Post by Jamine Creed on May 1, 2012 14:24:56 GMT -5
::The camera picks up on a lead of an arrival of a super star who promised to clear the path to righteousness. A limo pulls up into the ThyWWE garage where it slows to a stop. The chaffeur steps out and opens the rear doors and you can hear disco music as Zykiel Selvin steps out. He is followed by a line of ten ladies before Jamine Creed steps out with his shirt off. He flexes his muscles as he sighs. He looks to Zykiel as the camera rolls up on them.::
Jamine: Yeah yeah. I know. a bunch of problems with the GM. Well listen here. I got sick and they sent me on a paid vacation!
Zykiel: technically you bribed the GM to send you on that vacation when you were going to expose his fetishes to the ThyWWE universe.
Jamine: As I was saying. I was on paid vacation. And I come home, to my arena, my show, and my house. And what do I see?
Zykiel: A bunch of new arrivals on the scene?
Jamine: Hell no. Im sending those new rookies packing. I own this show. Im the face of ThyWWE. Im hell of mad I'm not champion yet! I deserve that damned title. My face pays those rookies bills.
Zykiel: I highly doubt that but arguing with your impregnable ego is bad for my health. Or so my doctor says.
Jamine: Well. Im a doctor too. Im the 'le surgeon of sexy awesomeness.' Jamine creed. I am here to clear this vessel called ThyWWE of its infectious disease called ugliness and noobidity.
Zykiel: Noobidity?
Jamine:: makes obesity look normal.
Zykiel: Well then.....
::Zykiel pulls out a giant medical book from his satchel and flips to the 'N' section. Jamine's right eye twitches.::
Jamine: While you're playing 'House', I already found a cure. At supremecy Im not even in the show. Im going to thrash each person at the Pay-per-view. Starting with this Ace guy.
Zykiel: Aha! Noobidity. derived from noobisteness... weird. Anywho. It states Noobidity is the cause of lacking of adequate skill and knowledge leaving its host basically a zombified loser to be face planted. Funny thing. I swear that wasnt there before.
Jamine: Because thats the abridged version! Jamine does it big! and this Ace guy. He's in my way. He'll be the first to feel my biceptual wrath as I make it to the main event match at supremecy. No one will leave Supremecy without an injury. That i promise.
Zykiel: Should I alert the medical staff?
Jamine: No. call the hosptial and tell them to make reservations for some honored guests.
Zykiel: How many?
Jamine: Tell them to leave it all open. They'll need tons of beds.
Zykiel: Put it on your tab.
Jamine: Yeah. This ones on the house. Because its spring and Im cleaning out the trash.
Zykiel:....actually....its almost summer....
Jamine: shush Zykiel. now be warned everyone in the Supremecy Pay-per-view. Im taking the ThyWWE championship. whether ya'll like it or not. and as for Ace. He wont even make it to the ring.
Zykiel: shouldn't we at least make the attack formal?
Jamine: I did. I just told him via promo, that i was going to lay him out. Formal enough.
Zykiel: Well.....i would have done tea. but eh. Lets do this american style!
Jamine:........................................................
Zykiel: What?
::Jamine walks away into the lockerrooms. Zykiel follows and the camera blacks out::
(this had been an installment of sexy brought to you by Oh My! Productions))
Jamine: Yeah yeah. I know. a bunch of problems with the GM. Well listen here. I got sick and they sent me on a paid vacation!
Zykiel: technically you bribed the GM to send you on that vacation when you were going to expose his fetishes to the ThyWWE universe.
Jamine: As I was saying. I was on paid vacation. And I come home, to my arena, my show, and my house. And what do I see?
Zykiel: A bunch of new arrivals on the scene?
Jamine: Hell no. Im sending those new rookies packing. I own this show. Im the face of ThyWWE. Im hell of mad I'm not champion yet! I deserve that damned title. My face pays those rookies bills.
Zykiel: I highly doubt that but arguing with your impregnable ego is bad for my health. Or so my doctor says.
Jamine: Well. Im a doctor too. Im the 'le surgeon of sexy awesomeness.' Jamine creed. I am here to clear this vessel called ThyWWE of its infectious disease called ugliness and noobidity.
Zykiel: Noobidity?
Jamine:: makes obesity look normal.
Zykiel: Well then.....
::Zykiel pulls out a giant medical book from his satchel and flips to the 'N' section. Jamine's right eye twitches.::
Jamine: While you're playing 'House', I already found a cure. At supremecy Im not even in the show. Im going to thrash each person at the Pay-per-view. Starting with this Ace guy.
Zykiel: Aha! Noobidity. derived from noobisteness... weird. Anywho. It states Noobidity is the cause of lacking of adequate skill and knowledge leaving its host basically a zombified loser to be face planted. Funny thing. I swear that wasnt there before.
Jamine: Because thats the abridged version! Jamine does it big! and this Ace guy. He's in my way. He'll be the first to feel my biceptual wrath as I make it to the main event match at supremecy. No one will leave Supremecy without an injury. That i promise.
Zykiel: Should I alert the medical staff?
Jamine: No. call the hosptial and tell them to make reservations for some honored guests.
Zykiel: How many?
Jamine: Tell them to leave it all open. They'll need tons of beds.
Zykiel: Put it on your tab.
Jamine: Yeah. This ones on the house. Because its spring and Im cleaning out the trash.
Zykiel:....actually....its almost summer....
Jamine: shush Zykiel. now be warned everyone in the Supremecy Pay-per-view. Im taking the ThyWWE championship. whether ya'll like it or not. and as for Ace. He wont even make it to the ring.
Zykiel: shouldn't we at least make the attack formal?
Jamine: I did. I just told him via promo, that i was going to lay him out. Formal enough.
Zykiel: Well.....i would have done tea. but eh. Lets do this american style!
Jamine:........................................................
Zykiel: What?
::Jamine walks away into the lockerrooms. Zykiel follows and the camera blacks out::
(this had been an installment of sexy brought to you by Oh My! Productions))
