettle, dont even touch it,
Man go sit down and watch tele,
Gimme back my teaspoon dude your not ready.
SCENE 4
Sunday 6th May 2012 - Joe Lewis Arena, Detroit - 2.47 am (UK Time)
Wordlife hits the speaker and I walk out to the fans delight. I stand at the top of the ramp and take in the scene before me. Thousands of fans screaming for their favourites. I see many many signs, some aimed at me, some aimed at others. I turn to the camera and say something to it.
Professor of Thuganomics:
Welcome back to Detroit ThyWWE!
I begin to slowly walk down the ring clutching on to the steel chain and lock around my neck. I look into the ring and it finally hits me, the importance of this match. If me and Bret win, we get Beno and Paul Wight for titles that I have held before. I slide into the ring and walk around doing the double horn taunt. After 3 laps I take a mic from Steve Cruise and begin speaking.
Professor of Thuganomics:
Yo, yo, yo, listen up man, its Thuganomics in the building.
So tonight this match is over before its even started,
Mali and Shawn teaming up, thats totally retarded,
Yo your hearing the latest gossip from Tha Professor,
Mali has another job and it involves being a cross dresser,
Hes in the back and hes acting all worried,
I hope hes wearing all black cause hes about to get buried,
Really these fights havent been getting any harder,
HBK is Mali's gay partner,
They need to quit doing promos, all they do is babble,
Dude you wanna play with words go home and play scrabble,
Looking around here for HBK, seeing all the familiar faces,
Theres his first boyfriend, he let him touch all 4 bases,
And after they spent the night together, he couldnt even walk right,
Started with dinner and a movie, ended up with a cockfight,
Tonight me and Bret kill these 2 make em sleep with the fishes,
This aint no tag team match, this is us serving two bitches,
Crowd:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Professor of Thuganomics:
We're better than them both and your about to see the proof,
We're gonna use them, like 2 hoes in a girls gone wild video shoot,
Crowd:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Professor of Thuganomics:
Tonight, you know you cant stop me,
I'll keep talking smack and backing it up, im the white Muhammed Ali,
We're the real Showstoppers, your just a counterfeit,
We'll stick your head so far up your ass, you can eat your own.........
Crowd:
Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I throw the mic out of the ring, take off my shirt and cap and await the other competitors in the match to enter.
Tonight, I team up with the legendary The Hitman, Bret Hart. A man who I grew up watching and idolising, a man who I at one stage of my life dreamed of being. To take on the team of Michael Shane and the Showstoppa, the Icon, the Main Event, HBK Shawn Michaels. The history engraved in this match is unbelieveable, the stakes are at an all-time high. The scene at one stage will be recreated. That night in Montrael will be relived and I will feel honoured to be apart of it. But tonight there will be one major difference, Bret wont be the one pissed off and embarassed, no it will be Shawn. This match is one for the ages, this match is going down in history, and I gotta win. As the old saying goes......
No one remembers second place.
SCENE 1
Wednesday 2nd May 2012 - POT's Personal Gym, Belfast, Co. Antrim, Ireland - 1.13 pm
As I walk in the door of my gym deep in West Belfast I am greeted by my cousin/trainor John. He is wearing an Aontroim GAA jersey, white shorts and a black cap.
John Cena:
BOBBY! How ya been man?
Professor of Thuganomics:
Ive been good man, what has you in Ireland?
John Cena:
Are you serious? Im here to train you.
I look at John sarcastically and respond.
Professor of Thuganomics:
John, I appreciate this but really I dont need it. Im a world class athlete, I can do it alone.
John looks at me and throws his hat on the ground, instantly snapping.
John Cena:
You dont get it do you? You dont get that this isnt a game, this is what you have always wanted to do. But you are only a few steps away from reaching the ultimate dream, being champion. It doesnt matter what title it is, United States, Intercontinental, World title, Tag titles. And look at you, you dont think you need the training. Bobby let me tell you something, when I was world champ, I still knew I could be better, you gotta work to be the best, the greatest of all time. And you dont think you need the training. Your too good to be taught by, one of the most successful wrestlers of all time. Im doing this for you Bobby, not me. Your the one who needs these titles, Ive been there done it got the championship. So tell me again, are you up for some training?
I look at John and I knew he meant what he had just said, and he knew what he was talking about. So I finally responded.
Professor of Thuganomics:
Aye, ok, lets go, ring is this way.
I fistpump John and then direct him the way to the ring down the long corridor. As we walk I look around at this amazing gym I designed and furnished. The posters on the walls of the greats of the fighting world.
images4.fanpop.com/image/quiz/505000/505330_1291572691264_170_366.jpg[/img]
I look up at the picture of myself with the tag team championship from last year and feel a sense of pride all around my body. The greatest moments in my short career, and the only title I have ever held. I remember it like it was yesterday, Barton offered me the chance to take the chance and become his tag partner and the other champion. The fact he asked me was such an honour. As im lost in the moment John comes up and puts his arm over my shoulder.
John Cena:
You never forget your first huh Bobby.
I look at John and reply
Professor of Thuganomics:
Your damn right man, and this weekend will be the start of my journey to the gold again.
We both continue down the corridor untill we reach a red door with "Arena" written on it. We walk in and are greeted by 2 men.
Daniel Dryan and Zack Ryder.
John Cena:
Bobby we are gonna get you pumped for this match up, you are gonna go out to the ring knowing every tag team strategy like the back of your hand. We are going to have a tag team match here, Zack and Daniel against me and Bobby. Lets do this.
I take off my shirt and toss it to the floor and im ready to compete. Lucky for me my every day clothes is my wrestling attire. Me and Zack roll into the ring and John and Daniel take their places in the corners.
John Cena:
3, 2, 1, okay lets start this match.
Me and Zack lock up and I gain the upper advantage pushing him into his corner where Daniel is standing. I begin to give him lefts and rights to the kidneys but suddenly I hear john shout from the other side of the ring.
John Cena:
TAG!
I try to get out of the corner but Zack keeps hold of me allowing Daniel to get into the ring and take over. As Daniel begins to kick my gut I fall to a knee and then feel a clobbering strike to the skull from his right foot. I fall to the ground and get dragged towards the corner as Zack tags back in. He begins to stomp on me while im in the corner and then tags out and Daniel does the same, before tagging out. The do this like 3 times untill Zack pulls me to the centre of the ring and goes for the pinfall, as John counts on the turnbuckle.
1.......
2.......
Kickout!
I get my shoulder up and Zack cant believe it. He tries to pick me up and I hear John shouting encouragement.
John Cena:
Come on Bobby! Fight back!
I hear this and push Zack away against the ropes and when he comes back I knee him in the gut and he goes flying. I start kicking at him while hes on the ground not allowing him to get up or move towards his corner.
John Cena:
Mix it up a bit here, we are gonna do a Tornado Handicap match, I'll ref, lets go.
John climbs into the ring as does Daniel. John waits on Zack to get back to his feet before starting the match.
John Cena:
Lets go!
As he shouts this both men run at me but I am able to fight them off for a while but eventually the numbers get the best of me and I fall to the ground.
John Cena:
Come on Bobby! You are gonna be in a 2 on 1 spot atleast once on Sunday, show me what you got.
The two men take turns kicking me and punching me. They let me get back to my knees and start slapping my face around. After a few slaps I begin to fight back with rights and lefts to both mens guts and then I throw Zack out of the ring over the top rope. I turn around and see daniel getting back to his feet groggily and run at him knocking him flying with a shoulder block, then another and another. Daniel stands up and attempts a super kick but I duck it and one of my own, right to the jaw. Daniel falls back out of the ring and Zack rolls in at the same time. I go over to Zack and begin to work him over a bit before going up top rope. I look down at Zack as he stumbles to his feet holding his gut and leap off the turnbuckle hitting a devastating leg drop. I pick up Zack and connect with an FU and then I hear John shout.
John Cena:
Watch behind you!
I turn around and see Daniel going for a cross body but I catch him in mid air, put him up on my shoulders and throw him down on top of Zack with an FU. as I hit it Daniel rolls out of the ring and I pin Zack as John counts.
1.......
2.......
3.......
John Cena:
Well done Bobby, great session here.
I look around at Ryder and Bryan and wipe the sweat from my head and a slight smirk comes across my face. I fistbump John and roll out of the ring as John checks on Daniel and Zack.
SCENE 2
Sunday 6th May 2012 - Joe Lewis Arena, Detroit, Michigan - 1.48 am (UK Time)
I sit in my locker room staring up at the poster on my wall. It is of one of my biggest idols in the fighting industry, Muhammed Ali. A man whos speed and agility could outwit any fighter. A man who truly was the greatest, and the original emcee. What made me really love him though was the predictions he made before a fight. If he said he will win round , he would win in round 7, it was unbelieveable. I had tried to adapt to a new style of fighting since I returned but things havent gone to plan as of late, but thats all changed since Raw on Monday. Im ready for a fight tonight. As I intently think of my gameplan for tonight, I hear the door knock. As I open it I see ThyWWE Interviewer Burris Troy standing in the doorway. He is wearing a blue suit with a white shirt and a red tie.
Burris Troy:
Good evening POT, do you think you are up to the challenge tonight?
Professor of Thuganomics:
Me, ready? Of course I am, I was fricking born ready for this match. You need to be prepared when you are the greatest. I am the Greatest, I may not have the title but I know im the best.
Burris Troy:
Are you sure its good to brag like this before a big match?
Professor of Thuganomics:
Burris, it aint bragging if I can back it up, and thats precisely what I am going to do tonight. Prove my point that im the best.
Burris Troy:
What is your opinions on your partner Bret "The Hitman" Hart?
Professor of Thuganomics:
Bret? He is a living legend, I respect all of his accomplishments in the business but that doesnt mean I like him. He may say whatever he likes about me but Bret knows himself that this tag team is the dawning of a new era. A new age, the Age of Thuganomics. Bret was never the best, hell im not even the best, God is the best and tonight, with God on my side, I can be God's messenger and deliver Shawn Michaels' and Michael Shane's last rites.
I kiss my orange holy bracelet and point up to the heavens, as if to say, "Tonight is for you" to someone up there.
Professor of Thuganomics:
Tonight, I got my guardian angel looking over me, so Michael, Shawn, good luck, your gonna need it.
I walk off down the hallway as ThyWWE Supremacy goes to a commercial.
SCENE 3
Sunday 6th May 2012 - Joe Lewis Arena, Detroit - 2.24 am (UK Time)
As ThyWWE Supremacy comes back from a break, I am shown standing backstage on top of a ThyWWE technical truck. AS im shown I can hear the fans cheering loudly as they see me. I look around for a moment before I begin rapping.
Professor of Thuganomics:
I dont know what the hell I was thinking,
I brought you to my house as a friend in my kitchen,
You offer to make the tea,
So I accept the offer gratefully,
But what I saw made my heart burst,
You only went and put the fucking milk in first,
Np, you must be out of your mind,
Looks like you poured just about half a pint,
More than boiling water, it isnt even warm,
Mate where the fuck were you born,
You destroyed my thing that was sacred,
Pour it down the sink, let me show you how to make it,
Put the teabag in first and fill the water to the top,
Shut up mate, I'll tell you when you have to stop,
Dont decide how much milk is required,
Making assumptions on how I like it,
Now you put the sugar in, what you leave it for?
Didnt even stir it in your unbelieveable.
What you think it was gonna dissolve by itself?
Kid you need to see a shrink and get some help,
You chose the wrong mans cuppa to mess with,
Now go get me a mothafucking digestive,
Stay away from my cuppa bitch,
And keep far from my kettle, dont even touch it,
Man go sit down and watch tele,
Gimme back my teaspoon dude your not ready.
SCENE 4
Sunday 6th May 2012 - Joe Lewis Arena, Detroit - 2.47 am (UK Time)
Wordlife hits the speaker and I walk out to the fans delight. I stand at the top of the ramp and take in the scene before me. Thousands of fans screaming for their favourites. I see many many signs, some aimed at me, some aimed at others. I turn to the camera and say something to it.
Professor of Thuganomics:
Welcome back to Detroit ThyWWE!
I begin to slowly walk down the ring clutching on to the steel chain and lock around my neck. I look into the ring and it finally hits me, the importance of this match. If me and Bret win, we get Beno and Paul Wight for titles that I have held before. I slide into the ring and walk around doing the double horn taunt. After 3 laps I take a mic from Steve Cruise and begin speaking.
Professor of Thuganomics:
Yo, yo, yo, listen up man, its Thuganomics in the building.
So tonight this match is over before its even started,
Mali and Shawn teaming up, thats totally retarded,
Yo your hearing the latest gossip from Tha Professor,
Mali has another job and it involves being a cross dresser,
Hes in the back and hes acting all worried,
I hope hes wearing all black cause hes about to get buried,
Really these fights havent been getting any harder,
HBK is Mali's gay partner,
They need to quit doing promos, all they do is babble,
Dude you wanna play with words go home and play scrabble,
Looking around here for HBK, seeing all the familiar faces,
Theres his first boyfriend, he let him touch all 4 bases,
And after they spent the night together, he couldnt even walk right,
Started with dinner and a movie, ended up with a cockfight,
Tonight me and Bret kill these 2 make em sleep with the fishes,
This aint no tag team match, this is us serving two bitches,
Crowd:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Professor of Thuganomics:
We're better than them both and your about to see the proof,
We're gonna use them, like 2 hoes in a girls gone wild video shoot,
Crowd:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Professor of Thuganomics:
Tonight, you know you cant stop me,
I'll keep talking smack and backing it up, im the white Muhammed Ali,
We're the real Showstoppers, your just a counterfeit,
We'll stick your head so far up your ass, you can eat your own.........
Crowd:
Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I throw the mic out of the ring, take off my shirt and cap and await the other competitors in the match to enter.
