Post by Vince McMahon on Mar 30, 2012 23:47:20 GMT -5
Thy WWE Presents: Monday Night RAW 73
*Thanks goes out to Beno, Demmi and Senn. New card tomorrow.
Phil Latio: Welcome to Monday Night RAW, with the PPV just around the corner tonight's show should be a blast.
Don Chuckles: And to start of the show we have a awesome divas match for you fans. Demmi Mae will go one on one against new comer Trish Stratus!
Phil Latio: I can't wait Don, I can not wait!
Match One: Demmi Mae vs Trish Stratus
In the early part of the match, Trish and Demmi took turns taking it to one another with a series of small impact moves. Mae had a nice spot when she nailed four consecutive suplexes. That scored her a quick two count until Trish powered out .
Demmi took her time, toying with Trish which only seemed to enrage the diva. Mae hits a quick DDT and goes for the win.
1......................2.......KICKOUT!
Phil Latio: So close Demmi!
Don Chuckles: I love diva matches Phil! Just love them!
Around the three minute mark, Trish gained a bit of an advantage and hit a bulldog for a two count. Trish motioned for Demmie to get to her feet, looking for a chick kick. As Trish went to strike, Demmie was able to avoid the kick and rolled her up for the pin.
1.............................
2............................................
...............3!
Winner: Demmi Mae via pinfall.
Phil Latio: Demmi Mae is impressive Don!
Don Chuckles: Pretty soon there will be no divas left for Demmi to face hehe!
Phil Latio: Don't say that Don! But up next we have a return, Jamie Moorefield will be taking on John Morrison.
Before Latio could bring the show to a commercial, we found ourselves backstage, Vince McMahon sits in his office, trying to do his best to prepare for the night ahead. No sooner than he's started filing, the door is flung open - by 'The Saviour' Jacob Senn.
Jacob Senn: What the hell, Vince? What happened to my title shot?
Vince doesn't respond at first, glancing down at his desk and pretending to do paperwork.
Jacob Senn: I had a title match against Kendall tonight and it's been scraped off the listing. What happened?
Vince McMahon: We...felt the match could benefit from a bigger build, more marketing and--
Jacob Senn: I don't care about any of that! I just want Kendall in the ring, and I want to tear him to pieces! It's my duty to end the SCW cancer and it's my destiny to be champion!
Vince remains silent. Jacob gets angrier.
Jacob Senn: Or don't you think I can do it?
Vince McMahon: Jacob, I have a lot of work to do, could you just--
Jacob leans in, slamming his hand down on the desk.
Jacob Senn: Answer the question, do you think I can beat Kendall or not?
Vince stands up, enraged.
Vince McMahon: No, I don't, damn it! You've already lost twice and I'm not running the risk of handing him another three percent when my roster isn't even wearing him down!
Jacob Senn: I'm not the rest of the roster! I'm Jacob Senn, and I deserve this title match!
Vince McMahon: Get the hell out of my office or I'll take away more than your title match!
Senn is utterly seething. He bites his lower lip, calming himself, and heads towards the door.
Jacob Senn: You'll see. You can't hold me down forever. By the end of the night, I'll be number one contender.
Senn exits, slamming the door behind him, leaving a perplexed McMahon behind him.
--------------------COMMERCIAL BREAK--------------------------------------
Phil Latio: Welcome back and I must say Don, Senn must have the balls to barged into the bosses office like that.
Don Chuckles: Well, Senn was correct. Before tonight he was schedule to face Alex but at the last second it was removed.
Phil Latio: Let me tell you Don......
Again interrupted we find ourselves in the office of McMahon.
Vince is busy doing paperwork again. The door suddenly flies open and Vince sneers at the sound of it.
Vince McMahon: Damnit, Senn. I'm not changing my mind just because of persistence.
Alex Kendall: Even you - I didn't think even you would go this low.
Vince swallows, glancing up to see the sight of his company's nemesis; World Champion and SCW invader, Alex Kendall, a look of fury on his face.
Alex Kendall: A bounty on a woman, McMahon!?
Vince McMahon: Look, Alex - you know the terms of your contract better than anyone! If you lay a finger on me--
Alex Kendall: That's how you see the world, isn't it? Contracts and figures and you don't give a damn about the bigger picture. You don't give a damn about anyone you have working under you.
Vince McMahon: The bounty wasn't my idea, damn it! Starr was the one who--
Alex Kendall: And you, who love talking so much about all the power you have, didn't feel like overruling him and calling it off. Is that what you're saying?
Vince falls silent, before slamming his fist into the desk.
Vince McMahon: This is your fault! You pushed us to this. I didn't want to go along with it, but you and this goddamn contract of yours! Don't you come in here and make demands of me, I'm still your employer! I don't owe you a damn thing!
Alex Kendall: It's about human decency. It's gone beyond our agreement at this point. I was at least hoping someone like you could be a man about this. There's no honour in what Starr is trying to do!
Triple H: For once, we agree.
Kendall turns with a start, as if ready to pounce; from behind walks a man, likewise, dressed in a suit and tie, and likewise with the aura that could break a man; the King of Kings, Triple H. Hunter enters the room, staring Kendall down.
Triple H: You won't be hearing that a lot from me. There's a lot of things you want that are mine by right. The second the old man's chair becomes available, I'm the heir to it. This company is promised to me, and the last thing I'm going to do is let you take it.
Hunter's eyes part from Kendall's to focus on the belt over his shoulder.
But more importantly, you already have something that is mine. I hope the responsibilities of champion aren't weighing too heavy on you. If they are, you'll never make CEO.
Alex Kendall: That's not why I'm here.
Triple H: I know why you're here, and I think it's as sick as you do. That's why I'm here to be nice and tell you that you're barking up the wrong tree, and that for just once in your life, you might consider that this isn't about you and that you should get in line.
Kendall glares at Hunter, and then at Vince in turn.
Alex Kendall: I want Starr's head on a platter.
Vince McMahon: You don't get to start sentences with 'I want' until you're sitting where I am. Now get out.
Kendall glares daggers at the pair of them, before turning about face.
The camera changes and we see Phil and Don again, Phil's eyes are wide open as he begins to speak.
Phil Latio: So many interruptions Don.
Don Chuckles: Kendall seems pissed and when the world champion is mad, you as an owner must be worried.
Phil Latio: No one is bigger than the boss Don, not even the world champion.
Don Chuckles: When your world champion is at 40 percent, yeah be worried Phil.
Phil Latio: Alright, up next we have John Morrison a new comer taking on the returning face of Jamie Moorefield!
Match Two: John Morrison vs Jamie Moorefield
Phil Latio: Returning Jamie Moorefield will be taking on newcomer John Morrison.
Don Chuckles: Jamie Moorefield almost defeated Maven for the world title back in 2010.
Phil Latio: This kid is a competitor indeed but does he still have what it takes to win a match?
John Morrison is quick to start before the ref has even called for the bell, he hits a Enzuigiri to the side of the head. John then steps back before hitting a Tilt a world DDT to a dazed Jamie, yet Jamie just sits back up causing John to shake his head, before John can do anything..
Jamie gets up, without hesitation John punches Jamie a couple of times but Jamie just shrugs it off and grabs John with two hands, picks him up and throws him down doing a two handed chokeslam.
Phil Latio: What a chokeslam Don!
Don Chuckles: Such impact!
Before John can get up Jamie hit a couple of legdrops to the upperbody causing John to squirm in pain. Yet Jamie takes a step back allowing John to get up but then does a running clothesline before picking John up and doing a spinebuster then a second before going for a pin…
1…..
…..
2…..
….
Kickout!
Jamie picks John back up but suddenly John out of nowhere he hits a front dropkick to a stunned Jamie and goes for a pin.
1….
Kickout!
Jamie just pushes John off him like he weighed nothing at all they both then get up and Jamie is first to his feet. Grabbing John and hitting one ….two….three conective powerbombs before going for the pin.
1…
….
2….
….
….
3!
Winner: Jamie Moorefield
Phil Latio: And that answered my question whether or not Jamie can still wrestle.
Don Chuckles: John Morrison, welcome to Thy WWE!
Phil Latio: Next match we have for you all is a special tag team match which includes, Jamine Creed and Kane vs. Zak Sheilds and Mark Greenburg.
Match Three: Jamine Creed and Kane vs Zak Sheilds and Mark Greenburg
Phil Latio: Clearly Kane will want to take Zak Sheilds head off tonight Don!
It was clear from the beginning of the match that none of the four men were on a friendly basis. Kane wanted Zak to start first but wouldn't enter the end, letting Kane and Greenburg started off the match as the two big men went back and forth until Kane nailed a big boot to the face of Greenburg.
Kane goes for the cover Mark.
1.........
Kickout!
Zak drops off of the apron and looks under the ring for a weapon. Kane doesn't notice him.
Phil Latio: What is Sheilds have in mind?
Don Chuckle: Well, clearly he is looking for a weapon Phil.
Phil Latio: I know that Don but why? He will get disqualified if he using one.
Zak takes out a chair and raises it in the air. As the fans boo and the ref tells Zak to put it back. Sheilds opens the chair, sets it on the floor and sits down with a relaxed expression on his face.
There was solid tag team work from Kane to Creed teams.
The end came when Jamine Creed hit Nero's deciet on Mark Greenburg and covers him.
1........2..............................3!
Winner: Kane and Jamine Creed!
Match Four: Professor of Thuganomics vs Michael Shane
Phil Latio: It is time for our main event Don, returning POT, Professor of Thuganomics will be taking on Michael Shane.
Don Chuckles: Michael Shane is one of our best new comers of late and he plans on improving tonight against a hell of an competitior in Bob Cena.
Phil Latio: Well, with both men in the ring already, let's watch this match.
Steve Cruise: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
Steve Cruise: Introducing first, from Belfast, Ireland. He weighs in at 240 pounds. He is The Professor of Thugonomics, Bob Cena!!!!
POT comes out standing on the stage and then runs down to the ring. POT slides into the ring and does his signature taunt and waits for Michael Shane to enter the ring.
Steve Cruise: His opponent, from San Antonio, Texas. He weighs in at 221 pounds. He is Michael Shane!!!!
Michael Shane comes out and begins taunting to the crowd. He begins to walk down the stage and steps into the ring. Shane then goes to the top and taunts. He jumps down and waits for the bell to ring.
DING DING DING
The two combatants circle around the ring until they lock up. Shane gets the advantage over POT with a side headlock. Shane gets pushed off and when coming back, POT goes for a clothesline. Shane ducks and stops to taunt to the crowd.
Phil Latio: Look at Michael Shane taunting at the crowd.
Don Chuckles: This could cost him the match.
POT lets him taunt to the crowd and they begin to circle the ring again. When they lock up, Shane gets the advantage again with the side headlock. POT then tosses Shane and Shane runs to him just to get hit with POT's drop toe hold. POT goes for the ChainLock Choke but Shane kicks him away. Shane gets up and while POT is getting up, Shane hits a leg drop bulldog.
Latio: What a move by Michael Shane!
Chuckles: What will happen now?
Shane then goes to POT for the three count.
1
2
Kickout!
Latio: Even though it was a great move, not enough for the win.
Chuckles: Yeah, but I think Shane has a little more tricks up his sleeve.
Shane gets up and kicks POT in the head and punches POT the the head when POT stands. POT goes to the turnbuckle and POT gets hit with a flurry of punches. The referee pushes Shane out of the way and POT goes down to the mat. Shane gets POT in another side headlock and is going for a submission victory. POT though fights out and does a back drop suplex on Shane.
Latio: Here goes POT!
Chuckles: POT finally gets some momentum on his side.
Shane goes to the turnbuckle and Cena goes for a splash but Shane moves out of the way. Shane then does a series of elbows and on the last one POT dodges it. Then when POT gets up, he bounces off the ropes and does a shoulder block. He does another and when Shane gets up POT lifts Shane up on his shoulders.
Latio: POT is going for it.
Chuckles: Will he do it?
POT then says something and does the FU.
Latio: He did it!
Chuckles: POT does the FU! It has to be over!
POT goes for the pin.
1
2
3!!!
The bell rings and the referee holds POT's hand in the air.
Winner: The Professor of Thugonomics, Bob Cena!!!!
Latio: Put another win on the books for POT!
Chuckles: I thought Shane was gonna win for a second, but POT pulled off the win here tonight.
Phil Latio: Well, thats our show, I am Phil Latio.
Don Chuckles: And I am Don Chuckles!
Phil Latio: We will see you...
Don Chuckles: Wait Phil, look!
Backstage, we see the champion again banging on the door of General Manager Starr's office.
Alex Kendall: Don't make me kick this door down, Austin!
Jacob Senn: Kendall!
Alex turns, briefly regarding Jacob down the hallway - before turning back to the door.
Jacob Senn: Yeah, I thought that's what you'd do. That's why I brought something.
Austin Starr: This is something you might want to see, Alex.
Kendall turns immediately on hearing Starr's voice - and his face shifts to a look of horror. Starr and Senn grin deviously at him as Senn raises what he holds in his right hand; a porcelain mask, almost coated in blood.
Austin Starr: We have our new number one contender.
Alex Kendall: You--you bastards!
Alex charges like a madman - only to immediately intercepted by security, who've been waiting for this very move. He lashes out, punching and elbowing them trying to get through at the two of them, but they hold fast. Austin bursts out laughing, taking another swig from his bottle as Senn hands him the mask. Vince comes rushing down to investigate the commotion.
Vince McMahon: What in hell--!?
Austin Starr: Assaulting Thy WWE personell outside the confines of a match. I do believe that makes Mr. Kendall's contract null and void. I'll be sure to inform his 'associates' that they're free to sell their shares and that you'll make them a generous offer for it.
Austin casually walks past Kendall, screaming bloody murder as the guards handcuff him on the floor. Senn walks past with a coy smirk, spitting on Kendall as he walks past, and then sneering at Vince.
Jacob Senn: I told you. SCW problem solved, number one contender. Nothing stops me.
Vince watches as Senn walks away in an opposite direction to Starr, laughing all the way.
Alex Kendall: Tell me she's okay, damnit! Tell me she's--
Kendall goes back to screaming, as Vince looks on - dumbfounded as to what he's seeing as RAW goes off the air.
Don Chuckles: And to start of the show we have a awesome divas match for you fans. Demmi Mae will go one on one against new comer Trish Stratus!
Phil Latio: I can't wait Don, I can not wait!
Match One: Demmi Mae vs Trish Stratus
In the early part of the match, Trish and Demmi took turns taking it to one another with a series of small impact moves. Mae had a nice spot when she nailed four consecutive suplexes. That scored her a quick two count until Trish powered out .
Demmi took her time, toying with Trish which only seemed to enrage the diva. Mae hits a quick DDT and goes for the win.
1......................2.......KICKOUT!
Phil Latio: So close Demmi!
Don Chuckles: I love diva matches Phil! Just love them!
Around the three minute mark, Trish gained a bit of an advantage and hit a bulldog for a two count. Trish motioned for Demmie to get to her feet, looking for a chick kick. As Trish went to strike, Demmie was able to avoid the kick and rolled her up for the pin.
1.............................
2............................................
...............3!
Winner: Demmi Mae via pinfall.
Phil Latio: Demmi Mae is impressive Don!
Don Chuckles: Pretty soon there will be no divas left for Demmi to face hehe!
Phil Latio: Don't say that Don! But up next we have a return, Jamie Moorefield will be taking on John Morrison.
Before Latio could bring the show to a commercial, we found ourselves backstage, Vince McMahon sits in his office, trying to do his best to prepare for the night ahead. No sooner than he's started filing, the door is flung open - by 'The Saviour' Jacob Senn.
Jacob Senn: What the hell, Vince? What happened to my title shot?
Vince doesn't respond at first, glancing down at his desk and pretending to do paperwork.
Jacob Senn: I had a title match against Kendall tonight and it's been scraped off the listing. What happened?
Vince McMahon: We...felt the match could benefit from a bigger build, more marketing and--
Jacob Senn: I don't care about any of that! I just want Kendall in the ring, and I want to tear him to pieces! It's my duty to end the SCW cancer and it's my destiny to be champion!
Vince remains silent. Jacob gets angrier.
Jacob Senn: Or don't you think I can do it?
Vince McMahon: Jacob, I have a lot of work to do, could you just--
Jacob leans in, slamming his hand down on the desk.
Jacob Senn: Answer the question, do you think I can beat Kendall or not?
Vince stands up, enraged.
Vince McMahon: No, I don't, damn it! You've already lost twice and I'm not running the risk of handing him another three percent when my roster isn't even wearing him down!
Jacob Senn: I'm not the rest of the roster! I'm Jacob Senn, and I deserve this title match!
Vince McMahon: Get the hell out of my office or I'll take away more than your title match!
Senn is utterly seething. He bites his lower lip, calming himself, and heads towards the door.
Jacob Senn: You'll see. You can't hold me down forever. By the end of the night, I'll be number one contender.
Senn exits, slamming the door behind him, leaving a perplexed McMahon behind him.
--------------------COMMERCIAL BREAK--------------------------------------
Phil Latio: Welcome back and I must say Don, Senn must have the balls to barged into the bosses office like that.
Don Chuckles: Well, Senn was correct. Before tonight he was schedule to face Alex but at the last second it was removed.
Phil Latio: Let me tell you Don......
Again interrupted we find ourselves in the office of McMahon.
Vince is busy doing paperwork again. The door suddenly flies open and Vince sneers at the sound of it.
Vince McMahon: Damnit, Senn. I'm not changing my mind just because of persistence.
Alex Kendall: Even you - I didn't think even you would go this low.
Vince swallows, glancing up to see the sight of his company's nemesis; World Champion and SCW invader, Alex Kendall, a look of fury on his face.
Alex Kendall: A bounty on a woman, McMahon!?
Vince McMahon: Look, Alex - you know the terms of your contract better than anyone! If you lay a finger on me--
Alex Kendall: That's how you see the world, isn't it? Contracts and figures and you don't give a damn about the bigger picture. You don't give a damn about anyone you have working under you.
Vince McMahon: The bounty wasn't my idea, damn it! Starr was the one who--
Alex Kendall: And you, who love talking so much about all the power you have, didn't feel like overruling him and calling it off. Is that what you're saying?
Vince falls silent, before slamming his fist into the desk.
Vince McMahon: This is your fault! You pushed us to this. I didn't want to go along with it, but you and this goddamn contract of yours! Don't you come in here and make demands of me, I'm still your employer! I don't owe you a damn thing!
Alex Kendall: It's about human decency. It's gone beyond our agreement at this point. I was at least hoping someone like you could be a man about this. There's no honour in what Starr is trying to do!
Triple H: For once, we agree.
Kendall turns with a start, as if ready to pounce; from behind walks a man, likewise, dressed in a suit and tie, and likewise with the aura that could break a man; the King of Kings, Triple H. Hunter enters the room, staring Kendall down.
Triple H: You won't be hearing that a lot from me. There's a lot of things you want that are mine by right. The second the old man's chair becomes available, I'm the heir to it. This company is promised to me, and the last thing I'm going to do is let you take it.
Hunter's eyes part from Kendall's to focus on the belt over his shoulder.
But more importantly, you already have something that is mine. I hope the responsibilities of champion aren't weighing too heavy on you. If they are, you'll never make CEO.
Alex Kendall: That's not why I'm here.
Triple H: I know why you're here, and I think it's as sick as you do. That's why I'm here to be nice and tell you that you're barking up the wrong tree, and that for just once in your life, you might consider that this isn't about you and that you should get in line.
Kendall glares at Hunter, and then at Vince in turn.
Alex Kendall: I want Starr's head on a platter.
Vince McMahon: You don't get to start sentences with 'I want' until you're sitting where I am. Now get out.
Kendall glares daggers at the pair of them, before turning about face.
The camera changes and we see Phil and Don again, Phil's eyes are wide open as he begins to speak.
Phil Latio: So many interruptions Don.
Don Chuckles: Kendall seems pissed and when the world champion is mad, you as an owner must be worried.
Phil Latio: No one is bigger than the boss Don, not even the world champion.
Don Chuckles: When your world champion is at 40 percent, yeah be worried Phil.
Phil Latio: Alright, up next we have John Morrison a new comer taking on the returning face of Jamie Moorefield!
Match Two: John Morrison vs Jamie Moorefield
Phil Latio: Returning Jamie Moorefield will be taking on newcomer John Morrison.
Don Chuckles: Jamie Moorefield almost defeated Maven for the world title back in 2010.
Phil Latio: This kid is a competitor indeed but does he still have what it takes to win a match?
John Morrison is quick to start before the ref has even called for the bell, he hits a Enzuigiri to the side of the head. John then steps back before hitting a Tilt a world DDT to a dazed Jamie, yet Jamie just sits back up causing John to shake his head, before John can do anything..
Jamie gets up, without hesitation John punches Jamie a couple of times but Jamie just shrugs it off and grabs John with two hands, picks him up and throws him down doing a two handed chokeslam.
Phil Latio: What a chokeslam Don!
Don Chuckles: Such impact!
Before John can get up Jamie hit a couple of legdrops to the upperbody causing John to squirm in pain. Yet Jamie takes a step back allowing John to get up but then does a running clothesline before picking John up and doing a spinebuster then a second before going for a pin…
1…..
…..
2…..
….
Kickout!
Jamie picks John back up but suddenly John out of nowhere he hits a front dropkick to a stunned Jamie and goes for a pin.
1….
Kickout!
Jamie just pushes John off him like he weighed nothing at all they both then get up and Jamie is first to his feet. Grabbing John and hitting one ….two….three conective powerbombs before going for the pin.
1…
….
2….
….
….
3!
Winner: Jamie Moorefield
Phil Latio: And that answered my question whether or not Jamie can still wrestle.
Don Chuckles: John Morrison, welcome to Thy WWE!
Phil Latio: Next match we have for you all is a special tag team match which includes, Jamine Creed and Kane vs. Zak Sheilds and Mark Greenburg.
Match Three: Jamine Creed and Kane vs Zak Sheilds and Mark Greenburg
Phil Latio: Clearly Kane will want to take Zak Sheilds head off tonight Don!
It was clear from the beginning of the match that none of the four men were on a friendly basis. Kane wanted Zak to start first but wouldn't enter the end, letting Kane and Greenburg started off the match as the two big men went back and forth until Kane nailed a big boot to the face of Greenburg.
Kane goes for the cover Mark.
1.........
Kickout!
Zak drops off of the apron and looks under the ring for a weapon. Kane doesn't notice him.
Phil Latio: What is Sheilds have in mind?
Don Chuckle: Well, clearly he is looking for a weapon Phil.
Phil Latio: I know that Don but why? He will get disqualified if he using one.
Zak takes out a chair and raises it in the air. As the fans boo and the ref tells Zak to put it back. Sheilds opens the chair, sets it on the floor and sits down with a relaxed expression on his face.
There was solid tag team work from Kane to Creed teams.
The end came when Jamine Creed hit Nero's deciet on Mark Greenburg and covers him.
1........2..............................3!
Winner: Kane and Jamine Creed!
Match Four: Professor of Thuganomics vs Michael Shane
Phil Latio: It is time for our main event Don, returning POT, Professor of Thuganomics will be taking on Michael Shane.
Don Chuckles: Michael Shane is one of our best new comers of late and he plans on improving tonight against a hell of an competitior in Bob Cena.
Phil Latio: Well, with both men in the ring already, let's watch this match.
Steve Cruise: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
Steve Cruise: Introducing first, from Belfast, Ireland. He weighs in at 240 pounds. He is The Professor of Thugonomics, Bob Cena!!!!
POT comes out standing on the stage and then runs down to the ring. POT slides into the ring and does his signature taunt and waits for Michael Shane to enter the ring.
Steve Cruise: His opponent, from San Antonio, Texas. He weighs in at 221 pounds. He is Michael Shane!!!!
Michael Shane comes out and begins taunting to the crowd. He begins to walk down the stage and steps into the ring. Shane then goes to the top and taunts. He jumps down and waits for the bell to ring.
DING DING DING
The two combatants circle around the ring until they lock up. Shane gets the advantage over POT with a side headlock. Shane gets pushed off and when coming back, POT goes for a clothesline. Shane ducks and stops to taunt to the crowd.
Phil Latio: Look at Michael Shane taunting at the crowd.
Don Chuckles: This could cost him the match.
POT lets him taunt to the crowd and they begin to circle the ring again. When they lock up, Shane gets the advantage again with the side headlock. POT then tosses Shane and Shane runs to him just to get hit with POT's drop toe hold. POT goes for the ChainLock Choke but Shane kicks him away. Shane gets up and while POT is getting up, Shane hits a leg drop bulldog.
Latio: What a move by Michael Shane!
Chuckles: What will happen now?
Shane then goes to POT for the three count.
1
2
Kickout!
Latio: Even though it was a great move, not enough for the win.
Chuckles: Yeah, but I think Shane has a little more tricks up his sleeve.
Shane gets up and kicks POT in the head and punches POT the the head when POT stands. POT goes to the turnbuckle and POT gets hit with a flurry of punches. The referee pushes Shane out of the way and POT goes down to the mat. Shane gets POT in another side headlock and is going for a submission victory. POT though fights out and does a back drop suplex on Shane.
Latio: Here goes POT!
Chuckles: POT finally gets some momentum on his side.
Shane goes to the turnbuckle and Cena goes for a splash but Shane moves out of the way. Shane then does a series of elbows and on the last one POT dodges it. Then when POT gets up, he bounces off the ropes and does a shoulder block. He does another and when Shane gets up POT lifts Shane up on his shoulders.
Latio: POT is going for it.
Chuckles: Will he do it?
POT then says something and does the FU.
Latio: He did it!
Chuckles: POT does the FU! It has to be over!
POT goes for the pin.
1
2
3!!!
The bell rings and the referee holds POT's hand in the air.
Winner: The Professor of Thugonomics, Bob Cena!!!!
Latio: Put another win on the books for POT!
Chuckles: I thought Shane was gonna win for a second, but POT pulled off the win here tonight.
Phil Latio: Well, thats our show, I am Phil Latio.
Don Chuckles: And I am Don Chuckles!
Phil Latio: We will see you...
Don Chuckles: Wait Phil, look!
Backstage, we see the champion again banging on the door of General Manager Starr's office.
Alex Kendall: Don't make me kick this door down, Austin!
Jacob Senn: Kendall!
Alex turns, briefly regarding Jacob down the hallway - before turning back to the door.
Jacob Senn: Yeah, I thought that's what you'd do. That's why I brought something.
Austin Starr: This is something you might want to see, Alex.
Kendall turns immediately on hearing Starr's voice - and his face shifts to a look of horror. Starr and Senn grin deviously at him as Senn raises what he holds in his right hand; a porcelain mask, almost coated in blood.
Austin Starr: We have our new number one contender.
Alex Kendall: You--you bastards!
Alex charges like a madman - only to immediately intercepted by security, who've been waiting for this very move. He lashes out, punching and elbowing them trying to get through at the two of them, but they hold fast. Austin bursts out laughing, taking another swig from his bottle as Senn hands him the mask. Vince comes rushing down to investigate the commotion.
Vince McMahon: What in hell--!?
Austin Starr: Assaulting Thy WWE personell outside the confines of a match. I do believe that makes Mr. Kendall's contract null and void. I'll be sure to inform his 'associates' that they're free to sell their shares and that you'll make them a generous offer for it.
Austin casually walks past Kendall, screaming bloody murder as the guards handcuff him on the floor. Senn walks past with a coy smirk, spitting on Kendall as he walks past, and then sneering at Vince.
Jacob Senn: I told you. SCW problem solved, number one contender. Nothing stops me.
Vince watches as Senn walks away in an opposite direction to Starr, laughing all the way.
Alex Kendall: Tell me she's okay, damnit! Tell me she's--
Kendall goes back to screaming, as Vince looks on - dumbfounded as to what he's seeing as RAW goes off the air.
*Thanks goes out to Beno, Demmi and Senn. New card tomorrow.
