Post by kufi on Mar 11, 2010 18:26:37 GMT -5
Scene One; In the ring.
Rey Mysterio runs furiously down to the ring. He is extremely mad, and the crowd can feel is anger rising from his body. The crowd starts to do a louder-then-usual YOU SUCK chant.
Rey Mysterio: You idiots in the crowd all know what happened last week! You guys all know that Brian Gunn got lucky! Man, am I happy that I can get my hands on that stupid Brian Gunn this week. And you guys wanna know why I am better then you? Well, then I'll tell you, and on Monday Night Raw, I can show you.
The crowd resumes their "YOU SUCK" chants. This seems to tick of Mysterio a whole lot more.
Rey Mysterio: No I don't! I do not suck at all. I know, you know, we ALL know, Brian Gunn got lucky. And now on to why I DON'T suck. Lets see... You guys remember all those bigger people I have beaten before, right? Not even the great Abyss could eliminate me in the battle royal. And now, some people are asking why I always wear this mask in the ring.
For the first time in his career, people start to cheer for Rey Mysterio. However, because it is ONLY because of the mask, it pisses Mysterio off.
Rey Mysterio: Oh now I get it! You guys only cheer for people who give you personal information! That almost makes me not want to tell you the secret behind the mask. But, because I'm better, I will still tell you the secret behind this mask.
Jerry King Lawler: Oh my gosh! Rey Mysterio is about to tell us the secret behind the mask!
Jim Ross: I know, King. I can't believe it either.
Rey Mysterio: OK, I know you guys may think I am saying this because it is true and I just want to rub it in your faces, but it actually is the reason for this mask. The Mask symbols greatness in my religion. and my religion is...
The crowd, including King and JR, leap out of there seats, anticipating what religion he has that makes him wear the mask. Then, somebody out there in world, watching TV, turns it off because he thinks it is disgusting of all these people wanting to know his religion.
Rey Mysterio: Muslim.
Everybody watching at home, the whole stadium, they start booing because they can't handle a Muslim superstar.
Rey Mysterio: Hey, don't boo me. Boo yourselves, you were the ones asking me. Now look, Triple H, I want you to know, I hope we crush Brian Gunn and his pitiful teammate, Sylar. We will be friends for just one week, and that is under one reason.
Rey Mysterio pauses for a second, listening to the boo's coming from the crowd.
Rey Mysterio: And that is to win, and kick ass.
Rey Mysterio drops the microphone, and walks out to his locker room in a shower of boo's.
Scene Two; the shorter one that sucks in Rey Mysterio's locker room.
Todd Grisham: Rey Mysterio, How do you feel about heading into your match on Monday.
Rey Mysterio: I feel pretty confident heading into Monday night. Now get out or I'll practice on you, instead of that practice-dummy over there.
Grisham runs out of Mysterio's locker room in a hurry.
EORP
Rey Mysterio runs furiously down to the ring. He is extremely mad, and the crowd can feel is anger rising from his body. The crowd starts to do a louder-then-usual YOU SUCK chant.
Rey Mysterio: You idiots in the crowd all know what happened last week! You guys all know that Brian Gunn got lucky! Man, am I happy that I can get my hands on that stupid Brian Gunn this week. And you guys wanna know why I am better then you? Well, then I'll tell you, and on Monday Night Raw, I can show you.
The crowd resumes their "YOU SUCK" chants. This seems to tick of Mysterio a whole lot more.
Rey Mysterio: No I don't! I do not suck at all. I know, you know, we ALL know, Brian Gunn got lucky. And now on to why I DON'T suck. Lets see... You guys remember all those bigger people I have beaten before, right? Not even the great Abyss could eliminate me in the battle royal. And now, some people are asking why I always wear this mask in the ring.
For the first time in his career, people start to cheer for Rey Mysterio. However, because it is ONLY because of the mask, it pisses Mysterio off.
Rey Mysterio: Oh now I get it! You guys only cheer for people who give you personal information! That almost makes me not want to tell you the secret behind the mask. But, because I'm better, I will still tell you the secret behind this mask.
Jerry King Lawler: Oh my gosh! Rey Mysterio is about to tell us the secret behind the mask!
Jim Ross: I know, King. I can't believe it either.
Rey Mysterio: OK, I know you guys may think I am saying this because it is true and I just want to rub it in your faces, but it actually is the reason for this mask. The Mask symbols greatness in my religion. and my religion is...
The crowd, including King and JR, leap out of there seats, anticipating what religion he has that makes him wear the mask. Then, somebody out there in world, watching TV, turns it off because he thinks it is disgusting of all these people wanting to know his religion.
Rey Mysterio: Muslim.
Everybody watching at home, the whole stadium, they start booing because they can't handle a Muslim superstar.
Rey Mysterio: Hey, don't boo me. Boo yourselves, you were the ones asking me. Now look, Triple H, I want you to know, I hope we crush Brian Gunn and his pitiful teammate, Sylar. We will be friends for just one week, and that is under one reason.
Rey Mysterio pauses for a second, listening to the boo's coming from the crowd.
Rey Mysterio: And that is to win, and kick ass.
Rey Mysterio drops the microphone, and walks out to his locker room in a shower of boo's.
Scene Two; the shorter one that sucks in Rey Mysterio's locker room.
Todd Grisham: Rey Mysterio, How do you feel about heading into your match on Monday.
Rey Mysterio: I feel pretty confident heading into Monday night. Now get out or I'll practice on you, instead of that practice-dummy over there.
Grisham runs out of Mysterio's locker room in a hurry.
EORP
